How To Get

Any Guy
An Anonymous Friend
2008 Edition
info@howtogetanyguy.com
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Preface
Why Oh Why?
I wrote this book after years and years of personal experience and laborious research
(otherwise known as dating) and gathering the relationship experiences of many other
women from around the world (otherwise known as gossiping)
This book uses spiritual, psychological, sociological, physical and cultural techniques to
get
the men you want. It merges Neuro-Linguistic programming, motivational techniques,
sense
memory, emotional memory, linguistic skills and many, many other techniques to
provide
you with a comprehensive instruction manual to be able to obtain practically any
man you
desire.
If you want to catch a mouse you dont just keep chasing it around and around all day
theyre too fast and agile, so we have created ways to catch them that use OUR skills to
OUR advantage and minimize the escape options so that little mouse gets caught and we
dont tire ourselves out from all the chasing.
This is what this book provides, many, many techniques that will change your life and the
way you look at dating and men forever. You will love some, already do a few, others
may
actually turn out to be too successful for you! But no matter how you use them and which
ones you use, you will find information in this book that you will never have read before.
I do, however, guarantee you will have seen all of these techniques in action before
in
those women we all know who always can get any guy not the prettiest girls, or the
hottest but somehow they capture the hearts of ALL the men and we just cant frigin
understand why!!!
But now I have studied their behavior, broken it down and written it out like the best
performing athlete now we can see how they perform at the optimum level and use
these
techniques to improve our own performance.
You dont have to be the most beautiful, the tallest, the thinnest, the brightest, the
blondest
you dont have to feel rejection, have difficulty finding a man or most of all LET
THEM
HAVE THE POWER... you dont have to use all these techniques or memorize them ...
But
trust me, by knowing just a few you will put the power back into your hands, and be
able to
enjoy it ladies:
Prepare to Get Any Man.
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A Moose, a Moose!
My Life for a Moose
Waking early one morning a man packs two heavy rucksacks into his truck and sets off
into
the early morning. He heads onto the freeway and after 8 long hours turns onto a winding
forest road.
For four hours he drives through rough vegetation and overgrowth until finally arriving at
a
small campground. He unpacks his rucksacks and begins to build a tent.
After 2 hours of struggling the tent stands erect and he settles in for the night.
Sleeping fitfully he is woken by the sounds of the forest, he makes a small breakfast and
packs a lighter rucksack of essentials and weapons for his mission.
He loads everything onto his back and using his compass makes his way into the
undergrowth, rifle at the ready.
After 3 hours of hiking, he comes upon a shallow river, he wades through water up to his
knees. Three hours later exhausted and hungry he pushes further into the forest, finally
resting for a moment when he cant walk anymore.
As he sits he hears a noise behind him, he quickly jumps up, grabs his rifle and silently
creeps towards the noise,
Closer and closer he gets and with all his courage and energy he darts out through the
trees
to find the source of the noise.
The beast drinking from the river sees him and tries to escape but the hunter raises his
rifle
and aims, shooting the animal straight between the eyes. The great animal locks him with
a
piercing stare before dropping to the ground dead.
The hunter closes in on the animal, ties it, and begins to drag the heavy animal back to
the
campsite.
The journey dragging the animal takes over 8 hours, and leads well into the night,
crossing
rivers and ravines as he pulls the animal behind.
Finally arriving back at the campsite he loads the animal onto the truck.
12 hours later he arrives home with the animal still tied securely to his truck. He calls his
friend who drives over and collects the animal.
A week later the man stands proudly in his living room with a crowd of his close and
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personal friends. Pointing at the majestic moose head hung high above the fireplace
taking
pride of place he explains
How he drove twelve hours just to get to the forest.
How he camped out overnight.
How he struggled and fought his way through the forest for three hours.
How he heard it and chased it down.
Shot it and tied it to the back of his truck.
Dragged it back by hand for 8 hours.
Drove all he way back with it through the night.
But now here it is, finally, this great beast belongs to him, he has it and it will stay with
him
forever. It will take pride of place in his house showing him the worthy prize he finally
won.
