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Anonymous 02/28/17(Tue)19:02:59
No.31939805 >>31941011 >>31941041 >>31941064
>>31941101 >>31941133 >>31941440 >>31941528
>>31941730 >>31942132 >>31942820 >>31944033
>>31944892 >>31945144 >>31951486 >>31960642
>http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%2
2Red%20Smith%22?
Ntk=P_key_Contribut
or_List&Ns=P_Sales_Rank&Ntx=mode+matchall
What the fuck? How does this happen? Who let this happen?
>>31939805 (OP)
CAN SOMEONE AT LEAST BUY THESE?! I
REALLY WANT TO SEE THEM!
>>31941011
me too, just as a joke haha
>>31939805 (OP)
I'm a fartfag and this still disgusts me
>>31939805 (OP)
is this the sequel of Diary of a Farting Creeper?
>>31939805 (OP)
haha
a
h
a
>>31939805 (OP)
>Pokemon Go
Anonymous 02/28/17(Tue)22:17:03
No.31941555
File: 1487908461317.jpg (102 KB, 400x533)
>>31941218
>I am the guardian of
Hoenn, the master of
the legendary
weather trio. I have
lived for hundreds of
millions of years.
Immortality is perhaps the greatest
curse that can be thrust upon any
living being. Why, you ask?
Simply because I have been forced
to go through the same routine for
millennia. Nothing seems to interest
me anymore. I have seen everything
in my lifetime, from the age of
Aerodactyls and Omanytes to the
age of Z-Moves and Pokemon
Leagues. It gets extremely dull up
here at times with absolutely nothing
to look forward to. It is not until the
day when I met Glen who has called
me from the very top of the Sky
Pillar Everything has changed ever
since. I would say my life had just
begun. Join me on this extraordinary
adventure that will rewrite history!
Live as if you were to die tomorrow.
Learn as if you were to live forever.
~Rayquaza
>>31941218
I wonder what Fug's diary would be like.
>Deoxys carcass on meteor this morning.
Extremekiller tracks on shattered core. This meta's
afraid of me. I have seen its true face.
For those of you who haven't checked the link or gone through the
3 full pages, there are FOURTEEN "Diary of a Wimpy Pikachu"
books.
God only knows what the fucking content is like?
>>31941233
I think someone said they are all fetish shit being marketed to
fucking children
>>31941218
how the fuck does a tube fart?
>>31941365
I don't know whether to thank you or call you a fucking idiot.
>>31941365
Why didn't you buy a digital copy? Much cheaper, could've
screencapped it. If you have prime, you can get it for free, also.
>>31941376
Not him, but I have prime, but I don't want this under my name
>>31939805 (OP)
The real sad thing is that this is only the tip of the
iceberg.
>>31941011
>>31941035
I demand a dramatic reading by an anon with a sexy voice or
Gilbert Gottfried if he's available.
>> Anonymous 02/28/17(Tue)22:04:09 No.31941465 >>31941467
>>31941374
Call me both
>>31941376
Really? Give me a sec to cancel the B&N order
>>31941465
OP here, bracing myself
>>31941365
We will be waiting, anon.
>>31941218
>Pokemon Go
>>31941365
I can't wait Anon. I can't fucking
wait
>>31941299
Kek. Do more.
Anonymous 02/28/17(Tue)22:13:18
No.31941531 >>31941544
File: delphox12.png (234 KB, 394x401)
Anonymous 02/28/17
(Tue)22:15:49 No.31941544
>>31941558 >>31941577
>>31941529
>>31941531
I'm going to nail
them to a tree
in the woods or
something
when I'm done
>>31941514
that's not how digital copies
work you retard, you must be
REALLY into this if you are
buying two physical copies
>>31941504
>>31941475
>>31941467
Also I can't seem to cancel the barnes and noble order so I'll be
getting TWO copies of this godforsaken book
Anonymous 03/01/17(Wed)05:11:32
No.31943400 >>31943404
>>31941528
SHOULDN'T it be 'has/had
been'?
