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The Clinic - Changes
The Clinic - Changes
Receptionist
(Smiles) Hi.
Darren
Hello.
Receptionist
Darren
Receptionist
Darren
Receptionist
Darren
Iwait-what?
Receptionist
Oh, Im sorry. How would you like your remains removed from
the premises? Would you like a coffin, or be cremated or do
you want to be thrown in a ditch?
Darren
Receptionist
Darren
Receptionist
Darren
Receptionist
Darren
ok.
Receptionist
Darren
No.
Receptionist
Thats nice. Can you fill out this form and sit over there
please? (Gestures to the seating area) Thank you (smiles)
Darren takes the form and a pen and moves awkwardly to the
seating area. He sits down and looks inquisitively at the
form. Then he looks back up to the receptionist, who is still
smiling. He awkwardly smiles back, and then looks back down at
the form.
The camera cuts back and forth between the text on the page
and Darens reaction once reading it. The form asks questions
such as Do you object to your remains being used for
Cannibals? and What kind of fertilizer would you like to
be? Darren is halfway through when the Doctor enters the
room, he gets off his seat. The doctor is chatting with the
receptionist.
Doctor
Darren
I-
Receptionist
Doctor
Doctor
Darren
I No.
Doctor
Doctor
Darren
Doctor
Doctor
Darren
Yep.
Doctor
Ah you lucky man, its a good day for it. Id love to kill
myself but the Government says Im Too important and have
so much to live for pfft, what do they know. Am I right?
Darren
Doctor
So, how would you like to die? You wanna do a little bit of
role-play? Cops and robbers except the cop is trigger happy?
Wanna play Doctor except the Doctor is drunk and is performing
open heart surgery? Ooh, I know- I could just stab you to
death right here and now (the doctor takes out a switch blade)
Darren
Doctor
Receptionist
Doctor
You sure you want to do that? I mean, youre only ever going
to kill yourself once, like. Might as well make it memorable,
yknow what I mean?
Darren
Yeah, but-
Doctor
Darren
Doctor
(Gesturing to his office) I can get it out for you now if you
want-
Darren
Doctor
Oh aye.
Darren
Doctor
Receptionist
Um, Doctor?
Doctor
Doctor
Oh sure, just book an appointment for next week. Ill see you
then.
Darren
Doctor
Darren
Doctor
Darren
Doctor
Are you insane? I cant kill you after six oclock! What do
you think I am, a murderer?
Darren
Doctor
Darren
THE END.
Orderly
Darren
Orderly
Darren
Darren
Orderly
Darren