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Where Teamwork Trumps Individualism Welcome To The VNF Preview Issue Your Guide To The 2016 Season
Foreword
By Pat Kirwin INSIDE THIS ISSUE
Foreword by Pat Kirwin 2
NFC Divisional Preview 6
VNFL Feature Article 22
So much for the boring monotony of the vNFL AFC Divisional Preview 26
huh. 6.3 laid the smack down on that ongoing Predictions & Odds 42
issue. 2015 was all about what so many of us
wished for and wanted to see. Those well league by a mile. I look at Knaga as a good
balanced teams coming to the fore. The player, but I never thought he had that type of
St.Louis Rams emerged and deservedly took performance in him. I don’t think he can repeat
the NFC West from Seattle, and then went on it either. I will prepare to be proved wrong.
to seal the deal and emerge as the vNFL
Champions. Worthy champions, and a team Defensively Keith Rivers of Houston and Jake
that perhaps is just getting started. McConnell of Seattle put in great performances,
to further establish themselves in the league.
2015 was the year that Steven Gunn exploded Rivers emerged not only as the great Linebacker
on to the scene. We thought Jimmie Kelly was that we know, but an elite pass rusher also.
something, 1803 yards as a rookie. Then Biggie Than element really came out last year. He
Small went and rushed for a phenomenal 1,935 really looks to be developing into a Hall of Fame
as a rookie. When Steven Gunn was selected caliber Linebacker.
first overall, he was highly touted, but in a
poll of gms, only 2 of 12 thought he had a shot McConnell set a new league record with 27
at Biggie’s record. As it turned out he smashed passes defended. With his 8th season upcoming
it, with 2,299 yards rushing at a staggering he appears destined to walk away with the all-
5.81 yards per carry. Talented teammates time record for passes defended. Wide Receiver
obviously helped to keep defenses from keying Braylon Edwards long consistent career are
on him, but still, wow. playing dividends as he is set this year to
improve on his all-time mark in both receptions
What is with these rookies having such massive and yardage. 1,000 catches would really be
first seasons. We know backs come in to the something, he needs 112 this year to hit that
league well prepared, but even they have mark.
something to learn. Once again Small versus
Gunn will be interesting to watch, I find it If we are to discuss Steven Gunn’s offensive
hard to believe either can consistently play to performance, then you have to consider what
the 2,000 yard level. Both players, particularly rookie Safety Kim England did for Miami. For me
Gunn are noted for off the field issues. It he was the defensive player of the year. 76
remains to be seen that they can keep their tackles, 12 passes defended and 10
minds on the game. interceptions. Pure magic for any player, let
alone a rookie.
Sedrick Knaga led the Rams offense to the
Superbowl. A 109.9 passer rating led the To some the Rams came from nowhere. How did
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Rams send
STL 2016 2nd
STL 2017 2nd
STL 2017 3rd
C.Scott WR
How did this team full of stars sneak up on the MLB Harvey Sweeney - Draft 2011 2.2
league. Well lets take a look. To get a player of this quality in the 2nd round
is masterful.
QB Sedrick Knaga - Trade 2013
Knaga isn’t a great Quarterback, but he is a good SLB Joey “Big Bollocks” Donovan - Draft 2012
one. That is tough to come by in this league. 1.6
Knaga was given away at a bargain price. A I hate this guy, more than anyone in the league
shrewd trade for St.Louis. right now, I hate him. He can grab hold of a
Detroit sends:
QB Knaga
Chicago Bears 3.8 – SLB Herman Wooden. Comes into Camp with a
6-10 in 2015, 3rd NFC North hefty 34/66 Rating. Considering Chicago’s weakness
at OLB, his 34 current, if it never moves, will still
make him an initial starter for the team. Long
term, he has a lot to overcome to become a solid
pro at the top level of football in the vNFL. This
reporter does not believe he will be more than a
On offense, they were 13th in rushing and 28th in backup and special teams player.
passing. To try to improve their offense long term, they
selected QB Charles Hoover at 1.10 in the draft, sent 4.7 – K Emmanuel Curie. Comes into Camp sporting
2nd year QB Mitchell Fuller to the Summer League. a 46/67 Rating. If his lack of agility doesn’t become
Unless you consider K Emmanuel Curie, chosen at 4.7 in his demise, he looks like he could do a solid job
the draft, as an offensive weapon, that’s about the full kicking for Chicago for a long time.
extent of Chicago’s offensive upgrade. They now have
long term talent at QB, good RB locked up for 5 seasons 5.6 – DE Edward Dutton. Comes into Camp at 15/56.
in Pukenas, solid veterans at TE and FL in Garibaldi and A project who could be a solid depth player.
Rhett, and a pretty solid offensive line. They look to be Nothing really spectacular about this player comes
in need of a long term solution at SE, C, and their to mind.
offense looks like it can improve on it’s dismal 2015
season. 6.10 – FS Casey Heckathorn. Comes into Camp at
21/55. Good looking INT and Endurance. He was at
On defense, they were 13th in rush defense and 18th in the bottom end of the safety draft class in speed,
pass defense. In FA, they added depth at DT (Warnock and didn’t show much in the bench. He could
and Andrew, former 1st and 2nd round picks) and WLB displace Franz at FS, but I don’t think he’s a long
(Hancock and Cash). None are impact players, but the term solution for the Bears.
DTs should help the run defense. Their rookies, as a
group, are yawners at best. 3.8 Herman Wooden is the 7.9 – DT Matthew Schonmann. Comes into Camp at
best of the group, and he has a poor combine to 18/47. Bears obviously looking to upgrade at DT,
overcome to show the team he is worthy. grabbing two vets in FA and Schonmann in the
draft. We believe he will be a total bust.
As a whole, their offseason has been pretty unexciting.
This is largely due to the fact that QB Charles Hoover, Draft Grade: C (only if Hoover is a starter for 10
their 1.10 pick, had such mixed reviews due to his years for them). Best long term value could end up
average, at best, combine. This offseason for Chicago being 5.6 DE Dutton. Hoover should be their starter
falls squarely on this 6’3”, 232# hurler. Can he handle in a year or two, but don’t expect TOO much
the pressure and show Chicago fans that this wasn’t a Chicago fans. Curie is the only other guy that the
mistake? team will be happy to have in 5 seasons… maybe.
