( scene is set in a office setting)

( god character shayad ek sardar guy play kar sakta haitoh uske hisab se dialouge likha haivo
change kar sakte hai badme)

God(on phone) : Haan jaan, kaisi ho?, haan khana kha liahaan makkhan tasty tha are haan vo
boost manga lena khatam hogyachaolo badme baat kartakuch client prathna leke aaye hai

(banda ek thoda aggressive hokar andar aake seat pe baith te hai)

guy 1: ohh hello! prathna leke nhi, complaint leke aaye haimanager kaun hai yahajyada time
pass nhi karna manager ko bulau

god: are main hi head hun, i am god

guy2: (surprised) godsardaar???

god: kyu! nhi ho sakta,

guy 1: (hadbadate hue) are yeh sab chodo .sir yeh batao kis baat ka badla le rhe ho humse?
sare sardar jokes ka badla lene ka plan mujhse hi hai?

god: are chahte kya ho saaf saaf bolovaha america me donald trump kya kam bakchodi kar rha
hai jo haha tum shuru hogye

1st guy: sir sharam nhi aati aapko , 20 saal ke hogye ladke. aaj bhi single ghum rhe hai.. aap
bataiye hamari galti kya hai...log kehte hai bhagwan ne sabke liye koi na koi banaya haubanaya
hai toh banake africa chod aaye mil wa bhi toh.koi toh humse bhi jyada desperate aur badsurat
ladki hogi.

god: ladki bhi main patau tumhare lie abpoonam pandey ko twitter pe taadne se fursat mile tab
toh milegi ladki

guy 1: gf nhi deni na do poonam pandey ka naam izzat se lio.aur ladki patane ki jaha tak baat
hai.yeh tond(tummy) aur face dekeupar se garib banane ke baad bol rhe ho ladki kyu nhi
patate ..itna toh bache khilone se nhi khelte jitna aap hamari feelings ke sath khel rhe ho. har saal
valentines day pe sideline pe baithke dusre players ko double..tripple century marte hue dekhte
hai...hamara man nhi karta ki hum kam se kam jake half century hi marle.

(2nd guy enters)

2nnd guy: are kaha centuryhar saal yorker pe bowled hote aaye hai bas.sir kya jarurat ki thi
zindagi me aise jehar gholne kiacha khasa maze me single life ji rha thajab chaha chale gye
daru pinekisi ko gift vagarah dene ka chakkar nhi.bathroom se aao toh kai bar hath bhi dhone
ki jarurat niab pehle hath dho fir seat niche karoaur fir dobara haath dhohar waqt dar ke
saaye me ji rha hun mainki kab kaunsi teen saal purani baat ko lekar gf ladne wali hai mujhse.

1st guy: toh jo park me baith kar chaukke chakke maar rhe hote ho uska kyayeh logo ko pata
nhi kya chul hai valentines day pe park me aake PDA karne ki.yeh kaam vo ghar pe bhi kar
sakte hai.lekin nhiyeh pyar nhi kar rhe hote log park me hans rhe hote hai hum singles pe
ki dekho garib logo aisi hoti hai gf.

2nd guy: haan fir shiv sena aur police wale jo gand me dande marte hai fir uska kya.3 din tak
kasam se baith nhi paya apni gand pe main. aur valentines week ki toh tum baat hi chod doitni
toh bangladesh ke gdp nhi haijitna karcha gf pe kavati hai.. chocolate dayteddy day..loda
daylehsun day.itne gift apni maa ko die hote na aajtaksaalo tak sabse taarif karti mer

1st guy: sir ise nhi chaiye toh mujhe dedomain sambhal lunga

god: yaha exchange offer thodi chala rha hun mainjo tujhe dila du ( gusse me ab)

( dono ek saath bol rhe hote kuchshor sa macha rhe hote hai suddenly god chilata hai

god: saari meri galti hai.jise bandi na do vo pareshan aur jise dedo vo bhi pareshansare
amitabh ki tarah ghanta pakad ke aajte aaj khush toh bhut honge tumkabhi meri feeling ke
baare me socha hai? i am god for god sake.(gusse me)

(yeh last vala dialouge lamba hoga.isseyeh sirf idea dene ke liye hai)

( dono bande darte hue)

guy1: dara kyu rhe hoo..pyar se bolo na