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Oh Shit!!
By Luke Hickey University Security to go to pings which have been flushed
Deputy Editor Clandon House 29-42. Luke told down toilets. The cause of the
barefacts what he found, “We Stag Hill blockage (weekend
After the sewage problems were called by Pete Huggins from before last) was not found though
reported in last week’s barefacts, USSU reception, he was asked to a build up of grease in a drainpipe
last weekend saw further prob- raise the highest ranking sabbati- was one suggestion. The two foul
lems with the University’s sewage cal on campus. When we got to water systems are entirely sepa-
system. A total of over twenty stu- Clandon, we found them all in a rate and nothing indicates that the
dents were moved out of Guildford state, with no information forth problems are related.”
Court over Saturday 27th January. coming. However, University He also told us how he thought
The areas affected were Clandon Security were great in their work the evacuations had gone from
and Compton houses. that evening.” the accommodation office’s point
During Saturday afternoon Meanwhile University Security of view, ”Although we have our fair
sewage overflowed into the hall- called Ann Griffiths , a member of share of plumbing problems,
way outside the bathroom at the the accommodation team. Ann floods, etc. foul water leaks on this
lower end of one of the blocks in attended and spent the next 4 scale and affecting this number of
Compton house and started flood- hours trying to find all the resi- students in such a short space of
ing into and around seven bed- dents alternative rooms on cam- time are unprecedented. Both sit-
rooms. University Security imme- pus. However, Ann mainly works uations have been difficult to deal
diately moved the residents out on offsite accommodation and with because they occurred at
and the accommodation office was therefore unfamiliar with the night and have affected the living
found them rooms in Cathedral system of allocating on-campus conditions of a large number of
Court, where they are currently accommodation, so progress was students. Some of these students
staying at no extra charge. slow and in a few cases rooms have, understandably, been upset
At approximately 9:15pm, were allocated which were already by these events.
sewage began flowing into the being lived in. Six residents (all “The Residences staff,
hallway and rooms around the female) were given University Wardens, Union Sabbatical
bathrooms in Clandon. There Court accommodation for the Officers and Estates and Buildings
were similar problems in this night, with the remainder being staff as well as Accommodation
house the previous weekend, but housed in other University Courts Office staff have all played a part
only on a small scale. One of the and Hazel Farm. in trying to resolve the situation as
residents, told barefacts that they By the following morning the swiftly as possible. In the event
called out University Security, who sewage level had lowered, leaving that this type of event happens
upon arrival helped the residents just the smell and toilet paper lin- again, we will take steps to re-
try to hold the sewage at bay. ing the floors. On Monday morn- house students if needed and to
However, a combination of the ing, Richard Paxton, head of the repair the problem. The one thing Sewage flowing down the bottom floor of Clandon
smell and the force of the raw accommodation office, had arrived I have learnt is that you cannot
sewage began to overpower them to inspect the scene for himself. please everyone!” affected by the sewage problems email Luke at
and they gave up. After trying to The residents asked him if there Finally he spoke of plans for the or if you experience similar prob- barefacts@surrey.ac.uk
clear everything off the floor in would be any compensation, but next few weeks, “We will have lems in the future then please
their bedrooms, the residents he told them that he couldn’t com- Stag Hill 29 ready for occupation
went to the Court Receptions to ment on it at the time. Barefacts this week. Compton and Clandon
await further information. has also been informed that to his will take until the middle of next
At about 10pm Luke Mackenzie credit, Paxton was helping the week to rectify. If any students
and Ben McCauley (VPs for clean-up, personally ripping up the have to move to cheaper accom-
Finance and Development and for carpets to ensure they are modation, they will be refunded
Sport respectively) were asked by replaced rather than just cleaned. the difference. No decision has
The residents also told us that been made about compensation –
Paxton was encouraging them to all our efforts have gone into the
move back, but Susie Westwell most important work of getting stu-
(VP for Education and Welfare) dents settled again and the affect-
advised them not to move back ed accommodation repaired.”
until she was satisfied it was safe At time of going to press, it has
to do so. The six residents who emerged that there are still prob-
have been housed in University lems accommodating the remain-
Court have now been offered it on ing seven students, with some
the financial terms of Guildford unhappy with their treatment by
Court. the accommodation office. There
In an interview with barefacts, have also been complaints that
Paxton explained what he some residents are still waiting to
believed to be the causes of the get the belongings from their
two weekends worth of flooding, rooms. Whatever happens please
“The blockages in Guildford Court be assure that barefacts will keep
appear to have been caused by you informed of the latest. Sewage - shower basin
A toilet system in reverse plastic bags and plastic food wrap- If you have been personally
barefacts@surrey.ac.uk News 1-4 n Bf History 15-23, n barearts 7-30 n Lifestyle 21 n Sport 34-36
2 News 01/02/01
Editorial who wrote the Quirk’s music tips for 2001 and the
Sugar Coma interview then it was Andy (he also
wrote the Alien Crash Landing rag news article as
Editorial Team Well, it’s here, the 1000th issue. I can hardly believe well).
it that I am here still writing my editorial at 5.30 am.
Editor
Editor Yep, it’s taken this long to compile...I suppose its the Again, a big thank you and thanks for all the contri-
Kevin Marston 36 fun filled pages which did it. butions this year to barefacts as without them there-
would be a rather small paper.
Deputy
Deputy Editor
Editor Anyway going back to being the editor of the 1000th
issue. I feel that its quite honour considering how Hmmm, I’ve just realised that its now the 31st and its
Luke Hickey
many years and editors there have been before me my birthday, yeah......err getting old now...
Production and hopefully they will all like the paper and what I
Production Editor
Editor Well, its goodbye from a very tired me. And I will see
Andrew Thomas and this years barefacts team have done with it. I
believe that barefacts is one of the longest running you next week
News
News Team
Team Film
Film Editors
Editors student newspapers in the country which has main-
James Buller Libby Hurt tained the same name - even ahead of papers like Kev
Mike Rolfe the the Gair Rhydd (Cardiff)
Science
Science Editor
Editor
Political
Political Editor
Editor Nick Walsh As for the actual paper - will it still exisit for another
Reuben Thompson 1000 issues? Well, I am not sure it will in its current
Sports
Sports Editor
Editor form, a newspaper, because of the rapidly expanding
Dave Chapman internet technology, but it will great to hope that the
Features
Features Editor
Editor name will stay the same.
David Abbott
Marketing
Marketing Team
Team
Ali Danby Anyway, enough of me rambling on as you all are
Music
Music Editor
Editor
Ellen van Keulen probably getting bored of reading this by now so i
Owen Hazelby
hope you enjoy the paper and if you see some ele-
gantly dressed people handing out barefacts today
Arts
Arts Editor
Editor Proof
Proof Reader
Reader then say “hi” as it will be members from the barefacts
Vacant Duncan Hamilton
team.
Contributors
Contributors I would also like to say a big thank you to all the peo-
Ali Danby ple that helped out this week on the paper whether it
be writing, laying up or just staying to the same awful
Reuben Thompson hours as me just to get the paper ready in time,
David Abbott cheers Luke. As I am on the subject I must apologise
MWC to Andy (production ed) for not putting his name on
Simon Robinson two of his articles last week. So if you wanted to know
Music Team
SAIS
& Dr Russ ...News In Brief...News In Brief...News
Police Pull A Fast One the blackened shell because it was so unsafe.
Just four days earlier Guildford Borough Council’s
A row has erupted over ‘double standards’ used by planning committee had save the site from demolition.
Surrey Police. A Conservative Counsellor has brought Counsellor Nigel Sutcliffe said: “I’m surprised and
the constabulary to account over an incident concern- shocked and local neighbours are absolutely devas-
ing its top officer. tated.” Counsellor Auriol Earle added: “It’s absolutely
The Chief Constable, Denis O’Connor was travelling tragic that this much loved local landmark has gone.”
in a chauffeured car at 78mph, along the A3 last Planning committee chairman Richard Marks said he
December. Traffic police spotted the car and pulled it would be seeing if “a similar building to that of the orig-
over for speeding. When they realised who was inside inal Tangley Place, can be erected on the site.”
barefacts however the officers waved the car on. Ed Goodwin a director at Camp Moss Property, who
Union House, University Of Surrey Counsellor for Addlestone, Terry Dicks, questioned submitted the application for the office development in
Guildford, Surrey, GU2 7XH Surrey Police Authority over the affair during a meet- place of the building, was equally shocked by the fire.
ing of Surrey County Council on Tuesday. He had He said on Monday: “As far as I know the building is
Tel: 01483 879275 received a written statement from the SPA saying: not insured. I only heard about the fire this morning.”
Fax: 01483 534749 “The force recognises that all its drivers should set
email: barefacts@surrey.ac.uk the best possible example to other motorists. All police
Deadline for Publication officers are able to use their discretion when dealing Please Sir, Can I Have Some More?
with traffic offences.” “On this occasion, the traffic offi-
Monday 12pm cer did not operate within force guidelines in respect Last year Barefacts covered the university’s
of applying discretion.” “The chief constable is taking announcement that it would be hosting a position that
Submissions steps to reinforce the application of national guidelines rapidly became dubbed as ‘Professor of Airline Food’.
to the traffic officer involved and to the whole of Surrey Indeed Professor Peter Jones has now been
preferably on disk / email in Word 6.0 Format, Police. The chief constable is also of the view that a appointed to the post. Officially known as ‘
Text in Arial, size 9 font prosecution should have occurred in this case.” International Flight Catering Association Chair of
barefacts is an editorially independent newspaper, published by the University of Surrey Students' Union Communications Office.
O’Connor has said he was asleep at the time of the Production and Operations Management; he shall be
incident, was not aware of it and played no part. “dedicated to researching the airline catering industry”
The views expressed within the paper are those of individual authors, and do not necessarily
represent the views of the Editor, the Editorial Board, the University of Surrey Students' Union Dicks faced the chairman of the police authority, and will receive £1/2 million sponsorship from the
or the University of Surrey. Alan Peirce at the council meeting, Mr Dicks said the IFCA.
This publication may not be reproduced in whole or in part, stored in any form, copied or distributed, without the express permission
statement was a “whitewash.” “Does the action taken Prof. Jones said: “This is an exciting challenge.
of the publisher.
by Surrey Police in this instance not indicate double When the post was first announced reports in the
All submissions must include the author's name and Union or Staff Number. Submission is no guarantee of publication. standards?” “Can we be assured that any other media suggested some scepticism about such a pro-
Anonymous and Pseudonymous articles will not be published.
barefacts reserves the right to edit submissions. motorist, not connected to the Chief Constable of
Surrey, caught driving at 28mph above the limit in sim-
Printed by ilar conditions, will be treated in the same way?”
East End Offset (TU), Bow, London, E3 3LT Peirce responded “the incident may be perceived to
© USSU Communications Office 2000 imply double standards. This is not the case and that
Surrey Police officers will continue to focus on speed-
ing and the threat it involves to the public in a consis-
tent manner in accordance with nation and local
guidelines.”
...Up In Smoke
Elections
The closing date for
Anti-yob measures divide voters
the sabbatical elections
With the election looming (well 4 months isn’t that and NUS delegates
long, is it?), certain key issues are bound to come up
again and again. One big area is going to be law and
order, but a recent poll suggests that voters have split
by James Buller & Mike Rolfe
forms is 4pm, Friday
opinions about whether the Government’s “zero toler-
ance” approach will work.
The proposed measures include restrictions on
2nd February
drinking in some public places, placing curfews on
4 Your Emails & Greensoc 01/02/01
Your Emails
To: barefacts
From: Alex Stanway
Subject: RE: Tuition Fees
Cc:
Dear Sir, array of innovative solutions that ask if they *would* do so. to? The point is really a more gen- erty and freedom from coercion
none of us here, nor anyone in If taxation is about 'asking' peo- eral one of how can we have are rights each person posesses
In reply to Tristan O'Dwyer's let- Whitehall or Westminster could ple to contribute, then what hap- rights that put active obligations of himself, and may trade for other
ter last week I wish to make sev- think of in 100 years of discussing pens if I say no? Ultimately refusal on other people? We can have a things more useful to him. For
eral points. it. to pay taxes will get you put in right to free speech, private prop- example most people trade the
First of all, as I explained on the When every significant invention prison. The whole point of 'asking' erty and other such rights right to do what they want for 8
web site discussion boards, as I from the wheel to the microchip someone something, is that they because they don't require any- hours a day, in exchange for mak-
believe in self interest, and it has been developed by private have a choice. With taxation the one to take any specific action, all ing a living. Can I sell my right to
would be against my interests to individuals and companies, it is 'choice' is 'give us your money or they require is that no one inter- education? No. It is therefore not
leave the NUS, I have no intention quite simply wrong to say that pri- we'll lock you up.' This is not my feres with our right to do that. a right I posess, but rather an enti-
of doing so. vate funding will not cover blue understanding of being asked. Having a right to education (and tlement handed down frm above.
Primary education could be fund- sky research. As the recent Lastly, my point about educators other consumables) puts obliga- From a state that is meant to rep-
ed by parents, charitable organi- dot.com explosion on stock mar- refusing to educate us is a truly tions on others. These obliga- resent and serve us, but has in
sations and anyone else who kets showed, massive funding is hypothetical one, but if we have a tions, and so the 'rights' we get fact come to own and control us.
chooses to fund it. One of the available for innovative compa- right to education, I think it must from them, can not exist along
beauties of having no centrally nies exploring a potentially useful be addressed. Supposing no one side the right to do as we please Alex Stanway
imposed system is that with every technology. Could any govern- was prepared to teach in schools, and to own private property.
school working it's own way ment anywhere have raised and colleges and universities, how Further to this I would ask where
around the problems schools targetted this money so quickly would/could the government give these rights come from? The
face, there would soon be an and effectively, before we even us the education we have a right rights to free speech, private prop-
Please send all responces to emails to barefacts not the author.
If you would like to write a letter then please send them to barefacts@surrey.ac.uk
* Only 25% of respondents said there was a recog- After one year's service you are entitled to
nised trade union in their workplace. ·
* Claim unfair dismissal
Unsurprisingly the survey found those working long ·
hours affected academic work with 59% of respon- * A written statement from your employer stating why
dents stating that there work had a detrimental impact you have been sacked
on their degree. 21% had failed to submit coursework.
6 Reuben rants 01/02/01
by Reuben Thompson pletely true, but the aforemen- for British citizenship by Indian bil- Australia. The
Political Editor tioned Mr. Mandelson managed to lionaire SP Hinduja. Mandelson main difference
get himself sacked (“resigned”) for denies having done anything par- this time is that
dubious behaviour for the second ticularly wrong, but he did after all e-commerce site 192.com shipped Baker took the home secretary to
Well, if you are looking for the time in a year. His repeated rise initially deny having borrowed 5,000 copies into the UK in direct court this week over his refusal to
sensible side of British politics, I and fall has astounded many by £300,000 off the then paymaster- opposition to the ban. The Sunday reveal whether MI5 held a file on
suggest that you take a break from actually being faster than that of general, Geoffrey Robinson, last Times then argued that since the him for his “ecological activities”
my article this issue (as if any of Michael Hesletine under the Tories year. Whatever the truth behind public could get the book anyway (i.e. Greenpeace membership).
you actually read it anyway!). in the mid eighties. He does, the matter, both Ann Widecombe they could print excerpts. The high This is the first test of the new
There has been nothing but back- though have some way to go and William Hague have had an court agreed, saying it would Freedom of Information act.
stabbing and bitching all week, before notching up the grand total absolute field day in ripping it out “make a mockery of the govern- Unfortunately however, the act is
most of it surrounding one Peter of four sackings thusfar enjoyed by of our beloved government. ment if something widely available widely expected to fall to pieces at
Mandelson, an unimposing gentle- Hesletine. In other news, Richard were suppressed”. The upshot of the first piece of controversy due
man, known for his non-controver- On this particular occasion, the Tomlinson, the ex MI6 spy, has all this is that the government had to the general wooliness of its con-
sial behaviour, whom none of us (ex-)Northern Ireland Secretary been defying a government ban on to back down and it will now tent. Yet another case of that regu-
had ever really noticed before this has managed to get the heave-ho the publication of his book by hav- appear in paperback here in the lar government problem— a good
week. for some alleged “discrepancies” ing it published in Moscow, much UK next month. idea executed badly.
Okay, so that last bit wasn’t com- in the handling of the application as Spycatcher was printed in Lastly, Lib-Dem MP Norman
by Bulent Yazici
USSU Online that with proper marketing, the
http://www.ussu.co.uk
feedback form to send him these.
Technology Officer If you remember what the old web- website will generate more hits These would also help in his proj-
site looked like last year, you'll and this in turn will allow the union ect documentation!
realize that the website has gone to charge more companies with
With the Unions' continous effort to through a lot of design changes. advertising deals.
improve its' services to the stu- This was B's first priority as the
dents, USSU has appointed Bulent new site makes it easier to navi- In the last academic year (1999-
'B' Yazici as the new Webmaster gate and be able to add more sec- 2000), the Union website received
and Technology Officer of the tions if needed. Next came the about 130 visitors per week. Now,
Union. He has been working on second goal; Moving the USSU the website is regularly receiving
the website, as a part of his final site out of the University servers more than 1,200 visitors per week.
year project. This way, the Union and placing it outside JANET (The This nearly ten-fold increase is
has been helping B with this UK academia network on which all more than anyone in the Union
degree and in return B has been .ac.uk websites are hosted on). expected but is a measure of the
providing a professional service to This allows the website to be data- success of the website. B is hoping
USSU and the student body, free base driven which in turn allows with proper marketing, the aware-
of charge! online administration pages to ness of the website can be raised
which all clubs, societies, sabbs and this might even rocket the
Last semester B put down some and several other Union members usage of the website to well over
goals he wanted to achieve with have rights to enter and change 2,500 visitors per week. One of the
the website the website. The one downside is hardest challenges that has
that students accessing the web- plagued B is the flow of information
- Improve the design and ease of site from their rooms for free, using from the sabbaticals and other offi-
use of the USSU website the internal dialup, are temporarily cials, to the students, via the web-
- Increase the frequency of visits to not able to view the site. He is hop- site. The Union has been running
the site. ing that UCS will soon give access in a set way and it has been hard
- Increase the awareness of stu- to residents. (This is under UCS's to change some of this. As time
dents to events around the control, not ntl). Another advan- progresses, the flow of information
University and the Union. tage of moving the site out of the has been growing but at the
- Attract advertisers to generate University network is the ability to moment he still considers it a trick- The New Union web into page.
much needed money. have our own domain name, le. Hopefully, in the upcoming
- All these goals sound like a good www.ussu.co.uk which is easier to months, this will increase and
idea, but a lot of changes needed remember and is more suited for maybe to a full flowing river of
to be done to the website before marketing purposes. Another information by next year when the
they could be achieved. Not all important advantage is the fact new sabbs will learn from the
these changes are visible to the that it is now easier to advertise on beginning to work with the website.
visitors of the site but the way the the Union website. In fact, with a In the meantime, he will be using
website runs now allows the deal with NUS, the Union is now his role as Technology Officer to
Sabbs and relevant Union people receiving £4,000 a year for adver- try to change things around the
to update the site more regularly. tising on the website. B is hoping Union.
Music News
30 people have been injured at the Big ing experience affects us profoundly.”
Day Out festival in Sydney Australia The band have pulled out due to argu-
this week. During Limp Bizkit’s head- ments with the organisers about not put-
line set 30 people had to be pulled out of ting on extra security. Meanwhile in the
the moshpit and several members of the UK the bands success continues by top-
crowd had sustaining injuries including ping both the album and single charts.
one girl who suffered a heart attack and
was resuscitated back stage by para- Jonathan King former Radio 1 DJ and
medics. Limp Bizkit were given praise pop mogul has been charged with 11
for their actions by stopping their set in offences against young men and boys
Limp Bizkit
what the organisers called a “difficult sit- with some of the incidences dating back
uation with a volatile audience”. to the 1970’s. King was arrested by show in Reykjavik to preview some of for being manufactured. O-Town, the
“Excessive heat and crowd excitement” police on January 23rd and was taken to the new material. The new album fea- result of the TV series ‘Making The
were blamed for the cause of the inci- Staines police station in Middlesex tures rare vocals from frontman Stuart Band’ were put together by former N-
dent. where he was later released on bail. He Braithwaite but he has commented he Sync manager Lou Pealrman who was
is due to return to Staines magistrate chose to do it because “there are lots of sacked by the band in 1998. Lance
As a result of this incident Limp Bizkit court on February 13 th to face further bands making the kind of records Bass from N-Sync said that the bands
have withdrawn from the remaining of charges. King has yet to comment on Mogwai made two years ago, so we had objections are justified on ethical
their headline appearances at the Big these new charges. to make something different.” Fans will grounds that the way O-Town got
Day Out festival shows. A statement be pleased to know that “there’s still together was “just a bunch of stupidity.”
from the band commented that “concern Mogwai’s new album ‘Rock Action’ is noise, though.” Something about the pot calling the ket-
for our fans safety and well being is our now complete and is going to be tle black springs to mind.
first priority… people hurt during what is released on April 23 rd. Before the Finally this week, popsters N-Sync
supposed to be an enjoyable and unify- release they are due to play a one off have slammed pop newcomers O-Town
Hi, Lovebite here again with a plethora of goodies for you to win off
Competition me in the usual manner. My thanks to the Bird Bums for standing in for
me last week, although her running the comps coincided with a drop in
the number of people entering, in fact nobody entered. Marvellous.
Well despite this I have some fantastic prizes for you; how do you
fancy, £75 in Topman/Topshop vouchers, or two VIP Union Semester
Passes, or two tickets to the Boy George gig, sound good read on.
Time! As usual all entries (except the Boy George one) have to be in by
6pm Monday 6th February 2001. Email your answers to barefacts@sur-
rey.ac.uk. Editor’s decision is final, first name out of the hat for all
except the FNO tickets.
Boyzone
Culture Club
The Tweenies
Other than Friday Night Out, what could FNO stand for? (please remember this is a family newspaper
and we don’t print rude works)
01/02/01 Millionaire 9
Singles
THE WEBB BROTHERS – I Can’t
Believe You’re Gone (Mews 5)
“I can’t believe it” sing the Webb broth-
Single of the Week
ers on their latest single. Perhaps it is LLAMA FARMERS
them reflecting on their recent success. – Note On The Door
Shivaree – Goodnight Moon (Capitol) With sold out UK shows and successful (Beggars Banquet)
This debut UK single from Shivaree is single sales their name may one day A relentlessly catchy
simply magnificent. Fronted by become bigger than their dad’s. ‘I Cant guitar riff is the basis
Ambrosia, with her chilling beautiful Believe You’re Gone’ is a strutting, of this single, which
vocals which make Shivaree sound like stomping piano fuelled romp. 7/10 S.R. is another demon-
Mazzy Star with the complexity and
stration that guitar
genius of Tom Waits. Goodnight Moon CRASHLAND - Waiting For Someone driven pop is by no
is a beautiful, weird musical sound- (Independiente) means dead… quite
scape that needs to be savoured. 8/10 1995 was the year of Britpop. Crashland alright! 8/10 J.H.
S.R. are 6 years too late. With a boppy
rhythm, a slightly nasal singer, and plen-
LOWGOLD - Mercury (Nude) ty of “nah nah nah” backing vocals
Blame Coldplay. 2001 will no doubt see everything is here. Nice, but tired. 6/10 cessful. 6/10 J.H. they were from the states which I mean
many trying to emulate the success of A.T. as a compliment but the tunes here
the band who brought you ‘Yellow’. 57 DYNASTY - Ghetto Gold / Hold were , in my opinion nothing to shout
Thankfully Lowgold are actually quite SPACEK – Eve (Island) Strong about . Although I think in the future they
good, at least in the genre of acoustic A fluid blend of styles and sounds, this These guys are from Brixton and by might produce something a bit more
bedsit escapist romanticism. 8/10 A.T. debut single should prove quite suc- their rapping you know, you might think exceptional. 5/10 C.H.
SPOOKS - S.I.O.S.O.S- Volume 1 become quite successful. .lets see… oncoming charges of heavy metal gui-
This is new commercialised hip hop
from New York. It sounds ok and some
of the tunes are catchy, but I think that
much of their style has been taken from
5/10 C.H
Rock DJ!
DJ Downfall / The Sunset Sound
London Kings X Waterats, 13th January
The Sunset Sound are a five piece that It’s a strange idea to make a DJ a headline
includes 2 ex members of power poppers, act at a live gig but DJ Downfall almost pulls
Gel, and 1 from infamous grrrl teen punks, it off. Backed by primitive drum machine
Period Pains. It is unsurprising to find their rhythms and synths DJ Downfall (formerly
sound is a heady mixture of naïve har- John from C96 discopunks, Dweeb) is joined
monies and choppy fuzz. The influences by a mate to set off vocal samples and fiddle
stem from the early sixties, even going as far with keyboards. It sounds like music for an
as to cover the “ba ba ba, ba, Barbara Anne” Amiga game for the most part, occasionally
tune that most people now recognise from with earth shuddering drum loops free falling
the Baby Bell cheese adverts. Neither as in. Not much to watch and not really very
camp as Steps or as allegedly “indie rock” as danceable either, his “live experience” either
the previous act they supported, the Dum needs to be enhanced or he should hide
Dums, this gang need a direction to take behind some decks and wave his hands
them away from being merely passably occasionally ala Fatboy Slim.
pleasant. Andrew Thomas
01/02/01 Music Reviews/ live 11
Why Does “Directors Cut” and “Special Edition” mean
More Music (or Film)?
Think of the words. Special Edition. campaign currently defacing posters across
Tube Stations in Britain? Simple. In some
First used in 1980, to promote the then way, to try to prop up the corrupt, inefficient
‘Directors Cut’ of Spielberg’s “Close and uncompetitive British Music Industry, the
Encounters Of The Third Kind”, it began to industry has chosen to bastardise our music
mean, slowly, but surely, the way in which by tacking on new sleeves, extra unreleased
the directors of said film could ‘reclaim’ the and unreleasable material and bootleg
movie from the commercial clutches of the mixes with gaffa tape to our established
major studios and present their original, albums.
untainted cinematic vision. Quite why this
was allowed to happen, and why directors This is a crass, and wholly avoidable attempt
didn’t just bemoan the meddling hands of to recoup the crass mismanagement with
their despotic studio bosses in the numerous the current industry, as every label chases
interview opportunities open to them, is a the increasingly irrelevant and ever shrinking
mystery. teen market with super-expensive multimil-
lion dollar videos that actually cost more per
unless… they agreed to mercilessly exploit minute than most blockbusters, advertising
the consumer by presenting, at a later date, the fake breasts of supposedly attractive
previously unseen footage. That’s right. mannequins miming along to songs they
What you saw and paid for the first time, don’t like, don’t write and don’t understand in
wasn’t the whole film, just a diluted greatest an attempt to push themselves ever further
hits version, sanitised by the millionaires in up the ladder of infamy and celebrity cinema
command. Surely then, now that the oppor- premiere guest lists. And Johnny Public
tunity has arisen, we should see the film as funds it when Joe and Jo Record Label picks
it was meant to be, for free? We’ve already the wrong pretty boy to pour money into.
paid the money, invested the time, seen the
film already. So give us the ‘proper version’ Even the biggest bands are not immune. U2, fought their record company, and
for free. REM found every one of their early albums releases will be priced at a reasonable Apart”. The Manics Generation Terrorists
repackaged with a myriad of bonus songs, £9.99. Maybe missing a CD-Rom video and being closed by the furious “Motown Junk”.
Oh no, see it again, firstly at your local mul- generally crap quality live recordings, gaffat- a crap demo version of a song you don’t like Or Nirvana’s Nevermind finishing on a unre-
tiplex where the projectionist can’t be both- aped on the end. U2 fought tooth and nail, anyway. But relatively speaking a bargain, leased breakneck punkrock demo “Pay To
ered to get the picture just right, and then yet lost, to their record company who insist- and containing the album the way it was Play” instead of the elegiac “Something In
again on overpriced DVD – where we sell ed on adding a second-rate soundtrack con- meant to be heard, without any crap remixes The Way”. Special Edition Means More
you your memories again at a higher price – tribution to their album. If this is the biggest or extra trimmings to tempt the mindless and Music. Fuck Off. Special Editions Means Get
or on a crappily re-edited VHS in the ‘pan-n- band in the world, what hope do the smaller the dumb. Ripped Off. Be Like Zak Off Grange Hill. Just
scan’ format with some, but not all, extra bands in the world have of their artistic free- Say No.
footage tacked on the end haphazardly, per- dom to create good music? None. Bands are Still don’t get it? Fine. Imagine Joy Division’s
haps in a box set, with some dog tags and a forced to release records they don’t like Closer – the ultimate nihilistic album of the Mark Reed
fake diary. For a nice large price tag. because they owe money to their label, edge of suicide – being closed, in England
which has squander a fortune on drugged up only, by the jaunty pop of “Love Will Tear us
Stand up, Reservoir Dogs. The Abyss. PR’s and pretty gay boys trying to commod-
Aliens. Terminator 2. Sixth Sense. ify music like ice cream to school children. Of
Ghostbusters. Fight Club. Matrix. Titanic. course, the general public aren’t that clever.
Star Wars. The Empire Strikes Back. Return Some suck up to such tactics, like the lucky,
Of The Jedi. Blade Runner. JFK. Natural grateful punters they are. Others see
Born Killers. Pulp Fiction. Trainspotting. True through such soulless exploitation and burn
Romance. CDR’s.
For those of us, unable, or unwilling to So stand up the following, all of whom have
reduce the pool of cinematic memories to released “Special Edition” albums, whereby
whatever the DVD manufacturers see fit to we pay twice for the same music to line the
legitimise in a Stalinist revisionism of history, coffers of the corrupt. Limp Biskit. u2. Moby.
we are reduced instead to looking at copy- Texas. Kelis. Pet Shop Boys. Ronan
protected (i.e. finite lifespan) cheap video- Keating, Blink 182 (probably). INXS.
tape with a whole host of castrated ‘fea- Morrissey. Blur. Suede. Stereophonics. New
tures’. In order to push the DVD players and Order. Leftfield. Henry Rollins. The Wonder
the Saddam sponsored Playstation2 VHS is Stuff. Alabama 3, who released their second
slowly being edged out of the market. Whilst album containing a hit single off their first
the quality of VHS is somewhat lacking, it is album, which you should own anyway, bolt-
somewhat frustrating to have to repurchase ed onto the end. No One Is Fax Exempt.
your entire collection of films every few years
when a new format is released and Generally speaking, the material released
inevitably, lose some unprofitable master- on these CD’s is sub b-side fodder. Crap
pieces as martyrs to the cause. remixes they can’t farm out on bargain sin-
gles, boring reheated live material and other
But how does fit in with the new, and repug- leftovers scraped off the studio floor and
nant, “Special Edition Means More Music” reprocessed like meat. Maybe, if you’re
lucky, some CD-ROM material of a crap
video in a grainy tiny window and a boring
interview with an inarticulate moronic musi-
cian. It’s not worth the entry fee.
Occasionally, this stuff is, if we’re lucky,
released the first week so that those of us
who actually look forward to buying records,
might get a little extra – if we like paying
more. Often though, as the album slides off
the charts, like a desperate man clinging to
the side of a sinking ship for a little longer, it
is reissued months later with ‘exclusive’
material to revitalise it through the sad devo-
tion of music fans.
The Marston Files than last year. Some people are under the misconception One of your mani-
that you need to be part of some elite to write for the paper festo aims was to pro-
by Tom Sugarman but this is not the case at all. Any student can write for the mote the university
paper. To encourage participation in student media I have within the local com-
What initially appealed to you about the Communication offered people the chance to write an article for the end of munity. What have
& Marketing sabbatical position?
semester magazine. I'd advise the next editor of BF simply you done to achieve
It evolved from writing for Barefacts really. I'd written arti- to talk to people and be seen around campus to encourage this pledge?
cles for BF in the 1st year & in the 2nd year I became Music
involvement. There has been a lot
Editor. I also enjoyed the production and lay up side. I was of progress in building
'No Wave' chairperson for 2 years and so had experience of
One of your manifesto aims was to produce a semester up relations with local
organising and administering a society. I progressively got magazine for placement students. What has delayed the c o m m u n i t y .
more involved in university affairs and I began to attend stu-
launch of this publication? Commercial relations
dent council meetings. I really love life at Surrey so I thought Unfortunately, due to a lack of finance it hasn't been pos- have developed with
as a sabb I could make a worthwhile contribution.
sible to publish a semester magazine for placement stu- Gateway and the
dents. As an alternative I've introduced regular e-mail bul- Odeon cinema. Particularly good relations have been fos-
Relations between certain societies & Barefacts haven't
letins and information through the USSU website. I have tered with the Odeon, where listings are a regular feature of
always been harmonious. Would you in hindsight have encouraged, through this, placement students to give me a Barearts and whose special events have been a BF feature
edited or pulled any articles e.g. those that provoked the
mailing address for them to receive Sab' election forms. such as last year's London Film Festival tour.
fury of the C.U? I was going to hold a talk at Guildford College about
No, but such decisions are difficult. For example, as long
You aimed in your manifesto to create GU2 radio sta- Newspaper production and editing but this unfortunately
as no laws are broken and the union constitution is upheld, tion. What have been the problems that have delayed coincided with the 1000th edition of BF and has been post-
the editorial board, that is myself, Luke Hickey (dep ed) and
the launch of GU2? poned.
the section ed would run the article. However, clearly some The delayed launch of GU2 has arisen from the take-over
opinion pieces may provoke an extreme response such as
of the company that was due to install the aerials. Not sur- Finally, would you recommend becoming
the article on Christianity but there were Christians on the prisingly money, once again, has also been a factor in the Communication and Marketing sabbatical to your fellow
editorial board who thought the article should run.
delay but rest assured GU2 will launch in February! students?
What I think is most important though is the right to reply Yes, I'd certainly recommend being Communication and
either for readers with contradictory opinions or for the orig-
You aimed in your manifesto to generate more union Marketing sabbatical to anyone who really loves the Union
inal author to further justify his opinions. There have been participation especially from minority interests. To what and student life. It is very time consuming and can be very
some articles though that have been pulled, notably one on
extent have you been successful in achieving this? tiring. It is good fun but like all jobs there are frustrating days.
security. I haven't been as successful as I would have wished. I Barefacts forms a big part of the job which entails plenty of
would have liked regular contributions from international time sat in front of the computer. Because you become so
Does it disappoint you the lack of people interested in students. Some people have said they would contribute but involved with union life it can be difficult to have a life outside
contributing to BF. What advice would you give the next
this has not materialised. However, there has been some the Union. However, the reason anyone stands for a sab-
BF editor in encouraging contribution, especially as one successes such as the LGB article before Xmas and there batical's job in the first place is because they want to make
of your manifesto aims was to generate participation in
have been some successful International student societies a positive contribution to the Union so this shouldn't be a
student media? events e.g. the recent Hellenic Society event at the HRB. problem.
I wouldn't say I'm disappointed as BF has more writers
14 Sabbatical Interviews cont 01/02/01
So here's a round up of the best stories from the last 1000 issues, the highs the lows, the scandal and the
propaganda.
'Guildford University
about the varied musical events in reaction of the young crowd, most of show in February 1979 with the just before Chris Evans picked up on
the Union. More in depth coverage them Surrey University students, Average White Band. the band and they exploded to suc-
of music in Barefacts has been spo- Led Zeppelin seems to be on the The punk era also saw Daily Mail cess.
radic over the years. Until the 80s right track and may just be the next like knee-jerk outrage in the In 96-97 the Ents sabbatical posi-
the musical content of Barefacts was British music export to enjoy interna- Barefacts letters page at punk tion was dropped and replaced by
little more than previews of shows at tional success'. antics. After a Skids show there had the Ents manager, with Alan contin-
the Union and reviews of the records been some vandalism on campus uing the job he had started as a
never represented
from artists performing in the Union. Late 60s / Early 70s which was blamed on 'punks' attend- sabb the year before. Interviewed in
There have been attempts to devel- David Bowie played two shows at ing the show. It is notable however Barefacts at the time he said there
op a more complete music section in the Union. The first at the Guildford that further vandalism occurred over would always be a place on stage at
the paper over the years, but they Arts Festival in March 69 as part of the following weeks when there the Union for his favourite band -
never came to fruition until Steeeeve the mime troupe Feathers. One year were no punk shows. David Devant and His Spirit Wife.
French took over as music editor in later Bowie took time out from his Also making headlines in 79 was They have played here several
1994. Steeeeve is probably respon- the Metal for Muthas tour in May, times since.
Guildford. We hate
'new electric band' The Hype to per-
sible for starting the music section form a solo show at the Union. which featured up and coming One of the first gigs under the new
as we now know it, and began its Tickets were 10 Shillings (50p). NWOBHM acts Samson, Iron regime was from former-
transformation into one of the most In June 70 the Barefacts preview of Maiden and Toad the Wet Sprockett. Wonderstuff frontman Miles Hunt's
popular sections of the paper. The the Free Festival described a 'local new band Vent 414. Their sub-Pixies
changes which Steeeeve brought in group of progressive style - both Livin' in the 80s wannabe-grunge was not well
were not without problems: following light and heavy music' that was The free Sunday night band shows, received by the audience.
playing to elitist
an article which gave a less than scheduled to appear as the second which started in the 70s, ran along- The 96-97 academic year saw the
favourable account of University band of the day. There are no side the paid entry shows. The Folk Folk Club change its name to
band Redwood, the band took phys- reports as to whether Genesis and Jazz Clubs continued to present Unplugged - a few years late for the
ical action to let Steeeeve know they turned up or not. shows and were joined in the eight- MTV inspired name to have rele-
were not happy. The Free Festival was a regular fix- ies by No-Wave, Soul Club and the vance, the name changed again this
Fortunately, things have been ture on the Ents calendar. Usually in Blues and Rock societies. More than year to Live.
smoother for music editors since late June, after exams, the festivals ever live music was apart of campus In recent years a couple of the
audiences, so fuck
then; it is far easier to dismiss an were a day long showcase for local life. Sunday night bands have gone onto
irate press officer on the phone than and campus bands. A variety of famous and not-so greater success: Moloko and the
to face the band in person. In the early seventies the Folk Club famous names passed across the Dum Dums. Maybe last weeks'
Looking back through Barefacts, it was also attracting big names to Union stage in the eighties: Dimestars will be the next.
is obvious that in the past the Union campus. Richard Thompson and Marillion; The Men They Couldn't
used to be one of the main stop off
points for artists as they toured the
Linda Peters, who later married, Hang; Dr and the Medics; The No Future?
What was you specialty as a reporter? I was very good at How did you get content for BF? Recruited loads of students
political reporting, either nationally, in the union, at lectures. I at freshers fair and refreshers fair. Many people just sent in ad
was good at getting information. hoc work which was great, getting fresh voices and opinions
kept the paper interesting.
by Luke Hickey
How did you want the editorial team to work - and did it?
The subeditors had a team of writers behind them and we had
22 Past Editor Interviews 01/02/01
Name: Andy Blair (editor 1999-2000) Were there any stories you could not ideas and willingness to help out.
print? There were none that we couldn’t Would you run for the job again if you
Age: 23 print but there was one about a university What was your biggest failure as editor? were in your final year now? Definitely, I
professor who filled a case against the uni- Probably that we didn’t have enough money would still go for it, even if I had no chance
Job(s) since leaving Surrey: MD of Seven versity for unfair dismissal. We interview the to make the second edition of 5XH (the of winning.
Stone Media Ltd. Marketing Officer of UniS. professor, and printed his side of the story, semesterly magazine now known as
Interim Manager of UniS while the case was in court. The university Phased) at the end of the Spring Semester. Other than editor, which was your spe-
was furious; we probably shouldn’t have Basically we had only budgeted enough cialist area of the paper? I would probably
Did bf help you get the jobs or guide you printed it. There was also a letter that I wish money for 12 pages of bf every week but have wanted to be in the Marketing team of
towards it? Absolutely, being editor of bf I hadn’t published, somebody wrote in com- produced 24, so ran out of money early. bf.
gave me knowledge of stuff I didn’t have plaining about certain sections of the paper. Instead of the mag. We did produce a big bf
before and is the kind of knowledge that is Most section editors read it and decided to at the end of the year. Do you have any messages for the cur-
sought after. If nothing else, it looks really write a response, one of which was particu- rent bf editor and his successor? Kev’s
good on your c.v. larly vicious and signed ‘a disgruntled edi- How did you balance bf Vs Union Vs done well; he has kept the good parts and
tor’; everybody thought this meant me. Then University? I saw bf as a triangular tool; the improved the bad parts. Campus news has
What was your best story? I had quite a the original author threatened to take us to voice of students, the voice of the union and certainly got a lot better. Bf now provides
few; the main one was the resignation of the PCA (Press Complaints Authority) but a pressure tool on the university (while still what is needed, information about the uni-
Marcus Meyers (Marcus was VP for Finance fortunately accepted our apology. acknowledging the good things about the versity, campus, the union and students. So
and Development last year but resigned in university. my message for Kev is keep up the good
January). It was the first time any sabb had Did you achieve all you set out to achieve work. For next year’s editor, just bring in
resigned and was a very difficult subject to during the year? Absolutely everything, How did you get your news? Mainly some more fresh blood and new ideas but
broach in bf. On the one hand I was the edi- before I joined bf was lacking a semblance through reading the Surrey Advertiser, look- before you change anything ask why it was
tor of bf and had to carry the story, on the of current news, so I tried to build up that ing at the BBC website, speaking to people like that originally.
other hand I was a fellow sabb. There was section and ended up getting pages 1-3 as on campus and ringing the Senate by Luke Hickey.
also the Anniversary of the Guildford Park news. We also turned bf from 12 pages to 24 Marketing Department.
bombing and breaking the story of the Union pages with the help of Kev (current editor)
going down the pan financially. working on barearts. This corresponded to Outside of bf, what was your greatest
the number of section editors increasing to success as a sabb? In a way, that’s not for
What was your worst story? There was about 10 from 4. me to judge but I think that as the first ever
only one really bad story, the one we ran VP Comms & Marketing, I did well. I think it
during rag week. We had taken a photo ear- Was there anything you didn’t achieve was rebranding the Union to its current
lier in the year and there was something but would have liked to? At the end of the orange logo, making it more professional
strange at the top of the image, could have year, the newspaper was established but in and semi-corporate.
been a UFO. Anyway, we sent the photo off need of fresh blood that I believe it got this
to the Ministry of Defense and they told us it year and the layout has improved immense- How was it first going into the job?
was nothing, so we ran the story in rag week ly this year. Nobody realizes how little you know when
about a UFO sighted in Guildford. you first go into the job. I lacked general
Everybody thought we were serious and I How did you get on with the rest of the bf experience, I was fairly weak on websites
got a fair amount of abuse. team? The team was great, always willing to and graphics but I am lucky that I am a quick
learn new techniques and fantastic with learner.
Name: Matt Panell We found the students that had when you need information. It’s thin air. cle in.
(editor 1996/7) lived with him both before and counterproductive in the long run. Mel had spent her whole year
after the vacation - ‘Shock As Hmmm. It is a bit tame isn’t it?! getting enough money for comput- So describe BF at the end of
You are remembered very fond- Housemates Realise Man In Next I’m sure we’ve had some more er equipment and a print budget your year?
ly by many of those who worked Bedroom Is Murderer’. It was a hot-blooded Editors since then! so we could go tabloid. I then Maybe it wasn’t as strong at the
with you on Barefacts, any idea great story but we had to tone it enjoyed the benefits of that. If she end as it was half way through; the
why? down because so many people What’s your view of BF in the hadn’t been there then BF in my year saps your energy. We kept up
Everyone has their individual were upset about it. They said I past? year would probably have been the changes and improvements
quirks. So maybe if these people was unashamedly enjoying having In the 70’s it was a political printed on the back of beer mats! though. We brought colour in at
were news hounds I can see how a real crime to write about. debating forum about free love We would have run out of money. the end of the year. The circulation
they might come to think that. But There were a lot of people from and the Vietnam War. There were was up too.
Mel Dean had commercial national and region newspapers more rows between locals, uni and What did you want to achieve The colour was remarkable. It
strengths that no one else has hounding the students so we student organisations during the with BF during your year? Did was different from every other
matched. Tom Sherwen did a lot spent more time trying to keep 80’s. you succeed? newspaper. Flesh tones came out
more for the role of them off than we did writing about Now the focus isn’t so much on When I first became involved day glow pink and grass was like
Communications Officer than I it ourselves, which was a shame. those. I thought that a news agen- with BF, I felt that given a student green highlighter pen! I saw the
could ever have. Its nice to know da and good features was what body as big as ours, with all its tal- first edition and put my sunglasses
but I’m sure there are those that Was the right thing to do? people would be more interested ents and resources, we shouldn’t on. Jeff, the technical guru said
would dispute that. Well it certainly scuppered my in. That’s quite intensive though, it be turning out something that ‘wot you complaining about, it’s
career in the tabloid press! takes up a lot of time. looked like a village newsletter. coler init?” It was quite psychedel-
What was the best/funniest Its a tricky thing because as a Although it didn’t read like that and ic.
story you ran? Sabbatical and an Editor its as Describe BF when you became it was very well managed, stu-
Definitely the Labour party slip- much your duty to look after the Editor? dents deserved a proper tabloid. The BF team was great. Sarah
ping up. They told student Editors students who elected you and to As a team it was great. As a I’ve got this thing: ‘if its going to be Giles as Secretary was brilliant.
before the 1997 election that they manage external media relations, paper it was quite weak. That’s called a newspaper, its got to look We had Andrew Thomas and Rob
didn’t intend to introduce tuition as it is to write the newspaper. If because Surrey is a science uni. like a newspaper, and come off on Winder doing music, James Buller
fees. It was only BF that picked it those two roles had been separate At Nottingham for example stu- your hands’. as News Ed, Jeff Blackman han-
up when they did just that. As such then it certainly would have been dents do English and journalism. I wanted to focus the paper on dling the technical side, Justine
BF was mentioned in parliament easier They have to take part in the stu- news, make it more of a newspa- Beavis was our commercial expert
and the national papers. dent paper to impress employers. per. Whether that’s what the read- while John Dear did politics. Loads
It was good because I was so You seemed to be rather cau- My predecessor was Mel Dean. ership wanted I’ll never know, but I of people helped out including
cross with the way the press con- tious with those kind of stories. She was a perky, chirpy girl and think yes that was the direction the Photo Soc. developing pictures at
ference had been reported by the Not wanting to upset anyone? would often use strong language paper took. midnight. At the end of the year I
other papers. It riled me so I was Well maybe on the face of it yes. and short sentences to describe Going tabloid was another step was very pleased with that little
pleased to even things up a bit. However we did put people who her feelings. An Editorial would be to becoming a credible newspa- gang, it was very focused.
We made a big thing of it. ‘The purported to have the right to con- all about how someone barged in per. It was something that could be Some of the quieter members of
Millbank Tapes’ with a photograph trol the paper in their place. For front of her in the queue at Top picked up by people outside of uni the Editorial team would come out
of cassettes on the front page, as example some Senate House Shop. and be taken seriously. It looked, with some quite sensible views
if it was Watergate. It was nice to bods dragged up an old agree- The thing I liked most about Mel felt and read more like a newspa- too. I wanted to run a front page
play at being a proper newspaper. ment signed by a former President was her attitude. When people per. about the VC’s salary. One girl
A funny story was when sign saying they could vet the paper. I didn’t contribute she said, ‘This is The only downside is that people said ‘why bother. No one cares?
writers wrote ‘Motorycle Parking’ explained that it was no longer a student paper. If the students are a bit more intimidated by that. It’s not money out of their pockets.
on the tarmac outside the library! applicable. aren’t going to write, then I’m bug- They feel that to write in a news- Who gives toss?’ I said ‘are you
I think I can safely say that we gered if I am either!’ One issue paper you have to have some spe- completely mad? Everyone’s furi-
What scandal could you not never pulled or edited a letter famously came out with a blank cial ability, which isn’t true. You ous about it’. We duly ran the story
print at the time but that you unless we had been advised that page except for a bit in the centre: don’t have to be Charles Dickens. and afterwards there was not a
could hint at now? we could be sued for printing it. ‘Nobody’s bloody written anything I mean god knows none of us were single squeak from anyone! It
Scandal?! I wish! We’d have Maybe we were a bit cautious for this page so it’s blank. I’m off to eh?! We couldn’t bloody spell! dawned on me that no one did
printed it! but there’s being over cautious Bo’s from Mel’. I could never have People ought to have realised! give a toss. It’s important to listen
There was the Guildford guy who and deliberately baiting the Union done that but I admired her for That’s the biggest challenge to all to all the team.
was convicted of murdering some- or Senate, creating a pointless row doing it. I’m sure it made a couple student Editors. Convincing peo-
one during the summer holidays. just for a bit of controversy. It of people think and realise that the ple that you don’t have to be part Continued on page 23
doesn’t actually get you anywhere paper doesn’t just appear out of of some special club to put an arti-
01/02/01 Past Editor Interviews 23
I used to love seeing people reading the The President has a nightmare job, when What did you bring to the Editor posi- Where should BF go now?
paper, talking about it, laughing at it. Usually an Editor is beating his chest declaring inde- tion? I would always say that it should be rooted
they’d be pointing and shouting ‘which f*ing pendence and running stuff that’s going Energy! I’d always fancied it too. The first as a newspaper, but something tells me that
cretin wrote that. He can’t spell!’ damage the Union. That’s what they do thing I did when I arrive at Surrey was went modern students are less and less interested
One week a guy pursued me all around though, it’s their job to be embroiled in politi- to see BF Editor. in that. In just the same way as the Union is
campus because I’d left out his letter. He cal rows. It’s the Editor’s job to cause them! perceived less and less as a democratic stu-
even jumped in my van at one point ranting The President doesn’t have Editorial con- What skills + experience did you have dent run organisation and more as a service
about how I’d ruined his rights. But the good trol over the paper but is in charge of the before becoming Editor? provider - food and drinks etc. Even before
thing was that he felt passionately about organisation that publishes it. Therefore if I could write relatively well. I could also per- my year people were seeing the paper in the
what his paper said and what it stood for. Of someone takes us to court it’s the writer, suade people of things. I’m fairly level head- same way. ‘The Union provides it, we read
course I put his letter in the next week and printer, Editor and publisher who are respon- ed I’ll sit and think about calmly. If you panic it’. People couldn’t get it into their head they
he wrote again later. There was pleasure sible. The President has a duty to protect the when someone comes in and hurls abuse were supposed to write it and read it, that the
even in that because it showed people Union. However allowing them to have a then you’ll spend your whole time having a Union was meant to be the students. We
cared. veto is bad. We got around it was by getting heart attack. spent a lot of time trying to battle against that
I think I left the paper in a really good state someone independent who was doing a law In my time I’d written news features and but it’s a trend you can’t get around.
of health. Students turned to it for education, degree to be libel lawyer for us. liased with people outside of the paper, I hope in years to come that will reverse
information, amusement, and personals. We Our Editor/Sabbatical arrangement is fairly including some ITN correspondents and a again. But at the moment the paper will have
had TV and cinema listings. It was a refer- unique among Students’ Unions but works reporter on the Surrey Advertiser. He then to evolve to what students want. For
ence guide, ents. guide, news source and a pretty well. It is dependent upon having wrote really fair and accurate coverage of instance in Phased, the Christmas gifts
forum for debate. It enabled the Union to strong student writers and Editorial board. issues concerning students. ideas. If that had been submitted to the 70’s
communicate its messages more effectively As for my job responsibilities the same Barefacts, it would have been unthinkable to
the next year because it’s had a good read- thing goes. We had a weekly Sabbatical Did you lack any skill or experience? print it. It goes to show that the readership
ership base. I think it looked better after me meeting. If it overran I’d have to say ‘I’ve got What effect did that have and how did you and their demands change, So whether BF
than it did in my first year but the content was to start working on this weeks paper’. Other deal with it? wants or needs another news fanatic is
always good throughout. Sabbaticals might see BF as 1 out of 10 ele- I took myself, the job and paper too seri- questionable. I would always say ‘yes’ but I
ments of your job, but for me it was the bulk ously. It’s easy to loose perspective and for- don’t know if that’s what people want.
What was the best/worst crisis/cock- of it. I’d have been a better Sabbatical if I get that your writing something that only
up/typo during your year? hadn’t been editing BF. And I’d have been a 2000 people read. It’s easy to get carried Do you have a message for today’s BF
There were an awful lot. There were a cou- better Editor if I hadn’t been a Sabbatical. away and absorbed. I took a couple of holi- Editor?
ple of typos that created obscene words by I’ve found you can get on with people who day breaks and read other papers. That and Kev, Keep your head down. Enjoy it. Give
mistake! We often put in adverts upside you’re a deadly political opponent of. The drinking loads helped! us a ring if you want a job!
down or sideways! Vice Chancellor for instance. He’d look at the Technical knowledge is usually lacking in
Oh a really good one was the special edi- paper and say ‘What have you put in your new Editors. You don’t realise the technical And for next years Editor?
tion for the election manifestos. We messed squalid rag this week?’ I’d say ‘Your pay rise skills you need to publish a newspaper and if Devote time and effort to getting a team in at
up the layout in such a way that it changed fatso!’ He’d just mutter about it. He had a you don’t have them then the job instantly the start of the year. Cajole them, buy them
the meaning of some candidates’ slogans! I house with remote controlled metal blinds. becomes twice as hard. You can see how the drinks whatever you have to do!
came back into the office after distributing So I used to call him Ernst Bloefelt! IT and design skills of all the Editors Don’t get the paper or yourself dragged into
them and was met with a firing squad. I got a improves over the year. I was really lucky too many odd little disputes because they
massive roasting! We had to reprint the How did you get content for BF? having Jeff so I could spend time writing and just waste time.
whole edition, corrected the next week. Begged stole and borrowed! Most people photographing, rather than swearing at the When you do get caught up in a dispute over
People always used to write in about who wrote during my year did it because PC. When he wasn’t around that’s what I did a story that has caused a bit of controversy,
spelling mistakes but they never learnt, we they were threatened! That was always the though. People used to come and check I absolutely stick to your guns. You’ve
would just carry on regardless. When you best way to get people to write. Either that or was ok. They’d hear me through the walls, checked your facts, you’re backing your
writing in a caffeine fuelled haze at 5 in the they were writing in to complain about what screaming obscenities. writer and you know no one can sue you.
morning there isn’t time to re-read stuff. Even I’d written the previous week. They were Therefore if anyone has a problem don’t let
if you could spell there was always a techni- usually more passionate! Would you want to be Editor again if in them interfere with your Editorial judgement.
cal gremlin that would ruin it for you. your final year now? You’re appointed by the students and there
Your BF office was also a social area. Categorically yes! Definitely. Except I fore you should only be able to be unap-
How did you balance BF vs. Union vs. How did that affect your job? wouldn’t get so distracted by details and pointed by them. Remind anyone of that who
University allegiances? It was a pain in way but at the same time it would concentrate on a few main things. tries to bully you.
With a lot of difficulty. That’s the trickiest meant people would come in with half an The only trouble was you have to get the
thing. You’re meeting, working and eating hour to kill and write something. People What do you think of BF since your time? story right in the first place. That’s where we
with a group of people who if you were inde- would get themselves a cup of tea or more This year’s Phased is a terrific piece of always went wrong!!
pendent, you may be criticising. So there usually a pint of lager and do some good design. It pisses over what I did for BF.
was a tacit understanding between the me work. by James Buller
and the other Sabbaticals, whereby if a People felt relaxed there because you
writer decided to treat them robustly, they could be surfing the net, doing some photos
wouldn’t moan about it. They also had to or writing a story. It was a buffer zone
accept that trained journalists don’t write the between the hacks down the corridor and
paper and so articles may not get written ‘normal’ people. If you make every inch of
with the slant they desire. Given that natural space an office or a bar there’s no happy
tension between the paper and the Union I medium.
think we did very well. There have been
years when it went badly wrong. Age now?
I stated at the start of my year ‘the paper 26
will not shy away from criticising the Union’.
Someone said that the Sun would never crit- Job(s) had since leaving Surrey?
icise Rupert Murdock. But the Sun’s Editor is Just the one, at Photosound, a design and
appointed by the publisher and so tows the communications agency. I was a Project
line. I said ‘that’s not the way it works. Coordinator and now I’m an Account
Students elect their Editor to say what they Manger.
want’.
My line was always that if the Editorial Did BF help you get that job?
Board voted on an issue, then that would go. I would definitely not have got the job with
Elsewhere the Editor would have decided. I out having done BF. It taught me writing,
accepted that it was a student’s paper and publishing, communications, and project
that I was no longer a student, I was an management. As Editor you’re responsible
employee of the Union. The Editorial Board for managing the budget, suppliers, person-
was, always quite balanced and thoughtful. nel, regulators, the powers that be and deal-
They could have made my life hell but they ing with all the flak. So in terms of manage-
didn’t. ment skills it was very very useful.
It’s the Editor’s job to make sure there is
not going to be legal trouble with a decision How has the BF experience helped you
made by the Editorial Board. If there is not since?
then he has to go and bat for his team. I got I learnt how to get the best out of a group of
a few roastings but was happy to say: ‘If people, to decide upon a stance and devel-
someone wants to take legal action and wins op it. I’m sure I learnt that at BF. Also how to
then I’ve made a boob, but if not then its convince people of things. Anytime we want-
robust criticism’. ed to make a change to the funding or struc-
I remember being summoned to discuss ture of the paper we had to get it approved
BF with the President, General Manger and by Sabbaticals, Executive Committee and a
Catering Manger. I said if it’s about BF then Student Council meeting. So you had to
come to me. Unfortunately they refused so I argue your case.
had to go to them!
24 Societies 01/02/01
RCS
Robot Society is evolving. We’re
- the society formerly known as Robot Soc!
you like) to compete. Anyway peo- include other forms of radio control
changing our name and our focus ple come and fight their robots, vehicles, we will now (if you show
to hopefully get more of you inter- which must fit in a 4 inch cube and up!) be organising different events
ested in joining. From now on we weigh 150g or less, right here on for radio control cars, boats, aero-
are going to be called the Radio campus in the students union! The planes etc. So come along and
Control Society or RCS for short. world series are held roughly every get involved!
4 months so there is always some-
What do we do you might ask? thing to be doing, like building new The last Ant World Series - What
Well we organise the ant world robots and improving our existing happened?
series for one thing, which is a ones, so we can win the next Well we entered two robots, but
Robot Wars related event where event. did not do as well as we had
people come from all over the Since the focus of the society is hoped. One of our robots was
country (sort of a UK world series if now changing from just robots to slightly too heavy to compete and
the other robot was eliminated
early on after being picked on by
two of the best robots in the com-
petition, which proves it must have
been a threat. One of these two A helping hand
robots later went on to win the indi-
vidual event. We did however do chains, weapon and armour before posters in February advertising
well in the group battles and team the driver lost the battle by acci- this event. We hold meetings
events, going on to win the half dentally driving the robot off the weekly on Wednesdays in the
hour long final battle which edge of the arena. During this bat- union at 1pm upstairs by the
involved all the robots which still tle everyone was standing at least arcade machines. You can contact
worked, thrown into the arena at 5 metres away from the arena the Society at
once. We did get a chance to run wearing safety glasses because of surrey_rcs@yahoo.co.uk or by
the overweight robot round as well, flying debris! turning up to a meeting.
it fought against another over-
weight robot by the name of Plod. When and how can I get Written by Graham Doe
This was the most destructive bat- involved? (Chairman) and edited beyond all
tle so far in the history of Ants. Our The next Ant World Series will be recognition by Stephen Pearson
Mini Robot Wars robot, which is armed with a high- in the union building on Sunday (Treasurer).
speed saw, destroyed Plod’s drive 25th February - look out for
SocItToMe Classics
Railway Society (issue 159) Folk Club Events This Term (Issue 189) Hammersmith Bridge. The gig was very good but Carter
were almost invisible behind their light rig.
Will all members of the University please note that the May 15th: Dave Ellis 25p on door I hope that some of you turned up to the "learn to DJ" ses-
Society now has a notice board in the card room. Full details May 22nd: Local Talent evening - 10p on door sion on Monday. If you did, and want to DJ to a proper No
of future activities etc. will be shown on the board. May 29th: Marion Segal & friends - 25p in advance, 30p on Wave crowd then come to the meetings on Thursday at 6 in
Next meeting will be this Monday 21st at 7:30pm in lecture door the Barclay room.
theatre E for illustrated talk on the Festiniog Railway by Roy June 1st: FOLK FESTIVAL. For details see posters appear- Later on this term we have a band on Dec. 5th and we're
Humphries also the E.G.M. All welcome. ing round site in the near future. probably Djing for Animal Welfare around then as well.
I'm going to end now as I haven't got anything to say.
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Also that night the annual beer drinking competition took place in the Students’ Union where all the contestants adhered to one rule, if you
thrown up enough you haven’t drunk enough.
Friday night saw the return of the traffic light party but unfortunately some people got the total wrong end of the stick, naming no
names...........
28 Ofu & Website 01/02/01
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Intro Barefacts Pipe to the
This area is aimed at all you students out there who spend lots of time twiddling your Gaming World
thumbs (on analogue sticks!). Hopefully you will find the short articles of interest. I'm no
expert, but simply enjoy gaming. If anyone can contribute via the form of reviews, com-
ments, letters etc...don't hesitate to send them to: jubajooba@hotmail.com . Enjoy... PREVIEW
Extra Black & White
To play a top PC game you need a top PC. If you don't own one and feel you are missing www.lionhead.co.uk
out then I strongly recommend you take a visit to Quarks, Guildford. Situated on 'Jeffries Format: PC
Passage', Quarks offers excellent services. Upstairs belongs to gamers. With top spec PCs
Developer: Lionhead Studios
you can take part in some serious madness. Recently, after tiring of Tiberian Sun, I asked
the staff to promote a game to me. They did so with the style of a drug dealer (a harmless Release: Spring 2001
drug!) and my CounterStrike days began!! The frequency of my visits increased dramati-
cally. I believe this game will send ripples through the gaming media in the coming months.
Guildford based Lionhead Studios, led by the well-known Peter Molyneux, are set to
release a game that will raise standards. The gamer is cast into a world where they act the
FOCUS role of a god. Impressing humanoids with miracles will gather a following of which 'prayer
power' can be gained to perform increasingly impressive magic (spells, tricks??).
Starpeace Completing against rival gods for power you must control and raise your people with a
www.starpeace.net degree of skill. The miracles are performed in a unique way. For example, to unleash a wall
Format: PC of fire, the gamer must perform a circular movement with the mouse. The game will judge
Publisher: Monte Cristo your accuracy and therefore how effective you are. There is more. At the start of the game
Developer: Oceanus an animal will be born. You are to raise this animal, how you see suitable, by punishing and
Release: Out Now awarding it. As it gets older it will be able to perform its own miracles. If you've been a bad
parent you'll see your people getting eaten and buildings flattened as a monster evolves.
Gaming online is the future. The space for thought is enormous. Imagine a world online, not Internet play is also supported with the added feature of being able to 'carry' your creature
only an imaginary world, perhaps a recreation of the real world! Choose who you want to into new games. Raise your pet well and be rewarded when battling out with human play-
be and do what you want! Stroll through your hometown, bomb a few buildings, and leave ers! This game should make an impact. With imagination and new ideas becoming risky in
(nobody gets hurt!). Well, perhaps today we don't have the technology to map the real world a business that's becoming all about the money, hopefully Lionhead will do well with their
into binary, but things are moving fast in the graphics department. PC processing powers first release.
were predicted, by a former Intel chief, to double over a period of 18 months. Graphic power
is now improving as much as eight times per year! So, taking a step back, we now come to REVIEW
Starpeace. Looking at this isometric 2D sprite-based game you might be quick to criticise,
but the point is Monte Cristo has its eyes on the big picture. At the moment, to log onto the Sheep
Starpeace universe will involve you in a massive multiplayer business sim. Create your own Format: PC / Playstation
empire, do some deals, and make money to expand into a potential universal power con- Developer: Empire Interactive
trolling planets of gamers. This core economic base is only the starting point. Monte Cristo Release: Out Now
have an engine in development which will create a real-time, 3D environment, so walking
around the virtual city will become possible. The first sub-game to be released will involve
the gamer in criminal activities. Gather a few other players, for a price, and assassinate For the benefit of Kev, who provided me with a demo CD, here is a review of sheep (Better
your business rivals! Sounds good, but think even further and players could be piloting star- late than never!). Empire Interactive, previously known for its golf and simulation titles is
ships in a war versus rival planets. There's still a lot of work to be done but ambition makes taking on a new genre. If fun, casual puzzle games catch your interest, such as the classic
things happen. Keep your eyes on this one. Lemmings, then Sheep would be sure to entertain you. The object of the game is to suc-
cessfully guide a flock of sheep through all sorts of bizarre obstacles, traps and puzzles. At
Requirements: P133, 2Mb graphics card, 33Kbps the start you choose your shepherd, each with their own strengths and weaknesses, and
then continue to herd your sheep through7 worlds to a UFO pickup point (Don't ask why!).
To make things harder, there are 4 kinds of sheep, including metal heads, which have their
NEWS
own unique way of flocking. To start with this game is amusing and fun. The learning curve
is short and saving all the sheep is a realistic target. As you reach the later levels, in my
It is becoming common knowledge within the gaming world that if you want to make a game
opinion, the game starts to become tedious. Taking turns with a mate to get to the next,
you need big bucks. With an industry as big if not bigger than the film industry, developing larger than before, level, is the only way to advance without becoming board. Overall it's a
a game can cost millions. It wasn't long ago when bedroom coders were writing games, in
funny game, but the novelty soon runs out.
their spare time, for platforms such as the Spectrum. With a bit of luck it would end up on
the shelves. The people who started like that are generally the people running the show
today. CLASSIC
So where are the next generation programmers going to come from? In 1997 Sony
launched Net Yaroze (Japanese: lets create). Providing coders with a keyed down UFO:Enemy Unknown
Playstation development kit and a chance for the best examples of code to be included on
the Official Playstation Magazine cover, the project was designed to open the door to the Format: Amiga / PC
video gaming industry. This inspired many people, some who are now working on suc- Developer: Microprose
cessful titles such as This Is Football 2. The next question is, what's happening now?
The answer is once again, though not entirely, Sony. Having recently launched the PS2, Just recently I managed to get hold of a copy of UFO-Enemy Unknown. Anyone who knows
Sony has decided to add a simple programming language to their demo disk. Named this game will remember it. It occupied a lot of my time and I must say it had to be down to
Yabasic, this small package is aimed at kids as young as 8, who will be provided with all the fact that the reward I gained from my research kept me up all night. Power suits, Plasma
the support they need from the Yabasic website. Teaching basics to this generation will rifles, recovered alien corpses etc. Excellent. Ha. Anyone else out there who's mad please
surely benefit future gaming. contact me: jubajooba@hotmail.com
It looks like Sony is pulling all the weight, but others are catching on fast. A company called
Indrema is due to launch (US) a new console in spring 2001. Indrema will be hitting the big Websites:
guys (Microsoft-Sony-Nintendo) from a different angle. Boasting a set of specs that rival all
the next-gen consoles, the Indrema could well prove to be popular amongst hardcore Visit these for futher info on the above articles:
gamers. Linux-based, Indrema offers free SDKs, free distribution, a support community and
an open source operating system. This in effect is a user-friendly game-designing platform www.lionhead.co.uk
that can be used by amateurs or professionals alike. For the games to run on the console www.quarks.co.uk
they will have to be certified by Indrema. A royalty will be charged and the game becomes www.indrema.com
available. An UK launch is yet to be specified, but the future of gaming looks bright. www.starpeace.net
"Being involved in MV can only give you a head start in terms of your future career and we would
welcome applications from any Millennium Volunteer"
Picture it - the car pulls into the disabled space just outside the
Caught on Camera front of the shop and you can’t help but picture in your mind’s
eye an old man getting out of the car with a walking stick or
some means by which his walking is aided. Instead, what you
see is one of the greatest miracles you could ever see - out
gets a man who proceeds to walk straight into the supermarket
without even the slightest hint of the troubles that had allowed
him to park in the disabled parkling spot - by parking in that
particular space, he has been healed of all his problems.
Miraculous.
Now, once inside Tesco’s , this new man - this man that could
now run for miles who before could not have walked to the
bathroom - even he would be surprised at what I found. Well,
not quite what I found, but more what I realised - did you know
that your average onion, one approximately the size of a
clenched fist, costs just 7p? I’ll write that in words in case you
don’t believe me: seven english sterling pence. I don’t know
about you, but I’m amazed.
Let’s think about it here - some farmer has gone out, planted
the seed thing (not sure if it’s a seed or not, but for my purpos-
es, seed will do) and then cultivated it along with the other hun-
dreds of onions he’s planted. After that loving bit of care, he’s
then shipped them off to some depot where they must have
some sort of quality control and some poor man checking each
onion individually for defects or anything making it unworthy of
presence on a supermarket shelf. It’s then been transported
some other place where it hangs around for a bit and then
turns up on the aforementioned shelf, and you’re telling me that
all of this effort: the farmer, the quality control check person,
the drivers, the grocery replenishment assistants, the check-out
operators and the people that pack for you, you’re telling me all
of this effort is worth 7p? I’m sorry, but that seems a little silly.
- fluffybunny says can luke m wear a bus ride last term........but no bacon what Chinese New Year is all about, Call me sentimental (call me what you want, in fact), but I feel
teddy bear suit to the next fetish night? sandwiches. check out the following website: that would make everything better.
http://www.chinatown-
-Mignon please forgive me for what I've -"Fat Busters" - advice on healthy eating online.co.uk/pages/new_year/index.html That, and a girlfriend. I think those people are right - I do have
done and structuredtargeted weight loss. too much time on my hands.
I'm so sorry I just love you and miss you Contact Fat Andy on 53138 -To all BBC's out there... visit a web-
very much kb page specially designed for you!
Hiya, it only me (as you Brits say). You may
-Al, who was that honey you were with (http://www.britishbornchinese.org.uk)
-'YOU GO AND GET THE DRINKS, I'M on not have seen me about much, that’s cos you
OFF TO PULL SOME BIRDS!!' - Rob at - Premature ejaculation therapy sought, aint. I tried to get a few people but you lot are
his -Friday? I take it H isn't to know? please contact Battersea Court pants at keeping you mouths quiet and all of
best!! Reception them were forewarned, so I didn’t show. I
-Mickey, 2 can play at stirring the pot, think in future I’ll have to get the blabbers.
-Footy training-Mon & Thurs evenings at have you told Claire you love her --Have you seen Jonny lately? Don’t think I’ve forgotten you lot though. I’ll be
Varsity. Be there or be under my patio. recently? back next week and nobodys safe.
Chairman Darrell P.S. I'll probably kill you -Jonny be good
My thanks do go to Kev for suggesting last week that I get
anyway... -MISSING Mr D.McNeill last seen in
morning lectures late Nov. Responds to -Jonny is coming.. the Big Sister girls, certainly want to, they’ve gossed about me
- I can exclusively reveal that the "Maximus" ,"Wallace" or "Hairy". before, only I don’t know who they are. So if you know email
Phantom Flinger is......Jo Nobblet - Lovebite on a roll.... me and I’ll sort em out. The girls themselves suggested that
-To all those prettygirls at campusport. Kev has his hair shaved off for charity, splendid, but can you
-Trayscrape would like to thank all the Where do you hide the rest of the day? -Is the lamb missing something get his deputy to shave off that crap goatee as well, he’s much
people who came to see on the saturday, sexier without it.
cheers...Trayscrape -Gong Xi Fa Cai Xin Nien Kwai Le! - Oi, no Borne level 2 Well, that’s almost it from me for know. As ever if you know
This year is the Year of the Snake...
somebody who should be done, let me know on
-Congratulations Spidey on getting back If you would like to find out what the year - eh ho, eh ho
together with your wife. Better than that of the Snake holds for you or phantom_flinger@hotmail.com.
34 Barefacts Pride 01/02/01
David Chapman Best feature: his lack of dress Most embarrassing sporting
sense (stupidly charming isn’t it) Best single moment of (his) moment: he played rugby once
sporting life: becoming bf sports
The Beach Boys had the right
What (he) look(s) for in a man editor Tip: stay on the board
idea when they sang their ode to or woman: A pulse (and a surf-
surfer girls. Well, here we have
board) Ultimate sporting dream: to Hidden aspects to (his) sport:
Surrey’s number one surfer boy, learn to dance and have better wetsuits
who also happens to be the bf
Availability: yes, yes and yes hand / eye coordination
sports editor. Lovebite and Kermit (did he mention that he was avail- Worst fear: having his chops
once again expertly pore over his
able), especially if you’re in Worst injury: Falling off his bike, (sideburns) shaved off
vital statistics. Neighbours dislocating his shoulder and
breaking his arm at the same Chancellor’s or Roots:
Name and age: Dave Chapman, Favourite position: The prone time, while managing to land in Chancellors
20
position some dog shit.
Dave in three words: velvety
Sports: Surfing, climbing and
Best thing about (his) sport: Sporting idol: Luke Hickey (the playgirl model
cycling getting wet levels of dedication he shows to
his fitness is second to none)
Nickname: Chops, Lamb Chops Worst thing about (his) sport:
the sewage
01/02/01 Surrey Pride 35
UniSPORT News
Campusdance If you would like to play ‘light heart- Optimum Fitness
Ballet II - 6.30-7.45pm Fridays ed’ fun, competitive, mixed sport
Street Dance III - 7.30-8.30pm please contact your departmental
Corner
Wednesdays sports rep who hopefully can find a
Contemporary III - 6.30-8pm place for you in the teams. Frisbee, Sports massage, who
Mondays mixed netball, pop-lacrosse, 5-a-
Tap II - 7.30-8.30pm Thursdays side football, touch rugby, bad-
and why?
minton, indoor cricket, 6-a-side
UniSPORT Lottery football and basketball are all on If you ask anyone who has expe-
First draw will be at the end of the agenda. Good Luck. rienced a massage, they may tell
February. you it was ‘relaxing’, ‘stimulating’
The purpose is to raise money for Body Max and ‘pain relieving’, and they
the Elite Sports Programme, which Places are still available on these would all be right. There are cur-
helps Surrey students compete in short courses learning how to rently many types of massage
their chosen sports fields at nation- increase body strength, coordina- available. At Optimum Fitness we
al and international level. tion & general fitness by using light offer a variety of these services
£12 pro rata = £1 per month. weights. catering for different ailments.
Winning prize each month = £150 Teacher: Yvonka Wilkinson Sports Massage, often regarded
5 runners-up prizes each month of Day & Time: Thursday’s 12 – 1pm purely for the sports person, can
£10. Visit the Sport Centre for an Price: Student/Card - £7.50/£5 be beneficial to all. A Sports
entry form. Be init to winit! (all Massage can be described as which will increase their recovery fatigue
winners will be contacted) ‘specific to the recipients needs’. period from training. - Speeds up recovery from injury
Trampoline Championships For example students commonly When undertaking an appoint- - Increases elimination of waste
Optimum Fitness 20 students for Surrey, from elite suffer with muscular tension to the ment at Optimum Fitness a full products e.g. lactic acid
Reflexology and the intestinal link performers to novices will be rep- upper trapezius and cervical area health consultation and assess- - Improves muscle tone and helps
(RAIL) resenting Surrey at the Regional (neck & shoulders) due to poor ment takes place. The trained ther- breakdown of fatty tissue
The stressed western way of living Championships at Bath on Sunday posture and hours of studying. apist will concentrate on massag- - Restores elasticity of muscles
can cause problems in the intes- 4th February with the final at This condition can become very ing the areas that are the cause of - Increase training performance
tines and can be the root cause of Cardiff on Sunday 11th March. uncomfortable and lead to the problem, Muscular Spasms - Prevention of injury
a variety of ailments. Constipation, Good Luck headaches, migraines, sleepless (knots), Adhesions, Scar Tissue or To book for appointments or for
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disorders to name but a few. If you students who recently qualified as treatment, massage also breaks used, as well as Thermatherapy floor Unisport Sport Centre.
suffer from intestinal problems, a BTF/BG Trampoline Coaches: down any ‘scar tissue’ or ‘adhe- (infra Red Lamp). E m a i l
new approach and specific tech- Sharon Andrews sions’, helping to eliminate waste Benefits unisport_rosie@hotmail.com
nique in reflexology may be able to Annabel Canaven products such as ‘lactic acid’, - Releives muscular tension &
Colours Ball in
help. John Davis
RAIL is available from Gill Bayton, Ian Kelly
advanced Practitioner of The Amanda Lord
British School Of Reflexology - Anna Macaulay
The Valley?
01483 452028 or mobile 07866 Alastair Murray
018920. £25 per one hour session Kate Park
- book five get one free. For further information regarding
coaching qualifications contact
Intramural Sport Sally Edie ext. 3917
All fixtures have started this week.
Although everything is still to be
confirmed for this years Colours
Ball, it looks likely that it will be
held at The Valley. I have just vis-
ited the proposed venue together
with the VP Sports, Sports Chair
and other Sports Executives and if
everything goes according to plan,
the ball will go ahead on Friday 4th
May (the second Friday after the
Easter holidays).
For those who are not familiar
with the Colours Ball, it is the annu-
al get-together for all the sports
clubs. It is also considered by
many to be the best ball of the year
(even when there was greater
competition). The reasons for this
are many.
Firstly it is big, rivaling the Charity
Dinner Dance turn out of around
500.
Secondly it is relatively cheap
and certainly provides great value
for money. Traditionally included in We have a good view of The Valley in all its splender!
the price is transport, three course
meal and entertainments. This end of the run). Not forgetting of fit, toned (well more so than the
year the committee is looking into course, the ever popular vodka general population at least) sports
also including a Champagne louge. This is not only fun for per- men and women?
Reception and wine to accompany sonal use (like the bungee run), Not convinced? Ask a random
the meal. but is also amusing to watch (like sports club member if its one of the
Thirdly but perhaps most impor- the bungee run) as people stumble best nights out in the whole year, if
tantly, are the entertainments. Last away from it having just had a shot its worth the price and if you should
year, for example, we had the or two of ice cold vodka poured go. You will surely find that once
hugely entertaining bungee run straight down their throat (or face someone has been once, they will
(dominated by Shaggy who simply quite often). go again and again. Keep your
walked his way to within a foot or Finaly (again very importantly), it eyes peeled for more details and if
two of the end, calmly placed his is full of gorgeous sporting types. I can make the time, a website.
marker and then let the bungee What could be better than spend-
return him ceremoniously to the ing the night with half a thousand Chops
SURREY PRIDE
R OAD S URFING ? U LTIMATE F RISBEE
Newquay Trip – 10-11th Feb
The first trip to Cornwall is just a
few weekends away. We will leave
To keep the
ocean in the
frame of things,
P ROFILE
around 8am on Saturday 10th and we will go on to Warm up…
return Sunday evening/ night. All watch Deep
equipment is supplied and the B&B Blue Sea at
we stay is very relaxed, show surf 8pm. This is Name & age: Abby
videos or films, provide use of courtesy of Moulton, 18
cooking facilities and offer an all OFU, is in
you can eat breakfast for just £8. Lecture Theatre
Transport will cost around £13. G and costs Nickname: Chucky
Newquay of course offers great £2.50 (if you are
entertainment for Saturday if you not a member,
have any energy left from one of four year mem- Best feature: Drinking/
the top quality surf breaks in town bership will cost throwing arm
or a short distance both ways up just £1 extra). If
the coast. you haven’t
heard anything What you look for in a man
Road Surfing Championships - about Deep or women: Any signs of life
Sunday Blue Sea, it is
Sunday will see the first ever basically a story
Road Surfing Championships take about genetic Availability: Depends who’s
part on campus. This will be just experiments on asking
part of the Surf Club social in a few sharks going
days, which will also include wrong in a mid
watching Deep Blue Sea and if the ocean lab. If I
weather allows it, Night Frisbee. can remember
110%…
We will be meeting in from the trailers,
Chancellors from 6.30 for a couple the sharks grow
Favourite position (this question applies to relevent sports only – no innu-
of drinks to work up a bit of extra big, are
courage for some extreme Road extra intelligent endo intended honestly): Stack
Come and hang ten with the Surf Club
Surfing action. Well a little dabble and people get
in this inaugural sporting event. eaten left, right and center. Details available from
Surf@Surrey.ac.uk, 01483856084, Best thing about your sport: Male dominated
The Road Surfing will start at about The day will finish up with a spot
7pm between Seasons and Surrey of Night Frisbee using a gorgeous 07941035843
Court/ Stag Hill (up the hill from the new Surfers Against Sewage
Union – on the flat bit). Frisbee. Chops Worst thing about your sport: Everyone is better than me
Best single moment in your sporting life: I caught the disc once!!
S PORTING VERNACULAR
The 100th issue! Blimey! And along to Surf Club events. will try to include notices as Lovebite’s picture was worse. This Although everything still needs to
we have victories to report, a I would just like to remind every- promptly as possible but if they are clearly raises questions about the be confirmed, we will probably be
Colours Ball preview, continued one that the deadline for notices is late, they might not get in on time. photographic skills of Kev and going to The Valley and it looks set
new sports profiles (keep them 12pm Monday. If you miss this, we Thanks to Hockey, Ultimate Andy, so if you ever need photos to to be yet another great night, with a
trickling in please everyone), fake can not be responsible for any Frisbee and also Kev for including be taken, try to get someone else small increase in cost but a good
Barefacts team profiles and yet notices being included in that that horrible photo last week when to do them. increase in value for money.
another desperate attempt on my weeks issue. We know how things I was ill and unable to come in and Keep your eyes peeled for further
behalf to get more people to come can be arranged at late notice and finish the sports pages. Apparantly details of this years colours ball. Chops