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Who is the cutest boy?

Answer:

Benjamin

Especially when there is

a pile of Benjamins.

Dr. Sainvil Says

The Jokes and Observations of a
Fabulous Professor
Volume 1

Copyright 2016 by F. Sainvil

Men are dirty:

dirty nails dirty hair
They never get a pedicure.
I have so much dead skin on my
feet,
I bend nails when I step on them.

How many meninges are there in

your head?
Student: Four.
I like you. I like how you lie.
There are three.

Theres a noise at the door.

Nobody opens the door.

What kind of voodoo are you doing?

Do you know Pel?

Excellent player. Hes my cousin.

He points to a Vietnamese student.

Lee. Tell me something about this
lecture. By the way, I like your
cousins. Bruce Lee, Jet Lee.
I watch all their movies.

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Whats your name?

Student: Alajambanti.
Oh, no, you are Lee.
I like Lee better.

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Where are the quadriceps?

The student points to his arm.
This is the biceps, behind are the triceps and
the quads are on top of the shoulder.

What kind of voodoo are you

making?

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Whats the best country in the

world? Of course, America.
What is the best place to be
murdered?
America. They will find your killer.

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If you need to murder someone,

where is the best place?
Go to the islands. In the islands,
a murder is just an accident.

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Female student is texting on her

phone.
So, you are texting your ugly
boyfriend again?
Say hello to Carlos.

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Dr. Sainvil shouts to a student

Peter, where is your brother?

You know, the boy who sits next to
you. Can you call him? This is the
second class hes not here. Hes
missing too much.

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Hey, Peter, where is your cousin?

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(He shows an AMA fighter who has

extremely defined abdominal muscles)

Look at her abs. This is strong.

Look out!
When she fights, she is mean.
But when shes out of the ring, shes
nice. Shes my girlfriend.

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Is there a store called Lazy Girl?

Of course not.
Because BOYS are lazy.

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Fernanda, whats the difference

between the male and the female
genitals?
Student: (gives a long answer
Dr. S. interrupts)

Dont play politic with me.

Give me a quick answer.

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This collection of jokes is just a start.

Dr. Sainvil is a wonderful teacher.
He is direct.
If you have more jokes, send them to
ManyPosters@gmail.com
so we can make a second edition.

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Who is the cutest man? Benjamin.

Isnt his picture cute?
Especially if you have a pile of him.