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Prophecies fulfilled
We never really believed that he’d come back. 20 We’ve lost many souls, but our leader came back.
years? That’s a long time! In this issue of SPEAR
Explore the current issues and topics! The FACTS!
MONTHLY you’ll know who he is! and what
and RUMORS! all in one delicately entertaining
happened!
magazine. . . SPEAR MONTHLY.
WHAT’S
INSIDE?
Page 3:
Letters to the PAGE 12
Editor I HATE IT HERE
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Profile: ODYSSEUS
Page 4:
Feature.
Value of things
Page 5:
Poem,
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Page 7 STORY WE’RE
NEW Monsters DYING TO HEAR PAGE 14
THE NEW SCUM
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Dear, Dear,
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Dear, Editor Editor
Editor I am a servant of Circe, but As a member of Ithakan
What is Ithaka like? Who is lately I’ve been thinking of society, what do you think
its ruler? moving to Ithaka. What are should be done to restore
the people there like? order and balance in Ithaka?
From Rorion
From Eurymilia From Toniphemus
Dear, Dear, Dear,
Rorion
Why, Ithaka is a small little island Eurymilia Rorion
Ithakans are generally
I honestly feel that
in the Ionian Sea in Greece. It’s so
peaceful and religious people, not Odysseus has to step up and initiate
small that it only has around three
wanting any trouble with the gods the process to ending all chaos in
thousand inhabitants on its
or each other. With the exception of Ithaka. After all, he is the ruler of
shores. It is mainly composed of low
the Penelope’s recently dead our country. I’ve heard of a
lands with a few mountains and is
suitors, killed by Odysseus, there philosophical concept from the
completely surrounded by the sea.
aren’t many troublemakers in East called the Mandate of
It also has a lot of bays many little
Ithaka. It’s a small, quiet island Heaven, which suggests that the
communities and villages. It’s main
amidst the calm seas. If you’re the gods would appoint a great ruler to
ruler is Odysseus, son of Laertes.
type looking for a high-profile life lead the people. And since the gods
He was gone for twenty years to
filled with adventure, Ithakans have helped Odysseus return here
fight in the Trojan war, but he
might not take to you so kindly, and appoint him leader, he must be
finally fulfilled the prophecy and
but if you’re the “off-the-radar” type capable of leading us. The people
returned to end all the chaos in
who likes the seascape, you would must also continue to remain
Ithaka and continue his rule as its
blend in with them easily. Stories faithful to the gods and
great king. Linking this to Perseus’
about the Harappan civilization consistently offer the best sacrifices
story, Perseus was also sent out to
centuries ago strike me. It is to please them so that they may
fight numerous beasts, being
believed that they were such a bless our country. Just like in the
successful because he also received
peaceful civilization that there’s no times back then of the Israelites,
help from the gods. Eventually, he
evidence that they ever had a whenever they pleased their god,
too returned home more
military. Such a place must have they were given freedom, but when
experienced and more trained to
been happy and orderly for that to they displeased their god, they
face the ultimate enemy, fulfilling
happen, and Ithakans also wish suffered under the hands of the
another prophecy as well. As of late,
that their country would be similar. enemy. Everyone has to do their
Ithaka is starting to rebuild itself
part. We must have synergy.
under the leadership of Odysseus,
who just killed all the suitors of his
wife and is trying to restore order
in his home.
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by Ben the prophet
With the return of Odysseus, Ithaka's greatest man and ruler has
returned, but this blessing comes at great cost. Enraged at the state of
affairs of his house, he killed all the suitors of Penelope, whom consisted of
Greece's finest. This is a heavy blow to Ithaka's commerce and prosperity,
crippling our economy and setting us up as easy targets to neighboring
kingdoms, who have the pretext of vengeance on their side.
So, I came to this question: Was Odysseus worth it? Sure, many of the
suitors deserved their fate, but was it worth losing most of our army's
generals and pissing off just about every kingdom beside us? Going through
the streets of Ithaka, I saw sorrowful people amongst the shallow rejoicing,
and the general fear of what would happen next. The genuine happiness of
the children could not stymie the dread of the adults.
Afterward, I came
to his house, looking for
him, only to see that a
great party being held. All
the heroes of the Trojan
War were there:
Menelaos, Nestor, and
many others. At first I
thought that Odysseus was
simply wasting away the
rest of his riches, but then I
noticed that there were
Achaian heroes, people
from Doulichion, and
Same. This party was an
act of diplomacy, serving
to extinguish the flames of war. I also noticed that Odysseus was not
actually present, so I asked the host of the party, Telemachos, where he was.
