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News In Brief
BY MICHAEL CHAMBERS
SURRENDER
Train Disaster Kills 373
ON FEES
Wednesday. The cause of the accident was initially
believed to be the responsibility of passengers
using portable cookers, however this theory was
virtually ruled by evidence of electrical circuit fail-
ure in one of the passenger carriages. Investigators
found that carriages were not equipped with fire
alarms, extinguishers, or emergency brakes or
windows. Egyptian president, Honi Mubarak, has
tried to reduce the public’s anger over the disaster Reuben Thompson
by promising to punish anyone found to have been
negligent. Egypt’s Transport Minister and the head News and Political Editor
of the country’s railway authority both resigned
last Friday. Nearly 200 bodies were identified and On Wednesday, a group of thirty stu-
taken away by relatives for private burials, but dents accompanied by sabbaticals John
many of the remains were beyond recognition. A
mass funeral for the unidentified victims was held Geeson and James Buller attended
over the weekend. this years’ NUS national rally with
a total group of over 7,000 students.
Byers Under Pressure To Resign
Participants had been told to wear red
UK Transport Secretary Stephen Byers was under to show just how angry students are at
pressure to resign this week following the contro- having to put up with living below the
versy surrounding the resignations of transport poverty line.
communications director Martin Sixsmith and
special adviser Jo Moore, announced by Mr. Byers
Once again, the Surrey group was
on the 15th of February. Mr Sixsmith insists he did (marginally) late and joined the march
not agree to go in the first place and was promised towards the back, but still had an excel-
no announcement by Mr Byers. According to Mr. lent opportunity to help make the posi-
Byers, Mr. Sixmith had to leave as a result of his
dealings with Ms Moore, who was Mr Byers’ tion clear on student funding: it’s not
personal spin doctor. On the 11th September, Ms fair and it’s not good enough.
Moore sent an e-mail suggesting to colleagues it Chanting and mocking the govern-
was a good day to “bury” bad news, she apologised, ment were the order of the day, with
kept her job and the row dissipated. Recently, on
the 14th of February, Ms Moore sent an e-mail to new chants for this year including the
Mr Sixsmith proposing that news about the poor inspired “Hey, Tony!” to the tune of DJ
state of transport be released on the day of Princess Otzi’s inspired pop hit “Hey, Baby”.
Margaret’s funeral - she initially denied the e-mail.
Having made its way through the city,
Byers said he regretted giving the impression dur-
ing a television interview on Sunday that he had the march assembled in Trafalgar Square The NUS Team Get Involved
played no role in the discussions leading up to the where the crowd was addressed by several the NATFE union, who represent a large deciding the fate of a whole new genera-
departure of Mr Sixsmith, when in fact he had. He important speakers—Ken Livingstone, number of lecturers. At every mention of tion of students.”
said “I am clear that Martin Sixsmith, in the way
that he conducted himself in the department, was
the mayor of London; David Rendel, the the Prime Minister’s name, there were At present, the government is plan-
not a suitable person to remain in government”. Lib Dem spokesman; and the head of shouts of “Tory” and “Traitor”. ning a major review of student funding
The Prime Minister, who had talks with Mr. Finance sabb in England and Wales, and is widely
Byers on Tuesday, has dismissed Mr. Sixsmith’s
John Geeson expected to introduce not only some form
allegations that the Transport Secretary lied over
his resignation, and has expressed his support for commented, “It’s of top up grant for the very poor, but also
Mr. Byers. Theresa May, the Opposition transport great that we can commercial interest on Student Loans.
spokeswoman said “Just what does it take for all stand together This could mean that instead of a real
you to go? You are content to stay at any price, a
despised secretary of state that no-one trusts and
united against the terms zero increase in your borrowing as
no-one will deal with”. system, where we happens now (we simply pay inflation),
can make a big you could be charged the same kind of
Regulars impact.” rate that parents pay on mortgages.
News 1-3 NUS President To sum up, let’s not forget what Ken
Letters 4 Owain James Livingstone said at last year’s march:
Barearts 6-12 said “It is vital “Not one MP in the House of Commons
Services 14 that students keep paid for their University education. Let’s
pressure on those not let them pull the ladder up behind
Sport 16
at the top who, them.”
ultimately, will be
USSU students get involved
2 News 28/02/02
Editor
Editorial Team To Pay Or Not To Pay... ...that is the cliche
Tristan O’Dwyer
Deputy Editor
Richard Watts
Following the march in London this week, we offer two different approaches to the ‘problem’ that is “tuition fees”
News and Political Editor Last week’s march Let’s first deal with the idealism. I believe that leads to many potentially talented individuals
Reuben Thompson in London sent a education is not a commodity and it should not only missing out on an opportunity of their
Music Editor clear message to not be seen as an “investment” in order to help own, but also society missing out on the use of
Kevin Marston
the Government. get a better paid job. Human kind has always that individuals talents.
