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A Fiasco Playset: by Gremlinlegions
A Fiasco Playset: by Gremlinlegions
A Fiasco Playset: by Gremlinlegions
by GremlinLegions
Relationships... Needs...
A Starfleet A To boldly
a Lieutenant Commander & Ensign a ...go where no one has gone before
b Science Officer & Lab Tech b ...confront the Captain about that accident
c Sickbay Doctor & Nurse c ...ask the Nurse to marry you
d Tactical Officer & Security Guard d ...negotiate a treaty with the Halkans
e Comm Officer & Yeoman e ...break the laws of physics
f Chief Engineer & Technician f ...humiliate the Captain in front of his lover
B Friendship B To Discover
a Old War Buddies a ...new worlds & new civilizations
b Drinking Buddies b ...the cause of the Doctors abnormal behavior
c Friendly Rivalry c ...how to repair the transporters without replacement parts
d Old Shipmates d ...how to sabotage the reactor core
e Enemies in Common e ...the identity of the infiltrator!
f Fellow Cadets at the Academy f ...which one is the real Ambassador!
C Romance C To get promoted
a It was nice while it lasted a ...by whatever means necessary
b As long as Im yours, I can have anything I want... b ...by destroying the entire Halkan civilization
c They can never know... c ...by killing the Captain
d When you say no, it means Im not asking hard d ...by taking credit for everything
enough e ...through hard work and perseverance
e Unrequited affection between two species f ...despite your unique condition
f Youre my woman until I SAY youre not...
D To Sleep With
D animosity a ...every woman you see
a Ill never forgive you for that! b ...every alien you meet
b Your ways are so...primitive... c ...the Ambassadors wife
c If I cant have her, no one will! d ...the Ambassador to distract him from the mission
d ...assuming you call that green stuff in your veins e ...your Mirror Self
blood... f ...those strange, trilling furry things in the Mess Hall
e Efficiency?! Ill show you efficiency!
f Im not sure, but I think weve been insulted...
E to Defeat
a ...the hidden alien menace
E civilian b ...your strange, unnatural emotional urges
a Distant Relatives c ...the First Officer at 3-D chess at least once before you die
b From the Same Colony d ...the Armorys security system
c Shady Merchant and Customer e ...the Captains secret plans to kill the Ambassador
d Stowaways f ...the Halkans negotiator in bloody, hand-to-hand combat
e Halkan Representative and Starfleet Ambassador
f Ambassadors Personal Attendants
F To get Even
a ...with those bastards who laughed at you
F Strange b ...with the Halkans for defying your commands
a Mirror Selves c ...with the Captain for not returning your affection
b Alien Infiltrators d ...with those damned voices in your head
c Psychic Hyperbeing & Thrall e ...before they find out what you are planning
d Imprisoned Augment & Admirer f ...once the Ambassador thinks hes in the clear
e Secret Assassin & Target
f Agent from the Future & Target ...in orbit above the planet Halkan
...in orbit above the planet Halkan
Locations... Assets...
A Upper Decks A Leadership
a Bridge, Navigation Helm a We...come in peace. We mean you...no harm.
b Science Lab, Botany Section b NOW youre an Engineer!
c Chief Engineers Quarters, Liquor Cabinet c Boldly ripped and torn shirt
d Captains Quarters, Under the Bed d Chutzpah
e Tactical Systems Access Chute e Reputation from the Kobayashi-Maru Test
f Turbo Lift 2 f Impish Smile
B Amidships B Rank and Privilege
a Sickbay a Dress Uniform
b Transporter Room 4 b Medal of Honor
c Impulse Engine Access Chute c Self-Destruct Codes
d Galley, Food Reclamator d Quality Toupee
e Officers Briefing Room e Diplomatic Contacts
f Computer Core f Distinction as Starfleets Finest (deserved or not)
C Lower Decks C Logic
a The Brig a Fascinating.
b RecRoom 3 b One man cannot summon the future.
c The Armory c In critical moments men sometimes see exactly what
d Life Support Control they wish to see.
e Phaser Bank Access Chute d You may file a formal protest with Starfleet
f Inertial Dampening System Command, assuming we survive to reach a Starbase.
e It may be unappetizing, but it IS logical.
D Engineering f I do not threaten. I merely state facts.
a Warp Nacelle Access Chute
b Hangar Deck D High-Tech
c Torpedo Bay, Targeting Station a Tricorder
d Cargo Bay 2 b Medical Kit
e Power Relay Control c Communicator
f Matter-Antimatter Reactor Core Access Chute d Benchthumping (...just gotta hit it in the right spot...)
e Ultrasonic Ratchet
E Dangerous f Unintelligible Technobabble
a Inside the Matter-Antimatter Reactor Core
b On the hull of the ship E Warfare
c Floating in the vacuum of space a Personal Guards
d The Mirror Ships torture chamber b Phaser, set on Kill
e Entering the Halkan atmosphere c Trophy Klingon Batleth
f Torpedo Tube 5 d Venusian Jujitsu
e Vulcan Nerve Pinch
F Elsewhere f Hammer Punch
a Inside a strange, green energy sphere
b Aboard a cloaked Romulan Warbird F Secrets
c Micronized and injected inside the Captains brain a Small, trilling furry creature with an appetite
d A mysterious blue box, much larger on the inside b Starfleets finest hair pomade
e Interdimensional limbo c Evidence of treason within Starfleet Command
f The FUTURE! d Sexy miniskirt
e Outrageous foreign accent
...in orbit above the planet Halkan f Hidden disintegrator ray