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C O NT ENT S
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. AND T H E M
1 TH E R I V E R I NES
I I TH E SA ND WI C H I S LAN DS
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LI I H O N O L UL U
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IV . H O N O L UL U TO SAN F RA N C I sC O
V . A G R I MVOY AG E TO N EW Y OR E
VI . B EG I N N IN G A LITERAR Y EEOC H
VI II . SY R IA AN D TH E H O LY LAN D
IX . SUP P LE ME NTAR H O LY L AN D Nom s
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X . EGY P T AN D H O ME
XI . NoTEs SAN F RAN C I SC O TO NEW Y OR K
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XII . A TR I P TO B ERMUD A
XIII . NOTE S L I TE RAR AN D OTH ER WI EE
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MI s S I S S I PP I R IV ER 1 882
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XVI II TH E G M T B OO K
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X T URB ULE NT Y m s
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WRI TI N G “
TH E Y
I . EUROP EA N R E S IDENC E
C O N TENTS
C hapter
TH E WAY TO TH E COAS T
XXI II .
CEY LO N AND I ND IA
XXV .
XXXI I I B AC K IN AMERIC A
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CLOS IN G Y EARS
F O R EWO R D
t e d t o h av e hi s s ay .
gestions H is ow n t a ste wa s u n r e l i a bl e— a s u n r e l i a bl e as
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p ic io us m i norit y h,
a nk e ring fo r re ve l a ti ons call for Mark ,
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n eve r wrote anyt hi ng s u ggesti ve at all Wh at he s aid w as .
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Engl i s h tha n any o the r man of h i s ti me b ut whe n he le t ,
i f t h a t i s the w ord .
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Tra g edy comedy he re s y h i s notebook s m ake up the
record The entrie s whateve r thei r i nte rest o r l a ck o f it
—a re a s h e l eft them a nd the y b ring us about as nea r as
.
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re m a r kable of h i s ti m e .
Th e R iver an d th e Mi ner
cep t a n ex tr a ct
M d y—G ot up wa hed went t bed
on a s o
er a , s , o .
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S ta rtl in g events appe a red to be t oo r a re i n my ca r e e r , ,
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k eep o n e s i nce .
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a g ed it h e had a gi ft fo r m isl ayin g h i s belongi n gs 1
I n writin g M a rk Tw ain —
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s e d tur d up
o e ro o , n en n a, an ne
n n i et ee ye later i a N w Y k a u ti r m Cha le T L k
n ars , n e or c on - o o . r s . ar ,
a tt r ey f th S L Clem e e t at e w t h a u em en t
o n or e . . d ns s , sa e nn o nc , an
th oo s n n n ar n a s
a p rt m e t at the Mt p le i SOS Vi i ti g t h a u t i
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m o n -roo
r . r as s o n no oo s, e n o on
p riva t bid f
e fi ft ee th u do d lla r had be
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o san f o s en ec e or o ne o
L g I la d e t ate e ph w f t h f rm e r Mt p le p r p riet
. a so n e oo s re n o c
on a o e o e ro o o o r.
r. r ro c or e o oo s, as o
o f th S L Cl m e
e . ta t . d g t ut a w r i t f r p l vi f
e ns es e anth m o o o e e n or e .
They w r i d by t h h i fi j ut b f r t h le t rt ed Th '
e e se ze e s er s e o e e sa s a . ere
f ll w ed a g d d l f pa r leyi g ba k d f rt h t h phew
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o o oo ea o n c an o , e ne s
la wy fi ll y a g i g t r m i p ym e t t h i l i t f
co m o s c en o
w hi h M L k
er na p ree n o o se o n a n
o ne th u d d ll
o sa n t o a rs . t d th u btai ni g
o c r . ar assen e , s o n
th e p r ci u n teb
e k fo t hei r ig htf ul wner
o s o oo s r r o s.
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iss issi ppi he w rit e s : I ent e r e d u pon the s m a l l ente r
p ri s e o f le a rn ing I 2 o r I 3 hu nd r e d m ile s o f the g reat
M is s is s i ppi Riv e r w ith the e a s y confid e nc e o f m y ti me of
l i fe I f I h a d r ea l l y k no w n w h at I wa s a bou t to re q ui re
.
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My boy s aid M r B i x by you mus t g et a l ittl e
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kn ow it j ust l ik e A B C ”
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more le gibly :
Delta to h ead 62 [s mall p e ncil s ketch of s tea m boat with
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the word B a r a nd pictu r e of s ame ] Co min g up when
,
.
,
all t he B a r i s cove r ed th e r e i s 54 l e ss 2 in c h u t e o f
3
MA R K TWA I N
M ont ezum a S ha pe B a r til l head of towhead 8: m ai n po in t
open —then hold ope n to right of hig h tree s on towhead
.
o ut pa s t head O f towhead
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of low wil lo w run e m Clos e i f you want to bu t co m e
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,
Of a n i g h t he w r i te s
4 to 6
feet bank on poi n t below f oo t of Buck C o uld have
—
.
