101

102

Ryan Dunlavey

Steve Ellis

Turn Any Photo

Into Porn!

Pet Wonder!
103

104

Steve Ellis

Postcognition!

Stew Noack

Explode Cattle!

105

106

Steve Ellis

Ryan Dunlavey

Move Things With Your Brain!

107

108

Ryan Dunlavey

Exploding Teeth!

Steve Ellis

Locate Remote Controls!

Turn To Paper!

109

110

Burp Any National

Anthem!

Boomerang Toenail
Clippings!

PLAYER NAME:___________________________________________
LEVEL:________ BATTLE CR Y:_____________________________

Backstor y: Painting all night in a poorly-ventilated room,illustrator Kiki Fontanivre

passed out from a combination of paint thinner and rubber cement fumes,only to
awaken with powers far beyond those of mortal ken-or, really, that mortal ken would
ever want! Outfitting her beater Volvo with rotary blades as her beloved
"Stupercopter," she set up a storefront office in the local mall in embarked on a buttkicking career as a "Heroine for Hire!"
*

Pussy Wag on
Ethnic Boycot (feminists)
____________________________
____________________________

Ba g els Into Lethal Weapons

Induce Hairy Palms and Blindness
Teleport Into Closet
_______________________
_______________________
_______________________

!
3
3 !
___ ___
___ ___
___ ___

*(for tournament play only, roll a fourth power for this hero.)

RUNNING TOT AL:

PLAYER NAME:___________________________________________
LEVEL:________ BATTLE CR Y:_____________________________

Backstor y: Proud,patrotic Frenchman Jacques-Pierre le Snooty was fed up with his

beloved homeland being the butt of jokes about being stuck-up and loving Jerry Lewis
movies. He swore to prove to foreigners how non-arrogant the French could be by
becoming a better stuperhero than everybody else-and telling them that over and over
again. Several expensive bouts of plastic surgery later, so was born Msr. France-the
world's most stuck-up, Jerry Lewis-loving stuperhero! (Note: anyone playing Msr. France
must speak at all times in horrendously fake, snooty French accent.)
*

Politician-in-the-pocket (local
Fr ench Ambassador)
Pla yed-Out
____________________________

Create Subtitles
Cubist P ower
Entangle With Armpit Hair
_______________________
_______________________
_______________________

*
*
3 ___ ___
___ ___
___ ___

*(for tournament play only, roll a fourth power for this hero.)

RUNNING TOT AL:

PLAYER NAME:___________________________________________
LEVEL:________ BATTLE CR Y:_____________________________

Backstory: Decorative handbag designer Stew Noack was accompanying a shipment of

"DeathSmurfs 3000" backpacks to the local K-Mart when he was kidnapped by sweatshop guerillas and spirited away to their remote Tibetan retreat! For twelve cents an
hour, Stew was taught the "Way of the Stylish" and his mind was opened to Ancient
Chinese Secrets involving mental control over laundry! He soon returned to the West
as Fashion Fascist,scourge of mismatching slacks and socks!
*

Full y Accessorized
Bush Family Connection
____________________________
____________________________

Turn Things Plaid

Enhance Car's Prestig e
Giv e W edgies Mentall y
_______________________
_______________________
_______________________

*
P
!
___
___
___

2
___
___
___

*(for tournament play only, roll a fourth power for this hero.)

RUNNING TOT AL:

PLAYER NAME:___________________________________________
LEVEL:________ BATTLE CR Y:_____________________________

Backstory Exotic dancer Chastity McBride had the bad luck to be holding onto the
stage bar just as a gigantic bolt of lightning struck the "Mens Club" where she worked!
Awakening in the hospital with her own fabulous stuperpowers,Chastity realized she
could dedicate her life to win the respect she never earned letting off-duty cops shove
twenties into her underpants!:

Cotta g e Industr y
Stalker(s)
____________________________
____________________________

Nacho Downpour
Snow in Restrooms
Autotosser
_______________________
_______________________
_______________________

___
___
___
___
___
___

*(for tournament play only, roll a fourth power for this hero.)

___
___
___
___
___
___
RUNNING TOT AL:

Cap-i-tan Ska!

PLAYER NAME:________________________________
LEVEL:________ BATTLE CRY:___________________

Backstory Once Bernie Katz was just an annoying wanna-be hipster casualty of
that horrible swing fad from a few years back, until the day he discovered his
step-fathers original rudie two-tone suit in the attic, its lapels emblazoned with the
slogan with great style comes great responsibility. Putting it on, the yound trendoid was reborn as the ultimate rude-boy Cap-I-Tan Ska: The Sworn Defender of
Ska Music! Now he fights evil in his own original style and has even found time be
an anti-litter activist in his community, always encouraging youngsters to pickitup
pickitup pickitup!