Film Editor
Students should not been curious, and society should be encourag- There is also the issue of research. With
Navroop Sehmi
Sports Editor have to pay tuition ing this, rather than saying that it should have a mounting debts, it will become increasingly
Dave Chapman fees. But it’s not cost. Higher education should be seen as some- hard to persuade people to stay in higher edu-
Production Editor only students who thing that people go into because they want to cation and take on Phds. This could potentially
Vacant believe this. The learn more about what interests them and about lead to a big drop in quality and amount of
Features Editor governments big- how the world works. By charging people to fundamental research being carried out, which,
Vacant Tristan O’Dwyer gest criticism on go to University you take away this impres- in time could again lead to the country and the
Arts Editor the doorstep from sion and people will only go to University for world missing out on some potentially useful
Vacant Editor students and non- selfish reasons – to get a degree and earn more discoveries.
students alike, at money than the next man! With the government wanting 50% of school
Contributors the last election was of its handling of student However, there are also many pragmatic leavers to enter H.E. then surely it must realise
finance. The Daily Mirror has recently come reasons why I believe paying tuition fees is that its policies on student funding are ludi-
out in support of the NUS’ campaign, and counterproductive. First of all, there are many crous, and need looking at urgently. And their
BAREFACTS@USSU.CO.UK
many leading commentators believe tuition reports that show that people from less well off first priority should be – SCRAP TUITION
fees are a bad idea. backgrounds are being put off by the cost of FEES.
There are several reasons why I too hold this going to University and by the high debts that
view, some idealistic and some pragmatic. many graduates have when they leave. This
barefacts is an editorially independent newspaper,
published by the University of Surrey Students’ Union
Communications Office. A fairly standard reaction to the matter of tui- for higher education (who, generally speaking, about tuition
The views expressed within the paper are those of tion fees is that we should not have to pay them are more than likely paying taxes and work- fees, I find most
individual authors, and do not necessarily repre- and that, quite frankly, is that. Though a seem- ing full-time for a living) and the parallels we people are in
sent the views of the Editor, the Editorial Board,
the University of Surrey Students’ Union or the
ingly flawless argument (“why should we have can draw between their lives and ours, let us the latter camp
University of Surrey. to pay for education?” etc. etc.) there are a few consider only our own situation and determine and are thus
This publication may not be reproduced in whole or in points that I feel are being over-looked, and it precisely where the majority of our cash goes. arguing for the
part, stored in any form, copied or distributed, without is these that I would like to share with you. Without even considering tuition fees, we can reintroduction
the express permission
of the publisher.
Firstly, and perhaps most importantly, I think include accommodation, food and entertain- of a grant as
it appropriate that we question why we feel we ment as expenses that all need to be accounted opposed to the
All submissions must include the author’s name and should not have to pay tuition fees – what fun- for. Taking a very rough estimate of each of abolishment
Union or Staff Number. Submission is no guarantee
of publication. damental reason is there for us to not contribute the above, including the remarkably conserva- of tuition fees.
Anonymous and Pseudonymous articles will not be to the beneficial process that we are under- tive estimate of £20 a week “drinking money”, Therein lies the
published.
barefacts reserves the right to edit submissions. taking? By the time we have entered higher we find our expenditure from these areas to be problem – what
© USSU Communications Office 2001 education, at the age of eighteen or so, we in the region of around £3000, or the majority is it that we
are already the beneficiaries of some fourteen of a student loan, if you will. Observing this, are actually Richard Watts
Deadline for Publication
years of free education (excluding those whose you would expect these outgoings to be the asking for? Deputy Editor
Features and Arts: Friday 2pm
attendance at a private school was deemed perfect argument for the abolishment of tui- Perhaps our
News: Monday 2pm
necessary by parents unwilling to accept the tion fees, what with the latter accounting for requirements
SubmissionOn disk / email in current schooling system as adequate) and at another £1000 or so on top, but what seems are something we need to address first, then,
Word 6.0 Format, Text in Times New no point would we have had to contribute to to be neglected here, and this, I feel, is the before signing any petitions on a website or
Roman, size 9.5 font national funds (i.e. paid tax). Quite why we fundamental point of it all, is that the £3000 demonstrating on an “abolishment march.” Let
should feel it just, therefore, to claim we should mentioned earlier would still be required, were us ask ourselves the question: do we oppose
barefacts receive another four or five years free education we attending university or not. Are people paying money, or paying for education?