Don’t think the rest will hold up.
Biggest loss was probably QB Sam Kellar. But that is
nullified by the drafting of Charles Hoover at 1.10. 2016 Prognostication: 5-11. Just don’t see them
holding up well without a QB. Hoover will take a
Biggest acquisition drafting QB Charles Hoover at 1.10. few seasons to develop. Pukenas and the offensive
line can carry the load for a while… but how long is
The Bears draft: a while? Defense has a great tandem at DE, and
1.10 – QB Charles Hoover. Comes into Camp with a some contributors in the secondary… but lack of
24/70 Rating. His combines were pretty mundane, depth and weakness up the middle will not be
having only a good 40 (4.53) and decent Position Drill enough support. The main contributors this season
(78). The rest were pretty much average, and for many for Chicago will be Pukenas and Rhett on offense
were considered below what you should see for a player and Bowie, Dixon, and Troyer on defense.
taken at 1.10. Hoover can make a lot of people in the
vNFL look smart, or a few people in the Chicago Front Rumor Mill: The Chicago Tribune reported that an
Office looking… well, looking for work. Whatever anonymous source inside the Chicago Front Office
happens, he has a good chance to become a career told them that he thinks the Bears should trade
starting QB… just not an elite QB. away some of it’s top offensive line talent and get
some talented skill position players.
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Detroit Lions
3-13, 2015 4th in North
Biggest loss – Jonathan Vilma. They didn’t lose much, and Vilma 5.2 DT Marco Davis. 18/44 hitting camp. Looks like he can
was only a 4 game starter for the team. be a good goalline DT and run stopper, as well as… well,
nothing. He will help stop the run and that’s about it.
Biggest acquisition – No brainer… 1.2 pick Hunter Webster. Will
take some pressure off McCleskey and add new threats in 7.2 G Bryan Brooks. 18/52 precamp. Looks to be a good
passing and return games. QB Gary Dunn was a nice pickup here run blocker. I think he’s got a lot of upside at this pick, if
as well. his volatility doesn’t kill his career. Great project pick at
7.2.
Detroit’s Draft:
Draft Grade: B-. They tried to upgrade their offense,
1.2 WR Hunter Webster. 45/80 prior to camp. 2nd best WR in which is a big need, and hit some weak spots on their
the draft and could be an explosive return man as well. Just defense. Think they did a good job trying to get talent at
what the doctor ordered, and I think an excellent pick. positions of need. How much is talent and how much is
fluff remains to be seen.
2.2 T Edwin Parrish. 27/50 going into camp. Should improve a
bit. The success of this pick will be determined by his training 2016 Prognostication: 7-9. If their defense continues to
camp, I think. If he improves, he should end up a very solid 2.2 perform, and Dunn/Webster add another dimension to
pick. If he goes the other way, he’ll be a bust. their offense, this team will definitely start making its
way upward. They have a decent nucleus to build around.
2.3 CB Wayne Hinson. Comes into Camp 38/59. Didn’t work out They have a weak start but finish up strong. Dunn,
at the combine, so this guy is a big question mark. They need McCleskey, and Webster are their offensive standouts,
another guy to help Upton out, and if Hinson can show he and Kennedy, Harvey, and Upton are defensive stars.
deserves the rating… he’ll be a solid pick and nice addition to
the defense. Rumor Mill: There is word from an unmentionable city
that Detroit has already begun negotiations with another
3.2 QB Les Gleason. 15/60 to start off his career. He likely team’s Head Coach this season, to sign him for their
heads downward from here. Just below par at the combines, forseeable future. It has been rumored that, while
although he ran pretty fast. Just don’t see him making an Detroit is not unhappy with current Head Coach Ricky
impact at any point in his career, unless he becomes the top Burns, the Lions Front Office feels it can do better at the
holder in the league. Head Coach position
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On defense in 2015, they were 10th in rush defense and 24th in Will Green Bay = Titletown in 2016?
pass defense. Not exceptional, but enough against one of the
drafted player moved to a new position. Sims doesn’t
weaker divisions in the vNFL in 2015. They used their 1st 5 picks
have the speed to be a pass rusher, can only guess that
(2-1st, 1-2nd, 2-3rd) on defensive players to try to improve
he ends up being a utility run stopper at DE.
their defense. DE Larry Shapiro and OLBs Charlie Onoye and
4.29 C Brock Grbac. Comes into TC at 19/56. Can long
Zach Weibel all look like they should improve the Green Bay
snap and has decent run/pass blocking bars. His very bad
pass rush.
Agility will mean he will probably be a run blocker who
can long snap.
Overall, not much to talk about in the offseason, except their
5.30 TE CJ Hutchins. Hits camp at 24/36. Could end up
draft.Biggest loss has to be either TE Marcedes Lewis (Green
being OK blocking TE. Looks like he has a decent 3rd
Bay is now left with no one resembling a starter at TE) or S
down catching as well. Not much to get excited about.
Keith Lewis (lead the Pack in tackles in 2015).
6.29 SS Rod Bryant. 17/43 going into camp. Should turn
Biggest acquisition is easily DE Larry Shapiro, who should jump
out to be another run stopper who is average, at best, in
start the Packers’ pass rush.
other areas.
7.30 QB Albert Oliver. Comes into camp at 10/44. It’s an
Green Bay’s Draft:
interesting pick, like the idea of trying to pull a QB out of
1.13 DE Larry Shapiro. 52/67 coming to camp. Great combine,
a late 7th. Would love to see him develop well and
should be a force for many years. Can’t find anything bad to say
become a solid backup.
about this guy or this pick.
1.30 ILB Charlie Inouye. Comes into Camp at 25/65 at WLB.
Draft Grade: C-. Shapiro makes this draft worthwhile.
His combine as an OLB is a little better than average. With his
Overall, Green Bay is taking too many chances hoping to
40 combine especially being average for an ILB and low for an
get something by changing positions, and they don’t help
OLB, I can only imagine his stock dropping in camp and
themselves more in their biggest area of weakness: pass
afterwards. The upside… he should be a nice special teams
defense. Instead, they grab several more run stoppers.
player.
