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Darlings
Darlings
Nick Rester
Occasus Press
Darlings by Nick Rester
ISBN-10: 0692935134
ISBN-13: 978-0692935132
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Prologue
hand. She doesnt take her eyes off the tarmac. I know what shes
I touch her chin and she looks at me, but her eyes are glossy.
It will work this time, I tell her, things will turn in our
favor.
the miracle drug doesnt work, Marcy will be dead in two hours. If
the miracle drug doesnt work, Ill be dead in three weeks. And who
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I lean on her shoulder and smell her skin. She smells like
I squeeze her hand and know shes thinking the same thing.
friend. My obsession.
hour.
box.
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I could never accept mail to my apartmenttoo many creepy Iris
Dear Fey,
- D
arrangements. Writing a Will for all the shit I dont have. It sounds
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That lingering sweetness that would fade with time.
knew who Marcy was. She and her brother Day have been household
names since their birth. Their black father and white mother created
Two mixed kids with fatal diseases? Give them fashion lines!
Give them TV spots and Instagram pages and agents and fans. So
many fans. There were twenty children born with the Iris disease and
wanted fame.
and I was okay with that. But when the cheerleader asks the mathlete
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Phase One
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Chapter 1
snow. Well be pulling into the terminal shortly. Thank you for
flying American.
drivers name is Luis. The flash must have surprised him because
he's squinting in his driver photo. I give him the address of PS 111
Forty-five, he says.
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Where are we?
passenger seat. When his hand appears in the divider window, I see a
No.
Im not most.
His eyes dart from my left eye, blue, to my right eye, green. I
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Before he can, I get out of the cab. In front of me stands a
and a huge cast iron gate. PS 111 is written in yellow paint above
the faded blue doors. At one point, it had been a public school. And
I get my bag out of the trunk and the cab drives away before I
can close it. A light rain is falling and I hurry across the basketball
court and up the steps. I give a hard knock. Theres no answer. Its
Hello? I call.
While the exterior of the school has been left the same, the
inside is totally remodeled. It looks like a hotel lobby from the turn
class. Its early 20th century French. I couldnt tell you the name of
the architect, but I know the style is Art Nouveau. The floor is dark
mahogany and the walls are white with floor to ceiling Banksy
mine is a cheap poster and this looks like the real thing. Did they
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Twisted gold Degas ballerina statues adorn the spiral
staircase in the rooms center. There are five black doors on either
side of the hall. Franky, John, Jen, Jin-ho, Casey, Stefani, Brandon,
gamine: thin and boyish with auburn pixie hair. She isnt wearing
anything under her my dads a surgeon tank top, though there isnt
much to cover.
Southern twang.
She purses her lips and crosses the hall. With the hall being
reaches me, she leans in far too close and looks me up and down.
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My heart pounds and I feel a little sick. She has freckles on
her nose. I try not to breathe. Should have gotten gum at the airport.
Hows my breath? She stops her search when she sees my eyes.
Hot damn, she gasps, youre the last one, arent ya?
time Ive met another Iris. Its eerie seeing the heterochromia iridis
in another person. Her left eye is brownish red, like her hair, and the
Its a nickname.
Shes still looking from one eye to the other like they might
change colors.
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Didnt Marce say no family? she calls.
Shes in a black bikini, tall and thin. Her pale skin clashes
with her inky hair. Shes just as striking as Franky, albeit in a totally
different way. The best way I can describe the Iris girls features is
in different phases of his life. Their striking features are not up for
He aint here for the party, Franky says, hes the guy.
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Its worse than the nickname I tell her, feeling my cheeks
redden.
girl, huh?
name?
No.
Fey! I yell.
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Stefani leans so close I can feel her hot breath on my face.
The same colors as Frankys, but a little greener in the left eye.
The hell? She asks, staring into my eyes. Those are fake.
Nope, says Franky, hes the last Iris. Ive heard of him.
answering Franky. From the Casey door, a shirtless guy struts out,
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Casey, he says and notices my bag. These bitches didnt
even show the guy to his room? Stop pesterin him. Cmon, guy.
Im lead across the hall to the last door on the left. Franky is
still giggling.
Marcy?
I cant help but stare at his flat stomach. How does that even
happen?
some advice, bro. That pussys a steel trap. Nothin you can do with
her.
NewEx?
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You can hang out in my room until they get back.
Thanks.
looks like an office. An old wooden desk sits in the corner with an
Make yourself at home til they get back, he says, then get
something?
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Hes already out the door. Whatever.
better after a nap. A terrible pokes me before I fall asleep: what the
my mom. When she calls, her contact picture is Van Goghs self-
explain the plane ticket charged to her credit card. Ill have that
boy.
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It's dark in the train station. I feel my way back to the front
door. I'm blinded by the bright lights of the hall. There are rows of
tables and string lights and a full-size stage. The singer is in this
white sleeveless dress and white Ray-Bans and she keeps flicking
the mic.
napkins with the Darlings logo. A gift basket at each seat. Wrapped
cigarillos, and a custom iPhone: matte black with the Darlings logo
lights?
frantically.
I sit on a couch near the stage and rub the sleep out of my
eyes.
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Theres a champagne bucket at my feet and I check my
wrinkled, jeans are stained, shoes are worn out. Bottom line: I look
homeless.
Sir?
glasses at me.
each other. A round love seat sits in the middle. Looking top-down,
The guests flood in. They try to talk over the music. They
the Banksy murals. The New York Times are having trouble opening
their champagne.
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An explosion and cheers as the Times cork fires into the
rafters.
song ends, the lights dim and a spotlight moves to halls spiral
Jen and Stefani wear cocktail dresses with high heels. Jen has
an undercut, shes short and has two full tattoo sleeves. Her eyes are
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Franky's in skinny jeans and a leather jacket, ditching the
dress entirely. The girls meet at the bottom and strike a pose. Cheers.
Cat calls. They are waifish, tall, and ethereal. They float towards me
flashes.
The Irises join your hero, the hobo kid, in the VIP section.
I'm on the loveseat in the center of the eye and they don't
"You lost?" asks John. Hes got a Scotch accent and his
jealous.
John opens the champagne, sending the cork into the crowd.
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Too much touching with this group. Not good for my anxiety
disorder.
you're the lucky boy with the blue and green peepers.
attack right now. Not in front of them. Fit in, Fey. For Christ sake,
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I touch the handprint on my face. Jen tousles my hair like I'm
This thing is Jen, says Casey, kicking her in the butt, and
guys on TMZ.
here?"
"Just you," I tell John, looking around the group, "not that I
"Is he still talking?" asks Brandon kicking his feet over the
I look for a glass to pour the champagne into, but there isnt
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I take a swig straight from the bottle. They seem impressed
and I relax a little. Casey takes the bottle back and drinks himself.
She shakes her head. No, I mean, how many months you got
left?"
quietly.
four.
bottle.
shouts.
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"About eight," says Franky in a little voice, "hes the baby of
the group."
this with everyone. I look at the floor, hoping more champagne will
come soon. The more I drink the easier it will be to stay grounded.
random.
Seriously?
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Here come the beautiful people, whispers Franky.
Marcy appears at the top of the stairs. She walks with the gait of a
stairs.
the bottom, the twins stop to pose. The crowd goes silent.
Another pose. Flash. Another pose. The music swells, the crowd
goes berserk. The house lights go on and the party tries its best to
resume.
Marcy and Day part the crowd and take their seats in our
section between John and Jen. I thought the other Iris girls were
her hair slightly wavy. Her lips are full and naturally a dark pink.
She doesnt wear makeup and her light black skin is flawless and
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In this light, its hard to tell if her and Day are mixed or just
perfectly tanned. Marcys dress is simple and black and shows off
her long, toned legs. Ankles together, she leans forward to take her
His cheekbones are sharp. The twins have milky blue eyes,
though each has a bright white ring around one. Marcys left eye;
Days right. I see the resemblance. The ideal human being in two
genders.
staff member brings Marcy the microphone and she stands to address
the guests. The spotlight finds her and she looks directly into the
The staff circles the VIP section with hors doeuvres and I
take far too many and shove brie on toast into my mouth, entranced
by the show.
guests.
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Her audience laughs on cue. They do not have somewhere
better to be.
Ive never heard her voice before. She never did interviews
and never spoke during fashion shows. Until this point, Marcy and
The TMZ clip had reported the Irises gathering at PS 111, but
Marcy checks her watch, "in eleven minutes, the world will
She drops the mic into the ice bucket and lights a cigarette.
Her blue eyes fall on me. "Did you sign the contract?"
I swallow.
Miss Darling?
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Marcy is still watching me. Not looking at the servant.
Menthol smoke curls around her cheek. Get Fey a contract, will
first impression, Fey. A face full of food. I look emaciated, dirty, and
starving.
small, sweaty room with a water cooler and boxes piled to the
ceiling. The man searches a box and pulls out a thick contract. It
Darling.
I hear a voice booming from the hall: "10, 9," it counts, "8,
7..."
endless contract. Sections and articles and legal jargon all written in
0.3 font.
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"4, 3," counts the voice.
Fuck this. I sign the contract and run out through the crowd. I
"2, 1!"
downloaded the alpha, as well as the rest of the world, now have full
The Wired team already has their new phones out. I watch
the crowd playing with the app, posting their first NewExs.
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Chapter 2
The first review of the Eff It List was posted on CNET earlier
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Eff It List: though it has some bug issues, ex-super models
Day and Marcy Darlings debut app is worth checking out. The app
every day. Fun idea, but the delivery could use some polish. 3 out of
5 stars.
She holds it between her thumb and forefinger like an insect then
bites and swallows, gags, and recovers. I watch her do this two more
times.
Weve got busy lives, Franky tells me, sipping mint tea,
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The Mess Hall, as they call it, is designed to look like a
booths are red; the floors are checkered. Theres a buffet that no one
touches and a Greek yogurt fridge that cant stay stocked. I go to the
buffet and load my plate up with scrambled eggs, bacon, toast, and
get fat.
what I eat.
lucky.
something?
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She bites her lip. I dont know. Ya seem nice.
mouth and excuse myself. A staff member stops me in the hall to say
before I met the Irises, but they can just keep going.
I'm given a brass key and led to the farthest door on the
left. The key is heavy in my hand. This must be what people used
before pockets.
Metropolitan font. The brass key clicks and I push the heavy iron
door open.
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The suite is ridiculously, unnecessarily large for just me. Its
orange in their sockets. Street art adorns the walls. A topless girl
bed staring up at the exposed rafters. Whats the theme here? Warm
explore the rest of the suite. There are three rooms in all. The first is
my bedroom.
tub. LED lights in the hot tub change the color of the water every
few minutes.
I think.
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Two thousand miles away my twin bed is empty. My 5x5
beneath its desk. And Im here in New York City with a rainbow hot
tub. Maybe this is okay for now. I can always leave. The thought
scratching the back of her right calf with her left foot.
"For what?"
She loses her balance and I catch her. Our eyes meet.
We laugh.
Is she blushing?
Were picking our NewEx for the day, she says, shake a
leg."
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Marcy and Day stand side-by-side. Marcy is tapping her foot.
Day is zoned out, staring at a spot on the floor. I join the circle next
Marcy eyes me and I nod. Day doesnt look up from his spot.
Only Franky raises her hand. She nudges me and I raise mine
too.
one?"
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"Have a one night stand," says Brandon.
that."
says calmly.
She continues down the list until she reaches my name. "How
Marcy turns on her heel. Her voice is not louder, but shes
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Marcy returns her attention to me, totally unfazed. Ready,
Fey?
Day sighs. Marcy folds her arms and raises her eyebrows
inquisitively.
doing.
something.
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"Sex in public," says John.
I have my NewEx.
stranger.
"Then it's settled, Miss Clavel," Marcy says. She gives the
rolling chalkboard a shove and it wheels across the hall. "All the
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John hits me on the back. He is way too strong to make that
"Figure it out," says Marcy. She follows the group out and
I can't tell you why I chose Tiffany's. It all boils down to the
few things I know about New York. I don't know much, but I'm very
gum from Duane Reade, but I didnt want to let the group down with
a crappy first post. That, and the fact that each of these NewExs gets
97 Greene he says.
Sure I say.
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The ride over costs me $15. If Im going to navigate New
York and not go broke, Ill have to learn the subway system.
the door open for me. Ive never been inside a jewelry store. It looks
bracelet?
No, not the sterling silver one. The real silver one. Your
jewelry is removed from the case and laid carefully on the polished
glass countertop.
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You hold it up to the light and check the color. No, you say,
Perhaps the bracelet on the other side with the jade. Yes, that
will be the one. The sales associate excuses herself and steps away.
pocket. Walk, dont run, but walk quickly. Let them open the door
Ask questions. When you settle on one ask to see the necklace that
pairs with the bracelet. They will step away, confident that you will
be purchasing not one, but two items. Bracelet goes in the pocket.
is already thrown off. Hes a fake blonde and his name is Rick.
text. Really, Im opening the Eff It List. Once it loads, I tap the
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Your contacts are gorge, he tells me, where did you get
them?
trick?
bracelet.
You can change the charms, he tells me, if you dont like
crabs.
He returns the charm bracelet and takes out the new one.
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This is our Ten Chain Heart Bracelet. Would you like to
he catches himself and laughs a dry, fake laugh, right right. Its not
for you.
I send that one and the next four back. Nothing catches my
away and I notice hes left the counter door open. Now, Fey. Do it
now.
I throw myself on the counter and reach for the nearest piece
whole weight on the counter and hear something crack. Shit, its
I grab the brooch and turn the phone to film my prize. Proof
that I actually did it. Im certain a security guard will come out and
tackle me any moment. I run for the front door. Fuck walking.
The greeter with the eyebrows holds the door open and
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Im outside running down the street. I keep looking over my
shoulder, just waiting to see someone chasing me, but theres no one.
laughing like an idiot, clutching the metro pass in one hand and the
anyone else. I slip the stolen brooch into my jeans pocket and double
check that the NewEx was posted. Not only was it posted, Ive
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Im here now and that means something. It means I made a
something.
broke up with every girlfriend I ever had. But this, this Im following
through with.
the school, starting with the courtyard. From the courtyard, you can
look into the suites next door. The blinds are closed on whoever is to
the right of me. The suite on the left side is modern with a
they havent gotten to renovating those yet. When Ive finished the
courtyard tour, I take myself out to the main hall and up the spiral
staircase.
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At the top of the stairs stretches a long hallway, ordained
with more street art. I see Dr. Devon Russel, the scientist who
movie scene.
lightning that brought his creature to life. The creature beneath the
cartoony sun with a big grin and flushed cheeks. Luna Park shines
in bright carnival lights above it. There isnt a single booth or chair
in the banquet hall, only a disco ball in the very center with the
I figure the school must end here, but I see an open window
and take the fire escape. Back on the first floor, I exit into an arcade.
It looks like the arcades you see in 80s movies. Rows and rows of
video games. Black lights on the ceiling looking purple and fuzzy.
place.
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I find my way through the snaking arcade back to the main
hall. I hear laughter and smell food in the Mess Hall. Inside, the
"Franky, you got a rating 6.3," she says, "who did you end up
kissing?"
Franky slams her head down on the table. "Ughhh this guy
from NYU."
"Right here."
Brandon laughs.
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"No way! I stole from Tiffany's. That's got to afford me at
least a 7."
video.
focus jewelry.
1. Marcy
2. Stefani
3. Jen
4. John
5. Casey
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6. Franky
7. Brandon
8. Day
9. Jin-ho
10. Fey
"But I filmed that whole thing, I tell them, where's the rest
of it?"
randomly, from your NewEx," Marcy explains, "if the whole thing
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Chapter 3
I must have fallen asleep in the hot tub. I'm naked and my
stop.
That awful morning light fills the courtyard. Across the way,
number and I dont answer. It calls back. I rub the sleep out of my
"Yeah?"
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Whatup, Fey? Says the morning person on the line. This
is Boomer.
Check itwe got you scheduled for noon. Can you make
that?"
have an agent!
and answer it. It's my bald English servant friend. He's clean shaven
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"Your car is here, sir," he says.
Teeth brushed, pants on, hair combed. I'm out the door. I get
into the town car and find a thermos of coffee waiting for me.
anything?"
"Hey, um..."
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"It's Alphabet City."
you mean?"
Island, Brooklyn, Manhattan: that's where you live, Queens, and the
Bronx."
gentrified."
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"That's kind of like K-town in LA."
and Mexicans."
looking for the name Boomer. No luck. Rothfuss & Ellis Talent
Agency is my best bet. Before I can get on the elevator, the security
guard calls me from the front desk. I'm given a visitor's sticker and a
"Maron Boomer."
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On the sixth floor, I'm greeted by a nameless hipster with an
undercut and torn shirt. I can see his nipples through the shirt. He
gets me coffee and asks me to wait in the lobby. There are signed
youthful, and bored. I read last month's issue of Vogue while I wait.
"It's Fey."
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There's a big oak desk thats far too large for the space with
Jersey number.
"This is Fey.
you to wardrobe."
find my way back through the cubicle maze. Undercut must be Lee.
left.
Undercut blows out his breath and opens his desk drawer. I'm
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"Bring that back," he tells me, weve only got one.
to.
The eighth floor, unlike the one I just came from, has no
I don't know.
inseam.
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Which way do you dress?
Huh?
dress?
"Not following."
You think?
take a seat on a gold couch and when he returns he has three suits on
each arm. Pink, baby blue, purple, yellow, plaid, and red.
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I try it on and wonder how many buttons to button on the
jacket. Its a horrible color but it fits. Not too tight. Light, breathable
opens the door and looks me up and down. He unbuttons the bottom
button of the jacket and puts two fingers in-between the collar and
Its crazy what real clothes can do to change the way you feel
only suit Id worn before this was at Wills funeral. It was rented and
He slips them on and checks the length of the pants with the
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"The wardrobe arrives Thursday," he says, "will you
there by Thursday. If you could call me back, I'd love to know what
"Should I leave?"
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There's no door to slam, so I mash the L button in the
elevator loud enough for Lee to hear. But he doesn't look up from his
phone and the doors close and Girl from Ipanema plays. I should
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Chapter 4
waiting for me on the front steps of the school. The staff is having a
along the cotton and wool and silk and leather. T-shirts, dress shirts,
and ties.