Union House, from the government (which, after all, is hardly moaning about the principle behind paying for
University Of Surrey compulsory) I simply do not know – I find it education, therefore, or for the fact they are
Guildford, quite bemusing, in fact, to be perfectly honest. having to increase their expenditure in order to
Surrey, Without considering those that did not opt successfully complete a degree? When talking
GU2 7XH
Exposed A car caught fire on campus outside the AP building on the afternoon of tuesday 26th February.
As ever, Barefacts was quickly on the scene to fin dout what happened.
The policy, which is 4 years old, is set to continue for another five years at the very least. With
rent prices in University Court of over £ 303 per month, how much higher can we go? A 15 %
increase in the last four years applied to the next four years could see the rents for our en-suite
accommodation nearing the £ 350 mark in 2006. Basically, the sky is the limit.
In the University’s defence, they do have their budgets to stick to. Extra money cannot be
raised from the University (with Uni$$$ reserves over £112,000,000) as the accommodation
office has its money ‘ring fenced’. This means it has to find its own cash for essential main-
tenance. And essential maintenance it is, because when you complain to a court attendant that
your window is leaking, and they give you a towel, you know there is a problem. As a sab-
batical and student representative, I tabled a number of questions to the accommodation bods.
They seemed to talk about their budgets a lot, but it is the student budget the matters to me. By
affording the extra money in rent, what are we not affording? One less book? Less study time,
to work to help cover that extra rent? These are the questions Uni$ need to ask itself when
addressing the rather woeful statistic of worst application rate in the whole of the country.
Mugabe Planning
The University is committed to the government policy of ‘Widening (university) Participation’.
For this policy to work students from less privileged backgrounds need to attend university
for certain government targets to be met. With the shocking University accommodation price
accelerator can this be achieved? The answer I feel is obvious. People from less affluent back-
grounds find themselves socially excluded. Uni$ need to reconsider pricing policy, and it is
Escape Route
the student bodies duty and responsibility to shout-out for those priced-out. The Uni$ stance
on accommodation pricing is contributing to the already large student debt, going against
government policy and scaring potential students away from what could be a “rising star in
higher education”.
Have your say, Student Council, Thursday 14th March, 1 pm. BY MICHAEL CHAMBERS
President Mugabe is believed to be ready to flee Zimbabwe after his private polling predicted
he could be defeated in next month’s elections. The ailing 78-year-old has been sounding out
Party Splits his future at an extraordinary late-night meeting in Zimbabwe’s capital, Harare, last month,
where Morgan Tsvangirai, the presidential candidate for the opposition was present. Mr
Tvangirai, who has survived several assas-
sination attempts, agreed to go to the meet-
BY MICHAEL CHAMBERS
ing only after he was given guarantees for
News Correspondant his own security by President Obasanjo. The
deal also guarantees that Mr Mugabe’s wife,
Liberal Democrat leader Charles Kennedy is upping pressure for an early Euro referendum by Grace, and his three children can leave, but
suggesting a date for the vote for the first time. In a speech on Monday, Mr Kennedy called the opposition leader insists he will ensure
for Tony Blair to have the “courage of his convictions” and hold the referendum on 5 June that Mr Mugabe does not take any looted
next year. His proposal was announced during the same week that the Britain in Europe group money and treasures with him. At his rallies,
released plans for a poll on 1 May 2003. So far the government has only said it will complete Mr Mugabe refuses even to countenance
its economic tests for joining the single currency by June next year, Kennedy claims nearly all defeat, but his closest advisers are saying
the five economic tests have already been met. He said “There’s every reason to suppose that that despite a campaign of intimidation he is
conditions can be met and that we can hold a referendum in 2003”. Mr Kennedy’s comments facing the end of his 22-year rule. Rumours
come after a cross-party campaign group said key Lib Dem MPs, including senior figures in circulate in Harare, that Mr. Mugabe ha the
the party, were secretly planning to ditch their support for the single European currency. New crew of his presidential helicopter on 24-
Europe claimed it had assurances from many Lib Dem MPs that they would back a no vote if a hour standby and the aircraft is parked on the
referendum was held in the current parliament. The news maintains rumours of deep divisions lawn of State House should a swift getaway
emerging over European policy within the party. Charles Kennedy, in his effort to prevent a be needed.
split in the party, wants Britain to join the Euro as soon as possible.
