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Enginoods Remembers 9/11: A Special Editorial
Enginoods Remembers 9/11: A Special Editorial
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The collapse of this structure was an unplanned historical triumph that closed the book on an era. On this monu-
mental date, a structure that represented evil and tyranny crumbled to the ground in a glorious act of freedom
and revolution. It redefined, mostly for the better, the way millions of people would live their lives, and it her-
alded a profound change in the way nations and com-
munities resolved their conflicts. In the wake of the
events of this date, millions of people found new
freedoms granted to them. A nation that was fractured
along ideological lines was now united in a common
goal. This example showed the world that groups of
truly passionate individuals could enact major political
reform, and that the willingness to risk one’s life for
their beliefs was truly an admirable trait that was to be
revered.
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