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CEUX-C1 PORTENT ‘AUSSI LIESTAMPULE OFFIOIELIE DU VILLAGE YAO DE BAN CUANG KHAM MEN.Bop & Weyzer TINTIN THAILAND Editions FARANGTINTIN HAILAND CHAPTER | AAARLINSPIKE HALL ATS BEEN RAINING WERE FREEZING, WE DOT HAE HAVE, fiiy FOEL LEFT, THE SUPPLIERS ARE ON ‘STRIKE, THE TELEVISION 1S BROKEN, aw oe CAUSE oF BILUONS OF BLISTER! BARNACLES!! f YES, TM AFRAID SO ; CAPTAIN! Uf Re SINCE HERGE LEFT US, NO MORE ADVENTURES IN THE SON... fin Wiens Sh OF CASEAPH ats! PAY BON Wo COMES, are ME IN mag BLIZZARD? os "SON MAGAZINE" {= | OR THE JEHOVAH WITNESSES 21? HENCEFORTH 1 PISS WHERE 1 WANTH..rm IN ANY CASE, NOBODY ‘WILL DRINK ww LAST Le JOLYON'S TURKEY 7/!... BILLIONS OF COCKROACHES! WHAT IS SHE COMING TO LAY HERE WITHOUT HER VAMPIRE AND ALL THER PIMPLY POULTRY 7!!... SIRE (TS. MADAM WAGG: THE... INSURANCE LADY... DROP OF * LI n BUT PLEASE SIT DOWN: NESTOR WILL BRING YOU A NICE CUP OF TEA TO WARM YOU UP! vo WELL, THE "VAMPIRE'S: TURKEY" SAYS GOOD EVENING TO YOU ANYWAY! OLD SYPHILITIC PIMP JI. ... MY GOD!!! | HOPE SO ?!, HURRY CAPTAIN: WE'VE STILL GOT A FEW OROPS OF IT, HAVEN'T WE?! ... «SO, TO BE DIFFERENT 1 WOUWD UKE A ... ITS VERY KIND OF YOU, BUT | HAVE A ‘ay Last near oF watt || 9oT NO YOUNG PEOPLE: FOR THis JRUYFSHH z I It's ABOUT 7MY LIFE 1S ROINED/! ~. ALL BECAUSE OF AN INSURANCE COMPANY. NIACAL MENOPAUSAL ISIS... .. OF COURSE, HE WON THE TRIP TO THAILAND OFFERED TO THE FIVE BEST SALESMEN AND Wives. BUT | CANT STAND THE HEAT, AND LONG TRIPS AREN'T THE BEST THING FOR MY VARICOSE VEINS... r w THEN | SAID TO JOLYON: "GO WiTHOUT ME, YOU REALLY DESERVE {T!! HE HAD THIS TWINKLE IN HIS EYES THAT ONLY OLD COUPLES IN LOVE KNOW, RASCALS!) .. 15 DAYS OF SEPARATION ARE ONLY A DROP IN THE OCEAN OF OUR LOVE..."SNiFF*... TLL REMEMBER [T FOREVER... "HIC: JOLYON NEARLY KILLED HIMSELF AT WORK WHEN THE "ROCK BOTTOM" LAUNCHED ITS NEW "DEATH INSURANCE® POLICY ... w=» MISO, 1 LIKE MY HOME TOO MUCH AND THE RADIO QUIZ SHOW “WHAT'S MY LINE?*... AND HE MUMORED "GEORGETTE... 1 LOVE YOU... .» THAT WAS SIX MONTHS AGO... AND SINCE THEN... THAT FILTH... "HIC* .. HAS NOT COME BACK!!..AT FIRST | THOUGHT IT WAS. AN ~. ONFORTUNATELY, THEY’ ACCIENT, A NAPPING, OF Meee ons LAUGHED TA vege eet JuraN te ORDER, (YOU NEVER KNOW WITH CONT USpAND® STILL ALIVE, AND AT THOSE CANNIBALS) ... THEN 1 ALERTED CONTROL YOUR HUSBAND'S THIS MOMENT HE 1S INTERPOL AND THE EMBASSY... BANK ACCOUNT: YOU WiLL SOON SQUANDERING ALL OF KNOW IF HE IS STIL ALIVE. OUR MONEY ON .. we RUINED 35 years oF .. THEN 1 SAID NOI. 1 HAVE ONLY YOU itionone COOKING FOR THE THOMSON AND THOAAPSON WENT YOUNG PEOPLE... SAKE OF THIS. AMAN'S STOMACH! Ovée THERE, AT My COST, TO FIND | SHOULD HAVE JOLYON, BUT THE INVESTIGATION 1S THOUGHT ABOUT IT GETTING NOWHERE AND THEY'RE RUNNING-UP ASTRONOMICAL WHO GAVE ME 4 KIDS?? "SNIFF" i .. AND YOU MUST BE FREEZING YOUR BOLLOCKS A a ), THE Ni S OF THE IC, The Paaeaoe, THE epee, Tie NUMAN OFF, IN THIS SHITTY CASTLE THAT STINKS OF AND THE CNS, YOURE NBT AFRAID OF CATS PISS, WHILE YOUR FATHER'S HEIRS LLING...!! My 1 BEG YOU: SAVE MY MARRIAGE!... Wane THE stn ale VULTURES. q IE "AARLINSPRI OMPANY" & WHEN THEY DISCOVER | - ONLY YOU CAN FIND JAY JORYON! TUL PAY ALL THE COSTS... AND THEREBY YOU'LL HAVE ANOTHER PUBLICATION OF “TINTIN IN THAILAND"! WHICH YOU'LL BE THE ONLY HEIRS... If. ... YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED THE TREE NicHOLY TYPHOON... WE ARE Onntestoue, YOU ARE MISTAKEN: THERE ARE Leave FoR THAILAND . No PENGUINS IN HOLLAND... "WHY NOT WAIT FOR 00 | UNDERSTAND HAM... 1F YOU INSIST THE SPRING AND THAT YOU YOUNG AND Cover ALL OUR |] THE TULIP SEASON? PEOPLE ACCEPT? EXPENSES, IT WILL... 5 A FEW DAYS LATER, SOMEWHERE OVER BURMA LIFE 1S BEAUTIFUL CAPTAIN WE WILL EIN BANGKOK IN ONE . HOUR, THANKS TO THAT OLD CONT [JUST FROM LOOKING AT THE seme. Aiereettan DREAIMNG THAT weUL FWD HER COTE ARES. OF THE ene eee COCKROACH!!... PEALZE Wily JOLYON. GOT RID ‘OF HIS SPOILED POULTRY...THE WORST THING ABOUT FLYING IS THAT YOU CANT SMOKE A PIPE! THATS REALLY STRANGE!? THE PENDULUM SAYS WE'RE FLYING SOUTH-EAST... 22/1... | I'M FEO UP OF . fio FOR FREE? ... THATS DRAGGING THIS DEAF fy @ YOUR FANTASY MY DEAR th CUNT AROUND! FRIEND! OH! LOOK CAPTAIN! ITS DAWN, WE CAN SEE CITIES AND RICE PADDIES!!.. USTEN TO ME TYPHOON: WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO BANGKOK!