Weibel may turn out OK, and Shapiro is going to
2.29 OLB Zach Weibel. Comes into camp 36/57. Average
immediately improve the defense… but other than that I
combine. Not likely to be a better than average pass rusher.
don’t see the others improving the team.
Looks to have good zone skills, though (zone and diagnosis), as
well as a good run stopper (agility being his only blue combine).
2016 Prognostication: 10-6. Still the best in the NFC
3.21 FS Kerry Wooden. Hits camp at 28/56. Another good run
North, but they will face a tougher schedule and their
stopper for a team that was 10th in stopping the run last
division won’t get weaker than it is. Nobody will be
season. Could be a good pickup in this spot if he can pick up the
caught by surprise this season. Hatcher, Cochrane, and
game speed at the big league level.
Richard will lead the passing game on offense. Defense
3.30 DT Ian Sims. Comes to camp at 25/41 as a DE. Another
will be lead by Shapiro, Hertz, and Hawk.
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Minnesota Vikings
the Vikings QB of the future, then he’s easily the biggest.
Minnesota’s Draft:
8-8, 2015 2nd in North
2.1 QB David Mathis. Comes in at 11/54. Starz is very high on
this kid, but we’ll take a wait and see approach. We hope the
Vikes are right, but we don’t believe the hype.
On offense in 2015, the Vikes were 27th in rushing and 3rd 3.5 CB Jason Huntley. Hits camp at 33/50 at FS. Got the size
in passing (however, top 10 in yards per rush attempt and to play FS, and had decent combines. Ball Hawk, steal at 3.5.
in the bottom half of the league in passer rating). They had 3.14 CB Raymond Wells. Comes into camp at 30/51. Another
a great squad set up… maybe they just threw the ball too ball hawking DB. Just don’t put him in man coverage… ever!
often and their offense was a little too predictable… With If he can create turnovers, he can be OK at 3.14. I would have
28 new faces on the team this year, GM Frankie Starz is preferred to see him go later, think he’ll get beat more often
throwing caution (and his team’s cohesion) to the wind and than he will make a big play.
doing everything he can to make something happen. 3.23 S Norbert Almonte. Arrives in Camp at 29/58 playing
On defense, the Vikes were 12th in rushing defense and CB.Looked pretty solid at Safety, I can’t see him being
29th in passing defense in 2015. successful at CB because his speed and agility are only
average for a CB, at S they were much better than average.
Let’s look at the offseason as a whole, as there were so 3.25 OLB Lamont Minkel. Is brought into camp at 18/55. A
many changes in Minnesota. Retirements, 6 in all, included bunch of bad combines. Don’t see this guy picking up the tee
Carson Palmer and Kevin Williams. Other changes included after a kickoff in 3 seasons.
the hiring or Rex as DC and Coach Franz (Fran)kie Star(z)… 6.20 DE Dusty Gaddis. Comes in looking good at 24/61. Not
two nice upgrades. Undrafted SS Tommie Wallace is sent to much of a pass rusher, very strong & fairly agile. 3-4 DE.
the Summer League. Trades included sending 13th year WR 6.23 G Kris Mahoney. 24/55. Not a typical inline run blocker
Larry Fitzgerald (66/66) and a 5th to Washington for a 3rd because of his lack of strength, he has a certain flair for
and getting 12th year WR Troy Williamson (53/53)for a 3rd making plays in the running game. I expect him to be a long
from New England. Notable FA pickups included DE Gaines term contributor, but probably not as a starter.
Adams, WR Jerricho Cotchery, G Marc Sims, and QB AJ 7.16 DT Quinn “Rampage” Jackson. Comes in at 21/42.
Feeley. Also picked up 7 rookie FAs. Overall, there is so Don’t see a lot happening with him. Gotta gamble in the 7th
much going on in Minny that I can’t really figure it all out. round, and he has good speed for a big man…
Is the team better or worse? I don’t understand trading a 7.22 OLB Spencer Kenney. 20/46 is his precamp rating.
good WR like Fitz for a 3rd then trading a 3rd for Could have some effectiveness as a 3-4 WLB and maybe a
Williamson. Basically, he traded Fitz and a 5th for little ST. Doesn’t have a whole lot else he can do.
Williamson… bad deal IMO. The two staff hirings were solid. Draft Grade: D+. If Mathis pans out, this grade goes up.
FA seemed to be mostly cheap depth pickups, rookies, and Vikings DO try to work on their weak areas, which is a
a few old timers. Only Gaines Adams looks to make a real positive. Couple of players with potential. Many players look
impact. Sims will start, but won’t make a major impact. good initially, but are going to crash and burn at some point
Feeley could make an impact if he started, but Starz says in the next few years. More players that won’t be on a roster
he is starting the rookie… so Feeley’s pickup doesn’t mean in 5 seasons than are going to be contributors.
much more than being a mentor to the 3 young QBs. $1.8M 2016 Prognostication: 4-12 (if Mathis starts), 6-10 (if Feeley
seems a little steep for a mentor. One thing I can say… at starts). Between very low cohesion, lack of a visible running
least Starz is trying to do something… pretty boring in the game, and still a very weak pass defense… I just can’t see the
NFC North if it wasn’t for Minnesota. Vikings running a workable offense or being able to win close
Biggest loss is easily Carson Palmer. Although he had his games on defense.
worst season every in Minnesota, he is still a far better Rumor Mill: There is a rumor going around the ranks of the
option than anything there currently. Some could say Larry reporters that GM Frankie Starz is going to blow the team up
Fitzgerald also, and not get much argument from me. if the Vikes aren’t competitive, & build around QB Mathis.
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Dallas Cowboys
0-16, 2015 4th in East
Overview
Dallas Cowboys 0-16 and played in one of the arguably weaker
divisions in the league. Jimmy does a good job with his teams
but this year was a complete debacle. The defense was one
of the 5-10 worst but the offense might be able to go down as
one of the top ten worst of all-time. Jimmy made a few big
changes in the coaching staff grabbing a great young minded
scout that is VG in Abs and hired new defensive coordinator
that is excellent in LB, DB, and YT.