>>31939805 (OP)
This triggers me even more.
>>31941514
Anon, I said digital. Digital is cheaper.
>>31941528
see
>>31941233
>>31941532
do it, they aren't entitled to money for a property they don't own
>>31941544
Post pics.
>>31941558
will do
>>31941544
You better deliver I want to see results
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/32075949-pokemon-go
Hey, it's got good ratings.
>>
Anonymous 02/28/17(Tue)22:22:14 No.31941594 >>31941752 >>31941886 >>31952493
File: Cancer.png (51 KB, 490x478)
Anonymous 02/28/17(Tue)22:56:04 No.31941886 >>31941995
Anonymous 03/01/17(Wed)05:19:15
No.31943420 >>31943892 >>31943940
>>31942028
Here's something else he should be in
legal trouble for:
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/min
ecraft-red-smith/1124476831?
ean=9781537296630
>>31941995
How the literal hell is this legal to publish and sell?
>>31941886
Guess Where Ash, Pika and Lillie are Going Next in this Episode...
And today... with new friends and strange new occurrences, visiting
the Mushroom Kingdom will reveal an even BIGGER surprise of a
character.
You can access his full analysis, free of charge with unlimited, right
here...
Sincerely,
RED
>>31941594
>lost in the mushroom kingdom
It wouldn't be autism without a nonsensical crossover
>>31941233
>>31941538
Fuck...
>>31941587
> Though it will surely leave a lasting impression, with nuggets of
prize-winning writing like "Prrrt prrrt prrt prrt prrt prrt! I basically
used my Quick Attack to run at him at the speed of sound, leaving
a little fart bomb around him with every step."
>>31941577
>be not me
>be 10 year old kid
>wandering the woods
>looking for slander man or whatever the kids are into now
>see something nailed to tree
>it's a book
>look closer
>there is blood on it
>on the cover a message is written in sharpy
>"this evil is not meant for the eyes of man"
>do as all 10yearolds and freak out
>run away crying
>have PTSD for years wondering the story behind that book
>>31941577
>>31941558
The Barnes and Noble book won't come till the 27th, so I have
time to cancel/return that one at least because FUCK having two
of these books let alone one. But I will deliver on the amazon
copy.
>>31941628
and you didn't just get the digital copy because?
>>31941640
My belief is that it's some legitimate autist, who wrote them using
their love for Pokemon and diary of a wimpy kid.
Also the volcanion book is just the plot of the magearna movie
through volcanion's point of view, so it's not like these are difficult
books to write.
>>31941639
Because I couldn't find the digital option at first because I'm a tired
retard.
But I do have the digital copy for free thanks to buying a physical
copy, so I'm capping and cropping all the pages now. I really need
to go to bed though so the storytime is still on for friday.
>>31941670
Someone better fucking mail 10 copies to Ian,
I want to see this shit when he starts doing
Bad Unboxings again
>>31941218
Thank me later
>>31941707
Mostly text. There's pics on every few pages and
most of them are taken from the anime. There's
one which I'm said to say I recognize from a
youtube fetish channel.
>>31941691
Are there pictures? Or all text?
>>31941678
I, personally, think it's probably some guy pushing the boundaries
of how low-quality children's books can be. Since the books are
digital/not printed by him, I bet it's really easy to just pump out
some drivel and get paid.
>>31941698
Does Smosh even do anything anymore?
It's been a year or two since I heard anything about them or look
at there channels.
>>31941718
I was talking about NiggerFaggot, not smosh
>>31941718
I think he meant Idubzzz
>>31939805 (OP)
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of
what he's created?
>>31941732
>There's one which I'm said to say I
recognize from a youtube fetish channel.
>>31941594
what
the
actual
fuck.
