Edition 7, 20 August 2008
9 >> Meaningless Mandela?
Why Mandela might be nothing more than
an icon.
Violent crimes grip Oppies
Robyn McCormick
I
n the early hours of Sunday 3
August, a Rhodes student was
forced onto her back and stripped
by approximately eight male aggressors.
The incident occurred when she was
walking alone through Peppergrove Mall
en route to BP.
Fortunately, she managed to stay
calm. “I shouted that there were
cameras and that they were going to get
caught. The man standing over me then
straightened up, laughed, and they all
casually strolled away,” the victim said.
Sadly, not all students will be so lucky,
as it seems that more and more students,
especially those in digs, are experiencing
crime firsthand. Crime affecting
Oppidans in Grahamstown seems to be
on the rise, with many stories circulating
about robbery, muggings and theft.
Is this fact, or just a feeling amongst
students?
Michael Crossland, a BCom student
living on African Street, is feeling the
effects of felony, as he and residents
close to him have been robbed. “Two
weekends ago our digs experienced an
attempted break-in, and on the same
Thursday night there was an attempted
Chained in solidarity with victims of the (in)justice system
Pic: Sarah Schäfer
Distribution subsidised by the Oppidan Committee and the South African Post Office.
stabbing on our street. The following
night my car got broken into,” Crossland
said.
Crossland is not the only student to
experience car-related theft. Last week at
PG Glass, he discovered that there have
recently been 12 other ‘smash and grab’
repairs done by the business.
On the other side of town, Bridget
Schuil, a BSc student, has also noticed an
increase in crime. “I live in Gowie Street,
and there have been four car break-ins
since Swot week. Our house was broken
into in the April vac, and the house
across the road from us has had two
attempted break-ins.”
“My neighbours are investigating
buying a gun,” said Schuil. However, she
is not overly worried about the crime
rates. “I do feel less safe on some levels,
but I’m still fine walking home at night,
and I won’t be scared, because I walk
past three Hi-Tec guards on the way
home.”
Schuil’s confidence is not shared
by Bernd Schmidt, police reservist
serving in the Grahamstown Police
Crime Prevention Police Unit, who says
people should be concerned about a
possible increase in aggressive crime.
He warns that “students in digs must
be more aware of security risks” and
Joe Hanly
“Malibongwe igama loo mama”
(“Honour the women”). These were the
words chanted by protestors, and the
message that supporters of the 1 in 9
campaign and Gender Action Project
(GAP) aimed to send to members of the
public and High Court officials as they
protested outside the Grahamstown
High Court on Friday 8 August.
The 12 hour protest “Justice Delayed
is Justice Denied” saw volunteers from
LOUD AND CLEAR
“Stop the war on women’s bodies!” Activists
demontrate outside the High Court, an
event organised by GAP and the 1 in 9
campaign.
“Well done to all those who participated in TriVarsity.
Hope it was a blast!”
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that criminals may be taking more risks
to get what they want. “I’ve definitely
noticed an increase in crime, more
specifically house break-ins and theft out
of vehicles,” Schmidt said.
However, according to statistics from
the Grahamstown Police Department,
CPU and the Rhodes Communications
Division, crime rates have not risen in
Grahamstown and indeed on campus,
incidents of crime rates are lower than
they have been in recent years, with the
only exception being laptop theft.
Earl Hodges, Rhodes University’s
Marketing Communications officer,
spoke on behalf of CPU and explained
that the crime situation in Grahamstown
may not be as bad as it seems. “Although
there may be a perception that crime
is higher, it may just be down to
better reporting and more transparent
communication through all channels,”
he said.
The Communications Division is
investigating providing regular security
updates to students to remind them
of measures that they can take to help
prevent crime. Hodges said security
information has always been available
to students, but that he hoped for these
reports to be “more in your face, more
available. We want to bring these very
both projects chained outside the court,
to highlight the experiences of rape
survivors as they battle through lengthy
and hostile court cases.
One of the volunteers chained to the
lamp post outside the High Court was a
law graduate, Ottilia Maunganigze, who
said that, “rape is very real, as a lawyer
you have to deal with the survivors”.
She added that while it was good to see
a lot of people getting involved, “it is
disheartening to see people, both men
and women, walking past. Everyone is
affected in some way, so everyone should
get involved”.
Speaking at the protest, Nicole
Sobotker, a committee member of GAP
called for “a speedier justice system” in
dealing with rape.
Before handing over a petition
with 16 demands to the Registrar of
the Grahamstown High Court, Denim
Despite the rain, we travelled to the action and produced
a TriVar special for your enjoyment.
key security things to prominence”.
Hodges stresses that “at all times we
need to be conscious of safety first, as a
campus.”
Dean of Students, Dr Vivian de Klerk,
also stated that overall crime rates have
actually been decreasing. However, she
worries about theft of laptops. “I share
the concern of students because the
students of today tend to own expensive
(and very necessary) technological
equipment which has a high ‘street’
value. The University needs to make sure
that it is providing reasonable security,”
she said. “For this reason, Mr Reynolds
Kroqwana, Sobotker thanked the
participants “for showing strength and
solidarity over such a big issue”.
“There is a great feel of energy here,
we’ve had fantastic support. But today is
not about the numbers, it’s more about
the message. I think today we’ve got the
message across,” she said.
“It is disheartening to
see people, both men
and women, walking
past. Everyone is af-
fected in some way, so
everyone should get
involved.”
Graphic: Ines Schumacher (Staged photo)
CAUGHT ON CAMERA
A Rhodes student recently escaped an
attempted rape by telling her aggressors they
would be caught on Peppergrove’s CCTV.
(Estates Director) will be convening a
meeting soon for Hall Wardens, and staff
from CPU and Estate to discuss security
on campus”.
Sadly, students off campus may be left
out of the improved security measures,
says Dr de Klerk: “unfortunately we
are less able to guarantee the safety of
Oppidan students”.
The petition was signed by 340 people
and called for consistency in the court,
a new sexual offences bill in which
treatment for survivors is given and
more compassion for survivors during
the investigating stages. A statement
from both projects read that “the
process of investigation, giving evidence
and cross-examination is particularly
difficult for women. Women survivors
of rape often describe this part of
the court case as the second rape”.
Kroqwana signed and received the
document, but refused to give comment.
Before leading the crowd in song
and dance, SRC President Xolani Nyali
said that it was good to see males
participating. “We are part of the
problem and the solution and this is just
a way of us confirming our support. All
males can’t be painted in the same light
so we must also make a stand,” he said.
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Watering at the grassroots
Galela Amanzi, a Rhodes student body
fundraising initiative, was officially
launched on 7 August and, to the
surprise of its committee members,
received a donation of three water tanks.
The water tanks were donated by the
Kowie Catchment Campaign (KCC), the
Institute for Water Research (IWR) and
the Rhodes SRC. Before adding the site
and technical costs, a 3,000 litre tank
costs R5,000; and a 5,000 litre tank costs
almost R8,000. It goes without saying
that this act of generosity was hugely
appreciated.
The idea to bring Galela Amanzi
into being arose from the Global Pact
programme in 2007. It aims to place
water tanks in target areas of local
township schools and community
centres to provide access to clean
drinking water.
Partners of the Galela Amanzi project
attended the launch as well as the KCC,
the Centre for Social Development
(CSD), the Makana Municipality, the
IWR and the Rhodes SRC.
SRC President, Xolani Nyali, said he
felt the initiative was a valuable project
and that it was worthwhile for the
SRC to sponsor a tank, while the KCC
expressed a desire to raise awareness
about water pollution to promote a
86 women in South Africa are raped
every day. This is according to the
National Crime Statistics of 2007.
The One in Nine campaign held a
12-hour protest ‘Justice Delayed is
Justice Denied’ outside of the High
Court calling for justice for rape
survivors in South Africa. Only
7% of rape cases are prosecuted
successfully. Watch a video of the
day online.
healthy environment and community.
The project values community
involvement, which the committee
says will ensure that the programme is
sustainable. “The community is a part of
ensuring access to water is provided to
the target site schools and community
areas,” says former SRC President and
project convener Ricardo Pillay. He
calls on the student body to focus their
fundraising on collaborative projects.
Committee member Yeukai
Mukoromburdo, who took part
in Global Pact 2007 and helped
conceptualise the Galela Amanzi project,
agreed, saying “the community needs
to take joint responsibility for caring for
their adopted stretches.”
The committee has suggested a few
water saving tips that we as students
and community members should heed:
don’t let water run while brushing your
teeth, only use washing and dishwashing
machines when there is a full load, and
fix leaking taps.
The committee also has plans for
a Galela Amanzi Cycle-a-thon, a
fundraising ball and a music evening.
So look out to support these upcoming
events and join the Galela Amanzi
Facebook group.
>> Jess Hall
>> Now thats what I call patriotism
FEATURES >>
South Africa’s Woman of the Year went
to local resident Janet Buckland. Simply
known as Mama J to the communities
of the Eastern Cape, she has been
responsible for the initiation and
creation of a significant number of very
successful arts and culture projects in the
province. Go online to watch her receive
this prestigious award.
Badat: a man with a transformation plan
To “transform for the good and lead by
example” was one of the key messages
of the transformation meeting held
at Rhodes last Friday. The Ministerial
Committee on Higher Education
Transformation met with Rhodes
University student leadership groups to
discuss the challenges of transformation
processes.
The student groups represented at
this meeting included OUTRhodes, the
Gender Action Project (GAP), Amnesty
International, South African Students
Congress (SASCO) and the Student
Representative Council (SRC). The
group discussed Rhodes’ progression
towards transformation and social
Crossing over to Cape Town
“These are the voices we need to hear”
commented a panellist at a public dis-
cussion on “Voices, Visions and Hopes
of our Youth: What’s missing in our new
democracy”. The event was hosted by
the University of Cape Town as the first
in a series of public conversations with
South African youth. Five high school
pupils presented what they each viewed
as the biggest problems for youth in our
country, followed by responses from
three adult panellists: Dr Alex Boraine,
chairperson of the International Centre
for Transitional Justice, Dr Mamphela
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cohesion. The Ministerial Committee
was interested in students’ views on the
ways in which discrimination on campus
can be eliminated.
SRC Vice President External Ingrid
Cloete, believes that “Rhodes is moving
in a positive direction regarding
transformation,” but she stressed that
“issues of prejudice and discrimination
are still unfortunately very real for many
of our students.” According to Cloete,
a valuable strategy that came out of the
meeting was the need for Rhodes to draft
a Disabilities Policy to acknowledge
and protect those students with
disabilities.
A letter written by Vice-Chancellor
Ramphele, a South African academic,
businesswoman and medical doctor, and
Finance Minister Mr Trevor Manuel.
The venue was packed and the
discussion was lively. The timid school
pupils became more and more outspo-
ken as they took their turns, encouraged
and inspired by the audience. Nomusa
Mthethwa finished the learner’s section
with a lament about the lack of true
leadership to inspire our youth, openly
criticising ANC leaders.
Much was said about racism, cor-
ruption, BEE, poverty, education, the
In the spirit of TriVarsity,
purple patriots “paint” a
picture of light to cheer our
teams on.
>> Tarryn Liddell
Paris Hilton has her own energy plan
for America and wants to paint the
White House pink! This video cam-
paign ad is in response to John Mc-
Cain’s 2008 presidential campaign ad
implying that Barack Obama was part
of the same celebrity cult as Britney
Spears and Paris Hilton. Hilton has
responded with a video posed on her
swimming pool lounge chair, with a
not-completely-tongue-in-cheek video
of her own.
Dr Saleem Badat and read at the meeting
highlighted the need to compile a report
on the university’s policies, strategies
and interventions put in place to address
questions of social transformation,
discrimination and the building of social
cohesion.
Badat argued that the principal goal
of the report was not merely to comply
with the request of the committee,
but also to assist Rhodes to enrich its
existing practices. He said that it was
important to build and improve on work
already done to combat discrimination,
promote social cohesion and forge an
inclusive institutional culture at Rhodes.
>> Ayushi Chhabra
media and democracy. A main theme
that weaved through the discussion
was the importance of citizens taking
responsibility for themselves and their
communities, and broadening the base
of participation in our democracy.
“Democracy is a social contract between
the government and the public,” said
Trevor Manuel, agreeing with learner
Amy Thornton that democracy requires
public involvement. He also offered his
opinions on the media, who he de-
scribed as a “low quality sensationalist
clap trap”. >> Laura Richter
Living with a lease
Last week the Oppidan committee
hosted a lease workshop to educate cur-
rent and prospective Oppidans. Oppidan
warden Gordon Barker outlined the legal
issues surrounding leasing accommoda-
tion, the obligations of landlords and the
bargaining power of tenants.
“There is nothing sacred about a
lease. It can be changed, negotiated and
debated,” said Barker, “very few students
do this; they just accept it, but they don’t
have to”.
Barker stressed the need to read the
fine print very carefully, because once the
lease is signed, students are contractually
obliged. Issues of significant importance
include: who is responsible for the pay-
ment of utilities, levels of acceptable
noise and the question of domestic pets.
In the event of a breach of contract, a
support system for students is available.
The first step is to approach one of the
Oppidan sub-wardens, three of whom
are currently studying law. Students are
also able to contact Barker, and the legal
aid clinic if necessary.
“It is better to educate yourself before
the fact, to avoid conflict,” concluded
Barker. Detailed legal advice regarding
the above mentioned issues is available
on the Oppidan website, accessible via
StudentZone. >> Kelly Adami & Anja
Müller-Deibicht
This weekend was a historic occasion:
it was the first time that Fort Hare
hosted TriVarsity. The usual drunken
partying, purple hair and streakers
where not on the sporting schedule
at Rhodes this year. So if you didn’t
make it to the event, The Oppidan
Press sent a team to East London
and Alice to cover the event for you.
Watch our exclusive photo slideshow.
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Rhodes no more? Send us your thoughts on the name change