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Black and grey boxer-briefs. Watches and cologne and cuff-
heard of and cant pronounce. And way in the corner of the shirt rack
Stained and threadbare. I pull them off the rack and throw them
knowing the feel of tailored clothes. I put on tan chinos and a blue
sweater and grey boots. I comb my hair and roll up the sleeves and
look at myself in the mirror. Gone are the skater shoes and dirty t-
shirts; the underwear that gets flipped inside out between laundry
days. I try to pose the way the Irises pose. It feels unnatural.
on time today.
Thank you?
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Shes still looking me over and says, somethings off, kid.
aint right.
to say well talk about this later. Marcy doesn't shush us. She stands
Once silence has been achieved, she turns and erases our names from
the chalkboard then tosses the eraser to Day who doesnt make the
"Our users feel the Eff It List isnt communal enough, says
Marcy, holding the chalk like a lit cigarette, they don't enjoy
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"To show that we're listening she shudders for effect,
bottom of the list. She gets in my face. Dont fuck my score up. If
youre going to get kicked out of PS 111, dont bring me with you.
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Jen throws her hands up. "Chill Stef."
"Just because I didn't grow up rich like the rest of you," says
Stefani.
John and Jen, figure out their shit, well be done with this NewEx.
the park. Fire escapes that shake in the wind. Murals with the
graffiti.
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Green with trees, some turning for fall. A wind grabs me and
I fight it.
Stefani orders two coffees and two spinach and egg croissants and
she pronounces it quassonts. Were handed the paper cups with the
sees that I noticed what she paid with and quickly stuffs the handful
I hate the East Village, Stefani says, I dont know why the
Starbucks later. Stefanis crossing the street and tells me to keep up.
School and it looks like PS 111. Except this one is still in use.
Stefani asks the school crossing guard where the nearest subway
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What was that about knowing New York? I ask.
She cocks her head. "You always ask this many questions?
Shes reading the subway map. The train comes and shes still
How do you know this is the right one? she asks, annoyed.
She rolls her eyes and we take the only two seats leftone
across from the other. The car smells like farts and Chinese food.
Stefani doesnt seem to care. Shes busy making out the subway map
We decide to get off at 8th Avenue and hope for the best. At
uniform was made for a much smaller woman. Dyed bangs that
You gotta walk to 14th and get on there. Take the E. Get off at 5th.
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The subway is proving to be much harder than taking an
They seat us by the window and we each order a mimosa, but they
dont have a liquor license. I get an iced mocha and Stefani a mint
lemonade.
"So," she says, having a bite of salad, "what are you getting
clothes."
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"I didn't know how the app worked," I say.
fashion sense.
stop myself from saying I want to fit in. I want to have a better
fashion sense.
We eat and Im not sure if I offended her. I get the check just
Stefani already has her pack out. She puts two in her mouth
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Versace has a different colored light in each window and
Stefani tells me its for gay pride. We go in and this blonde guy in a
suit and tie tells us hes right here if we need anything. I take out my
another Feyl."
Feyl? Really?
She holds down the record button and turns a full 360 to
show the store. "The trick is to make your video short. That way it
doesn't have much footage to choose from. Every time you hold
down the record button, it will add to the video. By the end of this,
That's why her ratings are so high. She's figured out how to
stylize her videos. Stefani repeats this slow 360 spin in each store we
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Its way too bright and I dont know where to start looking.
where there are live models. Gucci and Escada. Sergio Rossi. Nine
record it. Shes about to give up on buying anything when she sees a
pencil skirt in the window of Emilio Pucci. Its a small store with a
I tell her Ill wait outside and she says, youre the camera
App recording, she pulls me into the dressing room and takes
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I obey, recording her undressing down to her underwear. Be
The skirt doesnt fit so she gets one of the girls to come in
and measure her. The girl brings skirt after skirt and finally, she
finds the perfect match in this black leather pencil skirt. It looks
I stop the video and it posts to her page. Have a big German
following?
to see what hes so fascinated with, but Stefani grabs me. Deer in
the headlights, she says, pulling me down the street, where did
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The paparazzi attempts to follow but gets hit by a bicyclist.
Stefani doubles over laughing and pulls out her phone to take a
Iris photo sells for a couple grand. But if you can get the twins, thats
a 20,000 check."
Not this again, I say, pulling back, dont you guys know
personal space?
hard?
Itll pass, I say, leaning against the wall, I just have this
anxiety thing.
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Ha. Ha.
Every day, I say, pushing her off me, whats with you?
She shakes her head and takes me by the hand. Come on.
shes decided the coast is clear of paparazzi, she takes out her phone
She doesnt answer. Im lead by the hand down the block like
a child. Her GPS brings us down an alley, around the corner, and
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She pushes me inside and to the front desk. The receptionist
friendly Indian man in blue scrubs who takes me into a small room.
Yes.
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I close my eyes, but the brightness of the room prevents
Do you smoke?
Alcohol?
up. I eye the trash can just in case I need to throw up. How would the
wonder if they have a clothes washer here just in case that happens.
her wash my barf off the doctors scrubs. The door opens and the
doctor enters.
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Hes older, probably in his sixties. Hes got a warm smile
isnt a question, so I dont answer. Are you from the upper west
side?
I only ask because everyone from the upper west side has
He pulls a stool over and sits, keeping eye contact the whole
time. You have a disease and Im glad you came to see me, alright?
The hardest thing about having a disease is doing something about it.
You feel like youre incurable and so you ignore it, but it doesnt go
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This is not something you should be embarrassed about, he
says, its very common. Youll be driving and feel sick all the
sudden and pull over. Then youll spend the next fifteen minutes
retching on the side of the road, but nothing comes up. Have I
Yes.
not crazy. This is not all in your head. You have a disease and you
want you to take one in the morning and one at night. Im trusting
term medication. And Id like you to see them regularly. When will
I dont know.
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Then Id like you to find a psychiatrist while youre in New
I understand.
filled. Im given a little paper bag with my name on it. Two little
pillsone in the morning and one at night. Just like that, life
changes. You have a half hour consultation with a doctor. You tell
him whats wrong. He gives you two little pills. The daily pain. The
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I want to ask her to elaborate, but I feel like were not there
yet.
and wakes up each time the train stops. Theres white wine in his
paparazzi pic. She tells me Cara liked it. I don't know who that is.
The winos face tenses then relaxes. A watery brown shit leaks out
of his pants and onto his shoes. Stefani looks as though she might
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Chapter 5
The hot tub's gone cold and I wake up shivering. I've got to
stop falling asleep like this. I'll either drown or die of pneumonia.
And why am I always naked? Nights with this group are dangerous.
I thought my college parties turned up, but these guys can go all
night. John especially. How he drinks the way he does and maintains
undressing.
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And most of that footage, thanks to my shaky hands, was the
worse. And now I was fucked. And now I was going home.
later, I was okay with this. Ill deal with this tomorrow, I kept
my anxiety medication, and run out into the hall. Brandon's waiting
deserved it.
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Sorry, I say, wiping alcohol sweats from my brow, I slept
through my alarm."
Brandon scoffs and gets to his feet. Hes not much taller
He looks at his phone. "I don't love being a little person, but
I chuckle and he looks like hell kill me. "Is that funny?"
When I can see again, theres a group of teens who have set
friends have their phones pointed at us. "Are you getting booted
from PS 111?"
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I shove past them and try to keep up with Brandon, who's
himself.
follow.
effort, I get up after him. The second floor is just cross-beams. I find
"Pause," he says, and takes out his phone. He opens the app
runners use. We slide our phones in and strap it to our arms so the
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"Good idea," I tell him and he agrees. "Still not gonna tell me
that."
"The crane?"
"The crane."
Brandon crosses his arms. "Do you want to fit in here? Cause
the game."
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"Then be present," says Brandon, "fuck Tiffany's and fuck
5th Avenue. Experience some real shit. This, he points at the crane,
He folds his arms. Fine. You want me to say it? Ill say it.
Marcys sick of you bringing us down, making the app look like a
joke. You arrive looking like you dont care. You get shit ratings.
one will blame you. They dont expect much from Feyl.
construction site.
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"We've got 20 minutes to do this," he says, checking his
me up."
I tap the record button, making sure it's facing Brandon and
says.
his foot between the gate and the beam and shimmies up.
following his actions. Brandon taps his watch and I mouth shut up.
I wasnt talking.
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The crane tower has an internal ladder, but Brandon sticks to
climbing the outer beams. I go for the ladder but he hisses, no! and
It's cold and the wind shakes the crane. I take it slow, despite
our time limit. I'd rather get caught than fall. The slick yellow beams
are greased with the morning dew and my foot slips. I catch myself
with the crook of my arm. Brandon stops and looks down to see
continues to climb. We reach the top of the crane where the arm
folds and Brandon stops to catch his breath. He gives me a nod and I
return it. The arm extends the length of the construction site. An
first rung of the arm. The height isn't what bothers me right now. It's
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I dry my left hand on my pants. My palms sweat and I keep
drying one while the other holds on. Nearly at the flag. The app is
recording. It sees the whole thing. And then I hear Brandon make a
noise.
I turn to see what he's saying. He's lost his footing and sways,
both hands in the air, trying to regain his balance. I reach for him but
he falls. He reaches for the bottom bar and grabs it, hitting his chin
in the process. This makes a tremendous noise and shakes the arm. I
and grab his wrist. My hand sweats and I feel myself losing grip. I
shift my weight and hold on with the crook of my arm. This works
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Just one more second got it! Brandon grips the bar
We reach the flag and hold onto the pole, leaning out over
the void. Brandon taps the record button on each of our phones and
the videos post. I shiver in the cold, my shirt damp with sweat.
"They think we're gonna jump," Brandon says and spits over
the edge.
figured the system out. Everyone does some sort of fan service.
Franky likes to cry in her videos. Shes pretty when she cries and
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Most of his NewExs are of him weightlifting in compression
high votes. It could be because of her fame, but I think that's only
part of it. Her videos have a dreamlike quality. They're cut up, like
Marcy and Jen flew a plane. I watched the video. It was taken in the
cockpit of a Cessna. In quick intervals, the plane takes off from the
Long Island runway, up over the trees, and turns over the city.
Then the camera angle changes and we see Marcy flying the
plane, Jen in the back, the instructor in the co-pilot seat. She's
tattoos today. John got a Ronnie Coleman quote on his left bicep and
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He tells us it's Dr. Caligari's somnambulist. This video, along
phone. Brandon got an 8.3. Then he moves his thumb and shows me
my score.
Marcy taps the video icon and watches our video. It captures
the moment when I saved Brandon and right up to the point where
we touch the flag. It's perfect. She gives my leg a squeeze under the
table and my face goes hot. The waiters bring vodka and gin and
cold champagne and we all toast. Not just to our scores, but to the
for now.
O Flower of Scotland,
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Your like again,
His singing voice is terrible and the more he drinks the less
Scottish he sounds.
disappearing trick. I never remember them leave. I'm drunk, but not
that drunk.
Not strip naked and pass out in the hot tub drunk. Just strip
naked and get in the hot tub and stay awake drunk. It's been a good
When did I get in the hot tub? I dont remember coming back
towel but I didnt bring one. I turn to find Marcy has let herself in.
She doesn't respond. She crosses the room and gets into the
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When she comes back up shes laughing. Your turn.
me. Were so close our noses are touching. She sits on my lap.
My mind races.
room. She leans against my chest and I feel her small breasts against
me and her heartbeat going slowly in time with the song. I close my
When the song ends, she gets off. My eyes are still shut and I
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with the crazier NewEx. They got to be so outlandish that Marcy had
App users went ape shit over our videos. I would get private
dive, make thermite, free dive, ghost ride the whip, hood surf, BASE
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I didnt know what half of those things were, but Brandon
I soon realized that Brandon was the type who says yes to
dare him to eat the groups leftover wasabi and without hesitation he
John would dare him to jump from our taxi to the other
group's taxi, and before anyone could stop him, he'd be halfway out
explosive" sounded bad. So, we pitched: "Brandon and Fey will put
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He had the Anarchists Cookbook on his tablet. The best way
and add 20 ounces of glitter to it. Its not a bomb if theres glitter.
were a little harder to find. Brandon had the idea to make two
different videos. The first video would show us making the bomb
Amex was exclusively for Eff It List production only. Cab rides and
shotgun shells fell under this category, but I wasnt about to abuse
"What kind you need?" squeaked the little clerk with the blue
vest.
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Brandon knew exactly.
"Buckshot" he said.
counter.
The clerk eyed the shotgun shells. "What do you need this
We hesitated too long and the clerk moved the boxes back
only."
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When I produced no license, he repeated himself.
it would have made for a crappy NewEx. Instead of figuring out the
bus system, we hailed a cab and gave him the address. Time to use
the company card. The gun store was called Hunting Supplies and
"Let me buy the ammo first, then ask about the shotgun."
of buckshot shells. I was informed that there was a two box limit.
nudge and he got the other two boxes. After the purchase had been
made, and the shells were bagged, I gave Brandon another nudge.
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"How long's the waiting period for a shotgun?" He asked.
The man stroked his beard, "I wouldn't risk it. Just apply
online. It's $160 right now and the background check doesn't take
too long."
that license."
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Then I poured the gun powder into the metal pipe. Four
the end of the process, I'd stabbed myself so many times, there was
blood all over the boxes and the video looked great.
"Check."
"Newspaper."
"Glitter."
"Fuse."
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I found a staff member downstairs and asked for the biggest
candle they had. He took me to the third floor, a part of the school I
hadnt seen.
finally he clicked his tongue and tore open one labeled 'funeral'. I
took three large white candles, thanked the man, and ran back to the
roof.
as I tied three together and stuffed them through the pipe hole. Once
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It's 8:45pm and freezing on the roof. Brandon told everyone
and watch the firework and maybe that could count for someone
the twins in their pea coats. Marcy is drinking something hot and
huddles over the steam. Her chunky blanket engulfs her and she sits
on the ledge and sips her drink. I want to sit next to her and get
under her blanket, but Franky sits on one side and Jen sits on the
other. So, I sit with Brandon all alone and cold near the pipe bomb.
from ten.
"Ten!"
burns. He runs.
"Nine!"
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The wick burns down into the pipe and glows from
"Eight!"
the bomb.
"Seven!"
Fire erupts from the pipe, blowing the bottom off. A fireball
shoots out the end, turning it into a rocket. It propels off the roof,
across the street, bouncing off the side of a street lamp, and
moment, theres nothing and I think its gone out. Then the tree
ignites.
The pipe bomb has lodged itself between two branches and
the rocket end continues to burn a little flaming hole in the tree top. I
know its made it through the newspaper when the second round of
gunpowder ignites.
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The bomb explodes with a crisp pop. The shockwave shatters
fuego!" And a baby howls. Every dog on the block is going apeshit.
theyre unaffected. Marcy blows the steam from her hot chocolate.
Casey takes a picture. Jin-ho has recorded all of this. I realize I'm
the group retreats inside. Everyone except for Marcy, who joins
"This will make the news," she says in her calm monotone.
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"I'll pay for the damages," I tell her.
publicity.
turn the tree into a smoldering stick. Marcy finally takes a drink of
She tosses the cocoa with its mug over the ledge and heads
bench and wait anxiously for the report. It doesn't come until the
very end.
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Just after 9pm last night, video footage from the Darling's
Grainy footage shows the pipe bomb rocketing off the roof
statement.
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It is unclear at this point whether the app has breached the
Apple store's terms and conditions. The firework broke two windows
and there were no injuries. The 186-year-old oak tree, however, was
destroyed."
wall. Among Jen's recipe ideas and Casey's cock sketches is written:
scores."
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Eff It List Leaderboard
1. Marcy
2. Jen
3. John
4. Brandon
5. Casey
6. Day
7. Franky
8. Stefani
9. Fey
10. Jin-ho
the floor.
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Jen mouths the word ten and holds up ten fingers. Ten
Marcy ignores the two. "And 3,400 have joined since the
I killed it.
I smile at her and she returns it. I think I finally figured this
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Her profile name was changed to 'Marcy [Head Honcho]"
and she went offline eternally. She also stopped partying with us.
She didn't have breakfast with us. She didnt have dinner. When I
would stay up all night partying with the guys, I'd see her dressed
and leaving as I was stumbling to bed. When she did have a moment
"Poor Marcy, shes too busy," Franky would say and shake
night, and Day would sit in the corner nursing his scotch. If we
called him over, he'd give a quick shake of the head and raise his
drained him.
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"What's an INTP?" I asked.
My naivety made her giddy. She whipped out her phone and
went to her bookmarks. When she gave it to me, the website's header
"I bet you a million dollars you'll be an INTP too," she said,
people. An INTP comes in and shakes the boat a little bit when it
I'd already started the test and tuned her out. She waited
excitedly the entire twenty minutes it took to finish the damn thing.
That's why she's good at leading people. She's marches to the beat of
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"Not in the slightest."
"I just thought you might be," she hesitated, "cause of your
full name."
Casey laughed, "I forgot about that shit. Your name is really
Faith?"
liberals."
He was sick for a long time, I said and drained the glass,
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There was a silence and then Franky said, "I don't talk to my
school. Then it was my momma and me and I had this horse nose.
Not even kidding. I begged her for rhinoplasty, but she'd get
so mad when I brought it up. One time she flat out slapped me. Since
messy after that. Took most of a year, but it happened. I got it at age
16 after I proved she hit me and how she stole money. Now I get
monthly checks.
First thing I did when I was free was fix my nose, she
laughs, I still get the checks, but they're made out to 'cunt' or
whore most of the time. The bank still takes em. I don't care
She blew out her breath, exhausted from the monologue, and
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I ran my fingers through her short hair.
son. He counts his sins on two hands. Dropped out of high school.
out. When the last finger went up, his glass fell to the table. Ran
out of fingers.
John gave him a pat on the back and we sat for a while, just
drinking.
But I went to the dentist as a baby, my molars show I was older than
Casey asked the question that was on all our minds, "when
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Jin-ho drank his whisky. "Im blessed to not know."