4 a 5 ft bank
. up s hore opp Da rk Corn e r . .
I t wa s abo u t t hi s ti me th a t h e went to An g el s ’
fa ctory .
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t erd ay s di s h wate r
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s uppe r
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2 5th Sa me a s above
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Of s l u m whi c h the F r e nc h m a n c alled h a s h H a s h be
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dam n ed !
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N OT E B O O K
2 9t h . Th e th in g We s h all have t o st and the
old , old .
bean s an y lon g e r by G od
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3 o th J a
. m — moved to the new hot e l j ust opened good ,
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Col eman w ith h is j u mpi ng frog bet a strange r $ 50 .
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Str a nge r h a d no frog a nd C got h i m o n e z I n the m ea n .
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j ump The strange r s frog w on
. .
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Wrote th is sto ry fo r A rt e mus [W a rd ] h is idiot pub
li sh er C a rl e ton g a ve i t to Cl a pp s S a tu rda y P ress
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s ee ho w he doe s things H a d H e ll fi re sou p a n d th e old -
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boa rder s as H e l l fi re G e ne r a l Debil ity
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I ns a ni ty ,
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M
ae b Tw airr - A B iograph y, pp . 2 7 2 -2
73 .
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and S udden D eath b u t i t is not poss ibl e to describe
,
th e m.
a bout th is ti me th at a ne w pas s en ge r
I T Was
steame r the Aj ax bu ilt fo r the S a n F ran c isco
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w as ready to s a i l a ga i n h e h ad a r rang e d to go
o n it as s pecial correspondent for the Un io n of
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S a cra m e nto to ransack th e isl and s the cata
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A t sea Ma r 9 , .
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MA R K TWA I N
Th ree or four of t h e s ea s i c k p as s en ge rs ca m e to lu nc h
a t noon and s eve ra l of th e l adies a re abl e to d re ss a nd
s it up Capt reports 32 5 m il e s m ade i n pa s t 2 4 hou rs
. . .
Fi rs t white l anded th e re wa s a c u rs e t o t h em .
p robably F r en c h
—
.
I t
I h Fi ne day good N E b reeze Fore s pence r fore
— —
. . . .
,
s tun s ail
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— j ib and fl yin g j i b —mai n s pen ce r—gafi t o p s ail -
—all ca n va s s et .
B ut i t wa s j ust a t t hi s po i nt th a t he l ost h i s
to
N OT E B O O K
n ot ebook We k n o w th at th i s i s so for h e be g a n
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weathe r .
ca t ed bo rn i n H aw aii
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mention i n the di a ry of the Old Admi ral a
r e ti r e d w h a l em a n —a ro a ring t e rrific combin a
“
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r ough e s t and re a di e st i magi n a ti on but i n the ,
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qu ie t pa ss en g e r Will iam s who routed th e Ad ,
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m i ral i n a r gu m en t de s troyed h i m wit h h i s ow n
,
to s ee th at h e w a s fall i ng i n love wi th H aw ai I a
good w h ile before he reached it .
s i g ht
.
i n l ate r yea rs .
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a d ri n k u nde r any c i rcu m s tances .
D on t be fooled b y th i s ab s u rd s aw ; I once kn ew a ma n
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wh o tr i ed i t He g ot up at s u n ri s e a nd a hor s e bi t hi m
. .
B u t t h e r o u g h wea th e r wa s n ot al l go ne .
I I o cl oc k wh en co u rs e wa s al t e r ed to we st w hi c h eas ed
’
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M A R K TWA I N
land tomo rr ow a t noon Good W e a t h e r and a s mooth s ea
,
.
Th e w at e r be g ins to t a st e O f th e c a sks .
s en ge rs al l ven i r po ur m e voi r.
H on oln ln
bo a t c a m e o ff w ith fl a g
Mc In t yre pilot old bu rly gr a y he a ded scout
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C ro w d 4 o r 50 0
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th e grou nd .
fou nd m y w a y .
friend ]
Hot e l s g ou ge Cal i fo rn i an s—c h a rge s a il ing pa s senge rs
.
g et a cou pl e o f s nak e s o r so .
— —
do w n t a k e o ff y ou r co a t and boots t a k e a d ri nk H e re
—
.
ni g ht a nd d a y from J an till J an —n o l oc k s o n th e m
ma rch in when eve r you fee l l ike it —take a s many d ri n k s
. .
e ach a distinct s ou nd
—3 vow el s tog ethe r s ometi me s bu t each a n i ndependent
sound—no troubl e to l ea rn to p ronou n c e H ave a l a rge
,
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.
W h a le rs b ri n g th em .
—
res cued from idol at ry w o ul dn t have any more of it ’
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s h ip s
th reatened to bu rn the tow n—al lo w ed to r e mai n u nde r
p rotes t—s h i p b rought back the ba ni s h ed p rie s ts fro m
Mexi co — o n e i s now bi s hop he re a nd l ive s i n pal ace We .
