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Mayberry Newspaper
Mayberry Newspaper
Mayberry Boys Kisses next door to save all the puppies and
kittens. All the animals were returned safely to
By LaShawna Matthews the shops owner, Thelma Lou. Sheriff Andy
Mayberry is home to the new boy band sensation! decided not to charge him with burglary even
The group consists of Opie Taylor, Johnny Paul though the animals were never in any danger. No
Jason, and Trey Bowden. The trios first word yet as to charges for arson. The question on
introduction to Mayberry was in a talent show at everyones mind is, will Otis still be the favorite
Mayberry High School, where they won 1st place. at the Hot Dog Eating Contest at todays State
After taking home the trophy, the Mayberry Boys fair?
decided that they wanted to see if they were good Scandalous School Bake Sale
enough to get a record deal. A few weeks later
they saw an advertisement for auditions for By: Chelsea Ruthe
Americas Got Talent. With the help of Andy
The local elementary school, Mayor Pike
Griffith as their manager, Aunt Bee to make the
Elementary, had their semi-annual bake sale to
costumes, Barney Fife to choreograph, and Otis
raise funds for the new playground. Everyone
Campbell to write a few songs, they were on their
knows that Clara Edwards always makes her
way to New York City for the audition. After the
famous Butter Glaze Bundt Cake for the bake
first broadcast of the show they were signed to the
sale, however this time it caused quite a bit of
top record label in New York, Atlantic Records.
chaos. Clara Edwards had
The Mayberry Boys first album will be released
made one Butter Glaze Bundt
late November and it will include their #1 hit
Cake, for the school's bake
titled Welcome to Mayberry. Atlantic Records
sale, on the same night she
is currently working on a tour schedule so look
made the Secret Surprise
out for the Mayberry Boys coming to a town near
Bundt Cake for the local women's poker night at
you.
the community center.
Fire at the Piggly Wiggly What is so secret about this cake you ask? Clara
Edwards puts a whole fifth of rum in the Secret
By: Heather Nelson
Surprise Bundt Cake. And as you may have
Last night the local grocery store, The Piggly guessed, Ms. Edwards delivered the wrong cake
Wiggly, burned down. to Mayor Pike Elementary.
Otis, the town drunk,
Parents of the students were called to the school
accidentally lit the
on Friday when several students fell asleep and
dumpster on fire behind
other stumbled around class murmuring nonsense
the store. Otis had to
during school hours. She unwittingly sold a rum
relieve himself and decided to urinate behind the
cake to the elementary school kids and their
building. Before relieving himself Otis set his
parents to raise funds for the new playground.
bottle of Bacardi 151 on the dumpster and
accidentally knocked it into the trash receptacle. Embarrassed by the situation Ms. Edwards has
The blaze started when he lit a match to retrieve decided not to comment on the situation. The
the booze from the dumpster. In a drunken panic, local womens poker night founders, Skippy and
Otis frantically broke the window to Sloppy Daphne, claimed they did not know that was the
secret surprise and that they just thought everyone Betrayal, Guns and Renewed
always had a great time at the community center. Loved
Gomer is Fired! By: Tori Beckstead