debate. letters@theoppidanpress.com.

SHARC unites Grahamstown in SSQ interview

the fight against HIV/Aids
Nicola Saner
Three brothers, one childhood friend,
two violins, a viola, a cello and bound-
Nicola Saner less charisma and you have the ingre-
dients that make up the Soweto String
The eagerly anticipated, and hugely Quartet (SSQ). SSQ’s style has been
successful, fundraising art auction and appreciated far and wide, and their en-
benefit concert at the Monument last ergetic Grahamstown performance had
Saturday, organised as part of SHARC’s the crowds jiving in no time.
HIV/Aids Awareness Week raised over SSQ played at the SHARC benefit for
R100,000 for their cause. free as they aim to educate through their
The generosity of the artists music and reconcile the people of South
and musicians was contagious as Africa as a nation.
Grahamstonians dug deep into their Self-proclaimed “custodians of our
pockets on the night. The funds raised culture”, the band take any tune that ap-
peals to them and add their unique SSQ
As a firm supporter of a good cause,
violinist Sandile Khemese said: “It is our
duty as artists to carry the message out
there as we are role models and educa-
tors. It is important to support local
initiatives and give them weight, but
often to do good work we need public
support”.
Viola player Makhosini Mnguni
said: “SSQ can be taken everywhere, but
you cannot take the Soweto-ness out of
us, it is our base. One of the principles
we were born into is ubuntu and it’s
important for us to give our help and be
open-minded.”
Despite all the jet setting, they
agree that home is the best place to be.
Regardless of where they play, their

Pic: Samantha Claasens

will be split equally between the Raphael
and Jabez Aids centres.
The evening was highly praised by
all who attended. It began with an art
auction of donated work from renowned
South African artists Zapiro, Roxandra
Dardagan and William Kentridge, whose
donation sold for R74,000. This was
followed by the benefit concert which
included a jamming performance from
the timeless Soweto String Quartet (SSQ)
in their African-print suits.
“First and foremost we aimed to raise
money. We wanted to draw the town
together and get a full range of people
there. We also wanted to increase the
scope of our awareness. The evening
was an event that the whole town could
is inspiring is the larger community of
Grahamstown and how they opened
up their hearts. We are so grateful to
SHARC”. He hopes to expand the Jabez
centre with the funds.
Under the benevolence and
compassion of SHARC lies an important
message that needs to be spread: “HIV/
Aids affects everyone. Due to the variety
of people on campus we offered a variety
of different events focusing on a variety
of issues. We are hoping that awareness
will encourage people to get tested,” says
flavour to it. They are united in their positive principles are expressed through
commitment to keep music and culture their music and it comes as no surprise
alive, breaking barriers through their that Nelson Mandela fondly refers to
involvement with the SA public. SSQ as his favourite band.
SUCCESS
SHARC Chairperson Beth Vale pulled off a
successful HIV/Aids Awareness Week with
help from her team.
the week included a dance-off with
the children of the Raphael and Jabez
centres, parties, films, a Battle of the
Bands and an exclusive “mens only”
discussion surrounding safe sex called
“Do cocks want condoms?”.
A testing drive following the

Pic: Mbali Mthembu

enjoy, not just the University. I am
ecstatic about everything,” said SHARC
chairperson Beth Vale.
Goodwill John Featherstone, manager
of Jabez Aids Health centre, said, “what
SHARC media liaison Tracey Daniel. awareness week hopes to test a ten
With SHARC as a catalyst, “a full percent sample of campus students as
range of people came together in their one of the first steps in the fight against
own way,” says Vale. Events during HIV/Aids.

A Rhodes by any other name?

Rachel Voigts
The issue of another name change is
being whispered among the student
body at Rhodes but this time it is the
name of the University itself that is the
cause of a quietly-heated debate.
Although Rhodes became known
for being a liberal university that
stood against the separatist policies
of apartheid, the man after whom the
University is named is the prejudiced
coloniser Cecil John Rhodes.
The South African Students Congress
(SASCO) has proposed that Rhodes
should change its name to something
that reflects South Africa’s democratic
values.
The student body expressed divergent
opinions.
“Rhodes was a criminal who brutally
raped Africa,” said SASCO member
Siyabonga Yonzi.
“History can’t be changed and should
not be forgotten,” said Drama Honours
student Lebo Phakedi.
However, these opposing sides do
agree on one thing: how the name of
Rhodes is perceived is the biggest issue
at hand. Clive Eley, chairperson of the
Debating Society, said: “My connotations
of Rhodes University come from my
experiences at Rhodes.”
Some students seem to feel that the
meaning of the University’s name has
changed. The name was once associated
with the imperialist, but it is now
associated with the establishment. “Just
because I’m a white male doesn’t mean I
have to identify with another white male
from history,” said Eley.
Thapelo Tselapedi of SASCO
disagrees: “Names must reflect who we
are. Rhodes does not reflect the better
part of us. It’s not a case of replacing
hegemony.”
He added that “transformation
is a process from which no [higher
education] institution is exempt. We
need a name that better reflects our
country”.
Eley says the legitimacy of the
name arises from the fact that Rhodes
University was established using the
money donated from the Rhodes trust.
Without that funding, Rhodes University
would not exist.
No one seems sure of what the cost
of this name change process would be.
However, both sides of the debate argue
that price is not the point. Tselapedi
claims that “two or three million rand
was brought over from the last financial
year unspent. The university won’t use
the money for bursaries, so why not a
name change?”
The probability of the name change
and possible alternative names have yet
to be finalised.

What’s in a name? The history of Rhodes University

1903
Pre-1899 Curator of Albany 1903
A central university is 1899-1902 December 1902 Museum and Jameson agrees
proposed due to lack Josiah Slater, Member of
The project has 1903 botanist, Selmar to a R50,000
of higher education Parliament for Albany and
in the area. Locals of little funding A committee Schonland, asks grant and
Grahamstown show and the South editor of the rekindles applies to Rhodes Rhodes Trustee convinces the 31 May 1904
extreme enthusiasm African War March 1902 interest in starting a Trust for funding. Dr Leander Starr other Rhodes Rhodes is
for a university in brings it to a Cecil John university. The application is Jameson directly for trustees to founded by Act
town. standstill. Rhodes dies. rejected. a grant. agree. of Parliament.

