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?Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root
canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
?I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a
date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
?Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the cra
ft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it
.
?God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
?The longest sentence known to man: "I do."