Futurology (IACF) released a communicate in which a new theory about first human being is announced. According to it, the first human, a self-made, not a hand-made one, as ancient theories are holding, is Mr. Charles Darwin. The venerable scientist is credited by the IACF to be the first to have a self- conscience of his coming into life and, through him, of our species. Following the announcement, a reporter from CarryNopeNews Agency interviewed Mr.Darwin in his retirement residence from Galapagos Islands.
Reporter: Mr.Darwin, how did you receive the
IAFC communicate?
Mr.Darwiin: The theory is mirroring my scientific
method, bringing the philosophy of science down from the trees.
Reporter: What do you mean by this, more
specifically? Mr.Darwin: It brings a down to earth approach, more in tune with the overall down to earth niveau of society.
Reporter: Do you think that this theory will force
upon you a new wave of attacks from religious quarters?
Mr.Darwin: I don’t know. Nevertheless, such
attacks, in case they will be fired at me, can’t reach me, because my opponents are heavens far from me... [some of Mr.Darwin’s statements were edited out of respect to an important group of CarryNopeNews Agency readers].
Reporter: Mr.Darwin, do you plan to run for the
UN Presidency, as some rumors go from behind the doors of the organization?
Mr.Darwin: Nonsense. Politics do not fit my theory
of evolution.
Reporter: Should I understand that you are in
favor of a revolutionary overhaul of the governance throughout the world?
Mr.Darwin: No, no - simply put, politics do not
change. Politics is a rough cornerstone in the world foundation, and again and again my theory is dishearteningly stumbling over it.
Reporter: Mr.Darwin, were you upset to the news
that some organization proposed you for the TIME’s First Monkey of the Millennium?
Mr.Darwin: Not at all. It would position me as
a logical link between all the celebrated people on the TIME’s cover. I will take it as an indirect recognition of my evolutionary theory.
Reporter: Mr.Darwin, a last question. What are you
intending to do in the future?
Mr.Darwin: I, and my friends from Science without
Checking Points, want to launch an initiative in the frame of the Chart for Universal Freedoms, aiming to give every individual from our species the right to choose his/her identity as a human or as any other life form. It will serve not only the ideal of freedom, but the pledge to bio- and intellectual diversity too.