>>31941732
>There's one which I'm said to say I
recognize from a youtube fetish channel
I don't know which is funnier, the fact that it's
a fetish pic in a kids book or that you
recognize it
>>31941759
>youtube fetish channel
wait, what?
>>31941759
To be fair, some of that stuff has been posted on /vp/ enough for it
to become known to the collective /vp/ hive mind.
There aren't many times /vp/ and /lit/ have a chance to cross
paths. Even as stuck up as they are, this needs to be shared.
>>31941768
just type in "farting pokemon" on youtube. I wish I was making it
up
>>31941823
Any specific time, OP?
>>31941813
>probably going to be at work when this shit
goes down
someone please archive this shit when it
happens so I can see it
>>31941823
Do you fucking think I don't already know about
the gmod shit? I can't even get off to it because it looks so fucking
horrendous and it's why the no outlines mod triggers me so much
>>31941813
I feel like sometimes /vp/ doesn't realize how it's looked at by
other board goer's. They already assume we're into this shit, we
don't need to drop it on their doorsteps.
>>31941851
>And dump
>>31941827
Not ass of yet, but I'm thinking maybe early/mid afternoon.
>>31941897
>not ass of yet
please tell me that was intentional
>>31941851
diaper beam lol
https://youtu.be/OVjgn5Go1d0 [Embed]
>>31941864
pretty sure it isn't
>>31941921
exactly why it disgusts me
>>31941916
Well I noticed the typo then decided to leave it in so sure c:
>this thread
>>31941988
eat my ass
Anonymous 02/28/17(Tue)23:30:44
No.31942121 >>31942134 >>31942146 >>31942169
>>31942193 >>31942282 >>31945059 >>31952199
>>31952440
File: pg1.png (82 KB, 635x919)
>>31942070
>607 pages
I just bought one of these books on kindle out of morbid curiosity,
and can confirm that the writing is as atrocious as you would
expect
>>31942070
is it fetish shit or is it just the pikachu one that's fetish shit
>>31942070
Post some pages.
>>31942073
The farting ones are fetish shit. The one i have is just regular shit.
>>31942084
There's multiple farting ones?
>>31942073
Give me a moment to grab some screenshots
>>31942073
meant for
>>31942083
>>31939805 (OP)
there's no way they got the go-ahead to make these
>>31942121
just realized that 607 wasn't the page count, i'm not
familiar with Kindle
>> Anonymous 02/28/17(Tue)23:33:49 No.31942137 >>31942148 >>31942169
>>31942193 >>31942282 >>31942484 >>31944553 >>31945059 >>31952199 >>31952440
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>>31942134
>>31942121
>Malamala Island
>>31942137
>>31942148
>>31942155
>>
Anonymous 02/28/17(Tue)23:38:45 No.31942169
>>31942121
>>31942134
>>31942137
>>31942148
>>31942155
This fucking hurts to read. It's not even funny bad, it's just bad.
>>31942166
>>31942121
>>31942134
>>31942137
>>31942148
>>31942155
>>31942166
>>31942177
>>31942177
How does this have positive reviews on amazon
>>31942200
yup
>>31942194
It does?
>> Anonymous 02/28/17(Tue)23:42:17 No.31942201 >>31942216 >>31942282
>>31945059 >>31952199 >>31952440
File: pg9.png (95 KB, 624x909)
>>31942194
>>31942194
That's why I think it's a front for something.
>>31942201
>>31942216
and this ends chapter one.
these hurts me
>>31942228
It definitely wasn't touched by an editor.
>>31942270
fuck no youre on
you're own lol
>>31942121
>>31942134
>>31942137
>>31942148
>>31942155
>>31942166
>>31942177
>>31942194
>>31942201
>>31942216
>>31942222
I think I'm starting to understand how he managed to write so
many books.
>>31942222
>>31942302
>>31942312
>>31942322
this is some ungodly amounts of lazy
>>31942334
I take it he writes Ash into all his stories so he can use anime
screenshots for illustrations?
