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Grads 2017 Duologues
Grads 2017 Duologues
MR. COX: Class, Ive asked Megan to come to the front andread her essay.
MEGAN: But Im not finished with my essay, Mr. Cox.
MR. COX: Of course youre not finished. Thats why were working on them in class all week.
Now everyone be quiet and listen. Megan.
MEGAN: Mr. Cox, I cant. Its not in order. Its mostly just notes.
MR. COX: Of course it is, Megan. A rough draft is just the beginning. You must first gather
your thoughts. But please, let the class have a sample of the essay youre working so hard on.
MEGAN: Could you call on someone else instead?
MR. COX: Why? Look at all the notes you have! Youve been working so hard! Hold up your
papers, Megan. Class, look how much she has written! Go ahead, Megan.
MEGAN: But its really rough. Id say its a rough roughdraft.
MR. COX: Thats fine. Its not your complete sentences Im concerned about. I want the class
to understand how important it is to gather as much information as possible and stay focused on
your subject. So please
MEGAN: Could I wait until tomorrow?
MR. COX: (Laughing.) Of course not, Megan. Tomorrow is Saturday. We wont be here.
MEGAN: Oh yeah.
MR. COX: Go ahead.
MEGAN: Could I go to the bathroom first?
MR. COX: You can wait.
MEGAN: You know what? My writing is so sloppy. I can hardly read it myself.
MR. COX: I understand, Megan. When I feel passionate about a subject, my thoughts are faster
than my hand!
MEGAN: Mr. Cox.
MR. COX: Yes?
MEGAN: I need to tell you something.
MR. COX: Yes?
MEGAN: See, I really get nervous when I stand in front of people.
MR. COX: Oh really?
MEGAN: Its true! Id call it stage fright.
MR. COX: What a shame! Well Megan, maybe I could help you transfer out of Mrs. Griffiths
drama class.
MEGAN: What?
MR. COX: Thats not fair to stick you into a class you absolutely hate. And its obvious you
dont have any talent in that area. Take it from me, Megan, drama is not your thing.
MEGAN: But...
MR. COX: But perhaps you could use that period to be my teachers assistant.
MEGAN: But...
MR. COX: Yes! A wonderful idea! Ill talk to the counselor about it this afternoon.
MEGAN: But...
MR. COX: I understand. Believe me, I do. Give me your paper and Ill read it for you. We
wouldnt want you to experience stage fright.
MEGAN: Thats okay. Ill...uh...do my best, Mr. Cox.
MR. COX: All right, Megan. Go ahead.
MEGAN: (She looks at her paper. A pause.) Although there are almost as many definitions of
poetry as there are poets, there is no simple way to define poetry. Poems can
be written in many different forms and styles, on many different subjects and many different
emotions.
MR. COX: (Clapping.) What wonderful Improvisation!
MEGAN: Excuse me?
MR. COX: For someone who panics in front of an audience, you just acted out a wonderful
performance!
MEGAN: I did?
MR. COX: Forget getting out of drama, Megan. I was
wrong. You are definitely an actress!
MEGAN: I am?
MR. COX: (Snatches paper from Megan.) Now that your acting abilities have been proven,
lets see about your writing abilities. (Reading her paper.) Dear Ashley, How are you? Im
sitting here in Mr. Coxs class. BORING! Im supposed to be working on my stupid essay. Ha,
ha, if only he had a clue. (Stops reading and looks at MEGAN.)
MEGAN: (Dramatically.) Oh Mr. Cox, Im so sorry! Really! Ill never write notes in your class
again! Promise!
MR. COX: Thank you, Megan. And I promise to let you work on your essay everyday this week
after school for two hours.
MEGAN: TWO HOURS?
MR. COX: Not enough time?
MEGAN: But I have drama after school!
MR. COX: Oh Megan, Id say your drama skills are quite good. But its your essay that needs
help. Because right now youre failing.
MEGAN: Failing?
