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SCRUBS Spec Script
SCRUBS Spec Script
BY
Martin Jackson
Martin Jackson
Pontiac, MI 48341
Mr.martinjackson@gmail.com
ACT 1
FADE IN
JD
Here’s Mr. Binky Winky. Roar!
JD (VO)
Sometimes as a new parent you can
feel conflicted. Like I would like
nothing more to stay home all day and
play with my son Sam. But as a father
know I have to work to provide for my
kid.
JD
Alright Sam I hope your mother
gets here soon because I am
late for work.
JD
Sorry Sam Mr. Binky Winky has a
phone call.
JD
Hello?
KIM
Hey, JD…um…something came up at
work so I wont be able to pick
up same until this evening.
INT. JD’S APARTMENT
JD
Oh…oh ok.
KIM
I hope that’s ok.
JD
No, that’s great. Give me more
time to do some male bounding
with Sam.
Kim smiles
KIM
Great, I’ll see you later. Bye
JD
Bye.
JD
Well Sam this is where daddy
works. Now I want you to act
right because daddy is a really
respected man around here.
JANITOR
Hey what’s that?
JD
What’s what?
JANITOR
That? That weird small humanoid
monkey like thing.
JD
This is my son.
JANITOR
Oh…it’s a baby
JD
Yeah
JANITOR
Hold it.
JD
What now?
JANITOR
I can’t let you go in there.
Not with that.
JD
Why?
JANITOR
Because it’s a small child and
little children are messy. You
know who they’ll expect to
cleanup that mess?
JANITOR
Me and what makes it worst…
kids tend to multiply.
JD
Come on that’s just silly.
JANITOR
No, no once I let you bring
your kid in everyone else will
want to bring theirs and I’ll
never stop cleaning.
JD
It’s not like you actually
clean anything around here
anyway.
JANITOR
Fine but if I see any more of
these things running around
here I’m going to hold you
responsible
TURK
Hey what up JD!
JD
Hey Turk.
TURK
So you brought Sam to work
today.
JD
Yeah Kim had something come up
at work at the last minute and
I couldn’t find a sitter on
such short notice.
ELLIOT
Hey JD can’t talk right now got
to go.
ELLIOT
Hello Mrs. Joco, what seems to
be the problem?
ELLIOT
I’m so sorry.
ELLIOT
What is it mom…I’m at work now
can’t this…I know I am not
getting any younger but…you
already have grandkids, I don’t
see why…ok mom I got to go,
bye.
Elliot quickly turns around with an embarrassed
grin
ELLIOT
I’m so sorry
MRS. JOCO
Now worries, it is a mother’s
place to worry.
ELLIOT
Any way as I was saying…what
brings you here?
THOM
My mom has been acting really
crazy lately. We been to
another doct…
MRS. JOCO
That’s enough Thom. Why don’t
you wait outside.
THOM
But mom
ELLIOT
Wait. Did you say you have
been to a doctor already?
THOM
Yes, she has
MRS. JOCO
Yes that is what my last doctor
said.
ELLIOT
Well it does seem unlikely, so,
um I’ll run some test. Ok?
DR. COX
Glad that you could finally
make it Maryann.
JD
Sorry I’m late I needed to find
a sitter for same…
DR. COX
And it looks like you took the
job. But before you go and pop
popcorn and call your boyfriend
to come over to make out on the
couch after you send the brats
to bed early, I need you…
JD (VO)
Did I hear him right? Did he
say he needs me? At long last
Dr. Cox will me the validation
I have been looking for.
INT. LIVING ROOM (DREAM)
Dr. Cox takes a few puffs from his pipe and gets
up from his chair and walks over to JD
DR. COX
JD I have to tell you…you’re
like a son to me.
JD
Golly gee! Really?
DR. COX
Yes…
Dr. Cox hands JD a golden stethoscope
DR. COX
…and I would like you to
fallow in my footsteps. Is
that ok with you…son?
JD
I would be proud to.