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND: | _ BANGKOK!) a SE PADDINGTON?... YOU MUST BE KIDDING BOYS!!... LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: WE ARE NOW APPROACHING BANGKOK AIRPORT, PLEASE FASTEN YOUR.. NEW YORK?/7!... THATS INCREDIBLE!!... WHAT IS THE MEANING: OF AL THESE W16S77!...1 HAVE THE FEELING THAT 1" GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME , J IN THIS COUNTRY! ... AND EVERYBODY FOUND OUT THAT Wl 'T WAS MASTURBATION THAT MADE YOU DEAF!!... HADDOCK!! we are iN THAILAND: YOU'RE A BLOODY TAXI!: "PING PONG AND YOU'RE A BLOODY WANKER...!! TO HELL WITH VARICOSE VEINS! {T'S TIME TO SMOKE A GOOP PIPE!.. HA HA HA! BELGIUM! FUNNY JOKES FROM YOUR COUNTRY, AND MANY RAIN! HA HA HA! BUT THAILAND HA HA HA! SORRY SIR NO SMOKING IN MY ARSEHOLES! THEY ALL TAXI, HA HA HAI...) SMOKE FROM THEIR ARSES : AND | CAN'T EVEN CIGHT UP MY PIPE?!ai THE SHITS? NO, ACTUALLY I'M THREE HOURS TO D0 20 KM! RATHER CONSTIPATED!... THESE TRAFFIC JAMS ARE THE 4 YES TEA, BUT WITH WERE FINALLY ARRIVING LEMON!!.. CAPTAIN: | CAN SEE THE HOTEL SIGN... THEY'RE MAOBILE PHONE CRAZY HERE!!.. THEY CAN'T STOP USING THEM, BEN WHEN THRE PISSINGH.L] [TON ONCT Mist apa CHARMING! f 1 MUST WARN —— THE BOSS UAMEDIATELY!# O.K. MISTER TINTIN: YOUR ROOMS ARE 301, 302, 303... HALO MAY LITRE PUSSY, KOW ARE YOU?ws. A FEW MINUTES LATER, 11,000 KM FROM BANGKOK, IN THE OFFICES OF THE "MARLINSPRICK COMPANY” WHICH CONTROLS THE COPYRIGHTS OF HI pow OF HERGE WITHOUT PAYING ANY ~- BY THE WAY, | ROYALTIES AND SOILING THE THOUGHT YOU WERE AT SPIRIT OF HERGE'S WORK... THE COMICS FAIR IN oTINTIN, IN THAILAND CAN BARCELONA?! WHAT THE YES BOSS !... AND TOGETHER WITH THAT DRUNKARD AND YOU IMAGINE THE SHAME HELL ARE YOU DOING IN LIKE YOU PRETENDED TO 90 LAST TIME, WHEN YOU CAME BACK FROM R107? 1 WARN YOU MY DEAR DEREK ! THIS TIME YOUR EXPENSES WILL ACCORDING TO THE “LOONEY PLANET" GUIDE BOOK WE SHOULD ONLY BE A COUPLE OF HUNDRED METRES FROM PATPONG, THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT. .. WHAT 90 YOU _THINK?? HA | ONDERESTIMATED YOU: TO COPULATE? WE'LL SEE... THAT'S A DISASTER DEREK! TAIL THEM EVERYWHERE, DON'T LOOSE THEM, THEY PROBABLY WANT A NEW ADVENTURE AND TO PUBLISH ‘A NEW BOOK ON THEIR OWN... com ERRRRR.... ITS... MUST CONFESS THAT ITS A PERSONAL DECISION. | AM MAKING INQUIRIES. ABOUT ILLEGAL COPIES OF TINTIN’S TSHIRTS... VERY IMPORTANT DEREK: NO SEX!!... | BEG YOU: RESPECT OUR YOUNGSTERS OF LETS GO BOYS: MOTHER WAGG'S PAYING!!SU TO KEEP ME ON A LEASH? NO CHANCE ! THAT WILL GIVE US A BREAK y] FROM THE ARUMBAYAS BILLIONS OF BARNACLES J... "3 PICTURESQUE? YOU'VE NEVER SEEN AARSCHOT STREET ! * | WAS TALKING ABOUT THE SWEDISH PORTS TYPHOON!.... THE CAPTAIN KNOWS THE SWEDISH PORTS BETTER ALL AHEAD FULL THIS BAR DOESN'T LOOKS. BARBARIC !!... LETS GO INSIDE AND “LONG LIVE THE MARINERS" 1 VASELINE? NO, | DON'T THINK IT WILL BE NECESSARY 1... NO COVER CSE CHARGE!!! Cone a SIRS RB YOHT STRICT I BRUSSAS.. GENERAL ALCAZAR! WHAT A SURPRISE ! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THIS ‘SHIT HOLE OF A BAR 1N BANGKOK ?! -- GENERAL TAPIOCA TOOK BACK POWER IN SAN THEODOROS, | HAD TO GO INTO EXILE ONCE MORE, BUT THIS TIME | DON’T REGRET |T //..) ALSO LEFT JAY "PALOMITA" WHO LET ME CLEAN THE DISHES A BIT TOO OFTEN. * , AND WITH THE MONEY 1 HAD LEFT AT THE "BANCO DE LA NACION", 1 OPENED THIS BAR IN BANGKOK ... | WAS JUST GOING TO: ASK YOU THE SAME THING, CARAMBA !... AND FIRST OF ALL AMIGO, NOTE THAT My BAR IS NOT A SHIT HOLE #4. GOULD YOU PLEASE TURN DOWN THE MUSIC, WE HAVE "BROKEN EARS" YOUR BAR?! BUT YOU SENORES 7? WHAT BRINGS — A MISSING PERSON 27 THE PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU TO MY THATS A GOOD JOKE ! IF YOU KNEW HOW MANY “MISSING PERSONS" PASS WERE ON PAID HOLIDAYS GENERAL ! TO FIND A MASSING PERSON IN ‘STATION MASTERS WHO LEFT THEIR DRAGONS, GROCERS WHO DIDNT PAY THEIR V.A.T., DEFROCKED JESUITES, OLD BOYS WHO LEFT THEIR MUMMIES, PIMPS, CROOKS, COPS, GARBAGE COLLECTORS, BANKRUPT NOTARIES. AND ALt OF THEM TELL ME: VIVA ALCAZAR #1... HA HA HAIE HA HA HA!!! AND | FORGOT THE INSURANCE BANDITS: SUCH AS YOUR FRIEND JOLYON WAGG?! ‘MY BEST CUSTOMER CARAMBA_!1! YOU FORGOT TO ADD THE EXILED DICTATORS: TO YOUR LIST !... “SEE "TAL AND THE PICAROS™ @ITS PRECISELY HIM THAT WE HAVE COME TO FINO !!... BAD LUCK AMIGOS: HE JOST FLEW AWAY ON HONEYMOON !... TELL ME GENERAL, CHIANG MAI IS THAT QUIET LITTLE CITY CALLED "THE ROSE OF THE NORTH" ISN'T IT? Oa ry if 7 HA HA HA!!! WHY NOT HOMBRE ?