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Tastes like
New York!
ANGRY WORDS
KEATON
EATIN
FROM THE
TRASH!
DID she
Annie Haul
that food out of the
garbage can? Lets hope Diane
Keaton can do better than that!
The Oscar winner was spotted
in New York munching a little
street food while out with pal
Carol Kane, looking a little less
prim than her Godfather
character. As she hovers over
the trash can, were wondering
if shes Looking for Mr.
Goodbar or just messy!
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Ya got me!
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SILENT GLARES
CONFRONTATION!
ADLEYS BABE
ES BALLISTIC!
RADLEY Coopers
romance with
supermodel Irina
Shayk is getting shaky
after the American
Hustle hunk got caught
putting a hustle on Jennifer
Garner!
The couples sputtering
love match was on display
during the Wimbledon tennis
tournament mens final on
July 10 when they were
caught bickering on camera.
Bradley, 41, has been dating
the 30-year-old Russian
stunner since April 2015. But
in a video that went viral,
he can be seen giving harsh
looks to teary Irina while she
gives him the silent treatment.
Bradley and Irinas
Cooper faces
being dumped
by Irina after
his hookup
with Jen
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FIGHT OVER
ALIS WILL
ENDS IN
A DRAW!
YOU READ IT
HERE FIRST!
PAGE
16
President
Obamas
daughter
18-year-old
Malia was
caught out
after a 4 a.m.
cocaine and
vodka bash!
PAGE
COSBY BACKLASH
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40
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NATIONAL
UHAMMAD Alis
heirs have avoided
a heavyweight
brawl over his $80
million fortune!
In a bombshell world
exclusive, The National
ENQUIRER can reveal the
late champs nine children
and widow, Lonnie, met
in California on June 28 to
divvy up his estate.
Our sources said the
meeting went smoothly,
with the boxing legends
20
Bill Cosbys
daughter has
turned her back
on the family
and lashed
out with an art
project about
the abuse of
women!
AUGUST 1, 2016
seven daughters,
his natural son, Muhammad
Ali Jr., and his adopted son
getting an equal share.
Lonnie kept the Ali estate.
The deal had been
kept hush-hush, but an
ENQUIRER snitch also
revealed 44-year-old Ali Jr.
has dumped his wife and
their two children and is
moving out of Chicagos
tough South Side to a home
in a better neighborhood.
Ali Jr. went to California,
ON HIS WAY OUT...
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CHAMPIONSHIP GENES
Muhammad Ali Jr. with dad,
left, and as a young child,
far right. Below, the boxer
and daughters in 2001
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Maybe just
once I could
wear pants!
Robert F.
Kennedy Jr. is
battling
TWO diseases!
ENQUIRER
BOB
&
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EXCLUSIVE
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Kate causes a
ROYAL RUMBLE!
Yikes! Kate Middleton gives an inside look at royalty
while picking up Prince George at a U.K. aircraft show.
Somewhere the queen is probably mumbling, We are
not amused, by Kates return to short skirts and
potential lack of royal undies.
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AUGUST 1, 2016
of hepatitis C, an incurable
liver disease that kills 8,000
to 10,000 Americans every
year.
Word has gradually gotten
out to the family about his
condition, revealed a family
insider.
The reaction has been one
of shock and horror.
Whats more, friends fear
he is ALSO locked in a
life-and-death battle with
Parkinsons disease a
progressive disorder of the
nervous system.
It develops gradually,
sometimes starting with a
barely noticeable tremor in
just one hand. But while a
tremor may be the most wellknown sign of Parkinsons
disease, the disorder also
commonly causes stiffness or
slowing of movement.
Famous faces who have
battled Parkinsons include
Michael J. Fox and the late
Muhammad Ali.
In 2008, Bobby had
problems with his voice that
turned out to be a condition
IN LIFE
DEATH
BATTLE
JOHN F. KENNEDY
ROBERT F. KENNEDY
JACKIE KENNEDY
THE
KENNEDY
CURSE
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HE 18-year marriage of
Barbra and James have
Barbra Streisand and
always professed to love
James Brolin is barely
one another. But theyve
hanging by a thread!
been moving in different
One spy close to the
directions, burying
power couple put it simply,
themselves in work and
Their marriage is doomed!
spending more and more
The two have been
Last time seen together!
leading separate
lives for a while,
according to pals
and were last
photographed
together 256 days
ago, back on Nov. 19
while backstage at
the Broadway smash,
Hamilton.
Barbra and James are
Its sad, said a
as distant in real life as
they are pictured here
source.
time apart.
They just celebrated two
decades of togetherness,
but theyve been miles away
from one another.