>>31942430
>How to Make Money Off Other People's Creations With Minimal
Effort: An Autobiography and Self-Help Book In One by Red Smith
>>31942478
what do you think?
>>31942137
>if you're reading this I bet you don't have friends
I feel like there is some darker subtext that pops up the more you
read.
>>31942484
I wouldn't want to be friends with people that thought this shit was
worth reading either.
>>31939805 (OP)
Anything goes for bootleg merchandise, except for games.
>>31942334
So... Is farting pikachu canon on the anime?
>>31942430
I bet that photo was just taken from Google Images
>>31943400
Read the pages posted here, the guy's English is atrocious.
>>31942155
>owl type
>>31943846
>implying owls are Flying
>> Anonymous 03/01/17(Wed)07:35:00 No.31943892
File: drink deep my friend, dri(...).jpg (83 KB, 348x447)
>>31943420
>Minecraft
>Aquaman
Dear lord
>>31943420
>That overview
>"Will the discovery of Aquaman be a
boon or bane for her?"
xD
>>31939805 (OP)
Why the fuck doesn't Nintendo go after these guys who actively
make money off this shit?
>>31942194
Is that top picture cropped fanart?
>this thread
what the fuck am i
reading
>>31944107
>35 Diary of WImpy/Farting Pokemon
>Red Smith on Baseball
lolwut
>>31944128
All I did was screencap the pages, I didn't see those.
>>31944136
And by pages I mean the books on the page.
>>31944107
>>31944289
Anon...
>>31944107
Does this kid go to school?
>>31944107
>Nintendo, Gamefreak, and the Pokemon Company (Pokemon)
>Niantic (Pokemon Go)
>Microsoft, Mojang (Minecraft)
>Warner Bros, DC Comics (Aquaman)
>Abrams Books, Jeff Kinney (Diary of a Wimpy Kid series)
>Whoever the Red Smith guy who is writing about baseball is
>>31944352
>Nintendo, Gamefreak, and the Pokemon Company
i think pokemon is the only franchise that's owned by three fucking
companies.
>>31944352
Red Smith IS the guy
>>31944352
>Whoever the Red Smith guy who is writing about baseball is
Anon, can you read?
Red Smith IS the guy.
>>31944384
It's owned by more than those. Haven't you seen that long ass
copyright notice on all official products?
>>31944394
>>31944385
And I'm asking you two if you're blind.
Compare the covers of the infringing work to the covers of the
baseball/sports shit. You can't say to my face that that's the work
of the same guy.
>>31944419
I just noticed
>Red Smith On Baseball
>by Ira Berkow
It's not even his book at all
Either he just shares the name, or he copied even that
>>31944385
>>31944394
>>31944419
>>31944432
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Smith_
(American_football/baseball)
>>31944419
>Walter Wellesley Red Smith was the most widely read
sportswriter of the last century and the first to win the Pulitzer
Prize for commentary. From the 1940s to the 1980s, his nationally
syndicated columns for the New York Herald Tribune and later for
The New York Times traversed the world of sports with literary
panache and wry humor.
>>31944433
>>31944432
Yep, different guy.
Well, fuck me.
>>31944432
It's a book about sportswriter Red Smith and his writings.
No relation to half retarded fartfag Red Smith.
>>31944107
Calling all /vp/ lawyers.
>>31942137
>reverse puking
so he was eating
hairballs?
>> Anonymous 03/01/17(Wed)09:56:08 No.31944573 >>31944885
Thanks /vp/
>>31944550
/mlp/ has a couple of lawyers if you're willing
>>31943414
same
>>31942155
>Popplio is a dolphin
>>31944107
>Pokmon Go 99 Amazing Facts that will blow your mind
He's literally selling clickbait.
>>31939805 (OP)
Cease and desist, when?
>>31944858
Paid reviews.
>>31944939
Take a look at the pages that got posted. You can easily shit out
one of these things a day.