Biggest Acquisitions
FB from MIA JR Gerard has not started in almost 2 years but
should help this talent stricken team from day on in the run Dallas is hoping to sneak up on some tams this year.
or pass game. CB the kid Kory Forbes from Tampa who had 6
picks 2 years ago and is a ball hawk is a huge key acquisition. great at the other 3.
DE Rex Jack man from Wash is a 4th year guy who is like 3 3.1 FS Arnie Salerno was a steal again. This kid will creep
blind mice against the run but is good all around besides and is another smart instinctive player.
that.WR Matt Jones 12th year and really struggled for 3.7 TE Brian Diehl makes this offense better in the passing
Tennessee last year with 19 grabs for 324 yards and should game from day one. He is not a big play guy but is great
have retired QB Kyle Biller 14th year vet that has nothing left across the middle.
but mentoring at this time WR-Antonio Holmes who should 3.32 LB Everett Herzog probable reliable starter
have retired instead joins the old fogies that play wide out 4.20 FB Juan Braham looks like starting FB as a rookie
for Dallas now. G Jamie O'Neal road grading run blocker who 5.1 QB Vince McGregor is a project/boom or bust qb. He can
played for Cinci last year DE Lamarr Woodey 10th year and read defenses but does not have an arm to get there and
really a shadow of himself now LB Travis Sherman will really has a colorblind issue sometimes.
help with depth at LB QB Sam Kellar was traded over from the 5.4 Jeremy Alcott is a project T that is weak so I bet Jimmy
Bears to take the reigns and hopefully show these rookies the does not gamble on him being a savior for him.
promised land. This pickup will help the transition for some 6.1 Alan Bronson is a long shot to make the team
of the rookies Dallas took this year. 6.17 RB Paul Bernard looks like a great reserve running back
that should get better with his great combine .
Biggest Loss 6.28 Timothy Perry DE looks like a Run stopping 3-4 DE.
Qb Colt Brennan had 6 starts for the boys and threw more tds 7.1 Jamal Goodwin DE can play the run and might be able to
then ints. He was not the answer but was the best player that make the move inside for a strong 3 technique.
that position last year. 7.4 Brett Schroader DT sound overall fundamental player
LB Cary Cash was moved as part of the trade to bring over that has a motor but is not more talented then players
Keller at QB. He played only 1 game and looks like a great 3-4 around him.
WLB in the right system.
Strengths and weaknesses
Look at the Draft- Qb1 is the make or break here. Sam Kellar is a winner in his
One of the best drafts I think as a collective whole that I have vNFL career but he has a bunch of toddlers blocking for him
ever seen: and catching for him. The complete team a few years from
1.1 WR Tracy Middleton steals an old 80s homage from NBA now should be terrific but will Kellar be the guy then?
great Dominque Wilkins as the human highlight film. This kid The 2 tough parts of this team last year were lighting up the
is big and fast and should help Keller and this offense double scoreboard on offense and getting the opposing offenses off
up from last year. the field. This defense is not really any different from last
1.11 Bob Malone T is the next best T in the league. He can do year. This newly revamped offense should change that a
it all and warrants a higher pick then 11 where he was a little but this defense needs an offseason like the offense
complete theft. had last year.
1.24 Tracy Zukauskas T looks like a bookend for life. He might
not be as good as Malone but might be the 2nd best T in the Key players to win this season
draft here. I will say it again. Sam Kellar is going to have the chance to
2.8 Jessie McCaskill looks like a 10 year great player at G. He be the stopgap at quarterback or he can start this team into
is weak but we have seen that STR means nothing if you are a winning season.
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Biggest Loss-
DJ WIlliams only had 1 tackle and retired as Bronco.
Chris Snee the G that was the backbone of this
franchise will be missed. He is in the top 5 of all the
blocking stats in NYG history.
RT- Adam Goldberg only started 2 games last year but
played well now has taken his job to real estate in the
Wyoming County area. C-Jake Scott was a JG Cruz
favorite but in his 13th year is was probably the best
move to let him go.
The Giants hope to win the VNFL’s weakest division again in 2016
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Philadelphia Eagles
6-10, 2015 3rd in East
Overview
The Philadelphia Eagles were the heart of this division
when VNFL came to be. IN 3 of the last 4 years they have
missed the playoffs and last year might have been the worst
in history with 10 losses. Philly has only had 2 back to back
wins in the last three years.
Biggest Acquisitions-
S Bryant Reed comes over from Buffalo and is perfect for
the system in Philly. He is really a Nickel back that can pick
6 if needed. TO shore up the special teams Brandon Counto
has joined the Eagles as 6th team in 10 years and is known
for being accurate. QB Joe Flacco was a quiet signing but a
very good move by Eagles GM Ace. TE Chuck Harmon really
is barely adequate and has never been a force in a passing Auburn DE Louie Parrish will give opposing
game. G Duane Meyer was cut last year from Arizona for QB’s nightmares on game day
lack of production and is one of those constant
underachievers with all the talent in the world. WR Jeff
Anwar is a big play guy that has 25 grabs in his 5 year real top speed to speak of.
career. He should be ok as a 4th or 5th option not as the #3 4.8 TE Will Simmons is a fundamental just under
he looks like here in Philly. average TE.
5.7 QB Tyrus Richmond –might be the qb steal of the
Biggest Loss- draft. He put up better then he was supposed to
The biggest question mark of what the hell in this division numbers at the combine. He can throw and is smart
was the letting go of Dennis Tatangelo at the QB position. which are the best things you can ask for in a QB.
Since being a 2nd round pick 6 years ago he has started the 6.6 DT McMorris is and totally undersized DT that can
last 4 years and really played pretty well throwing on run stuff or a slower then necessary DE for a 3-4
average for 3500 yards and a 3 to 1 int ratio. defense.
RB Ernie Morris will be missed. He had 800 yards rushing 7.10 LB Roy Foley looks like his game will struggle in
last year and carried the team in a couple of games. 12th coverage at the V level.
year vet and defensive center piece SS Sean Considine
thought he was going to finish in the green jersey but Strengths and Weaknesses
instead he just owns all the records. WR Archie Yan was the This team has a good defense. The defensive line is
hopeful young stud wide receiver a few years ago was let go stout up front and the whole front 7 plays very well
for not putting up what Ace hoped he would have in Philly. together.
