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So youve decided to steal a
Lightsaber!
Youre not a Jedi. We know. But What to do: Forms available in all languages
some how you got your sticky recognized by the Imperial Galac-
little paws on a Jedi laser sword
Do not push any of the buttons.
tic as non seditious. If you are
and now you want to know what Ever. Did you push one of the but-
seeking a translation for a sedi-
to do with the infernal thing. First tons? Then dont wave it around.
tious language please report to
thing Are you waving it around? Your your local Corporate Sector Au-
you cat is probably dead and your thority constable and inquire with
need to house is probably a burning in the station. Good luck!
know mess. This is what happens
about a when you play with toys that are
Lightsa- meant for
ber is: space wiz-
You ards.
should
not own So
or touch You did this. No one else is to be
one be-
youve blamed.

cause killed
Lightsabers are bad. They can the Force your cat.
make things be undone. Like is stupid
your foot.
Dead cats should be placed in a
in you.
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