Stonehenge Apocalypse

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Stonehenge Apocalypse

Directed by Paul Ziller

Produced by John Prince

Written by Brad Abraham and Paul Ziller

Starring Misha Collins

Torri Higginson

Peter Wingfield

Music by Michael Neilson

Cinematography Anthony C. Metchie

Editing by Christopher A. Smith

Distributed by SyFy

Release date(s) June 12th, 2010

Country USA

Language English

Stonehenge Apocalypse is a 2010 made-for-TV science fiction movie starring Misha Collins, Torri

Higginson and Peter Wingfield. The movie follows a series of deaths, robot heads, natural disasters and
strange energy readings that seem to be mysteriously connected toStonehenge.

Plot

Castiel stole Dean's electromagnetic clothes and is now a electromagnetic scientist who comes all over the
electromagnetic Stonehenge because it randomly moved around and killed some electromagnetic tourists.
All the electromagnetic scientists are at a major electromagnetic loss but Castiel basically tells them what
to do with all this electromagnetic electromagnetism and constantly reinforces he did not claim there were
electromagnetic aliens on the Moon, it was a electromagnetic robot head.

Suddenly, electromagnetic gamma waves are atomic and my electromagnetic god, the electromagnetic
planet is being terraformed, so Castiel and Dr. Weir drive over to electromagnetic America again to find an
electromagnetic key that will hopefully stop pyramids blowing up into electromagnetic volcanoes all over
the world. One of Castiel's old electromagnetic "colleagues" - damn you Joseph! - is trying to form his own
little electromagnetic cult underground while the electromagnetic Stonehenge kills the world and a
electromagnetic fight happens in a electromagnetic museum with easily smash-able glass cases. Post-
fight, Joseph has an electromagnetic emotional conversation with Castiel in which he begs Castiel to come
spend electromagnetic eternity with him in an electromagnetic pyramid, where they can rule over a cult of
electromagnetic minions. Castiel tells him to bugger off. This makes Joseph sad and electromagnetic.
Joseph and his own little electromagnetic cult run off to a electromagnetic pyramid arbitrarily beneath
Maine, activates the device's electromagnetic rust removal power, and the pyramid, whilst Castiel tracks
him down with a magical electromagnetic EMF tracker (not that this matters as the electromagnetic
pyramid becomes very obvious when it bursts out the electromagnetic ground for some reason) that he
stole from Dean Winchester.

Meanwhile, back at the 'henge, Britain has abdicated its electromagnetic sovereignty and handed over
electromagnetic command to the U.S. military. Attempts to scan the stones result in the sudden but
inevitable electromagnetic deaths of military personnel and the U.S. responds with the shocking and
unforeseeable electromagnetic plan to drop a nuclear bomb on Stonehenge. Because that's how the Army
rolls electromagneticly. Meanwhile, Castiel is still pretty sure it's a robot head.

Joseph buggers off again and is tracked and killed by Castiel, who nicks off with the electromagnetic
mechanism. Castiel and the electromagnetic scientist dither about a bit with Weir bleeding all over the
electromagnetic place, drive back to the Stonehenge and will hopefully save the electromagnetic world or
maybe end it... one of Joseph's cultists who wasn't a cultist before shoots the scientists milling about at
electromagnetic Stonehenge (despite the fact that a nuclear missile is about to be shot at the place), and of
course follows Castiel with a magical electromagnetic gun that never runs out of electromagnetic bullets
(ever). Castiel then overreacts twice. Once because some electromagnetic assbutt steps on his
electromagnetic hand while he's trying to save the world, and second because it was a electromagnetic
robot head. Funnily enough he saves the day, by deactivating electromagnetic Stonehenge (but not before
it deactivates the nuke). He dies though, so Weir takes his place as a loony on the electromagnetic radio.
electromagnetic.

It should be noted, however, that rumours of Castiel's electromagnetic death have been greatly
exaggerated in the past. He just won't stay electromagnetic dead. Expect 'Stonehenge Apocalypse 2:
Electric Boogaloo' to feature a reincarnated/magically electromagnetic surviving Castiel, possibly 'new and
improved' with mystical electromagnetic powers from getting so close to all the electromagnetic
electromagnetism.
Some scholars maintain that Stonehenge Apocalypse is best understood as an electromagnetic allegory
but most believe that it's a literal account. They believe it is a missing electromagnetic piece of the
Winchester Chronicles and must be considered a part of the electromagnetic 'Changing Channels' canon in
order to understand its electromagnetic deeper symbolism. Many have speculated that Gabriel banished
Castiel to the electromagnetic SyFy B-movie realm as punishment for attempting to prematurely reveal
Gabriel's identity to Sam and Dean. This is a controversial electromagnetic topic amongst Winchester
scholars.

