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First, let’s do the easy one. Fed hall is a shitty bar, and if you’re not a dum frosh, you probably never went
there. In fact, if you are a dum frosh, you probably never went there except during Frosh Week. Oh, you
mean no more Thursday “Get Drunk and Fuck” nights? How will I ever live…oh, wait-I can find some-
where else to drink.
PBD TOTALS
The Civs 85 So here’s the deal, you don’t get a class name until you’ve had 60 beers in
Mech’s on the Beach 75 POETS this term. Why? Because we say so.
1B Civ 38 -Fruit rollups for Bart. Beer rollups for Homer.
Exec 21 -Ah beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel if you will.
3A Mech 20 -Alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.
3B Chem 19 -The college road trip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem.
1B Chem 17 -Ah that’s just drunk talk, sweet beautiful drunk talk.
4B Comp 14 -My name is Otto. I like to get blotto.
2A Geo 11 -Marge send the kids to the neighbours. I’m coming home loaded.
2A EnvCiv 9 -To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life’s problems.
Kick-Off-Not just a bar for Soccer freaks, this place is actually really good. Talk to Bill (one of the regular bartenders) for a
drink recommendation. Lots of great beers that the Feds wouldn’t go anywhere fucking near. Tasty chicken fingers.
Weaver’s Arms-We haven’t actually been here in a while, but we remember it was pretty good back in the day. Good food,
and quite a few beers on tap. Just avoid the live music nights-all the bands suck ass.
Harvey’s-They sell beer, but you have to know the secret password. Ask for “play-doh” with your combo.
McGinnis-Used to serve batch, used to endorse Engineers, and used to be good. Now they’ve raised their prices, and try
to cater to the club-fucks.
Mongolian-They have cheap martinis on Monday (if you’re into that kind of thing), otherwise, too expensive and not
worth going. They have burnt meat though, which is always a good thing!
East Side’s-Not a bar per se, but you can get beer with food. For all you dum frosh, they also take Watcards. You can’t
buy booze with em, but you CAN buy gift certificates…
Molly Bloom’s-Serves Guinness and Kilkenny, but way too expensive. Go to Kick-off instead.
Philthy’s-Cheap beer, big burgers, and porn on Wednesday nights (tell em the Noods sent you to get in).
Morty’s-Decent wings, and beer, and that’s more than you can say for the Bomber.
Paddy Flah..Flarh… KINGSBRIDGE-Waitresses in kilts, but a surprising lack of sheep. No shortage of beer though.
The Heuther-Great cheap beer, but no more strippers. This is actually a good thing, trust us.
Brick Tour-2 hours, 50 bucks, 25 people, all you can drink. Do the fucking math…
Grad house-15 beers on tap, cheap food, and you can’t come (especially Stan and Kyle).
“I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.”
RANDOM SHIT
Wow... this shit just exudes randomocity!
Cement
COMICS
Contest: NOBODY sent in a fucking contest entry this week. What is it with you BSoc
fucks? We always got submissions on ASoc. Sure, some of them were shitty, but at least
they fucking submitted. Remember, the contest is just a suggestion-submit any shit you
think is funny.
THIS WEEK’S CONTEST: Write a Limerick using the line
“Dave Clegg was hit with a rock”
Submit to noods02@hotmail.com -and may there be many free hats in your future!
Send them in any standard format. Anything funky, and you don’t get a FREE HAT.
noods02@hotmail.com
If we publish your letter, you’ll get a FREE HAT & P**5 points! We at the Enginoods value your suggestions, and this
shit won’t get any better unless you tell us what to change. Thank you for your time. Hope to hear from you soon.
Does anyone actually read this shit anymore? Paul is dead. If you did catch this, you might just have won a free hat!
“This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?”