>>31942121
>>31942134
>>31942137
>>31942148
>>31942155
>>31942166
>>31942177
>>31942194
>>31942201
>>31942216
>>31942222
>>31942302
>>31942312
>>31942322
>>31942334
>>31942155
>Implying owls are bird -the meme, the
experience
>implying owls are allergic to sunlight
>Implying owls has the same IQ as that
one kid with nut allergy
>Implying Poplio is a dolphin
>>31939805 (OP)
>Red Smith
So this is what Red
does in his spare time.
>>31942166
>At that moment she was my hero and
afterwards a really tight friend
>tight
>>31944107
Why
>>31944674
Yeah but how?
Just make a thread over there telling them to come here?
No, that would just be considered off topic spam at best and a raid
at worst. I don't feel like being banned.
>>31944858
>By Ashish
What did xe mean by this?
This thread
>> Anonymous 03/01/17(Wed)15:42:30 No.31947387
Jaysus wept.
>>31940967
Yeah, we wouldn't have any books
>>31941011
>>31941459
Somebody call Brendaniel
>>31944107
oh dear god what the fuck
Who wrote these? Could we get a name?
>>31949085
>literally says "by Red Smith" under all of them
HE WAS DESTROYED
>>31949351
>> Anonymous 03/01/17(Wed)19:08:28 No.31949989 >>31950002
>>31942312
OP checking back in again.
What the fuck is this? I barely noticed it but threw it in photoshop,
I'm sure it must be some fetish shit subliminally hidden in the
book.
Also
>saying damndest in a childrens book
>>31949989
Forgot pic like an ass
>>31945272
What a coincidence. The GIF is about an episode of the AVGN
playing terrible, rapidly produced garbage.
>>31943395
>google sad kid
Wew lad!
http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/view-image.php?
large=1&image=19826
>>31950168
I think this confirms this is a money laundering scheme
>>31951102
But using a copyrighted property for an unauthorized children's
book is a little too conspicuous for a money laundering scheme.
>>31949351
>Tashjan
Why.
This is a clear example that literally anyone can write a book and
get rich with it
>>31940967
pokemon wouldn't exist without capitalism, so you're right.
>>31941698
get off my fucking board and go to sleep, child.
>>31951530
>my board
how cute
>>31951552
Put your phone away and go to bed already. Your single mom can
hear your autistic smirking from her room.
>>31951393
This.
>>31942121
>>31942134
>>31942137
>>31942148
>>31942155
>>31942166
>>31942177
>>31942194
>>31942201
>>31942216
>>31942222
>>31942312
>>31942322
>>31942334
Truly the Catcher in the Rye of this generation
>>31951592
You don't own this board. Youre like one of those fuckers who
think 4chan is "le invasion website".
>>31942121
>>31942134
>>31942137
>>31942148
>>31942155
>>31942166
>>31942177
>>31942194
>>31942201
>>31942216
>>31942222
>>31942302
>>31942312
>>31942322
>>31942334
>>31941594
The author probably spends a few hours writing each one.
>>31951486
Nintendo even takes revenue from videos of their games on
Youtube. No other developer/publisher does that.
>>31952881 is almost definitely right. If they knew about it, this
guy would have a cease and desist shoved halfway up his ass.
>>31951486
>>31952199
Catcher is overrated as fuck.
>>31953304
>I really just like seeing fartfags and people
who can't write to save their life get blown
out.
Do you really think that I expect this to be
arousing in the slightest? I may be a fartfag,
but that doesn't mean I don't have standards
>>31953304
It's not written for fartfags, it's written for children who are young
enough to actually find legitimate humor in fart jokes.
>>31944107
>fiery Charmander
>Bulbasaur
>wimpy Squirtle
>>31953461
No, Captain Underpants was for children with humor like that. This
is just a fetishist with bad writing skills.
>>31953469
I don't think anything he's writing seems fetishistic, he's just an
autist.
