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Demand Letter in Rudolph v. Kris Kringle, Inc.
Demand Letter in Rudolph v. Kris Kringle, Inc.
Demand Letter in Rudolph v. Kris Kringle, Inc.
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I know you are aware that after that - the reindeer loved him, and routinely shouted out
with glee - "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, you'll go down in history." We will let the jury
decide the issue - but we do believe that Rudolphs case will indeed go down in history, and set a
new standard for the award of punitive damages in the area of workplace harassment. Rudolph
is an extremely sympathetic figure, who - despite the risk of further trauma to himself magnanimously agreed to help save Christmas for children all over the globe. That experience,
however, simply reminded him of his years of torment at the hands of his co-workers, and the
years of sitting on the sidelines while they played their reindeer games. Understandably,
Rudolph does not want to work on Santas sleigh anymore - around the co-workers who formerly
treated him so horribly. Rudolph will have no trouble convincing the jury of his post-traumatic
stress disorder and ongoing need for psychological treatment.
As a settlement proposal and in an effort to avoid litigation, Rudolph is willing to accept
a Quitclaim deed to the Island of Misfit Toys as full compensation for Rudolphs injuries. It will
give him the solitude he needs to focus on his recovery; and he can focus on his new career namely, real estate development of a winter sports-based resort. This offer shall remain open
until the clock strikes midnight on the last day of this year - and it should be mentioned that
Rudolph and the baby New Year are good friends, so Kris Kringle, Inc. should seriously consider
this offer, as it may not be available in the new year.
Sincerely,
Grinch
Mr. Grinch, Esq.
Law Offices of Grinch, Heat Miser & Burgermeister Meisterburger LLP
Counsel for Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
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