JD
That’s horrible. Do you know
if there where a lot of kids
injured?
DR. COX
We don’t know yet but I guess
we’ll find out any minute now.
JD
Hi guys.
BOON
Um…hi Doctor Dorian.
JOSEPHINE
You heard about the school bus
doctor Dorian? I hope no
little kids where hurt
Josephine pauses
JOSEPHINE
On the other hand I hope we get
some cool injuries to work on.
BOON
Yeah.
JD (VO)
It’s interesting how being a
parent can change your views on
things. For example seven
years ago I would just be as
excited if I heard news like
this. Not because I was cruel
but as a medical intern you
can’t help but be excited at
the chance to interesting new
cases.
JD
But as parent you can’t but to
think how you feel if that was
your kid.
ACT II
DR. COX
I take it that these are the
victims of the school bus
crash.
LLOYD
Yep.
JD
Hey Lloyd I thought you where a
Delivor guy.
LLOYD
Yeah but I’m now driving an
ambulance to make ends meet in
these tough economic times. I
mean the price of shrooms
aren’t getting cheaper.
LLOYD
Speaking of delivery, I need
someone to sign for these
DR. KELSO
Look I know everyone his a bit
Glade that this accident was as
we originally heard but giving
that this a hosiptial and not a
nursery school I suggest that
you attend to are paying
patents. That is unless you
want to spend the rest of your
day doing nothing but finger
painting…
JD raises hand
JD
Ooo I…
DR. KELSO
…instead of drawing a paycheck.
JD
Never mind.
JD
I kinda have mouth to feed.
DR. KELSO
That’s the spirit sport.
Nothing like having a family
to kill a man’s youthful viger.
JD turns to Turk
JD
Can you imagine Turk in a few
years Sam and Izzy will be
about these kids age.
OLD MAN
Give me back my cane!
TURK
Ah man.
JD
I’m sure it wont be this bad.
Plus maybe are kids can go to
same schools and be best
friends.
JD
Wouldn’t that be cool Dr. Cox?
Sam, Izzy and little JD growing
up to be best buds.
JD
I don’t know I think it would
be cool.
SAM
Hi, Izzy. Hi, JD.
IZZY
Hi, Sam.
JENNIFER DILLION
How many times do I have to
You, Samitha ? Don’t call me
JD!
IZZY
(scorning Jennifer Dillion)
Now don’t go treating Bambi
like that.
Janitor
JANITOR
Ah huh, kids don’t multiply.
What do you call this?
JD
You can’t believe that all
these kids are here became of
my baby
JANITOR
Mmmm hmmm he’s like one of
those little lizard like things
in those Gremlins movies
JD
Don’t call my son a gremlin.
TURK
I don’t know. He does short of
looks like Gizmo.
JANITOR
And because of you I just had
to mop up a puddle of pee.
JANITOR
And I warned you what I would
to you if I had to clean up
after children.
TURK
Oh my god!
Turk nudges JD
JD
Wha?
TURK
I think that girl need urgent
attention.
JD
Are you ok?
TURK
Dude, she has a skateboard in
her head.
SKATER GIRL
I’m ok I just have a headache.
TURK
Don’t worry, we’ll take a look
at you imedetly.
JD
Yes, I’m Doctor Dorian, this is
Doctor Turk and this
ELLIOT
Hello Mrs. Joco, I just went
over your test results and I am
sorry to say that it looks like
your last doctor was correct.
You do have type three
Gaucher’s.
ELLIOT
Um I understand that the treat
is rather expensive but I am
sure ther is a way we can work
something out, Um…I’ll…I’ll be
right back.
DR. COX
Alright I’ll give a cookie to
the person who can correctly
give me the reason why sleepy
beauty here is in the state he
is in and indangered the lives
of a bunch of little kids.
BOON
Uh he bumbed his head?
Dr. Cox places his hand to the back of his head
and sighs
BOON
Er…it would explain the bump on
his head.
