Stonehenge Apocalypse 

is a 2010 made-for-TV science fiction
movie starring Misha Collins, Torri Higginson and Peter Wingfield. The movie
follows a series of deaths, robot heads, natural disasters and strange energy
readings that seem to be mysteriously connected toStonehenge.

Plot

Castiel stole Dean's electromagnetic clothes and is now a electromagnetic

scientist who comes all over the electromagnetic Stonehenge because it
randomly moved around and killed some electromagnetic tourists. All the
electromagnetic scientists are at a major electromagnetic loss but Castiel
basically tells them what to do with all this electromagnetic electromagnetism
and constantly reinforces he did not claim there were electromagnetic aliens on
the Moon, it was a electromagnetic robot head.

Suddenly, electromagnetic gamma waves are atomic and my electromagnetic

god, the electromagnetic planet is being terraformed, so Castiel and Dr. Weir
drive over to electromagnetic America again to find an electromagnetic key that
will hopefully stop pyramids blowing up into electromagnetic volcanoes all over
the world. One of Castiel's old electromagnetic "colleagues" - damn you Joseph! -
is trying to form his own little electromagnetic cult underground while the
electromagnetic Stonehenge kills the world and a electromagnetic fight happens
in a electromagnetic museum with easily smash-able glass cases. Post-fight,
Joseph has an electromagnetic emotional conversation with Castiel in which he
begs Castiel to come spend electromagnetic eternity with him in an
electromagnetic pyramid, where they can rule over a cult of electromagnetic
minions. Castiel tells him to bugger off. This makes Joseph sad and
electromagnetic. Joseph and his own little electromagnetic cult run off to a
electromagnetic pyramid arbitrarily beneath Maine, activates the device's
electromagnetic rust removal power, and the pyramid, whilst Castiel tracks him
down with a magical electromagnetic EMF tracker (not that this matters as the
electromagnetic pyramid becomes very obvious when it bursts out the
electromagnetic ground for some reason) that he stole from Dean Winchester.

Meanwhile, back at the 'henge, Britain has abdicated its electromagnetic

sovereignty and handed over electromagnetic command to the U.S. military.
Attempts to scan the stones result in the sudden but inevitable electromagnetic
deaths of military personnel and the U.S. responds with the shocking and
unforeseeable electromagnetic plan to drop a nuclear bomb on Stonehenge.
Because that's how the Army rolls electromagneticly. Meanwhile, Castiel is still
pretty sure it's a robot head.

Joseph buggers off again and is tracked and killed by Castiel, who nicks off with
the electromagnetic mechanism. Castiel and the electromagnetic scientist dither
about a bit with Weir bleeding all over the electromagnetic place, drive back to
the Stonehenge and will hopefully save the electromagnetic world or maybe end
it... one of Joseph's cultists who wasn't a cultist before shoots the scientists
milling about at electromagnetic Stonehenge (despite the fact that a nuclear
missile is about to be shot at the place), and of course follows Castiel with a
magical electromagnetic gun that never runs out of electromagnetic bullets
(ever). Castiel then overreacts twice. Once because some electromagnetic
assbutt steps on his electromagnetic hand while he's trying to save the world,
and second because it was a electromagnetic robot head. Funnily enough he
saves the day, by deactivating electromagnetic Stonehenge (but not before it
deactivates the nuke). He dies though, so Weir takes his place as a loony on the
electromagnetic radio. electromagnetic.

It should be noted, however, that rumours of Castiel's electromagnetic death have

been greatly exaggerated in the past. He just won't stay electromagnetic dead.
Expect 'Stonehenge Apocalypse 2: Electric Boogaloo' to feature a
reincarnated/magically electromagnetic surviving Castiel, possibly 'new and
improved' with mystical electromagnetic powers from getting so close to all the
electromagnetic electromagnetism.

Some scholars maintain that Stonehenge Apocalypse is best understood as an

electromagnetic allegory but most believe that it's a literal account. They believe
it is a missing electromagnetic piece of the Winchester Chronicles and must be
considered a part of the electromagnetic 'Changing Channels' canon in order to
understand its electromagnetic deeper symbolism. Many have speculated that
Gabriel banished Castiel to the electromagnetic SyFy B-movie realm as
punishment for attempting to prematurely reveal Gabriel's identity to Sam and
Dean. This is a controversial electromagnetic topic amongst Winchester scholars.