"You may not be the youngest after all," Franky said to me.
attention.
I didnt answer.
He drank too and closed his eyes to taste the whiskey. When
he opened them, I saw they were misty. His milky blue eyes were
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It is remarkable he said.
We turned our attention to her and she began. "I've never said
this to anyone, and I'm a little drunk, and I trust you assholes, so I'm
Stefani balled her hands into fists. It looked like she might
shouted.
Stefani opened her eyes and seemed shocked to find she was
still there. "Damn, that felt good That cannot get to the public.
creepy uncle.
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As the phone was passed around, each of us regarded the
"I don't care if you guys think he's ugly. He is ugly, but I love
him."
slurred.
Stefani threw a wine bottle at her. It just missed her head and
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John was on his feet. Casey got between the girls.
anyway!
Chill I said.
Franky left the Mess Hall and Stefani went to the wine fridge
to replace her bottle. Two staff members appeared with a broom and
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your bucket list in three months. I know this because at the three-
ideas. Three months in, the Eff It List had 4.8 million users. The top
fucking love the Eff It List. These extreme NewExs put the app
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Marcy's continued denial to make any public statement only
with us in weeks. When she came into the Mess Hall, everyone shut
muffin, and a Cliff bar. When her food came, she only ate the
bar. Once her email was finished, she looked up to find 18 color-
remember which action item was next. When it came to her, she
snapped twice and reached in her bag and passed around invitations.
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And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable
around here?
She left her untouched plate and hurried out with a quick
goodbye.
Yo! I said.
palm and tried to act cool. Want to be my date for the party?
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She took my invitation and tapped the bottom. Your date
dark hallway, her boots clicking on the wooden floor, glowing in the
empty hall.
Yeah, Marcy?
I yeah, I do.
dont.
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Her phone rang. She glanced at the number and rolled her
eyes.
Ill make time for you, she said, and answered the call.
thing of the past. Its Sunday morning and Marcy greets us on the
school steps.
My bag waits for me in the front yard along with the others. I
hope no one finds out the crappy old suitcase is mine. Everyone else
get away from all this work. Im still wondering what she meant by
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I watch the girls giggling and talking about clothes as I have
a cigarette on the steps. Brandon comes out and taps one of his own
"I don't get it," I say, "why do they care so much about
shoes?"
the question go. Jin-ho runs across the yard to open the taxi door for
his girlfriend. He's been talking about her coming to visit. Her name
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We say our goodbyes before we leave and he tells us he'll be
aboard, smelling the diesel fumes and Febrezed seats. Its just Jen,
Stefani, Brandon, the twins, and me. I sit in the back and take out my
phone. Marcy and Day sit together at the front and Marcy chats with
the driver.
and I were in the back, playing our Gameboy. We only had one so
we had to take turns. Pass each time you die. It was Wills turn and
our dad asked the question he always asked when we made it out of
the city and onto the country highway: Dylan, Simon, or Taylor?
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These were the three tapes in his cassette arsenal. Being the
oldest, I got to pick first. Simon. Always Paul Simon. The first song
on the tape was 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover and my dad would
Anaheim was only a two-hour drive from our house. When my mom
fell asleep on the ride home, I promised my dad Id stay up with him
should stretch our legs and get a bite to eat. Theres no Starbucks
coffee like everyone else. Its not the same. Jen and Stefani get in the
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John has the guys of the group eating clean. He preaches
I call him a fat ass and get a bag of antioxidant trail mix.
Even Binge?"
gain weight?
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You wish, dude. Anyway, thats my new goal, says
Brandon, taking the carton of M&Ms from the shelf. Ill be the first
fat Iris. The smallest and fattest. What do I have to be afraid of?
he says.
packs from the cartoon and flips a cigarette upside down. Then he
gives it to me.
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For?
No secrets in PS 111."
He laughs. "Leagues dont apply to her. But, Ill tell you this:
most eligible bachelor for the most wanted girl in New York."
to the bus driver. I see Jen and Stefani approaching and brace myself
for the inevitable fight with Brandon. As they join us and unwrap
their fast food, I drool over the sticky yellow paper. Ive never been
Their fries suck, says Stefani, stuffing three fries into her
mouth.
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Jen turns her attention to Brandon. Here it comes.
your Oompa Loompa friends' song? She starts singing, What are
We cant get fat, sie dumm fuhrt, says Stefani, flashing her
eyes.
seen in public with you. You already make us look like a freak
show.
much as you.
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Brandon is standing on his seat now, looking down at her.
Jens face.
says, wiping her shirt with her face. Ice falls from her hair and
Stefani gives Jen her napkins and I put the tray back on the
table.
Stefani, youve got one month! She shouts after him, one month
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Marcy is talking so boisterously in the basement that we can
And I found the four, but theyre in bicycle jail. If you would
like to make a jailbreak with me, call within the hour. If not, I have
window.
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One ros and some hushed gossip later, Melissa is knocking
The twins lug the bicycles up the stairs to the balcony and
chair.
Stefani and Marcy and I take the bikes into town. Theyre the
a bridge into town and I stop to look at the river, wondering which
couple on Segways. The woman is pale with bad teeth and an, I ate
Ive been around the Irises too long; normal people look
question.
above me.
Mystic River.
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Im an idiot. The couple Segway away and I notice Stefani
and Marcy are gone. So, I ride down Main Street to see whats what.
The wind and crisp air confirm its fall. In California, you
have to take the calendars word for it. Its eerie how every store is
what if they do? Itd serve Melissa right, not providing the bike key
For what?
Thank you.
I get a pint of Guinness and sit by the window and watch for
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But whats stopping me? Unlike Brandon, I have 5 months
1. Money check
2. Time check
3. Passport no check
helping a customer.
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Ah, no.
away and Jen and Stefani chase them into the dark. They dont
return for the lighting of the bonfire or the first bottle of wine.
with an empty wine bottle. Brandon and Jen are still not talking.
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Marcy is sitting across from me, the fire between us. Why
cant I muster the courage to sit with her? Why do I feel used from
the night in the hot tub? She probably does it all the time. Guys are
light glows, giving the night a dreamy feel. Theres a row of sticks
near the beach wall and two umbrellas still standing from summer.
The light's house looks empty and a film of dust cakes the windows
inside.
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I see the silhouette of Stefani, her mouth open, and Jen going
down on her. Stefani has Jens hair, pulling, pulling, and a letting out
I shrug. Nope.
The light of the bonfire dances on their faces. Jen and Stefani
jump out of the dark and scare Brandon who shrieks like a girl.
Dont care, says Marcy, raising her hand. Now that were
mandatory promise.
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My favorite kind of promise, Jen says, pulling at a wine
cork. It breaks off in her hand, leaving half the cork in the neck of
PS 111, you have to ride it out until the end. Theres no shortcut. No
get out of jail free card. From now on we will be each others suicide
Jen stops trying to open the wine. Whats this about? She
asks.
killing themselves left and right. I don't want that happening here.
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not to kill myself.
Brandon takes Jens bottle and thumbs the cork in and takes
back.
doesnt hear.
Stefani rolls her eyes. Fine. Have you ever been with
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Jen laughs. Brandon takes the bottle back and turns to me.
I pick dare. He finishes the wine and drops the bottle in the
sand at my feet. He has this devilish grin and I wish I had picked
Truth.
Marcy.
firewood.
little too far to the right and stops on Day. He feels everyones stare
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"You can't," says Jen giddy with excitement, the game
"No music."
She closes her eyes and runs her hands down her hips and sways
softly. Her dance is slow and melodic. Her audience doesn't laugh.
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I'm entranced. Everyone watches her, then me, then her. The
shadow of the fire plays on her face. After the minute has passed,
girl around the bonfire. And dont half-ass it. I want to see your
best."
"Fine," I say, tossing the butt into the fire. I look for the
wine, but it's gone. Day tosses me his flask. I drink until I cant drink
anymore.
I look at Stefani who crosses her arms, then at Jen. Jen sees
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We kiss for a long time and theres a familiar taste in my
tasting Stefani.
gets off me, helps me back up, and gives me one more kiss. She
fixes her hair and glances at Stefani who proceeds to knock me down
"No," I lie.
Stefani rolls her eyes and shifts her hips to position herself
and kisses me. All I can see is her dark eyeliner, doe-eyed and
intense. I run my fingers through her hair as she had done to Jen
behind the sand dune. I pull softly and her whole body tenses and
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"Finish your dare," Marcy says, skewering another
marshmallow to be roasted.
do it' look. I walk around the fire. Marcy does not knock me to the
ground, nor does she straddle me. I sit next to her on the blanket and
we look into each others eyes. I expect her to look from my left eye
to the right like everyone else, but she doesnt. She looks into me.
paintings.
and our lips meet. Her lips are thick and she smells like smoke and
caramel. Her hand moves to my cheek. It's warm and her thin fingers
wrap around the curve of my chin. Unlike Jen's erotic kiss, Marcys
kiss is delicate and makes me feel like I'm the only man alive.
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There's nothing else in the world except for us. The sounds of
Time!
Her eyes are still closed. Did she get lost too? They open and
says.
Yeah ha ha.
cigarette and do my damnedest not to make a big deal out of the kiss.
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But I still taste her and my hands shake so I dig them into the
entranced in the dying fire. We stay out until the fire has all-but gone
and the cold is too intense. They gather their towels and the empty
bottles.
Brandon and Day and I bring blankets out to the balcony and
have a nightcap. The girls go to bed. I only hear two doors close.
None of us talk. We drink our cold wine and smoke. Brandon and I
clink glasses. Day sits by the railing, looking out at the sea. At some
I want to talk about Marcy. I want to tell him about the kiss.
But he yawns and says well talk tomorrow and Im left alone
outside. The cold gets to me and I take my blanket and quietly take
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Everyone wanted a room with a beach view, but I didnt care.
lights off and get naked and wipe the sand from my feet. I brush my
someones been sleeping in it. I throw the blankets to the side and
see Marcy curled up in the middle of the bed, nude. She reaches a
sleepy hand out and takes the comforter back and covers herself. I
presses into her. Her skin is smooth and warm and I put my arm
around her. Her hair smells like salt and smoke and I take greedy
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I stay awake as long as I can, listening to her breath, thanking
every deity I can name. I feel her heartbeat. Our heartbeats. At some
Its the bus horn that wakes me up. Im alone in bed. Marcys
Marcy chats with the bus driver all the way back to PS 111.
Theres frost on the bus windows. When we pull up, Day is the first
one off. It's snowing outside. I hug myself and exhale a cloud.
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I lie down in the snow and do what I imagine every kid does
Brandon takes out with his phone: "Thats called snow, Fey
Fey?"
"Nope."
girl standing at the gates of the school yard, a duffel bag in her hand.
boots. Her hair is platinum blonde and her features are striking. She
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I brush the snow off. "Who's that?"
"That's Parisa LeDour," says Jen, "she was there for our first
Parisa pushes the gate open and crosses the yard. Her duffel
Jen helps Stefani up. You dont remember what she said? If
Jen doesnt miss a beat. And now that were a thing, youre
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I have a week left, says Parisa.
Parisa takes her phone out. It looks like shes texting. I look
and you wont want to hear this, but I couldnt live with myself if I
didnt tell you. She scrolls down to continue reading. When you
are born with a silver spoon, friends come easily. I have always had
friends, but never best friends and I never knew why until now. I
realized that they could not understand me the way my own kind
would.
was scared. I dont know why I was scared, but I think it was
because I had never been around my own kind. You are all a little
scary.
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And I wish I had come sooner. I really do. But I had so many
Parisa lowers her phone, her face pink against the falling
snow. This is not going how she had planned. Stefani goes inside
while Jen stares Parisa down. When Stefani returns, shes with
Marcy.
We wait.
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pitch meeting.
Shes wearing flats. Ive never seen her wear flats. Come to
Write the craziest thing you can think of and dont sign your name.
Its got to be anonymous. Whatever your group pulls from the jar is
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Dang, Im nervous says Franky.
this.
Day folds his arms and returns to the wall he was previously
leaning on.
Once everyone has written a NewEx, Marcy takes the jar and
shakes it. Then she writes the group names on the board:
I suppress a smile.
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Marcy places a hand on Parisas cheek. You thought what?
Dont say it out loud, Marcy says, cutting me off. Just get
to it.
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You sure you want to do this NewEx? I ask, re-reading the
paper.
I guess we dont.
She rolls down the window and lights a cigarette. One hand
rests in her lap while the other dangles the thin cigarette out the
limo.
coooooool.
She takes a quick drag and blows smoke out the window. She
With my new wardrobe, came outfit cards that detailed which pieces
go together.
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Its called the Rothfuss & Ellis Style Playbook. You follow it
like a recipe. It even says what cologne to pair with each outfit.
Todays recipe started with a red and white checkered Canali button-
Black Label Jeans (white) and Jordan kicks (white and black) with
jacket.
She reaches over and re-adjusts my tie. Did they give you a
tie clip?
She clips it below the third button on my shirt and runs the
tie through. After another scan of my outfit, she gives her approval.
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She tells Mark to stop shortly after we get across the
The fence is topped with barb wire and its far too tall to
climb. We casually walk down the block, checking for breaks in the
fence and find none. When we reach the end of the block, Marcy
Bud lets out a sigh, puts down his magazine, and walks over
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My dad works here, says Marcy.
Yup, I say.
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Bud gets on his walkie-talkie, yeah, this is Darren. Is an Eric
Marcy rattles the fence. Were so late. Dad will be worried sick.
gate.
Darren opens the gate and tells us to sign in. Marcy signs her
walk straight down the road and take a right at the curve. Well have
to wait in the break area and we are not allowed on the floor under
any circumstances.
security monitor.
shushes me before I can ask what her plan is. We follow Darrens
instructions and turn right at the bend of the road and enter the break
room.
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Its a trailer with a couple folding tables and a burbling
coffee maker. It smells like Folgers and motor oil in here. Marcy
checks to see that the break rooms empty and heads over to the
lockers.
counter.
I get it for her and she tries to pry a lock off. It doesnt
Why?
She doesnt answer. An idea has just hit her and she runs
I notice the trailer wall has that 70s-wood paneling and its
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I use it to look at the top of the locker. I can see a small space
between the locker and the wall. I wedge my fingers between it and
She gets me by the waist and pulls. The metal groans and the
whole set of lockers falls to the floor, nearly crushing us. Before I
freshly gouged hole. She bites her lip, fishing around inside the
locker.
Her face lights up and she raises a keycard above her head. I
monitors.
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The generators hum from their gated pens. Electrodes snap
unassuming shack. She slides the keycard and the door opens.
through another security door, down a partially lit hallway and into a
large server room. Its freezing down here and the air conditioning
keeps messing up Marcys hair, but shes too focused to fix it. I like
money shot.
Im still nervous, but the darkness and the cold comfort me.
complete our NewEx. What does she know about servers? She stops
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What now?
She gets on her knees and looks under the console. With a
steady hand, she reaches between the racks and grabs something. Its
a thick black chord. She follows the chord, crawling on her hands
and knees, to a wall breaker. She pries it open with the screwdriver.
I point the cameras to face Marcy. She gives a wink and flips
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Like a generator!
We break it, she says and doesnt fight the smile this time.
I press record and Marcy jams her screwdriver into the LCD
wires pull out of the back and I get on top of it and jump up and
down until the side caves in. Marcy gets on with me and we hold
hands and jump and kick and she records the madness.
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Finally, after a minute of bashing, the generator dies. The
servers shut off one by one and the alarm gets louder. Emergency
lights flood the server room and Marcy and I make for the hallway.
Up the stairs, Marcy swipes her card again and before the
charge him, tackling him to the ground. He fiddles for his belt. Its a
gun. Hes probably going for his gun. What am I doing? Im going
easy for such a big guy. He seems to be in shock. He cant get to his
feet. Marcy is yelling at me to get up. To move. She has the gate
my vision blurs.
I touch my chin and see blood. Darren is on his feet and I see
what he was trying to get off his belt. Its a Taserthe kind that fires
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Shit! Hes saying, rubbing his arm. His hand is starting to
Darren kneels. Marcy doesnt take the gun off him until were in the
car.
my chin.
and pulling the trigger. A tiny flame pops out of the guns barrel and
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Its 3:30am and the group has a nightcap, but I stick to my
bloats me. Im trying to stay under 2,366 calories a day. 200 grams
65 grams of fat.
out.
trays anymore. Little ash piles cover the Mess Hall floors. Ash is
Franky, who picked the seat furthest from me, looks up from
beneath her sweatshirt hood. How much time do you have left,
Stef?
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We agreed to stop asking that fucking question! Snaps Jen.
No one volunteers.
I will, I say.
number.
Yeah?
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Can you call my parents too? After, you know it
happens.
Of course.
I smile at her, but she doesnt return the smile. She pulls her
They nod.
The rest hold their drinks up and I hold the vaporizer up and we say
nothing. I notice Day in the corner. He didnt raise his drink. I glance
here.
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You still havent told her? Asks Franky from beneath her
hood.
her. I say.
tomorrow, I say.
Franky comes and sits next to me. She puts her head on my
shoulder.
Whatever.
have to put the phone on the table. Its on speaker and the phone
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You have reached the voicemail box of Leslie Davis
The tone sounds and I cant speak. The call time counts
Franky.
And Im okay.
And Im okay.
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Ill be okay and I love you.
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Chapter 9
will get here by 7 and I tell him its got to be 6 in case I dont like it.
Its his new album and no one likes it but me and Casey.
out into the courtyard and smoke it wearing nothing but my Armani
boxer briefs. Casey, whose suite is next to mine, taps on the glass
and flashes me. All I see is a mane of hair. Guy needs to shave. Who
likes that?
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At six, I get a knock on my door. Its one of the staff and hes
got my mask.
Its a pale white Venetian mask with three faces. The faces
on the left and right side share the eyes of the middle. The left face is
crying, the middle has no expression, and the right is laughing. I take
DRUNK.
O.K.A.Y.I.G.O.T.I.T.
I put the tux on and stand before the mirror. I dont recognize
gotten me into gin. I swirl the cold vermouth around the glass and
pour it out. The Hendricks goes in and I garnish it with an olive and
put some of the olive juice in it. Stefani hates this martini.
