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1
Ambalam
Tintumon: I love u…
girl: kaalil cherippu undu..
Tintu: “Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla… kayari ponnolu……!!
Tintumon aaaaaaara mon !!

2
Kalyanam
Mintumol: “I love u”
Tintumon: “I love u too”
Mintumol: “Namukku kalyanam kazhikkam”
Tintumon: “Pakshe aru nammale kalyanam kazhikkum???”
3
Wrong answer
Teacher: “If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4
and multiply by 6, what would you get?”
Tintumon: “Wrong answer”

4
Why boys chase girls ?
Mintumol: Ningal boys enthina girls-ne chase cheyyunnathu.
Ningalkkavare Marry cheyyan plan illenkilum.
Tintumon: Pattikal car-inu pirake odunnathu car odikkanano ?

5
Pathra vayna
Pathrathile vartha Tintu mon ingane vayichu: ”Ayyayo K V
sebastian Pottitherichu”
Achan: Manda !! nokki vayikku “110 KV substation Pottitherichu
enna”

6
No freeze liquid
Teacher: ‘Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo’
Tintumon: ‘Chooduvellam’

7
Punishment
Tintumon:”Cheyyaatha kaaryathinu enne shikshikkumo teacher?”
Teacher:”Orikkalumilla.”
Tintumon:”Nalla teacher, njan homework cheythittillaa!!”
8
Track suit
Tintumon was chasing a donkey. But he couldnt catch that. After
sometime he saw one zebra on the way.
Tintumon caught the zebra and told: “panni track suit ittal njan
nine pidikilla ennu karuthiyo?”

9
Best husband
Three Malayali Couples in a Restaurant….
Couple 1 : Husband: “aa sugar ingeduthe Panjare….”
Couple 2 : Husband: “aa liver ingeduthe Karale………”
Upon hearing the above conversation, the third couple started…….
Couple 3: dundu mol : kandille manushya, avarudeyokke sneham.
Angane venam bharthakkanmar aayal!
Then,
Couple 3: Tintumon : aa beef ingeduthe Pothe..!!! :) ))

10
Maths Proof
Exam Qn:
IF 2(l+b)=P;
Prove that 4b=P.
Tintumon :
2(l+b)=P
2(ell+b)=P
2(bone+b)=P
taking ‘b’ comon
2b(one+1)=P
2b(2)=P
4b=P!
Tintumonoda kali

11
Interview
malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon
qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru
abhimukham ezhuthuka
tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..
Njan: namasth teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham
nadathaan vanathaanu
Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.
Njan: shari teacher
kali tintumonnodo???

12
Tharavattil Pirannavan
tintumon :amme njan enganeya undayathu?
amma:mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol ammayum achanum appooppanum enganeya
undayathu?
amma:njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam ellalle

13
Cheetha koottukar
Oru divasam achan tintumonodu: “da nee innale kudichu bodham
illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu”..
tintu: ”ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5
beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne
njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!. :) “

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 Pootum Thakolum
Tintu mon in super market
tintu:Chetta kalikkudukka undo?
sales man:illa
tintu:ice cream undo?
sales man:illa
tintu:chocolate undo?
sales man:illa
tintu:pootum thakolum undo?
sales man:undu
tintu:enna shop pootti veettil poykkude

15
Tajmahal
Teachr: “Bharya’yude ormakayi shajahan
‘TAJ MAHAL’ panithu”
.
.
.
Tintum0an: Alla, njan onnu chothichotte ,
iyaal ithra valiya maravikaaran aayirunno ?

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Complan
Kaattiloode nadannu pokunna Tintumon marathil thoongi
kidakkunna paampine kandappol paranjathu enthu??
.
.
.
.
.
“Veruthe thoongi kidakkaathe mummy odu para complan
vaangitharaan!” ;)
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Convert
Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam.
” I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY”
Tintumon: Teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu.