Look at the draft There is just not any offensive firepower here. The QB
1.6 DE Parrish is a HUGE 300 pound DE that can do it all. He position is in flux and 12th year vet Chris Henry is the
will wreak havoc on this conference in the next couple of go to guy and that is scary. This team might struggle to
years. score major points in shootouts or score against any
2.10 C Marcus Palmer looks like the center-to-be for years stout defenses.
to come in Philly. He is a little overrated now but will still
be a good player when all is said and done. Key Players this season-
2.32 CB Vince Blick was the much sought after CB at the Rookie DE Louie Parrish comes into one of the hardest
end of the 2nd round. He has the hype of a lot of GMs cites to start off in as a rookie. This team will need a
thinking he was going to be off the board here. Nice pick. DROY season from this kid to really make some strides
3.9 RB Mo Collins is a slow but 3 YPC runner that can this year.
sometimes turn the 3 yarder into a 20+ yard gain. He has no
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Washington Redskins
8-8, 2015 2nd in East
Overview
There are 4 teams in the vNFL that have never made Strengths and Weaknesses
the playoffs. One of those teams is the Washington This defensively talented football team is incredible
Redskins. They are the whooping boys in this division. across the board. If this defense and a new
Yoda has built a team with sound special teams and a defensive game plan comes through I can see this
great surrounding cast. defense destroying the division.
Biggest Acquisition- Is Jamarcus going to take the reigns from CJ? Can
Really only 1 person was traded for or even signed in this team just not turn the ball over and let the
the offseason. Some people may look at this as a GM defense take advantage of the talent on that side
that is only sitting on his hands but Yoda likes to build of the ball?
through the draft. Larry Fitzgerald is in his 13th year
and is top 10 in every single receiving category Key Players this season-
possible. You did notice the 13th year though right? Larry Fitzgerald is in his 13th year and I feel like an
idiot even saying this, but if he puts up a Larry Fitz
Biggest Loss- like season this team can really contend this year.
S Sean Taylor will retire as a Skin and has most of the
defensive records. He is in his 13th year and it was
time to let him retire or play badly for another team.
DE Rex Jackman was a great situational edge rusher
that was expendable for the Skins.
Seattle Seahawks
10-6, 2015 2nd in West
Key acquisition:
Free agent receiver Mark Clayton was brought in as
the likely third receiver and carries some risk due to
his age. That said, the Seahawks love one-back
formations. If Clayton can still produce, he’ll get the
opportunity to put up solid numbers behind perhaps
the best starting receiver tandem in football, Randy
Not even the Blizzard of 6.3 could stop the Hawks from
Wetzel and Rufus Waters.
making another playoff run in 2015.
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Draft:
St. Louis Rams Considering what they had to work with, the Rams had
13-3, 2015 VNFL Champs an exceptionally good draft. Center Isaac Silverstein,
the last pick of the first round, has enormous potential
and also an enormously long way to go to meet that
potential. He is extremely underdeveloped for a first
round pick, and won’t help the team this season. In the
Champions are built by patient persistence, and that is
long run, could be one of the best at his position.
how the Rams climbed to the top of the VNFL world. GM
Fourth-round linebacker Lenny Vanden Bosch shows how
Erik (Brownkeg) understood that he was in a tough-as-
well Erik knows the position. The biggest trick will be
nails division. He didn’t let that deter him. Win by win,
finding him playing time. Receiver K.C. Swift and
the Rams have been steadily improved for six season until
defensive tackle Howard Lane both show flashes of
they could reap the well-deserved fruits of their labors.
talent. Mr. Irrelevant, seventh-round pick Percy
Quarterback Sedrick Knaga is the leader of this team, but
Goodwin, looks like a huge steal. He should eventually
the Rams are just that, a team. Seemingly every role is
emerge as a starting guard.
filled by a capable player. Knaga great season – 33/7 td
to int ratio, 8.28 ypa – was as much a testament to the
Key to the season:
offensive players around him as it was to himself. Other
The biggest hole on the Ram’s roster was also the one
than a so-so o-line, the Rams don’t have a lot of
they did the least to fill. The secondary still looks
weaknesses on this side of the ball. There are, however,
rather pedestrian. If Erik can whip them into an
plenty of strengths. Wesley Camileri and Vincent Jackson
effective unit once again, there is no reason to think
are a superb duo of wideouts, and running back Jonathan
the Rams can’t push for a repeat. If they fall back to
Stewart is more than solid. He is more of a push-the-pile
Earth, the Rams will have a hard time fending off
runner than a guy who will dance around, which suits the
Seattle.
Rams just fine.
Key Acquisitions:
Not a lot of activity from the World Champs, but Quinn
Pintock could be another solid addition to the d-line. He’s
an oldish player, but Pintock won’t be asked to do too
The Rams will have a plan to be the first repeat champions
much. He plays the run well and can help this team.
since Cinncy in ’07 & ‘08
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SF 49ers
7-9, 2015 4th place in West
Out with the new, in with the old! Last year’s signal
caller, Arnie Gant, has been reunited with his old GM,
Redzone, in Pittsburgh, leaving the 49ers in the hands of
thirteen-year vet Ben Rothlisberger. Usually, handing the
ball to an old QB is a quick fix, but second-year GM
bighouserules is building long-term here, with Big Ben as
a placeholder. BHR gets that there are a couple of tough
teams looming at the top of the division, and collecting 2015 was a frustrating Campaign for the 49ers who are
some draft ammo is the smart way to build. looking to address that disappointment in 2016.
Key Acquisitions:
Like the Cardinals, San Francisco opted to stick to the
Rothlisberger had a miserable time in 2015, and his
youth movement. And like the Cardinals, it was
struggles are almost a case study for the way the game
probably the right decision for this year.
has changed between patches. His pocket presence is still
valuable, but it doesn’t quite trump everything the way it
used to. Still, he remains a talented quarterback and
Draft:
should be able to bounce back, though forty touchdown
Billy Joe Becker was outstanding value with the twelfth
passes are likely a thing forever in the past for him. He
pick. Running backs like him don’t grow on trees.
is, in fact, the most valuable asset on this team right now
However, reports from the initial rookie training camp
and can’t look for much help from his teammates. An
have him looking slightly less amazing than a lot of
aging core of players have left SF a mere shadow of what
draft observers believed. In the second and third
they used to be. Receiver Robert Meacham’s performance
rounds, the 49ers looked to milk an exceptional class of
declined last season. At his age, turning that around will
offensive tackles. Adrian Branch and Danny Henry
be tough. Observers question how much linebacker Manny
should be decent bookends for Becker to run around.
