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What Sin The Quays W Under Kammer
What Sin The Quays W Under Kammer
What Sin The Quays W Under Kammer
I recently picked up The Brothers Quay Collection on DVD. This letd to some direct observation
and indirect contemplation of what's in the Quay's Wunderkammer. Suitable for use in your RPG
du jour.
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selected from the results in the table below Thanks to The Seventh Order of the Random
Generator for supplying the technology.
Whats in the Quays Wunderkammer?
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A wooden hand.
4.
A tarantula body.
5.
Silver forceps.
6.
A lobotomized dolls head, with lobotomizing tools still inserted in the nostrils.
7.
Ship-in-a-bottle, cobwebbed.
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Magic lantern with 1d4 plates showing scenes from hell. Real scenes.
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A platinum fork.
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A tiny leather pouch containing a live cricket. The cricket never dies. Ever.
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A dolls arm reaching out from a tiny, interdimensional portal. Its hand is grabby.
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Metal-mesh goggles.
27.
A wooden esophagus.
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A cymbal-crashing monkey doll that only plays when it wants to which is always the worst
possible time.
33.
A hand mirror that temporarily (1d4 rounds) blinds anyone who holds it and looks into it. Only
works on the one holding it.
34.
A demon-possessed maggot.
35.
A dust mote that doubles its size for every turn it is outside of the cabinet for as long as it is
outside the cabinet. At a certain point, it cant be swept back in . . .
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A swarm of porcelain dolls that destroy your clothes and re-tailor your wardrobe.
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A vibrating barcode that never quite comes into focus: 8033 30 25 86.
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A thread that, when brought within 10 of a musical instrument that is being played, instantly
throws the instrument out of tune.
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A swatch of striped cloth whose stripes alternately lighten and darken in varying shades of gray.
50.
A sewing needle that, when floated in mercury, always points to the position of the sun in the
sky, even when the sun is not visible with the naked eye.
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A yo-yo that crawls up and down the string 100 times per second, regardless of what the wielder
docs. Stopping it requires a difficult dexterity/agility save, which can be attempted every round.
55.
A tiny magnet, cm square, that attracts all metal unseen shavings within 50, though it cannot
be attached to a piece of metal larger than a shaving.
56.
A straightedge razor that cant be handled without the handler being cut.
57.
A shadowbox showing a paradise, elsewhere. It is real, but you know youll never go there. You
cant. Its not for you.
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A six-pointed-star-shaped thimble filled with pure water. It is far deeper than the bottom of the
thimble. Miles deep, in fact. The water cannot be tipped out, as the thimble can not be tipped
over, but the water can be sipped.
61.
A tiny music box that, when opened, causes one finger of every hearer (within 20) to
uncontrollably twitch. This can cause havoc for spellcasters or weapon wielders.
62.
A sinister porcelain doll face that causes nightmares to all who see it.
63.
A rose that, if cut, causes the color to fade from the world, thrusting all into black and white.
64.
A strip of cloth that becomes hopelessly entangled in the fingers of anyone who touches it. It
must be transferred to another person to become disentangled from oneself.
65.
An ointment that, when applied to any piece of wood, causes sharp thorns to grow on the wood.
66.
A metal comb which, if used to comb ones hair, causes flowers to spring forth. They are
instantly woven into the hair.
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Tiny mechanical hounds that chase, kill, and eat a mechanical stag. No trace of the stag
remains after the scene has played out.
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72.
Spectacles that cause anything in the yellow spectrum to appear as a star-filled night sky.
73.
74.
Crystal marble that shows visions of a man with a tiny mustache, wearing a brown coat. He
screams in an unknown tongue and raises his hand in the air a lot. Unseen crowds cheer and
chant.
75.
An egg that explodes when touched by flesh, then reforms a few seconds later, the pieces of
shell and yolk flying back to the original location to form, again, an unbroken egg.
76.
A 1 cube of metal that smells of pineapple and lavender. If put in the mouth, it tastes like
pineapple and lavender. It never loses its flavor.
77.
A receipt, written by a marionette carver. If read, the reader is mesmerized and unable to act for
1d4 turns.
78.
A 5 long string which, if attached to the neck of another person, gives the holder complete
control over the other persons physical actions. It will stay attached for 1d3 rounds. A
successful hit must be made on the target.
79.
A tiny cone which, if one speaks into it, his voice emits from the farthest corner of the room (or
the nearest room if one is outdoors) for one round. Usable only at night and only once per night.
80.
A piano tuner which, if struck at high noon or midnight, causes earth tremors to a radius of 100.
81.
A crack in the wood of the Wunderkammer shines with a searing light. Flesh that touches the
crack is blistered and burned. Other materials that touch it are charred or ignite, if inflammable.
Once touched, it seals up, blinking out of existence.
82.
A miniature jade elephant. If touched, it walks with an un-natural jerking motion. It stops when
not being touched.
83.
A stuffed cardinal, whose red color drains from it like blood when it is placed in sunlight, leaving
it pure white. The pool of red evaporates quickly. When put back into darkness, it flushes read
again.
84.
A glass face-shield that, when looked through, causes the wearer to see any held object at all
angles at once. This causes nausea, vomiting, and a splitting headache that lasts for hours.
85.
A key that, when turned in the air (as if one is unlocking a door), makes a clicking sound,
followed by the sound of a door creaking open. Nearby observers and the key turner are filled
with a sickening sense of unease brought on by an unseen presence or force.
86.
A paper man, with features inked in, that dances in the three dimensional world on the 29th of
July.
87.
A metal hear, upon which is painted two large eyes. If picked up, a tear falls from one of the
eyes and the holder is reminded of a time of extreme sadness from their past.
88.
A stuffed toy bunny whose ears flop rapidly back and forth if its feet are squeezed.
89.
A beautiful diamond ring. Anyone reaching for the ring will find their fingers and hand convulsing
uncontrollably until they pull back the hand. Any other body part directed toward the ring also
convulses uncontrollably, only ceasing when the offending member is withdrawn.
90.
A richly-adorned, severed hand in a non-descript box. If taken out of the box, it will run around
like a spider, pinching, poking, and scratching to defend itself until stuffed back into the box.
91.
A stuffed hummingbird whose proboscis is a hollow needle that will inject a powerful narcotic if it
pierces skin.
92.
A glass tumbler that will not stay upright, but insists on rolling around on its side . . . tumbling . . .
93.
A decrepit wooden box. When one puts his ear to it, he can hear the distant rumble of thunder.
94.
A sharpened stick, with rough bark on the shaft. If dipped in water, one may write with it as a
quill or pencil. The lines are the color of yew leaves in spring.
95.
A tiny window in a tiny frame, set in the body of the Wunderkammer. If one looks inside, he sees
a vast room, with furniture the size of castles.
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A tiny wire strung across a U-shaped piece of brass. If plucked, it sings with the high soprano
voice of a well-trained singer, though the song is haunting and highly disturbing. Shrieks can be
heard in the distance.
98.
A gaunt marionette, 6 tall. He is well-dressed, but sickly. If his mouth is forced open, it will
resist, then give way, letting out an explosive organ symphony of incredible volume until forced
shut again. This it will also resist.
99.
A match, with the head of a blackened skull, that is always aflame and cannot be put out, but
which never consumes the matchstick.
100.
A porcelain baby doll head whose eyes cast light like bullseye lanterns. The light never goes
out, but the eyes can be stoppered shut with cloth.