-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began pestering tentacleTherapist [TT] at 3:49 --

GC: ROS3!
TT: ...Hello!
TT: Trapezi, was it?
GC: T3R3Z1 >:|
TT: Ah! Dreadfully sorry.
GC: 1TS F1N3 BUT ONLY B3C4US3 W3R3 H4T3FR13NDS
TT: I'm so glad that we have this kind of special bond to share.
TT: Any particular reason I'm sharing the pleasure of your company tonight?
GC: OH 1M SO GL4D
GC: B3CU4S3 1M BOR3D >:\
GC: 4ND NO ON3 3LS3 1S ONL1N3
TT: It looks like you're right.
TT: Were you one of the group playing Ragnarok Online with GA, today?
GC: Y3S
GC: 1 TOT4LLY F4NT4ST1C 4T TH4T G4M3
GC: YOU DONT 3V3N KNOW
GC: 1 W4S L1K3 K1LL1NG 3V3RYTH1NG >8D
TT: Skilled in the e-sports, eh?
GC: TOT4LLY
TT: Perhaps you'd accept were I to challenge you to a duel in Quake Live, then?
GC: YOU HUM4NS C4N L34RN 4 TH1NG FROM US TROLLS
GC: J3GUS TH4T G4M3 >:? B33N 4WH1L3 S1NC3 1 PL4Y3D 1T
TT: Are you already making excuses for your devastating loss?
GC: NO
GC: 1 L1K3 MY H4T S1MUL4TOR SHOOT1NG G4M3 MOR3
TT: Not a game I would know?
GC: T34M FORTR3SS TWO
TT: Oh.
TT: I'll have to admit, I'm terrible at that game.
GC: S33 W3 4LL SUCK 4T SOM3TH1NG
GC: H3H3H3
TT: At least my assigned suckage is only in a videogame.
TT: It's nice so be so good at litereally everything else.
GC: B3S1D3S S331NG
GC: WH4T DO 1 SUCK 4T
TT: I'm confused, isn't it you who sucks at seeing?
GC: 1 KNOW
GC: TH4T WH4T 1 JUST S41D
GC: B3S1D3S TH4T ROS3>:!
TT: Oh, I misread you completely.
TT: Maybe I suck at some other things after all.
GC: H3H3H3 >:]
TT: Well, I don't know you very well. Maybe you suck at... tying knots?
TT: It's a very specialized skill.
GC: HMM 1 DONT KNOW
GC: N3V3R R34LLY NOT1C3D
GC: BUT 1 KNOW WH4T 1 DONT SUCK 4T
TT: Don't say trolling.
GC: TH4T 4ND DR4W1NG!
GC: http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/272/d4v34ndjohn.png
GC: 1ll DO YOU N3XT >:D
TT: Can you hear my breath? Can you hear how bated it is becoming?
GC: 1 C4N T4ST3 1T
GC: WHY WH4TS WRONG
TT: What are those rectangles above Luigi's head supposed to be?
GC: JOHNS GL4SS3S DURR
TT: Nothings wrong, I just tremble with palpable eagerness.
TT: And, ah. I thought you were making fun of his eyebrows or something.
GC: H3R3 1M DR4W1NG YOU NOW
TT: Be sure to get my demure side.
GC: http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/9865/ros3.png
GC: DO YOU LOV3 1T >8D
GC: OF COURS3 YOU DO
TT: I'm absolutely blown away by a gale-force wind of flattery.
GC: H3H3H3
TT: I must say I'm impressed that you manage to place the Squiddly doll on the desk.
GC: WH4T
GC: 1 M1SS3D YOUR DR3SS >:?
TT: Oh. Oh, I see.
GC: 1 DONT
TT: It's funny how the mind can seek quality where there is only an abyss.
GC: 1TS FUNNY HOW YOU T4LK L1K3 J1BB3R1SH ROS3
TT: Jibberish was a proud scholar, renowned for his acute vision.
GC: OUCH ROS3 TH4T WOULD OF HURT M3
GC: BUT 1T D1DNT
GC: B3CU4S3 W3R3 FR13NDS 4ND TH4T W4S 4 JOK3 >:]
TT: Good to know that our mutual understanding is unthreatened.
GC: Y3S
GC: W3R3 SO T1GHT
GC: TH3 CLOS3ST 4 TROLL COULD G3T TO 4 HUM4N
TT: Best hatefriends forever, is a phrase I believe you may have employed once.
GC: 1N TH3 FR13NDSH1P L4T3R
GC: FOR3V3R 4ND 3V3R ROS3 >:D
TT: In terms of hitting it off, we're nailing every hole in one.
TT: Only par for the course with good ol' Trapezi.
GC: Y3S!
GC: H3H3H3
GC: SO WH4T 4R3 YOU DO1NG
GC: R1GHT NOW
TT: I was literally just on my way to bed before you messaged me!
GC: OH HOW N1C3 OF YOU TO ST4Y UP 4ND T4LK TO M3
GC: 1M SUR3 NO ON3 3LS3 G3TS TH3 HONOR
TT: And by "bed," I mean "the nearest comfortable looking tuft of sand."
TT: Well, arenicCatnip just pestered me as you said that.
GC: 4R3 YOU ROL3PL4Y1NG W1TH H3R TOO
GC: 1 B3T YOUR3 4N 4W3SOM3 ROL3PL4Y3R
GC: *GC RO4RS M1GHTY1LY 4T TT*
TT: I'm humoring her for the moment.