MR. COX: Maybe its my boring class. But dont worry, Megan, well stay in here every day
for as long as it takes.
MEGAN: Great.
MR. COX: You may take your seat now.
THE EXCUSE
CAST: MS. PEIDMONT and CHRISTOPHER
SETTING: A school office.
MOM: A ZERO?
SON: Sorry, Mom.
MOM: SORRY?
SON: It happens.
MOM: IT HAPPENS?
SON: I mean, it wont happen again. Really.
MOM: Youre right! Because your life is over! As of now!
SON: What?
MOM: But look at the bright side. At least you have a parent who cares.
SON: Terrific.
MOM: And since you wont be able to watch TV, talk on the phone or go anywhere, you can
study, study, study.
SON: Great.
MOM: In fact, this will be fun.
SON: Fun? FUN?
MOM: We can spend more time together. I can even help you with your homework.
SON: Mom, please!
MOM: Itll be like the good old days when you were in elementary. Remember?
SON: Mom, I know my multiplication tables and they dont give us spelling tests in high
school.
MOM: Son, I know that! But I can check your work, quiz you, offer suggestions...
SON: Can I make a suggestion?
MOM: Of course.
SON: Mom, give me one more chance! Please! I promise Ill bring up my grades! And Ill
never, ever make another zero again!
MOM: Nice try, but your chances are up. No more warnings and no more threats. Its time for
your punishment. From now on you will eat, breathe and live for your studies.
SON: But Mom, Ive opened my eyes! I see how important my grades are. And when I look at
that zero, well, my heart just plops down on the floor. It crushes me, Mom. Believe me, itll
never happen again!
MOM: Im so glad. Why, maybe youll even make straight As this next six weeks. Wouldnt
that be a miracle?
SON: It could happen, Mom. I believe it could happen. From now on, I intend to be very
dedicated to my school work. Concentrate in every class, study everyday...
MOM: Im so proud of you, son. Youve finally realized how important it is to apply yourself
and make good grades. My son...soon youll be on the National Honor Society!
SON: Thatll be me, Mom! National Honor Society, here I come!
MOM: Great! Well...go study.
SON: Mom, Im supposed to meet the guys for basketball in fifteen minutes.
MOM: Well, go call them and tell them you cant go. Theyll understand that your grades are
more important.
SON: Mom!
MOM: And if they dont, so what? At least you do! They can just stay outside all day and play
basketball, but you... youre headed for the Honor Society! Im just so proud!
SON: But Mom, couldnt I get started after the basketball game? I hate to disappoint the guys.
MOM: Honey, I hate to disappoint you, but...IF YOU DONT GET IN THERE AND START
STUDYING IM GOING TO SCREAM!
THE END
THE SURPRISE
LITTLE SISTER
CAST: DAUGHTER and MOTHER
STUPID LOOKS
CAST: JENNIFER and STEPHANIE
THE MESSAGE
CAST: MRS. HOPKINS and BEVERLY
SETTING: Outside a classroom.
A LITTLE EXERCISE
CAST: CHUCK and DANNY
SETTING: A park.
(AT RISE: CHUCK is jogging in place as DANNY enters.)
DOUBLE DATE
CAST: ANDREW and GRANDPA
SETTING: ANDREWS house.
THE RIDE
CAST: BOB and SID
SETTING: An amusement park.
(AT RISE: BOB and SID are standing in line for a ride.)
DISCO FEVER
CAST: TYLER and JEFFREY
GUESS WHY
CAST: JAMES and BRYAN
SETTING: Outside Bryans house.
JAMES: Bryan, what is going on with you? This afternoon in Smiths class, I threw four
pencils, two erasers and a dozen paper wads at your head and you just sat there. Didnt move.
Didnt turn around. Whats wrong?
BRYAN: Man, what a day!
JAMES: What? Tell me!
BRYAN: I dont even know what to tell you.
JAMES: How about whats upsetting you?
BRYAN: Oh, lets see... My mom grounded me for a week! So...there goes our double date with
Melissa and Rachel this weekend.