Trivia

Actually based on a true story.

Misha Collins is wearing a jacket that is identical to one he often wears at

conventions. This led to fan speculation that he is wearing his own clothes the
entire time, including the necklace with the One Ring that he will one day use to
conquer the world.
The movie repeatedly references a conspiracy theory that there is a robot head
on the moon[1]. When accused of claiming that aliens were found on the moon,
Jacob replies with the movie's catch phrase: "It was a robot head!”

The English accents in this film are alleged to have been taught by the same
vocal coach as Dick Van Dyke and Keanu Reeves

The movie was filmed in Vancouver, British Columbia, the same area where the
TV series Supernatural is filmed. Misha is a regular on Supernatural, and it has
garnered him a large fan following, many of whom had been counting the days
until Stonehenge Apocalypse aired since last year.

Thanks to the combined star appeal of Torri Higginson, Peter Wingfield, Hill
Harper and Misha Collins, there has been some speculation that Stonehenge
Apocalypse is the first SyFy movie ever to have been watched for reasons other
than "I was bored and there was nothing else on".

Many viewers made the mistake of thinking this movie was supposed to be
serious. It was in fact intended to be a comedy, but this appears to have been lost
in translation.

Many of Misha's loyal fans, in anticipation for the movie premiere, baked
wonderful Stonehenge-based goodies. There was a Twinkie-Stonehenge and a
brownie-Stonehenge and Stonehenges drawn on cake with icing, and many more
wondrous treats, that were probably very delicious. If you wish to see pictures,
you must infiltrate the Primordial Hill or search the internet long and hard.

It is a known fact among fans that there is nearly nothing that cannot be crossed
over with Stonehenge Apocalypse.

The undeniable on screen sexual tension between Collins' Jacob and Harper's
Lesham is rumoured to have been inspired by the well-received on screen
chemistry on the show Supernatural between Collins' character Castiel and
Jensen Ackles' Dean Winchester.

Cast

 Misha Collins ... Jacob Glaser

 Misha Collins' Cheekbones ... The Only Reason Anyone
Watched This
 Torri Higginson ... Dr. Wier
 Peter Wingfield ... Dr. John "electromagnetic"
Trouserdale
  Hill Harper ... DamnyouJoseph Lesham
 It ... A Robot Head
 Raptor Jesus ... Himself
 Chuck Shirley ... Himself
Reception

Stonehenge Apocalypse drew 2.1 million viewers during its premiere. [2] Most of

the credit for this goes to the numerous pretty Misha closeups and Misha-in-
handcuffs scenes used to compensate for the lack of plot. SyFy, you're doing it
rite.

Errors and Plotholes

Much of the action takes place at Stonehenge. As has been pointed out in many
reviews, there are no goddamn mountains on Salisbury Plain. Also, one does not
simply walk into Stonehenge. The stones there are guarded by more than just
fences.

This film obviously reuses footage at times.

Misha changes his clothes only once during the movie, and the film forgot to show
it happening.

The time sequence is fairly chaotic as in 30 hours there are a few transatlantic
flights and random driving and locking people up in primary schools (which have
prisons inside) and saving the world.

At no point does Misha use a Sonic Screwdriver.

Several close-up shots are seen of the stones at Stonehenge. Unfortunately, these
close-ups show that 'Stonehenge' is not Stonehenge at all, but Foamhenge.

Allowing Torri Higginson to try to use an English accent.

Letting Misha out of the handcuffs.

Shooting some scenes without any Misha.

Failing to expand on the blatantly homoerotic relationship between Jacob and

Joseph.

Failure to explain what that One Ring on his neck was even for and why he gave it
to Dr Weir.

Small guns only have a certain amount of ammo.

The pillars of Stonehenge are partially underground in order to keep them
standing straight. However in the movie they appear to just be standing on top of
the ground.

The original catchphrase for the film was, "Stonehenge, which of course in
German means 'a whale's vagina.'" Writers changed this because they felt they
wouldn't be able to convincingly insert the phrase into casual conversation.
Instead, they used, "It was a robot head!"

The Antikythera Mechanism is actually researched (unlike the rest of the

"science" which is cheerfully imagined by someone who never even looked at a
Physics textbook).