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Rhodes, make me king
It’s SRC election time again, y’all. I have
often considered running for a position
in that fine organisation, but have not
been sober long enough to actually
register and all that. So allow me to
share my dream of what I would do if I
was elected.
Let’s just say that there would be
some changes. For a start, I would
dissolve the SRC as a body. I am sure
this auto-destruction would free up
a lot of lucrative funding. As soon as
my fanatically loyal administration
(consisting mostly of Fort England
outpatients) and I get our hands on
the loot, the party will really start. We
would put all the money in a big pile
outside the Union and burn it. It’s not
about the money, it’s about the message:
everything burns.
The University wouldn’t like this one
little bit but as they were about to kick
in the door, an awful explosion would
be heard: the Monument blowing up. I
can imagine the collective sick feeling
of Rhodes as it realises that the modus
operandi of this year’s SRC was to level
Grahamstown’s premier building. In
hell, Cecil John Rhodes would be in an
apoplectic rage. Truly, we would have
accomplished something special, to
be analysed and dissected in awe for
decades to come…
Of course I’m just kidding. I have
never supported such wanton acts of
terrorism. Well, except for that time
I joined Hamas, but that’s a story for
another time. But really, the whole
process of elections seems like any
other election in any ‘democracy’:
stage-managed and utterly predictable.
You get candidates promising the same
things and mouthing platitudes with
no real substance. The candidates don’t
want to shake things up or present any
alternatives; they just want a position
that will look good on their CVs. Politics
nowadays is a branch of the advertising
industry, with smiling puppets standing
in as leaders while the real power lies
elsewhere.
I may be cynical,
but the SRC has
always struck me
as a wolf-pack of
careerists. So I
say: give Chris a
chance. It will almost
certainly end in tears,
but at least we’ll have a
few laughs!
Wake me up when September ends
Gwynne Mhlanga
11 September 2001 is a day that will
remain engrained in the minds of
Americans for many years to come.
However, no matter how painful these
recollections are for Americans, they
are equally (if not more) painful for
the prisoners of Guantanamo Bay. The
events of that fateful day resulted in
an American invasion of Afghanistan
in search of a man named Osama Bin
Laden and his associates. To date, this
man has not been caught, and there are
those who question whether he actually
exists. Were American officials stumped
and looking for a scapegoat? Whatever
the reason, Osama Bin Laden may or
may not be out there somewhere while
the inmates of Guantanamo Bay suffer
in prison.
The jail is estimated to have 270
prisoners, with their alleged crimes
ranging from being the driver of
Osama Bin Laden, to association with
the alleged terrorist group Al-Qaeda.
Immediately apparent is how America
Communists in our midst
Nonceba Mhlauli
If you are a younger version of Robert
Sobukwe, then this newly formed society
is definitely for you – two weeks ago, the
Rhodes branch of the Young Communist
League (YCL) was launched. The theme
of the launch was ‘Capitalism has no
future for the youth of South Africa’.
Here’s a little bit of background
information on the YCL: it was
founded on 25 May 1922 after the great
mineworkers strike. The league became
inactive during the late 1920s and was
relaunched in 2003 after 53 years. Julius
Paul, a prominent member of the South
African Communist Party, said in his
address at the launch: “as a communist
you must not think of yourself as
Living hell. A leaked video from Guantanamo Bay shows an
underage boy being interrogated. www.TheOppidanPress.com.
has appointed itself policeman, judge,
juror and executor in these ‘crimes’.
They invaded a country, captured
prisoners, incarcerated them in prison
specially created for this purpose, and
now these prisoners are at the mercy of
the American judiciary. For example,
the man accused of being Osama Bin
Laden’s driver has been found guilty
of minor charges of terrorism whilst
being acquitted of the offence of aiding
terrorist attacks. He faces 66 months in
prison.
The likelihood of a fair trial is dim as
America has already denied these men
their fundamental human rights. Most
of them have yet to be charged, despite
having spent more than five years in jail.
America has refused them the protection
of the Geneva Convention, arguing that
they are not prisoners of war and are not
on American soil, and are therefore not
subject to American laws.
The transgression of human rights
is particularly apparent for Omar
Kadhr, a 21 year old Canadian, who was
captured at the age of 15 and has been
imprisoned ever since. A video of his
Pic: Samatha Claasens
a mayor or anyone who occupies a
governmental position because true
communists do not work for money, and
thus strive to bring about a revolution
from capitalism to communism”. He
continued by saying that the Young
Communist League was formed only for
the purpose of dealing with capitalism,
and that the dream that young
communists will bring the country to
communism is underway.
“The aims and objectives of the
league are to develop the youth in
our communities and to strive for the
elimination of capitalism and oppression
by working towards the transformation
from capitalism to socialism,” said
Kgotso Malema, member of the
provincial executive committee of the
YCL.
emotional break down has been released
on the internet. While most showed
outrage at the thought of a teenager
in a maximum security prison of this
nature, the response of the Canadian
government can at best be described
as plutonic. Kadhr’s lawyers as well as
Amnesty International have called for
his immediate release given that he was a
minor when captured.
Kadhr’s video gives a glimpse at
the horror that is Guantanamo Bay.
American soldiers used brutal methods
of questioning and the teen was deprived
of sleep by being moved to a different
cell every three hours for three weeks
followed by three weeks of deep solitary
confinement. What is perhaps most
terrifying about this is that if a teenager
can be treated with such cruelty, one
can only shudder at what authorities
are doing to adult prisoners. The video
revealed that Kadhr received even worse
treatment at a US detention centre in
Bagram in Afghanistan. This is in sync
with many other reports of torture and
human rights abuses at this centre.
The war on terror appears to have
No more poverty 7 years from now
Noxolo Mabona
Millions of people in the world, includ-
ing many South African citizens, are
living in poverty and are unable to meet
their basic needs. To combat this, one of
the Millennium Development Goals set
by the United Nations (UN) states that
all developing countries should aim to
eliminate poverty by 2015.
The biggest challenge facing South
Africa is how to achieve economic
growth and still meet this target. With
an economic growth rate of less than six
percent this year, the legacy of apartheid,
the unequal distribution of income and
wealth, as well as the large numbers of
university graduates who leave South
Africa to work overseas, one cannot help
but wonder if South Africa will be able
to meet the target set by the UN.
According to Statistics South Africa,
the economic growth performance of the
South African economy has deteriorated
significantly since the 1960s. More than
60 percent of South Africans live below
the poverty line. The unemployment rate
has increased rapidly over the years, now
sitting at around 46 percent.
Zandile Mqwazi, an unemployed
Grahamstown resident, believes that
Pic: Supplied
This is a file photo of Omar Khadr, taken before
he was imprisoned. Amnesty International
said on 14 June 2007 that Canada has not
done enough for Omar Khadr, who has been in
custody since he was 15.
become the terror. The existence of
the camp and the treatment of the
prisoners at the centre is an appalling
transgression of human rights.
Unfortunately for the alleged terrorists,
September 11 will likely not be forgotten
anytime soon.
these figures are correct, based on her
experiences on living in Joza for almost
24 years. She has seen a large increase in
the number of people failing their matric
exams and remaining unemployed,
turning to crime in order to survive. She
adds that, “the life we are living is far too
expensive and I am unable to buy neces-
sities and even live in a proper house
with running water and electricity”.
Asanda Banga, a local resident, said,
“South Africa will fail to meet the UN
target because it is lacking an efficient
labour force that is made up of educated
and skilled individuals that can compete
on the global economy”.
Thami Vanda, a member of the com-
munity forum in Ward 12, disagrees. He
says figures are somehow being exagger-
ated and that since 1994, many develop-
ment policies such as the Reconstruction
and Development Programme (RDP)
and Growth, Employment and Retribu-
tion (GEAR), have been introduced,
assisting South Africa in meeting devel-
opment targets.
Disagreements like these show just
how much South Africa has to do in
order to prove to its own citizens, let
alone the world, how capable it is of
making a serious dent in poverty in just
seven years.
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Paris Hilton to paint the White House pink

Nicole Venegas
What’s the difference between Barack
Obama and Paris Hilton? Nothing,
according to Republican Presidential
Candidate John McCain. What started
out as two peers agreeing to run a fair
election free from personal attacks has
quickly deteriorated into a trench war
of pot shots as they each try to gain the
upper hand in a battle of advertising
campaigns. Instead of the mutual
promise to concentrate on real policies,
both sides are just concerned with the
latest scandal to throw at each other.
John McCain’s advertising campaigns
world, but is he ready to lead?” Barack
Obama, in response to this advertise-
ment, criticised the incompetence of
McCain’s Republican party by saying:
“Those folks know they don’t have good
answers, they know they’ve had their
turn over the last eight years and made a
mess of things”. Even Paris Hilton herself
has joined the fray, with a satirical video
criticising McCain and laying out her
own plans for presidency, including
painting the White House pink!
However, this banter seems to have
always been involved in American
politics. These attacks date as far back as
1964 with Lyndon Johnson’s infamous
“Daisy” advertising campaign which
opposing candidate, Barry Goldwater,
would start a nuclear war if elected,
which was enough to secure Johnson’s
success by an overwhelming majority.
Even as recent as presidential primaries,
the focus became the latest attacks that
Obama and fellow Democratic candi-
date Hillary Clinton launched at each
other, rather than the issues with which
they were concerned. That was precisely
where Clinton made one of her fatal
errors, getting sucked into that war, and
thus conceded the election to Obama.
Maybe these attacks are just ways
to get voters to shift their attention
away from the candidates’ constantly
shifting agendas and policies. Obama,
saying that it is impossible and that
there should be a gradual withdrawal
of troops. McCain, on the other hand,
who has been criticised by Obama for
wanting to tap into oil reserves, “in the
pocket of Big Oil”, is now offering 300
million dollars for the first person who
invents a long-lasting, environmentally-
friendly car battery. Obviously he has
finally realised that oil reserves are not
the long-term solution for the USA.
Who is the real culprit here? Is it
really McCain or Obama? Or is it the
American people themselves fuelling
these petty personal attacks? If this is
what they want from their president,
maybe they should seriously look at

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mock Obama for being welcomed like featured a little girl picking petals off a for example, has changed his policy on Paris Hilton’s bid for the presidency;
Paris Hilton during his recent trip to Eu- daisy – a countdown to a nuclear explo- Iraq, initially saying that he wanted to at least she is letting us know what her
rope: “He is the biggest celebrity in the sion. This advertisement implied that the pull troops out immediately, but is now policies would be.

Strike, what strike? Worldview >> Russia and Georgia at war

Zukisani Lamani
Many Grahamstown residents remained
blissfully unaware of a national strike
that halted most industries and public
services nationwide two weeks ago.
However, the strike, as well as the
lengthy teaching strikes which took
place last year, have certainly taken their
toll on schools in Joza.
Although the most recent problems
have been economic, dealing with
increasing food prices, it was high school
learners who were most affected by
the strikes. Many in public schools feel
extremely frustrated by the situation
as they arrived at school to find no
teachers. Various learners interviewed
feel as though they have no voice in our
democracy because often they are not
even informed that strikes will be taking
place.
A grade 11 learner at Nombulelo
Secondary School, Zingisa Centwa,
says, “most of us failed last year because
we couldn’t attend school for about
two months and three weeks. We are
seriously lacking in our studies and it
seems that we have no voice; they [the
government] don’t care about our rights,
they only care about themselves”.
She also mentions, however, that
strikes can indeed help those who are
really poor and require a pay increase.
Another learner said he thought
the strike was, “a waste of time,
simply because there are people in the
Education Department who can stand
on the side of teachers instead of the
learners and encourage them not to
attend school during strikes”.
This is a serious issue that the leaders
of South Africa need to address. At
the end of the day, the strikes do not
concern the teachers as much as the
pupils, as teachers still get their pay-
cheque at the end of the month when the
high-school learners are unable get high
enough marks to pass or to go to tertiary
education institutions.
So, as many continued their daily
lives during the national strike, learners
in Joza were disadvantaged by the
supposed ‘fight for rights’ and, once
again, it was those who most needed the
government’s help that were let down.
Plumbing problems?
The war between Georgia and Russia
began on 7 August when troops from
Georgia invaded its breakaway region of
South Ossetia to regain control. Russia
responded on behalf of the breakaway
region by invading Georgia.
“A conflict which has been simmering
for years, has at last erupted. What
happens next will depend almost entirely
on Russia’s response: 150 Russian tanks
were reported to be entering South
Ossetia on Friday. Georgia’s government
says that Russian planes have dropped
bombs outside of South Ossetia
including on the edge of Tblisi, the
Georgian capital.” - Economist.com
“President Bush condemns Russia’s
tactics in Georgia in his harshest
statement yet on the South Ossetian
conflict. He told Russia that bullying
and intimidation were not acceptable.
But Georgia’s leader blamed the West
had signed a peace deal. But Miss Rice
said the more difficult questions about
the status of Georgia’s two separatist
provinces, Abkhazia and South Ossetia
– and Russia’s presence there – would be
discussed later.” – Telegraph.co.uk
“There is growing evidence of looting
and actions in a number of villages
throughout the area of conflict that
some are calling ethnic cleansing. The
attacks - some of which were witnessed
by reporters or documented by a
human rights group - include stealing,
the burning of villages and possibly
even killings. A number of attacks
appear to have been ethnically
motivated, while at least some of the
looting seemed to be the work of
profiteers in areas from which the
authorities have fled.” – The Herald
Tribune
“The Bush administration appears to be

Paul is Dead Death Sentence!

Apparently, Paul McCartney is dead and the current
McCartney who insists on producing more music is actually
a look-alike. No one knows where or why this theory started
but those who believe it say that the real Paul was killed in
1966 and John Lennon insisted no one know so that Sgt
Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band could go on to be a number
one hit. RIP Paul?! Unlikely...
Never before has a leaky toilet caused so much trouble.
An official in the Chinese government has been sentenced
to death after a neighbour complained about his leaking
toilet. Plumbers inspected it and found more than 22.3
million yuan hidden inside in some very soggy boxes!
Note to self: do not hide ill-gotten gains in the bogs.
for failing to grant his country Nato
membership months ago. There were no
regrets from Moscow either, as President
Medvedev said his country would
respond exactly the same way again in
future.” – Channel 4 News
“US Secretary of State Condoleezza
Rice demanded Russia withdraw all of
its troops from Georgia “immediately”
after Mr Saakashvili confirmed that he
trying to turn a failed military operation
by Georgia into a successful diplomatic
operation against Russia. It is doing
so by presenting the Russian actions
as aggression and playing down the
Georgian attack into South Ossetia on
7 August, which triggered the Russian
operation. Yet the evidence from South
Ossetia about that attack indicates that it
was extensive and damaging.” – bbc.co.uk
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Send us pics of your fave overalls. photos@theoppidanpress.com.

NKD grace GHT l 20 August

Seven Fountains Sports Club is hosting
NKD, South Africa’s answer to the
Sugababes, live at the Monument Theatre
at 19:30 tonight. Tickets will cost R60
and are available from Add-Venture,
AloeX and Homelet, or at the door.
Battle of the Bands l 28 August
Live Music Society (LMS) and SHARC
join together to bring you the annual
Battle of the Bands at the Union at 19:00,
with prizes up for grabs for categories
of best musician and song writing.
Performing on the night are 10 Points
for the Dismount, Night’s Templar,
Timmy Likes Milk, Motara, and the
Armchair Antics. Tickets are R15 for
non SHARC and LMS members.
Painting the town red and purple
creative and
Amanda Strydom
The build up to TriVarsity last week
had even the less artistically-inclined
students arming themselves with
paintbrushes and purple paint to work
on the sacred canvas of the overall in
preparation for the big event. As part of
SHARC’s strategy to spread the message
of their HIV/Aids Awareness Week, the
society held an official overall painting
event on the Drostdy Lawns on Thursday educative on their overalls. Sana Sihiya,
14 August. of the SHARC-TAC liaison, said that this
Extreme purple hairdos set the scene was their society’s contribution towards
as students got to work penning patterns TriVarsity after the HIV/Aids Awareness
and rats on their overalls (and on each Week and that they were promoting
other). Although TriVarsity is a time consciousness whilst having fun.
for fun and games (with sport, funnily Kyle Langley, the SRC’s
enough one of them), the event can Environmental Representative, sprayed GETTING CREATIVE
also be used to spread HIV/Aids related a red ribbon on his overall as a message Stencils and paint were used

Pics: Tarryn Liddell

Lunch concerts l 27-29 August
Rhodes music students will be
performing a series of lunch hour
concerts starting at 13:15 in the
Beethoven room. The programme
includes Jacques du Plessis (piano) and
Cathy Hodgson (piano) on 27 August;
Terence Marais (piano) on 28 August
and solo vocals and ensembles on 29
August. Entrance is free.
Drum Soc Fundraiser l 29 August
The African Drum Society will be host-
ing a fundraiser at 19:00 to aid a local
schoolboy in completing his studies.
Entrance is R30, which includes punch,
Smirnoff, Red Bull, and snacks. The
party is happening at Fort Selwyn and
tickets will be on sale at the library quad
and at the door.
messages.
SHARC made stencils with awareness
messages on them and had paint
available for those involved to get
Sketches of political landscapes
Timothy Gabb
The mediated world in which we
find ourselves today exposes us to the
messages of political cartoonists, with
their combinations of visual metaphor
and explicit words. But what is it that
drives these artists to participate in their
endeavours?
Anthony ‘Stidy’ Stidolph, of the
Natal Witness, held an art exhibition
in Grahamstown during the festival.
The exhibition featured his sketches of
political landscapes, together with his
two sisters’ oil and pastel landscapes.
to students to keep safe. He feels that the
TriVarsity event is a perfect opportunity
to make people aware of the virus and
the dangers.
Stidy’s work explores the current
political environment with emotive
humour and “serves to educate people
by forcing them to think about the issues
of the day,” he said. By using images and
words in an amusing form, Stidy said
that he “offers a way of coping with the
absurdities and complexities of everyday
life”.
Since this form is neither wholly
visual nor literary, it has been thought of
as an ‘in-between’ art form, leaving many
observers questioning its status as art.
“You can’t deny his work as being an art,”
says Xanthe Geyer, a Master of Fine Arts
student at Rhodes, “as he’s commenting
to spread the message to the
masses at TriVarsity.
on agendas relative to society”. As Stidy
puts it: “I think the best cartoons of our
era have a timelessness which should
ensure their survival and perhaps
earn them the mantle of ‘works
of art’.”
At the recent fund-raising auction
that was part of the SHARC Benefit
Concert, an original Zapiro cartoon
was auctioned alongside the works of
William Kentridge, a prestigious South
African artist, highlighting the value of
this art form.
The popularity of this art can be
attributed to the artist’s position as
a catalyst within the community,
increasing levels of awareness and
offering easy access to the current issues
of the day. Mass-mediated artwork has
the capacity to “present the facts behind
the facts, to cut through all the political
rhetoric and spin and tell you what is
really going on,” says Stidy, since its
reaches are vast and extensive.
The mass-media dominate human
consciousness in our society, and its
sphere of influence is a crucial domain
to have art and opinion portrayed, and
considered. “I see humour as a good way
to get a serious message across, because
once you have got your reader laughing
you have his attention,” he says.

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READING…
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Liebenberg paints a different
picture of growing up in Rhodesia
during the Bush War. Told from
the perspective of Nyree, a little
girl who lives with her sister,
mom and grandpa while her
father fights in the war, the novel
recreates living with an innocent
spirit whilst witnessing horrific
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cycle yourself (for as many hours as you think you Cadbury has been making chocolate for
can handle!), or sponsor someone else to do it. To over two centuries. After the success of
qualify to ride, cyclists must motivate their charity the “Local ‘n Lekker” range introduced
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Galela Amanzi, Quadriplegic Association of South drooling yet again with the second range
Africa or Sunflower Fund; the aim is for all the launched this winter which includes the
cyclists to learn more about the different charities. following irresistible flavours: chocolate
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entertainment@theoppidanpress.com. Entertainment
Get ready to rock out: the Battle of the Bands is back HITTING THE G-SPOT >>

Amy Green & Ettione Ferreira

Together with SHARC, the Live Music
Society is currently organising its annual
Battle of the Bands. This year there
has been an abundance of enthusiastic
acoustic acts so the procedure from past
years will be altered slightly; there will
be an alternate Battle of the Acoustics
as well as the traditional Battle of the
Bands, with both competitions running
forward to The Battle of the Bands on 28 Double-click for love
August. The programme includes Timmy
Likes Milk, Nights Templar, Armchair
Takondwa Nyasulu
Antics, 10 Points for the Dismount
and Motara, with each band playing a
predetermined cover. The winners of Most people generally have a plan, or
each event will receive a three-track at least an idea, of the direction they’d
demo recording sponsored by Live Music like their future to take. Like I did
Society. SHARC is offering spot prizes as when mapping out my future career.
well as a prize for the act that composes I decided to take the same proactive
the best HIV/Aids awareness song. The approach to my relationships, clearly
judges this year are lecturers and musos outlining what it is I look for in a

Pic: Maryke Jansen van Rensburg

on separate Thursdays from 19:00 at
the Rhodes Union Club. The Battle of
the Acoustics which features the likes of
Broken Broadcast, Life of Riley, Stone
Dave Knowles and Stoned, strummed
out to an eager crowd last Thursday.
Those who missed out can still look
CELEBRITY RECIPE>>
from around Grahamstown, including partner and the kind of relationship
Brian Ford, Corrine Cooper and Michael I would like to have. I logged onto a
Drewett. dating site, created a profile and began
FOCUSED my search.
Dave Knowles captures the crowd’s The thought of Internet dating
attention at the Battle of the generally conjures up images of nerdy
Acoustics. pedophile serial killer types telling
the person on the other side that he’s
hotter than Brad Pitt. I was surprised

Josie Field’s Vegetarian Lentil Bobotie

All sexed out
Oppidan Press Team
Josie Field is a folk rock singer and songwriter who emerged on the South
African music scene with her collaboration with Proverb and Tweak for the song,
“Can You Feel it Building” which appears on the Coca Cola Collaboration album.
This edition we bid farewell to our
She is also well known for the song “Ten Years” from her debut album, Mercury.
intrepid sex columnist, Takondwa
In May this year Josie was the supporting artist for James Blunt on his tour
Nyasulu. Next edition, we will have an
around the country. Here is her favourite (and student-friendly) recipe.
all-new one-woman show to keep you
Ingredients:
entertained, informed and sexually
1C brown lentils
aware.
Boiled water
Here are some of Takondwa’s gems
1 butternut, chopped into cubes
from one and a half years of sex column
1 onion, chopped
writing:
1 clove garlic (crushed)
“There’s really no point in having a
Chilli powder
Mandingo-size penis if you don’t know
Curry powder
how to work it, and it only serves to
Olive oil
poke you in the stomach and cause
Bay leaves
discomfort.”
Tin canned tomatoes
On drugs and alcohol: “The person
3 eggs
on top of you begins to feel like a heavy
Milk
sack of potatoes, and the smell of Castle
Salt and pepper
Lager or burnt weed makes you gag.
Method: Frustrated and chafed, you opt to give up
l Cover the brown lentils with boiling water and simmer for 45 minutes. and pass out in peace.”
l Heat the olive oil, and brown the onion in a frying pan. “We don’t bother with greetings
l Add the butternut to the onion and fry for 10 minutes. and meaningless small talk. As soon as
l Add the garlic, chilli powder, curry powder, bay leaves, tomatoes and simmer the door is locked behind me, the race
for 15 minutes. begins. He kisses me hard as our arms
l In an oven proof dish, layer the lentils on the bottom and cover with the twist frantically trying to strip each other
onion and butternut mixture on the top. of the material that is standing between
l Beat three eggs with a splash of milk, salt and pepper, and pour this mixture us and rip-roaring sex.”
on top. “The very last thing on my mind
l Bake in the oven for 40 minutes, or until the egg has cooked. was having sex on a plane and being
l Serve with brown rice and chutney. >> Andiswa Leve inducted into the infamous Mile High
Club. But that all changed when I
to find that there were actually a lot of
reasonably good-looking people (or so
their pictures told me) who, like myself,
were tired of the conventional way of
noticed the most delicious man I’d ever
dating and wanted to cut the bull and
seen pushing the dessert trolley.”
get straight to the target.
“Ladies, as tempting as it may be (if
In the comfort of my room I went
only to see the look on his face), don’t
through a few dozen neatly categorized
yank his penis or squeeze his balls - it’s
profiles. The convenience of being able
painful.”
to select everything I was looking for
“Gone are the days when celebrity
from eye color and race to location
was achieved by having real talent and
and income was refreshing. After
actually going to work to make a living.
sometime I found someone who
Today, it is all about positioning a
matched my criteria. We connected
camcorder on a tripod and shaking your
almost instantly and after the usual
money maker.”
exchanging of photographs and
“Not all black men have porn star
talking every day for two months,
boerewors, and not all white men have
we had a good relationship. Despite
cocktail sausages between their legs...
being continents apart, there was a
Gentlemen, if you happen to get the
satisfactory level of intimacy between
short end of the stick in this life, you
us. I felt appreciated for who I am as
have to run with it and make the best of
a person, rather than what I can offer
what you’ve got.
between the sheets. There were sparks
“My earliest memory of being aware
and sexual chemistry followed by the
of my sexuality was in primary school.
build-up of uncomfortable celibacy
Some friends and I went to the library,
blues, but we dealt with it as any couple
found a dictionary, and went to the
in a long distance relationship would,
quietest corner where we looked up the
sending tantalizing photos (note: not
word ‘vagina’.”
pornographic pics!), steamy messages
“I always have my own box of
and flirty phone calls to keep the
condoms.”
intrigue and excitement going.
“I enjoy having sex and I’m not
A study in Internet dating found
ashamed to admit that, because if I didn’t
that couples who met online and
enjoy it then I wouldn’t do it to begin
communicated constantly before
with.”
meeting had a closer bond and
“‘Spank me, I’ve been bad.’”
went on to date for a lot longer than
Thanks for all the memorable
expected. Unfortunately, my cyberspace
moments TK!
boyfriend and I decided to split for

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A little less conversation, a

little more action please!
Crime has always scared me in an
irrational, looking-over-my-shoulder
kind of way. I know women who cross
the street when they see men walking
towards them; I know men who feel
insecure in their own homes; and
I have three pepper sprays in three
different places, as well as a Taser.
Recent events have got me thinking
about ways in which Oppidan security
can improve. Yes, campus is not
entirely free from crime, but I could
handle my laptop being stolen if it
meant my life and dignity were spared.
The university needs to get its act
together and ensure our safety. It’s not
brain surgery, and it’s not optional.
Whatever happened to the buddy
system? If the concerns we highlighted
in Edition 4 were addressed, this