He simply replied that he was with his wife, coordinating plans to prepare
Ithaka for the future years.
I can't say for sure what these plans are, but it's good to see Odysseus
working to shape up Ithaka back into its former glory. Only time will tell
whether it was all worth it, but if he's got the gods' backing, he can do
whatever he wants.
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pests will then fear
Voracious men of Ithaka,
the light!
Powerful lords of their households,
Holders of lordships are the men,
The suitors of Penelope
She would not marry her suitors Golden Penelope was his
And all his possessions reclaimed.
She stalled them instead and waited
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FRO M EAGL E’S V IEW
By Paul the Great
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DISCOVERY:
Creatures Of The Gods
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During Odysseus' travels, he and his men have encountered many creatures both
wondrous and mysterious. These children of the gods should be treated with respect, but
knowing more about them
would not do harm.
Cyclops
DRAWING BY SURVIVOR:
ODYSSEUS
Charybdis
D S E U S R e t ur n of the
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Odysseus is older,
and yet better than
ever.
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Odysseus, and yet he still cannot bear cyclops who ate 2 of his men for each “Multi
ple tim
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to tell the story of his journey without of his meals. However, Odysseus’
breaking down to tears. never told himself to give up. have I es
se
ruin th en pride
Perseverance was hardwired into his
“Even Penelope doesn’t know brain and it was his swagger that
everything. I can only bear to tell her a would help him always find a way to
e
men.” best of
little because the all the suffering of come through, though hurt, alive.
my men and I are still very much alive
in my mind. As much as I want to tell “When I was inside that cave, I
everyone of the way I survived through thought to myself. ‘Hey, this is my Give Honor to the Gods
all my troubles, I still have not doing, I’m the reason we’re inside this
overcome the pain and trauma went cave. I will find a way.’ When it came To all Greeks, success or failure
through.” to those situations where I caused our would always depend on what was
plight, I always made sure that I held willed by the gods. For the great
Odysseus, despite his grief, speaks myself liable and that I would find a Odysseus, the same rule applied.
with pride and eloquence. His voice is way to fix my wrongdoing. Ever since Throughout his expedition, the gods
a strong force that reminds people of the Trojan war, I taught myself to hold have played a great role in deciding his
his legend. For Odysseus, the back my fear and rely on my rational fate. The heat he faced from Poseidon
adventures of the past twenty years are thinking and reasoning. I realized that and Zeus had made his troubles
not only his greatest suffering, but also dwelling on a problem would be of no difficult to overcome. Odysseus
his greatest source of strength as he use so I instead focused on always sometimes would neglect to thank the
tries to reestablish his rule in his finding a solution. Eventually, I got so gods and this would prove fatal to him.
homeland. used to it that my ideas came on However, it is also the gods that have
and yet he still cannot bear to tell the instinct that I was able to overcome all helped Odysseus make his way back to
story of his journey without breaking my fears through my rational thinking. Ithaca. The success or failure of
down to tears. I would always say to myself, ‘My Odysseus had always been subject to
destiny is to die in the arms of my the will of the gods.
“Even Penelope doesn’t know loved ones.’ and that could keep me
everything. I can only bear to tell her a going forever.” “For anyone who dreams of
little because the all the suffering of greatness, he definitely has to
my men and I are still very much alive Be Proud, But Not Too Much remember the gods. The gods make or
in my mind. As much as I want to tell break you in whatever you do. No
everyone of the way I survived through The biggest problem Odysseus matter how great a man is, no matter
all my troubles, I still have not faced on his way home was that how powerful or smart, he would
overcome the pain and trauma went Poseidon has a personal grudge on him always be under the gods. I believe
through.” because he had hurt the Cyclops, who that my journey wouldn’t have been so
happened to be the son of Poseidon. It difficult had it not been for Poseidon
Odysseus, despite his grief, speaks was one of the few blunders Odysseus nor do I believe that I would make it
with pride and eloquence. His voice is had done himself which caused his back home had it not been for Athena.”