4 Letters and Sex On Campus 28/02/02
Ben’s Back
Union Beer prices. To clarify a few issues, a pint ing the price for you contempt of Chancellors?
of Kronenberg costs 75p, not 40p a pint to buy Beers IS more expensive because you are stealing
in. This 75p pint has to be fully costed out. We it, thus you are stealing money from ALL Surrey
need to pay bar staff, admin support (to process students who use the Union! Do me a favour and
the money) and pay lighting and other such costs. resign. We don’t want thieves behind the bar. This
Don’t forget, the £ 250, 000 chancellors re-fit is the STUDENTS Union, we are here for you, so Hi! It’s me again. will be organised in the near future. I have
(1998) and major Union Re-decoration during why steal from us? enjoyed the various “ents” during my time as
last summer. So in short the £ 1.99 retail charge is I am doing a “Union Money Awareness” Student Welcome to the first semester of 2002 ( I a student here. During my time here, I have
the cheapest non-promotional pint in Guildford, council in week nine, so come along! Also there know it’s a bit late, since we’ve been back for entered the talent contest twice, and I had fun
with pubs like the Five & Lime charging a mas- is a Club Committee which influences prices, so weeks now, but……………). on both occasions
sive £ 2.90. if you have any genuine concern, come and repre- I hope everyone enjoyed themselves over Finally, I would like to say: good luck
Reading between the lines, you are unhappy sents your peers instead of stealing from them! the Christmas break. I’m currently in my final to anyone taking exams over the next few
about the pay and benefits at chancellors. As year, and I will be graduating this summer. I months.
a former student and employee of Chancellors John Geeson would like to thank everyone involved in the
I’ll remind you that pay is up 27 % on the 1998 Vice-president 60s evening on January 23rd. It was a very Benjamin Yoong
hourly rate. The cost of a pint is down 10 %. We Finance & Development enjoyable evening. The 60s DJ was wonder-
pay 40 pence per hour above minimum wage (for ful, and I hope that similar theme nights
28/02/02 Feature 5
Gravy
2 1/2 tbps butter
2 1/2 tbsp flour
5 dl meat juices or stock
Brown the flour and butter well in a cast-iron pan. Stir constantly. Bring the meat
juices or stock to the boil. Add the browned mixture of butter and flour, and beat Nigerian Peanut Soup Directions
1 In 1-quart saucepan add broth and chili pep-
until smooth. Let the sauce cook for about 10 min. Add salt and pepper to taste. A
Prep Time: approx. 15 Minutes. Cook Time: pers and
touch of cream makes a good addition, but this is optional.
approx. 30 Minutes. bring mixture to a boil. Stir in bell pepper
Ready in: approx. 45 Minutes. Makes 4 serv- and onion and
Lebanese dish ings. return to a boil. Reduce heat to low, cover,
and let simmer
For a starter than for a meal: Ingredients: until vegetables are tender, about 10 min-
it is called “moutabbal”. You grill aubergines then you peal them, and smash them. 950 ml chicken broth utes.
You mix them with Tahine, olive oil, lemon and 1 smashed garlic with salt. Better 1 jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced
eaten cold. 74 g chopped green bell pepper 2 Reduce heat to lowest possible temperature;
80 g chopped onion add peanut
130 g crunchy peanut butter butter and cook, stirring constantly, until
peanut butter is
melted and mixture is well blended.
This Week: Summer Festival News
Films: Vanilla Sky, A Beautiful Mind,
Kabhie Khushi Kabhie Ghum Reviews
Music: Album of the Week A - Hi Fi Serious
Single of the Week Scrotum Grinder - Dirty
Scrut
Competition Time
Win an Eastern break with To be in with a chance of winning, just send your name, college and email address
to easternbeats@nus-ents.co.uk
Tiger Eastern Beats At each of the tour dates and launch nights their will be a further opportunity to
get your hands on a Tiger Eastern Beats exclusive free mix CD from Distinctýive
Tiger Beer have teamed up with progressive breaks label ‘Distinctive Breaks’ and
Breaks when you buy four Tiger Beers from your union bar, and a chance to win
NUS Ents to present the Tiger Eastern Beats national competition.
instant prizes including stickers, CDs and t-shirts.