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I invite her in and make her a martini and she begs me to
hold the olive juice. I dont and she cringes when she tastes it.
vermouth.
date?
No, she says and throws herself onto the couch, its
stressing me out.
Noooo. I dont want to get up, she takes out her phone and
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I join her on the couch. She cocks her head, do you hate this
dress?
Franky smiles and crinkles her nose and I watch her freckles
dance. Her smile is painfully cute. When I see it, I want to take her
relent and close her eyes and kiss me back. Ive been watching her
Who wants to be our dates tonight? She taps send. Done and
done.
"To make it easy, well pick the first post," she says and taps
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The next one, she says, rubbing the image out of her eyes.
messages, and tap the most recent reply. Its another fat guy
masturbating.
your name?
The girl responds with another video. She smiles again and
puts a finger to her lips, then she flips the camera to the laptop
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Frankys managed to crawl on top of me, still reaching for
the phone.
I let her have it after the message is sent. That was easy, I
She sighs loudly and rolls off and onto the floor losing a shoe
in the process.
Wow.
Shut up.
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Youd like that, wouldnt you? she says, pulling the dress
down between her legs as she gets the shoe on. When I dont say
anything, she sighs and flashes me. A quick flash of pale skin and
Seven Nation Army. The singer wears a leopard print dress and
leopard mask with feathers. The band members are all skeletons. My
stranger. The two of them are playing corn hole and his girlfriend's
bean bag flies over the edge of the roof. Jin-ho runs to the ledge and
looks over. It must have hit someone below because hes laughing
and laughing.
Marcy steps onto the rooftop wearing a red ball gown, red
diamond earrings, red stilettos. Her mask is the top half of a skull.
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And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable
The smooth sway of the runway model. One foot waits as the
other glides and steps. Glides and steps. I take her hand and kiss the
I go for that.
I spot Kathryn on the other side of the bar. Her dark hair is
curled and her dress is yellow and she wears a flaming yellow sun
her hips, good lord does it show off her hips. And her butt. Not so
much her boobs, but who gives a damn? Her butt. Dont look at her
people are watching her, wondering if she came alone. I wait a little
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She rests her elbows on the bar and takes a deep breath and
lets it out and tries to look casual. Im late and she knows it. Im late
I come up behind her and touch her arm. She spins around
and her mask nearly stabs me. When she realizes its me, she offers a
Im Fey.
I know, she says and she giggles, even with your mask
Shes cute, but her teeth arent great. Shes got a gap between
her front teeth. Maybe its endearing. I could learn to love it.
I see all your videos on FIL, shes saying all in one breath,
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She tries it and I see her cringe a little. Wowee zowee. So
The fuck?
The bartender gives us the drink and motions for the next
person in line.
Marcy Darling?
Yeah.
to herself.
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And now shes texting. I sigh loudly and drink. Ill just get
drunk. She bites her bottom lip as she texts. Thats definitely
endearing. I can see the gap when she bites her lip and that kind of
makes her look like a hillbilly. She notices me watching her and puts
student?
pear garnish.
Jesus Christ.
dress and a peacock mask. Of the three, shes the only one talking.
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Entomologist, she corrects, a scientist who studies insects.
notices I'm distracted and rubs the back of her neck. "Why am I
She takes a big gulp of her martini and coughs and coughs
"This is the first time Ive met them, I say, usually we just
When I heard PS 111 was opening its doors for the first
time, I freaked. I actually went on the FIL forum, which I never do,
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"We all started talking about you. Youre a lot of peoples
favorite Iris."
I am?
I take her by the hand. "What did they say about me?" I ask,
She blushes, "that you're handsome and shy," she runs her
fingers up my arm.
Shes not making eye contact and I think about taking her
chin and making her look at me, but I dont. I think of her teeth.
kinda looks like a dude. Maybe shes a weightlifter too. Shes got a
cape on and John is having her feel his thigh. Then she takes his
picture.
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"I don't really know," she admits, "you don't seem shy."
I make her laugh all the time. Have I made Kathryn laugh
And the guy is laughing too, I think. Cant tell with the mask. Hes
Ha. Yeah? I like yours too. I mean, your outfit, not your
dress. Ha ha.
Ha. Ha.
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Franky sees me watching and waves and when her date looks
away, she puts a finger to her temple and blows her brains out. I
the bar.
hair.
Theyre gonna see her teeth. I hope she keeps her mouth
have a date.
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Kathryn blushes and stares at the ground. Shes wondering if
Ill pressure her into sex. Or maybe she wants it? Nah, she seems too
sheepish.
time.
Youre both wearin' masks, says Franky, wait till you take
em off.
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In For The Kill is playing and Im wondering how this fits
the masquerade theme. All of the lights turn off and neon laser lights
flood the dance floor. Strung above us and lining the floor,
bath!
finishes her drink and begins to take her clothes off. I follow.
were dancing.
Major Toms rocket takes off, a pipe bomb fires into the sky and I
spot Brandon far away from the crowd, stamping out the smoking
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It shakes in its ascent and explodes high above us. I can feel
the explosion and I know Kathryn feels it too. Brandon is just full of
surprises.
peculiar way.
They sit on the ledge watching sparks rain from the firework. And
for a second I cant tell the difference between the sparks and the
stars.
Someone screams.
Someone jumped!
I push through the crowd and look for Marcy but she isnt
there. Three stories down, I see her. Parisa on the front steps. I leap
onto the fire escape and slide down the ladder. Casey follows me and
were the first ones at the scene. No one wants to get close to her.
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Parisa must have landed on her legs because the left foot is
missing. In its place is this thick purple rope. Wheres the foot? I
scan the ground. Shell need it. The right leg is bent the wrong
direction, pinned beneath her. Her head is turned and shes looking
hear her breaths. Theyre staggered and I hear the lungs stick
together at the inhale. Her left arm is trying to lift her body. She tries
two more times, raising and lowering. Then the arm stops moving.
Amazingly, her mask stayed on. I take it off and set it beside
her.
They roll from left to right and she smiles. Her smile fades
like shes waiting for the punchline. And she smiles again. A thin
squeal emits from her lips, a squeaky wheel where her voice box
She stops trying to speak and her eyes bulge and I hear this
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At first, I think she's choking. Should I do CPR? Should I tilt
her head to clear her windpipe? But her breathing returns to those
gasping pulls.
knows.
She called 911 and now shes got her phone out to record.
crying. Casey squats and watches. Then the convulsions stop. The
rasping gets louder, more violent. People in the crowd are pushing to
eyes. Theyre glazed over. I ask her to blink. I say it out loud.
Blink, Parisa.
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Casey looks at me like Im crazy.
But she doesnt blink. She doesnt move or make any more
Police arrive and rope off the area and begin their
questioning. I go inside before they can question me. Ive got to find
stairs. They descend the spiral staircase in a constant flow. I wait for
them to clear out go up to the roof. No one is up there except for the
staff who drive guest traffic with flashlights. The kind they use to
direct airplanes.
one answers when I knock. I finally find Day in the indoor pool. He's
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Parisa is dead. She fell off the roof.
He furrows his brow and gets out of the Jacuzzi. His clothes
are hanging on a wall hook and he takes the phone from his pants
hangs up.
Where is she?
shes upset.
I run to her room and bang on the door. Marcy, its Fey!
A group of guests push past him and out the door. Hes
scream and when I looked over the edge she was down there. So, I
went down and, I realize Im crying, and I went down and she was
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On the ground, he says.
found her?
Im an Iris.
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I point across the hall. Thats my room.
No.
Im sure.
even notice.
of those parties.
Iris, yes.
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He puts his notepad away and talks into his radio. Looks
like a 10-56.
to bring that little girls corpse to the morgue where her family will
identify the body. Then theyll cut her open and do an autopsy. If the
Lets hope I dont come back here, Jay, says the cop and
leaves.
ceilings. Dramatic LED torch lighting. Its dark inside and it calms
my stomach to sit.
Marcy smiles. I heard what you said out there. Thank you.
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For what? I put my head between my knees. Did I take my
in the floor that brings warm water to the pool. There are no
I came to my tomb.
Day said you saw her fall. But you don't seem messed up at
all."
gold cups.
While youre here, you will see things like this. In Parisas
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I, I try to collect my thoughts, havent seen someone die
before.
No shit.
Its a reality and you need to face it. We all do. Ill die in
three months.
Why?
wading pool.
me to the pool.
The water is hot and relaxing. She strips too and gets in
across from me. Her body takes me out of the numbness for just a
What are you thinking? She asks once settled beneath the
water.
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Parisa was trying to tell me something. I wish I'd been able
to understand.
No, Marcy says firmly, she wasnt. Her brain was dead
and her body was catching up. They were not words.
"Ive seen it." She says this way too calmly and it gives me a
another one. Her mocha skin is pinkened by the hot water. The
Marcy returns with a full cask. She fills my glass and helps
me out of the pool. I look for a towel but there is none. Being nude
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We leave a water trail to her bedroom. Its a simple room
with stone pillars and a tile mosaic of an ankh on the floor. We get
into her bed, still wet, and Marcy gets in with me and puts her head
on my chest.
My mind is empty.
I dont answer.
How am I?
How am I?
How am I?
and distant all the time! You fuck with my mind, sleeping in my bed,
getting on top of me in the hot tub, then the next day its like it never
happened! And where do you go every day? Why are you never
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Marcy returns her head to my chest and after a moment I hear
shes crying.
I pull on her hair and she fights back, pushing me against the
headrest.
I try to kiss her, but she pulls away. I take her by the arms
and get on top of her and kiss her, biting her lip, and pull a little too
hard.
She sucks in breath and I kiss her neck. The taste of her skin
is insatiable.
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Say it. Say you fucking need me.
bleed.
Say it. I look into her eyes. Her cheeks are flushed. Say
it.
I need you.
I'm inside her and her eyes shut tight and this pain comes
over her. This real, unfiltered pain, and when I look, I see theres
blood.
"Are you?" I ask, but she grabs my butt and pulls me in.
I kiss her again and she tries to pull away again but I dont let
her. And in that stone tomb in the middle of the night she gives up.
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Chapter 10
There were three funerals this week. The first was held in the
had committed suicide one day before her 22nd birthday. The second
funeral was for Ally Bishopan Iris who jumped from a Vegas
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The medical term is subarachnoid hemorrhage and it usually
causes a stroke. But for us, it's lethal. Every time. Perfect genes.
the day his parents adopted him: February 22, 1994. His actual
A taxi driver called his death in. Jin-ho turned 22 in the back
The stairs are still roped off with police tape and there are candles
and pictures people have left of Parisa on the steps. Someone keeps
the app will be taken offline any day now, so we've started recording
everything and anything. This is more for the fans than for us.
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I doubt he practiced anyway. I can't imagine a devout
Stefani.
prayer?"
Stefani bows her head, Jen holds her from behind. Brandon
in Chinese, dammit.
"I know how to say 'its nice to meet you'," says Stefani with
a shrug.
Franky gives her the go-ahead and Stefani says, "xng hu".
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Fans line the sidewalk, looking in through the bars of the
Will the staff do it? Will the fans? What will they say about
me?
trade a hundred of you normies for one of us. Were worth the lot of
you. Why cant selfie girl get Marcys death sentence? She looks 16.
the time.
She hasnt noticed me, about to take another selfie. Then she
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I feel a hand grip my shoulder. I whirl around, thinking its
swollen eyes.
Franky falls into the snow. My anger fades as I look at her all
pink faced and bulky in a NYFD jacket. I try to help her up but she
doesnt take my hand. I fall into the snow beside her. Even between
layers of jacket I can feel her warmth. Shes doing that shaky breath
thing and she wipes her nose on my sleeve. Beyond the gate a crowd
fights for position to take the best picture of us. Shutters snap and I
dont care.
should have asked for her number and I don't want to ask anyone
else. I wrote her a note. A simple, "where'd you go?" and slipped it
When it's really late and I'm sure everyone's gone to bed, I'll
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"I saw her on the roof last night," Franky told me.
They say it's bad luck to smoke where someone died. I wonder
stopped calling a month ago. I guess I dont need to text anyone now
wind. I walk briskly down the street, past the park, and into the
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This will be the first time I meet him in person. All our other
late. Its called The Modern in MOMA and I tell the hostess who Im
rimmed glasses make her look older than she is. She gives me a firm
and perfect.
I sit and she orders an iced tea and I get a vodka tonic. She
holds up a finger and tells the server to change her order to the same
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Oh? Thought you were just being friendly.
She studies the menu and when shes made her choice, its
mine. She waits three seconds and removes it, "I'm so sorry."
the green zucchini gnocchi with black truffles and I get the sea bass
succotash.
she unfolds her napkin, "now if you're ready, lets talk about next
steps."
"I know theyre working on it, but I don't know what it is."
"Right," she says, flashing a smile, "you and the rest of the
world will find out soon enough. Let's discuss your role in the
process."
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I drink more of my vodka tonic.
Final arrangements?
Like I said, the lawyer will discuss the finer points with you.
Now look here at section 3a. After Mr. Ucif passes away...
"Brandon?"
returned to the house. Has Ms. Darling shown you the viewing
room?"
"Then you'll remember section 3a, she taps the contract with
the back of her pen, Mr. Gais ashes should be arriving next week.
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Those will be placed in the viewing room. Then Mr. Ucif's
ashes will be placed as well. Andy, the building manager, can show
She purses her lips. "Are you sure you read the contract? Mr.
and Ms. Darling outlined your role with the ashes of the PS 111
My friends, I say.
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"I cant speak for them, says Christina, but I believe that
remains?
She taps the contract with her pen. I cant speak for the
corpse cremated and placed in a custom urn with your epitaph. The
I blink hard and drink my cocktail. "If I'm the last to go, who
places my urn?"
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"You really read the contract? She asks.
signature. Mr. Boomer wanted to touch base with you before Jin-
Well, Im confused.
again?
She isnt drinking her cocktail so I take it. Will you order
another?
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This is un-profession-al, she sing-songs.
whatever?
Smart girl.
She gives me a look to say knew you didnt read it and flips
to the front.
She turns the page and I see notes have been made in the
margin. And we have some interest from Anthony Cumia to get you
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Hes great at writing in your voice, she says, finding a print-
mine and she asks me not to get drunk. Neither of us eat the food and
I drink and she goes over the agenda that will roll out over the course
of my final months.
will be deceased.
worry now.
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I chew an ice cube. Christina gets the servers attention and
"Sure."
"Same time?"
"Sure."
The server returns with the bill. Christina pays with her
Uh huh.
I watch her leave down the stairs, her heels click click
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Ill need a moment. A moment to finish my cocktail and hers.
a lot of questions, come to think of it. First, you tell me to come and
stop by. Stay for a week. No obligations. Then you have me sign a
novel-sized contract.
Marcy can give me answers. I'm sure it's not as terrible as I'm
something in her that night. She let me see the real her. I know that
was real.
Does Marcy like flowers? All girls like flowers. I'll get her
flowers.
roof. Its freezing and snow falls in the light of the projector. The
Were huddled next to the air vent and the staircase entrance
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The movies about to start when the roof entrance opens and
Marcy steps out. She gives a wave to the group sits down next to Jen
I rub her legs under the blanket. "Why are you wearing
shorts?"
She grabs her bare foot and pulls it contortionist style to her
nose and sniffs. Franky offers her foot, wriggling her toes and asks
do my feet smell?
She releases the foot and stuffs it back under the blanket. Her
hot chocolate. After the rum, Casey passes around Jin-ho's little
silver bullets. These were once lipstick cases. Now they're full of
coke.
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I look over at Marcy. Shes into the movie. Franky smiles
gums. It has a bitter taste and I drink the hot chocolate to get it out of
my mouth.
you what it was. Something about a fox thats trying to get his tiny
fox family out of a hole. I didn't hear one line, because I was talking
We need to get out. I'm not a club guy. Never have been. But
has a pleasant numbing feeling that starts in the mouth and moves up
the nose and into the brain and floats your head like a balloon.
Houston Street. They won't let you in if you don't know the
password.
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Jen takes us to the front of the line, thinking the bouncer
cigarette and says this club sucks ass anyway and we should go to
Element.
jazz.
and I don't have any cash. Thats what I forgot to ask Christina about
Luckily, Jen bankrolls us. It's dive bar red inside and we
shoulder our way through the crowd to yell our drinks at the
bartender.
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They take card, thank god. I give them the PS 111 company
I have a gin and tonic just to mix things up and Casey gets
Jen and Stefani go to dance and Franky and Brandon and I find a
place to stand near the stage. It's a 90's cover band and we know the
songs and sing along. Casey is chatting up this dog at the bar. I
"No shit?"
Casey does a shot with the girl. A song passes and he's
making out with her. Another passes and theyve gone to the
bathroom together.
formula."
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Things would be easier if I didnt care who I fucked, I say.
Jen and Stefani are making out and Franky is waving to get
and a navy-blue jacket. Her scarf, tied in a French knot, pools in her
lap. I think she's in her thirties. She looks wasted. When I see that
The girl smiles, not looking at us, and nods. Brandon elbows
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"Sam," she says.
"Do you want to keep the tab open?" Asks the bartender.
We clink glasses.
glasses again.
notice. The song ends and she finishes the drink with some effort.
With a graceful stumble, she gets to her feet and heads to the
bathroom.
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"You coming?" She asks.
I curse and finish my drink and get off my bar stool with a
Brandon and Sam start kissing. She has him up on the sink and he's
He's got her topless and she's taking his pants off. I'm
Sam crosses the bathroom and takes my phone. Then she kisses me
and I reel back, but she pulls me in. I try not to puke in her mouth.
jeans and unzips me. When I open my eyes, I see Brandon's got his
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"Don't record this!" I tell him.
I cant get hard and she leaves me hanging and returns her
ankles. This is a good a time as any to try the real thing. I put a little
on my wrist and snort it. It makes me cough and when Sam sees
what I'm doing, she wants some. So does Brandon. And before long,
both of them have it on my wrist, breathing the stuff in. Sam licks
behind."
Fuck. Shes a fan. Did she follow us here? This is a bad idea.
fuck off. The coke helps me get into the right mindset. Im thrusting
into her. Soon shes dead weight and I have to hold her hips up.
