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Elizabeth B. Hastings
To my father, a history buff and avid bibliophile, who instilled in me a lifelong love of books.
Also to my mother, who prayed when she was pregnant with me that I would inherit my fathers
brain. It appears that she got her wish.
I must have owned more than twenty-five small animals throughout my childhood. Some
were wonderful, some were average, and some were downright malicious. All in all, they have
given me many exciting and happy memories, and I would recommend mice or guinea pigs to
anyone who is considering getting a low-maintenance pet. I have been truly fortunate to have
experienced the excitement and happiness that these often-overlooked small animals can bring.
What follows are two poems that I originally wrote as high school assignments, and have
decided to include here. I wrote this poem for an assignment in my senior-year AP English
class. We were supposed to include allegorical references in our work. My poem refers to
former president Bill Clinton, Princess Diana, 9/11, the Kardashians, Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj,
and other pop culture phenomena, circa 2012.
Allegory
I must have been born too late
Because I missed a lot of news bait
The 1990s was a time of change and strife
There was the old goat in office, and his equally infamous wife
The whole Land of the Free was off on a boy band spree
While mourning the tragic death of a much-loved princess.
But peoples hearts quickly went on
With the epic visual phenomenon of James Cameron.
But one day the world took an unexpected turn
With the advent of the Great Crash and Burn
From the other side of the world.
When it happened I was but a wee lass
But I saw that the damage was very, very vast,
And why the whole of America wanted the maniacal Satans @#$.
And almost immediately change took effect.
Its now been more than ten years
Man has cried a billion tears
Its now a royal pain to travel by plane
And people are wondering if the fear of a repeat will wane.
Music and TV have changed for better or for worse
TV is filled with reality trash and debauched Italians
And annoying sisters who cannot keep their marriage to disillusioned stallions.
Music, which is already an ever-changing art
Has undergone an even more radical start
It seems that some musicians are more famous for their outlandish dress
Than for the quality of their work and product of their stress.
And I have to say it irks me, working as hard as I do and always prepared for mo
To see young rappers make millions off songs such as Stupid Hoe
Or little boys being sent to private school because one bit the others finger
And their daddy caught it on video.
Ah, well, the world keeps on turning
Who knows what will be the next thing to start burning
Im looking forward to the rest of my days
And seeing the next new craze
And wondering what the world will entail for our grandkids
And whether they will recognize how absurd this current time is.
This next poem is one that I wrote for my senior-year economics class. I tried to combine
everything that we had learned over the semester into the poem, since this was our culminating,
semester-end project. I wrote it in 2012, the year of a high-takes presidential election and a
still-fragile economy.
The Economy
Today I am composing this verse
To talk about matters of the purse.
The number-one issue, the economy
The primary target of most of the news
That, and abortion and womanly issues.
Stocks are down and the Dow dropped 400 points;
The economy stinks and it isnt improving.
Haiku 2
The western sun sags,
It is retiring for night.
But will be up soon.
Haiku 3
During the autumn
Leaves die and fall off trees.
Winter is coming.
Haiku 4
Haiku are fun, easy
To write, because they are short.
Anyone can do them.
I have gone through college majors like other girls go through guys,
Always looking for the one that I think will be a big prize.
I actually tried going into STEM,
Always a great, much-hyped route for todays young women and men.
But for me, it was nothing short of an epic fail,
And I had no choice but to bail.