18
Passive Voice
teacher: Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake”
tintumon: ” I was made by a mistake”

19
Poor models
FTV kanukayayirunna achante adukal vanna tintumon FTV noki
achanod
” acha avarentha cheriya dress darichirikunnath..?”
Achan: ” avar pavangalayath kondanu..
tintumon: ” ivarekalum pavangal vannal ennod parayanam acha
please “

20
History class
Tintumon history classinu munpu prarthikunnathu kanda teacher
teacher: ithu nalla oru sheelamanu. nee entha prarthiche?
tintumon: ente amma paranjittundu urangunnathinu munpu
prarthinkanam ennu.

21
Smart answer
Teacher asks !!!
children what do u wish to in future?
Vinod–I want to be doctor,
Deepa–I want to be a good mother.
Tintumon– want to help deepa.

22
aaril anju
MATHS TEACHER: ”Aaril anju poyal enth kittum?”
TINTUMON: “Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam avalku
swimming ariyilla…!!

23
Tintumonte guest
Veettil virunnu vanna penkutti kulikkunnath olinju
nokkukayayirunna Tintumonod Amma: Enthada ee kanikkunnath
Tintumon: Chee.. mindalle. Aval nammude soap
edukkunnundonnu nokkuvaa..
Tintumonoda kali..

24
Fee
Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
Doctr: 1500 rs
Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.

25
Interview
Actress: Tamililekkulla ente praveshanam pettennayirunnu.
Tintumon: Athayirikkum vendathra thuni edukkan pattathirunnath
alle..!!!
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I love you
UKG’il padikkunna tintumonodu, LKG’il padikkunna pappymol:”I
LOVE YOU DA”
Tintu mon: “Pha dash mole, Mottennu viriyatha ninne kittiyittu
njan enthu cheyyana…”?

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Eduthal pongathathu
Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan:
“Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?”
Tintumon: “Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu
pokunne!!”

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Tintumon & Kallan
Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.
Ithu kanda Tintumon:
“Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,
illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum”

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Rome
Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan:
“Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?”
Tintumon: “Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu
pokunne!!”

30
Rocket
Breaking news
Chandranil vellam matramalla thimingalam,kadalaama,sravu
thudangiya jeevikalum ullatay kanunnu-NASA
Tintumon: Pavam..NASAKu ariyillallo ROCKET Arabikadalil
veena karyam

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Bio practical exam
Tintumon attended bio practical exam.
Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg.
Tintumon: I dont know.
Examiner: u fail.
Whats ur name ?
Tintumon: See my leg & tell.

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Exam barcode
Tintumon examil onnum kittathayappol peparil
||||||||||||||||||||||||||
||||||||||||||||||||||||||
||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Ithu pole barcode varachittu adiyil ezhuthi
“Scratch gently to read the answer “

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Girlfriend
Duttumon: “My girlfriend is an angel”
Tintumon: “You are lucky aliya. Ente girlfriend ippozhum
jeevanode undu”

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Achanum thengum
Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya tintumonodu
Dr: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil rekshapeduthamayirunu.
Tintumon: thengenu onnu veenu kittende doctor.

35
fibre content
Tuttumol: Arinjo? oru nalla diet-lu dharalam fibre undakanam.
Tintumon: Athinentha thega thinnal pore .
Tuttumol: Thegayil high fibre content aano?
Tintumon: Pothikathe kazhichal mathi.

36
thermodynamic law of romance
Tintumons thermodynamic law of romance:
“Luv can neither be created nor be destroyed. It can only be
changed from one girlfriend to another with considerable loss of
money”

37
Geography
Teacher: “Tintumone.. ithavanayum ninakku geography-kku motta
poojyam aanu. Ne entha geography padickathe ?”
Tintumon: “Achan parayarundu. Lokam anudhinam
marikondirikkukayanennu. Lokam onnu settle aayikkotte. Ennittu
padickam !”

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GIRL FRIEND
TINTU MON:eda enik avale marakkan pattunnilla
FRIEND:athrayku ishtamanenkil ninte veetil para
TINTU MON: Parayaam……..
U.K.G. result varatte
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Railway
Train nirthiyapol yathrakaran tintuvinod: ithetha station…??
Tintumon windowilude purathek thalayitt nokiyitt: Railway station
aanenn thonunnu…!

