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We Do the
Weed Killing
for you
We cut down the
competition

The Dark Brotherhood

Paul Carey
Phone: 666-6666

Phone: 666-6666
History

The Dark Brotherhood is an or-


ganization that prides itself on We come from an older land one
killing them weeds. We train of grass and trees and flowers
night and day to make sure you
How we kill dont have to deal with ugly
and bees. There are no weeds. So,
when we came to your reached
weeds land we feared the evil weed and
wanted to destroy it. We do not
charge by your form of currency
all we ask is the life of your first-
born son. Once you give us that
First, we magically appear. You wont see
we promise there will be no
us or want us, but weeds for the next 4-6 months
we will be there for depending on the climate and
you. Then we bring
our work ethic.

out our famous Prices

chemistry set and Kill weeds 1 son

mix some chems. weeds any longer. The way you


Kill People 2 sons
call us it through the White sacra-
Then we spray the chems all over you and
ment. This is where you sacrifice Kill nothing now thats priceless
the flowers. Kill that ugly lawn. Prevent
your fist born to mother nature.
you from spreading the ugliness. She then gives us a call to see if
we are free. We do not work on
The Dark
holidays or summer time in gen- Brotherhood
eral.

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