Match Quotes from 10.

You cant stand around and wait to be

asked to dance.

2014 to the Person

1. I dont know the room number well be
at, cuz. Its somewhere on the sixth floor.
Just go up there and youll smell it.

2. I will always remember today as the

day I cooked dinner, rubbed my eyes, and
then learned that jalapenos are NATURES
PEPPER SPRAY.

3. Lack of transparency is a huge political

advantage. And, basically, call it the
stupidity of the American voter, or whatever,
but basically that was really, really critical
for the thing to pass.

4. Orlando Bloom apparently threw a

punch at Justin Bieber last nightOrlandos
hand was pretty sore today, you know, from
all the high fives he got.

5. We came out of the White House not

only dead broke, but in debt.

6. I cant wait to see my brother suffer

more, and with any luck, if its a girl, then
hell suffer even greater. Id love to see him
try and cope with that.

7. We have always conducted our

relationship privately, and we hope that as
we consciously uncouple and co-parent, we
will be able to continue in the same
manner.

8. Now there are more overweight people

in America than average-weight people. So
overweight people are now average. Which
means youve met your New Years
resolution.

9. We need to be cautious about what we

say in emails.
Match Quotes from 10. You cant stand around and wait to be
asked to dance.

2014 to the Person

1. I dont know the room number well be
at, cuz. Its somewhere on the sixth floor.
Just go up there and youll smell it.

2. I will always remember today as the

day I cooked dinner, rubbed my eyes, and
then learned that jalapenos are NATURES
PEPPER SPRAY.

3. Lack of transparency is a huge political

advantage. And, basically, call it the
stupidity of the American voter, or whatever,
but basically that was really, really critical
for the thing to pass.

4. Orlando Bloom apparently threw a

punch at Justin Bieber last nightOrlandos
hand was pretty sore today, you know, from
all the high fives he got.

5. We came out of the White House not

only dead broke, but in debt.

6. I cant wait to see my brother suffer

more, and with any luck, if its a girl, then
hell suffer even greater. Id love to see him
try and cope with that.

7. We have always conducted our

relationship privately, and we hope that as
we consciously uncouple and co-parent, we
will be able to continue in the same
manner.

8. Now there are more overweight people

in America than average-weight people. So
overweight people are now average. Which
means youve met your New Years
resolution.

9. We need to be cautious about what we

say in emails.
a. Amy Poehler, actress
b. Jay Leno, former late-night host
c. Gwyneth Paltrow, actress
d. Hilary Clinton, former Secretary of State
e. Jimmy Fallon, late-night TV host
f. Jonathan Gruber, health economist
g. Justin Timberlake, singer/actor
h. Lois Lerner, former top IRS official
i. Prince Harry of the United Kingdom
j. Snoop Dogg, rapper
k. Taylor Swift, singer/songwriter
a. Amy Poehler, actress
b. Jay Leno, former late-night host
c. Gwyneth Paltrow, actress
d. Hilary Clinton, former Secretary of State
e. Jimmy Fallon, late-night TV host
f. Jonathan Gruber, health economist
g. Justin Timberlake, singer/actor
h. Lois Lerner, former top IRS official
i. Prince Harry of the United Kingdom
j. Snoop Dogg, rapper
k. Taylor Swift, singer/songwriter