The Tiger Eastern Beats national competition is part of the Tiger Eastern Beats
students’ union club tour and Y4k Tiger launch nights, which will be bringing an
element of mystery and cultural intrigue fused with cutting edge breaks music, to
USSU on March 8th.
and Whites’ make this one of the first essential British guitar albums
Sound Track (The Island Def Jam and 1999. I’m not sure how relevant is becoming increasingly tiresome.
this decade.
Music Group) any of this is, especially when com- The usual church and love themes
Forget Starsailor’s farcical whinnying; Elbow’s tortured misery
pared to other recent live albums surface like a bad smell – frankly
was the real deal in 2001. The New Acoustic Movement may have
A second helping of music from and notably Radiohead’s ‘I Might Be this stuffs been covered a thousand
proved short-lived, but ‘AITB’ is truly one of the finest albums in
inspired by the ‘Fast and Furious film Wrong’. Why release a live compi- times already. I’d like to see more
recent memory, made by five ordinary blokes from Manchester who
coincides with the DVD and VHS lation if none of the featured songs British R&B and hip hop acts com-
by their own admission would be working as bricklayers if not in a
release. ‘BT’ offers a large chunk sound any better outside the studio? ing through, Roots Manuva, Aspects,
band. And what a loss that would have been. 9/10 M.F.
of the album offering three tracks. Lead singer and Radiohead obsessive The Streets etc have to work twice
The style is thumping base and heavy Trent Reznor appears to be suffering as hard for the recognition conserva-
28/02/02 Film 11
A Beautiful Mind Vanilla Sky
Director: Ron Howard Director: Cameron Crowe
Writer: Akiva Goldsman, based on the book by Sylvia Writers: Alejandro Amenabar, Mateo Gill
Nasar (Film: ‘Abre Los Ojos’ a.k.a ‘Open Your Eyes’)
Cast: Russell Crowe, Ed Harris, Jennifer Connelly, Paul Cast: Tom Cruise, Penelope Cruz, Cameron Diaz,
Bettany, Adam Goldberg, Vivien Cardone, Judd Jason Lee, Kurt Russel
Hirsch, Josh Lucas, Anthony Rapp, Christopher
Plummer, Clint Howard Tom Cruise plays David Aames, a publishing tycoon lead-
Certificate: 12 ing a dream playboy lifestyle. David has everything – huge
Running time: 135 minutes luxurious apartments, loads of money and women jumping at
his feet. He has a casual relationship with model Julie Gianni
Based on the non-fiction book of the same name by Sylvia Nasar, A (Cameron Diaz) until he meets the exotic Sofia (Penelope
Beautiful Mind is the story of John Forbes Nash, Jr., a mathematical Cruz) at his party. David spends a romantic night with Sofia
genius who invented the concept for game theory, which has since and when leaving in the morning meets a very jealous Julie. He
been applied to everything from economics to biology. accepts a lift from her and then suddenly in rage she drives the
The film follows Nash through five decades of his academic career, his relationship with his wife car off a bridge. David survives but is horribly disfigured and an emotional wreck. He meets
Alicia, and his various demons and difficulties. up with Sofia, but it goes embarrassingly wrong, he ends up on the street alone and drunk.
My initial impression of Nash was an arrogant Forrest Gump. Russell Crowe reminded me Sofia awakes him in the morning and they begin their relationship. A miracle treatment allows
immediately of Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man, the only difference being that Crowe’s character David’s face to be restored to it’s former glory – everything seems perfect now, a beautiful
knew he was gifted. His self-confidence was something that I personally could relate to, that partner, two beautiful faces. However it doesn’t last long. David starts to experience hallucina-
belief that regardless of the challenge he would tions where he confuses Sofia for being Julie and ends up killing her. What is happening? Who
come out of it on top. is doing this? Is he being framed by greedy executives trying to rob him of his wealth? Or is he
Now, a lot has been said about this film; Russell going mad with the guilt of his treatment of Julie?
