Uneh and Uje were arguing about a woman Uje was seen with. Uneh accused Uje of taking pictures of women and keeping them in his peanut cart. Uje denied this and said the pictures were of spirits he puts in his cart for good business. Their argument was interrupted by Ceu Odah who told them to stop fighting and brought them peace.
Uneh and Uje were arguing about a woman Uje was seen with. Uneh accused Uje of taking pictures of women and keeping them in his peanut cart. Uje denied this and said the pictures were of spirits he puts in his cart for good business. Their argument was interrupted by Ceu Odah who told them to stop fighting and brought them peace.
Uneh and Uje were arguing about a woman Uje was seen with. Uneh accused Uje of taking pictures of women and keeping them in his peanut cart. Uje denied this and said the pictures were of spirits he puts in his cart for good business. Their argument was interrupted by Ceu Odah who told them to stop fighting and brought them peace.
Uneh and Uje were arguing about a woman Uje was seen with. Uneh accused Uje of taking pictures of women and keeping them in his peanut cart. Uje denied this and said the pictures were of spirits he puts in his cart for good business. Their argument was interrupted by Ceu Odah who told them to stop fighting and brought them peace.
Nyi Inot : Assalamualaikum.. Uneh : Waalaikumussalam.. Is geningan nyi inot, tos timana nyai ?? Ari Nyai bade kamana ? Tos timana nyai ?? Nyi Inot : Ngahaja We kadieu Ceu, ari kang Uje aya ceu ?? Uneh : Can balik..biasa we dines dagang peuyeum aya naon kitu nyai ?? Nyi Inot : Kieu euceu..tadi kuring tos ti kota papanggih jeung kang Uje keur leumpang duaan jajaln2 jeung awewe Uneh : Jalan2 jeung awewe ?? Nyaan nyai ?? Nyi Inot : Ikhh piraku kuring ngabohong.sumpahna ge daek turun harga LPG..nyaan euceu Uneh : Mmmmm..padahal mah ngawakilan euceu, mun baledog ku batu tong asa2.. Nyi Inot : Nya da kahalangan ku tukang cendol, piraku teu puguh2 kuring kudu maledog tukang cendol Uneh : Lain tukang cendolsi Uje Nyi Inot : Euceu .. awewe na teh make bau hejo.. leumpang na oge meni di tatangkeup Uneh : Eta mah diangkat atuh nyai.. Nyi Inot : Nya pokona mah ditatangkeup Uneh : Dasar lalaki tahadol, ati2 siah puguh euceu teh keur keuheul nyai tadi peuting teh manggih potret awewe dina tangungan peuyeum, nyelap dina peuyeum..ari nyai kunaon atuh puputeran wae ?? Cing ieu lain potret awewe anu jalan2 jeung si Uje teh ?? Ieu lain Nyai ?? Nyi Inot : Tah Ieu Euceu bener Uneh : Euhh siah nurus tunjung Uje..Ati2 siah tempokeun, lain darah garut mun aing teu bisa ngalabrak lalaki nungaranna Uje Nyi Inot : Yeuhh Euceu ari ceuk kuring mah tong make dipikiran teuing, naon da awewe na ge kitu gening, GEULIS, Uneh : Nya Heuuh nyai, matak jurig Uje bogoheun oge Nyi Inot : Euceu ieu mah lain pedah dihareupeun euceu-nya, nya ge geulis dibandingkeun jeung euceu mah, Mmmm Jauh, geulisan itu Uneh : Ati2 siah Uje, di ules Ku aing Nyi Inot : Ulah ceu,,Ulah di antep atuh kuring bade Permiis nya ceu nya, Uneh : sanes permiis atuh nyai, Permisi Panginten Nyi Inot : Nyaa. Permisi Uneh : Tahhh datang siah jurig teh, tos timana Uje ?? Uje : Naon make nanya geus timana sagala ?? biasa we atuh dagang peuyeum.. meunang musibah puguh teh aing uneng Uneh : Musibah naon?? Uje : Heueuh tadi beurang, aing teh keur leumpang we bari nanggung, ari jaan keur leutik teh mudun deuih, laleueur , dihareupeun aing aya aki2 keur ngungkug leumpang.. aing ti seureuleu labuh, tangungan peuyeum ngagaleong, jebrog kababuk tonggong aki2 keur leumpang tea, peuyeum bahe, aki2 tikusruk/tigebrus ka susukan. Uneh : Puas siah, eta doraka ti aing, ti pamajikan siah, Uje : Aing mah puguh bingung mikiran aki2 nu ti kusrukna Uneng, Uneh : Paduli teuing, na samarukna aing rek sedih, na samarukna aing rek milu mikiran tigebrus kana susukan, Uje : Heueuh aki2 nu ti kusruk na teh, Abah sia Uneng Uneh : Naon Abah?? Eta mah bapak aing, dalam kurung Mitoha deuleu Uje : Heueuh da teu nyaho atuh, suganteh lain abah, ku aing ge di punten2, sena nyingkir merean jalan, kalahkah ngungkug we leumpang, kumaha atuh da geus nasib, teu kunananon si abahna?? Uje : Teu ngan kapaehan hungkul, tapi da teu lila, tadi ge hudang deui, sia mah lain jelema.. Jurig suganmah Uje, indit siah menta hampura Uje : Eungeus, harita keneh ge aing teh acong-acongan menta dihampura, kalakah nonyk deuleu, leuheung mun nonyok hugkul, da abah sia mah murang maring, peuyeum tina tangungan di cewolan, di alung-alungkeun ka susukan, Uneh : Puas siah,, ieuh eta teh wawales ka jelema nu doraka ti pamajikan, ti aing sia teh Uje : Ekhh ai maneh doraka naon ari aing, ? Uneh : Alah montong pura pura siah, ari tadi sia di kota jalan-jalan jeung saha? Uje : Naon sia mah akh. Uneh : Ieuh ceuk aing ge montong pura-pura maneh teh jalan-jalan di kota jeung awewe, awewena teh make baju hejo, Uje : lain BULAO, ekhhh henteu aing mah teu rumasa,,barige uneh sia teh ceuk saha? Tong sok ngadenge omongan teu pararuguh, Fitnah deuh..Fitnah teh lebih kejam dari perkebunan, Uneh : Cik jawab siah, ari ieu potret saha siah ieuh?? Uje : Aduh uneh siah, ari maneh gagabah nuna potret dina kotak post Uneh : Tungtungna bodo siah, ieu potret saha Uje? Saha siah? Uje : Potret jelema atuh Une, Uneh : Aing ge nyaho ieu potret jelema, ngan saha jelemana siah, saha? Saha siah? Uje : Kieu atuh uneh, aing rek terus terang ayeuna mah, aing teh dagang peuyeum hese payu, saminggu katukang, aing teh datang ka dukun, ceuk dukun lamun hayang payu, dina tangungan peuyeum kudu ditunaan potret awewe, kabeneran aing teh meunang mangih potret awewe, teuneun we ku aing teh dina tangungan puyeum, kitu akh sia hayang nyaho mah.. Uneh : Ari kitu mah lain potret aing we simpen dina tangungan peuyeum, pan aing ge awewe Uje, awewe, Uje : Heueuh eungges ku aing ge di cobaan potret sia di tuna dina tangungan peuyeum, heueuh we isukna, peuyeu buruk kabeh, Uneh : Sia mah kabina-bina teung Uje, emangna aing teh ragi, kudu na oge sia nu buruk tiheula teh, geningan mang taun-taun dikeukeupan teu buruk siah, tuhh tuturkeun tuh kaituh, bae da aing mah geus kolot, jaba goreng patut, itu mah ngora keneh jaba geulis, siga bentang film Widyaningsih, Uje : Widyawati meureun bentang fim mah, widyaningsih mah bojona juragan sukatma, aing mah apal pisan juragan sukatma teh papanggih jeung widyaningsih na teh di garut basa hajat, kieu carita na mah Une, Harita juragan sukatma, .. Uneh : Ganeng sia jurig, ari sia naon, meus2 nyaritakeun riwayat batur, aing ge nyaho siah Uje sia teh sok masang togel da eta meureunnya peryogi kango bobogohan, Ceu odah : Euleuh2 gening jang Uje jeung nyi uneh timarana ieu teh ?? Uneh : teu ti mamana ceu, didieu we titadi ge, Ceu Odah : euhh Hampura atuh euceu nya, puguh euceu ge kakara pisan jol, biasa we ts ngaramet, ke dagoan atuh urang nyieun heula kopinya, Uneh : Euceu, naon ari euceu teu pupuguh nyieun kopi weh, Ceu Odah : ikhh eta mah kawajiban euceu atuh, ngahormat semah Uneh&Uje : Semah?? Ceu Odah : Enya air nyai pan ieu teh imah euceu, Uje : Imah Euceu? Da ieu mah imah kuring, Ceu Odah : Imah jang Uje nya, Uneh : Nya Imah kuring ceu Ceu Odah : Astagfirullah gusti nu maha suci, ari rarasaan teh imah euceu, ieuh hampura nya, jang Uje nyi uneh, euceu teh bet mes mes ka imha baturnya, ieuh hamoura tepi ka linglung, boa2 euceu teh rek jadi pejabat, Uje : Nao ari euceu-euceu jug jug ngos ngos ka pejabat Ceu Odah : Akhh maenya, jelema garede anu baroga jabatan pan nu sok lalinglung mah Uneh : linglung kumaha ari euceu? Ceu Odah : Yeuh gera nya pikirkeun dibere jabatan teh keur ngurus masyarakat, keur kamakmuran rakyat, ieu mah der dipake keur kamakmuran beuteung sordangan, pan eta teh lain linglung.. tahh ayeun euceu geus linglung sugan wenya jadi pejabat, Uje : Amiin ceu Ceu Odah : Nya geus atuh kitunya, hampura yeuh euceunya , euceu rek balik nya Uneh : Mangga ceu.. Ceu Odah : Ieu mah rek dibawa nya, da ieu mah nu euceu tadi ge