40
Mark
Mash: adutha pareekshakku nee 75% mark vanganam.
Tintumon: njan 100% mark vangum.
Mash: thamaasha parayallee…
Tintumon: Nayinte mone, aara aadhyam thamaasha paranjathu?

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Appopan
Tintumon: Apoppan endha urangukayano?
Amma: Alla mone apoppan marichu. Nammal kozhiye okke
kollumbol athu chaville?.. athu pole..
Tintumon: Appam Eppazha kari vekkunne!!

42
Dineshan
Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan

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Progress report
Tintumonte Achan: Ninte progress report evideyada ?
Tintumon: Athu njan Ramuvinu koduthu.
Achan: Athenthinada ?
Tintumon: Avanu avante achane pedippickana…

44
Correction in Sentence
Tintumon: Can I go to the toilet?
English Teacher: Tintumon, MAY I go to the toilet?
Tintumon: But I asked first!

45
Proposal
Innocent Proposal from tintumon(UKG-B) to Minimol(2-A)
Tintumon: i luv u…
Minimol: chi..poda,i’m elder than u
Tintumon: i’m madly luving u…
Minimol: poda…
Tintumon: chechi chechi pls…

46
Census
Panchayathil ninnum kanakku edukkan vanna udhyogasthan
Tintumonte veetil ethi.
Udhyogasthan: Mone ee veetil Kakoos undo?
Tintu: Undallo..
Udhyogasthan: Sheri, Kinar undo ?
Tintu : Manassilayi!!..uncle vegam chennirunnolu..avide pipe-um
bucketum undu.

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Tintumon and His father
Tintumon thante puthiya toy bus’umayi :
“drrrr…pee pee pom..
Stop!
Ella thendikalum irangiko.
Eni kayaraanulla kazhuverikal kayaru.
Puvam rite..drrr..
Kayari nilkada pulle.
drrr..”
Ithu shradicha tintumonte achan sahikettapol bus edthu maati.
5 mintolam tintumon karanjapol achan bus thirichu kodthu..
Tintumon:
“drrr pee pee pom pom..drrr.. Stop..!
Vegam irangada pattikale,
allengil thanne oru naayintemon karanam 5 minute late aayi..!!
Puvam rite. tin tin……!!

48
Chenda
Tintumon:”Acha, enikkoru chenda vaangi tharumo?”
Achan:”Venda, nee mattullavare upadravikkum.”
Tintumon:”Illa acha,njan ellaavarum urangikkazhinje chenda
edukku..”

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Muthassi
Tintu: muthashi marichu leave venam
Teachar: ninte muthashi yalle 1 masam munp marichath
Tintu: muthachan veendum ketti !!

50
With policeman
Tintu monum ,3 friendsum koodi cyclil Schoolil
powukayaaayirunnu…
Oru Police’kaaran Kaikaatti….
Tintu : “phah….pullee.. Ippol Thanne 3 Per Aayi…

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ThaT some of The jokes wiThin collecTion are acTually copyrighTed . if There is
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we are noT claiming This for The jokes on book. are claiming an “ediTor’s” or
“collecTion” copyright.

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Tintumon in Bus
Busil vadi kuthi nilkunna oru vayassan seatil irukkunna
tintumonod “mon enne onnu sahayikkanam”
tintu: ”aa vadiyingu thannekoo,njan pidicholam”

2
Dr.Tintumon
“MBBS” passaya Tintumon adhyamaayi operation cheyyan
thudangumbol daivathod prarthichu:
“Joly kittiyathinte 1st gift itha njan angot ayakkunnu.
sweekarikkane.”

3
Frank Tintu
Teacher: Now tintumon, Tell me frankly. Do you say prayers
before eating?
Tintumon: No sir, My mom is a good cook!!

4
Chemistry genius
Tintumon : Eureka , I have found out the chemical TOILET
Calcium Cupric Sulphide…
To be precise , CaCuS ….

5
Vazhipad
Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..
Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!

