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    The document is a parody of the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" describing gifts sent by the god Nuffle during the 12 days of Crushmas. Each day Nuffle sends increasingly bizarre gifts involving halflings being thrown by trees, creepy bids, journeymen, assistant coaches, dwarves fouling, girls cheering, hidden stings, norses wrestling, wood-elves dancing, catcher leaping, goblin flying, and linemen blocking. The gifts stack each day as is traditional in the original song.

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    The document is a parody of the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" describing gifts sent by the god Nuffle during the 12 days of Crushmas. Each day Nuffle sends increasingly bizarre gifts involving halflings being thrown by trees, creepy bids, journeymen, assistant coaches, dwarves fouling, girls cheering, hidden stings, norses wrestling, wood-elves dancing, catcher leaping, goblin flying, and linemen blocking. The gifts stack each day as is traditional in the original song.

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    The document is a parody of the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" describing gifts sent by the god Nuffle during the 12 days of Crushmas. Each day Nuffle sends increasingly bizarre gifts involving halflings being thrown by trees, creepy bids, journeymen, assistant coaches, dwarves fouling, girls cheering, hidden stings, norses wrestling, wood-elves dancing, catcher leaping, goblin flying, and linemen blocking. The gifts stack each day as is traditional in the original song.

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    12 Day of Crhushmas

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    The document is a parody of the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" describing gifts sent by the god Nuffle during the 12 days of Crushmas. Each day Nuffle sends increasingly bizarre gifts involving halflings being thrown by trees, creepy bids, journeymen, assistant coaches, dwarves fouling, girls cheering, hidden stings, norses wrestling, wood-elves dancing, catcher leaping, goblin flying, and linemen blocking. The gifts stack each day as is traditional in the original song.

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    THE TWELVE DAYS OF CRUSHMAS

    On the first day of Crushmas Four creepy bids, Eight norses wrestling,
    Old Nuffle sent to me: Three Journeymen, Seven dwarves fouling,
    An Halfling being Thrown by a Tree! Two Assistant Coach Six girls cheering,
    An Halfling being Thrown by a Tree! Five hidden stings,
    Four creepy bids,
    On the second day of Crushmas Three Journeymen,
    Old Nuffle sent to me: On the eighth day of Crushmas Two Assistant Coach
    Two assistant coach Old Nuffle sent to me: An Halfling being Thrown by a Tree!
    An Halfling being Thrown by a Tree! Eight norses wrestling,
    Seven dwarves fouling,
    Six girls cheering, On the twelfth day of Crushmas
    On the third day of Crushmas Five hidden stings, Old Nuffle sent to me:
    Old Nuffle sent to me: Four creepy bids, Twelve linemen blocking,
    Three Journeymen, Three Journeymen, Eleven goblin flying,
    Two assistant coach Two Assistant Coach Ten catcher leaping,
    An Halfling being Thrown by a Tree! An Halfling being Thrown by a Tree! Nine wood-elves dancing,
    Eight norses wrestling,
    Seven dwarves fouling,
    On the fourth day of Crushmas On the ninth day of Crushmas Six girls cheering,
    Old Nuffle sent to me: Old Nuffle sent to me: Five hidden stings,
    Four creepy bids, Nine wood-elves dancing, Four creepy bids,
    Three Journeymen, Eight norses wrestling, Three Journeymen,
    Two Assistant Coach Seven dwarves fouling, Two Assistant Coach
    An Halfling being Thrown by a Tree! Six girls cheering, An Halfling being Thrown by a Tree!
    Five hidden stings,
    Four creepy bids,
    On the fifth day of Crushmas Three Journeymen,
    Old Nuffle sent to me: Two Assistant Coach
    Five hidden stings, An Halfling being Thrown by a Tree!
    Four creepy bids,
    Three Journeymen,
    Two Assistant Coach On the tenth day of Crushmas
    An Halfling being Thrown by a Tree! Old Nuffle sent to me:
    Ten catcher leaping,
    Nine wood-elves dancing,
    On the sixth day of Crushmas Eight norses wrestling,
    Old Nuffle sent to me: Seven dwarves fouling,
    Six girls cheering, Six girls cheering,
    Five hidden stings, Five hidden stings,
    Four creepy bids, Four creepy bids,
    Three Journeymen, Three Journeymen,
    Two Assistant Coach Two Assistant Coach
    An Halfling being Thrown by a Tree! An Halfling being Thrown by a Tree!

    On the seventh day of Crushmas On the eleventh day of Crushmas


    Old Nuffle sent to me: Old Nuffle sent to me:
    Seven dwarves fouling, Eleven goblin flying,
    Six girls cheering, Ten catcher leaping,
    Five hidden stings, Nine wood-elves dancing,

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