(CHARACTERS 84 Jor DiPteTRO. Executive Dance A corporate cel fncton,Belloom-danee mai play, A deri. middle-aged exci, Jontbon, and, meng «ch and “opie en date middeaged uct, Se spa pili ay ste Jonathon, hi [RRATHENS Sten god ts: you, Congatlion on yur at es fguen STEVE Yes yous the mem JoNATHON Tse every meme So some py, ek? STEVES Actual, for 3 company function, i ela i vey. Soca w ince! JONATHON: May Head? steviN Go fort (natn and Sven bgn amber) JnaTHON: You her the rer aot Graig a Marketing? staves: Promotion? JOMATHON Ino an fice with window: STIVEN: He dest have a window now? ONATHON: No, he hat couch, STEVI: He's gonna havea window and couch?! Jonson: No be can take the couch Anther promotion, he gts it back, asco tbe sve: though they downsined Marking? JONATION: Yep sey heads no incaing sce stv And Grandi es hima window! The scp onarno. Ths hig, Wer yin theo on th rumor bt Manmade Fiance STEVES Fore cat teen? JONATHON: Nope. Gon ie him wo windows. Te: No ein’ way, JONATHION: he whispers e might ently he she ist anata ithe SS Execurive Dance 45(tac dene) ovaries What’ hi? Fx co? Would’ you kaow—my weaken sept STEIN No rca, ead (Sto la onathon in fa) Joram Uh Seen, Ive open: How many windows do you hae again? ‘StH Jonathon, cmon! Prey pennant you thinks JONATHON: Seven ate you frgeting who you're dancing wih? We stared ‘oper slogging snough expense pore We have «bod! steve: Welle go one of hae hal windons, JOsATON: ve hear about dhe stove Yeah I gues, they de’ wan to ge mea fll window yet, be ‘erin dds de 90 window — JoATHON! OFeoune noe STEVE: Able So they ave me hal: Wht about you? JONATHON: A window. Whole one, And sores ‘evan: Da! You know, Jouthon, nti hin do pay dhe game "ight! 1 mean sue, haven’ been satin! ino an ovipled we sd chank God inthis ecomomy—but loka the ick of fast so uolghn myofie and ca’ lp bu thine JONATHON: Wait Here comes Joon! STEVEN Ok, Jl Whar d we dot Jowarnon: lsh al eight Soule and ac happy. (Phy laser ils end peak an msn man, ding nxt thom) sonar Bil STE: Bill Won uncon Jowarnone Yet And might Ua, having thse eccutve-only dances was a onde way of bringing ws all osier—mach heer tan sofa fam. At fic Ihave co ami, I war abit sepia. Ar ll we ane seven women cies and about Bifcen hundred men though Think thet’ thing wrong with tht of oune but oe nour ae men nought give go and now, Ihave admit Hind he dee Age ures, Watch hisaip tie, (eclipse ho isnt wo tril but reas ikea oad ort.) J0%ATHON Sex now I'm rsd, STEVEN: Good kyo i (They sie and wach Bil dene wey) stevens You ae sch sce ap 2ONATHON: Hey, wos the nesting in th fice wid ala window? BRS 86 Jor DiPiereo (ices) Srv Oh Chie Gad av to op Toxaron: Not an option, Sree ot fie Johnson acknowledged, Cat appear aif we dancing jst to get his tenon. Dont fant Lek phony. STEVEN Tam not an adequate wl JONATHION: Steven, rela! Calm down, C'mon just sayin my arma and ‘aye mon—tha igh tate A moment as See ein Jonathon hat and they ey bck and forth} SHAT Did yo puricpt inthe ls xenon functions the grup spanking? JONAtHon: Doo’ remind me. S huniliing STENDE Well, you know what Ihe his net excutie-only activ i TTwiser— JOATHON Thats ot 0 bd stevie nae JONATHON: God hope Ion agree thi! STE: Me other. ik o hin that I hee Hime Sororion: Hey. ey, a's dancing with Rigatoni rom Peon STON Bite fom Carport J]ONATHON: Look those wo ting show of, Pathe STEVEN heard they found » dance ll for homosenals and pracced topeber Tesch, JONATHON: Hey, wana show them how ifs dane? Teves: What Nat Cimon overex: He, do you wan an ete window and maybe some fuitae wha? stoves Walla, i. JOSATHON: Seen, the ate rough ns. got 4 meno about x rumor dha ‘he’ ping o downs Sls within the mene revi Whae! ve’ ed tha! Jonas Thoin the depueent arth sto know. revi: What’ the consensus beara? JOT: Eighty-seven heads, not nln spin STEVE: Jou JOMATHON: Can you mamta? steve Not since Cha Med Execurive Dance 87osATHon: Follow my hips and be igh at a he! (Calin of) Ramen, hc ‘me with smething Caan! (Sen end Jonation ck it iron, nd ether imps amb Thy fi with wish) owaTnon They aking a nay STEVEN: That’ cate Jason noticed ut, He ae you ae JONATHON: Not Rell? A “happy” sn o "you reacting ike anashoe sory teseminatel” ile seven Were about find out Her becomes (Thy sigh pan ath i.) sevens Having wl ime Bill osaTost Andis wring thor the wives round Stevens Wal thankyou web jt ihe ut oe once ina whe nd Lane? Rou werk fom romocrom? JonaTion: How fat STEVE: Yo, wlll one of your see tomorrow and confom, ight Jonarnon: How fat srevin Bye bye JONATHION Bye bye (They wach bi dence ey) rosaTone ene! steven: What a ht (Mic pe They apd te band) sree (Warm) So Joao JONsTHON: Sven, Ido hope you gether of your window Srv: And hope you trae up your lov set fora enti couch JONATHON think we go ure ere pal Sevan: Naked Tse ch How bad could tha be? (Stor exis Jonathon pik op his drink and cope the ce Bact) END OF PLAY a8 Jor DiPierRo Forty-Minute Finish by Jerome Hairston opts © 200 by Jere Haine. Al igh ret. 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