IRONIC

Alannis Morissette

1. PUT THESE VERBS IN THE PAST AND THEN PUT THEM IN THE RIGHT PLACE

CRASH WAIT (not) TAKE

WIN TURN DIE
PACK BE KISS

An old man __________ ninetyeight

He __________ the lottery and __________ the next day
Its a black fly in your chardonnay
Its a death raw pardon two minutes too late
Isnt it ironic ... dont you think.

Its like rain on your wedding day

Its a free ride when youve already paid CHORUS
Its the good advice that you just __________
Who wouldve thought ... its figures

Mr. Play It Safe __________ afraid to fly

He __________ his suitcase and __________ his kids good-bye
He __________ his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane __________ down he thought
Well isnt this nice...
And isnt it ironic ... dont you think

CHORUS

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

When you think everythings okay and everythings going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everythings gone wrong everything blows up
In your face

2. MATCH THE TWO PARTS OF THE SENTENCES

1. A traffic jam ( ) the man of my dreams

2. A no-smoking sign ( ) and yeah I really do think
3. Its like a ten thousand spoons ( ) on your cigarette break
4. Its meeting ( ) his beautiful wife
5. And then meeting ( ) when all you need is a knife
6. And isnt it ironic ... ( ) when youre already late
7. A little too ironic ... ( ) dont you think

CHORUS

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out.