James, 76, has been in
Canada working on the
movie A Pair of Jacks.
After that, hell film
Rose with Cybill
Shepherd and hes also
committed to his sitcom
Life In Pieces.
With her husband
focusing on his career,
74-year-old Barbra
is prepping for a 10date tour to support her
new album, Encore:
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snitched an insider.
As The ENQUIRER reported
in December, 64-yearold John was lobbying
hard to marry the famous
supermodel but Christie a
four-time divorcee was
dragging her feet.
John thinks dating should
lead to a wedding, but hes
having trouble convincing
Christie, spilled a source.
Months later, shes still
dead-set against saying I
do to three-time divorcee
John mainly because shes
AUGUST 1, 2016
Sing Broadway.
The tour runs for three
weeks, starting Aug. 2.
Both Barbra and James
are concentrating on work
now instead of one another,
dished the source.
As The ENQUIRER has
reported, the two were at
each others throats over
James Life in Pieces costar Dianne Wiest, who also
starred with him in the 2015
comedy, Sisters.
Barbra is VERY jealous
of the time Jim spends with
Dianne, snitched an insider.
It drives her absolutely
crazy!
Jim and Dianne, 68, spent
most of last summer filming
Sisters and are now into
John
hopes
to marry
Christie
one day
KATE
TRIES TO
WIN BACK
FIANC
SHE
DUMPED!
Hudson wants to settle
down with Brit rocker Matt
!
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Hollywood throug
IRER lens
WHEN? July 14
WHERE? Hawaii
WHAT? Australian
WHEN? July 12
WHERE? Nice, France
WHAT? Fifty Shades of
WHEN? July 14
WHERE? Ibiza, Spain
WHAT? Kate Hudson,
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At least Im
wearing
panties ...
WHEN? July 13
WHERE? Cancun, Mexico
WHAT? Comedian Kevin
ONE
HOT
MESH!
KIM Kardashian was her
subtle self while attending
the OUE Skyspace party
in Los Angeles on July 14
with little sister Kendall
Jenner. The good news:
No matter how hot it was
in L.A., Kim kept that
oversized coat on all night!
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Kim Kardashian better
watch out! Paris Hilton
has just hired her genius
ex-publicist to make Paris
a bigger star than Kim. This
is going to be fun.
Lets not forget Kim
started off as Paris Hiltons
stylist without Paris we
might not have to keep up
with the Kardashians.
Everyone thinks Kris
Jenner is the one responsible
for Kim becoming a superstar,
but in reality, she did it in
collaboration with publicity
wizard Jill Fritzo, who has just
been hired by Paris Hilton,
dishy sources told
Straight Shuter. Jill
is no longer working
with Kim, but she
literally made her a
star. She will now be
using all her amazing
connections to make
Paris even bigger
than Kim.
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REAL REASON
JEN DOES
THOSE
CAPITAL
ONE
A
ADS!
VISIT
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While
everyone assumes the naughty nanny broke up
Ben Afflecks marriage to Jennifer Garner, professional
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poker Queen Beth Shak told Straight Shuter, everyone
p
iin her business knows that it was Bens gambling
tthat was to blame for the split. That explains why
Jen is doing those ads! $$$$$
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OBAMAS
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KID HOT TOP JOB!
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CAUGHT
OUT!
HIDDLESWIFT
TO HAVE A
LITTLESWIFT!
Taylor Swifts new boyfriend,Tom
Hiddleston, has hit the jackpot dating
2016s top-earning celebrity. Now he
wants to make sure that she and her
fortune will always be in his life by
getting her pregnant!
Tom is no fool, hes going to knock
her up fast, one of the actors British
pals told Straight Shuter. Taylor is
literally the golden goose.
Swift earned $170 million just from
June 2015 to June 2016.
Once they have kids, he will be
a stay-at-home dad and she
will bring home the bacon.
Im sure he will make
the occasional film
but when your wife
earns that amount
of money, why even
bother working?
Toms very
busy rep had no
comment.
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EXPOSING
HIMSELF
SILENCING
SARAH
Comic Sarah Silverman
is not known for keeping her
mouth shut, but a brush with
death managed to do it. Shes
been wearing a surgical mask
after contracting epiglottitis,
which affects the flap in your
throat that keeps food
out of your lungs.
TOO
RUDE!
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ENQUIRER
EXCLUSIVE
TRUE CRIME
DAHMER
DID
ID KILL
AMERICAS
MOST WANTED
HOSTS SON
ANNIBAL Jeffrey
agencies are like the military
Dahmer murdered
when they have a mindset,
the son of Americas
Purtell said in an exclusive
Most Wanted host
interview.