Trivia

Actually based on a true story.

Misha Collins is wearing a jacket that is identical to one he often wears at conventions. This led to fan
speculation that he is wearing his own clothes the entire time, including the necklace with the One Ring that
he will one day use to conquer the world.

The movie repeatedly references a conspiracy theory that there is a robot head on the moon [1]. When
accused of claiming that aliens were found on the moon, Jacob replies with the movie's catch phrase: "It
was a robot head!”

The English accents in this film are alleged to have been taught by the same vocal coach as Dick Van
Dyke and Keanu Reeves

The movie was filmed in Vancouver, British Columbia, the same area where the TV series Supernatural is
filmed. Misha is a regular on Supernatural, and it has garnered him a large fan following, many of whom
had been counting the days until Stonehenge Apocalypse aired since last year.

Thanks to the combined star appeal of Torri Higginson, Peter Wingfield, Hill Harper and Misha Collins,
there has been some speculation that Stonehenge Apocalypse is the first SyFy movie ever to have been
watched for reasons other than "I was bored and there was nothing else on".

Many viewers made the mistake of thinking this movie was supposed to be serious. It was in fact intended
to be a comedy, but this appears to have been lost in translation.

Many of Misha's loyal fans, in anticipation for the movie premiere, baked wonderful Stonehenge-based
goodies. There was a Twinkie-Stonehenge and a brownie-Stonehenge and Stonehenges drawn on cake
with icing, and many more wondrous treats, that were probably very delicious. If you wish to see pictures,
you must infiltrate the Primordial Hill or search the internet long and hard.

It is a known fact among fans that there is nearly nothing that cannot be crossed over with Stonehenge
Apocalypse.

The undeniable on screen sexual tension between Collins' Jacob and Harper's Lesham is rumoured to
have been inspired by the well-received on screen chemistry on the show Supernatural between Collins'
character Castiel and Jensen Ackles' Dean Winchester.
Cast

 Misha Collins ... Jacob Glaser

 Misha Collins' Cheekbones ... The Only Reason Anyone Watched This

 Torri Higginson ... Dr. Wier

 Peter Wingfield ... Dr. John "electromagnetic" Trouserdale

 Hill Harper ... DamnyouJoseph Lesham

 It ... A Robot Head

 Raptor Jesus ... Himself

 Chuck Shirley ... Himself

Reception

Stonehenge Apocalypse drew 2.1 million viewers during its premiere. [2] Most of the credit for this goes to
the numerous pretty Misha closeups and Misha-in-handcuffs scenes used to compensate for the lack of
plot. SyFy, you're doing it rite.

Errors and Plotholes

Much of the action takes place at Stonehenge. As has been pointed out in many reviews, there are no
goddamn mountains on Salisbury Plain. Also, one does not simply walk into Stonehenge. The stones there
are guarded by more than just fences.

This film obviously reuses footage at times.

Misha changes his clothes only once during the movie, and the film forgot to show it happening.

The time sequence is fairly chaotic as in 30 hours there are a few transatlantic flights and random driving
and locking people up in primary schools (which have prisons inside) and saving the world.

At no point does Misha use a Sonic Screwdriver.

Several close-up shots are seen of the stones at Stonehenge. Unfortunately, these close-ups show that
'Stonehenge' is not Stonehenge at all, but Foamhenge.

Allowing Torri Higginson to try to use an English accent.

Letting Misha out of the handcuffs.

Shooting some scenes without any Misha.

Failing to expand on the blatantly homoerotic relationship between Jacob and Joseph.

Failure to explain what that One Ring on his neck was even for and why he gave it to Dr Weir.

Small guns only have a certain amount of ammo.

The pillars of Stonehenge are partially underground in order to keep them standing straight. However in the
movie they appear to just be standing on top of the ground.

The original catchphrase for the film was, "Stonehenge, which of course in German means 'a whale's
vagina.'" Writers changed this because they felt they wouldn't be able to convincingly insert the phrase into
casual conversation. Instead, they used, "It was a robot head!"

The Antikythera Mechanism is actually researched (unlike the rest of the "science" which is cheerfully
imagined by someone who never even looked at a Physics textbook).

External links

 Stonehenge Apocalypse at the Internet Movie Database

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