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"Fey, look, he says.
I open my eyes and see the girl has passed out. She's in a
kneeling position, her cheek on the edge of the sink. Her eyes are
rolled back and she's drooling. Brandon drops down off the sink, still
unconscious.
"No, dude."
"She's done."
"And I'm not, he says, why are you helping this bitch?"
I leave the bathroom and hear the door lock behind me.
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Chapter 11
fuck this train. Fuck this hour and twelve-minute ride to a fucking
the F train.
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Its a colloquialism. Means youre pissy. Whyre you
pissy?
She stretches and I see shes shaved her armpits. Some days
elbow subway car? Her bubbly chirps gather attention and two high
Fine, idiot.
Her friend is prettier, blonde, with a bright smile and blue eyes. The
Before I can answer, the girls make their way to me. They
shove their asses into the seat on either side of me, pissing off the
entire row.
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The Aryan girl strikes a duckface and holds her phone out at
girls use.
her selfie I turn and kiss her on the lips. Braceface gasps and Aryan,
She smiles and kisses me one more time and goes to repeat
the selfie process with Franky. When its their stop, they get off, and
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Aryan smiles one more time and blows a kiss and gets off at
York Street.
just Franky and me and a group of kids down at the far end of the
train. Were let off at the horrid old Coney Island terminal, reeking
Franky puts her pink Wayfarers on. She was too young,
Fey.
I ignore her and put my sunglasses on. Lets get a hot dog.
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What a spectacle this must have been back in the era of one-
I get an all-beef hot dog and crinkle cut fries and drink my
diet Coke and imagine a hurricane tearing this place apart. Franky
finds my table and sets her tray down. Shes got fish and chips. Who
here?
A Ferris wheel?
What?
Its stupid.
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Tell me.
heights.
ask.
Whys that?
food.
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Seriously, I hate puke. Ill never forgive you.
She tips her French fry tray upside down. Ill bring this just
in case.
getting dark now and you can look down the line of red and yellow
towels and toss their beers and make their way home. We pass a
carousel that glows and spouts a tinny old rendition of The Sailors
Hornpipe. The crowds and the music and the screaming roller
medication.
Land a ring, get a prize. Step right up and try your luck.
dyed red hair and a cigarette eternally hanging from the corner of her
lip tells us to step up. Its a ring toss game. Looks simple enough.
The carnie tells us to watch her. Without even looking, she tosses
three rings in succession over her shoulder and they all land on pegs.
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One ring gets you this, she says, pointing a yellow hangnail
at the small prize shelf, two rings, the medium prize shelf, and
three rings, the giant prize shelf. Win your lady a prize.
dollar bill and takes her three rings. The first two land perfectly over
pegs. The third bounces off and the carnie catches it.
shirt on. In his left hand is an erect banana. I put him on my shoulder
Ferris wheel.
We get in line for the Wonder Wheel. There are four people
ahead of us.
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Ooh, Fey, lets get one of those after the Ferris wheel.
the plan.
Shes got a point. Then how are we gonna make this video
worth watching?
gotten up there and run onto the ride and hed have pulled you off
we dont have money but still want to ride the Ferris wheel.
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And you think hell take pity on us?
Its our turn in line and the ticket taker, a thick, leather slab
sigh, isnt there any way we could get on? Wed have to get back in
Then she lifts her shirt and flashes the guy. The carnie stares blankly
at her tits. Her nipples are hard and red in the cold. I think hes
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I end the recording and join Franky in the car. Once inside I
I am not.
The Ferris wheel begins to move and she jumps. Can I sit
Come here.
She scoots over and I put my arm around her and start
recording.
Act natural.
Out of what?
Five.
to rock.
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I laugh and stop the video. Okay okay.
Please.
I stopped.
Breathe.
cheekbones.
Now her eyes are open. You startled me. Thats all.
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Its super awkward all the sudden. Ugh. Say something, Fey.
Sorry, I say.
Let it go, she says, and realizes she can see over the edge.
She looks out through the blue wire mesh and over the ocean. Im
take her phone and record the view and I turn it on Franky whose
eyes are full of tears. Its usually a gimmick to get more votes, but
again.
She covers her eyes with one hand and her lips with the
other.
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Chapter 12
American, correct?
black community?
entrepreneurial venture.
words. George began again on the community issue, but Marcy cut
him off. She would not let him get another word in until she was
finished.
George.
danger. No, I don't think the people who abused the social network
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"Are you setting a good example for your fans?" Robin
asked.
had a prepared answer. "If we inspired just one person to live today
might be."
continued, "I'd like to tell you about phase 2 now. We don't have
much longer to live. Some of us only have a month. I'm sure you've
here, I want to give our fans the Iris Experience. The 'Eff It List' was
the appetizer. We're skipping dinner and giving you dessert. PS 111
was once a school, now its the Iris home. On December 1st, PS 111
will open its doors to the world and it will make history once again.
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On December 1st, PS 111 will be the most exclusive night club in
experience new things. The only rule at PS 111 is: when you're here,
all around. They high five and shake hands and hug and I wish I
family, correct?
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Marcy nodded slowly, I am representing the members of the
They turn their anger towards my home and my friends. They attack
me the only way old money knows howwith lawyers. You keep
using the words role model and community but you havent
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You are happy to speak publicly about your app and
business endeavors, but you have never discussed the incident that
ended your modeling career, and now you dance around the topic of
Day leaned forward in his seat. His hand was trembling, the
Day downed his scotch and vacated the Mess Hall. Everyone
Phase 2. No one heard Marcys statement except for Day and me.
Theyd been happy not talking about Parisa since the incident. Shed
been cleaned off the steps and out of the groups collective memory.
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Little yellow orbs at the end of a green stem. They were
unusual and pretty. Marcy isn't the type of girl you get roses for. Id
"Do you want a note with the flowers?" Asked the florist.
have time."
renaissance man. First spoke of that wheel was the speech lessons. I
agency employees.
the morning.
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The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal
hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty and all forms
of human life.
The second spoke was the fitness program. This was done in
clothing, even the clothing I wore, was not an option. I shadowed the
agencys tailor.
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I attended Urban Shopping tours, Gilded New York, Textile
fashion show. Third row from the runway. Marcy would join me
like Karlie, were bouncy. I liked her the most. Pretty and smart were
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They were delicately constructed, flawless in a human way,
and when it got hot they could really sweat. Pools of sweat.
tutors was more dedicated and sensational than anyone else I knew.
model.
So
Shut up. You arent at the top and you never will be. No
matter how hard you work, no matter how talented you are, no
matter how much time you put into becoming the renaissance man,
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There is someone out there smarter and more creative and
more talented than you will ever be. Theyre out there killing it. As
we speak. I could name twenty elites who make your effort look
passive.
Okay
as fuel. But it should not be your driving force. Your driving force is
the knowledge that no matter how many people are out there who are
better than you, none of them are Irises. And none of them are as
beautiful as you.
You, right now, are the most beautiful man in the world.
You are the rarest, most physically flawless man, and everyone
knows it except for you. Thats the only thing your instructors will
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Its December 1st and PS 111 opens its doors tonight. Al, our
Its Al the bouncers job to cast the party the way he would
cast a movie. Only people who fit the theme will be admitted. How
do they know the theme? Word of mouth only. For tonights theme
Day reads the new PS 111 guidelines before the club opens:
We will refer to the main hall as the Gold Ballroom. The New Luna
Park is now the Club. The arcade is The Dungeon. The bath house is
the Baths of Manhattan. And the roof is the Moon Room. Got it?
We got it.
Palm trees have been added to the Gold Ballroom along with
three bars. These only sell juice, because the clubs liquor license is
pending.
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This makes PS 111 an 18+ nightclub. The couches from the
announcement party have been brought back along with the VIP
I peer out the open crack of the front door. Al the bouncer
stands at attention. The yard is filled with people, single file and I
can see the line wraps around the side of the school.
Marcy provided a strict Ferris Bueller-only track list for the first part
only 80s and 80s remixes and nothing past 1986. This is done for
authenticity.
the bouncer say. Whatd you say? Get the fuck outta here fore I get
passionate. Not you either. Whats your name? Linus? Nice name,
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It only takes 15 minutes for tonights theme to get around.
People call friends and have them bring clothes. Military berets and
leather varsity jackets, white oxfords, and printed sweater vests. The
Camerons wear Red Wings hockey jerseys. The Sloanes get silver
fringe jackets and blue tanks and shorts. People strip naked in the
courtyard and put on the new clothes to get in. Everyone wears Ray-
Bans.
inside, dummy.
first club guests and they know it. They surround our VIP section. A
Casey smashes the phone on the ground. Get the fuck off
The staff cleans the phone pieces and ropes off the VIP
section and we watch the ballroom fill to capacity. They crowd the
juice bar.
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Looks like everyone got the memo to BYOB. The 18+ crowd
spikes their drinks with hidden flasks. The DJ slows the track and
the lights dim. A neon sign lowers from the ceiling and flickers on:
Stop it."
Casey lets a Sloane into the VIP area and dances with her.
way I'm dancing tonight, so I leave the VIP area and go upstairs.
Theres a huge line to the bar in the Club, but I walk to the front. The
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A Ferris pulls out his phone to check our roster. John?
start making a drink. Hes dressed as Ben Stein from the movie with
his sleeves rolled up. He looks pissed until he recognizes who I am.
Get the simple syrup and lime juice from the fridge.
put all of the ingredients into a tumbler and shake it with ice.
glass.
How do I do that?
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He takes the used lime wedge and quickly shaves the peel
off. It falls into the glass in a corkscrew shape. I give the drink to a
Its even more fun when you add alcohol, says the
bartender.
at the bartender who tries to keep up. Whats your name again? I
When I look up hes not there. How long have I been talking
to myself?
in his most suave tone asks, have you got any booze back there?
Fuck no, I yell and throw the money in his face. A quarter
Next! I yell.
over and over even after hes out of earshot. Ugly plebe, I laugh.
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A Sloane comes up and orders a drink. I give her an
Next! I yell.
He looks at me in disbelief.
bars closed. I head up to the Moon Room and have a cigarette and
ignore everyone. But I cant ignore this old hag dancing in knee-high
boots and tights and this awful long-sleeve eggplant colored thing.
One guys got his hands in the air and grinding on her and his
friend is watching.
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Her hair has grey in it. Flat out grey, not even dyed. Shes
something.
I walk over to the group and step between the guy and the
woman and they both stop dancing, the guy just looks confused. A
few of his friends stop and theyre watching and the woman has
music.
Now the guy has his hand on my shoulder and hes telling me
changes and I know she has. You rotten little shit, she says and
pushes me.
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Now a group is gathering around us. Bring it on. Bring your
young, viral, energetic face. Does she not get the picture?
glass which hits me right above the eye and an overwhelming pain
I look for a staff member and get his attention. Hes already
watching, waiting for an order. I point at the woman and drag the
already escorting her out. I hear her protesting the whole way,
down.
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Do something! I tell him. Defend your grandmas honor,
you pussy.
His pulls him away and they disappear into the crowd. Gone
they ever here? Im sure that old woman was. I can still taste her
nerve in my mouth.
through the crowd and into the girls restroom. I shove my way in
and when I see what theyre working on I gag. It looks inhuman. The
girl must have been 16. Shes bloated and one eye is swelled shut.
Her face is so fat and rounded that the lips have disappeared into the
lipless mouth. They use the defibrillator once more then resume the
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Jen finds me in the crowd. Shes drunk and has to steady
Looks like were making the news after all, she says.
the photoshoot. He tells me not to eat. Drink room temp water. Not
cold. Get shoulder, triceps, and abs in before the shoot. Trainer will
meet me at the gym. One last thing: Don't get hopes up. Photoshoot
Click.
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I throw on clothes and walk three blocks to the gym. What is
something bad. Another talk on how Im not good enough. I read it.
My heart skips. Youve got this. I sit watching this guy wash
his hands in the locker room sink. Is he ghosting? No. His image is
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Youve got this.
Im still smiling as I leave the gym. I hold the door open for
Manhattan.
GQs receptionist is this really young guy with jet black hair
and piercings. His shirt says: Free Miley and he asks me to sit.
suit. He says Ill be working with the other John today, hes the
The suit fits well and I ask if I need to try anything else on.
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John, the photographer, is shorter with a head full of
cowlicks.
and he tells me to lie down on this old leather couch, but keep my
chin up.
Stoked to check out your club. Read about the death. Crazy
stuff.
Flash.
Flash.
Interns drag the couch off the set and replace it with a wall of
Flash.
Flash.
green.
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Have fun with it, John tells me.
I hold the glass eyes to my own and stick out my tongue. Its
a blast.
The interns take my shirt, vest, and jacket off. They replace
my suit pants with light pink shorts and fit me with loafers and no
socks.
Flash.
photoshoot.
Flash.
Lets take this to the roof, says John, tossing the camera to
an intern.
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The rooftop set looks like a New Years party just happened.
at every table. Extras are passed out on the floor and this giant clock
hangs on a pole where the wall would be and its set to 11:59.
champagne. I heard they used ginger ale on set. I drink it and John
Huh?
have fun.
the coast. Here in New York you could take me on a boat around
Flash.
John lets the interns know were ready for models. Wardrobe
changes my clothes.
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Two girls join me. Theyre both in bikinis, tan, and plastic.
Flash.
Flash.
Flash.
north of LA.
Flash.
John calls over his shoulder, can we get a sound bite here?
and says, I was the nerd dating the captain of the cheerleading
team.
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John nods and the intern lets me read it. I tell him its fine to
use.
Flash.
Flash.
We finish the shoot and we're riding the elevator back down
"Two dead girls," John says coyly. Got a serial killer in the
house?
I walk back to the school and crash. While I nap, the staff
cleans the sea of bottles and vomit and cocktail napkins. Their
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I get up at 7am and shower and go out to the courtyard for a
the local news today. TMZ has exclusive photos of Tairas death.
I open the article and look for myself in the pictures. You can
see the side of my head in one of them. Turns out she hit a speedball
and ODd within minutes. She was 25, but looked younger with all
that swelling.
Taira.
Once its updated the app launches and I see the color
scheme has changed. Its gone from a dark black and yellow theme
Christmas lights.
A video goes full screen and plays clips from last night. A
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People in costume are dancing. The DJ mixes. The New
The video cuts to black with the question: Who will you be
tonight?
Its 3:40am and we gather for our nightcap. Maybe its the
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This nights conversation starts out simple enough: who did
Casey bed tonight, what combination of opiates did you try and what
were the results, how many views did your PS 111 NewEx get, and
crash, but it never happens. We hit our second wind all at once and
Does no one care that this asshole hurt me? Asks Stefani.
better. Like Jen. Jens a good lay, says Casey, raising his glass.
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Stop it, says Jen, this isnt a fucking pity party.
He left his wife to be with me. Hes got hes got two dogs
and a house and hes still living with his wife, but theyre not even
phone.
was having a good night. A good night. And you gotta talk about
depressing shit.
Casey.
home?
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Everyone turns to Day. Hes sitting at the booth on the other
side of the room. The light above his table has gone out and I
wonder if he noticed.
Yup, says Day, swirling the scotch in his glass, its dead.
Im joking, he monotones.
How did that happen? She asks. Her big eyes well up with
tears.
Day shrugs.
her breath.
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Franky puts her head on my shoulder and I rub her back.
Day shrugs.
I walk Franky back to her room. Shes still talking about her
cat. They found Benji in the basketball court. Saved him from the
snow. Franky named her Ariel, found out she was a he, and on the
ranting goes. At her suite door I give her a hug and tell her well
I promise.
Tomorrow?
Alright.
She leans into my chest and sniffles. When she looks up I see
her eyes are so much clearer after tears. Its easy to tell their
opposing colors. I see flecks of gold in her left eye and teal with
flecks of blue in the right. Her nose is red from rubbing at it and I
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Sorry, I say after the kiss.
She smiles at the floor and gets her brass key from the back
pocket of her Daisy Dukes and unlocks her suite. The doorstop trips
polished shelves.
eyes.
I get her to the bed and part a purple canopy. She kicks off
her sandals and unbuttons her shorts and falls backwards onto the
mattress.
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Little help, stranger? She asks, sticking her legs straight up.
thong from Pink. I go to take her top off but she stops me. I can do
I face the wall and listen as she struggles to get her bra off.
I promised didnt I?
Promise again.
She gets under the comforter and claps, but the lights stay on.
Night, Franky.
Her voice comes through the darkness, felt good when you
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If youre offerin.
I sigh, fiiiiine.
I find the bed and briefly get stuck in the stupid canopy. She
rolls over and I sit on top of the covers and rub her bare back.
Shut up.
What lady?
Hmm?
Nothing.
Fey?
Yeah?
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I already told you.
Tell me again.
It felt right.
It doesnt hurt.
I rub her back and after a while I think shes fallen sleep.
I take my shoes and socks and jeans off and get in bed with
her.
That alright?
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Whats with you girls sleeping naked?
Marcy.
I just know.
We kiss and she runs her hand down my stomach and into
my boxers. She lightly strokes me and I kiss her, biting her lip.
changes things.
sharp little chin. I thrust into her and she sucks in a breath, holding
my butt.
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I slow down and she releases her grip and guides me up and
in and back out in a smooth motion. I feel her stomach tense. For a
moment were frozen in that position, out of breath, cold with sweat.
Then, gradually, we release and I fall next to her on the bed. She
I get out of her bed and clumsily find my clothes in the dark.
my departure.
With one sock on, the other abandoned, I tip-toe to the door,
Stay?
I step out into the bright lights of the Gold Ballroom and shut
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Chapter 13
Stelar. After that After that, what? More music from the 20s.
Music they would have played if they had DJs and Jay-Z remixes
I tell her to make herself a drink while I get ready. She asked
to be my date again and I had no reason to say no. Its not like Im
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I check to see if Kathryn is watching and tap some coke out
the 30s. The staff is wearing tuxedos. I dont want to look like a
member of the staff so I put on white cotton pants and a grey jacket.