But here is the question girlies
If the exact same moose was just dumped, dead, it on his
doorstep
Would he want it?
Would he care for it?
Would he give it pride of place in his home?
Tell his friends and family how much it means to him?
No
The only thing that separates these two moose is that
One he had to work hard for
and the other was just dumped on his doorstep
thus
One had great value and is deserving of great love and respect
and the other one?
Well you can find it in the garbage
So with that agreed on, ladies I promise with this book you will learn:
How to stop being the Dead Moose.
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How To Get Any Guy
Yes, even THAT one!
Okay! Calm down, Calm down!
Im not suggesting you look like at dead moose!
There in an analogy and moral in there somewhere and please get used to them
because
theyre used quite a lot in this book and this book ladies, is going to tell you everything
you need to Get Any Man.
Yes I know there have been a million books all promising this and never delivering, trust
me
Ive read thembut this book has all they have to offer and oh babysooo much
more
We are going to show you ways, tools, behavior, words, actions to actually get ANY guy,
and then, of course, ways to keep them.
But just as important, we will show you the ways to lose them.
Because in the act of getting any man, its just as important to understand what not to
do.
as actually doing what you should.
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Sorry Youre Not On The Guy List
So you cant come in!
Okay get a coffee, a low-fat muffin, close the blinds and settle in for the evening.
We are going to investigate this properly in all aspects, together. But before we really get
into it I am going to ask you to do something you may have done before in some dodgy
selfhelp
book but I promise play along with us this is different your doing it for a different
reason this time
Now take out your trusty pen and paper and write out exactly what you want in
your
IDEAL guy and I mean exactly.
The list
So start with the physical
Height
Weight,
Body type
Hair colour
Eye colour
Shoes size ( Well, apparently theres a connection here)
and now move onto the
Personality
Job
Wealth,
Location,
Dress sensee
Relationship history,
Family
Friends,
Hobbies,
Likes,
Sexual preference (Yes, Ive been caught out with this one before!)
Dislikes
then include
Must haves,
Must NOT haves,
Must be
Must not bes
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Now normally your told to stick this under your pillow and wait for the Sex fairy to
deliver
your 6 foot, hung-like-a-donkey, mute, rich, trust-fund stud, with an unhealthy obsession
of
pleasing women and a fascination of shoppingfor other people.
But girls. We are using this for a different reason.
This list is NOW to be used to remind yourself that:
NO GUY MEETS EVERY ONE OF YOUR DESIRES
NO GUY IS PERFECT,
NO GUY HITS ALL YOUR BUTTONS,
THAT YOU ARE COMPROMISING YOUR ASS OFF FOR HIM
Sorry for the harsh reality, but there is no guy on earth who will meet every
requirement
you put in your list in the right amounts.
So now, in moments of desperation, and self-doubt when your fingers are wavering near
the
telephone, and your convinced you cant live without him, or you wont ever find anyone
like
him againlook at this list and remind yourself:
Exactly how much he falls short of your requirements anyway
You take out this list and use it to give yourself a cold hard reality check with some
solid
facts to help you clear the mist of love, wanting; and rejection that has blinded you
from
seeing the true reality of the situation.
This is the reality that you generally see 6 months after youve split, when youve met
someone else, or when you meet an old love 10 years later. But this practice girlies will
be a
tool to give you that control, reality and vision when you actually need it and
in time to
save your relationship. I.E. NOW.
Check your list:
No man is the only man in the world,
No man is ever your ideal man,
No man ever hits ALL your buttons at once.
Remember:
If the universe can create a billion people, if the universe can design us so we create
unique
individuals from our own genes and allow them to grow within us, the mountains to the
streams, the rivers to the rapids, the clouds to the crocodiles. Him, it, them, she,
whatever,
can create someone to enter into your life and enhance it and bring you love, joy and
happiness not pain. No man will ever be perfect, but they should inspire in
you
happiness, love and joyAnd that is exactly what you should expect, deserve and take
for
yourself.
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