6
Pranayam
“Nashtappedam pakshe pranayikkathirikkaruth”-kamala surayya
“Pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth”-TINTU MON

7
Tintu’s beach visit..
A man jumped into sea and never came out….
Nxt day, 2 men jumped into sea and never came out…
Tintumon after watching this concluded that:
MAN IS SOLUBLE IN WATER..!!

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Tintu’s Temple Visit
Tintumon: The youth nowaday is getting Worse!!
Friend: Y do u say that?
Tintu: I was in Temple, When a Guy next to me lit a Cigarette
from the Aarathi. I was Shocked and almost dropped my Beer
Bottle!!

9
Strong Love
Tintumon to girlfriend:- “Theegolangal panju vannalum,
Kodumkattu veeshi adichalum njan ninne swantham aakkum…..
Girlfriend:- naale varumo chetta?
Tintumon:- Nokkatte mazha illengil varam…

10
Professor
A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive
disorder?”
tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”
professor: “i dont understand anything”
tintumon: “same 2 you”

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Sandwiches
One day tintumon went into a pub with his girlfriend Tintumol and
after ordering two
drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat
them.
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-
owner.
So they exchanged their sandwiches…!!

12
Similarity
Teacher: What is common between Gandhi, Budha, Krishna and
Jesus…?
Tintumon: They were all born on public holidays

13
New Boyfriend
Tintumon : My girl friend broke up with me and sent me pics of
her with her new boy friend.
Appukuttan : Really bad.. what did u do??
Tintumon : I sent that pics to her dad :)

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SSLC
SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination
board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!” :D

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 Group photo
Classinte Group photo eduthathinu sesham athu vangan kuttikale
motivate cheyyunna teacher
Teacher: Ningal ellavarum valuthayikkazhinjal ningal ee photo
nokki santhoshikkum. Appol mathrame ningalkithinte vila ariyoo..
Oral parayum.. ithu ramu.. ivan innu doctor aanu.. ithu kuttan…
ivan ippol americayilanu…
Pinnilathe benchil ninnu Tintumon: Ithu teacher.. Iyal thattippoyi.

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Sangathi
Achan:Ethenthaadaa nee 5 kilo ulli vangikkondu vannathu?
Tintumon:Njaan naale pattu paadaan pokuvallai?
Achan:Athinenthinaada ulli?
Tintumon:Achan kettittillai Star Singeril sangathi ulleennu
varanam eenu paranjathu..

17
Water
Teacher:What is the formula of water?
Tintumon:
H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O
Teacher:What is this?
Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!

18
Techy Tintumon
Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!

19
 Mother!
Father to Tintumon: Why can you not think every woman as your
mother?
Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?

20
Petrol
Friend: Entha ithra vegathil angottum ingottum odunnath?
Tintumon: Brandiyanennu karuthi nhan petrol eduthukudichu.
Athu oditheerkkukayanu!

21
Goa
Teacher:Tintumon,Where is your native place?
TintuMon: checkoslovakia.
Teacher:Tell me the spelling…
(kure neram alochichathinu sesham tintumon)
Tintumon:Patticheeee…….!!!!!!
my native place is GOA..

22
Theater
Chicken Biriyani kazhichittu cinema kaanaan poya Tintumon
veetil madangi vannu.
Tintumon : “Ini orikalum cinema kanan chicken thinnittu kerilla”
Didumol : “Enthu patti ?”
Tintumon : “Vayattilulla kozhi vare koovi …”

23
Tintumon as god
Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru
parayukaya……
“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”

24
Stupid
Tintumon went to his Dad’s Friend’s home late night.
Uncle offered him to Sleep in Baby’s room.
Tintumon refused because the Baby might Cry at Night and went
to sleep in the drawing hall.
Next morning he saw a Beautiful young Girl at the breakfast table,
Tintumon : Who are you?
The girl replied,”I am Baby and You??”
Tintumon : I am a Stupid!!! :p

25
Dosa
Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa

26
Tintumonoda kali
To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare)
Aaha angane vittal pattuo..Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)
……..

27
Sign Board
Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the
school.
He wrote
“Drive carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers”

28
Exam
Achan: Exam inu nee thottal ini enney achaa ennu vilikkendaaa….
Kurach divasam kazhinju…..
Achan: Enthayeda result???
Tintu mon:-Aliyaaa sorry daaa…..5 subject il potty machu!!