John Walsh, according
As reported by The
to an FBI investigator
ENQUIRER in 2010, Dahmer
confirming a blockbuster
was linked to the barbaric
report by The National
crime by shoppers who
ENQUIRER!
spotted a creep matching
Retired FBI agent Neil
the depraved monsters
Purtell, who interrogated
description stalking Adam
the twisted murderer in jail,
at the Hollywood, Fla., mall
has claimed Florida police
where he was abducted on
bungled the investigation
July 27, 1981.
into 6-year-old Adam
Dahmer had moved to the
Walshs death, ignoring
area after serving in the
details in The ENQUIRERs
military.
May 4, 2010, issue!
Young Adams severed
The stunning declaration
head was found floating in a
comes on the 25th
nearby canal two weeks later.
anniversary of Dahmers
Purtell was one of the
arrest, as
first investigators
Purtell told
on the scene when
The ENQUIRER
Dahmer was busted in
local police
Milwaukee on July 22,
were
1991. His apartment
determined
to pin Adams OFFICIAL
DOCUMENTS
slaying on
another drifter,
Ottis Toole.
Police
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John
Walshs
son
Adam
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Palin blamed her son Tracks
behavior on PTSD he never saw
a day in combat, they say
AUGUST 1, 2016
OBAMAS
DAUGHTER
MALIA
SPINNING
OUT OF
CONTROL
First couple at war over her
hard-partying, rebellious ways
S
R
right now.
Shes a superb
dancer, much like
her father. She was
very flexible, she
has good hips!
After learning of
their party-hearty
daughters night out,
The ENQUIRER has
The Obamas are mortified by Malias
uncovered worried
behavior,
forcing them to keep a close eye
Barack begged
on their 18-year-old
their out-of-control
eldest to slow down
Its nott the
It
th first
fi t time
ti
before its too late and
Malias underage drinking
also read wife Michelle the
antics have riled up the First
riot act!
Family: after graduating
A furious Barack yelled
from the exclusive Sidwell
at Michelle and blamed her
Friends School in D.C.,
for letting Malia get out of
she was caught on camera
control, said a source. He
playing popular drinking
told Michelle in no uncertain
games at a student bash at
terms she needed to rein
Ivy League Brown University
in Malia and make sure this
in Providence, R.I.
doesnt happen again!
Malia Obama was taking
But Michelle didnt back
shots and playing beer
down, sources said and
pong, an eyewitness said at
instead ripped into the
the time.
Commander-in-Chief for
Malia is currently taking a
cavalierly admitting his
gap year from her studies
teenage drug use in his
and will enroll in Harvard for
memoirs!
the fall 2017 semester.
Disclosed a D.C. informant:
Concluded a source:
Michelle snapped back at
Barack might have
Barack, saying hes a fine one conquered a lot during his
to talk after repeatedly
time in the White House, but
admitting to smoking a ton
he is desperate for Malia to
of marijuana with his high
surrender her hard-partying
school buddies!
ways! NE
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DIETING
JUST MIGHT
KILL HER!
NOW
ALCOHOLIC
NOLTE
THEN
NOW
DEAD IN
A MONTH
OBESE alcoholic Nick
Nolte is in his sad final
days and has only
weeks to live, friends
have told The National
ENQUIRER!
The 75-year-old
Cape Fear star
suffers from potentially
deadly heart problems
and intestinal issues
and has ballooned to
over 200 pounds!
The once-handsome
actor is now almost
unrecognizable, and
recently went stumbling
around Malibu wearing
filthy clothes in a mindbending haze.
Its a horrible fall
from grace for an actor
who was considered
a hunk in the 1980s,
and bedded so many
beautiful women,
a source told The
ENQUIRER. Now
Nolte was
recently seen
stumbling
around Malibu
in dirty clothes
But today
shes in
the land
of the
loss!
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PHOTO RE-CREATION
A TERROR
FOR TINKLERS!
Saturday Night Live funnygal LESLIE JONES says of super stud CHRIS HEMSWORTH, her
perfect co-star on Ghostbusters: If he does have boogers, they taste like cornflakes!
AUGUST 1, 2016
My SHADY scoop
wins Hollywood
curtain call!
My Sympathetic SkySpy:
Matt tried to
be polite, but
grinned weakly
when the
gaga geishaettes kept
bugging him,
endlessly
repeating
their annoying
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All the
latest in
love & war!
FROM
OM DIVORCE
TO RENEWING
THEIR VOWS!
THEIR latest bundle
of joy is a marriage
game changer!
Megan Fox and husband
Brian Austin Green say the
impending birth of their
third child prevented a
depressing trek to divorce
court and now theyre
planning to renew their
wedding vows after the
baby is born!
