The Mediocrity is the Message

P iccolo
F lute
O boe
C or A nglais
C larinet in E b
C larinet in B b
B ass C larinet in B b
B assoon
C ontrabassoon

H orn in F
Wagner Tuba in B b
T rumpet in B b
T rombone
B ass T rombone s
Tuba

T impani
T riangles
B ells
G lockenspiel
X ylophone
C elesta
P iano
H arp 1
H arp 2

Violin I
Violin I I
Viola
Violoncello
D ouble B ass

Performance notes: Performers are to starve themselves for six months prior to rst rehearsal. T he
conductor must not be taller than 5'7". A ll performers should feel free to excuse themselves from the
performance if they percieve the audience to be too judgemental.

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Piccolo

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Flute

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Oboe

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Cor Anglais

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Clarinet in Eb

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Clarinet in Bb

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Bass Clarinet
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Bassoon

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Contrabassoon

Horn in F

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Wagner Tuba in Bb

Trumpet in Bb

Trombone

Bass Trombone

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Tuba

Timpani

Triangles

Bells

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Glockenspiel

Xylophone

Celesta

Piano

Harp 1

Harp 2

Violin I

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Violin II

Viola

Violoncello

Double Bass

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