Nice Logos

1.If you love some one Go get it (Visa power)

2.Want to propose to a girl Just do it. (Nike)
3.Before going to propose to a girl Believe in the best (BPL)
4.Not satisfied with your dates Yeh dil mangey more (Pepsi)
5.If you are going to propose to a girl, chances are... 50-50 (Britannia)
6.Those who succeed in love always say We dream because we do (Daewoo)
7.A guy having a number of girl friends Complete Man (Raymonds)
8.If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her Take it easy (Limca)
9.If you get married to a girl of your mother's choice... Jiyo merey La'l(BrookBond)
10.If u wanna flirt with a girl..just say... To know you is no harm (Toyota)

11 Lessons In Life :))

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more painful is to love
someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.
2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out
in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go.
3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word,
and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it'salso true that we
don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to
love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
6. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for
someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem
bright.
7. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be,
because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.
8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you,it probably hurts
the person too.
9. A careless word may kindle strife; a cruel word may wreck a life; a timely word may
level stress; a loving word may heal and bless.
10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything they just make
the most of everything that comes along their way.
11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear. When you were born,
you were crying and everyone around you was smiling.
Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is
crying

Secrets of a happy marriage

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last:
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and
companionship. She goes Tuesday's, I go Fridays.
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Sydney and mine is in Melbourne.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker
Then she said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!".
So I bought her an electric chair.
Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"....
I said, "Dust!"

In the beginning, God created earth and rested.

Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
Why do men die before their wives? 'Cause they want to'.

A first standard teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The
teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"
Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first standard. My sister is in
the
third standard and I'm smarter than she is! I
think I should be in the third standard too!"

The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's
office.While
Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the
teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to
answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first standard and
behave.

The teacher agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions were
explained
to him and he agrees to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Johnny: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Johnny: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third standard
should know. The principal looks at the
teacher and tells her, "I think Johnny can go to the third standard."

The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The
principal and Johnny both agree.

The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Johnny, after a moment, "Legs."

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Johnny replied, "Pockets."

NO reactions or special face symbols on Johnny's face. He was so cool!

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Johnny: "Pants"

Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,

delicious
and contains thin whitish liquid ?
Johnny: Coconut

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer,Johnny was taking charge.

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky ?
Johnny: Wriglleys Bubble gum

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog
do on three legs?
Johnny: Shake hands

Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, answer me.
Johnny: Yep.

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
get wet before you do.
Johnny: tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and bit tensed.
Johnny: wedding ring.

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me,
you feel good.
Johnny: nose

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Johnny: arrow

Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of
excitement?
Johnny: "Firework"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Johnny
in
the fifth standard, I missed the last ten
questions myself."

INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE

1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

2. Memorize your favorite poem.
3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want.
4. When you say, "I love you", mean it.
5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.
6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
7. Believe in love at first sight.
8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams.
9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life
completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
11. Don't judge people by their relatives.
12. Talk slowly but think quickly.
13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask,"Why do
you want to know?"
14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
15. Call your mom.
16. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
17. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
18. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all
your actions.
19. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
20. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
21. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
22. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills
will be as important as any other.
23. Spend some time alone.
24. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
25. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
26. Read more books and watch less TV.
27. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll get to
enjoy it a second time.
28. Trust in God but lock your car.
29. A loving atmosphere in your home is so important. Do all you can to create a tranquil
harmonious home.
30. In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current situation. Don't bring up the
past.
31. Read between the lines.
32. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.
33. Be gentle with the earth.
34. Pray. There's immeasurable power in it.
35. Never interrupt when you are being flattered.
36. Mind your own business.
37. Don't trust a man/woman who doesn't close his/her eyes when you kiss.
38. Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
39. If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living. That is
wealth's greatest satisfaction.
40. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a stroke of luck.
41. Learn the rules then break some.
42. Remember that the best relationship is one where your love for each other is greater
than your need for each other.
43. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
44. Remember that your character is your destiny.
45. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.