The 43-year-old, former
Beverly Hills, 90210
stud and his 30-year-old,
raven-haired stunner
began dating 12 years ago
after taping an episode of
Hope & Faith.
They tied the knot in 2010
but after two kids and five
years of marriage, their
relationship hit the skids,
prompting the
sexy Transformers vixen
to file for divorce.
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his girlfriend, actress
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GINA
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ILLARY Clintons
political foes
have hatched a
billion-dollar
plot to destroy her
White House dream!
In a blockbuster world
exclusive, The National
ENQUIRER has learned a
top-secret dirt file dossier
was presented to Republican
power brokers at the national
convention at Quicken
Loans Arena in Cleveland,
UMPS
Lesbianism,
lies and
betrayal
exposed!
-STEP
PLAN TO
DESTROY
HILLARY!
states bungling
turned Benghazi
GOP campaign
into a suicide
will target Hillarys
mission and she
bungling
did nothing to
stop the attack,
according to a
security expert.
To make matters
worse, Hillary
lied when she
had a chance to
tell the truth to
the American
people, Rep.
going to know what hit her!
Mike Pompeo (R-Kansas)
On-the-record attacks have and Jim Jordan (R-Ohio)
already begun surrounding
blasted.
Hillarys email scandal as
The scandal-scarred
well as her mishandling of
Democrat also was found to
the Sept. 11, 2012, terrorist
have lied about her private
attack on the U.S. diplomatic emails betraying American
mission in Benghazi, Libya,
military secrets, an FBI
which left four Americans,
probe determined. But the
including Ambassador Chris
FULL story was buried by
Stevens, dead.
Hillarys powerful allies.
The former secretary of
Republicans are making
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ACROSS
1 Amazon predator
6 Coach Parseghian
9 Computer game
system
13 Dietary abbr.
16 Anger
17 Eternal
19 Type of club
21 Harris and Burns
23 Scoundrel
24 Picnic pest
25 Lose ones footing
26 Do others...
27 Building site
28 Electrocardiogram
(Abbr)
29 Roman emperor
31 Uptight
33 Small fish
36 Channel
37 Plumbing piece
39 Daring
41 Carpentry tools
42 Drill
43 Dueling swords
45 Permits
46 Miners find
47 Postal abbr.
48 Gawks at
50 Up to, shortly
52 Louisiana language
55 Takes advantage of
56 Happenings
60 Rams mate
61 Publishes
62 Goodnight,
63 Dads brother
66 Big hammer
67 Miserables
68 Auditory organ
70 Sixties singer
Shannon
71 Horse command
72 WWII town
74 Business abbr.
75 Emergency
room initials
76 Dead, Red or
Caspian
77 Partner for Crosby
and Nash
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79 Domineering
81 Vapor
83 Low on hemoglobin
84 Distant
85 Seem to be
87 Ogled
88 Planks
91 Three, in Milan
92 Discharge
93 Pollen collector
94 Corporation abbr.
96 Scottish lake
98 Wanderer
100 Religious sisters
101 A.A. Milne
character
102 Extremely pale
104 By way of
105 Yours and mine
106 Hundred prefix
107 Get up
109 Racing group
112 Tonic partner
113 Psychic powers
115 Hairdo
117 Hammer head
118 Feather scarf
119 Large vase
121 Payable
122 Retail sign
123 Ran ashore
124 Took a chair
125 Inventor Whitney
126 Greek harp
127 Compass heading
128 Tidal wave
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1 Painter Pablo
2 A Gershwin
3 Crimson
4 Suspend
5 Actors rep. (Abbr)
6 French region
7 Rent again
8 Sale condition
10 Australian bird
11 Docile
12 Poker kitty
14 Take out
15 Fuss
18 Health resort
20 Tune
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Lingers
Emote
Overhead trains
Heal
Wards off
Surly
Painter Chagall
Decorative pitcher
Peace symbol
Smaller amount
Hospital word
Hay bundle
Upper crust
Sound system
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Roman poet
Mobsters
Partner for Currier
Sushi
Have debts
Vicinity
Requires
Lost dogs
Religious figure
Mideast grp.
Sicknesses
New prefix
Metal fastener
Farce
69 Stomach muscles,
for short
71 The clothed person
72 Skidded
73 Loving initials
76 Char
77 Scornful look
78 a man
with seven...
79 Sheep sound
80 Hockey great
Bobby
82 Animal leash
83 Greek sea
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Enemies
Paid athletes
Jeans man Strauss
Kingsley and
Affleck
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90 Impudent youth
93 Dueler with
Hamilton
95 Dry table wine
96 Bathed
97 Place of worship
99 Excessively
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RICHARD NIXON
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