/TRAVELLING 1S GOOD FOR YOUNG PEOPLE... !/BUT FIRST OF ALL, LETS DRINK AND ENJOY THE CHARIA OF MY. HOSTESSES, THEYRE NOT ALL KATOEYS !! TYPHOON & HADDOCK ARE SO DAZZLED THEY COULD BE FORGIVEN FOR MAKING A-MISTAKE! HAHAHA!!! YES, KATOEY OR LADYBOY THATS ‘WHAT THE LOCALS CALL TRANSEXUALS AND TRANSVESTITES !.. THE FUNNIEST THING 1S THAT YOUR FRIEND 1S CONVINCED THAT HE FLEW TO CHIANG MAY WITH MISS UNIVERSE |... AHA HAI! | PREFER GIRLS I! WAS CALLED CARAMBA 1 THE CITY “LOST HER FLOWER" ALONG TIME AGO It 1M REALLY TEMPTED TO GO AND SEE HOW JOLYON 1S GETTING ALONG WITH HIS Bt RA SA1 THING IT Wit FIRST THERE IS THE "CALCULUS AFFAIR" AND HIS "DESTINATION MOON" ! OUR. WORT YOU, BUT IF FOSSIL REVEALS HIS TRUE NATURE WITH THE NYMPHS WHO STICK TOGETHER S| AROUND HIM. HERGE WOULD SHUDDER /! HIS DEAPNESS GUARANTEES HIM AN YOU INSIST. INCREDILE SUCCESS WIT THE GiRLS MORE DETAILS. z tow “HEY GOP ? DIMWiT HF a , Cee ry AND THEN, THERE 1S "THE SHOOTING STAR" WHICH FASCINATES THE CAPTAIN SQ MUCH THAT HE HASNT TOUCHED HIS GLASS OF WHISKY YET 1! WHAT 00 YOU MEAN BY "THE SHOOTING STAR" 2 AND TINTIN SEEMS TO BE INTERESTED aus as NOTHING wy 99. yam HE aes oF IE CASTAFIORE EMERALOS* , REASSURI STAFIORE IS nom FORE MERAY THE NICKNAME OF THE TOILET ATTENDANT AT GENERAL ALCAZAR'S BAR .. AND | FORGOT THE * w IVE GOT A BROKEN HEART DEREK! CIGARS OF THE PHARAOH"... THIS EVENING IS REALLY THE END OF CHARLIE BROWN!!! 271 YOURE WRONG THE CIGARS OF ... 7?! OSS, OTHE SAMY Hs CHARLIES STILL THE INNOCENT LITRE BOY THAT HES ALWAYS BEEN!!!THE NEXT DAY, ON FLIGHT TG 110, BANGKOK TO CHIANG MA\ A WINE STAIN?! THIS BLUE SKY/,,. IT MAKES HA HA HA! YOURS WAS DONT SAY THAT !? YOU FEEL GOOD AFTER OUR WIDER THAN ANNE FROM | LOVE THIS JACKET... WILD NIGHT IN BANGKOK, ‘WHAT IVE HEARD YOU DOESNT IT CAPTAIN? CHEEKY U/TTLE SWINE? THE "LOONEY PLANET GUIDE BOOK DESCRIBES HIANG MAAL AS A PARADISE!... ww IF IT CONTINUES LIKE THIS ['M -, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE ARE NOW NOT GOING TO BUY "RAY BANS" A BUT A PAIR OF INFRARED GLASSES APPROACHING CHIANG MAI AIRPORT ... BILLIONS OF BLISTERING BARNACLES!? vA PARADISE? THE JGENERAL NEVER SPOKE ABOUT A PARADISE... “FULL OF LIES"?? OH! WOW! ... AND THE NOT MINE SHE WAS NIGHTLIFE DOESN'T SEEM] DIFFERENT BORING EITHER!!... TRLESCOPE? YOU HAD ‘YOUR NOSE IN THE ‘STARS LAST NIGHT: DONT YOU? HA HA HAYBILLIONS OF MENAPIANS, WHY. CHIANG MAI INTERNATJONAL AIRPORT, 1.30 PM DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE 10 SAEET BELGIANS IN EVERY AIRPORT AMAL CHAREL I! TS TOCH WA’ BETER OF THE WORLD? HIER WARE’ ZENE! Lo) oan I ZoERSEL # i ITS ONLY A GROUP OF FLEMISH GERMMANS? YOURE MISTAKEN} [I FEEL LIKE DISEMBARKING PEOPLE TRAVELING WITH "PLAGUE AT QOSTENDE ON THE (STH "TOURS": THE PLANE WAS FULL MY FRINDS: | ASSURE YOO) Jog quUST, PILIONS OF Qe THEM THAT THEYRE LEASH. BLISTERING BARNACLESH! .. .» NETHER ARE WE IN BRUGGE AS FAR }-RIGAT, BUT WE ARE IN CHIANG "as | KNOW! AND THIS FOR BEING MAI, NOT IN BRUSSELS! 11.000 KMS FROM SCHERPENHEUVEL, 1 DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE BLACK AND YELLOW LION! COME ON CAPTAIN! WERE ALL CITIZENS OF THE WORLD! LET MME TELL YOU HAISTER THAT 1 AM. VERY PROUD TO BE BELGIAN! AND DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING!... ‘SEE?! BELGIANS FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER!) YOU'D THINK YOU, WERE IN ZAVENTEM, "CAPITAL OF EUROPE"! AND THEY'RE TELLING EACH OTHER BELGIAN JOKES!!.. HAHA HAIL!IMPOLITE AS USUAL ...HUH... CAPTAIN? AND PLEASE NOTE THAT THE "CARNIVAL COPS” ARE HERE ON A SECRET MISSION OF THE HIGHEST IMPORTANCE! WHILE YOU ... IF | WERE IN YOUR SHOES | WOULD BE ASHAMED YOUNG PEOPLE! WE ARE |N THE GOLDEN TRIANGLE!... TO BE PRECISE: SILENCE 1S GOLDEN!... THE THOMPSONS!! THESE CARNIVAL