Ashley Administration and the All-Imposing Autocracy:

New San Franciscan President Campaigns on Right-Wing Free

Market Values Only to Flip-flop Immediately After Election.
Leaked Government documents suggest the socialist takeover of
New San Francisco, lead by head of the right-wing party and Executive
officer Michael Ashley. As rumors and gossip spread concerning the
leaks continue, fact is hard to discern from fiction. All we can truly be
sure of is that several unnamed government officials have expressed
their concerns to the public, and the heat of the political climate has
gone from 0 - real quick. A color coded map shows the distribution
of property in NSF by private owners and corporations, and as of right
now shows a diverse distribution of opportunity and commerce.
Under President Ashleys New Deal, this map would be painted
white once again. Concerning the safety of our officials, all members of
congress involved in this scandal have pleaded for their anonymity, and
simply urge their constituents to be aware, informed, and to confide in
their representatives. Here in New San Francisco, we believe in freedom
to buy, freedom to sell, freedom to own, freedom to roam, freedom to be
the same and freedom to differ. This is the freedom that was promised
this election cycle. This is the freedom about to be stolen right from
under our noses.