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Colin Kohrs
Dr. Armstrong
Poetry Writing
Fall 2016
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Table of Contents
Vulva 3.0 .......................................................................................................... 5
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VI. POT POURRI BUT NOT ACTUALLY ................................ 26
i. Mother Goose’s Road to Canterbury .......................................................... 27
ii. .................................................................................................................... 29
iii. Rain .......................................................................................................... 30
iv. Glass ......................................................................................................... 31
v. No More Training Wheels ......................................................................... 32
vi. Still Life .................................................................................................... 33
vii. If You Absolutely Must… ....................................................................... 34
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Vulva 3.0
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I. KITCH, CAMP, AND GENERAL BUFOONERY
SERIES
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i. Fashion Choices
For Maggie Estep
No?
Fine.
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ii. Thoughts? Comments? Questions? Critiques?
I avoid it.
I fill up my time and let it overflow
With a job
a job
a Job
a JOB?
a class a class a class a class a class a class
a class a class
I WANT TO QUIT
I WANT TO STOP
¿I WANT TO STOP
I want to relax
I want to think
I want to feel?
But I can’t do that and I won’t do that because I do what I do and I do what I do
well
Or do I?
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iii. A Melodramatic Ballad On Hannah Kolbinger as She Waits for Poetry
to Begin
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iv. Out, Damned Spot
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II. INSPIRED BY DRAG QUEENS IN ONE WAY
OR ANOTHER SERIES
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i. Red Delicious
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ii. Sonnet 1
For Sasha Belle
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iii. I Am a Professional
For Shangela Laquifa Wadley
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III. FOOD & LIKE SERIES
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i. Kraft Macaroni & Cheese
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ii. An Ode to Sexy Sexy Apple Cider Vinegar
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iii. Potato Sonnet for Rachel
And the bastard love child of Filippo Tommaso Marinetti and Shakespeare
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iv. Sugar Rush
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IV. A PAIR OF JUVENILE LUST POEMS
WRITTEN DURING A SHIFT AT THE
UNIVERSITY LIBRARY AFTER AN INTENSE
MOMENT WHERE HE CAME TO USE THE
STAPLER
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i.
He walks up to the library desk
With that god damn perfect everything
I’m screaming
I’m creaming
Please hop over this desk immediately
And we can knock over all of the book carts
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ii.
There’s an art to fitting
The words “I want you to
Stuff me so deep, so hard,
And so violently that I’m
Put into a coma for the rest
Of my life” into a two word
Exchange and a smile.
He hasn’t picked up on it.
Yet.
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VI. POT POURRI BUT NOT ACTUALLY
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i. Mother Goose’s Road to Canterbury
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Poor Miss Muffet remained on the soul-search alone
With the weight of the sins in her heart to atone
The weight of those curds and the whey and the spider
Memorium-weight of the sin deep inside her
“I need more than your curds and much more than your whey
“I need more than the cheap fear and running away
“I need more than your bottom end parked on a tuffet
“I need truth that goes farther, from you, dear Miss Muffet.”
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ii.
It’s a horrifying moment when you realize that your Dad responds to liquor in
the same way that you do,
That while you drink one part Amsterdam to one-part Sprite,
he drinks one-part Jack Daniels to one-part Sprite.
It’s a horrifying moment when you realize that the man who has only ever talked
to you about cars,
Sways the same way after one drink,
And laughs the same way after two.
It’s a horrifying moment when the room lightly spins, and you see your Dad
smile and know he’s spinning too.
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iii. Rain
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iv. Glass
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v. No More Training Wheels
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vi. Still Life
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vii. If You Absolutely Must…
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