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The Number Dream
The Number Dream
By Scott Milder
The face that hit the newspapers the morning after was grainy
and five years old. It was a publicity shot from the actor’s last
hit movie, just before the decline. There was a half-smirk above
an open-throated white shirt, a tiny gold cross framed by a
beautiful jaw line and chin and two tanned collarbones. The hair
fell in a self-conscious wave, bleached with just a little bit of
the original dirty blond at the roots. The eyes were wide, and
they appeared kind, but they were also somewhat empty.
It was just a newspaper photo, after-all. And a bad one, at
that.
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He knew there was something wrong; something about the actor’s
demeanor that night put him on edge, but he didn’t say anything
until much, much later. By then there was no one around to hear
it.
The club was owned by a friend of the actor. The owner was about
six years older; he had been an actor, too, and was still
remembered. He had a TV show in the late 1980s that was a hit, and
then he did a string of movies, and only three of them were flops,
and even the flops reviewed well. He never won an Oscar but he was
nominated once and he had both an Emmy and a Golden Globe to his
credit. He retired from show business awhile ago, and with his
money he opened a nightclub in Los Angeles, and then this one in
San Francisco. He didn’t act anymore, but he catered to all his
old friends and was known as the greatest thrower of parties that
had lived. And he got laid a lot.
“Just 23. Like a neon sign. Over and over and over again.”
“You’re fucking weird, brother.”
“What do you think it means?”
“I don’t think it means anything. I think it means you’re
fucking weird.”
“I think it means something.”
A papery sound like a locust’s wings. A roll of the eyes.
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“You need to stop it with the psychics and shit, brother. It’s
messing with your head. A dream is just a dream.”
“Fuck you. It means something.”
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right shoe and sock off. The cocaine roared strong in him and he
felt the hammer thump of his heart against his ribs, but he wasn’t
worried. Even though it hurt, he wasn’t worried. He wasn’t
thinking of the number dream right now.
The actor’s brother stood out by the sink, chatting with another
man and smoking a cigarette, never quite looking away from the
stall. He was protective of his brother, but since he was the
younger and less famous of the two he mostly kept his mouth shut.
He himself wasn’t much interested in drugs. He would live a long
time and make a career playing heavies and gangsters before
hitting his own sharp decline in his mid-forties, but by then he
would be far too rich to care.
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they called brilliant and wow and totally underrated. All lies.
Everyone knew the actor’s last movie was shit. His last three
movies were shit. The last thing he had ever done that was of any
substance was an HBO movie three years back where he played a gay
prostitute with AIDS. He even did a little firsthand research in
this very bathroom. He convinced one of the waiters -- a handsome
young guy who told the actor he was from Indiana and had written a
screenplay he’d love for the actor to read -- to go into the
bathroom with him and suck him off in one of the stalls. The whole
episode took about ten minutes, and the actor didn’t get much out
of it, research wise. He later found out that this kid from
Indiana was HIV-positive, but he wasn’t worried because all the
kid did was give him a sloppy, overeager blow job and worm one
hard-knuckled finger into the actor’s asshole, and the actor
didn’t think you could get AIDS from that.
That was three years ago, and that kid was long gone -- back to
Indiana, into a hospital, into a grave maybe, the actor didn’t
know -- and all the back slapping and hand shaking and bullshit
congratulating ended after just a few seconds, as soon as the
others saw where the actor and the bald, pink man were headed.
Once a person stepped into one of the stalls with another man it
was like he didn’t exist. Everyone knew there were only two
possible things you could be in there for, and they left you to
it.
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Second, he depressed the plunger.
Third....
The next part took a few seconds. The actor closed his eyes. His
lips started to move into a smile, but they lost strength and fell
slack. One eye opened and fluttered a little bit.
The cocaine was still in his system. The hammering of his heart
became the booming voice of a god, his ears cold drums filled with
anger. His chest constricted. He coughed. He tried to take a
breath. That was one of his last conscious thoughts: okay, you’re
fine, BREATHE....
The brother watched all this from his vantage point beside the
sink. The fluorescent light flickered, made a sound like it had
bugs burning alive in it, and the stall door was only half open so
the brother couldn’t really see what was going on. He wasn’t
worried until he heard the moan and the bald man hurried out of
the stall. Under his pink skin he had turned white and his eyes
were too wide. He caught the brother’s gaze for a second, and then
he tried to smile as he hurried out the door.
The actor moaned again. It was a wet sound. The quiet
conversation in the bathroom stopped abruptly, and everyone turned
and looked at the stall.
“Hey, man, is he okay?” It was a rock star with dirty blond hair
and three days growth of beard under his crooked blue shades.
“That don’t sound good.”
The brother stepped forward and pushed in the stall door.
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“Thirty three.” The brother said.
“What?”
“I think it was thirty three.”
The actor thought. “No, I’m pretty sure it was thirty two.”
“Whatever. What does that have to do with anything?”
“Thirty two is twenty three reversed.”
“Oh, shut up. Just shut the fuck up.”
“What is today? The 23rd?”
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A minute and a half.
The bartender saw what was going on and came around to open the
door. The bouncer jumped up and grabbed the actor by his feet.
Outside the wind was like an ice maker, so cold it was hot. The
brother tried to lean the actor against the wall and slapped him.
“Hey!” He yelled. He snapped his fingers in front of the actor’s
eyes. “Hey, bro! Hold on!” The actor’s eyes fluttered. The right
one rolled up. The left one stared forward.
A stray thought bubbled up from inside the actor’s soupy brain.
He saw lips, cracked and bleeding, and a tongue twittering behind
stained teeth, and he thought lips I want to kiss those lips and
then the thought popped and floated away like gas and the actor
slid down the wall until his ass hit the sidewalk. Another thought
dislodged itself -- this toilet seat is cold -- and then the
actor slid over onto his side. He belched, and vomit trickled down
his cheek and pooled.
The bouncer and the bartender were kneeling beside the actor.
One felt for a pulse and they both looked at each other, eyes
trembling, and then out into the street. A crowd was gathering. A
few bums and a couple yuppies here and there. One cab driver, who
kept saying “Is that man okay? Is that man okay?” in heavily
accented English.
The brother had his cell phone out. He stepped into the street
for better reception. He was shouting something, but later he
would remember only a buzz in his ear and the shrill sound of his
screams.
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seeing signs in tea leaves and shit. It’s nothing. Just dreams.”
“I know it is. It’s just freaky.”
“No, it’s just you. You and those fucking psychics and shit that
keep messing with your head.”
The last real thought the actor managed to form had nothing to
do with drugs, or infected waiters, or even the last three shitty
movies he had made. All he knew was that his left arm was numb and
he wanted to roll over. So he did.
Two seconds after he rolled onto his back, he vomited. The
bartender wasn’t watching. The bouncer was trying to stop three
college kids not on the list who had taken this opportunity to try
to sneak in. So this end took just a few seconds.
The actor aspirated the vomit into his lungs. He choked,
spitting ropes of saliva and puke into the air. Some of it hit the
bartender’s cheek. He tried, too late, to roll the actor back onto
his side.
Ten seconds before the end of his life, the actor was conscious
of the bartender’s hands on him and the high, keening wail of his
brother, but he could make no sense of either sensation. All that
he saw was a field of black and a blinking sign above him.
The sign was neon, red and gold and white, but it was fuzzy and
the actor couldn’t make out what it said.
He thought he saw numbers.
And then the sign went out.