STUPERPOWERS

Summon Groupies
5 Concussive Bass
! 2
Irritate Baby Boomers
x __________________________ ___ ___
__________________________ ___ ___
__________________________ ___ ___
__________________________ ___ ___
__________________________ ___ ___

TURN-ONS / TURN-OFFS
Cottage Industry
Interns
_______________________
_______________________
_______________________
_______________________

HURT

GOOD Pts.

REALLY HURT

REALLY
REALLY HURT

Pita Pan!

REALLY REALLY
REALLY HURT

BAD Pts.
x2 Media
Multiplier Bad
Pts. Only
(Bush Family
Connection)

RUNNING TOTAL:

VERY HURT

K.O.D

PLAYER NAME:________________________________
LEVEL:________ BATTLE CRY:___________________

Backstory: A complete junkfood junkie, Sonny Stevens was on a one-way

express train to a permanent dirt-nap after years of indulgence of over-processed
meat patties, deep-fried starches and no vegetables whatsoever. His doctor put
him on a strict vegitarian diet, but was unable to curb his excessive appetites,
especially for traditional middle-eastern lunch fare. One fateful day , one too many
babaganoosh and grape leaves platters combined with the toxic chemical buildup
in his body from a lifetime of fast food to explosively transform him into Pita Pan!
The ever young avenger of bread products!

STUPERPOWERS

TURN-ONS / TURN-OFFS
Cutting-Edge
Dystopian Alternative
Future Paternity Suit
_______________________
_______________________
_______________________

HURT

REALLY HURT

GOOD Pts.

Pita Envelope
! 1
Pita Shuriken
! 2
Ignite Hummus
3 2
__________________________ ___ ___
__________________________ ___ ___
__________________________ ___ ___
__________________________ ___ ___
__________________________ ___ ___

REALLY
REALLY HURT

REALLY REALLY
REALLY HURT

BAD Pts.

x2 Media
Multiplier Good
Pts. Only
(Cutting
Edge)

RUNNING TOTAL:

VERY HURT

K.O.D

THE DATE THE EARTH STOOD STILL!

ADVENTURE IDEA

Exit Wound is holding Planet Earth for ransom

with The MacGuffin, an extraterrestrial
doomsday device that has the potential to
destroy the universe. The Stuperheroes seem
powerless to stop him, until the Big EWs
psychiatrist tells them the source of his anti-social
tendencies: poor Exit Wound hasnt had a date
since his last girlfriend dumped him twenty years
ago. The party needs to locate some random
female and convince her to go on a blind date
with the sociopathic supervillain in order to save
the world (this is even more amusing if the
female in question is one of the players)! For the
exceptionally sensitive Bad Guy to agree to give
up The MacGuffin, the date has to go off without
a hitch, which means the players must scramble
behind the scenes to correct any social gaffes that may arise (getting flies out of soup,
defending the date from her allergy against roses, Cyrano-like coaching) as well as defending
the bistro where Exit Wound and his amour are dining from the army of gangsters, spies and
minor supervillains who are after The MacGuffin for themselves!

PLAYER NAME:____________________________________
LEVEL:________ BATTLE CRY:______________________
CHARACTER NAME

Backstory: ________________________________________________
__________________________________________________________
__________________________________________________________
__________________________________________________________
__________________________________________________________
__________________________________________________________
__________________________________________________________

STUPERPOWERS
CHARACTER ILLUSTRATION

GOOD Pts.

BAD Pts.

____________________________ ___ ___

TURN-ONS / TURN-OFFS ____________________________ ___ ___

__________________________
__________________________
__________________________
__________________________
__________________________
__________________________

____________________________ ___ ___

____________________________ ___ ___
____________________________ ___ ___
RUNNING TOTAL:

PLAYER NAME:____________________________________
LEVEL:________ BATTLE CRY:______________________
CHARACTER NAME

Backstory: ________________________________________________
__________________________________________________________
__________________________________________________________
__________________________________________________________
__________________________________________________________
__________________________________________________________
__________________________________________________________

STUPERPOWERS
CHARACTER ILLUSTRATION

GOOD Pts.

BAD Pts.

____________________________ ___ ___

TURN-ONS / TURN-OFFS ____________________________ ___ ___

__________________________
__________________________
__________________________
__________________________
__________________________
__________________________

____________________________ ___ ___

____________________________ ___ ___
____________________________ ___ ___
RUNNING TOTAL: