SCENE 1

-John comes home,bad mood…

John:I’m home

John:Maryyyy….maryyyy…..(angry tone)Get my drink!Are you deaf?

John:Maryyy……

Mary:(yawns)John honey,you’re back…

-(John slaps Mary)

Mary:But i…..

-(John pushes Mary,she falls)(she gets on her feet again)

John:I have called you three times!Now,listen..,before I reach home,dinner should be on the
table!Do you hear me?(he shakes her violently)

-(Mary nods ,cries and falls)

-(Moly crosses sideways with John while he leaves as she enters)

-(After looking at Mary crying,Moly rushes to Mary)

Moly:Oh my god sis,are you ok?

Mary:I’m fine,Moly….

Moly:He hit you again din’t he?You should leave that beast ,Mary…..He’s useless……….Get a
new life for yourself,sis.

Mary:It’s ok,Moly,he’s my husband after all….Now I’ll have to go prepare dinner….

Moly:Come,let me help you prepare dinner,sis….lets go…

SCENE 2

-(Mary and Moly placing dinner on table)

-(Moly at a corner,playing phone)

-(John walks in tired……

#after seconds

John:I hope you’ve prepared dinner....

Mary:Oh yes,John…definetly

-(Mary pulls a chair for John to sit)

-(John stares at Moly and Mary realizes and immediately calls Moly)

Mary:Moly,dinner table,now…

Moly:Coming sis..

-(Moly pulls a chair beside John to sit put she pushes it back again and sits next to Mary)

#suddenly…

-(John spits out the food)

John:It is tasteless for god’s sake!Have you lost your taste buds lady, huh?

Moly:The food obviously tastes nice for a rational person!

-(John slaps Mary out of anger)

-(Moly gets angry and stands up while her chair drops)

Moly:Stop finding your wife’s faults and stop abusing her….

John:As an outsider,(loud tone)do not interfere!!!(slams table)

-(John and Mary leaves in opposite direction leaving Moly alone)(Moly leaves).

SCENE 3

-(One day,while Mary was resting,there’s was knock on the door)

-(When she opens,two middle-aged lady dressed in modern clothing greets her)

Lady 1:Hi miss,you look so beautiful.

Lady 2:Indeed she does…..

Mary:Um,hii..and,you’re..?

Lady 1:I’m Miss Susan…I’m here to promote England’s finest hand sewn dresses..We
specialize in elegant dresses stitched from the core of your neck to your ankle…(speaks while
waving around a measuring tape)..

Lady 2:On the other hand,I’m Miss Aini…(carrying make-up kit)

Mary:Um…ok Miss Susan and Miss Aini,at the time being I do have enough clothes in my
wardrobe and I don’t really think I need a facial makeover…(rejects politely)

-(Examines Mary from bottom to top and vice versa)

-(in a charming voice,)

Lady 1:Well, your husband would love you more…

Lady 2: You would look unbelieveably pretty and fabulous…

-(Mary thinks a while and decides….)(Looks excited)

Mary:If that’s the case,give the most beautiful dress you sell and Miss Aini,you’re welcome to
start my makeover…

Lady 1:Here you go,the latest Lady Gaga’s promotion.

Lady 2:Lets proceed with your makeover…

-(Mary gives cash and takes the dress)

Lady 1:Thank you…(Winks eye to Mary before leaving)

-(Miss Susan leaves happily as Mary escorts Miss Aini into the house for makeover)

Mary:(Talking alone)I hope John would like this and never takes his eyes off me anymore….I
too hope he’ll be happy looking at me wearing this beautiful dress…..

Miss Aini:Mary honeyyyyyyy?????

Mary:Commminngggggg!!!!!!!!!!

SCENE 4

-(Mary wears the dress and walks around waiting for John to come home)

-(John enters the house,looking tired)

-(Mary goes near John and try to be romantic)

#Touches him gently…

John:Um,what on earth do you think you’re doing?

Mary:Oh nothing,honey….I’ve prepared lunch…..lets eat,shall we?

John:I’ve…..I’ve…..I’ve already eaten…

Mary:Oh,come on John…I’ve prepared your favourite “Nasi Lemak”.

-(John turns around and looks at table…drools and turns back)

John:It’s ok….I’ve had lunch with my colleagues.

Mary:Please honey…..(pulls John towards table)

John:No…..(loud tone)

Mary:Don’t you notice the new dress I’m wearing?I wore it just for you….(being romantic)

Mary:Come on honey,lets eat….(pulls John’s hands)

-(John slaps Mary)

John:Don’t force me to do what I’m not in favour…leave me alone…

John:By the way,you look ugly in this whole dress and makeover…It looks even horrible when
you’re wearing it!!!Why waste money on things that don’t suit you?Go away..

-(John pushes Mary and leaves)

-(Mary runs away crying)

SCENE 5

-(Stumble upon Steve and Danny while walking)

Steve:Oh hi,John……hows life buddy?(gives a handshake)

John:Danny buddyyyy,{hand fi(balalalala)}

Steve:How’s life dude?

John:Well Steve,it totally sucks for me…unfortunately

(Steve and Danny stares at each other)

Danny:Oh,We din’t expect that fom you!Hows Mary,by the way?

John:She’s fine…but lets not talk about her,ok?

Steve:Whats wrong,John?