My tie is what GQ called the Must Have Tie of the Year. Its
shoes. They wear those in old movies. I text Boomer and tell him I
need them for tonight. Hell let Christina know to get them here
He takes a long time to text back. I can see him writing and
bed with the canopy and silk sheets. She leaps on it and rolls herself
into a burrito of blankets. Ill just live here from now on, okay?
wing-tipped shoes.
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How do you ever leave this place? Asks Kathryn, content
Fey?
me.
Im fine.
Should I tell her about the shoes? If she doesnt know what
wing-tips are, I may have to explain it, and I dont want to explain
anything. The courtyard feels small and for a moment I forget where
the door to my suite is. What if I got lost out here? How fucking
statement.
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Ha. Right. Cmon.
party smoke.
I prop the roof door open and tell her to wait, but she says
Marcy has appeared and now she and Kathryn are talking. I
brushed back. Shes got these diamond earrings and a headband with
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She takes Kathryns hand. Leave the boys to their devices,
excited fan girl smile. The girls go with Marcy. Jen grabs her drink
and starts to follow them but Marcy points at her, not you.
The roof door slams shut and Jen folds her arms. The vape
reaches me and I take a hit. Its harsh and I cough a little. Hash?
yet.
Jen finishes her drink and turns her attention to me: Whats
table of drinks over. I leave before one of them kills the other.
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Marcy and Kathryn are inseparable for the rest of the night.
Because they like to torture me, they sit together in the VIP section,
Weird how?
Whatever, Fey.
through the number. The famous number that reserved their spot in
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Her lips arent full enough. Her smile not bright enough. But
she still smiles and still dances and for that moment in front of the
whole crowd she is Ginger. Back from the dead for one last dance.
me.
I upset her?
nice.
must have recently plucked them. Her lips are a little too pink. Too
much lip-gloss. Her breath smells like vodka and when she touches
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I pull away from her touch. Im gonna get a drink, I say,
want something?
No you alright?
She follows me. Gingers song finishes. I cut the bar line and
me. I remember its a dry bar and give up and head to my room.
Wait in the VIP area, I tell her, remember where that is?
I dont care what you do! I say, and leave her in the crowd.
oak tree in our courtyard. So many people behind me; no one out
I make another martini and steel myself for whats next. I dont have
time to string Kathryn along. Shes a normie. She will not, no matter
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Back outside, I weed through the audience and to the VIP
section. Kathryn is sitting by herself. Jen and Stefani are making out
Oh, she says, thats why youre acting weird all of the
sudden?
Yup.
It was nice meeting you all, she tells the group, and leaves.
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They must have been watching the whole thing. Who cares.
Everyone in the lower east side is here having a drunken blast in the
most exclusive club in town and I dont care. Kathryn hates me and
Franky hates me and Marcy doesnt give a shit about me and I dont
care. Parisa is dead and Jin-ho is dead and nothing matters because
in four months well all be dead and this club will be a fucking ghost
town.
machines cloud and for a moment I feel like Im floating and the
music slows and the beat drops and Im back in my body. The DJ
Count Basies band. Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr.,
The hipsters who know the Rat Pack go crazy. Dean Martin
holds the mic. Im sick of these games. Its not cool. Its not fun.
head, good to be here, but boy are my arms tired from the flight.
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Dean doesnt hear me. Everyone on stage is smoking and
the stage and kisses Dean on both cheeks. She curtseys to the rest of
the Rat Pack. Sammy Davis mock-faints and Frank catches him.
Dean.
their hand. She leans over the edge of the stage, shading her eyes.
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Her search pans left, then right. She gives an over-
exaggerated sigh. This is hard work! Then she stops and points at the
Stefani leans over and kicks me. What are you waiting for?
The crowd parts and I get on stage and Marcy gives me her
hand. I feel numb and wonder how real any of this is.
Glitter falls from the rafters. I smell her perfume. The same
scent. The Rat Pack smokes and snaps and we circle the stage in our
dance.
Fill my heart with song and let me sing for ever more
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All I worship and adore
earth?"
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I blow my breath out. And who would you pick for me?
I dip Marcy, leaning her over the edge of the stage. The
hall is, for the first time, silent. Marcy never takes her eyes off me.
I bring her back up, and in front of 3,500 people, kiss her.
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The crowd explodes with applause. I swear I can hear the
Irises cheering.
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Chapter 14
Why does the staff have to vacuum while I'm sleeping? Why
even clean at all? It's just going to get trashed again tonight. I'll write
have any envelopes. Or stamps. I'll send an email. He'll get it faster
that way.
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This wretched smell from Brandons room has made its way
into my room.
awake. I get out of bed and walk to the door and unlock it.
phlegm.
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Both of his canine teeth are missing. I can see one of his
hands, but the other is in his coat pocket. I raise the bottle.
The hand grabs my face and throws me against the wall. I hit
my head and see stars. The other hand comes out of the coat with a
sharpened wire.
"I know you," he says. I can smell his putrid breath and he
drop it. He slams my head against the wall. His eyes keep darting
some?"
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The burglar lets out a banshee wail and curls into a ball,
holding his stomach. I can see the stain forming on his side. His
wound, pinching at the pellets. His lifeblood drains and drains on the
watch.
"Brandon? Is it loaded?"
the slot in the side of the gun where the ammunition goes and try to
I see that the burglar has gone still. Cautiously, I shove the
body with my toe. When he doesn't make a noise, I press the barrel
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"Get the others."
quick on his heel. Day flips the lights on. Now we can see the holes
on the wall where the pellets hit. The man is much younger than I
thought. He's probably in his 30s. His nose is pierced. Day surveys
the scene, walking back and forth in his Abercrombie and Fitch
Brandon nods.
Marcy checks her watch, takes three steps to the body and
regards it without expression. Then she squats on the floor near the
blood pool. We wait restlessly for her to talk. Brandon runs his hand
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"Ah," says Day.
out."
obeys. "I will call the police now and tell them weve had a robbery.
You, with your violent history, were quick to kill. We can't have a
murderer under our roof. It's bad PR. If we're lucky, and I mean we,
not you, Parisa's fall will be attributed to you. And once you're gone,
killed Fey!"
someone in my house?"
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"It was self-defense," yells Brandon, looking to Day and me
nothing.
you alright?"
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She runs her hands down my arms. She unballs my fists and
holds my hands.
puts her chin on my knee. "They're going to question you. Tell them
exactly what happened. They'll turn your room into a crime scene.
"He won't live to see his trial," she says. "He doesnt have
"Jesus."
"Shh," she coos, petting my knee, "why don't you get some
rest?"
"I slept all god damn day! I snap. I don't need any more
rest."
I tell her I will have a drink and she goes to the bar, gingerly
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"They're on their way," Day says, "25 minutes."
She tells him that we'll take care of this. Day wishes us a
good night.
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Chapter 15
The plan went just as Marcy said. Brandon was taken out of
the house in handcuffs. Franky tried to say goodbye, but was held
back by officers. Jen and Casey watched from the front steps. This
each morning of the trial. For such an unknown Iris, Brandons trial
When the plaintiff brought a stool to the bench, the group laughed.
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One morning Jen asked, "will he need a booster seat for the
electric chair?"
PR events like mine. He'd been living off the Darlings, and when his
time at PS 111 ended, so did his cash flow. The city appointed him a
was given 3 years in prison with a bail set to $2,000,000. Having lost
contact with his parents so many years ago, no one posted his bail.
Hed been kind to the cops in the county jail. They had him
Marcy and hung himself with a towel. It was the night before his
22nd birthday.
news report called his death common for the Iris Generation. They
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I kept the door to his guest room closed, locked, and the
curtains over the French windows drawn. That horrible smell left
with him.
The one thing that did not go according to Marcy's plan was
the PR. The press did not chalk up all the violence to Brandon. They
Wed see it parallel trend with #Iris. The club became a hotspot for
just a one-off. Then the next two occurred--all women, all with
Marcy had the staff post signs around the school offering
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These signs did not deter guests. One guy, fresh off the plane
from Kyoto, flung himself off the roof and onto Parisas steps. He
didn't die that night. It took two more days in the I.C.U. for him to
was the Aokigahara forest and Golden Gate Bridge and then way
Casey say.
They start toasting and I leave. I hear them laughing all the
It's December 20th and the theme for the New Year is
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Girls come as sirens, topless, their faces painted to look like
If they don't have the muscles, or the girls don't have the tits,
Al the bouncer kicks them to the curb. Marcy dresses as Athena and
Day as Ares. They even have a chariot, which the staff, god bless
only tattoos.
Demeter.
werent being weird right now. Id tell her how cute she looks. I
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Parisa, Jin-ho, and Brandon's group shrine gets stomped on
of their shoes. We find them all the way in the Moon Room.
Oranges taken from Jin-ho's shrine are peeled and eaten, the
alcohol rule. My next photoshoot isnt until the end of January. The
staff was able to find us some stone goblets. Mine is heavy and
a tree on the mirror. It has human eyes for leaves and above it are the
stall. Casey coughs and rubs his nose with the back of his hand.
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Make sure shes 18, I tell him, and do a line, check her
ID. Seriously.
jackrabbit like me, it's a speedy laxative. This insures that I won't
make any gains in the gym. The laxative takes full effect and I lock
NewExs are club-only, a new feature shows how far away the poster
is. A NewEx was just posted by a girl 5 feet from me. She must be
on the other side of the wall. The video starts showing the womens
bathroom. Yup, other side of the wall. Then it pans up to show the
changing table in the handicap stall. She's saying something, but the
flush of a toilet drowns her out. After a deep breath, she pours a
bottle of pills into her mouth and with some effort, dry swallows.
She opens her mouth to show that it's empty. The video ends.
I run out of the men's and into the women's bathroom. Girls
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This girl at the sink is putting on her makeup and she says
Im in the wrong bathroom. I ignore them and throw open the door
"Did you see a girl in here? A big Asian girl?" I ask, out of
breath.
EezyBreezy, is offline.
logic, but it's the right kind of logic, hon. When we colonize Mars,
it'll be the INTPs that pave the way. No one on earth thinks like an
INTP."
"I like your accent," says her date with a plush dog head on
each shoulder.
Franky blushes and pats one of his Cerberus dogs, "cute and
sweet. Y'all know what your personality type is?" He says that he
doesn't and Franky pulls out her phone. Got thirty minutes to
spare?
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I want to tell Franky what Ive seen, but I decide to let her be.
"Why the long face?" Marcy asks, coming out of the crowd.
crazy in pictures tonight. But I've got my pose down. Jaw clenched,
lips slightly apart, distant look. This makes the perfect pose. I put the
Asian girl out of my mind and drink my wine. It didnt happen. Just
bad coke.
jump the velvet rope and catches his toe, face-planting into Jen's
table. By the time Jen notices what's happened, Hercules has already
been kicked out. She must have taken her Vicodin shake because
she's a happy floaty sugar bubble with the response time of a sloth.
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Stefani has taken her own Vicodin shake. Her head's in Jen's
lap and she's watching the lights sparkle on the ceiling, talking to no
see if anyone else finds this funny, but no one seems to notice.
games are all on free play except for the claw machine. I save my
dollars and play when I have time. It's filled with Marcy's favorite
never won anything. I like The Dungeon because its usually empty,
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Neo-goth kids or rollers or guests who forgot to bring alcohol
come down here. They'll play a few games of Time Crisis and leave.
the Dead 3 because its co-op. Marcy had that machine taken out
Across the ocean, John spits into a cup to get the excess
Brandon and Jin-ho and Parisa are gone, along with the
countless Iris around the world who have died by natural causes or
suicide. And the youngest of the bunch, the guy with the most time
Manhattan.
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I step back and kick the glass. Nothing happens so I kick it
again and again until a spider web crack forms. One more kick
can hold.
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Chapter 16
We lay beneath the stars and snow and patio heaters. The
club is alive, bumping two floors below us. Its either Tuesday or
Marcy had the roof closed off tonight just for the Irises. It's
"Truth," I say.
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I was asked the same question in my freshman 'Intro to
himself, but since abandoned the dream. He rubbed his patchy beard,
waiting for my answer. Mind you, this was before I knew Irises died
"Making it, for me, means having a girl who makes me earn
her. Then, I guess, a job that's challenging, but also something I love
to do. And a kid. Two kids who are the best in their class. I guess I
want to always feel like I'm two steps away from my goals."
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"Well?" asks Stefani.
heaters.
careful not to wake Marcy up. Im in her guest room, but shes a
some plane oatmeal. At 5:30 I jog the two blocks to my gym. Today
is cardio and shoulders. I started going earlier to avoid the coffee and
The cigarette ruins my lung capacity and I've all but quit
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It's still dark when I get to the gym, and after the workout
when I've showered and changed, it's light outside. The smell of the
Friends & Influence People is the only one Ive heard of. The others
are Thinking Fast and Slow, Pitch Anything, The Boron Letters, and
"If you die today what ideas, what dreams, what abilities,
what talents, what gifts, would die with you? Les Brown"
week.
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Marcy is out on business for the weekend. Shes in Kansas
City but I cant remember why. I log onto Skype to see if shes
online. When shes back in her room well video chat. She likes to
talk. Funny, we talk more while shes away than when shes a room
Dear Fey,
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Im contacting you because Id (hypothetically) have the
Fey: Hi Allen.
message?
if time wasnt such a fleeting resource. Can I video call you? All of
When his video feed loads, I see hes an Indian man with salt
and pepper hair thats parted on the left side. He must be in his 40s.
Hello.
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Hes sitting in a cafeteria. People in lab coats walk by
is that alright?
Sure, I say.
the Dr. Frankenstein mural in the hall upstairs. His eyes are faintly
cloudy and his expression makes me think hes never smiled in his
life.
we have a short lunch today. I understand you are the youngest Iris.
Ive never heard someone say the word Iris quite like he
does. Its sterile when he says it. I imagine the word holds a different
meaning for him. Its not a word that holds the connotation of a fatal
I am, I say.
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And how much time do you have left? We estimated four
months.
fan.
He takes off his glasses and pinches the bridge of his nose. Thank
you, Fey. This will help us. Now, I understand Allen prepped you on
the experiment?
lab.
potential reward.
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The cure? I ask.
Correct.
being your lab rat, and if you find a cure, I get to live the rest of my
life. But who else does it benefit? There are no more Irises after me.
a virus.
has hinted that the Iris disease is not purely genetic, but a genetic
a good example of this. There are eight forms of the Herpes virus
and one of them is smallpox. I believe the ninth is the Iris disease.
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If we target the mutated DNA that affects the blood vessels
of your brain, we may be able to stave off the time bomb. We have
theories, but nothing concrete. Thats what wed need your help
with.
The aneurysm?
Yes, he says.
decision by the end of the week. If we cant get your help, we need
will help.
Think it over and call Allen with your answer. Well keep
this Skype account online until we hear from you. Call any time.
Day or night.
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I take off my shoes and put my feet in the Jacuzzi. Its
glowing red and the water looks too inviting. I missed this Jacuzzi.
I start to get undressed when I see Ive left the light on in the
guest room. The smell hits me when I enter. That pungent, awful
smell that left when Brendon died. Its back now and even stronger
than before. I go to shut the light off, and a voice startles me.
Please dont.
to the throbbing pain. Brandon sits before me, alive and well on the
bed.
yellow imprint around his neck. Hes looking through the courtyard
His short legs dangle over the side of the bed, kicking up and
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When I open them, he's gone. The smell is gone and the light
is off. I check the lamp's bulb and its cool to the touch.
My head feels heavy and I drink the cocktail in two gulps and
dial Marcy.
Pause.
You there?
Pause.
Out?
or annoyed.
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She laughs. And what else?
Comfortable clothes.
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Chapter 17
ribbon belt and pink Louboutin pumps. Her bag, I think, is Michael
Kors.
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Dress like a normal 21-year-old, non-celeb.
waiting in the hall for her and when she steps out, she looks
I dont often say this, but I do not like my outfit right now,
Marcy says.
Outside its snowing and Marcy goes to call Mark, but I tell
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Strike two, she mutters.
quick. He snaps our photo as I hail a cab. I flip him off and he gets
that too.
I give him the address and Marcy asks why were going to
Chelsea.
paparazzi, no fans. She sees the pub and shakes her head, no can
do.
I take her by the hand and we go inside. Its stuffy and smells
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The waitress interrupts us. Shes wearing Kilkenny Pubs
black and green shirt with the pubs logo and Slinte on the back.
The waitress takes one from the table next to us. Take your
time.
menu. When the waitress returns, she orders a Pinot Gris with a side
of fresh fruit.
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No, she admits, I certainly dont.
Our drinks come and I take a big gulp of my beer and Marcy
She tries the Chardonnay and purses her lips. Warm, she
You excited?
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The hell with Christine. Since Im broke, Im taking you
Ill admit, says Marcy, you got the last part right.
then, if Im going to take part in your stupid pub trivia, lets at least
No, she says, sucking her teeth, hold on, this is rancid.
She goes to the bar and immediately gets served. The perks
of being beautiful.
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She returns with a vodka soda in hand. She drinks it and
saying, no you cannot hear the wager before you agree to it. Its all
or nothing.
Then I agree.
111.
Why Franky?
And I will have a chat with Christine about your bank account in the
meantime.
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Well, I say, taking another big gulp of beer, Id better not
lose.
She finishes her drink and smiles at the bartender who starts
your group cards and leave them with me. Game starts in five
minutes.
every weekend. She didnt skip a weekend until she died when I was
is Bye Bye Birdy. When she drops her card on the announcers
On the way back to the table, she picks up her drink and the
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Marcy smiles her patented smile and I see him melt just like
in A New Hope?
card with my hand. Theres no way in hell Marcy knows that. She
Question 2: What was the size of the special lens made for
Omar Sharif rides his camel through the waves of desert heat. Its a
massive wide-angle shotbut whats the lens size? Who the fuck
knows that?
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Marcy scribbles down her answer and folds her hands.
lens. 250mm?
I feel pretty good about it. That lens, though. Damn thats an unfair
question.
I get another beer and Marcy gets her fruit and doesnt eat it.
My shepherd pie has gone cold and I pick at it and eat her fruit
instead. The scores are tallied and the top three winners are
announced. When I come in first, Marcy folds her arms and I breathe
Pub. All the four pints I can drink. I wave the certificate in Marcys
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I dont care if you do.