>>31944939
More than "who wrote this?" I want to know "who published this?"
Does Amazon have a scheme where you can just send them a
document and if somebody happens to buy it, they print it as a
book? Or is there actually somebody who spent thousands of
dollars getting this bulk produced?
I don't know either. What five year old autist thought this was a
good idea to write? And what clueless publisher would put that out
in stores for people to buy with their hard earned money? I think
all of /vp could write a better novel than that. Get on it, fags.
GO!
>>31953553
Diary of an Expanded Donkey Kong
>>31953547
I think the general attitude towards children's media is "whatever,
it doesn't matter what level of quality we put out, shithead kids will
eat it up anyway, this will be a profitable venture, no reason for us
NOT to publish this guy because he's writing about Pokemon Go
and Minecraft and those things are currently popular with children
according to our analyses"
>>
Anonymous 03/02/17(Thu)01:14:00 No.31953583 >>31953593
File: das it mane.jpg (3 KB, 122x125)
>>31953583
I thought the fart queen was Bianca?
>>31953593
we'll work Bianca into it somehow
>>31953535
I'm not really sure what the actual requirements are
regarding publishing but in effect Amazon will
distribute pretty much anything. They don't seem to
have an effective vetting process, to put it mildly.
>>31954091
e-books were a mistake
>>31953553
Diary of a trashy King Crimson
>>31940967
>commie
>>31953553
Diary of a FUCKING PISSED Kirby
>>31944107
Holy fucking shit, that's a lot.
>>31944858
He made those himself
>>31952937
>No other developer/publisher does that.
Are you retarded? I can name 6 companies who do.
>>31951486
>(non-profit)
No that WAS the issue, Patreon and advertising friend, even if it
was to break even, Uranium and the Metroid 2 remake both had
those
bump
>>31949042
Was about to say this.
>>31960403
Yup. Tomorrow. I need to find a park with barbecue pits to burn it
in, after all.
>>31939805 (OP)
It's your fault, isn't it?
>>31960527
Waiting for storytime.
>>31944107
I wonder how many of these have lines copied among one
another, or even lines ripped from the Wimpy Kid series, just with
names swapped.
>>31953553
Diary of a Retarded Fan Fic Writer
>>31962979
That's tomorrow.
>>31942322
I've read shit on ffnet better than this. Fucking hell, this guy is
writing literal fanfiction... and getting paid.
>>31942334
Post chapter 2.
>>31944107
Fucking hell man.
>>31944107
>diary of not-so popular popplio
REEE
this man needs to be purged
seriously how does a publisher even publish this
who fucking got these books from this man and agreed to sell
them. it doesn't make sense
>>31944107
This is just... insane.
>>31950002
>Rectangular Snip
Simebody call showderp
>> Anonymous 03/03/17(Fri)07:28:06 No.31965114
>Come here
I didn't know what to expect
But it wasn't this
It wasn't this
>this thread
>>31966084
I honestly can't tell if this is rel or not.
>>31966084
Which book is this one about?
>>31965973
You should know better. Whenever /vp/ and
/lit/ crossover in a way that isn't approved by
TPCI you know it's about to get real.
>>31966661
The 99 facts clickbait one.
>>31966546
I can't either
>> Anonymous 03/03/17(Fri)12:45:46 No.31967150 >>31967183 >>31967255
>>31967327
File: it's a bit mixed.png (68 KB, 1184x665)
>>31966084
>these reviews
What even.
>>31967150
The positive reviews are probably paid or the author is using bots
I already sent an email to Nintendo about these books. It's not that
hard, they have an email address specifically to warn them about
this kinda stuff I'm their website.
>>31967150
>Oral Seymour
>>31942148
is that a fucking
deviantart pic.
>>31967150
>discusses its popularity in relation
to the porn industry
>pictures of scantily clad woman
dressed up like pokemon
>MURDER
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