29
Sleep with dad
Tintu: Im sleep with dad last night
Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
.
.
tintu: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..?

30
Achante upadesham
Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum
ponam tintumone….
Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram
poya pore acho…??

31
Mandan
Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku”
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon
ezhunnettu.
Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?”
Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam
thonni”

32
Motta
Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru
parayu?
Tintumon jumped and said:
“Physics miss
English miss
Maths miss
Social miss!!”

33
Tintumon’s Diary
14-11-2009: Nhan avalod oru poo chodichu.
Aval oru poochedi thannu.
15-11-2009: Avalod oru page chodichu.
Aval oru book thannu.
16-11-2009: Avalod oru umma chodichu.
Umma mathramalla…….
uppayum angalamarum koodi nallonam thannu……

34
Chandranil vellamundu
Vartha..” Chandranil vellamundu-ISRO”
TINTUMON: pedikkenda, athu pandu NEIL ARMSTRONG
kulichappo oorivacha mundaayirikum…
edukkan marannu kanum!!!

35
 Cigarette
Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte valikunna tintumonodu achan.
“Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? ”
Tintumonte cool marupadi – “Achanalle … petrol pump onnum
allallo ! “

36
Tintumon in classroom
Classil urangunna tintumonod
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam
Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….

37
Puli
Tintumon went to forest with his friend ,
pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!!
friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu.
Friend: oodikko??
Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!

38
Red Beautiful
Teacher: nigalude achande name englishil parayamo?
Tintumon: RED BEUTIFUL UNDERWEAR
Teacher: Appol,Entha Achande Sharikula name
Tintumon: SUDERLAL SHETTI

39
PTA meeting
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school
tomorrow…..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal !

40
Traffic sign board
Teacher : entha classil ethan vaikiyathu?
Tintumon: Traffic sign board kaaranam.
Teacher : Enthu sign board?
Tintumon : road side il ezuthi vachathu “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

41
Indicator
caril pokunna achan tintumonod:”indicator kathunnundo?onnu
nokku”
tintumon:”undu…illa…undu…
illa…undu…illa…undu…illa…
undu…illa…”

42
Medical shop
Tintumon in medical shop
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.
Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
Tintumon:- ‘Tony’kalla ente ammakkaa…

43
Rajesh
Tintumon: a rajesh enne thalli,ini thaliyal njan shemichu enu
varilla
Achan: nee mashodu paranjille?
Tintu: Hmmm…………avan thanneyanu ee rajesh!

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Revenge
Achan: eda tintuve…..nhan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel
aaville..appol nee ninte vishamom mattan enthu cheyum ?
Tintumon: njan veetile toilet nallapole vrithi aakum
Achan: athu kond ninte vishmom engane marana??
Tintumon: Nhan Toilet vrithi aakunath Achante toothbrush kond
aanu!!!

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Good News
Tintumon : Achaa,Oru santhosha vaartha undu!
Achan : Entha ?
Tintumon : Achan Paranjille njan ee thavanthe exams enkilum pass
aayaal enikku 1000 Rs tharaamennu !!!!
Achan : Uvvu !!!
Tintumon : Achante 1000 rs poyitilla….happy aayeelle…?

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Auto
Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi
Driver:100 roopa
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare
sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo
Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina
njan tharunnath

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Chemistry Class
Teacher : What is “Al2 O3 ?
Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3 ?
Tintumon : “Filomina”

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Tintumonte Kalyanam
Tintumon: Njan ninte veetil poyirunnu,nammude kalyanam
nadakkumennu thonnunnilla …
Tintumol :Endha, Achane kando ?
Tintumon: illa, ninte aniyathiye kandu.

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Tintumon and bus conductor
Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father
a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Chillara”, Is your
father a Beggar ??

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Tintumonte Budhi
Vakkyathil Prayogikkuka
“Kriyathmagam”
Tintumon: Teacher classil Kriyathmagam enna vakkinte artham
chodhichappol aarum onnum mindiyilla… !!!
Tintumonoda Kali…

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