JAMES: Whoa! Wait a minute! It may not be a double date this weekend, but Rachel and I are
still on!
BRYAN: Man! After weeks of begging, pleading and practically bribing Melissa for a date, I
have to cancel because Im grounded!
JAMES: What a bummer.
BRYAN: And I hope Rachel still goes with you.
JAMES: Why do you say that? You HOPE she still goes with me?
BRYAN: Well, Melissa said that Rachels mom wont let her go on dates alone yet. So thats
why Melissa agreed to date me because her best friend wanted to date you. But now...since we
cant go, Im afraid...
JAMES: Thanks a lot, Bryan!
BRYAN: Hey, Im sorry.
JAMES: So, what did you do to get grounded for a week?
BRYAN: My mom hasnt told me yet.
JAMES: You mean your mom grounded you for a week and she didnt even tell you why?
BRYAN: Yep. All she said was, Guess.
JAMES: Youre supposed to guess why youre in trouble?
BRYAN: Thats what she said. And Mom looked kinda eerie, too. Smiling at me like this and
saying Guess.
JAMES: What did you say?
BRYAN: Nothing. Shes giving me until tonight to tell her why Im grounded.
JAMES: Man! What if you guess the wrong thing?
BRYAN: Thats what Im afraid of. Ill say one thing and itll be another, then Ill be grounded
for TWO weeks!
JAMES: Man! What if she makes you keep guessing until you get it right?
BRYAN: Then I might be grounded for a year!
JAMES: What do you think it is?
BRYAN: I dont know. Thats why I came over here. I thought you could help me out.
JAMES: Your mom let you come over to my house when youre grounded?
BRYAN: No stupid! I snuck out!
JAMES: Well, no wonder.
BRYAN: No wonder what?
JAMES: No wonder youre grounded.
BRYAN: So, what do you think it could be?
JAMES: Hmmm...missing your curfew?
BRYAN: I was grounded for that last week.
JAMES: Hmmm...not cleaning your room?
BRYAN: Its clean.
JAMES: Think...think...think.... Did you do something bad?
BRYAN: Obviously or I wouldnt be grounded for a week!
JAMES: But what?
BRYAN: What did she find out?
JAMES: Can you think of anything youve done lately that you shouldnt have?
BRYAN: Sure!
JAMES: How many?
BRYAN: One...two...three...four...five...six...seven...
JAMES: BRYAN! Thats a lot of bad things youre doing!
BRYAN: But which one did Mom find out about?
JAMES: I dont know, but if you ask me, you deserve to be in trouble.
BRYAN: James, how can you say that?
JAMES: Well, you shouldnt be doing all that stuff to get into trouble. Your poor mom.
BRYAN: MY POOR MOM? Thanks, James!
JAMES: Bryan, I think you better go home before your mom realizes youre not there.
BRYAN: Yeah, youre probably right.
JAMES: And Ill call Melissa and break the bad news to her for you.
BRYAN: Great.
JAMES: And maybe if I can get Danny to take your place with Melissa, Rachel and I can still
go on our double date.
BRYAN: Danny? Youd do that to me? Leave me at home while Danny fills in for me?
JAMES: Bryan, Id rather you be with us, but...
BRYAN: But Im grounded! AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY!
JAMES: Hey, maybe if you can stay out of trouble you can go next weekend.
BRYAN: Unless Melissa has such a wonderful time with Danny and she insists on the four of
you going again!
JAMES: Well, if that happens, you can bring a different date and we can triple.
BRYAN: Oh goody.
JAMES: So, just let me know.
BRYAN: Let you know what?
JAMES: What you did. Why youre grounded.
BRYAN: I wish I knew why.
JAMES: Hey Bryan, isnt that your mom walking over here?
BRYAN: OH NO! HIDE ME! (Gets behind JAMES.)
JAMES: Its too late. She already saw you.
BRYAN: (Still hiding.) Im dead now!