“
N o ca re wo rn or eage r a nxiou s faces i n t h e l a n d of
ha ppy contentment—G od what a co nt ra s t with Cali
,
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O i sl a nds th ere a re on the fa c e of t he deep
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Wh e r e t h e lea v es n eve r fade a n d th e s ki es n eve r weep .
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N OT E B O O K
I n R oughing I t he s ay s
In p lace of the g n d r a m ud -col ored b rown f ron ts of San Fran
c i sco I saw dwelli ngs b uil t o f straw ad obes an d c ream -c ol ored
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&c .
, l angui shi ng i n d ust an d gene ral debili ty I saw l ux uri ous ,
f r o
a h r i zo n a s i ng le l on ely sa il— a m e r e acce nt m ark t o em
p h a
si ze a sl um be r ou s cal m an d a so l i t ude t h at we re wi t h o ut so un d o r
h o m e—y ou b e t
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s hall h e also r ea p
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A m an cl ea red o ut h is ba r for hi m
.
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Vol ca n oes o n Toah i- 3o mil es f rom
M
rs c ar an e :
- - -
7 w e ek s s a t o n th e v e r an da h al f th e ni g ht g azi ng u p on
—
,
”
vis itors c a me fro m t h e Ot h e r is la n d s .
—
Sea Isla n d cott on pi c ked eve ry day in t he yea r s talks
cu r
t ofi eve y J n a — no f ros t s ur e crop, w ort h $ 1 a p oun d
18
OT E B O O K
N
i n Li ve rp ool o r H av r e worth an y p ri c e —
— adulte rate sil k
good s w ith it 1 0 0 0 acres th is l a nd i n b e nd o f head of th is
.
—
y ea r wi ll rais e 50 0 0 0 th is Al l th a t is n e ed e d is l a bor
i ndust ry —n a tiv e s w on t pick i t eve ry day—lazy and sh i ft
.
less.
th rou g h s pygl as s .
el a bor a te notes ; 1 o r 2 l i n e s w a s t h e b e st h e
c ould do J ust a word o r a l i ne tru sting to God
.
, ,
Bo ys a nd gi rl s i n swimm in g .
H oola h oo la dance .
Heat e d te rm .
The S a l t Lake .
F is h ponds .
Coral r e efs .
I t i s a mode rn i s ti c poe m .
Ch u r c h l aw a g ai nst s moking .
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M A R K TWA I N
H eat ed t erm b ut t h ere are few fi ies in m y room or
M rs
. c F a rlan e t hou g ht I wa s d r u nk bec a us e I t alked
so l ong .
.
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Kanaka s wi ll h ave ho rs es a n d s addl e s and the wome n
will for n i c ate tw o st rong c h a r a ct e ri sti cs o f th i s peo pl e .
20
MA R K TWA I N
J apan Colon el Ru m s e y att ach e and Edwa rd L
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told e l se w he re l
.
I f a m an a sk th ee to go wi th h i m a m il e g o wi th h i m
Twai n —( Honolul u joke by Ed B u rl in g ame )
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—
D n Kanakas ride along with you wal k when you
’
—
w a lk gallop when you gal lo p t rot whe n you trot
neve r s ay a w ord—pe rfect s hadows
,
s ha rk At l a s t h e s a id it was a nd d i ed
?
,
.
“
Honol ul u J ul y 1 8 66 I got my pa ss por t from th e
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.
22
N OT E B O O K
dolla r for it and tomorr ow w e sail for Ame ri c a i n good
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pl ace .
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CHAPTER IV
H o n o uvt u, J ul y
th e Com e t wi t h Howa rd 1 866 ;
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t h e isl and .
On a 1 st made 1 79 m il es .
i n l at 36
M
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m a tte r Ca ptai n : B rothe r Da m on it s all ve ry w el l for
” ’
g u n w ou l d ru n away .
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N OT E B OO K
F riday 2 7 Cau g ht 2 go n eys —They a r e al l th e s a m e
“
. .
Ki n g of S I i s . .
—
a he a th e n ao
o ld sorc eress h a s hi m
Th e n e x t ent ry r e fe rs to th e gr ea t m a ri n e di s
“
ast e r th e bu rn ing of the sh ip H o rn et o n the
,
H awa i i a nd Ma rk T w a in il l a t th e moment
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a rticl e Fort y th re e D ay s i n a n Open Boat ”
M
-
I n a s ingl e voyage th e y —
g r ew o l in
a ma ri ne r s sto rm y
d
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2S
M A R K TW A I N
S am uel Fe rguso n i s abo ut 2 8 a grad ua t e o f T rinity
Co llege Ha rt ford B Hen ry i s 1 8—a s tudent of same col
,
5 o c’
l ock eveni n g before
,
th ey made l and m os t m a g ,
h is ow n m a nu sc ript .
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N OT E B O O K
ex ce pt the b a b y I w rite 2 h rs a d a y and loa f th e balan c e
. . .
s ion o n bo a rd a southe rn st e am e r th e y d id n ot go i n
,
roya l ty .