TT: AC: :33 < *ac saunters in to tt's hive unnoticed* AC: :33 < raaawwwrr! TT: It sure is
nice that my peaceful abode remains undistOH MY GOODNESS AC: :33 < hehehe!
GC: *SH3S SC4R3D 4T F1RST BUT TH3N G41NS SOM3 COUR4G3S*
GC: *SH3 US3S H3R W1Z4RD TR41N1NG 4ND C4STS 4 SP3LL*
GC: *TH3 P1T1FUL BOUNC3S OFF GCS ST33L L1K3 SC4L3S*
TT: Doubling up on the roleplay. Very impressive.
GC: NOT JOIN1NG 1N >:?
TT: *Is completely astounded at her hatefriend's skill in the art of roleplay.*
TT: How was that?
GC: D3C3NT
GC: BUT YOUR3 B31NG 4TT4CK3D BY 4 M1GHT DR4GON
GC: WH4T DO YOU DO???
TT: This could get messy. I urge you to prepare yourself.
TT: *Eaily defeats the might dragon.*
GC: *GC F4LLS ON TH3 GROUND SL41N*
GC: BLUH
GC: YOU N33D 4 B1T MOR3 PR4CT1C3
TT: Perhaps so.
TT: You'll have to fill me in on the finer points sometime.
GC: H3R3 L3T M3 TR41N YOU YOUNG ON3
GC: GO1NG TO B3D NOW >:?
TT: Soon, but not just yet.
TT: I would hate to leave AC so soon!
GC: W3LL L3T M3 T3LL YOU SOOM NOW
GC: YOU H4V3 TO H4V3 FUN FOR ON3
GC: K1LL1NG M3 TH4T F4ST L1K3 TH4T 1S NO FUN 4T 4LL
GC: TWO
GC: M4K3 4 CH4R4CT3R
GC: S33 1M 4 B34UT1FUL DR4GON
GC: WH4T 1S YOUR CH4R4Ct3R
GC: CH4R4CT3R*
TT: Hmm...
TT: How about Senator Dracula Woofwoofenstein?
TT: He's a dog, and a senator, and Dracula!
GC: Y3S T4ST3S GR34T
GC: ST3P THR33
TT: And... possibly German?
GC: OR J3WG1SH
TT: It's a lifelong mystery, since he never knew his fleshparents.
TT: Memories of his mortal life have long since escaped.
GC: WH4T H4PP3N3D
TT: He became Dracula.
GC: HOW OLD 1S H3
TT: Anyway.
TT: Three eternities, in dog years.
TT: What's step three?
GC: UM
GC: 3ROT1C P1NG 1S T3RR1BL3
GC: RP1NG*
GC: DONT 3V3R DO 1T
TT: Affirmative.
GC: 1T RU1NS TH3 SP1R1T OF 1T
TT: It would never have crossed my mind. Senator Dracula WoofWoofenstein is beyond
the pangs of the flesh.
GC: GOOD M1ND ROS3
TT: So, we have a might dragon, and a senator dog dracula.
TT: What's our setting?
GC: HMM
GC: 4N OLD C4STL3
GC: ON 4 STORMY N1GHT
TT: Ok. I'll start.
GC: Y3S 1M SO 3XC1T3D
TT: Senator Dracula WoofWoofenstien is awoke from his thousand years' slumber by the
churnings of unfavorable weather. "There should be a law against storms," he thinks to
himself. "I'll have to bring it up with the senate. Bluh! Woof!"
GC: *GC L3TS OUT 4 SH4RP RO4R 4ND S4YS NO 1 D1S4GR33 STORMS 4R3
V3RY T4ST3Y*
TT: Senator Dracula WoofWoofenstien approaches his window and notices that a might
dragon has taken residence in unbroken mountain wilderness. He begins to pant
uneasily. "What is a dragon doing here?" He asks. "They have officially been declared
an endangered species. Where is the wildlife preservation force?"
GC: *GC SN4RLS 4ND S4YS 1 BURN3D 1T TO 4 CR1SP 4ND 1M H3R3 TO BURN
YOU D13 MONST3R YOU DONT B3LONG 1N TH1S WORLD*
TT: Senator Dracula WoofWoofenstien weighs the value of his life against the number of
votes he would lose from doing battle with an endangered species.
TT: He decides to create a secret task force to perform the necessary demographic
research on the matter.
TT: "Could you get back to me in about six months?" He calls out the stone window.
GC: *GC GROWLS 1N 4NNOY4NC3
GC: *
TT: Senator Dracula WoofWoofenstien lets out a whimpery sound and rubs his paw
against his eye.
GC: *GC S4YS F1N3 YOU W1N TH1S ROUND 4ND FL13S 4W4Y*
TT: Victory!
TT: That was fun. I see what you mean with this roleplaying busisness.
GC: 1 TOLD YOU
GC: ROL3PL4Y W1TH D4V3 FOR M3 TO FR34K H1M OUT >:]
TT: I'll be sure to let you know if that goes down.
TT: For now though, I ought to get that sleep I mentioned.
GC: OK4Y GR34T
GC: GOOD N1GHT ROS3
TT: Until next time, Tra- Tra- Tra.... ummm...
GC: >:D