Not a chance.
The cab lets us off at LArte del Gelato. I order three scoops:
liquirizia.
Not after you slobbered all over it, she says, carving a
scoop with her little green spoon, would you like some of mine?
No, you got the grossest flavors. You have the palette of 90
Not a compliment.
compliment.
Bullshit.
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I havent heard you say one nasty thing to me since you
showed up on my doorstep.
She puts her spoon back in the cup and sets it firmly on the
table, lets make this clear: I am not, nor have I ever been jealous of
PS 111. Her Eff It List content is contrived. Her followers are scarce.
walkway of the Brooklyn bridge. She wants to know why were here
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Its freezing and a light snow covers the wooden planks of
the bridge. The benches are icy and far down below, the water is
The bridge lights are blue and in the distance the city
is not impressed by the sight. She has her scarf pulled up above her
nose and all I can see are her eyes which are scowling.
I take her to the middle of the bridge and stop at the guard
rail. The railing sags with the weight of lovers locks. All different
sizes and colors of marker and paint. Some are bicycle locks. All of
them have names, some have hearts. One has a swastika. Marcy
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I place the lock in her palm. She looks at it like Ive given
her a dead mouse. Then her eyes widen as she reads what Ive
What
She nods.
abroad with my remaining time. But I chose to stay here with you
you put a lock on the bridge and throw the key away. That means
locks, they weigh too much and break the bridge. And the fish
She paces, searching the railing. There isnt any room for
the lock.
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You have to find room.
The longer you take the less toes well have by the time we
Then she slides the lock onto the railing. Now what?
Lock it.
Now throw this into the river, I tell her, holding out the
key.
She snatches the key and raises it above her head, but stops.
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I dont care how it works. I reserve the right to come back
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Chapter 18
Pete, is stretching in the mini boxing ring. Hes the only Mexican
doesnt look like he can fight, but he holds the Golden Glove
championship title.
Morning, Pete.
Couple drinks.
Beer?
Yeah, I admit.
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Youll feel that today, he says.
I know.
The right hand firststart with the thumb loop, wrap the wrist, wrap
the index finger, ball your fist, wrap the wrist, middle finger, ball,
wrist, Velcro. Repeat for the left. Not too tight. Glad I washed them.
movement. His jab is effortless. I covet his jab. And loosen up.
Yeah.
tight circle around the ring, to the right, then left, as instructed. My
quads are stronger than they were when I first started training with
Pete.
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Squat down, says Pete, lower. Theyll knock you down.
Pete slides his mitts on. He parts the ropes and gets into the
butter. Jab, straight. One-two. One-two. Faster. Keep your hands up.
One-two, one-two. Bring that left back when you use it, I tell
When I drop my guard, Pete jabs with in the nose with the
mitt-not hard enough to break it, but strong enough to make my nose
wonderful snap of the glove connecting with the center of the mitt
KOs in his careerthe gloves that made him the Golden Glove
champion.
Yeah.
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I get the sparring helmet from my bag and pop the
through my nose during these sparring matches, but its still running
from the reminder jab. The ring bell sounds and we touch gloves.
Petes posture changes and all at once hes no longer my trainer; hes
periphery. His feet move quickly and he jabs me again in the nose.
cheekbone.
button.
Twist that hip, says Pete, throw that straight like youre
swinging a bat.
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Good, but not great.
Sorry I say.
driving me back. I lean to the right and he hits me above the right
eye.
Marcy is sitting on the guest bed when I get back. Shes got
I wipe off my face and drop my gym bag in the closet. Let
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She checks her watch, you have two minutes before Mark
arrives.
of-factly.
bedroom apartment in the upper west side. The place is called The
Matinee.
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Its an exquisite old building. The doorman greets Marcy and
the two main elevators and take a smaller elevator that goes to the
with papers.
Marcy quickly shuts the door to the office and apologizes for
nearly touches all four walls. Next is the guest room: a small,
mattress. A quilt with daffodils sits folded at the edge of the bed. An
Marcy takes a rabbit from the bed and brushes the floppy
ears from its face. I had this put in before I knew we couldnt have
babies.
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Will this be my room? I ask.
Certainly not.
Chardonnay to the balcony and sit by the gargoyles and drink our
wine as the rain sprinkles us. She looks beautiful out here,
silhouetted by the city lights. Her eyes are bluer when its cloudy.
She nods and I unload. I tell her everything. I tell her about
the guilt I still feel for Brandon. I tell her about seeing his ghost. I
tell her about the call with Doctor Devon. All the while, she listens
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When Ive finished she says, lets go in. Its quite wet.
the radiators on. We pull the couch over and warm ourselves.
I trust you.
That guilt you feels just natural, Fey. Youre a good person
could do it all again, would you let him get away with murder?
that?
I guess not.
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Youve weighed the pros and cons, havent you?
I have.
The radiator hums. Marcy twirls the robes sash between her
On Christmas?
Sorry.
now.
She clicks her tongue and searches the ceiling for an answer.
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This isnt the first cure theyve come up with, Fey. You
It usually is.
Ask.
She runs her palm along the length of the arm rest. Ill tell
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Why arent you on good terms?
one of them.
Of course.
Why did your parents shelter you from, she gestures to the
much fun.
wanted you to get a job, have babies, settle down, all of that?
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It wasnt my doing, says Marcy, youre the one who
came.
Do what?
Have you always been like this? I ask, breaking the silence.
Like what?
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Hmm, she says, tracing something on the arm rest. I
strand of hair from her face. Refill my glass and Ill tell you.
Before all of this, Marcy begins, before this big life, I had
I dont ask what the reasons are. She drinks her wine, still
Village Luncheonette. It was the only place for breakfast, besides the
creamery, but the lines were too long there. Anyway, that was our
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Not knowing what to say, I tell her that it sounds special and
she smiles.
natural smile that shows too much gum and crinkles her face. This
The last time we did it, Edie had really big news. My nanny
said Edie was coming, as usual. Theyd just gotten off the phone and
And when Edit picked me up, she wouldnt tell me what it was and
Can I see?
Maybe later, she smiles again, but its the usual affected
smile. Okay, long story short. Edie was going on a trip for the first
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She was 81 and going to Cairo because she had been an
now trip. Thats how she explained it. I told her Id send her a
postcard, but she didnt want to figure out the Egyptian post. So I
took a placemat and wrote the postcard there in the luncheonette and
folded it and told her not to read it until she was in Egypt. In front of
another drink.
I still have it, Marcy says, its the only thing I kept.
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She finishes her glass, one finger in the air, and sets the
empty glass on the radiator. Then she hops over the back of the chair
I hear a safe open and close. When she returns she has a
crudely folded piece of paper, torn at the corners and stained. She
lap.
Grandma Edie,
What is Egypt like? Are you having fun? I miss you very,
very much. Bring back a mummy please? Just kidding that is cruel.
I think you are my best friend. I hope you are having fun.
Love,
Em
Marce I say.
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She takes it. Youre the first person whos read it.
Im sorry.
and emotionless. Were not doing that. Thats not why I showed
you.
she doesnt want to. But I want to talk about it. This is the most Ive
learned about her past. I cant picture Marcy as a child. I cant see
Marcy tells me shes going to get ready for the store. She
At what point did she become this goddess? Stop it. Shes not
emotions. She still breaks down and drinks too much sometimes and
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There is no perfect. She has a conscience. Doesnt she?
was? Shed say thats on me. She never claimed to be perfect. Just
the night. I put a period on that train of thought and go to the kitchen
asparagus, lemon and baby spinach, fresh Granny Smith apples and
orange blossom olive oil. The manager knows her and he lets us go
to the front of the line, despite the angry remarks of the upper west
siders. Back at her apartment, she cooks for me. We finish the bottle
Down the street is a specialty wine store. Its weird for me,
wine can be found at the gnarliest of gas stations. In New York, wine
is a specialty item.
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If it isnt Chateau Diana, youll have a difficult time finding a
The prices are also higher than Californias. I get four bottles
of white wine and the clerk scolds me for taking the bottles from the
phenomenal cook. She tells me that she only cooks when shes at
this apartment. Only for herself or for very close friends. I wonder
who these close friends are, but I dont push the subject.
anyone else, Marcy says, bringing her plate to the sink, and if you
do
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I wont, I tell her.
backpack. I dry my hands and sit with her at the counter. I video call
call.
No, he says, like Doctor Devon said, you could call at any
time.
this hour?
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Research labs have sporadic hours, Allen explains. I work
it.
His face lights up. You will? Wait, did you say we?
ASAP.
I will.
I will.
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Im alone on the couch when my alarm goes off. My back
hurts. Its 7:30am and Marcy is awake before me. Shes always
awake before me. I wonder if she sleeps. Shes on the terrace talking
on the phone and when I come outside she says, no, thank you!
She unwraps her scarf and drapes it over the back of the
Am I interrupting?
go.
Thats a surprise.
comes with:
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ii. 1 gluten free roll for Marcy
free)
but fun.
West Side.
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a. This is closed in January. Go to the museum
instead.
5. Il Buco
yourself.
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Did you have fun today?
Why?
Well that settles it. I dont know why I thought you were so
complicated.
Marcy takes her hand away and sips her martini. The Empire
Huh?
have to make sure our legacy lives on. A lot is going to happen after
living Iris in the world and theres a lot of power in that. People will
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If all goes to plan, she says, knocking on the wooden table
Devon?
Im sure.
She folds her hands. Good, she says and relaxes into the
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She smiles, but theres nothing there. Next week, she says,
when it happens.
What is it?
Its phase 3.
I turn and kiss her and she closes her eyes and kisses me
back. She slides her hand under my shirt and feels my abs. It drives
her to kiss me harder and we start getting some stares from a group
She slips out of her skirt and panties and I lift her onto the kitchen
counter. I take off my pants and now Im naked except for my socks.
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The granite countertop is cold as I slide into her.
I pick her up and take her to the couch. She flips me over and
rides me. Her neck gets flush when she orgasms. I love that. I may
not remember all of my nights in New York, but Ill remember this.
Ill never forget the redness that spreads from the nape of her
neck, around the front, down to her nipples. Im the only one in the
world who will ever see that. The one human symptom of Marcy
Darling.
She falls on top of me, totally out of breath. I kiss her, taking
only my 22nd birthday were tonight. If only this were how I went out.
If it ended like this I wouldnt need the extra 60 years that nature or
serious. I cant help but think Devons offer was too easily accepted.
What is phase 3?
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After she falls asleep, I go into her office and look through
too bad.
She has an old Apple iMacthe kind from the late 90s. Its
pink. There are dead flowers by the window and something that
smells like curry, but I dont know where it is. The trash can is
empty.
books, or versions of one book, Marcy has written. I clear a path and
There are the cheap Barnes and Noble diaries with a flower
or a cat with the little ribbon bookmark in the spine. There are
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There are black and white composition books. I stop counting
follow the different colored spines all the way down to the bottom
the last page. Written in beautiful cursive are the words: see tablet
4a.
8, 2011. Im way off. I find a small safe underneath her desk. The
Darlings logo is spray painted on the side of it.. It has a touch screen
I was I start.
ahead, Fey.
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I want to explain myself, but she yawns and waits for me to
enter the code. I enter it and the door swings open. Marcy crosses the
room and takes an iPad out of the safe. She unlocks that with a six-
digit password and once shes found what shes looking for, she
Phase 3
and upon producing his service pistol, shall execute six people and
then himself.
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The document then devolves into Media and PR
include:
And:
Darlings shares.
And:
At that time, the school will be turned over to the city as a public
I stop reading at that point. I look up from the tablet and see
Marcy sitting on the floor cross-legged with her hands folded in her
lap.
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No, she says, you wont be killed.
Yes.
bullshit?
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Im not going to do this, Marcy, I tell her, Im not letting
my friends die.
What are you saving them from? She asks, her voice calm
She sits on the edge of the desk. If it wasnt for me, the
Trivial Pursuit question at best. Without me, the Irises might have
Tomorrow we return to school and you sound the alarm. You tell
everyone that John is a plant and hes going to come at midnight and
shoot the place to pieces. Lets assume they believe you. Everyone
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Did you just save them or did you commit them, and
yourself, to obscurity?
She takes the tablet and returns it to the safe. Why do you
than yours.
Brandon and Jin-ho. I know their blood type, their arrest records. I
know their STIs and I knew all of it before they ever stepped into
PS 111. But you were the anomaly. I had an out-of-date high school
photo of you and a washed-out paparazzi shot. She steps out into
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Thats up to you, Fey, Marcy says, good night.
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Chapter 19
people. Marcy, for example, has a power frame which enables her to
be the group alpha in every situation. Its no secret. I know this. The
group knows this. People like having someone drive the bus. My
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So, I have two options: One, I could leave. I could pack my
bags and leave and Phase 3 will launch and my friends and Marcy
will die and I lose. Two, I could assume the alpha role and force
they do, she makes a public example, forcing them back into the beta
role. I have to counter her plan with such force that she has no
accepts it or not. A checkmate. I close the book and lean against the
oak tree. Wind shakes everything else in the courtyard, but the oak
stays stationary.
rush over and peer in. Its Brandons suiteempty as usual. Then I
shivering something. But the suite is too dark inside to see anything.
I try the sliding glass door but its locked. I knock and wait. Franky
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She looks up at me through her messy hair. She says
What?
She turns her face down so her nose is squished on the floor
and stays like that. Something is wrong. I pull on the door. It wont
when my foot touches the tub I slip. I regain my balance and am hit
I dry my shoe off on the bath mat and look at the little pool
of bile in the tub. I have to get to Franky. When I reach her shes still
face down and I get her into a sitting position and lean her against
Yes, she says and gives a mirthless laugh, alla the above.
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Theres an orange stain on her white shirt and a clump of hair
is matted, stuck to her forehead, and I pull it away from her skin. I
deeper, more concerning bodily fluid. Frankys eyes are half shut.
She cant sit up on her own and keeps falling to the floor.
someone.
and shake her. Theres a pipe sound like a sink backing up and she
turns her head and projectile vomits onto the floor. Her body begins
to convulse and I want to cry. I fiddle with my phone, wet with the
sick. She recovers from the fit long enough to put her hand over my
this. Youre doing this because of me, arent you? What will I do if
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She shakes her head and settles on my lap again. Help
What the fuck did you do? Tell me right now. You need to
Theyll
I yank the phone away from her limp hand and dial 911. She
heart pounding. I feel like Ill be sick too. How long does it take to
die from this? Ten minutes? An hour? How long ago did she take it?
Just call.
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She lets her hand drop and I go to send the call, but I
hesitate.
You dont know what the hell youre talking about. Youre
fucking savior?
drugs drowning her from within. Is this how it happens? On the floor
something. I told her shes stupid. What if those were the last words
she hears? Should I tell her Ill miss her? Screw this, I have to call. I
have to call.
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One one thousand, two one thousand, three one thousand,
four one thousand, five one thousand, six one thousand, beat.
four one thousand, five one thousand, six one thousand, god, oh god,
seven one thousand, cmon Franky, eight one thousand, nine one
thousand, beat.
four one thousand, five one thousand, this is it, I know this is it,
seven one thousand, but maybe theres time still, seven one
thousand, eight one thousand, theres time, Ill call, but why call,
lover
I cant let someone I love die, they wont die because of me,
my hand on her chest and feel for her heartbeat. Theres nothing.
Franky?
Nothing.
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Nothing.
onto her face. I watch for a change in her expression. Nothing. Her
eyes are half open, the lids are shadowed. Her mouth gapes creating
a double chin. Her bleach white teeth are stained with the orange
bile.
is Jin-ho face down in the back of a filthy cab. She is Parisa on the
guardrails of the hospital bed, his hand still gripping the blanket.
But his hand, I had said, he isnt dead, his hand was
Rigor mortis. Thats what the doctor said all too casually.
It wasnt Will who was holding the blanket. It was his stiffened
nerves.
and tell me its a joke. Everyone will come out, even Brandon and
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How stupid of me to miss that. Someone is recording me
right now. Its been long enough to get my reaction. Even if it was in
poor taste, they got it on video and theyre going to post it. I watch
the hallway to the bathroom waiting for all of them to come out. Any
second now.
with suicide for some reason. Im looking at her in the tub now.
Shes wearing yoga pants and a hoodie, both filthy. I did my best to
get all of the nastiness from her hair. She looks like shes taking a
guests are posting NewExs like crazy. Casey keeps calling out the
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Twenty-nine minutes till!
He wore Converse with his tuxedo and hes got Ray-Bans on.
will the NewEx stay up before the app is banned from the app store
Marcy and Day funnel through the crowd and into the VIP
section. When Marcy sees me sitting with everyone, her eyes flare.
Day finds his seat on the empty couch. He drinks his scotch.
Marcy makes her rounds, clinking champagne glasses with the group
and their dates. Acting completely normal. When shes finished, she
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She smiles, but its meaningless. You can still leave.
My voice is strong. I look here in the eye and say, you will.
Its 11:50pm and were all together now except for Franky.
No one has seemed to notice her absence. Why arent they asking
about her? The lights flash to the beat of the music. The club pulses.
successful year.
the massacre.
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Marcy is talking to Jen. I take her hand and she turns.
Hey, I say.
I am, actually.
my hand.
To be clear, she says steadily, you are saying that you will
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Ill hang myself on the oak tree in the courtyard.
5 minutes, I say.
says.
I gesture to the club around us. All of this was your game.
You made something very clear last night. After you die, I
am your company. 51% of the shares go to me. Unless you can run
Marcy flicks a smile on and off. Where was that sweet boy I
Her mouth opens and she turns to count heads. Missing one.
What happened?
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She doesnt sound concerned. Why is no one concerned?
the scene.
Right, she says, um. Thats just fine. I would have done
In Brandons tub.
not telling you this so you can clean it up before it makes the news.
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Im telling you because Im done watching my friends die.
around.
a bluff!
this. Is that clear? Do it, dont do it. I dont care anymore. All I know
you, then do it and be done with it. Be done with this nightmare.
most of the first on his immaculate shirt. I take them to the arm of
the couch where I sit and drink and wait for whatever happens to
happen.
1 minute.
45 seconds.
