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7. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
8. Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks "Do all of you want a drink?" The
first logician says "I don't know." The second logician says the same. The third says "Yes!"
9. A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. "You mean a martini?" asks the
bartender. The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it."
10. Another Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says "Five beers please!"
11. A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor hands the baby to the dad. His wife asks if it's a
boy or girl. The logician replies "Yes."
12. Boy I tell ya, entropy ain't what it used to be.
13. How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to
pronounce unionized.
14. Why do engineers mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
15. Pavlov is at a bar enjoying a pint. The phone rings and he shouts "Oh! I forgot to feed
the dog."
16. Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble
gases here." Helium doesn't react.
17. Shrodinger's cat walks into the bar and doesn't.
18. A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in
here." The Higgs Boson replied, "Well, without me, you can't have mass."
19. A programmer's wife asks him to pick up a loaf of bread and, if they have eggs, get a
dozen. The programmer comes home with a dozen loaves of bread.
20. There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet though.
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