Lawson still has left in the tank, though he remains an
With their other second-rounder, the team also picked
effective player. Safety red Naybo and outside linebacker
up cornerback Leslie Cooper, who looks solid.
Nathan Ray are still in their prime, but they are hardly
building block material.
Arizona Cardinals
8-8, 3rd in West 2015 Arizona’s legions of picks didn’t come until at least as
late as the fourth round, when they took receiver Jim
Robson. Robson isn’t a burner, but he has showed some
promise in training camp. Tight End Levon Sampson and
safety Jon Harvey like solid contributors.
Key Acquisitions:
Trading away your core will get you what Arizona got this
year: $37 million plus change in dead cap space. That left
them as a looker-on in free agency. The Cardinals are
going for youth and nothing but youth, and couldn’t be
bothered to look at free agents.
Draft:
All in all, Arizona netted some nice assets in the draft,
which isn’t that hard to do when you’ve got a gazillion
draft picks. Eddie Stanford with the ninth pick looks like
a revelation. He is an unstoppable pass rusher, and he
plays the run to boot. Defensive tackle Thomas Reese,
taken with the sixteen pick, is similarly skilled at getting
at the opposing quarterback, but some question whether
he’ll ever be a truly elite run-stopper. The rest of The youth movement in Arizona has progressed quickly;
they will need to keep their focus to avoid any setbacks.
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Carolina Panthers Steal for the Panthers at this level. Nice progress in
camp. Will have to make his mark tackling the ball carrier
and going after the QB because he may be a little light in
11-5, 2015 Division Winner
the coverage skills.
7 - 27 (219) ILB Oliver Margraff
Prognosis
Divisional Champs but a similar run in the playoffs. To go
deep you still have to run the ball and stop the run. With
holdouts at key positions this year could go either way,
but I still see them the class of the NFC South.
Atlanta Falcons
8-8, 2015 3rd place in South knock is he tends to hold onto the ball a bit long as
evidenced by his 38 sacks and 10 fumbles. These are
all growing pains but he looks like a keeper. The real
question is who besides 2nd year WR Micahel Alston
will step up at receiver. The collection of
journeymen will have to play about their scouting
reports for this offense to click. Running the ball has
Appears there is a significant youth movement underway in not been a strength and it’s a big question whether
Atlanta. Many aging productive vets were allowed to move rookie Paul Dunlap can unlock the ground attack.
along during Free Agency including the Falcons all time leader
in rushing. Atlanta didn’t go for the big splash in FA but Up front, the offensive line is young and in their
instead went for a series of low profile picks. The Falcons had prime. Football outsiders rates their OL as very
some struggles running the ball and putting points up on the strong. They just need a back to take advantage.
board and hope some of the questions in the running game Atlanta has the makings of a solid
will be filed by second round pick Paul Dunlap. Where they
will live and die is defense. They gave up a meager 287 yards Defense:
per game last year. If they can find a way to the end zone, This is where the team brings home the bacon. With
they have chance to better their 8-8 record of 2015. a young defensive line that is strong across the
board, the team is able to bring significant pressure
Biggest Acquisition on opposing passers. Third year DE Shawn “the big
CB Lawrence Butler (1st Round). Kid has the chops to be one pineapple” Dole came into his own last year posting
of the best shut down corners in the division. an incredible 9.8 pass rush percentage. He’s
complemented on the right side by Jose Becker and
Biggest Loss the interior line is anchored by Ernest Brigss, a
Adrian Peterson RB – All time rushing leader for the Falcons – compete beast of a defensive tackle. Jermaine
9 seasons and 4.26 YPC Garciaparra is the start of the LB corps and ranges
K – Jeff Reed (Retired): One and done but had a tremendous from sideline to sideline making plays but it’s
season for the Falcons going 28 of 43 and ½ 50+ uncertain how he will respond to a franchise tag and
DT - Jonathan Babineaux RDT – Top 10 in all time tackles for playing on a one year deal.
the Falcons but who was dropping off considerably
The secondary returned steady if unspectacular Ron
Draft Fleischer and the afore mentioned addition of rookie
1 - 15 (15) CB Lawrence Butler Lawrence Butler. Nine-year vet Floyd “Dilbert”
Outstanding pick for Atlanta. Has the speed and wiggle to Dilbeck will roam the middle but showed some drop-
match up to the best WR in the league. Good progression off from previous years.
during training camp.
2 - 14 (46) RB Paul Dunlap Keys for the season
Dunlap skipped the combine but was considered underrated The primary key for Atlanta’s success this year will
by many scouts in the league. He took a few dings in camp be running the football. With an emerging passing
but will get a shot at the staring lineup attack and a top shelf defense if the Falcons can
3 - 13 (77) CB Darnell Neasman average 4+ yards per carry rushing the ball, it will go
Good size and speed but not strong against the running game. a long way toward a successful season.
Looks ready to contribute immediately on passing downs. Continued development of the defensive line will be
4 - 18 (114) OLB Mo Richard key to the continued growth of the Dirty Bird
5 - 17 (145) WR Myron Dubroff defense. If they youngsters there come to play, this D
6 - 16 (176) QB A.J. Owens could be special.
7 - 15 (207) T Isaac Paniagua
Looked like a find right after the draft but struggled mightily Prognosis
in training camp. May have played his way onto the bubble. Given the depth of talent in the NFC South, it would
be considered an accomplishment to repeat the 8-8
Strengths and weaknesses record of 2015. A lot of things could come together
but I think another year of about 500 ball is in order.