JAMES: At least youll know why this time.
SNAP OUT OF IT
CAST: SHAWN and BRANDON
JACK: Oh no!
FRANK: Whats wrong?
JACK: Look! (Lifts up his shoe.)
FRANK: Way to go, Jack!
JACK: And these are new shoes!
FRANK: Wipe it off.
JACK: Im trying!
FRANK: It stinks.
JACK: Well, I wonder why?
FRANK: Why cant dogs do that somewhere else?
JACK: Where? Theyre dogs!
FRANK: I dont know. Behind a bush.
JACK: Thats where I stepped in it. Behind a bush.
FRANK: Well, maybe you should watch where youre walking.
JACK: I was following you!
FRANK: I hope I didnt... (Looks at the bottom of his shoe.) Oh no!
JACK: You too?
FRANK: I did the same thing!
JACK: You did it first because I was following you.
FRANK: (Wiping his shoe.) Of all days!
JACK: Man, it stinks!
FRANK: Bad!
JACK: We need to find a water hose.
FRANK: We dont have time! The wedding starts in...
(Looks at watch.) In five minutes!
JACK: And we smell like dog poop!
FRANK: We could always forget it.
JACK: We? Youre the one whos getting married! Im just the best man!
FRANK: But its not a real wedding. Just a mock one. Why is Mrs. Edwards making us do this
anyway?
JACK: (Mocking.) To learn the responsibilities of adulthood.
FRANK: This is stupid! I hate that homemaking class. Why did we take it?
JACK: We thought it would be easy. No one said we had to get married, learn to budget money,
cook and have kids!
FRANK: Jack, you stink.
JACK: Frank, you stink, too!
FRANK: It was your idea to walk to that burger joint before class. Now Im going to marry
Becky and shell have to hold her nose.
JACK: (Laughing.) Try not to take it personally, Frank. Remember, this is just a MOCK
WEDDING.
FRANK: I dont care! I dont want to get married! Im too young!
JACK: Tell me about it. I got married last week to Angela. All we ever do is fight over how
many kids were going to have and how to budget our money. Its a pain. A real
pain. Do you think Mrs. Edwards would let us get a divorce?
FRANK: Dont count on it. Shed probably send you to mock counseling first.
JACK: Youre right.
FRANK: You know, if this wedding is supposed to mimic real life, then I say I should have the
option to back out. Not show up.
JACK: Its a thought. Except Mrs. Edwards might give you a zero for the day.
FRANK: Please! I get a zero for not getting married?
JACK: Probably.
FRANK: Jack, we stink!
JACK: True.
FRANK: And I dont want to get married!
JACK: Cant blame you.
FRANK: So Im bailing out! And youre coming with me.
JACK: Where are we going?
FRANK: To my house to watch television. Ill just tell Mrs. Edwards that I got cold feet.
JACK: You mean stinky feet.
FRANK: And I made you come with me because...because youre my best friend.
JACK: Wait! We cant do this!
FRANK: Why not?
JACK: And break Beckys heart? Shes been your girlfriend for six months! Do you think shes
going to be very happy with you if you dont show up? I mean, the girls have been very excited
about this stupid mock wedding thing.
FRANK: Youre right. And if I dont show up for our wedding, Becky will dump me. But Jack,
just the thought of getting married...my stomach hurts, and look at the sweat dripping from my
forehead.
JACK: Not to mention that you stink.
FRANK: (Pushes him.) Hey, you stink, too!
JACK: Ive got it! Lets run to the locker room and grab our gym shoes. Thatll solve our stinky
problem.
FRANK: And what do you suggest for my nerves?
JACK: Take some deep breaths...And repeat after me...This is not a real wedding...This is not a
real wedding...
FRANK: This is not a real wedding...This is not a real wedding...Jack
JACK: Yeah?
FRANK: If I ever decide to get married for real, will you do me a favor?
JACK: What?
FRANK: Knock me into my senses!
JACK: You got it. Come on lets go!