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Jen and Casey are sharing a bottle of champagne, no glasses
and laughing.
seen once before. Her apathetic expression cracks and a line forms
The music cuts off and the crowd begins to count down:
10.
9.
Marine Corps ceremonial uniform and holds his service pistol at his
apple juice raised to the sky. John shoves someone down, his eyes
glossy.
6, 5, 4
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Marcy watches, motionless. She glances at Day and then to
3, 2.
into the glass coffee table. It shatters and Stefani screams. The VIP
security guard tackles John. A second shot is fired into the crowd.
Guests scatter.
people surge between us. Another shot is fired. People fall, some get
trampled. The security guard wedges an elbow into Johns neck and
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My ears are ringing. Stefani is kneeling next to Casey, asking
again and again if hes alright. His blood pools beneath the broken
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Lower East Side. Now she was under a Mussolini amount of scrutiny
from her subjects. I thought the Irises would kill her. The club was
shut down by NYPD this morning. PS 111 will never open its doors
There were many questions from the remaining Irises, but the
one whose answer couldnt be spun was this: how did Marcy not
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If the question had been directed towards someone else: me
oriented, there was no way John could have snuck in. Especially
because Marcy had claimed to have found the unknown Iris. It was
was so desperate for money that he went under the knife and got a
perfect face for Marcy. Then, with the help of Rothfuss & Ellis and
Were all gathered in the Mess Hall. This will be the last time
were together and I know it. Even if they dont. There wont be any
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They repeat the question theyve been asking all morning:
Marcy doesnt lie. She tells them every part of the plan.
Jen ties her combat boots and crosses the Mess Hall. She
wasted the last days of our lives here. Think about that, Marcy. Even
if you didnt kill us, you wasted our time and that was all we had.
With that, Jen storms out. Stefani finishes her coffee. Its her
turn to tell us off now. She walks over and extends a hand. I think
shes going to slap Marcy, but she just holds the hand there.
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Marcy shakes it.
remember?
dont. Sorry.
Congratulations, I say.
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Verarsch mich nicht. What good is it if she cant return the
And then I come along and make it all better. Not because
saying Marcy was a great choice for you, but maybe she knows what
Im not sure what she means and all I can do is hug her.
Stefani regards the twins with a look of pity. You look sad,
Marce. And Day, well, you look exactly the same as always. Cheer
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Stefani takes one last look at the Mess Hall and departs.
Marcys nose twitches. Her jaw is clenched so hard I can hear it.
Marcy,
-Fey
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I considered saying goodbye to Day, but it didnt feel right. I
know.
I got a text from Boomer: Heard about last night. Hope ur okay.
Call me.
No need, I replied.
Alive, I said.
Just saw you bought airfare with the company card. Thats cool.
Im going home.
Cool, cool. Hey, listen, give me a call once you touch down just
touch base.
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I wont be calling you. I wont be coming back to New York.
hung up.
Just last year, I was getting on a plane to New York. The first
plane ride Id ever taken. I was anxious and confused and miserable.
Not much had changed for my second plane ride. The only thing Id
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withdrawals.
feelings chart from 1 to 10. It will land around here. Her pen
You will still get headaches, muscle tremors, and mood swings.
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She asked how much I drank and I answered honestly. With
the small amount of time I had left, she recommended I not go cold
turkey.
dont overdo it. Unfortunately, you wont survive long enough to get
Then Ill have you check into a rehab center, she said.
She looked different. The short bob shed had when I first
met her had grown into a long bob. Now it was in a ponytail. And
Ill be damned if she wasnt wearing Uggs. Her face had also
changed.
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She was still beautiful, but a look of sadness gripped her. The
sparkle in her bright eyes had dulled like a worn marble. Something
had changed in the past three weeks. Something in her had died and I
now.
She nods.
No, she said, folding her hands in her lap. It would look
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She put a hand over her heart. Im a girl of my word. They
I see.
Uh huh.
face. She cleared her throat and said, Day killed himself.
into this world together and we were going out together. The same
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The staff found him. He put a gun to his chin and ruined his
face.
I held her for a long time before Doctor Devon had to take
her away.
I wouldnt see her again until the end of the study. I so badly
wanted to just take her and leave this place. Get away from this lab
and spend our final months together. But I couldnt pass on this. The
with Marcy. Allen was kind and soft spoken. My sarcasm didnt
Allen explained the process like this: see, Fey, there are five
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Then theres preclinical research. We run preclinical tests on
rats to check the toxicity of the drug, among other things. Then if the
drug is cleared for human patients, we begin our clinical trial. This
already been done. Safety and dosage, efficacy and side effects, and
We had non-Iris patients for the first two phases, but we had
case?
Both?
One to four years, Allen said, but we dont have that time.
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He tilted his head and made an indecisive gesture. To be
behind the drug is to pinpoint the faulty blood vessel that comes to
Cant you just look at what blood vessel killed the other
each time, though they mostly occurred in the frontal lobe, and that
Even if it was all just part of the research, I felt like Allen
cared. I wasnt just a lab rat to him. Saving me would propel his
career into the stratosphere and he knew it. And doing so would save
my life. We both had a lot to offer each other and because of that,
when it got really bad and the drug gave me terrible migraines.
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Migraines that no amount of Excedrin could cure. Even when
guess they were worried wed distract each other. I could deal with
the migraines and the seizures, but the loneliness sucked and I found
myself awake most nights missing her, wondering if she was missing
me. I spent my nights in the hotel bar. As the research days were so
wondered how Marcy saw this part of her life. Was it still Phase 3?
If she wasnt creating, she wasnt living. She wouldnt stop because
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They say people die in threes. In the month to follow, Stefani
joined the 22 club. Then two weeks later, Jen followed. As Stefani
had wanted, they did not die alone. Just two weeks prior to Stefanis
still reached me. Research students would pass me in the hall and
Or
knew.
Its so stupid. I really did think wed all make it. When the
first Irises died, I couldnt bring myself to care. They were just news
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They arent Irises, theyre Franky and Brandon and Casey.
Ive toasted with them. Ive slept with them. Ive loved them and
been loved by them. Ive cried with them. Ive laughed with them.
They cant just be gone. And yet, here we are, erased off the map.
down to Earth.
pregaming. He had an intern set up the only console they had: a lime
green Nintendo 64 and we would drink our coffee and play Mario
Kart.
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The game was nostalgic for me and the coffee was strong and
we would start talking shit and making fun of each other and
day. Allen tells me to take it with food. After the second seizure,
after that. Then came the physicals. Physical after physical. Not a
turn your head and cough physical, but a blood sample, stool
kept getting pulled off and replaced. My arm looked like a heroin
addicts.
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But my favorite thing about the clinical research program
was that I could just sit there, answer the occasional question, and
environment.
of the world. Their motto around the lab was hurry up and fail.
pool waiting for me? And then it all comes back, little by little, like a
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My next thought, and this was somehow more powerful than
the first, was: coffee. I am empty and will remain empty but the
coffee will move me from one place to another. I cannot stay in this
hotel room. I have to get to the lab. I have to get cured. I dont need
to feel okay about this, I just need to put my feet on the carpet and
get coffee and get to the research lab. How had that become so hard?
Just weeks ago I had been running around Manhattan and now I
morning air. No, my hotel rooms coffee was pissed out of a three
purpose over pleasure, taken like a shot, powder hitting the back of
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It had been a month since I had seen Marcy. I woke up to
find a note that had been slipped under my hotel room door:
Fey,
Get your ass out of bed so we can finish this study. Ive never
- M
pencil skirt and Greg Lauren maya blue mules I recognize from
elevator. She dropped her bags and jumped on me. We kissed and
drank coffee and ate our breakfast. She ate the omelet, a bowl of cut
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We didnt talk. A waiter refilled my cup, but Marcy placed a
plate.
together, just a few months ago, but I cant remember what they
looked like. I couldnt tell you the color of Frankys hair or what
Casey sounded like. I was crying all of the sudden. Can you
spilling our guts and I couldnt tell you a damn thing about them.
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We sat listening to the piano music in the lobby. Marcy
I nodded.
I did though.
cup was filled, there wasnt the time. There never would have been
the time.
never were.
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Doctor Devon was present for my final PET scan. His
persona had changed since that first Skype call. He seemed excited
then; hopeful even. Now it felt like he was doing us a favor. Doctor
Devon stood behind the protective glass and spoke into the speaker.
light jokes here and there to comfort the patient. Doctor Devon is a
titan of his field. The stretcher moved me under the scanner. It was
cold in the room and the machine made little noise. They told me I
and we were seated on butcher paper. Marcy looked like a little girl
in her hospital gown. Doctor Devon and Allen addressed us. I was
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This does not mean that the blood vessel hasnt been
That, as Ive said, does not mean you do not have weakened tissue. It
training opportunity.
My heart sinks and I lay down on the table. This could have
That was the risk of these trials, Fey, said Allen, in order
to see if weve beaten the disease, we must wait for the effect of the
drug.
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She pronounced the drugs name perfectly. I got so tired of
Absolutely, said Allen, you will take it for the rest of your
life.
slow-dissolve capsules.
psychiatrist.
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nice under different circumstances. But even when our own private
peanuts. Should Chloe not work, I wanted to be lucid during our last
much on the topic of the Irises. For the first time in 5 months, were
not trending.
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Out of morbid curiosity, I checked 22club.org. The site with
our countdown timers. I dont know why I torture myself with this
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As the plane taxies into the airport, Marcy speaks up, NYU
Henry, Dean of NYU, says the social hotspot will be used for
student housing.
contingency plan.
contingency plans.
Of course, Marce.
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She taps a contact in her phone and in a moment shes telling
Are you gonna tell me what the favor is? I ask, already
held at the airport. She still hasnt told me what were doing here.
Zone sign slapped over it. Marcy tears it off and tells me to roll it
into a tube.
Use those big forearms, she tells me and sits on the back
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Then, with some effort, I get it into a tube about the size of a
rolled newspaper.
Wonderful, says Marcy. She takes the tube and breaks the
forearms.
clears the frame of glass shards and asks me to lower her in. I kneel
and place my coat over the frame, just in case theres any broken
I steady myself on the guard rail and lower her all the way
Please hold, she calls. Her voice trails off as she goes
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Hurry! She says.
The school has been trashed. Graffiti over the huge Banksy
future NYU student. They spray painted over the girls face and
floating tits.
been looted. The courtyard windows are smashed and a rope hangs
Marcy gets this wry smile when we get to her door. Its the
only suite whose door has not been kicked in. It remains locked.
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I asked my architect to find good steel. He purchased it
It looks the same inside. The wading pool is empty and the
against the wall and begin to sob, crying into my hands. I slump
down onto the stone floor, beside the bust of Horus and cry.
back. I curl into a ball and face the hieroglyphs and fall apart. I go
into my own little private space, far from the grasps of anxiety, and
disconnect.
me its time to go. She helps me up and we step over a trail of fresh
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Its not theirs to have, says Marcy and I cant tell if shes
hands.
I follow the shimmering line from our feet and see it split off
To my favorite place.
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In a blink, its followed the trail of gas into each suite. The
chapel, burn amazingly well. Each suite glows from within. Crazy
shapes are cast on the wall. It looks like people are dancing. Before
the smoke blocks our view of the destruction, I see the eleventh
Marks car.
He puts the car into drive and speeds down the street.
Relax, Mark, I tell him, you didnt see anything. Say it.
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Yeah, he says, fumbling for a cigarette.
We get to a stop sign and Mark takes the cigarette and looks
at the check.
industrial red brick faade will soon be dusty with soot. What will
become of it now?
displayed the urns of Parisa and Brandon alone and she knew that.
Maybe the city would knock it down. NYU would build something
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Theres a feeling of closure in burning things. Had it
Marcy not stopped John, it would have just been a stain on history.
and very determined. Id made a promise and now was the time to
pony up.
Ring.
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Dont make me talk to her. What am I going to say?
Ring.
hang
Hello?
back.
Yes?
now?
does she mean what does Franky want? How could she shit. She
doesnt know.
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Are you Frankys mom?
Who is this?
The line goes quiet. What did you say about it happening?
What?
if she hadnt overdosed she would have been dead by now. How did
breathing.
I dont know what the hell is wrong with you, lady, but I
promised Franky Id call you after she died and this is what Im
doing.
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I heard about youthe shit you put Franky through with the
checks? What kind of mother writes shit like that to their daughter
Now hold on! She says, but I keep talking over her.
and you shouldnt worry about her and she loved you and everything
is going to be alright. Those are her words, but I was the one that
held her when she died and I can tell you first hand that she did die
another week just to drop dead of this awful fucking disease. And
where were you when that happened? Where were any of you when
that happened? Not here. It was just us. Her new family. Are you
still there?
I breathe and try to calm down. How did you not know?
the phone. Then I hear a receiver drop. She hung up. That awful
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No more checks to send.
Stefani. After her Ill have two more to call: Casey and Jen. I dont
know what Ill say, but Im confident the calls will go better than
Frankys.
The phone rings and rings and rings and thank god Im sent
to a voicemail.
leaving a message. Ill call back later. What if there is no later? Well
they should keep their god damn voicemail clear. Its not my fault if
its full. Ill call again tomorrow. Will Marcy still be with me
tomorrow? Of course she will. Shell help me make the call. Ill call
tomorrow.
yeah? Bennie?
Huh?
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I was friends with your son, Casey.
Im Fey.
brother?
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He curses. I hope it doesnt work.
I should just hang up. This is another wasted call. But I think
this. So, I tell the man what I think Casey would want him to hear.
Click.
I tap the next number on the list. Maybe Jens call will go
It sounds like Im calling the other side of the world. Even the ring
tone is different.
Chopstick House.
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Yes, what do you want?
Is this a restaurant?
calls, this should be the easiest. My own mother. I owe her closure. I
owe her a goodbye, dont I? Shes probably been a mess these past
Or did she follow PS 111? Did she watch the Good Morning
Hello?
rustle with the phone, pulling it away from her face to see the
number.
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Baby? She says, her voice shaking, Faith? Baby are you
there?
Mom?
She sounds frantic. I knew youd call. Every day Ive been
waiting. Had my phone with me at work every day. Where are you?
Are are you safe? Where are you? Theres a lot of noise.
Goodbye mom.
mother fall apart. Dont. Hang up. God. Faith. Baby. Dont. Hang
up.
I hang up.
off of a bad call too. I dont ask her and she doesnt ask me. I just
slump down next to her on the bench and fold my arms. I feel
heavier.
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Do you remember what I told you when you first came to
Because of Phase 3?
would only be harder once they died. Why do you think I was never
around?
Marcy puts her elbows on her knees. You need to let them
go.
Let them go. Just like that. How did Marcy learn to let people
go so easily? Just push them into the crowd like so many faceless
guests that faded in and out of existence in the surreal PS 111 nights.
I dont I can.
You arent like me, she says, touching my lips, and thats
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Are you coming, then?
I throw both of our bags onto the scale and we run for
security.
boarding passes are checked and the flight attendant tells Marcy
takes a photo and the flash goes off and momentarily blinds me.
hand.
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She doesnt take her eyes off the tarmac. I know what shes
know, she says. All that work all that hard work down the
drain.
I spread out her hand on the arm rest and slide my fingers
scared.
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Why did you stay with me after you found out about Phase
3? She asks.
breaker.
deal about it. But I cant not make a big deal about it. Marcy loves
me.
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Shes avoiding my eye contact, still looking out the window,
waiting for me to drop it, and I see itI see a scared little girl. I see
Em.
I kiss her and she looks into my eyes. Her face is set with
resolve, those pale blue eyes seeing past me and into the horizon.
Like what?
I think for a moment, then say, Close your eyes and picture
this. Seriously, close them. Are they closed? Good. First things first,
your 22nd birthday will come and go and well freak the fuck out
Were living full god damned lives and we have money and careers
and everything ahead of us. But we wont make too big of a deal
about it.
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Then were going to travel. Well go everywhere. Well wear
with no English signs. Well be young and careless and tall and
beautiful and viral and the envy of the people we meet along the
that we didnt die. Itll be our little secret. That the whole world was
brown eggs and Ill cook for us. Ill learn how to cook too. No, well
cook together. And well eat breakfast on the balcony. Youll smoke
and Ill photograph you. Ill also pick up photography. Ive always
wanted to learn it. And why not? We have the time now.
And when our adventures are done, well come back and buy
engaged now. And? People always thought wed get married, so here
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Well have a quiet rooftop wedding in downtown LA, only
us and the officiant. Paparazzi will curse us from the street below.
Years will pass and well adopt, because why not? Shell be
three and from Barbados or some less fortunate country. Her name
will be Amy or Sheri. Youll dress her impeccably and Ill bring
Amy on hikes through Griffith Park and show her the nice parts of
the city. Shell want to know how we met and when shes old
enough, well tell her. Well tell her about the disease and how we
beat the odds. How mom and dad were on death row and managed to
escape. Well tell her about her uncle Day the others who werent as
lucky.
that sound?
I kiss her on the head. Her hair smells like coconut. Besides
that.
It sounds pretty.
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Would you be happy with a life like that?
I put two fingers to her neck. Her skin is still warm but
nothing beats inside of her. I open the window and look at her in the
The last thing I said to her. What was the last thing I said?
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I love you, I whisper, I love you so much.
I stay awake the rest of the flight, holding her hand until my
fingers go numb.
Its 7:40am and were the only ones left on the plane. Today
time I die, no one will be talking about the Darlings or PS 111 or the
necklace hidden? I pull on the thin silver chain and find a key
dangling from the end. Ive seen this key before. It belongs to our
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In an hour, the press will have its story. #Iris will trend for
Theyll take her away and turn her death into a headline.
answer for Marcys sins. I have a good five minutes before a flight
attendant will ask me what the problem iswhy Im not getting off
the plane.
our last days together. I should have known they wouldnt be able to
cure us.
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But maybe it will cure me. Maybe 15 days will make the
Marcy? I beg her to wake up. Tell me what to do, dammit. God
trash. Hell be here any minute. I must get off this plane.
tarmac, slippery with morning heat, and there, past the airport, far
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This book is for Allyson.
Special thanks to Sean and Sarah for the endless workshopping and
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