COPS WERE THE ONLY THING THAT WAS MISSING!... Se .. NOT DIFFICULT TO GUESS WHY YOU'RE HERE!... WHAT ARE YOU INSINUATING SEPTIC TANK POULTRY?!... LETS LEAVE THIS AIRPORT ‘ANP Goo BEFORE | SPIT ON THESE snouoays": § TAK REALLY GLAD WE GOT RID OF THOSE Sa TWAT FLOWER PATTERNED BUDGERIGARS WATE WHAT 00 BOT | BELIEVE CAPTAIN THAT WE'LL SOON MEET THEM AGAIN 1N OUR TRAVELS !!.. YOU MEAN?TPS ONLY A FEELING: It EXPLAIN LATER... BOT 1 THINK THAT THIS ENCOUNTER WITH THE THOMPSONS HAS HELPED OS PROGRESS IN OUR "WAGG INVESTIGATION" ... LONG? NO, | FOUND THIS FLIGHT PRETTY SHORT!... | DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE OUR CHARMING FRIENDS i EMA ae il OH! CAPTAIN! | JUST MADE ‘A STUPID MISTAKEN. 3 A "SAYURY" |S NOT THE NAME OF OUR HOTEL, IT'S A "BODY MASSAGE" PLACE! PP) vs, mort “Frist ale” AS YOU SAY! HAVING SAID THAT, | FIND CHIANG MAL ‘AAUCH LESS POLLUTED THAN BANGKOK!... wr OOH?! REALLY?! YOU THINK S0??., . | WAXED UP THE ADDRESSES THE GENERAL GAVE US IN BANGKOK!!... . VERRY GOOOD!... )'VE DREAMED FOR A LONG TIME ABOUT RELAXING IN A BATHTUB WITH A GIRL WASHING MEI! srA BIT LATER, AT THE "SAYURY BODY MASSAGE COMPANY UNLIMITED" WELCOME SIR! PLEASE HAVE A SEAT .. WAL STOCKED Window, fA HOTEL? YOu MUST FILUONS OF SHELFISHES J BE KIDDING! THis 1s ‘A BROTHEL FOR SURE! GO FOR IT IF YOU WANT: THE TOUT |S JUST EXPLAINING TO ME THAT IT'S ONE THOUSAND BAHT FOR TWO HOURS WITH THE GIRL OF YOUR CHOICE... THE GARL WITH THE FLOWER: PATTERNED SWIMSUIT? VREALY CANT SEE HER. WHERE |S_SHE?? -» BUT NOTE THAT {T REALLY DOESN'T DISTURB ME AT ALLA DONT WORRY ABOUT ME CAPTAIN, TLL WAIT FOR YOU HERE... TAKE YOUR TIME y NOT YOUR CUP OF TEA... TOO BAD FOR YOU.. WERE GOING ON BOARD! ‘sBEUEVE ME, THE LITLE QUO WAN WITH GLASSES. MUST BE A REAUY COOH SHAGHNOTE: "SAYURY CO. UN-LTD" DIDN'T AUTHORIZE THE AUTHOR TO DIVULGE THE RECIPE OF THEIR DELICIOUS "BODY MASSAGES". WHILE IN ROOM 102... ‘ALL RIGHT! I'LL KEEP MY HAT ON IF YOU FIND YOU'VE JUST REMINDED ME THAT | IT FUNNY, BUT | WANT YOU TO PUT THIS HAVEN'T SHAOKED MAY PIPE SINCE | UTTLE HAT ON BEFORE WE START THE SIAMESE ARRIVED IN THAILAND, BILLIONS OF ‘STEAMING LEECHES!!. vw» MEANWHILE IN THE LOBBY... [7 MOTHER WAGG WAS A BIT CHEAP NOT BUYING A PLANE TTKET FOR SNOWY wie 1 ‘ Z ; 4 . AT MARLINSPIKE HALL ... ty herein ——m PLEASE CHILDREN, WATCH THE CARPETS: THIS HOUSE 1S NOT A BROTHEL! Bd] THE POOR BEAST MUST REALLY BE WISSING US... A i Fil WHEN | THINK THAT THEY WANTED Fh = OS EVERYTHING 1HOURS LATER OUR HEROES ARE RELAXING ON Pl THE TERRACE OF THE POP NORTH GUEST HOUSE REESE 7 YA AND FOR MME YOU CHARMING yy CHILD ITLL BE A SMALL BOTTLE Yn OF WHISKY AA None... way Nor? Twine BEA NEW EXPERIENCE! eS ‘WELL, SHIPMATES, THIS STAY IN THE NORTH IS ‘STARTING LIKE A DREAM, THANKS TO THE GOOD ADDRESSES GENERAL ALCAZAR GAVE USI! THE "NIGHT BAZAAR"? A | YOU MUST BE KIDOING?! “aco } ITS A TOURIST TRAP. FOR SURE! ... CAPTAIN, PLEASE DON'T FORGET OUR MISSION, AND BY THE WAY, WHAT | WANTED TO SAY ABOUT ‘THE THOMPSONS WAS... AND HERE WE GO! IS TO BABE AND THE BUT | THINK ITS TAME TO" HAVE A TOAST TO THE Tee HEE HEE!!! ) THA WHISKY! "MEXONG" BILLIONS OF BLISTERING BARNACLES!) THEY CALL THAT WHISKY?//! IT'S KEROSENE FOR PAKISTAN! CHARTERS WITH WOODEN BENCHES!!.. ADMIRAL KCAPPOTT! UNBELIEVABLE! WHAT A HAPPY SURPRISE!!... ALO! MaI212PAA NOT SURPRISED KAY NEW LOOK SHOCKS YOU: YOU'VE JOST ARRIVED FROM THAT SHITY BARKINGSPIKE CASTLE | PRESUME? .- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR? HAVE YOU JUST GOT OUT OF A HARVESTER!? ASTAFIORE!.. "BIANCKY " COMMODORE! FROM NOW ON CALL ME BIANCKY: ITS MY NEW ‘STAGE _NAME!, ‘STAY POLITE, OLD SHAVED OSTRICH!?. eee ~. STILL AS COURTEOUS AS A purer SHRIMP PEELER, HOLY OLD BLISTERING DEAR CALF-CULUS, KNOW THAT | AM REBORN JN CHIANG MARM!.. IVE LEET FAUST AND THE "TWO a» THE GREAT MUSICAL REVELATION OF MY CAREER: vw. A TROLLEY FACTORY? THATS MAARVELOUS: SOMEBODY HAD TO THINK OF IT! 1S IT PROFITABLE??. BUT, IN THE SHADOWS DISCRETELY FOLLOWS OUR FRIENDS. GOOD ADVICE MISTER DIMWIT: DROP YOUR MAOBILE AND JOIN US. [IN THE "SEE-LOR"® WAITING IN FRONT OF YOU!!! BOT WHAT..2!7 THONDER! NOW ITS THE CASTAPHIAL?! 