Illustration: Leigh Stadler

system could really benefit both
residence and digs dwellers. It’s all well
and good to talk about it, but actually
implementing the plan is what will
decrease the risks students face.
Another option may be to extend
the Blue Route to off-campus streets.
I’m sure Rhodes can afford to invest
money in more security guards to
guarantee Oppidan safety.
The Oppidan Bus runs from
Monday to Friday from 18:00 to 22:00.
The bus hours should be extended to
midnight on weekdays and weekends
to ensure students get home safely. The
SRC should consider having it leave
from the Drama Department instead of
the Geology Department, close enough
to both the library and the Rat.
Self-defence classes: been done,
but not often, and organised on the
initiative of the Oppidan Committee.
Regular and well-organised defence
classes would provide Oppies with the
opportunity to take responsibility for
their safety.
What about security newsletters?
Oppidans should be given information
on a regular basis about crime hot
spots and safety tips. Oppi Press could
use its extensive distribution network
to post it for the university.
The pattern I’m seeing here is clear:
the SRC, the Oppidan Committee and
Oppi Press are expected to find funding
for safety projects or take the initiative
when it comes to security.
Surely the University should take
responsibility for ALL their students’
safety? Unless they want to build
Letter to the editor >>
Dear Editor,
How is it possibly justifiable to steal
someone’s artwork, throw it in a pond
and destroy it? I’m sure it has not gone
unnoticed that the giant ‘rubber duck’
that was on display outside the Art
Department on Somerset Street has gone
missing. This is because some juvenile,
ignorant, half-witted cretins apparently
decided to see if it could float. Consider-
ing that the artwork weighed close to
100 kilograms, had to be carried nearly a
kilometre and lifted over a locked gate, it
was clearly a premeditated and deliber-
ate act of vandalism. This act is not just
a simple crime; it is completely disre-
spectful to the artist. The sculpture took
weeks of conceptualising, preparing and
constructing to create. Would deleting a
thesis or slashing a canvas be considered
as funny or ironic?
The real tragic irony, however, lies
in the fact that the people who did this
are probably so vacuous that getting this
far into a newspaper is beyond them
anyway.
Lesley de Vries, Liza van Soelen and
Sarah Schäfer
Ombud’s report >>
Robert Brand
How much can an editor rewrite a
journalist’s copy before it becomes
someone else’s work? And what are the
limits of good taste in a newspaper?
Those two questions were raised by
an article in the August 6 edition of The
Oppidan Press. The article, under the
byline of student Cilnette Pienaar, was
headlined “Reign of the soutpiel”.
Pienaar complained to the editor, and
subsequently to me about the treatment
of the article. Her main complaint is
about the headline, which she feels
does not reflect the content of the
article, using an offensive term that she
doesn’t want to be associated with. She
is also concerned that the article was
extensively rewritten.
The term “soutpiel” refers to an
English-speaking South African and is
derived from the image of someone with
one foot in Africa, another in England
and a third appendage dangling in
the ocean. As a pejorative term it may
or may not offend those it is directed
at; however – and this is Pienaar’s
main concern – it is not a word most
Afrikaners would use in polite company.
“It is a derogatory term that I have never
associated myself with,” she writes in her
complaint. “It goes against everything I
stand for.” I have to agree with Pienaar.
The term “soutpiel” is, somehow,
more offensive than some other terms
for English-speaking South Africans
because of the anatomical reference.
But was The Oppidan Press wrong to
use it in the headline? That is a matter
of policy, for the editor to decide, taking
into account the reigning moral climate
and the sensibilities of your readers.
Even in this permissive age, many people
would be shocked by the use of a swear
word; then again, student readers may
not. If you use language that offends
some of your readers, you may alienate
them. Editors have to make these
decisions regularly, and live by them. In
this case, the newspaper hasn’t received
any complaints from readers, so I have
to assume that student readers’ shock
threshold is higher than my own.
The question of rewriting a reporter’s
copy is an operational, rather than an
ethical one. According to the editor, the
reporter did not follow the original brief:
instead of a factual story, she produced
a subjective opinion piece (and Pienaar
concedes this point). News Editor Kelly
Adami rewrote the piece, casting it
as a factual response to allegations of
Afrikaner-bashing at Rhodes. Perhaps
they should have consulted the reporter
before doing this, or showed her the
rewritten version before publishing it.
I accept their explanation that Pienaar
herself did not have time to rewrite the
piece, and that time constraints didn’t
allow further consultation. Newspaper
journalism is the art of the possible; and
being perfect is not always possible.
Nevertheless, it is disconcerting for a
reporter to see her name above a report
which differs substantially from what she
wrote. Perhaps the answer in this case
would have been to use a generic byline
(such as “Oppidan Press reporter”)
rather than attribute the report to a
particular person.
As the newspaper’s ombudsman, Robert
Brand fields any complaints from
disgruntled readers and serves as an
objective mediator in editorial disputes. If
you have any complaints, please contact
him on r.brand@ru.ac.za.

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Editor: Ines Schumacher
Deputy Editor: Catherine Boulle
Managing Editor: Lionel Faull
Advertising Manager: Masixole Mdingane
Advertising Manager: Meike Mann
Marketing Manager: Andrew Lynch
Financial Manager: Solomon Moyo
Distribution Manager: Douglas Mbululu
Assistant Distribution Manager: Phillip Furusa
Community Engagement: Barry Sierra
Arts Editor: Amanda Strydom
Assistant Chief Designer: Ashleigh Swaile
Business Editor: Mbali Sikakana
Chief Designer: Stefania Origgi
Chief Sub-Editor: Emilie Gilbert
Chief Sub-Editor: Shea Karssing
Entertainment Editor: Takondwa Nyasulu
Features Editor: Cara-Ann Carstens
Multimedia Editor: Daniel Calderwood
News Editor: Anja Müller-Deibicht
News Editor: Kelly Adami
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Politics Editor: Claire Waterhouse
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Outdated and overrated? What do you think about Mandela

and his celebrity status? letters@theoppidanpress.com.

Mandela as a form of political window-dressing

Tom Boughey
The noise is deafening – an elderly,
clearly frail figure is escorted onto the
stage to rapturous applause from the
46,664-strong crowd. Dressed in black
with iron-grey hair, the shuffling figure
still manages to cut a picture of graceful
dignity. Although he is 90, his pres-
ence is still awe-inspiring. It can only be
ary, the word icon describes a person
regarded with particular admiration
or as a representative symbol. Bearing
this definition in mind, is it possible for
an image or icon to be worshipped or
respected purely for the sake of being an
icon?
It is common knowledge that Man-
dela is one of the most respected and
admired figures of our time. No one can
doubt his commitment to peace and
Italian Prime Ministers enter and exit
parliament. Despite this, Beckham still
has no problems selling fragrances or
fashion labels. It is perhaps the mark of
a true icon when you are famous for the
sake of being famous and some people
even forget why you became famous in
the first place!
But how has Madiba taken to life as
an icon? There is an element of danger
in the reality that Mandela has not only

Swaile
Nelson Mandela! reconciliation upon being released from become an icon but THE icon of the
The event described was the concert prison in 1990 after 27 years of incar- apartheid struggle. It is easy to forget

igh
at Hyde Park last month to celebrate ceration. However, there was something that many other freedom fighters were

: Ashle
Madiba’s 90th birthday. In conjunction insincere about Mandela’s birthday incarcerated, tortured or killed by the

with celebrating the milestone of a ninth
decade for this great figure, the concert
also aimed to raise money and awareness
for Mandela’s 46664 HIV/Aids char-
ity. Surrounded by a host of stars and
celebrities, consisting of the likes of Will
Smith, Annie Lennox, Amy Winehouse
and the Sugababes, Mandela spoke of
the need to fight poverty and Aids in
Africa. Celebrating the life of arguably
the greatest statesman ever, it is perhaps
necessary to take stock of what Mandela
has become, not just as a man, but as an
icon or image.
Strangely, it has become noticeable
to some that there is a striking similarity
between David Beckham and Madiba.
Like Beckham, Madiba has taken the
giant leap from man to icon or brand.
But what does it mean to be an icon? Is it
having statues of yourself built in foreign
countries, or being sandwiched between
a group of celebrities clambering to have
their picture taken with you?
According to the Oxford diction-
celebrations at Hyde Park. How many of
the ‘great anti-apartheid activists’ such
as Amy Winehouse or the Sugababes
could actually describe what apartheid
was?
It is easy to forget that
many other freedom
fighters were incarcerat-
ed, tortured or killed by
the apartheid regime.
I’m aware I’m about to commit sacrilege
of Salman Rushdie proportions, but in
my opinion, David Beckham ceased to
be a good football player a long time
ago. Not having tried his colognes or
fashion labels, I am not in a position
to judge him on these ventures. I have
only witnessed him yo-yoing in and out
of form on the football pitch much as
apartheid regime, yet during the concert,
Will Smith followed on from Peter
Gabriel by saying, “if the world could
have only one father, the man that we
would choose to be our father would be
Nelson Mandela”.
No one can doubt the magnanimity
of a man like Nelson Mandela. However,
while Mandela lends his name to the
support of noble causes, there is perhaps
a need to be vigilant about how his
image or iconic status is being used. Is
the legacy of Madiba’s struggle present in
the minds of those who clamour around
him? Or is he merely famous for the sake
of being famous?
Our political leaders are well aware
of the importance of creating a sharp
image for the new South Africa as a
young, up-and-coming nation. But in
striving to achieve our goals of economic
prosperity and global recognition, it is
vitally important that we do not gloss
over the economic and social problems
so pervasive in South Africa today.
Graphic
Come the soccer
World Cup in 2010, I am
sure the Madiba magic
will be on full display on
the global scale. I do not
doubt for a second the
sincerity of such gestures
aimed at reconciliation and
togetherness. What concerns
me is that they are often used
by the powers that be to shovel THE GUY NEXT DOOR
social and economic problems Who was prisoner 46665? These
under the carpet. t-shirts touch a nerve - are we ignoring
While a figure like Nelson Mandela other apartheid activists and victims?
fully deserves the ‘iconic’ status he has
earned, it is important that his image
is used in the correct way, not only as a
form of political window-dressing for
epic occasions but also as a means to
lasting and genuine change.

Pic: Supplied

Zuma, the man of the year!

Gugu Khumalo
ANC President Jacob Zuma has graced and
defaced many publications over the past two years.
Despite his polygamous ways, taking showers to
prevent HIV/Aids, being accused of fraud and cor-
ruption and his scandalous rape acquittal, the pos-
sible future president has come out as the golden
boy politician more than once.
And now, his wooing of the public has
reached epic proportions. He has recently been
heard saying all the things that South Africans
so desperately want to hear. From children who
need free education, to those concerned about our
neighbour Zimbabwe, and the poor white people
of South Africa, Zuma has everyone, (including
the Freedom Front) listed as his new best buddies.
He is a prime example of politicians who remain
popular and honourable in spite of all sorts of
indiscretions.
Recently Zuma said he was “shocked and
surprised” when he realised the impact of poverty
among white members of the population (ap-
parently he had not, until his visit to the Pretoria
community, known that there was such a thing as
a poor white South African). These South Africans
are fast becoming Zuma’s biggest fans. One of the
locals even said that Zuma “is understanding, will-
ing to listen and much more accessible than Thabo
Mbeki”. Freedom Front leader Pieter Mulder has
also said that ‘JZ’ brought “hope for the future of
the country.”
Zuma has also wormed his way into the hearts
of many women around the country. During the
recent ANC Women’s Day celebration rally, he told
the crowd of women that National Women’s Day
should remain a “highly political holiday”. He said:
“National Women’s Day is the celebration of the
role and contribution of women to public life, in
the struggle for freedom, in the building of a new
non-racial and democratic South Africa, and in
building our future”.
Indeed, Zuma seems to be doing everything
Thabo Mbeki has failed to do: he is supported by
masses, portrays himself as a man of the people
and his decisive response to the Zimbabwe issue
has raised his stature and enhanced his image not
only in South Africa but around the world. Love
him or hate him, ‘JZ’ has been able to pull himself
up time and time again by simply smiling and
apologising.
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SRC elections
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himself up with Backstreet Boys techno remixes in preparation
to vote for the SRC committee for 2009.
Luckily for the seeing public, you do not have to lace up your Buffalo’s and manicure your
mullet to vote in the elections, so take the opportunity to decide who will be representing
you next year.
To cast your vote, log onto ROSS (ross@ru.ac.za/vote) between 25 and 29 August.
The various portfolios include:
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The woman behind the award

An intimate conversation
with Janet Buckland, the
Woman of the Year.
Lauren Minnie
Janet Buckland is the type of person
whose presence inspires you instantly
with her infectious energy and talent
coupled with real modesty.
Buckland’s first response to being
interviewed was: “Isn’t everyone sick
of it?” Most recent articles based on
Buckland’s Woman of the Year award
seem to list her achievements, but
when you take a moment to chat to the
woman behind the award, you discover
a warm and passionate individual
whose thoughts and revelations about
her country and politics are not only
profound, but seem to tie into her
everyday life. This dedication has
clearly influenced her work, including
her involvement in the Grahamstown
community.
Born in East London, Buckland
describes herself as an ‘Eastern Cape girl’.
She studied at Rhodes and then moved
to Johannesburg with her husband
absolutely natural to be involved with
the community,” Janet says. “It was
wonderful to be part of the revival. We
were working in a very limited way
with the members of the community
[in Johannesburg]; it was coming back
here where the community is right here
- there is no reason or excuse not to be
100 percent involved.”
Community work is an integral
part of Janet’s lifestyle. Having been
a student during apartheid, she has a
deep understanding of the need to heal
the divides that plague our country.
Janet talks reminiscently of a workshop
for the theatre of the oppressed that
she attended shortly after returning to
the Eastern Cape: “It was a process of
healing and rehabilitation of your heart
and your soul and your mind,” she says,
“and there I was with my Gucci bag and
my sunglasses”.
Janet feels that, “unless we actively
move out of our comfort zones, our
country is not going to grow - we’re not
going to grow as people”.
It is clear that Janet strives to
involve as many people and to touch
as many lives as possible. To do this,
the involvement of Rhodes staff
and students in the Grahamstown
community is integral: “We all have to
Just watching her in the Ubom!
offices is a hint at the chaotic lifestyle
she leads, with constant phone calls
to answer, ideas to discuss, work to
critique, and meetings to attend.
“There are different roles I have to
play, and sometimes I forget,” Janet
says, “I think with the kind of person I
am, very A-driven, you bring that into
everything you do, even as a mother I
was driven.”
Her mind seems to constantly be
ticking over new ideas and plans—yet
talking about her family is a rare
moment when work disappears from
her thoughts. She talks candidly about
her sons, and it’s not hard to see that
behind this motivated woman is a loving
mother. “My biggest dream is to learn
to lighten up a little bit, to learn to say
‘well done’— I don’t feel satisfied because
I think it leads to complacency,” says
Janet. However, she does acknowledge
that “age is teaching me to lighten up”,
considering that her granddaughters can
“do no wrong”.
And then, in amongst the chaos,
comes the Shoprite Checkers/SABC
2 Woman of the Year award. “It’s the
wishes from people that have given me
the most pleasure, little e-mails,” Janet
says. “To be truthful, for a person who’s

Pic: Michal Blaszczyk

Andrew who was pursuing an acting
career. However, she soon came “kicking
and screaming” back to Grahamstown,
and Rhodes.
Buckland became involved in the
National Schools Festival in 1993,
and so began her involvement in the
Grahamstown community: “It was
take responsibility. If every single person
did just a little bit, just a little bit of
reaching out, a little bit of building, you
can bridge the divide,” Janet says.
But behind all this hard work and
dedication, one needs to remember that
Janet is not only a mentor, but a mother,
a daughter, a wife, and a grandmother.
performed a lot, I’m not mad about
the spotlight. There is something about
this award that I’ve loved; I’ve loved
Grahamstown getting behind this.”
True to her nature, she seems to
find this award more exciting for what recognised as an individual. Janet simply AN INSPIRATION
it can do for Ubom! and her other says, “I still can’t believe it! It’s just been Buckland is the first woman from the Arts
projects, rather than feeling proud to be fun watching everybody else enjoy it”. category to win the award.

I am HIV positive
Cara-Ann Carstens
“Being a woman, I have my own rights - I have the
right to say no to unprotected sex and I have the
right to say no to abuse. This I only learnt after I
found out I am HIV positive,” said Xoliswa Mjuleni,
a voluntary treatment counsellor at the Raphael
Centre in Grahamstown.
The reality is that 11.5 percent of South Africans
are HIV positive. Women between the ages of 20
and 29 are affected the most.
The Raphael Centre is a haven for hundreds of
people living with HIV/Aids. Here, Mjuleni spends
her days counselling people that are going through
the same issues she had to face nine years ago.
“Then it was so different to get tested for HIV. They
drew blood and you could wait for up to three
weeks.”
Now it is much easier to know your status. In
less than an hour you can get tested and counselled
at the Sanatorium or any local clinic. Last year,
the Sanatorium tested up to 600 Rhodes students.
Sister Jeanne Shaw explains that you get three types
of people: “Those who get tested consciously on a
regular basis, those who play Russian roulette with
their lives, and those who are not sexually active.”
When Mjuleni found out that she was HIV
positive, it changed her life. Now, she has to take
her antiretrovirals (ARVs) regularly and put her
own and her family’s health first. She looks up
and remembers a day when her children saw her
medication on television: “Mom I know you. You
are taking the HIVs [meaning the ARVs].”
She explains that no one has treated her
differently because of her status. “People are coping
with the virus and people from the community
aren’t discriminatory. I think we have overcome the
stereotype that was attached to being HIV positive,”
she says.
Even if it is possible to live with HIV and not
be discriminated against, it is still important to
remember the ABC, Mjuleni explains. “Abstain, Be
faithful and Condomise.”
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Send us the link! letters@theoppidanpress.com.

Get smart
Why Man United are Laura Richter
last year.
It will take some time before smart

always going to win
A recent psychological study on sports
kits found that wearing red uniforms can
have a noticeable effect on chances of
The next time you lose your bank card
and have to replace it, you might find a
shiny gold chip in the new one. These
new cards are called smart cards, and
the major South African banks are all
moving towards using them in favour
of the magnetic strip cards we currently
use.
cards are widely used in the banking
sector, simply because the technology
requires upgrades to bank systems to
read the new cards. Walter Volker, ABSA
General Manager, estimated in 2007 that
the local banking industry will spend
about R1 billion to introduce smart
cards.
Smart cards are not only useful in the

winning when two teams are relatively
evenly matched.
In competitive sports, the colour
of two teams’ kit can alter the referee’s
ability to make split-second decisions. It
can even lead to a scoring bias by judges
and referees.
The findings of this study are based
on Tae Kwon-Do matches between two
martial artists. The matches were filmed
with one competitor wearing a red
uniform and the other wearing a blue
uniform. A digitally altered version of
the clip was created that swapped the
colours of the uniforms between the
competitors.
The two versions of the clip (identical
except for swapped uniform colours)
were shown to 42 experienced referees.
Comparisons were then made in
points awarded by the referees to the
competitors. Although the two clips
were identical in all aspects, except for
the swapped uniform colour, referees
consistently tended to assign 13 percent
more points to red-clad competitors,
who may have originally worn blue.
How this winning colour will affect
scarlet-clad Chinese athletes’ chances of
winning medals in the ongoing Beijing
Olympics remains to be seen.
The magnetic strips on our debit and
credit cards hold information that allows
us to log in to our accounts, but they
only have a small capacity to store data.
Smart cards are a technological jump
above this; like tiny computers, they have
the capacity to store and process a great
deal more information than magnetic
strips. The sophistication of smart
cards also means that they can be made
much more secure as they are nearly
impossible to reproduce.
Standard Bank and ABSA Bank are
leading the movement to smart cards.
Standard Bank have been rolling out
large numbers of chip and pin smart
card credit cards since early this year,
and ABSA introduced smart debit cards
Ladies in labcoats: the South African Women in Science Awards
Laura Richter
The South African Women in
Science awards were included in
this year’s Women's Month calender.
Distinguished Woman Scientist award
went to Professor Brenda Wingfield, a
banking industry as the cards can also
be used for DSTV decoder cards, to keep
track of loyalty points (like a Clicks Club
Card), and to provide access control
cards for buildings in place of dallas
chips or keys.
As part of their National
Identification System (HANIS) project,
the Department of Home Affairs is
moving towards using smart cards as
a form of identification for all citizens.
This is a promising initiative because
smart cards can have multiple functions,
such as keeping personal details and
being used to receive social grants
payments. Smart cards will hopefully
cut down on paperwork, streamline
government services and reduce the
professor of genetics at the University
of Pretoria. Wingfield's main area of
research is fungal population genetics,
but she is also involved in tree health
biotechnology, contributing valuable
information to the forestry industry.
A new award, The Achiever Award
for a Woman in Industry, was also
risk of you being married to a foreign
national without your knowledge.
And because so many functions can
be included in a single chip, there may
even come a day where you can make
purchases from your debit account using
your ID card.
Another exciting prospect for smart
card technology is in the health sector.
The Gauteng Department of Health is
currently pioneering the use of smart
cards to hold patient information,
drastically speeding up health services.
The idea is that a patient will have a
health smart card which they take with
handed out this year. It was presented to
Zanele Gasa, the Executive Manager for
infrastructure development at the Coega
Development Corporation. Several other
women were also commended with
awards in other categories.
The awards were administered by the
Department of Science and Technology
Pic: Supplied
them as they move between different
doctors, hospitals and pharmacies,
and even emergency response vehicles.
The cards will hold emergency health
information and the patient’s full
medical history on a central database.
The project will cost over R100 million,
but will make a big impact on the
efficiency of public health services.
This is a technology to watch out
for. Perhaps in a few years our wallets
will only hold a single debit card come
credit card come health card come
ID card come Clicks Club card come
Woolworths card.
working with the international L'Oreal-
UNESCO "For Women in Science"
programme. The Minister of Science and
Technology, Mosibudi Mangena, stressed
that the awards were the epitome of his
department's commitment to a culture
shift in the science, engineering and
technology environment.