—
.
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h ad cause t o feel un com fo r table Most A m e ri ca ns who .
—
,
Sailors ’
H o m e rs
Th es e boys h ave been mou rned a s dead fo r n ea rl y 4
home ci rcle “ —
month s Th ink of th e th ril l of the fi rst tel e g ra m to that
.
b rewi n g by th e di st r a u g h t ai r o f some o f t h e m en a n d
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N OT E B O O K
he s ta y ed on gu a rd Sl e pt no more—kept hi s hat c het
. bid
and cl os e a t h a nd .
No t e:
’
on H e n ry F ergus o n s L og
F rom da y a fte r th e sh i p bu rnt til l the 1 at h he p ut
“
s i mpl y the ( to h i m ) e loq uent w ord do l d ru m s ”
.
5 ti mes a s h a rd a s i n the St a t e s .
l i g ht
.
F ro m t he L og
3 !
CHAPTER V
A G rim V oy ag e t o N ew Y ork
l a b e led .
F ro m S an F ra nc is c o t o New Yo rk by w ay of
San j a m : a nd G rey Tow n I s t h m us - .
and s h rubbe ry
Runaway mat c h —b oa rded by i r ate fathe r and b og u s
.
—
for many yea r s though oc cupyi n g a n out s ide be rt h on
uppe r de c k i t yet did not s ee m so ro ug h to us a s i t di d
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N OT E B O O K
to thos e belo w and we r e m a i ned i n bed al l ni g ht wh il e ,
repo rt s .
Ol d sh i p c a pt a i n of 2 8 y ea rs e x pe ri e nce s aid he h ad ’
“ “
a nd s a id : W hat s the m a tte r ? a nd he said : O don t
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,
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to Sm i th be cau s e h e i s se as i ck a n d we h ave p iled our
wi nes books and s mall t rap s i n the u ppe r one
I don t k n ow what time it i s—m y watch i s run do w n
.
,
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j ust got into wa rm weathe r and cove red the whole afte r
p a rt of th e ve ss el wit h awn ings maki ng it extremely c ool
—
,
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a nd sh a d y ) I w ant to s how you someth in g Took the”
“
s aid : Now toni g ht th ey l l t ry i t out o n deck a nd i t will
’
,
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s h i p on fi re appa ren tly I didn t know the count ry ’
—
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ey e s o ff the fi re .
“
By a nd by at back t he boat com e and I and
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h e a i n t i n t rouble b ut q u ite the reve rs e—i s ful l of o il
’
,
r a il a nd sh a d e d h e r e y e s from th e l a nt e rn and s h e s aw ,
del iciou s .
F r om th e n e x t e nt ry i t i s cl e a r th a t C a ptai n
N e d W a k e m a n w as b e gi n n ing to t a k e s h a p e i n
M a rk T wa i n s i m a gin a tion as l it e r a ry m a te ri a l
’
.
th a n wi th a n y oth e r m a n I e v e r c a m e a cross H e n e v e r .
—
Jos e p hus h e wa s a Je w and g ot rich a s C rozs us i n San ,
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trunk s we r e dow n belo w He wen t wi th m e — l aid over
on e ves s e l to do it —be c a u s e he wa r n t n o s ailo r a n d h e
.
of th e ca bl e a nd t he re wa s a p roc e ss ion o f e m 2 0 0 ya rd s ’
‘
Clatt e r i t a s hore a s q uick as G od ll l et you ’
.
’
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Jos ephu s th e J ew s ay s : What a re you doi n g Ca p
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Taki n g you r tru n k a s hore ? Wh y bles s us wh at i s
th at for ? ’
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What i s i t for ? s ay s I— D O you s ee them r ats ? Do
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a g ai n Si r
, .
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J os eph us sa y s : Bo y take tha t othe r t r unk a s hore t oo
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,
.
’
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An d d o n t you k no w S i r th at b r i g s ailed out of
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s t ret c h ing th ei r ch a rmi n g m aze of fes t oons b ri g h t wi th
t hei r b e autiful blos som s s om e s cound rel i nte rru pts with :
,
“
You d oughte r go ne a s hore th e re whe re we wooded
’
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Sa n Jua n B a y Neat l it tl e s em i c i rcl e s h ut i n by w ooded
h ills Fi ne b r e eze Mu s t rema i n thi s a fte rnoon and l e ave
ea rl y i n A Mon accou nt o f chole ra b rou g ht by San
—
. .
m onkey s .
t o m of d re ss .
and d rive rs .
. .
s orts of r a nch e s o n —
the m ra ise eve ryth i ng w i th no
t rouble s plendid temp e ratu re
-
.
—
whis t l e s B a n k full s pots o f gr a ss —trees l ike c y p ress
—
blos som i ng t r ee s— tr ee s so f e stoon e d w i t h vi n e s t h a t th e y
l ook l ik e vi n e cl a d to w e rs o f a nci e nt fort ress e s —gre a t
-
th rough .
f l —
whol e slu ice o s t e er a ge p a ss u nch a l eng e d q u ite a
compl i ment to m y p e rson al a ppe a r a nce .
