Roses are red

Violets are blue

T isn't a voter
... so the jokes on you!

The path, hard and long

Brings dawn with passage of time
And then my heart sings

Go gently dear friend

Rest in peace among the stars
Sadness at our loss

Two cups of coffee

Wake me up enough to ask
Did I have coffee

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they dont make sense
Refrigerator

Me Cookie Monster
All of you can keep veggies
COOOOKKKIIIIEEEE! OM NOM NOM!

Debate so lovely
Im Compelled to destroy it
As a moth to a flame

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You just messed up the 2ac
And watch me beat you