1. An extremely credible source has called my office and told me that Barack Obamas birth certificate is a fraud Trump was determined to expose President Obamas birthplace back in 2012, and even claimed to have sent investigators to Hawaii in the hopes of proving Obama wasnt born in the United States. 2. Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again just watch. He can do much better! Clearly Donald is a Team Edward kind of guy 3. Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man he made a good decision. Trump always has charming things to say about successful, prominent women but he stooped particularly low with this comment about Huffington Post founder. 4. You know, it really doesnt matter what the media write as long as youve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass. Trump proves (again) that he views a womans looks over anything else 5. I will build a great wall and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me and Ill build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words. Oh for goodness sake. 6. When Mexico sends its people, theyre not sending the best. Theyre not sending you, theyre sending people that have lots of problems and theyre bringing those problems with us. Theyre bringing drugs. Theyre bring crime. Theyre rapists And some, I assume, are good people. Just another casually racial slur, then 7. Our great African-American President hasnt exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore. Dont worry, his racist outbursts arent just directed at Mexico. 8. If I were running The View, Id fire Rosie ODonnell. I mean, Id look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, Id say Rosie, youre fired. Trump has infamously hated on Rosie ODonnell, making crude, sexist and misogynistic remarks about her on multiple occasions. 9. All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me consciously or unconsciously. Thats to be expected. Because of course, no woman can resist Trumps charms. [Throws up on keyboard] 10. One of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people dont go into government.
Well at least hes showing some self awareness.
11. The beauty of me is that Im very rich. And not that fabulous barnet of yours? 12. Its freezing and snowing in New York we need global warming! Definitely not missing the point
GUIDING PRINCIPLES / MODEL LAW
ON THE MISSING
Principles for Legislating the Situation of
Persons Missing
as a Result of Armed Conflict or Internal Violence :
Measures to prevent persons from going missing
and to protect the rights and interests of the
missing and their families.