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f rui t for s al e—d el iciou s —roc buy s p retty mu c h anyt h i ng
a nd i n great q uan t i ty Ca l i fo r ni a n s can t u nde rs tand how
.
’
an d b r ead .
“
M rs G ru ndy ( all i n b rown ) damned old m eddli ng
”
to be .
“
Th e c h o i r s ang the da mn edes t oldes t vile s t s on gs s u c h , , ,
as
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Ma rc h ing th rough Georgia Whe n Joh nnie c omes ,
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N OT E B O O K
made good mu sic b ut dam n thei r oth e r e ffo rts —and b e
s ides th ey n e ve r i n v it e d me to s ing a n y ho w ”
,
.
our b o a t h ad to go to t h e N i c a r a gua a n d fi ni s h he r c o m
4 1
MAR K TWA I N
pl em ent s econd c a bin pas s en ge r s—a
wi th -
my room .
4 P . MJan
The s u rg eon of the s h i p ha s j u s t re
. . 2 .
42
N OT E B O O K
Th is i s neithe r chole r a n o r y el lo w f e v e r I s uspect ,
7 P. N e ith
. e r o f th e s ick m e n q uite dead yet t h e
s hi p h a s stopp e d h e r wheels .
wea l thy )
—
Ma rk T wa i n b a rk ee p e r T e rr a d e l Fu e go
, , .
aga i n ( 1 0
I t wa s chol e r a o f a m a l ign a nt type .
2 b e ll s —the m a n i s de a d 4 b e l ls h e is c a s t ove r
.
J a n 3 Ou r t rOp ic d ri nk :
. .
9 4 lb .o f s ug a r I V; lbs o f ic
,
e 1 doz l i m e s 1 l e mon
.
,
.
, ,
pitch e r a nd fil l U p w ith wa te r
M
.
Jan 3.
,
P Astonis h e d to h ea r 3 b e lls —b ee n
. .
43
—
M A R K TWA I N
ti m e fi n d i t is onl y 3 bells i n th e fi rst wa tch I t .
—
.
,
c hol e ra morbu s .
44
MARK TWA I N
m e ns e s i gn t h at al l ca n r ead : n o c ha rge for m edi c al at
tendance w hateve r—put it so all can read it .
”
Ja n 5 2 P
.
, . M
A s the boy s com e to my r oo m on e a fte r
.
,
—
lo w that a ho s pital h as been fitted up i n th e s teera g e
a nd h e h a s b e en remov e d th ithe r .
the pas s en g e r s .
Jan 5 4 P
.
,
. M
The u n fortunate mi ni s te r i s dyi ng—h e
.
46
N OT E B O O K
h i m I though t I w as m an enough to s tand the truth i n ,
J an .
5 5
,
P . MTh a t
. bol t h ea d b rok e d ay b e for e y e s
-
—
patient to g e t along a nd no w th ey h a ve lost confidenc e
i n th e sh i p and f ea r s h e m ay b r ea k a g a i n i n th e rough
w ea the r th a t i s to com e I did not t a k e a n y i nt e r e st i n th e
.
Th e p a ss e ng e rs s ay th a t w e a re o ut of l uck and th at
i t is a doom e d vo ya ge .
M e m G e t n a m e s of th e d ea d from th e F 0
. . .
[Fi r st
Offi c e r ] to t e l e gr a ph
,
.
So me m isgiving s so me di st r e ss as t o whethe r t he au
,
47
M A R K TWA I N
s pi t e of o rde rs ca n no n or a n yt h in g els e—we c a nnot go
,
on i n this w a y .
chi ne ry
.
The D ead
( Baby ) H a rla n S a cr a m ento bap tized day i t di ed
, ,
died 2 4t h bu ried 2 5t h
,
.
Sierra C o Cal i f .
, .
,
L a re i n po ss es s i o n o f fi rst o ffi c e r
,
.
R oc heste r N Y , . .
He belonged i n J er s ey City
M
.
h is family .
Sunday J an 6 , .
,
1 867 . We a re o ut 22 day s from Sa n
F r a ncisco .
Heaven .
bu ri e d h e r e a t K ey W e st a t noon by Episcopal m i ni s te r .
h ave l et us l and .
—
I attended Epi scopal s e rvice heap of st ylch fash
io n ab ly d r e ss e d w om e n—3 50 of them and ch ildren and
, ,
25 men .
on w a ll s .
—
.
to me .
49
M A R K TWA I N
Town ful of cocoa nut trees of th e ma ny l eaved low -
Gi rl s s in gi n g i n mos t houses
G o t up a d inne r pa rty i n tow n—o ur ow n cl a ret and
.
gi n m i l s th at i s for s oldie rs
l
- .
”
body ; they d s ay come a n d s ay it gl adly i f you b rough t
’
,
i m m un ity fro m di s ea s e .