1 MUST WARN THE BOSS IMMEDIATELY!... fs > Ki (esas * SHU COLECTVE THAN ANGSOON AFTER THE SILOR OEPARTS FOOT FLAT TO THE FLOOR IN A CLOUD OF FOMES.. vw» TO A BUSINESS LUNCH IN A SWISS RESTAURANT, AND THEN TO SEE THE GIRLS, IF WE CAN AGREE ON A TO BE PREGSE |F WE WEE ON THE WHEEL! ee WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU TAKING ME?! 1? 1S THAT A BELGIAN JOKE OR WHAT?... ————\_. Ge Oe = . WHILE AT THE POP-NORTH... | TALK AND TALK, BUT | HAVE TO UEAVE YOO FOR THE REHEARSAL... COME TO THE "TOUCH" ONE OF THESE EVENINGS, ITS A VERY "NY BAR WHERE MY PHILIPINO GROUP PLAYS: "THE BLUE LOTUS BAND"... CIAO! THANK GOD WE GOT R10 OF HER! IF THIS BUTTER ELEPHANT HASNT SPOILED YOUR APPETITE, | SUGGEST GOING TO HAVE A BITE TO EAT IN A CIVILIZED PLACE... vA GOOD FRENCH RESTAURANT FOR INSTANCE... ‘A TEMPLE VISIT? NO THANKS, DONT COUNT ON ME! vw | HAVE A PREVIOUS ENGAGEMENT: MISSY HAS FINISHED HER SHIFT AND SUGGESTED THAT 1 GO WITH HER AND TRY SOME LOCAL THA! FOOD HOLY TYPHOON! YOUR COMPASS ALWAYS KEEPS YOU ON THE RIGHT TRACK...1!! NO, NO, DONT INSIST YOU KNOW} AS FAR AS TA CONCERNED ABOUT ‘THE OLD STONES FROM THE "LOONEY} PLANET™ GUIDE BOOK... ‘SO WHAT? DID THIS CLAM FOSSIL EVER LOOK AT HIMSELF IN A MIRROR?!... COME ON SAILOR, LETS GO AND FIND A BLOODY CHATEAUBRIAND... 1! ceRESTAURANT IN CHIANG MAL... TAILING TINTIN, WE REALIZED THAT AAARLINUTS WANTED TO PREVENT THIS NEW EDITION ASTER OIMWIT? ... BUT, WE DON'T SEE WHY YOU SHOULD PREVENT US FROM HAVING A BIT OF FUN... ITS “BBUSY: HES A BIT OF A MEGALOMANIAC AND TOUCHY... DON'T CONTRADICT HIMA, BECAUSE.. THE THOMPSONS!! PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME. THE MEANING OF THIS GRCUS?7!7 vw WHEN WE DISCOVERED THAT YOU WERE THANKS TO OUR POLICE 10. CARD, WE CAN EAT FOR FREE WHENEVER WE WANT. BUT AFTER ALL, YOU'RE WORKING FOR THE CROOKS AT" THE MARLINOTS COMPANY WHO SELL US QUT IN THE FORM OF KEY-RINGS, COAT-STANDS, AND OTHER TACKY GADGETS FOR RICH KIDS, WITHOUT LEAVING US A CHANCE TO MAKE A LIVING FROM OUR ADVENTURES...!! WHAT 00 YOU BELGIANS THINK OF MY SWISS FRENCH FRIES? DELICIOUS BIBUS!... REALLY TASTY! = + ~. BELIEVE US DEREK! YOU WiLL ‘SOON UNDERSTAND THAT (T WOULD BE REALLY STUPID TO ABORT THIS... "TINTIN, IN THAILAND® vn ESPECIALLY WHEN YOO DISCOVER THE “STOPLGHT-BAR"?,. ’IMANWHIE AT THE *COcORKCO®, THE NO . AULOW ME TO OFFER YOU AN APERITIF. MY LITTLE HSS FAMOUS FRBKH RESTAURANT A NIECES NEVER AMNSS YOUR TELBISION CARTOONS! HANG AL "HAVE WEARO THAT YOURE... AND SO ARE THE HOUSE-APERITIF | SUPPOSE? NO THANK YOU! } AM RATHER CHEN IS ROYAL O02 WN UISTRUSTFUL OF THOSE CHEAP Co WINES: 1'D RATHER HAVE A GOOD =F LOCH-LOMOND!.. OH! BUT?! | HAVE SEEN YOUR FACES BEFORE!!?. AREN'T YOU MICKEY AND GOOFY, THE TWO WHO AND NOT LEAST: "NEUF CHATEAU DUTROUX! TEN YEARS WALKED ON MARS? OLD AND TWO YEARS IN THE CELLAR!!... CHURGH WINE | GUESS? IN QUR COUNTRY, CLERGYMEN ARE SPECIALISTS! (4) YOU GUE TRY TD EAT THS SPICE AND ONIONS‘SEE YOU NEXT TIME, BIBUS! THE BEARNAISE WAS A BIT INSIPID THIS EVENING: YOU SHOULD TAKE A BIT MORE 7 CARE OF YOUR STOVES!... AND | WOULD ADD THAT YOU SHOULD SHARPEN YOUR KNIVES!. ‘A PLACE TO_PARTY THIS EVENING? .. LETS SEE. THERE'S THE "STOPLIGHT’, ‘A WELL-STOCKED GO-GO BAR: IT WOULD BE A PLEASURE TO DRIVE YOU THERE!... ERR... GO WITHOUT ME. I'MA BIT FED UP WITH THE GIRLIE BARS, BUT | READ IN THE MAGAZINE "G000 NIGHT CHIANG MAI" THAT... HA HA HA! REALLY!? DONT WORRY WELL DROP YOU AT THE "SEXY BOY", {TS ON OUR WAY. | WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT THAT 1 ONLY HAD THE RIGHT TO A a chown ABOUT YOU, BUT AFTER ALL, YOUR AUNT ]REW CARETAKERS, AN OPERA SINGER SOW AND THE HOSTESSIS OF SYLOAVAIRY FAUT -» BELIEVE ME, YOUR PRIVATE LIFE BE CAREFUL SAILOR, PROTECT YOURSELF, DOESNT INTEREST ME! .. BY THE WAY. YOU COULD EASILY GET A COLD... POPEYE, I'l ROP YOU OFF HERE.Tl NTI N THAILAND THE AMBIANCE OF THE SMOKE FILLED “SEXY BOY" AND [TS DANK STENCH OF ROTTEN SHRIMP SOMEWHAT DISCONCERT OUR HERO... IT'S RATHER SAD... | MUST ASK MYSELF IF | MADE THE RIGHT: DECISION TO COME HERE..? PLEASE HAVE A ‘SEAT DARLING! ... AS YOU SEEM LIKE THE ‘SENTIMENTAL TYPE YOU SHOULD LIKE HIM... ANYWAY, BELIEVE ME HE'S A VERY GOOD SHAG! HA HA HAM!MEANWHILE, THE PROFESSOR DISCOVERS THE ‘SIDE EFFECTS OF THE "TOM YAM KAIN*) AND THE COMFORT OF THE