DR. COX
Of course giving that he passed
out and crashed the bus I am
sure he had plenty of time to
get bumps and scratches. No I
you to do some test and see if
there are any drugs or alchol in
his system.
DR. KELSO
Listen Perry Mr Coboltsac is
here for is annual drainage.
I don’t have to tell what a big
donner Mr. Coboltsac is to the
hospital. But if you didn’t
know Mr. Coboltsac hates
children and today we seem to
an aboundence of demonic little
brats that are turning Sacred
Heart apocalyptic playground
jungle. And so I’m going to
need to watch those brats.
DR. COX
I’m sorry Bob-O, but in case
you haven’t realized in your
old age that I’m a doctor and
not some 16 year old
babysitter.
DR. KELSO
Frankly, I could give a hell of
beans what you think your job
is, I write the checks and if
you want to see one with your
name on it you’ll do as I say.
Dr. Cox looks at Dr. Kelso in frustration, he
wants to say something but can’t spit out the
words so he stroms away
TURK
I’ll be honest giving that the
skateboard is lodge in the
middle of the brain surgery
will be very difficult.
JD (V.O)
It must be tough on a parent
when soemthing effects their
childs well being. It’s not
like a parent doesn’t think
about their child’s future
all the time
IZZY
What up Sam? What up Jennifer
Dillon?
SAM
Hey Izzy, isn’t it great that
we all made it to the same
school. Wouldn’t it be cool if
graduate med school together
and end up working in the same
hospital.
JENNIFER DILLON
No! why do I keep popping up
with you losers.
EXT. SACRED HEART
IZZY
Hell yeah! Now, that’s what I’m
talking about.
JENNIFER DILLON
My god, who’s nightmare is
this?
JD
I’m sorry I have to go. But
doctor Turk can explain
everything you need to know.
DR. COX
Look here, Maeko I need you to
watch play with your peers
while daddy goes and does grown
folks work.
JD
Why me I got my own patients to
look at.
DR. COX
Well I figure with your son
being here was your way of
crying out that you wanted to
work people at your emotional
level. So here you go.
Speaking of your son where is
the little bastard?
DR. COX
Ok. Oh, and don’t worry Ted is
also helping out.
TED
Hi JD, you know my band? We’ve
been keeping the children
entertained by singing theme
songs from 80’s kid shows.
TED
Hit it fellas.
ELLIOT
Hey JD, listen I don’t really
know what to do I have this
patient who has a disease that
cost half million a year to
cure.
JD is about to say something when…
THOM
Hey, are you talking about my
mom?
ELLIOT
oh, um…n…n…no…ah, yes.
THOM
Don’t worry I called my sister
and she said that she will
cover it.
ELLIOT
Oh that’s great!
MRS. JOCO
I will not have that hussy
anywhere near my family.
TURK
Where have you been for the
last few hours JD?
JD
Sorry but Dr. Cox had me watch
the kids from the bus crash.
TURK
What, why couldn’t you just get
Leonard the security guard to
watch over them?
JD
I try that…I think the kids
where afraid of the hook.
TURK
Oh, um get Ted.
TODD
Don’t worry as a doctor I can
assure you that your kid is
just fine but you look a little
ill and could use a quick shot
of…
TODD
Vitamin Todd
TODD
Ok it seems I’ve made a
misdiagnosis
TURK
Never mind. Just an intern to
do it.
BOON
His the bus driver’s medical
records sir
DR. COX
Good morning sleeping, do you
mind telling me why you would
take job that will end up
endangering the lives of little
children because of the fact
that you are a narcoleptic?
BUS DRIVER
Hey, I needed the cash.
DR. COX
Oh for Pete’s sake and all this
time I could have worked on
trying to save decent people’s
lives, like crooks, dope
dealers and republicans but
instead I had to spend my day
solving the mystery of the
sleepy douche bag bus driver.
JD
Hey doctor Cox I was just I
need an intern to…
DR. COX
Yeah, yeah whatever newbie.