50
N OT E B O O K
Key We s t p rices : putti ng coa l a boa rd $ 2 a t o n —in
N Y 2 5c Pilotag e $ 1 0 8 Maki ng a bol t $ 50 Th ey s ay
. . . . .
2 y e a r s so t hey scorch e d us
,
.
t o bu ry h i m at s e a i n c a se he died — C a pt refused so
Ol iv e r we nt ashor e K e y W e st at 9 P —the l a s t man M
.
,
. . .
H e is i n lov e w ith h e r .
51
MA R K TWA I N
The s peed of the s t rea m va ri es from to 3 % knots
a n hou r We have been m aking 20 0 2 1 0 2 20 m il es a day
.
, , ,
b ut no w i n th is cu rrent we ca n tu r n o ff 2 50 t o 2 7 5 .
monk e y tigh t .
I t i s ra i ni n g wa rm
M
.
J an 1 0 Rai ny At 1 1 A
. . 1 8 m il es f ro m Ca pe H a t
. . .
J a n 10 . P ,Da rk a n d s to rm y a nd the s hi p
. .
,
da rk to t e ll
M
.
fe a rfully c old
We a re o ff Ba rn eg a t—pa ss ed a pil ot bo a t a wh ile a go
.
B eg in n in g a L i t era ry Epoc h
b ri ng it o ut o n h is o w n accou nt .
M a rk T wa i n r e tu rn e d to N ew York wa tch e d ,
SS
MA R K TWA I N
“ ” “ ” “ ”
Dan and J ack a nd th e Doct o r i n th a t fa r
“
day be fore they beca me i m mo rtal a s i nn oc en ts
”
ab road .
s uch a s
Th e F renchy l ooki ng woman wi th a d og—sm a ll
-
th e way .
o n it from he re to P a l e stine a nd b ac k a g a i n He w ea rs a .
—
The i n noc e nt y oung man w h o i s good accom modat ,
—
kno w but I don t th i nk l ik e ly you could without a l e c
’
“
The I nte rrog a ti on Poi nt o f the I n nocent s
Ab ro ad w ould seem to be a co mb in a ti on o f t h es e
t w o y oun g me n .
57
M A R K TWA I N
S u n day morni ng J un e 9 Still lyi ng a t a nc h or i n N Y
h a rbor—rai ned all n i g ht and al l mo rn in g l ike t h e devil
. .
, .
t h row h i m ove rb o a rd .
0] a Lady
Fi rst Day—th e s hip s rolls and pit c hes a n d O I a m s o , ,
s i ck
Sec ond Day—We met a n i mmi g rant s hi p t oday f ul l of
.
“
o n t h e paddle bo x and s houted : Shi p w o h aw ! o r s ome
” ’
-
. .
5 8
N OT E B O O K
“
d eck l a s t n i g h t S he sa id : Why i s m y face l ike a bi rd
.
“
th at i s j ust a bout to fl y ? Ans Because both are to ”
.
soa r Ah m e I a m so sick
.
”
.
my w a te rf a ll a nd a l l I t a k e a n i nt e r e st i n is being
,
sch eme s Mi ss , .
B loo dgood H . C ut t er
H e is ye a rs old and sm al l of h is age He d re ss e s
5 0 ,
.
59
MA R K TWA I N
”
not H e h a s al ready w ri tt e n i nt e rm i n abl e poe ms on Th e
.
“ ”
Good Ship Quake r Ci ty a n d a n Ode t o th e O cean a n d ”
“
Recollect i o ns of th e Plea s ant T i me on D e ck La s t Nigh t ,
”
“
0 y e,
s i t i,
s it i s The re i s no plea s u re l ike i t i n t h e
.
worl d
Y es —a nd
.
“
I s houl d th i nk th a t when a ma n w as g i fted
i n th at way m ore would h e expec ted of h i m tha n fro m
com mon people—fro m people who a in t p oet s You d be
,
’ ’
.
”
you o w e to you r country me n a nd you r ra c e you know ,
.
“
I know I app reciate i t I do keep i t a-g oin g Why
. . .
,
feel it co m i n g on the re s no l et up to me
,
’
-
.
“
Th at s i t ! Th at s it ! Often n o doubt whe n you r e
’ ’
, ,
’
“
B less you r s oul ye s Ma n y s the t i me I ve h ad to l eave
, .
’ ’
th e n i g h t whe n it c ame o n m e A t s u c h ti m e s a s t ha t I .
,
dinne r f or 8 at 30 0 0 equal
wi n e 1 0 bottles at 1 20 0 equal
, ,
That i s $ 38 Th i s i s th e di nn e r accredited to
,
.
“
B l uch e r in t h e I n nocen t s
”
.
’
Fayal J un e
,
2 2, 67 .
62
N OT E B O O K
F riday J u n e 2 7 S at up al l nigh t pl ayi ng domi noes
,
.
,
.
, ,
pill a rs of He rc ul es on ?”
“
Both
Som e th ink diffe rent—G ibbon does ( The old fool h ad
.