LOCAL TOULETS. peer ‘STAY OPTIMIST: AT LEAST THIS caustic ‘SODA ONBLOCKS May ‘OLD PIPING!) ... BLOODY HELL, THERES THE POULTRY AGAIN! ‘TAL ME THOMPSONS?! IS IT IN te KIND OF ESTABLISHMENT THAT YOU'RE CONDUCTING YOUR “SECRET MISSION"? COOL IT CAPTAIN! YOU ARE RIGHT... WE HAVE TO TALK SERIOUSLY! WHAT 00 YOU MEAN BY "THANK US"? AND FIRST OF ALL, WHO. IS THE CARNIVAL PSYCHO WHO WANTS TO_HARM ME?!! DIMWIT, CAPTAIN WALTER DIMWIT, EX-BOSS OF THE LEGAL DEPARTMENT OF THE MARLINSPRICK COMPANY, BUT "HIG" REASSURE YOURSELF: LONG’ UVE TINTIN IN. THAILAND! AND THAT LITTLE CUTIE IS REALLY CHARMING... I'M GETTING BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH!! SSS ._ Ss ne \ SI D . AT THE SEXY BOY, THE REUNION OF TINTIN AND TCHANG 1S MOVING... HOW | GOT HERE? .. IT'S NOT A VERY BUT ... EVERYTHING‘AT THE TIME, | DONT DARE TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING THAT REALLY HAPPENED BETWEEN THE YETI AND ME DURING MY CAPTIVITY 4) AFTER THAT TIBETAN NIGHTMARE, FROM WHICH YOO DELIVERED ME, MY ADOPTIVE ME TO GO ON FAMILY PAID FOR CONVALESCENCE TRIP TO THAILAND... ARRIVED AT THE SEXY BOY... IF THATS WHAT YOU WANTED TO KNOW ... "PURE HEART... HA HA HAY... Si 5 N THE "ABOMINABLE MAN OF THE SNOW” ONLY ENSURED MY SORVIVAL IN ORDER TO SATISFY HIS SEXUAL DESIRES AND HE SOON TRAINED ME TO NOWMAN", BUT .-AWORE INSATIABLE THAN A JESUIT PRIEST IN A ‘SCHOOL DORMITORY, HIS FAVORITE POSITION WASN'T REALLY THE MISSIONARY POSITION! OH! MY POOR .... POOR... THANG! wu THEN STARTED TO WORK IN THE BARS OF PATONG BEACH WHICH WERE FILLED WITH GERMAN TRUCK A DRIVERS JUST A BIT UGLIER THAN THE "ABOMINABLE st FULL OF CASH... ANYWAY, SINCE TIBET. 1_WAS IMMUNE TO THAT SIDE DON'T WORRY TCHANG, I'L GET YOU OUT OF HERE!... WELL LIVE HAPPILY IN MAARLINSPIKE HALL AND WILLST DU EIN BIER MIT MAIR TRINKEN UIEBLING??... (#) YOU'RE IN THE WRONG BOOK, TINTIN! WHAT WOULD 1 D0 AT MARLINSPIKE HALL?! BE A REFUGEE? AN APPRENTICE AT THE CUTS BUTCHER'S? HERE, | LIVE IN THE SUN ... AND I'M PAYING OFF MY “BENZ™..1! WERE YOU BRAINWASHED BY A PRIEST BEFORE COMING OVER ier oe WHAT?2 uA 1Al...1 FIND YOU VERY TACITURN SINCE YOU WENT OUT THE OTHER NIGHT TINTIN!!. SINCE HE'S BEEN FUCKING THIS JUNGLE BUNNY, HE'S EVEN MORE BLOCKED UP THAN USUAL STINKING? TALK FOR YOURSELF CAPTAIN! AND TO TOP IT: ROUGH INFRONT. OF A YOUNG LADY! ‘A LOCAL MARKET: WELL FINALLY: BE ABLE TO HAVE BREAKFAST!!. 1M FED UP OF STICKY — a RICE, BILLIONS OF aw THEY ARE AKHA AND ISO (*) WHO COME DOWN FROM THEIR VILLAGES IN THE MOUNTAINS TO BUY THEIR SUPPLIES CAPTAIN! ve WALL EACH TO HIS OWN SHIT ! ONE THING'S FOR | | WONT FINO MY PAGANS COW CHEE act IN BILLIONS OF BLISTERING BARNACLES!!... IT'S FULL OF COLORFUL TREE MONKEYS: UKE IN NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC OVER HERE!??.. (y OUNTAM TRIES OF THE COWEN TRIANGLEINA NOT INSTAKEN! ~ AND OVER HERE ORDER A SANDWICH OF IT, . ‘SOME GIANT WATER THESE ARE RED ANTS EGGS: BUGS, AND. WROW! IGUANA TESTICESI!. IST THE FLEW? KNOW ABOUT THAT, au AFTER THIS UGHT MEAL WELL WHAT AN APPETITE! ONLY HAVE A COUPLE OF ’) HOW MOVING: MAY LITTLE KILOMETRES TO GO BEFORE ANGEL WAS STARVING!!... RRIVING AT THE HOUSE OF... = A DOZEN TESTICLES LATER... YOUR SWEETIE PIE RISKS GETTING A MOUSTACHE AFTER SUCH A MEAL... MUSTARD? DONT EXACT TO FIND BURP )\_aNe in HSE PARTS CAPTANE Pp VErK QUR VISIT WILL SURPRISE JOLYON WAGG!.. ... OF COURSE NOT! JOLYON WAS PAYING FOR THEIR SILENCE AND THEY WERE PARTYING WITH THE| MONEY HIS DRAGON WAS SENDING TO FIND HIM, .. BUT SINCE WEVE ALL .. ON TOP OF {T, OMIT DOESN'T Wat 4 it sito wer soun soc] PSEA OLGA Re CemeeyL EXACTLY THE SAME THING!.. PIRATE EDITION OF OUR NEW ADVENTURES! .Villon DESIR toon 1116889 200, 31 iG A 1 DON'T BELIEVE (THY THIS ZJEVEREER OF KIEXEFRETTER BELIEVES HES IN A COLONY!!!... ‘STAY QUIET CAPTAIN! IT MNGHT REALLY BE WAGG'S DEN, BUT {T LOOKS LIKE A TYPICAL THAI TEAKWO000_HOUSEL... (©) THAT FORBGAIR IS ORWING LIKE A WATER BUFEALOM: (8) IN WALAND THEY GROVE ON THE LEFT SHE. RMN THOSE NEANDERTHALS SHOULD WALK THER ELEPHANTS: PUBLIC ROADS!!! IMINALS! AN HE OYONT HAVE HIS BRINKER ON?! ! HERE ARE THE TEMPLE RUINS THE THOMPSONS WERE TALKING ABOUT, |T SHOULONT BE FAR AWAY NOW, THEY SAID} THE PLACE IS SIGN-POSTED YES, 1 