Danny:Steve,let it be…it’s his personal business

John:I just hate her,Steve…..She’s useless.

Steve:Give her another chance then!

John:Steve,Steve,Steve….a woman like her does not deserve a second chance…I am actually
still deeply in love with the love of my life,Anna…before my parents got me to tie the knot with
Mary…
-(Takes out picture of Anna from wallet and stares at it…)

-(After seconds of silence,

Steve:You have been married for almost three years John….Moreover,Mary had treated you
well and you should treat her the same.

Danny:Steve,I hope you do understand!

John:Aaahhh….I hate her…..She’s more like a servant than a wife,ok!

Steve: John,it’s up to you then?

-(Steve looks at time)

Steve:Well I’ll have to proceed home as Sarah and kids would be expecting me and Danny for
dinner…care to join in?

John:Sure……Mary wouldn’t have prepared dinner anyway..

Steve and Danny:Lets go then(put hands on each other)

SCENE 6

-(Mary and Moly,at home….Mary crying)

Mary:Moly,I think,its about time we get rid of John….I can’t take all the suffering anymore…I
need to rebuild my life….but this time,it’s without John..

Moly:Just about time sister…I thought I could discuss this matter with you over dinner…but I
don’t think he’ll let you get away with this plan… #Moment of silence

Mary:Don’t worry,I’ve got just the plan…

Moly:Alright,what’s the plan,sis?

Mary:Just wait and see…Wait and seeee….(HAHAHAHAHA)

 SCENE 7

-(John sleeping on his lazy chair)

-(Mary,who was resting, sees a unicorn accompanied by a fairy in a tutu in the garden)

-(She approached it and……

Mary:Hi unicorn,what are you doing here?Is that your guardian?(points at the fairy)You look so
pretty,Ms.Unicorn….

Fairy:Hi Mary……

Mary:How did you find out my name?

Fairy:Of course I know your name.Infact,I know everything…hahahaha(throws magic dust on

Mary and flowers)

-(The unicorn stomps on her flowers,eats the lilies and hops around the garden as the fairy
follows it)

-(Mary runs to wake John up)

Mary:John honey,honey,wake up….wake up honey…..

John:(yawns)What???????You better have a good reason for waking me up…

Mary:There is a unicorn in the garden…There is a unicorn in the garden…

Mary:It was accompanied by a fairy in tutu….it talked to me while the unicorn stomped on my
flowers,ate my lilies and hopped around the garden

-(Mary collapses)

John:You’re insane…If you don’t stop,I’m gonna put you in a nut house….

Mary:We’ll see…..(pause)(then turns back)

Mary:It had a golden horn on its forehead(walks back to the garden)

(John rushes to get phone)

Operator:911,whats your emergency?

John:It’s my wife…She has been on the edge all these years…but now,she’s falling over….

Operator:Calm down sir…Tell me what happened…

John:Don’t tell me to calm down!!!She’s the crazy one….She told me she saw a unicorn in the
garden!!!

Operator:We’ll be right there sir..

John:Hurryyy…and………..bring a strait-jacket.

John:Hello operator,connect me to Maharani’s hospital psychiatrist department please…(pause

5 sec)…Um ya,hello doctor,I really think I’m in great danger…come quick…I live at 100,Jalan
Daud…and ya,don’t forget to bring a strait-jacket.

-(knocks on door)

-(Police 1 and 2 enters,police 2 with a strait jacket)

John:There she is….catch her…

Police 1:The doctor would be here any second now…hold on.

-(Another knock on door,and doctor comes in…)

Doctor:Hello,good day sir,I’m doctor Dean from the psychiatrist department of Maharani hospital
and this is Miss Kajol,my assistant….I received a call about…

-(John interupts….

John:Ok doctor,…May god bless you with your redential….myyyy wife,oh my god, you’re not
gonna believe what she just told me…..(explains gloatly)..She told me she saw a unicorn in the
garden and it hopped around the garden,stomped on the flowers and ate a lily……(Stops and
breathes heavily)…And the best part was that the unicorn was accompanied by a fairy in a
tutu……(acts all out)…..unbelieveable…..hahahahaha

-(Dr.Dean,whispers something to the two policemen as John was breathing…)

-(The two policemen ,helped by Dr.Dean,puts the strait-jacket on John as nurse calms him
down)

Dr:Hmmmm…Interesting….

Dr:May I talk to your wife, sir?

John:No way!!!!She’s probably in the garden talking to the unicorn! She needs to be taken right
away!

(Mary enters the house from the garden)

Mary:(curious)What seems to be the problem?

Dr:Mary,did you happen to tell your husband,that you saw a unicorn,accompanied by a fairy in a
tutu and it ate a lily in your very own garden?

Mary:Of course not….Unicorns are mythical creatures and they do not exist….

John:But doctor….she..she….but….

Dr.Dean:That’s all I wanted to know.I’m sorry mam,but your husband over there is as crazy as
a jay bird!!!!

-(They dragged John away,while he was screaming)

Dr.Dean:Mam,your husband will be treated in our department…You could come anytime as

visiting ours would never end…..(hands out card)

LAST SCENE/8

(moral value by Mary)

(banner)

Remember guys,don’t count your nuts before they’re cracked

Mary:(claps twice…guys!

(Fairy and unicorn comes out,creates some magical movements…and moments later,all
characters appear on stage to receive credit)