“
H e s a id : I s uppose the m old a nci e nts re a lly b e l i eve d
t h e Godde ss Hercule s l ived the re s ome ti m e o r o t he r .
Tan gier
Go ing th rou g h Spai n o r not g oing th rou g h Spai n ? Wh at
i s the ti me to P a ris ? Sixt y hou rs ? C a n w e vis it th e Al
h amb r a S ev ille V a l l a dol id a nd 50 oth e r pl a ces ? D a mned
, ,
g l a d w hen I kn ew it w as t oo l a te a nd we couldn t go ’
.
—
Ki n gs A r m s and Club Hou s e Hot el s k eep n o r e gi st e rs
and neve r k n ow who i s i n th e hou s e s end m e to find m y
f riends i n s tead of a s e rvant
, .
ve ry fanati cal .
64
N OT E B O O K
En g l ish offi ce r s tepped i n and the Moor s ch a s ed h i m
out a nd upstr e et with s hoes
, .
“
You kn ow w e p e r m it donke y s w hen bu ilding to ente r
—w e let th e Portugues e t ake off h i s s hoe s and go i n and
come out a s a donkey ”
.
no doubt .
65
sc ri p t i o n s —Hercules took refu ge in t hat cave .
—
Game of checke rs in ancient Trea s u ry of M ooris h
E mpe ror s p al ace tu rb an s and bond s and a negro wi th
’
cove r th e face .
—
.
,
MM
Con s ul c et h h a s no s oc iety—keep s pl e nty of g a m es
—fi rst wee k his wi fe and he r s iste r cri ed all th e ti m e
MM
.
,
Mr s c
. et h s l i ttle 4-yea r o ld Ka tie bo r n in Ta n g ie r
’
-
, ,
—
Found a nation who re fu s ed to take a d ri nk wo n de rf ul
—wonde rful —w il l wo nde rs neve r cea s e ?
Got b ac k to Qu a ke r City Mond a y even ing J uly ,
1,
1 867 .
66
N OT E B O O K
sh a ll neve r forg et wh a t a d r e amy h aze h ung about the
sil v e r st ri p e d dome o f the Afric a n pill a r— the city a nd
-
Moo ri s h sl ippe r s .
“
Sle e p m akes us al l p a sh a s ( Moori s h p roverb )
”
. .
i n s i g ht al l the ti me .
—
Wh a t a good thi ng Ada m h ad w hen h e s aid a good
th in g he kn e w nobody h ad said it be fore .
To l ie i n t te wh i le a gels wai t
s a n ,
W i th ta f t pe tall ;s rs or a rs
Ove r h i bie r t w ve s o a ,
A d Go d w n ha d i n t ha t l n ely lan d
’
n s o n o
T b y h im i n h i grave ?
o s
F ro m N aples
S ail ed f rom N apl es Aug . 1 1, at 6 A . M .
— —
.
Pete r s P ri s on
’
( Ma me rt i ne ) P r i nt o f fa c e mi raculou s
s p rin g h e m a de to bap tize th e s oldie rs—hol e whe re he
b roke th rough .
Man on th i s s hi p a s h a rd a c a se a s Paul —g ot to k n oc k
hi m end w i s e with a s treak of l i g ht n in g be fore he could
ge t rel igion .
70
N OT E B O O K
of th e way a round the d e ep ci rcula r bas in and has th e ,
cl ea n e st n ea t e st t w o a nd th re e story sq ua re cr ea m
,
-
c r a ft ]
.
allow ed to l and .
A t h en s
Th u r s day Aug . 1 5,
’
67 .
t elicus .
—
th e g ate s we re s h ut the devil to pay Denny t ried to
—
.
—
cl i mb over a ru i ned w all k n ocked down a ston e s ome
bod y s houted from w ithi n and Den ny d ropped ! We s oon
r o u s ed th at fel low o ut ( th e gua rd ) a nd ente red the m a
j es t i c ru i n .
G ri m ma rbl e fa c e s g l an c i n g up so s uddenly o u t of t h e
,
g r a s s at ou r feet .
Te m ple of Mi n e rva sm al l .
73
N OT E B O O K
Templ e of H e rcule s with th e 6 nobl e Ca ryatide s
sup
Th e mi stocles e tc ,
.
U pon
these note s h e b u il t th a t wonde rfu l
ch apte r i n Th e I n n oeent s—a p ros e po e m though ,
Au g 1 6 Troy
We a r e n ow—1 1 A M—rig h t ab rea st
. . .
. . the pl ai ns of T r oy
73
MA R K TWA I N
— l ittl e
a r ock
ya rd s l ong wi th a l i g ht o n i t wa s th e
2 00
an c horage of th e G reek vessel s The pl ai n of Troy i s wi de
a nd lo w—8 o r 1 0 mil es back i s a ran g e o f u nd ul ati n g
.
H e ll es po n t et c ) ,
.
t he S ul ta n of Tu rkey .