Offense:
Third year QB Vincent Soprano made great strides in his
second campaign for the Falcons last year. He took care of
the ball and showed nice touch on the deep ball. The one
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New Orleans Saints The Saints thrive on the arm of Philip Rivers and a
9-7, 2015 2 nd
place, NFC WC downfield attack. They were in the top 3 in Yards per
Catch last year, but Rivers must be more accurate after
only completing 57% of his passes last year. Perennially a
top QB prior to the VNFL rule changes under 6.3b, he
needs to discover that lost magic. Led by fifth year
New Orleans was in the thick of the hunt at 9-4 when wideout William Corbett and sixth year split-end James
they went into the tank for their last 3 games to finish Hardy, the passing attack has some weapons in place.
the year. With a series of injuries, they limped home to a The key is Rivers. Nick Hansen ground out the running
Wild Card spot for the NFC. Their ride ended with a attack with 320 carries, 5th highest in the league. If the
dismal playoff loss to the Carolina Panthers. Healthy and line can help him break one or two, he could be near the
looking for QB Phillip Rivers to bring them post season top of the league in rushing yards. League scouts consider
glory, the Saints feel they have something for the their offensive line a strength and with the addition of
Panthers and the rest of the NFC South Allen and the steady play of uber-OG Rusty Ulbricht the
Saints expect much improvement in their Yards per Carry
Biggest Acquisition
Rookie LT Orlando Allen: Will start for the next decade. Defense
New Orleans was an opportunistic defense last year
Biggest Loss creating 2.5 turnovers per game. Vernon Golhston is a
DE Will Smith: Decided to spend the Summertime, force at LDE and the rest of the defensive line does a
Getting Jiggy with his Men in Black. Reduced to a bit good job holding their ground allowing the LB to move to
player on the Saints D, he gets props here as the Saints the ball. Despite their ratings, this underrated LB corps
all time sack leader before his retirement. packs a punch and covers well while WLB Shawne
Merriman brings the heat from the outside. The ball-
Draft hawking secondary is very underrated. Led by CB Vince
1 - 22 (22) T Orlando Allen Fling and SS Roman Harper, this group led the Saints to a
Landing the 6’-4” Allen with the twenty-second pick was plus EIGHTEEN turnover margin.
a coup for the Saints. Prototype size, speed and agility he
had a great camp, living up to the Saints expectations. Keys for the season
2 - 21 (53) CB Cary Burbank Turnovers: The Saints led the VNFL in takeaways with a
Burbank was a bit of a surprise as a second rounder and whopping 22 forced fumbles. Combined with a league low
struggles in camp. While he has the wiggle for a CB his 6 interceptions, taking care of the ball proved a New
final destination may be as an undersized safety. Orleans staple. If the Saints D isn’t able to maintain their
3 - 20 (84) DT Leland Batten pace or if Rivers starts completing the ball to jerseys of
Batten showed up to camp ready to work and had a the wrong color, this train could derail quickly.
pretty good camp. He’s big enough and strong enough to
hold the point of attack and will be in the rotation from Prognosis
the start of the season. I wouldn’t bet against Rivers and Co. With additions to an
4 - 19 (115) G Amos Brennan already solid offensive line, the Saints offense will be
5 - 23 (151) WR Howie Winfield potent and put teams in a hole early. They should be able
6 - 22 (182) QB Frankie Clemons to grind it out putting the other teams in desperate
7 - 21 (213) RB Phil Conley straits, just where the opportunistic defense wants them.
Strengths and weaknesses They are capable of giving Carolina a run for the money
Offense but the bet here is that they will fall just short, again
competing for the wildcard.
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This year it was the New York Jets and the 8th year
veteran Dennis Tatangelo, who was signed for a measly
$10 million over 2 years. Tatangelo has shown a decent
ability to avoid interceptions all of his career in Philly. He
has been productive, despite a lack of options at
receiver. Tatangelo genuinely is a starting calibre
Quarterback in this league. Its almost like many deems in
the league don’t appreciate what a dearth of talent there
is at the position. Great acquisition for the Jets.
THE STUDS
STARTERS
GREAT BACKUPS him to improve on his pretty poor total of 19 picks this
year, although I would be very surprised if he threw for
22. (23.) Frye (AI 3rd) 52/52---52/52 4,000 yards again.
The veteran will get a chance to show if he still has it in
San Diego this year. Frye will miss on intermediate AVERAGE BACKUPS
routes, and that can be real frustrating. Solid veteran,
but we are getting into guys who you really don’t want to 28. (27.) Owens 46/46---47/47 (35 SOL, 34 INT)
start now. Owens has never looked a good passer on the field, but
23. (25.) Tatangelo 42/42---42/42 (37 SOL, 100 INT) on paper he looks solid. It will be his 3rd team in 5 years
It will be interesting to see what he can do at the Jets. at San Francisco. Looks likely he will be on the bench
Was the GM the driving force in Philly? Tatangelo has though, backing up Big Ben. Bit of a question mark at this
always kept his picks down, and I’m a believer until I see point.
otherwise. He isn’t going to blast down the field, but he 29. (-) Valadez 35/50---40/50 (32 SOL, 42 INT)
appears to be a good game manager. To date the Chargers backup has flown under the radar.
24. (-) Seabury 54/74---61/74 (36 SOL, 62 INT) He may get his chance soon with Frye in his 12th year.
The chump MKII Seabury has an opportunity to establish Arguably he should of got his chance this year, although
himself this year. Down the line he appears to have the his ability to avoid interceptions is unproven at this point.
tools to become a decent starter. He continues to rapidly 30. (31.) Rapaport 53/53---53/53 (28 SOL, 16 INT)
improve, +7/0 in camp indicates he should attain around Needs to show something before the league will take him
the 74 potential he displays. seriously. 19 interceptions last year was a notable decline
25. (26.) Dunn 48/48---48/48 (40 SOL, 29 INT) from the previous year. Ability to avoid interceptions is
Caught up in the Houston triangle of passers. Dunn still in question. A solid accuracy bar helps his cause.
deserves to start somewhere…and so he will now it 31. (29.) Manning 43/43
appears. For me he is somewhat of an unknown quantity. On his way down in his 13th year, may lose his starting
I suspect he is on the fringe of Greta’s list. role to Klech this year. Still, Manning put in a decent
26. (-) Waits 56/56---57/57 (36 SOL, 12 INT) performance last year considering the talent around him.
