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T Enginoods I I !: FEDS Attempt To Levy Engineers
T Enginoods I I !: FEDS Attempt To Levy Engineers
T Enginoods I I !: FEDS Attempt To Levy Engineers
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We, the 1B Chemmies who actually go to POETS regularly, have a message for you:
WE WILL OVERCOME.
That’s right. Chemical Bondage (with Clegg’s Mom) is on the rise. Not only are we breaking the Chem stereotype by
actually passing all of our courses (well, almost all of them), but in addition to that already stunning statistic, we, all
fucking THREE OF US, are actually FOURTH on the PBD! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PUSSIES?! Mike alone
(Garrett’s loyal follower, *WE ARE NOT WORTHY* …) drinks more than some classes do in a week! Needless to say, 1B
Chem is whooping ASS on a bottle-per-person-ratio basis. (This is especially in light of the fact that Garrett counts as
five alcoholics and therefore twenty-five normal people.) Now, now, we recognize that this week the 1B Civs are getting
big heads about beating the 1B Chems for yet another week. If you guys drank like we do (instead of like a bunch of
girls), your third place position might not be threatened as it currently IS.
With the PBD business out of the way, let us say that the official theological engineering midterm solutions printed in
this week’s issue of ENGINOODS were complete BULLSHIT. We had better answers. We were just too lazy to send
them in. Yes, we actually took the time to complete your midterm. Funny how getting drunk every Thursday and Friday
and then going home and passing out fucks up your schedule and you find yourself staying up all night with nothing to
do.
Well, wouldn’t you know? It’s Friday again – time to get really really drunk. Again.
In closing, an EDITORIAL REPLY-REPLY: You DARE diss up ENGINOODS? We only read it because it’s offensive and
profane! GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM! That’s what people want to read! And to save ENGINOODS some
trouble, the SSR of this letter is 0.025. SEE YOU IN THE BAR! (Mike will most likely be wiping his vomit off of it.)
You want offensive and profane-how about you pull your collective tongues out of Garrett’s ass and
try to figure out who the fuck you think you’re impressing. Wow, you drank a few beers, do you want
a fucking medal? If the only reason you’re drinking in Poets is to beat another class, please stop
now-it’s fucking pathetic. IF however you’re drinking in Poets to get fucking hammered two
afternoons a week before four in the afternoon while watching movies then you should have nothing
to prove to anyone. Drinking should be just for the fun of it-can’t we all just get along?
-It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarattes,
it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses
-Hit it
DUM PEOPLE WRITING DUM SHIT
SHIT..
Really. Don’t read it. Just read our comments. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
We found this in our mailbox the other day, and decided to print it against our better judgement. Actually, we decided that it would
take up space, and we’ll print just about anything that isn’t Joseph Fung’s shit. That, and we can mock it.
First, we really resent having to type this shit out. Yes, the handwritten spontaneity is good, but not when we have to try to fucking
decipher it. Second, we have no problem with drunken ramblings. In fact, we’re quite fond of drunken ramblings, as long as they’re
FUNNY drunken ramblings. While this does indeed qualify as a drunken rambling, funny it is clearly not.
Cement
noods02@hotmail.com
If we publish your letter, you’ll get a FREE HAT & P**5 points! We at the Enginoods value your suggestions, and this
shit won’t get any better unless you tell us what to change. Bambi Meets Godzilla! Thank you for your time. Hope to
hear from you soon. Does anyone actually read this shit anymore? If you did catch this, you might just have won a free
hat!
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