I cant promise that love wont transform me, but I can promise you this:

until I truly fall in love, a woman will never make me act like such a
fool. A beautiful woman comes along, but Im unmoved. A wise woman turns
up, but Im unmoved. A virtuous woman appears, but Im unmoved. I refuse
to fall in love until all three qualities unite in a single woman. She
must be rich, certainly, and smart, or Ill have nothing to do with her.
She has to be virtuous, or Ill never bid on her; beautiful, or I wont
bother to look at her. Mild-mannered, or else she should stay away from
me. Noble, or I wont have her even if shes an angel. She must be well
spoken, an excellent musician, and her hair should bewell, I suppose the
color doesnt matter. Ha! Look, its the Prince and Mr. Love. Ill hide in
the arbor.

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I cant promise that love wont transform me, but I can promise you this:
until I truly fall in love, a woman will never make me act like such a
fool. A beautiful woman comes along, but Im unmoved. A wise woman turns
up, but Im unmoved. A virtuous woman appears, but Im unmoved. I refuse
to fall in love until all three qualities unite in a single woman. She
must be rich, certainly, and smart, or Ill have nothing to do with her.
She has to be virtuous, or Ill never bid on her; beautiful, or I wont
bother to look at her. Mild-mannered, or else she should stay away from
me. Noble, or I wont have her even if shes an angel. She must be well
spoken, an excellent musician, and her hair should bewell, I suppose the
color doesnt matter. Ha! Look, its the Prince and Mr. Love. Ill hide in
the arbor.

I nact ormepsi thta olev ownt tfarsonrm em, but I acn promise oyu shti:
utnli I ltyru alfl in ovle, a woanm iwll evenr amke em cta keil hcus a
oflo. A aetuibulf onwma ecmos oalng, tbu Im nuovedm. A wsie aomnw rsutn
up, but Im oemnvud. A rivtuuso owmna paaerps, tbu Im nmouved. I erfuse
to fall in love uitnl all rhete quaistile uniet in a snigel owmna. Seh
utsm eb cirh, cienrtlya, nda astrm, ro Ill hvae itonnhg ot do twih her.
Hes ahs to be tivruosu, ro Ill never ibd no ehr; eabtuiflu, or I wnot
hoebtr ot look at reh. Mlid-nmnrdeae, or lese hse dshuol stay wyaa ofrm
me. Nolbe, or I onwt have reh veen fi ehss na nagel. Seh muts be elwl
poeksn, na excleelnt uiicmnsa, and ehr aihr ohsudl beewll, I osusepp eht
oclor doesnt tarmte. Ha! Kolo, tis teh Prncei nad Rm. Olve. Ill hied ni
eth abror.