JOSEPHINE
Oh love little kids.
TURK
Good because we have an
assignment for you to do…
(whispering)
and after this I’m sure you’ll
still kids anymore
JOSEPHINE
What?
TURK
Oh nothing.
JD
We just need you to watch this
kids.
TURK
Bye.
JOSEPHINE
Wait, didn’t you guys just
Leave?
JD
Yes, we are just their after
images. They left so quick
your eyes are reading it like
we are still standing here. We
disappear any moment now.
TURK
Bean’s don’t burn in the
kitchen. Fish don’t burn on
the grille.
JD
Where moving on up. To the
east si…
JD
Oh see? Just like I said we’d
fade away.
JOSEPHINE
Ok
JOSEPHINE
Hi there.
JANITOR
Hold it. Kid just vomited all
over the floor and I can’t let
you pass until I clean it up.
JANITOR
And I won’t be able to clean it
up until I get a new mop to
replace this old one.
JD
Why do you need a new mop that
one looks just fine.
JANITOR
What? No this is way past its
expiration date
JANITOR
See, it smiles all sour. No I
need a new mop.
JANITOR
Actually…
JANITOR
…I think I know where I can get
a replacement mop.
JD
Ok let’s see if we figure the
safest way to get that board
out this teenager’s head.
JANITOR
Hold on, since you helped me
cleanup this mess, let me help
you. I feel like I owe ya.
JD
How are you going to help us?
JANITOR
I could just…
JANITOR
…right out of her head.
JD
No, that could kill her
JANITOR
Oh…
JD
That’s silly
JD (VO)
Actually that might be a good
ideal.
JD
Hold on.
INT. HALLWAY
ELLIOT
Mom just because I’m not seeing
a guy right doesn’t mean I’m a
lesbian.
THOM
She’s here.
ELLIOT
You know what mom, I’ll have to
get back to you one that.
THOM
Imee!
IMEE
You’ve grown a lot since the
last time I saw you
IMEE
Are you my mother’s doctor?
ELLIOT
Yes, I’m Mrs. Joco’s doctor.
ELLIOT
Haven’t I seen you two before?
TINISHA
That depends if you ever went
on the internet, watch movies
or TV then yes
IMEE
Tinisha!
IMEE
(to Elliot)
More then likely, I’m a model
slash actress slash
entrepreneur. Now my brother
said something about my mother
needing expensive treatment to
cure her.
ELLIOT
Yes, your mother has Gaucher’s
disease and I’m sorry to say
that the only treatment cost
half a million dollars.
IMEE
That’s no problem
TINISHA
No problem? I don’t know why
you came down here. That woman
has treated you like shit and
you are going to half a million
a year. Half a million!
IMEE
I know but she is my mother.
MRS. JOCO
No, no I don’t want your help
ELLIOT
Look Mrs. Joco I know it not my
place, but disowning your
daughter because she’s gay
isn’t a good thing.
MRS. JOCO
What! I don’t care that my
daughter is gay.
ELLIOT
Oh, I’m sorry.
MRS. JOCO
You don’t what that girl that
was like as a teenage. When
she was a little girl she was
so sweat but she just went wild
drinking and drugs she tore the
family apart.
IMEE
I’m sorry momma, that’s why I
want to offer to pay for this
treatment and to let you know I
have changed over the years.
Mrs. Joco shakes her head and heads back into her
room.
ELLIOT
Uh…wait, your family you should
be acting this way at such a
time
JD (VO)
I think we all care about the
well being of kids
JD (VO)
We want the best for them,
especially
ELLIOT
Mom!
JD (VO)
…even though we might not
always feel that why when we
are talking about are parents.
INT. PATIENTS’ ROOM
JD (VO)
Sometimes we as parents get
disappointed when are children
don’t live up to what we have
in mind for them.
JD (VO)
But we have to under stand they
have their own paths to walk
and even though they might fall
we have to support them on the
way.
JD then sighs
JD (VO)
Even if it hurts you to see
them go.