When crossing the road, you don’t notice a car until

it’s nearly on top of you. It hoots, you see it, and you
jump out of the way. But as you do this your body
stiffens and you just fall flat over. This is one of the
symptoms of myotonia congenita, a genetic disorder
that causes your muscles to suddenly tense up. It is a
rare disorder, affecting only one in about a hundred
thousand people worldwide. But the odds aren’t so
good if you are a fainting goat, a particular species

Pic: Supplied
of goats that are born with this condition. There is
nothing special about their appearance, but if you
happen to frighten them, they stiffen up and fall
over involuntarily, remaining helpless for about ten seconds until their muscles relax and they
manage to stand up again. The stiffening is caused when the mutation of a protein stops the
proper passage of the ions that control muscle tensing and relaxing. The result of this is long,
uncontrollable muscle contractions – falling over and being unable to get up. Older goats can
learn to cope with the disorder by spreading their legs wide when they are startled, or leaning
against something to support themselves when their muscles tense up. >> Laura Richter

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Serious about
service. Full stop.
Mbali Sikakana
Sitting on a bus in London, third-year
BCom student Fausto Di Palma saw the
name of a fast food outlet which he read
as ‘Eat Full Stop’. When he decided to
start a delivery business here in Graha-
mstown, this title became the inspira-
tion for the name ‘Delivered Full Stop’.
The business began operating officially
this semester as a partnership between
Di Palma and Daryl Schwarz, another
third-year BCom student.
Business began with Di Palma buying
a scooter with the help of a loan from
Business
forward the order to either Di Palma or
Schwarz. The person delivering phones
the required business to prepare the
order before they get there, pays for the
goods requested using a cash float, adds
their delivery charge and writes out an
invoice for the customer. The receipt
from the purchase accompanies the
invoice and is delivered to the customer
with the order. Delivered Full Stop
currently delivers from KFC, Steers,
Nando’s, Pick ‘n Pay, BP and Ruan Thai.
If the order is too large for a scooter to
handle, the business has outsourced a
vehicle which can be used.
The distinguishing factor of this busi-

Pic: Sarah Schäfer

his father. After registering the bike, he
got his license and a business phone with
a separate sim card. Schwarz already
owned a scooter, which he added to the
business as capital. He also contributes
extensive experience in the delivering
sector, having worked in and become
the assistant manager of a fast food
outlet at 19. Their delivery service costs
a minimum of R10 and is dependent on
the size, quantity and delivery location
of the package.
The way Delivered Full Stop works
is simple: a customer phones in and
their order is taken by either third-year
student Shannon Hopkins or Nicole Ab-
bott, a second-year student, who then
ness is their sense of accountability and
work ethic. “We want to be responsible
business people to both the Varsity and
Grahamstown as a whole,” Di Palma
says. This is evident in their refusal to
deliver alcohol to high school students
or to deliver any type of alcohol that is
prohibited in the university residences.
Schwarz came up with the idea to
expand the service specifically to old age
homes, using a weekly delivery system.
The various local homes have been sent
letters and committee meetings are in
progress.
In terms of marketing, the business
has limited their own efforts so as not
to create more demand than they can
currently handle with their regular and
ever-increasing clientele. “It’s difficult
juggling schoolwork and running a
business, especially with demand being
so high already,” Schwarz comments.
Rhode Trip drivers have been commis-
sioned to distribute flyers to passengers
and posters have been put up in several
residences.
The business is already familiar with
the places that they deliver from and
they are in the process of compiling a
database of orders and trends to confirm NEW KIDS ROUND THE BLOCK
an official partnership with these busi- With just one call to Delivered Full Stop
nesses. you can have the meal of your choice
Di Palma and Schwarz are currently
brought straight to your door.
finalising a mission statement and hope
to add more delivery personnel to their
business by March 2009. They also
plan to expand their initiative to other
campuses in the future once demand at
Rhodes has been exhausted.
You can contact Delivered Full Stop
on 082 047 8850.

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Rent shoots through the roof

Motshidisi Mokoena
It seems that the closer you get to your final year
of study, the more you are confronted with the
world of adult responsibility. Faced with the big
question of whether to rent or buy property after
graduating may be self-explanatory for some
people but for many it is a debate that affects
every job placement decision. The escalation in
rental prices throughout the country has had
severe implications on those who would like to
move out and settle down in a place of their own.
Pic: Meike Mann
market for R5,500 a month. Today, an identical
flat in the same block would put you back some
R25,000 a month!
Moving back home is a plausible alternative,
even if it means having to return to the rigid
structures of your parents’ rules. However, such a
living arrangement does allow for better financial
security and the possibility of saving up for a
place of your own at a later stage. Another option
is buying a car and staying in a more affordable
area (even if it is further away from your
workplace) but this still leaves you faced with
a trade-off between having to pay ridiculously

XEROX IS HERE
Staff at AloeX celebrate the shop’s official opening; the latest
business in town, AloeX is determined to meet students’ needs.
Last week Tuesday marked the launch of what could
easily be termed Grahamstown’s most student-
orientated business. Up and running since 17 July,
AloeX officially celebrated its opening with a vibrant
atmosphere and generous quantities of food and
drinks. The event was well attended by the student
body with the SRC’s Xolani Nyali, Ricardo Pillay and
Hannah Barry as well as RMR’s breakfast show host
Noizee Mngomezulu coming in to support. As far
as students are concerned, AloeX is determined to
show it does nothing in half measures.
The store’s location at 133 High Street is entirely
suited to student needs. “Even though we’re old
farts, we’re young at heart and here for students,”
says the business’ founder Allan Ellerbeck, “we’re
right on your doorstep and want to give you the ser-
vice you deserve”. The business aims to be friendly,
helpful and provide an excellent service, “we want to
treat students as human beings rather than numbers
– it is a student town after all,” Ellerbeck says.
AloeX is responsible for the hard-hitting mar-
keting campaign seen around town for months,
with ‘Xerox is coming’ posters up on street lamps
and flyers placed on students’ windscreens. Their
attention-grabbing tactics caused ripples amongst
With double-digit increases already hitting high petrol prices or renting out a ridiculously-
tenants in East London (they’re facing an 18 per- overpriced apartment closer to work.
cent rise), Port Elizabeth (12 percent), Pretoria With the slow property market and lower resi-
(11.5 percent) and the greater Durban area (10. dential property yields, it is unfortunately neces-
5 percent), the situation leaves a limited number sary that we kiss our real estate dreams good-bye
of affordable housing options for graduates. Only (however unwillingly!) and reluctantly embrace
nine years ago an up-market, two-bedroom flat monthly rentals at places we once pledged never
in Sandton, north of Johannesburg, was on the to step foot in.
both town council and the university’s Registrar
Division. Nonetheless, by the time any complaints
were received “the damage was done” says branch
manager Rob Gornall; they had achieved all the
publicity they wanted.
Confusing AloeX’s service with the mundane
practise of photocopying is not a mistake to be
made. All printing is done digitally and the store
also offers binding, printing of corporate clothing,
and IT equipment, such as flashsticks and external
hard drives, at prices that certainly reflect the busi-
ness’ student-orientated attitude. “Fine arts students
have been using our colour printer and just can’t
believe the quality of it – it’s absolutely the best in
town,” Gornall says.
Future plans for the store include expanding to
King Williams Town, Umtata and other parts of
the Eastern Cape. Shocked that no Grahamstown
businesses stock laptops in store, the AloeX team
is especially interested in branching out into the IT
division. Watch this space: it seems that far more
than Xerox has finally come to Grahamstown.
133 High Street
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TriVar...how bizarre, how bizarre!

Lionel Faull
TriVarsity 2008 was a historic, if some-
what bizarre, event with the University
of Fort Hare (UFH) hosting the sporting
extravaganza for the first time in its his-
tory. Twenty different sports were hosted
over two days in venues shared between
Fort Hare’s East London and Alice cam-
puses, some 120 kilometres apart. The
long winter drought finally broke with
impeccable timing in an overnight tor-
rential downpour on Friday. Animal be-
haviour experts were left bemused at the
strange compulsion of 99 percent of all
Rhodents to celebrate TriVarsity wildly…
without actually going to TriVarsity.
UFH staff and students were
understandably elated at their first-ever
opportunity to hog the limelight as
hosts. Sisanda Zondani, a first-year UFH
student, was buzzing at the showpiece
men’s first XV rugby game between
NMMU and Fort Hare on Saturday
afternoon: “It’s a real honour to host this,
awakening for us. There was some fear
before the event that we wouldn’t be able
to do it, but we’ve shown that we can. We
now know we can do it again. It bodes
well for the future.”
While the rain did UFH’s grass
surfaces no favours (the first soccer and
rugby games on the muddy pitches on
Saturday required that players wore
yet-to-be-invented aqueous, four-wheel-
drive boots simply to stand up straight),
the shiny new UFH multipurpose Sports
Complex at the Alice campus, completed
just four days before the event, was a
delight to behold. It makes our Alec
Mullins Hall look like one of the ugly
stepsisters at Cinderella’s ball.
A big talking point was: where were
all the Rhodes students? There was more
purple on Dr Badat’s woolly Rhodes
scarf in the VIP tent than there was in
the spectator stands. Hell, there were
more Rhodes Campus Security staff
present at UFH than Rhodes students!
Chenjerai Sangarwu, a fourth year ac-
counting student, clad in our university’s
here! Where the f**k are they? You can’t
have TriVarsity parties at Rhodes, but
not come to TriVarsity. You’re not a real
Rhodent if you aren’t here supporting.”
Fair point, except that the main rugby
game didn’t involve Rhodes, who had
predictably been shafted by NMMU in
a pre-TriVarsity play-off a few weeks
earlier. But due to a rather lax approach
to scheduling on the part of UFH, which
saw the rugby switch places with the
men’s soccer at the last minute, Rhodes
did indeed play in the final match of the
day.
And were promptly shafted.
TAKING IT FOR THE TEAM
Unlike the TriVarsity party held in
Grahamstown on Friday night, very few
Rhodes students made the trip to UFH to
watch the games. Those who were there,

Pics: Lionel Faull

and we’re having great fun.” famous purple and beer-stained overalls, however, made sure to make enough
UFH Director of Sport, Thierry was one of the few Rhodents in evidence. noise to compensate for the lack of Rhodes
Tison, was similarly effusive: “This is an He said: “There are no Rhodes students attendance.

Tri Var Shorts

Chess
The Rhodes Chess team faced hosts Fort
Hare in the first TriVarsity match and
were narrowly defeated 3-2.
In the next game, Rhodes played
against defending champions NMMU,
whose team boasts several players who
regularly compete in Eastern Province
competitions, and the opposition took
the victory 3-2.
In the final match, NMMU squared
off against Fort Hare, with the hosts
trouncing NMMU 4-1.
With more match practice, a Rhodes
TriVarsity victory could be in the mak-
ing.
>> Andrew Martin
Ladies Hockey
The Rhodes ladies displayed some of
their best hockey of the season in the
opening half of the final against NMMU,
managing to dominate NMMU’s side for
the first 20 minutes.
The game changed dramatically in
the first two minutes of the second half,
with NMMU scoring an early goal. The
goal put Rhodes on the back foot and
another goal was scored by NMMU
shortly afterwards. Rhodes failed to
break the NMMU defence and the
match result was 2-0.
After a disappointing loss, Rhodes
coach Andrew Roberts commented:
"Sometimes the better team on the day
does not come out with the win.”
Mens Hockey
The Rhodes men’s hockey team got off
to a fantastic start with striker Greg
Brownlee scoring within the first five
minutes of the game.
However, NMMU managed to gain a
short corner goal in the last five minutes
of the first half.
The Rhodes team certainly didn’t give
up and played some spectacular hockey
in the second half. NMMU’s defence
absorbed a great amount of pressure
and Rhodes was unable to convert goals
numerous times. After sustained pres-
sure in the second half, NMMU scored
against the run of play with about five
minutes left in the game to make the
final score 2-1 to NMMU.
>> Samantha Dormehl
Rugby
The University of Fort Hare (UFH) men’s
first XV thrilled their fanatical support
with a display of brutal, big-hitting
rugby in the Saturday afternoon final
against NMMU. They looked unstoppa-
ble until NMMU clawed their way back
into the match and finally overhauled
UFH’s lead, winning 24-19.
It was one of the most exciting
TriVarsity rugby finals in years, a real
tale-of-two-halves in the most gloriously
clichéd sense of the phrase. This game
had it all: high tackles galore, a fabulous
brawl involving half the players on the
pitch, sin-binning, mud everywhere, and
a troop of rather yummy pom-pommed
cheerleaders egging everyone on.
Mzingisi Ndlaba, UFH fitness coach,
bemoaned his side’s late mistakes that
cost them the game: “Our guys tired at
the end, it’s the final game at the end of a
long season for them.”
NMMU coach Gerald Anthony paid
tribute to his side, which was made up
of many Under-21 players from the
university’s development ranks: “It was
a gamble, but it paid off. Our inexperi-
ence showed in the first half, especially
the pressure of the big crowd, but I’m a
happy man today.”
>> Lionel Faull
Waterpolo
Although the Rhodes ladies only man-
aged to muster a waterpolo side of nine
players, their performance was top class.
The Rhodes team certainly dominated
the run of play in a high scoring game.
Their shots at goal were on target and
NMMU’s defence proved weak under
pressure. Right wing Carly Williams slot-
ted three goals with some great driving
and possessive play.
Centre back Cari-Lee Haakonsen
controlled the game effectively from
the back, scoring six of the twelve goals.
NMMU proved little competition for the
Rhodes ladies as the end score was 12-0,
a solid defeat that proved Rhodes was
definitely the stronger and more talented
team.
>> Samantha Dormehl
Surfing
TriVarsity’s surfing event held at Eastern
Beach in East London proved to be
enjoyable and fun for both surfers and
spectators. Although Rhodes brought
some fierce competition out onto the
waves in the men’s display, it was not
enough to out-paddle or out-manoeuvre
the NMMU and UFH teams, but the
Rhodes women did well to come second
to NMMU in their division.
>> Julia Baker