Crowe is phenomenal, Jennifer Connelly is fan- Vanilla Sky is a remake of the Spanish film ‘Abre Los Ojos’ a.k.a ‘Open Your Eyes’ (also star-
tastic the screenplay is superb etc etc. To that I ring Penelope Cruz) by Alejandro Amenabar (dir: The Others). I have to say I was very surprised
would say, don’t listen to a word, if you do, you to see that Cameron Crowe gives himself a screenplay credit when nothing significant has been
will expect too much. Before I saw Lord of the added/deleted from the original film. Comparing the two I would have to say that the original
Rings I had been told so many times how great it is better. Cameron Crowe’s previous efforts, ‘Jerry Maguire’ and ‘Almost Famous’ show that he
was, I hated it before I even saw it. I knew very is a ‘light’ director whereas this story requires a much more sombre and darker tone as shown
little about this film before I saw it and I prefer it in the original. Vanilla Sky has all of
that way, my advice to you, reader, is do the same. Hollywood’s gloss and a great sound-
Seeing this movie will broaden your outlook on track (R.E.M, The Beatles, Bob Dylan,
life and I believe go some way to making most Leftfield) and because of the gloss it
of us more understanding better people, that is all does at times feel hollow. The relation-
I want to say. I have done my best to reveal as ship between the main characters doesn’t
little of plot as possible because that is the way I seem to stick as well as in the original.
think it should be. This is a film worth seeing, go However, despite this, the film does man-
see it. 8/10 age to pull through simply because of it’s
Stewart Fudge (Captain story and it does manage to be entertain-
ing. My recommendation, if you can, then
Extraordinaire of the Slurrey get hold of a copy of the original, if not
Slingers) then sit back and chill to this. 6/10.
Navroop Sehmi.
Kabhie Khushi Kabhie Ghum he is still devoted to his parents and the family never
talk about it. Yashovardhan plans for Rahul to marry
(Sometimes Happy, Sometimes Sad) Naina who is of similar social status but Rahul falls in
love with Anjali, a village girl. Rahul is disowned by his
Director: Karan Johar father and he heads off to live in London with Anjali.
Writers: Karan Johar and Sheena Parekh Rohan, who has been at boarding school all this time,
Cast: Amitabh Bachchan, Jaya Bhaduri, hears of it and plans to reunite the family. He moves to
Shahrukh Khan, Kajol, Hrithick London and manages to stay at Rahul’s house as a guest
Roshan, Kareena Kapoor (Rahul has not seen Rohan since he was a child and so
doesn’t recognise him) with the aid of Pooja, Anjali’s
How the hell do you pronounce that you must be won- sister and childhood friend. Eventually Rohan’s identity
dering? What the hell is it may be another. Well, Kabhie is revealed and he manages to get his parents to visit the
Khushie Kabhie Ghum, also known as K3G (!) is the UK. Mother and son embrace but the father is as stub-
latest Bollywood blockbuster which has managaed to born as ever and they return to India. The son’s follow
cross-over onto Western screens. You may have noticed and after much commotion, the family is reunited.
that the Pakastini Socitey screened this film last week The film’s cast is a who’s who of Indian Film. There
and that the Odeon showed it yesterday (when they is veteran actor Amitabh Bachchan along with current
haven’t shown, and I’ve been told will not show ‘From heart-throbs, Shahrukh Khan and Hrithchick Roshan.
Hell’!). Well what is all the fuss about? The problem with this is movie is that it’s all been done
K3G is a film about “loving your parents”. Yashovardhan before. The actors and actresses play the same roles that
Raichand is a business millionaire and head of the fam- they have played hundreds of times before. The basic
ily with his wife Nandini and two sons, Rahul and plot of the divided family has also been done many
Rohan. Rahul is actually Rohan’s adopted brother but times over. The film borrows heavily from ‘Kuch Kuch
Hota Hai’. Kajol plays her usual tomboy village
girl and Kareena Kapoor plays a disgustingly
bad (yes, I felt physically sick when I saw this)
Alicia Silverstone Clueless rip-off – I’m getting
nauseous simply remembering her prancing
about at King’s University (it was that bad). To
top it all off, even the music is unoriginal with
only the bhangra-based tune ‘Shava-Shava’
deserves a few taps from my foot. Basically this
film is way overatted. If you want a taste of good
Indian Cinema then look up films like ‘Sholay’,
‘Maachis’ and ‘Dil Se’. I really don’t know what
rating to give it, probably out of fear of hundreds
of fans hungering for my blood – what the hell,
I’ll write my name instead.
Navroop Sehmi.
