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MFO 51 Toilet Paper: "Petey" EATS Burrows
MFO 51 Toilet Paper: "Petey" EATS Burrows
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Editors Corner
Classified Ads
Classic lines and ocean view!!
This fixer‐upper boasts cen‐
tral air (holes in walls), open
air bathing, and a corner
hole to poop in. Add a camp
stove, color tv, and a mat‐
tress on the floor and you
have a Bedouin castle of your
very own!! Call Bubba now
Flexibility is the Key!!
Like new, 2005 Chevy Twelve‐ They keep saying to be
for more information!!
Passenger van. Only driven to Sail the seas in style. This flexible and work hard. I
temple once a week. New 28”
find it interesting that
bargain of a boat is for there are so many situa-
Chrome Rims and some cool sale or rent in the harbor tions here at Disneyland to
decal work on each door. be flexible about, but
near OP 3‐D. Come down
Drive Right can be disabled when asked to do the same
now and take a look at
and can be equipped with an regarding MWR and
optional main gun mount. her. Pirate flag and all Schoolwork, there seems
Contact Hymie Schwartz for sails included. Contact to be a very rigid re-
details. Will accept sheckles Malachi the Pirate in Old sponse. I only hope that a
certain situation will get
or will trade for used Humvee Sharm today for a test
resolved to everyone’s
or Silverado. Meet at McD’s. drive. L.E. Only!! enjoyment and satisfac-
tion. Happy MWR Period
Ante’s Song Please feel free to
submit your arti‐
to all!!
(to the tune of Paul McCartney’s “Liverpool Orators”) FX Turns Things Around
cles, letters to the It seems that the FX has
editor, pictures, turned over a new leaf.
Let’s find ourselves a Hungarian Bar,
anecdotes, or just Stockpiles of snacks, soda,
Where we can sit to get away from the war, and personal hygiene
a good joke to the
We’ll get a chance to talk about anyone who bothers us. items are plentiful, and
MFO Toilet Paper. more items are on the
We will try to print way!! The electronics are
There’s not much more to life here at the Sinai, every item re‐ still a little “pricey”, but
But there’s enough to make a throat feel dry, all-in-all things are look-
ceived in a timely
ing up. Ice Cream Cooler
So let’s repair to where no one else would care to bother manner and will and all, thanks for picking
us. also be happy to up the slack Lisa!!
add anyone re‐
Halfway Point Reached
sponding to this
Let’s have a drink while we think what to do, Felt like it would never
request to our Pre‐ come, but the halfway
And while we think, we’ll have another drink or two,
ferred Home point has come and gone
for most of us. There is
Email Mailing List.
If everybody stayed serious all knight, still some question of the
Read your exclu‐
fairness of the RIP dates,
Our ten months here would absolutely bite, sive copy of the but for most of us, the
But as it is we don’t, so nothings gonna bother us, MFO TP today! closer we get to the big
We encourage sub‐ rip in the fall, the better.
GO BUCKEYES!! We
Let’s have a drink while we think what to do, missions from cannot wait to greet you
And while we think, we’ll have another drink or two. anyone on camp!! as you get off the bus in a
Thanks, EDITOR few months!!