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your decision pro or con TriVar. letters@theoppidanpress.com. TriVarsity
Soccer Table Tennis
A sea of purple faces and hair, a vibrant All laurels now rested on the men’s
atmosphere, and uniquely patterned first team, and they did not disappoint. A
On Saturday, the Rhodes Table Tennis
team played smashing games of purple- Purple despite the rain
overalls are just a few of the many mem- display of attacking football with a com- coloured glory against their opposing
ories I have from last year’s TriVarsity at bination of effective teamwork resulted teams from Fort Hare and NMMU.
NMMU. Upon arriving in East London in a comfortable 3-0 win, with Tunga Although Rhodes was placed second
on Friday, I expected something similar. Muganhiri in inspirational form. This set overall, the ladies’ side was champion of I’m hoping someone can convince me of
Sure, there were a few Rhodents kitted in up a blockbuster final against Fort Hare. their section and dominated every game the logic of the “independent” TriVarsity
their TriVarsity attire, but the crowd was Not only was pride at stake, but Rhodes they played. The men started out slowly, pre-party that was held on the Great

Pic: Lionel Faull

largely subdued and tranquil, a far cry
from the usual atmosphere of the event.
Although the scenery was different, the
challenge remained the same as all teams
aimed to win the soccer heats to earn
their place in the final held at the Uni-
versity of Fort Hare for the first time.
The men’s second team kicked off
proceedings against NMMU, but a lack
of killer instinct in front of the goals ac-
companied by a few lapses in concentra-
tion meant that they were easily beaten
3-0.
There were high expectations for the
women’s team after their fantastic cam-
pus league victory last week, but they
too succumbed to the pressure of the
occasion and went down 3-1, with many
of their regular players surprisingly left
on the bench.
wanted revenge for their previous loss to
the team earlier in the season.
The field looked like a war zone hav-
ing been damaged by the previous rugby
match. Rhodes battled hard under the
conditions, but they were beaten 2-1.
Their performance did show however,
that this year’s team is beginning to
gel and will certainly improve as time
progresses.
Although many people were sceptical
about TriVarsity being held at Fort Hare,
the soccer players enjoyed the change of
scenery. According to the Rhodes men’s
coach, Luyanda Papu, “it was a great
occasion. Unfortunately we lost, but at
the end of the day I’m sure the players
enjoyed the occasion and that’s what
football is all about.”
>> Anesu Chingono
but picked up momentum as the day
progressed to its peak: a thrilling doubles
match between Rhodes and NMMU
which ended with Rhodes grinning with
the bat of victory in hand. Support from
fellow Rhodes supporters was a tad thin,
but those fearless enough to brave the
journey to Alice rewarded the players
Field last Friday. How was this party
approved by admin? I seem to be one of
the few that missed the point as almost
1,500 people attended.
with valuable The TriVarsity party was apparently a
encouragement. The day was long, the resounding success and congratulations
play was solid, and much fun was had by is due to the organising team; despite
all. >> Duncan Fleming the rain the masses arrived to show
their undying allegiance to boozing in
the name of TriVarsity and the party
was one of the biggest this year. While
I can understand the point of having a
TriVarsity pre-party, I don’t understand
how the Dean of Students Division
could have offered its blessing. This
seems to undermine the extensive ‘drink
responsibly campaign’.
It also made me wonder if it was
simply Rhodents being lazy and
not bothering to go support in Fort
Hare. The build-up to this party was

Pic: Anthea van Heerden

Basketball
The men’s and women’s basketball
teams maintained dominance over their
TriVarsity counterparts, with convincing
victories against both NMMU and Fort
Hare on Saturday.
The Rhodes ladies’ team, the Titans,
took on their Fort Hare rivals in the first
game of the day. In a one-sided display,
the Titans thrashed Fort Hare 90-10.
The duel between the Rhodes Titans and
the NMMU ladies’ team proved to be a
match of two halves, as NMMU kept up
with the Titans’ challenge in the first two
quarters of the game. However, a flurry
of baskets from Emma Savage and Zama
Lekoma for the Titans widened the gap,
and they ended with a 33-19 victory.
Speaking about their strong second half,
Titans captain Alice Kambasha said,
“we usually thrash this team [NMMU],
so the thought of losing against them
spurred us on”. She also mentioned
the youthful nature of the Titans team,
expressing optimism for their
future success.
The Rhodes Stallions, the men’s team,
comfortably beat Fort Hare 44-26.
Their final game proved to be a fitting
conclusion to a day of highly entertain-
ing basketball. In a closely contested
encounter, the Stallions beat the NMMU
men’s team 33-31. After being stunned
with a 12-7 deficit in the first quarter,
the Stallions narrowed the gap as the
match progressed, although NMMU did
not surrender their lead until the final
minute of the match with a three-pointer
from Luzipho. A jubilant Luzipho said:
“Most of our senior players were not
playing today and we were not used
to playing without them. We pressed
together, and so did the junior players.”
The Rhodes basketball teams
emerged as victors in their TriVarsity en-
counters, and with many young players,
both can hope to replicate their success
for a few more years to come.
>> Litha Mpondwana
not without controversy. Student
entrepreneurs whose attempts to host
parties on campus in the past, and who
were stopped by the forceful arm of
bureaucracy, were not impressed. There
were concerns about the aftermath of
the party; namely the mass amounts of
broken glass that would not only damage
the field but also be a danger to athletes.
The huge sale in tickets also threatened
to exceed the location’s capacity.
My biggest problem with the party
was that it had nothing to do with
TriVarsity. It was branded with the
name but, if I have my bearings correct,
TriVarsity took place some 150km away.
It pulled the purple brigade, yet it had all
the makings of a rebel movement that
appropriated its own cause.
But I did hear that it was a truly
fantastic party and the success seems
hard to argue against. I
suppose this is proof
that the majority
always has the
louder voice and I
am left to swallow
my humble pie.

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Popping wheelies freestyle

neck injury while I was doing 80cc”. BMX freestyle is a fairly unique
Tsepiso Sathie Nzayo
Even though Preddy is involved in pastime at Rhodes. “I am not that keen
the sport for the fun it provides, he has on introducing it here at Rhodes because
Bicycle motocross, or BMX freestyle as it also participated in competitions: “I en- there is no one who is showing inter-
is better known, will be an official Olym- tered the Rand Easter Show competition est. I just do it for fun. It might be off
pic sport for the first time at the Beijing and I finished in fourth place,” he says. the point for others who are not into it,
Summer Games. Warwick Preddy is a but we see BMX a step ahead according
21 year old BJourn student at Rhodes to how other people see it. The pave-
University who is passionate about the “I live to ride, go fast and ment and ramps are our playing fields,”
explains Preddy.
sport.
Preddy learned to ride in his home-
go wild then party my Passion is what keeps Preddy per-
town, Johannesburg. “I started with the face off, nothing better forming his 360 degree moves around
race motocross at the age of six doing campus. He says: “I live to ride, go fast
off-road motorbikes. At the age of thir-
than drinking after an and go wild then party my face off, noth-
teen I broke my neck and I was forced intense session.” ing better than drinking after an intense
to quit the sport,” he says. As an extreme session.”
sport, BMX freestylers are no strangers
to injuries. Preddy pressed on. Sifiso Nhlapo, South Africa’s BMX rep-
After two years, he took to the bike as resentative at the Beijing Olympics, is his

Pic: Zukiswa Zimela

an alternative sport. “Between 1994 and homeboy. “Oh yeah! Sifiso is my friend; GETTING BACK ON THE BIKE
1996 I was ranked second in Gauteng he used to stay in my area until he went Despite incurring numerous injuries from
and fifth in the country – that was for to go and conquer the world. We are all the sport, Warwick Preddy remains an
a 50cc, and in 1996 for a 60cc. I got the supporting him,” says Preddy. enthusiastic BMX biker.

Proteas pummel the Poms Roger ain’t all that

Phetane Rapetswane Abraham Benjamin “AB” de Villiers est male tennis player of all time.Nadal,
Litha Mpondwana
scored an inspired 174, and Ashwell who remained his nemesis in the French
Prince scored 149. Open, caught the tennis enthusiast’s
Despite the fact that England wrapped Graeme Smith’s leadership has been Roger Federer’s reign at the top of the eye as the player who was most likely to
up a consolation six-wicket victory in nothing short of brilliant, and his 154 men’s tennis log came to an end on Mon- eventually unseat Federer.
the final test match at the oval, they in the third test match to secure the test day. Rafael Nadal, the Spanish phenome- Last year, Nadal proved his increas-
could not dampen South African cel- series was sensational. non who has broken Federer’s monopoly ing competence against Federer beyond
ebrations as the team secured their long- South Africa has a lot to be optimistic in the men’s game, has officially assumed the clay court, and after two epic Grand
awaited, historic test match series victory about as the likes of de Villiers, Prince, the top spot in the Association of Tennis Slam finals between the pair, they en-
with consummate ease, winning 2-1. Hashim Amla and Neil McKenzie have Professionals (ATP) rankings. After a tered 2008 with their rivalry at its peak.
It has been 43 years since South all flourished in England. year of nail-biting tennis, this duo has Federer has struggled for form this year,
Africa’s last victory in England, so this In addition, the fast bowling attack arguably formed the greatest rivalry ever but his run to the finals in Wimbledon
is one that all South African fans will is looking explosive with its depth and seen in the history of professional tennis. was an impressive one, considering his
cherish for a long time to come, looking variety, especially considering that the The matches between these two greats surrender to Nadal at Roland Garros.
Pic: Supplied

ahead to the Australian test series taking Proteas won the series without their star have proven to be great exhibitions of The two met in what has been described
place home and away in summer. fast bowler, Dale Steyn, who missed half contrasting styles of play: Federer, with as the greatest ever Grand Slam final,
The South African team has really of the test series due to a broken thumb. his elegant all round game versus Nadal’s where Nadal ended Federer’s dominance
come of age, and since that battling draw South Africa has now achieved eight authoritative, energy-filled power. of Wimbledon in a five set face-off.
which they secured in the first test match unbeaten test match series and has Shane Warne, Glen McGrath and Adam Their first dual was in 2004 at the Federer has been criticised for neatly
at Lords after being forced to follow on, secured the number two spot in the Gilchrest. Miami Masters. Federer was exerting surrendering his number one ranking
they have not looked back. The team International Cricket Council (ICC) The test series in the summer will his dominance in the playing field at to Nadal, after a string of poor perfor-
used the positive momentum to secure test match rankings. The Proteas should be a battle for the ultimate supremacy the time as the number one in the ATP mances on the ATP tour. But perhaps
a crushing ten-wicket victory in the fancy their chances against an Austra- of test match cricket, and one to look standings. Nadal won the match, but a change of guard in men’s tennis will
second test match at Headingley. lian team who have lost players like forward to at that. Federer re-emerged a year later with a reignite the great rivalry which has un-
victory in the 2005 French Open. doubtedly eclipsed that of Pete Sampras
As the years progressed, Federer ce- and Andre Agassi; Jimmy Connors and
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