28/02/02 Personals/Society Profiles 13
The Stars Wot A Proper
Astrologer Did Society Profiles:
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NOTE: This week in an bid to ease the job of our resident astrologer (he’s
got a good union), we’ve simplified the star signs. So, just go down until you
find the one that coincides with your birthday. Actually, we can’t find last
week’s issue, so we’re not sure what order they go in...
BRUSSELS SPROUT (July 1st - July 31st) Worst thing about your society: Lack of girls in
the society You in three words: According to my female
Things aren’t all they’ve cracked up to be-- take a long hard look at new activ- friends, i am ‘Crazy, Sexy, Cool’
ities and decide if they really are for you after all.
Ultimate society dream: The society hasn’t really
got a dream but we’re trying to be within the top The society in three words: Awesome Brilliant
MOUSE (August 1st - August 30th) RRRRAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!
ten societies in UniS
Be true to your nature-- timidity is going to be a great virtue this week.
CHINESE/
PYGMY SHREW (September 1st - September 30th)
Small is beautiful and don’t forget it-- hence avoid tall people this week. I
really mean that; it’s easy to get squashed when you’re less than an inch long.
JAPANESE
Life is like a bowl of beans-- it stinks after you’ve had too much. Lucky for
you that too much is about 103 years. Live long and prosper.
N.B. If your birthday is August 31st, then tough, cos I am not going to predict · Chinese - person with Chinese parents and grandparents
anything for you. · Japanese - person with Japanese parents and grandparents
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PRAGUE HERE
Austria 2 4 10 24
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WE COME!
France 4 5 2 24
Switzerland 3 2 6 19
May 29th will see the Men’s Footy Aces depart Netherlands 3 5 0 19
on a German-Czech adventure like no other. The Finland 4 2 1 17
exams will be long forgotten; anticipation for the
World Cup will be electric. China 2 2 4 14
The beer will be ridiculously cheap and will Croatia 3 1 0 11
flow all hours of the day and night, while on the
pitch the Surrey Pride will test the meanest of
Korea 2 2 0 10
Eastern European defences. Sweden 0 2 4 8
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MENS FENCING TEAM TRIUMPH Best thing about your sport: Bouncing
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WEEK
The Personal Assurance sponsored University then. The Canes have added Junior Price (GB The Canes have been National Champions
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bouncing around. there is some skill in there
of Surrey Stingers embark upon their first Quarterback) to their team and his battle with in 3 of the last 4 years - this will be no easy too... somewhere.
ever play off challenge this coming Sunday the Stingers QB Ashley Heath (England and ride for the Surrey based team as they seek to
at the Guildford Varsity Sports Centre (KO the PA Knights) will be fascinating. win through to the Southern Conference Final
Last time you were drunk and threw up/
1-00pm). Both teams have players from the British against either the Oxford Cavaliers or the DCI
The Stingers recorded a perfect regular Senior League and Tony Groden of the Bristol Bullets. swam a lake? Most times I drink. I’m a bit
season with 8 wins out of 8 games on their Ipswich Cardinals is another key to the Canes Stingers Head Coach Pete Vaughan of a lightweight.
way to the British Collegiate American both on Offense and Defense.His play will commented “ There are no easy games at
Football League South Eastern Division title. be compared to the Stingers own utility man this stage. We know the Hurricanes very Favourite Food: Cheesecake followed by
Ranked as the #1 team in the South Andy Mitchell (Ireland and PA Knights) who well - they are steeped in success and have a
the Stingers practiced last Sunday while the leads the team in receiving and is also a top very experienced coaching staff. There is no cheesecake with extra cheesecake. With a
wild card games decided their opponents. tackler on defense. doubt in my mind however that we can win side order of cheesecake.
Divisional rivals (and runners up) the Whilst the battles between experienced this game, but we will need to be at our very
Hertfordshire Hurricanes battled through a players will provide some keys it is perhaps best. Its a knockout tournament from here on You in three words: loud, happy, fun.
tough game in Birmingham and will now the first year players on both teams that will - one slip and you are gone - it will be a great
provide the opposition to Surrey. finally swing the result. Both teams had a game on Sunday and I am sure that it will be
The Stingers defeated the Hurricanes in good recruiting year and the test for those very entertaining for those watching - I hope
the first game of the regular season (35-19) players now comes as the post season gets we have plenty of support for the team - they
but both teams have come a long way since underway. deserve it”.