a strong force that reminds people of journey to be far more challenging
his legend. For Odysseus, the than it should have been. Odysseus has faced many troubles on
adventures of the past twenty years are his journey, and yet he faced more
not only his greatest suffering, but also “This lesson I had to learn the upon his return to Ithaca, having to
his greatest source of strength as he hard way. It is in our culture to take fight against the suitors to win back his
tries to reestablish his rule in his pride in our accomplishments. wife and his kingdom. Currently,
homeland. However, throughout the Trojan war Odysseus has restored himself as the
and on my way home, multiple times top dog in Ithaca. However, he has yet
have I seen pride ruin the best of men. to fully gain the support of his fellow
No Surrender I remember Ajax who killed himself men and citizens. He has more to do
after I defeated him when we fought but Odysseus says, “Soon everything’s
Certain death was always what for Achilles’ armor. I remember when I going to be back to normal and I can
Odysseus faced throughout his foolishly shouted my name to the finally rest and live my life like an
adventure. His ship was destroyed Cyclops, who prayed to his father, ordinary man should.” And this rest he
multiple times, and multiple times he Poseidon, to make my voyage a living definitely deserves.
was thrown off course after being so hell. It was the biggest mistake I made
seemingly near his homeland. Once, he throughout my journey.”
was stuck in a cave with a cannibal
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The Man who’s story
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Although only in his late 40s, the mask of “It was an adventure I
exhaustion and fatigue imprinted on Odysseus’
face was one only a lifetime of ordeals and pain regret to have been part
could bring. The stories of his adventures and of.”
exploits during the Trojan war and his odyssey - Odysseus, son of Laertes
back to his homeland were full of tragedy and
pain that would make the strongest men in still cannot bear to tell the story of his journey
without breaking down to tears.
Ithaca tremble in fear upon hearing.
“Even Penelope doesn’t know everything. I
Odysseus’ wife Penelope had just given birth to can only bear to tell her a little because the all
his son Telemachus when he was forced to the suffering of my men and I are still very
leave to fight in the Trojan War. much alive in my mind. As much as I want to
tell everyone of the way I survived through all
“I didn’t want to go, but I made a pact, so I my troubles, I still have not overcome the pain
had no choice. When I joined the army of and trauma went through.”
Menelaus, I was expecting an epic war.
However, I didn’t expect myself to be away Odysseus, despite his grief, speaks with
from home for nearly 20 years.” his voice trails pride and eloquence. His voice is a strong force
off. that reminds people of his legend. For
Odysseus, the adventures of the past twenty
Despite going through all these difficulties, it years are not only his greatest suffering, but
was this journey of his that made him the also his greatest source of strength as he tries to
prominent man that he is, proving himself as a reestablish his rule in his homeland.
man of intelligence, cunning and
resourcefulness. The stories of his escapades
are known across the seas and his name will
forever be remembered and his courage forever
admired by all men. However, it’s been over a
year since the return of Odysseus, and yet he
Deus Machina
“When a
man walks
amongst
the gods,
his fate is
controlled
by their
hands. . .”
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The tree which stands there. . .
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I Hate it Here
By Javiniphous Son of Guzman
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wide heaven, were totally Blood. . . oh how heavenly
unjustifiable.
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THE NEWSCUM
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That Gaze. .
That Stare . .
That Look . .
is it good or
evil?
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UM
Besides, they were squandering the wealth OURSELVES
of odysseus’ house and they actually got If any of us has even the most infinitesimal
odysseus to do a bunch of really dumb amount of decency left, we would blame
things out of anger (for more on this ourselves for what happened just as much
please see my editorial). But what I believe as we blamed odysseus for leaving, the
really ticked people off was the smell of suitors for being greedy, and the serving
their decaying bodies! And to think they girls for their apparent ineptitude at
smelled bad enough in life... keeping their legs together. I believe that
our passivity was just as grave as the
UNFAITHFUL SERVANTS grievances committed by everyone else.
Good help is really hard to find these days, We allowed these voracious men to come
and in ithaka, it seems that it’s next to to ithaka and eat up her treasures. It was us
impossible to find servants who aren’t who did not come to our queen’s aid when
anxious to stick a knife in your back (or we saw that she was barely managing on
sleep with the guys eating away your her own. We Ithakans allowed telamachos’
wealth). unfortunately for Odysseus he got winged words fall on deaf ears, his family’s
the worst of the treacherous, halfwitted, troubles on blind eyes and closed hearts.
back stabbing, gonad abusing bunch, who The events that transpired now fall on our
were more akin to bonobo chimps than shoulders. We are the new scum. The
actual people. Take a look at melantho, burden of making amends should be no
who despite being treated well by her one else’s but ours.
masters, never concerned herself with
godlike odysseus’ wellbeing or penelope,
sided with the suitors and even went so far
as to become their fille de joie, and please
don’t get me started on her bastard
brother. How i wish someone actually
bothered to bring home a couple of slaves
from troy so that none of us here in ithaka
would have to bear with our sorry bunch of
misfits.
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