Another guy who hasn’t had much of a chance in the The Giants fans love him, but it will soon be the end of
league. On face value he will struggle to move the ball, an era for them.
but shouldn’t make many mistakes. 32. (-) Klech 43/43 (42 SOL, 88 INT)
27. (-) Rutter (AI 4th) 43/43---44/44 Klech has been around the league and has had an
Rutter exploded onto the scene last year, and then came inconsistent career. Like the majority of players at this
crashing back down to earth. Overall he did a decent job level, they play very well at times, and poorly at others.
for the Cards last year, but a player of his ability will Klech is a solid enough veteran, won’t inspire a team to
always struggle to find that consistency. I would expect win very often.
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Buffalo Bills
4-12, 4th in East
It was the 1st time in 7 seasons that the Bills had a losing
record last season so they had a lot of work to do this
offseason. Surprisingly, the Bills didn’t sign a single free
agent and didn’t resign any of their players.
Biggest loss
The good news is they didn’t lose that much. They lost
some backups but nothing significant.
Biggest acquisition
Draft
Other than Hauer, DT Chuck Wells seems like very good Rookie CB Buckey Hauer has Hall of Fame Potential
value in the 4th. He could be a complete DT and could
play right away. 2nd rounder linebacker Jeremy Cooper Strengths and weaknesses
could be a surprise too. He had very good combine
scores, that’s the reason why he went in the 2nd cause Their strength is without a doubt their running game.
he wasn’t anything special in college. They also picked a Jake Dillon is a good RB and they have a very good
QB with some potential, but we’ll have to wait to see if offensive line. The problem with this offense is the
he’ll pan out. passing game. They have 2 good receivers in McCormick
and Evans but nobody to throw them the ball. Stuart and
Levine were interception machines last season and rookie
Terrance Baxter is too raw to start. It’s gonna be a mess
again this year at this position.
Miami Dolphins
12-4, 2015 2nd in East
The Dolphins were 2-14 in 2013 before new GM Bill took you pair Seth Rogers with the young Medrano and you get
over the team. They went 8-8 in 2014 and 12-4 last one of the top secondary in the league.
year so it could very well be their time this year. Bill is
also known to be one of the top game planner around. Their weak spot is wide receiver obviously and the oline
is questionable too. Bill could work around that but Troy
Biggest loss Smith and McFadden can’t do it all alone.
Linebacker Clint Ingram. He slowed down a little the All in all, I think the Dolphins are the favorites to win the
last couple of years, but he’s a long time Dolphins that division. No real weakness on defense and the Smith –
will be missed on the defensive squad. McFadden combo to run the offense.
Biggest acquisition
Draft
Biggest losses
It has to be the loss of Wes Welker, Troy Williamson and Jericho
Cotchery. I’d like to tell you who’s gonna catch the ball at WR
this year but I don’t know. Huge loss for them.
Biggest acquisition
No doubt, linebacker Andy Garcia is their biggest acquisition.
He was signed in free agency to a 2 years 41 millions dollars. The Patriots are Americas Team
He’s joining Dennis Franz and DeMico Ryans in a good
Morris had good seasons last year and their offensive line
linebacker group.
is good enough to help them do that again. On defense,
with DT Darryl Clark and the Franz / Garcia combo at
Draft
linebacker, the Pats will be tough to run against. It could
They tried to find the next Tom Brady in the 1st with Marshall
be harder against the pass since that beside WLB
Vautier. The Purdue product was very good in college and
Caldwell, there’s no real pass rusher there. So stopping
impressed Pats GM in the combine. I’m not sure about him but
the pass will be the cornerback’s job and the Pats have a
we should learn more about him during training camp. In later
very strong group there. Cromartie and Hall are not
rounds, I like the Alvin Austin pick in the 4th. The defensive end
getting any younger but still have a year or 2 in them.
from Auburn seems like a future sack machine.
Their biggest strength is without a doubt their GM so the
Strengths and weaknesses
weaknesses I mentioned before could very well doesn’t
Even if there’s a lot of doubters about Gutierrez, I think he’s
mean a lot because of that. But he can’t do everything
good enough to do the job at QB, but the problem is : Who’s
for the team and the lack of talent at WR could be very
gonna catch the ball. I think the top receiver right now is Wade
hard to overcome for them this year. I just can’t bet
Dilly and it’s not a good news. I think this passing attack could
against Bear so even if I have a lot of doubts about his
struggle a little bit this year. On the other hand, Dilly and
team, I still think he’ll compete for the division.
Biggest loss
3 of the 4 biggest free agent contracts were given to
former New York Jets. They lost DT Earl Hansen, ILB Andy
Garcia, Darren McFadden and a couple more. Most of
them were 8 year vet or more but the Jets could’ve had
some value for these guys.
Biggest acquisition
I was saying that 3 of the 4 biggest FA offer were made to
former Jets. Well, the other one was signed by the Jets
to a crazy 2 years 75 millions deal. CB Louie Bruce signed
this deal and is joining an awesome secondary. The Jets Secondary is second to none.
Draft
I’m not that excited about their draft this year. They Strengths and weaknesses
picked LB Shane Holbrook at 1.19. He’s talented, but There’s some quality here and there on the defensive
there’s some doubt about his ability. 3rd round pick, side of the ball, but this secondary is crazy.
safety Kelvin Thelwell could be a good one. He seems to Especially the corner position with Aqib Talib,
be good enough in coverage and in run support to start in Broderick Humphrey and Louie Bruce. Probably the
this league. I like his combine numbers. top trio I’ve ever seen. Too bad that safety Julio
Stephenson is dealing with hip problems that could
end his career cause this secondary would be
impossible to throw against. They will need this
talent cause there’s nobody to put pressure on the
quarterback.
Jets ownership may have lost a number of quality free agents the past
two off-season’s, and instability in the Front Office is to blame.
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Cincinnati Bengals
6-10, 3rd in East
The Bengals come off a 6-10 season and see the best
young QB in the league Matt Ryan come off a season
ending torn acl injury. He held his ratings and gives the
Bengals hope that a new season is a new start. The
offense is unstoppable when they are all together and
healthy. Monster offensive lineman, monster receivers,
and the potential for a 4,500 to 5,000 yard passing season
in the blink of an eye.