SEE ITH! HA HA HA. COTTAGE "CA M'SUFFIT" ALREADY “DESTROYED” THE PANORAMA IN THE VALLEY OF THE SEVEN MEUSES,... | HOPE HE DIDN'T DO IT AGAIN {N SIAM?!? ‘AMMIH, THAT CAR DOESN'T LOOK VERY CATHOLIC TO ME!? | BET THAT [T'S ANOTHER BUNCH OF TOURISTS FROM “PLAGUE E-TOURS" WHO CANT FIND THE "GIRAFFE WOMEN TRIBE”STAIRS. THOSE I'VE GIVEN YOU NICE TO SEE YOU HAT MARLINSPIKE!!. | HOPE WEVE ARRIVED COME IN J! COME IN! ... AND BY. TTS cteonGue Ta RoE ES IN TIME FR OF youd siees OF AT THE ra Mm APERITIFS!... AFTER ALL FOTTOM OF. THE ‘00 YOU TAKE YOURSELF FOR THE GRAND IMAM OF MAE HONG SON OR WHAT? ae 1 MET LEK AT... ERR... BURING AN TOME ARNE UST MTN an 705 OAD sich il SiMe THE STOCK OF SINGHA (##)!! A CONVENTION “A-GO-GO" AT i AUAZAR'S, STOP THE BOLISHIT, UEK"2? *SINGHA™ ; p Sow WRYTANG! A WHAT'S THIS GIBBERISH? ; THIS "GIBBERISH" 1S THE DRAMA OF MAY LIFE CAPTAIN! | MUST EXPLAIN TO YOU BEFORE ‘SHE GETS BACK!!... WEL YES, + MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE... THERE IS A REAL INCOM- PATIBILITY BETWEEN THIS .. HOM. THIS CREATURE AND ME... AND ...27 LOCAL COSTONA DICTATES THAT SHOES 9 THA PRPATASE OARLING, LET AAE INTRODUCE YOU... I NEVER ASKED You! M . NY FRIENDS TINTIN. & ) CHICKEN EATERS (IN BRUSSHS DALEw= ONLY TYPHOON UNDERSTOOD MY QUESTION, SATO! | WANTED TO ANNOUNCE THE NEWS BE "Sty tee fet ‘ABOUT THE RABBIT JOLYON WAGG !! "HICK" ofSAPPEND wr 7" se WHO'S JUST ARRIVING!!! AT LEAST HIM. "HCY... HES. INSURED... GOODNIGHT LADIES & GENTLEMEN! *HIC*., oo sn aS | Nae alate AMA) AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR! PLEASE KEEP YOUR SEATBELT FASTENED UNTIL THE AIRCRAFT HAS COME TO ... PRAISE THE LORO! alt BRAN ‘SURROUNDED By clin BASTARDS:$PS A REAL PLEASURE TO ‘OOOOOHHA! SIR! ‘SEE YOU MY FRIENDS! Ht My ERENDS. WHAT A TpIPHl” ‘THE CELARS ARE UNDER WATER. THERES BEEN SO. MUCH RAIN! AND NOW FORGET IT AL! NOW AND | FORGOT TO TEL YOU ABOUT THE irs }s You'Re IN THE coONTRY TYRANNY OF THE MARLINSPIKE COUNCIL FOR FUSE, OAY-GREY OF THE FREE MAEN!! WHICH HAS IMPOSED VERY SEVERE EHC FUSE, Be us HMA. CERTAINLY SIR, for irs. ‘COPE WITH SOME TICE. ‘WHAT ARE ALL THESE POLICEMEN DOING IN FRONT OF OUR HOTEL!? THUNDER! 1 HOPE THAT... (+) NCENAIE GE TO A AAYSTERIOUS BELGIAN SERIAL KER WHO LEFT FECES OF HS VICTIMS IN GARBAGE BAGS CTRUE TORY‘OH NO! THATS A SETUPH.. THAT IDIOT 1S CAPABLE OF ANYTHING, BUT NOT PLAYING WYTH NITRO- GAYCERINE! FAST! WE MUST ACTH! JOLYON! BILLION’ OF BARNACLES!! OW! MAY DEAR NESTOR, WHAT A’ PLEASURE TO SEE YOU! BUT YOU'RE ARRIVING AT THE WRONG TIME! BSASTROUS OVER HERE!!! WHAT... WHATS HAPPENING 27) fo 7, 7 aA CNT & a~ ITS THAT HOOKER | TOOK YESTERDAY WHO STASHED THE ‘STUFF IN MY ROOM BEFORE DISAPPEARING WITH MY CREDIT CARDS, MY CUFF LINKS ANDO MY BROLEX!!... HELP ME TINTIN'! PLEASE BRAN TO g Se ee a rs A THEY DONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO. ARREST IME!! | FVEN HAVE MNONDASS ASSISTANCE! . BLOODY HELL. HA WA HAL AND snide MORE?! UK WILL BEF HAPPY! THE FARANG (59 GOING To BE A GUEST Id AT RATCHAWITHI ROAD! (4) ‘A TOOTH ACHE?!! AND YOURE WAKING UP. CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE MEANING OF ALL THIS NOISE IN THE CORRE - (6) AODRESS OF CHANG AAAS CENTRAL PRISON. 1... FM REALLY VERY SORRY SIR! ERR... I'M. VERY SORRY SIRI! AAT PEN RAL! SNOWY!! BUT?2!! AAA PAN RAL! HES GOING CRAZY!!! SNOWY! COME HERE!!! ur pest & we)y (ey HRRPY THES 90G 1S MAE ERR... EXCUSE ME FOR THIS INTERVENTION YOUNG PEOPLE... NO HADDOCK, I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS BOY, AND YOU KNOW, I'M, MORE INTERESTED IN GIRLS!!.. wn SUCH_AS THIS ONE! IF "SIRY WOULD TAKE OFF HIS SUNGLASSES, | AM SURE THAT IT WILL FIT PERFECTLY! HIGH HEELED SHOES, A BRA, EVENING DRESS, A WIG. THE "KATOEY™ WHO PUMPED THERE WE ARE! | GUESS THAT ¢( YOU RECOGNIZE THIS "MISS" BY NOW, SiR?! TTS AS STRONG AS LUE CHEESE!)!. MEANWHILE IN BELGIUM, AT THE OFFICES OF THE ANARLINSPRIKK_ COMPANY. ONLY?! IS THAT ALL wave sow ‘OF THE MOON SPACES! THE THIRTIEST sen Oe TE APOLLO. NSSION?/?! ~ AND MY SPACESHIPS ARE BUILT ACCORDING TO EEC REGULATIONS!!4... Ta RRS A A SMP PIECE BH Mee rca , PSST! JUST BETWEEN US... IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR JOB, TRY TO Av0R SRRAKING ApOUT THAILAND wrTH BOSS FOR THE N, HES Pee ann 1S OVER st oa THERE. EREK DINWIT a INTIN. IN IWANO" WILL BE PUBLISHED {TA CE TRE LAGAL tea eS ats Ea Tas Wan HEARD _FROM HIMA SINCE THEN! TINT !? WA HA HA THATS THE HAPPIEST DISASTER TO STRIKE THE OF THE BOSE ME? 00 1 HAVE) “THE IWWVENSE HONOUR TO INTERRUPT THE xf TO TAKE REVENGE BECAUSE YOU JOST LEFT HER AT "MON DESIR’. UK GAVEN ORDERS TO THIS OTHER KATO... OTH ‘OF THEA ARE NOW 1N JAIL; WITHOUT THE SNOWY'S INTUITION AND THE SHREWONESS OF THE THOMPSCNS YOU WOULD HAVE SPENT NEW YEAR'S BE IN JAIL LOLYON!.» YOU ARE REALLY IKAPOLITE YOUNG NANI! YES. 1 AM DRINKING ALCOHOL, ‘AND THEN?? YOU ARE PROBABLY FROM THE SALVATION ARMY?! SHE SAY THE FORTUNE TELLER SPEAK FUTURE NOT GOOD FoR YOU, SHE eae. YOUR FRIEND ASK ME TRANSLATE HE APOLOGIES AND BEGS YOU TO ACCEPT HER HONEST EXCUSE... LOOK WHO'S HERE: MAY STUBBORN: LITRE ANGEL! Soon ae ‘STRIP AND Set WANT MARRY ea w BECAUSE SOON YOU CAN BUILD NICE HOUSE FOR HER AND FEED HER POOR FAMILY OF 62 MEMBERS! No! YOU MISUNDERSTAND! SHE WANT. AAARRY YOU! NOT MEF 1 LOVE SANTHITAM TOO MUCH!) on WHEN 1 THINK, CARAMBA, OF ALL 1 TOLD MYSEF ALCAZAR? “ icge eeu wilo Yn PASS WW YOU CANNOT INSS THIS REVOLUTIONARY PARTY!!... THE GENERAL THS 1S A SURPRISE! WHAT BRINGS ESYAr iT —~| you UP FROM BANGKOK?! a (+) AUGUST IML TOTAL KUPSE'I BELGIUM (oy SANTHTARK CHANG IMATS RED WCAT BSTCTHE CAGE 1S APT!" IVE BILLIONS OF BLISTERING: ‘SEARCHED EVERYWHERE. BARNACES: MY HE HAS DISPPEARED!. SIAMESE CATH! Asa ts TF oeecron: THe He CANT BE FAR AWAY aITTATT STREET! THATS TYPICAL OF APTAIN!T SNOWY WILL "FEUX THE HOOKER" FIND RIAA? z STOPI!! REVERSE ENGINES!!! THIS SMELL IS UNBEARABLE!! ‘YOU SEE THERE WAS NO REASON TO WORRY!! OUR CAT HASNT EATEN SINCE BRUSSELS... [P'S NOT STRANGE THAT HE MADE [STRAIGHT FOR THIS STALL OF "PLA MUCK HENG'! HA HA HAY... (4) WELL! THEY CAN KEEP: THEIR ROTTEN JELLYFISH, BEEUAARRIKK! 1 ME! YOU'RE REALLY oa 5 ELESS MAY. PRIENDSJIP ‘GOODRYE EVERYBODY YW WAVING! (4) W 1956, THE CAT APPEARED FOR THE FIRST TAME IN THE Satmn j OF COURSE NOT CAPTAN!Y BUT THE THAE 4 OF (HOTS! IVE BEEN DRNING JOY 7 passés BY SO QUIRKY AT THE END OF THe NTURY!. FOR ONE HOUR IN THIS TUK TUK eae | ie. YOU! COME ON, QUICKLY!!! ‘A SHMALL BEER IN THE TWENTIETH AND. YOO PRICES FOR THE TWENTY FIRST = =» FAMILY OBUGA- C ... LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, | ASK YOU TO To TONS My RAR ) APPLAUD THE ARRIVAL OF THE KNIGHT OF iM KODDAK TO WHOM | DEDICATE THE FIRST SONG OF THE CENTURY'S RECITAL... ITS THE ROCK VERSION OF FAUST'S "JEWELS" SONG /! vie Wee GPTANL STEN TO THIS, NORTE AND. OFck }WEVE COT A TABLE Fan] WALTZ OF STRAUSS MAY, DARLINGI!E FROM THE STAGE AND THE BEAUTY OF THE OCCIDENT!#! THE SPEAKERS! "GEORGETTE... THATS TT. ATS TOO MUCH FOR MEME EVERYTHING IS MY FAQLT, I'M ONLY A PUNE ASSHOLE! YOU REALLY CONT KNOW WHATS GOO? PAL! "RABBIT IN PEER" Zh ITS UKE CAIAREN! AN FOR YOU SIR? ... "PHILIPPINO 20G" OR “BELGIAN RABBIT MARINATED IN BEER" 27... RABBIT IN... 277) ERR. 1D PREFER TO RISK THE "PHILIPPINO DOG", THANK YOU! AND MY GEORGETTE FOR ME, SHE COOKED LIKE A QUEEN! OWAWIT, WERE AFRAID THAT TODA\ THEN LET AIM GO BACK TO HIS ‘MENO WILL HAVE A NEGATIVE ANDERLEHT'S SHREW: NOW WE INFLUENCE ON JOLYON... DONT NEC SHE STILL LOVES YOU, YOUR GEORGETTE! AND WEL. SHITE TODAY'S THE 31 DECEMBER 1997, PAGE 54, on THE IZTH STROKE OF IMONIGHT, TINTIN:!.. DONT YOU UNDERSTAND? IHL START THE PUBLICITY THE BOOK IS SOON FINISHED! 4.9 2 CAMPAIGN OF THE YEAR 2000H. 1 THINK THAT YOUR WISH HAS BEN GRANTED! LOOK OUTSIDE CAPTAIN, BILLIONS OF BARNACLES!// YOU'RE RIGHT!!! IT'S EXACTLY ANONIGHT!!/... MAKE THE BLOODY OSTRICH SHUT UPHYHAPPY NEW CENTURY TO EVERYBODY!!. on THANKS TO LET KISS LADIES!!.. WELL GET RID OF THE AND ESPECIALLY TO YOU MY DEAR IMMORTAL HH] WHAT WELL PASS [MJ ''YOYEURS", FROM NOW ON Itt CATCH UP. TAWTINH!!... HERES THE FIRST COPY WHICH i QUITE AND PEACEFUL BELONGS TO YOU: “TINTIN IN THAILAND'!! “QUITE ‘AND. sade DAYS IN THE SON? 72 Ir OUStY, NTN, DOESNT KNOW THAILAND'S EXPAT UNDERWORLD YET! - BUT THAT: jy AT COULD HARM YOUR FUTURE, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE PLANNING TO RESTORE |T..!!! PRECISELY: IT COULD COOK YOUR MISTAKES, ESPECIALLY IF YOU PLAN TO KEEP THEM...