74
N OT E B O O K
Ni g h t—Rev M r B ull a rd l e c tured on A then s and I
. .
,
Co nst an t in ople
Aug 1 7 reached Consta nti nopl e at dayl i g ht and
. an
1 0 0 0 c ol u m n s u nde rg rou nd —
. .
c u ri ou s —no t h i ng mor e .
as pec ts of th e ci ty h e fou n d m o r e pl ea s i ng
—gorg eous
.
Turkis h F at her R ec o m m e nd s H i s 80 11
Ca n re co mm e n d my so n a s a sm a rt bo y and t e rri fi c
—
l ia r c an ch eat deftly ”
.
wa i ti n g ye t .
R us sia
76
MARK TWA I N
They s ell C i rc a s si a n gi rls yet in Constan ti nople b ut ,
t h e m a rkets a re p rivate .
Aug . 25 .
—O
way ba c k t o Y al ta to c all o n th e
n o ur
i s all ri g h t .
book .
ofli i l stat e
c a the re f ore we have n o ex cuse t ten de r f p o or re
se nt i n g ou elv s be f re your M
,
we utt e r t h voi e f a n t i on !
e c o a
si ce w i tte n h i t r
n r
y had bi rth w a
s o r ecorded b y yo ur Maj e ty , s s
’
s
78
NOTE B OO K
Am e ri can s can but e teem i t a p rivile ge t d h on o t s rule r o o r o a
o d y eve n o a as
—
, , , ,
we we e be f r e i n n e Am e r i a we m uch t R u ia i i
deb ted t he r i n m ny w y —
r m o a . c o s o ss s n
o an d chiefly f he r unw ve r i ng
a a s or a
m y t ill be he r i n t i m e t
a s m e we c fi de t ly pray ; t h t h
s o co , on n a s e
i 8c wil l be gr te f ul t R u ia 8: t he r S ve rei gn f
s a it we
o ss o o or ,
u j ut
n t o un f ai r co ur e i t we re tr e
s ac , r n t believe s ,
aso o .
( S i gn ed ) Sam L C lem e n C h
’
. . s, n
D C r ke r
. oc
A N S nd f rd
. . a o
C l K i n ey
o . n
Wm G ib n . so
C C D unc n c m m n di ng
. . a o a .
Yal t R u ia A ug 2 5 1 8 67
a, ss -
.
,
,
—
be it does n t s i g n i fy the ot he r com mitte e m e n ought to
’
—
h a ve helped write it th e y had noth ing e l se to do and I ,
a nd a t 1 2 w e w e re a t th e p a l a c e .
and hi s
wi fe i s one of the ve ry plea s antest of all thes e plea s ant
people and both a re soc i able
—
.
,
“
The u nde r t h e porc h j oke w a s a s h e c o n ”
,
fess ed y e a r s a fte rw a rd on h i m s el f H e h ad n o,
.
80
NOTE B OOK
pe rhap s —tied i t i n h is ow n buttonhol e P re s .
th a t h i s ribbon w as m e r e ly a s y mbol of a cl ub o f
jou rn a l i sts to w h ich he b e long e d .
We h a d n ot b ee n at th e G r a nd D uk e s long w he n the ’
n e a rly .
l a di e s a nd g e ntlem e n ] .
Ch a mpagn e blo w o ut - .
—
as we l e ft a nd fi r ew orks Th a t b ea uti ful l ittl e d e vil I
.
Al l d a y l a d i e s b a th e n a k e d i n full vi ew o f t he sh ip They .
on b oa rd to n i g h t .
Our .
Sea etc
—
.
,
Th i s is a n in te res ti ng ite m b u t we h ea r no ,
a cti ve di sco ve r e r .
Sea of M arm a ra
82
CH A PTE R V III
Sy ria an d th e H oly L an d
S m yrna
F ra n —vill ages o f scatt e r e d house s or te n ts
l ik e s ug a r lo ave s th rough th e gl a sses
-
—
.
Ephes us
Sept 6 Al l h and s took t rai n and wen t t o ru i ns of an~
. .
83
MA R K TWA I N
Mag dal e n e li es b uri ed H e re J oh n th e B apti st l ab ored .
.
Sept Le ft B e y ru t for Je ru s al em at
. 11 .
3
Our company i s com pos ed of 8 pe rs o n s
Chu r c h of Ohio ,
W R De nn y Va
. .
, .
J ack Va n Nos tr a nd N J , . .
Da n Slot e N Y ,
. .
Moulton Mi ss ou ri ,
D r B i rch .
Sa m Cl eme n s Cal , .
ant .
I n n oc ent s w e read ,
84
MA R K TWA I N
of roast m utt on , roast ch icken, roast go oae, ot a
p
toes bread t ea puddi ng apples an d del i c i ous
, , , , ,
be tt e r i n f uture !
It is m id n i gh t n ow an d we b reak cam p at six
,
i n the m o rn i ng !
T hey call t hi s cam p i ng out A t th is rate i t is .
“
I t wo ul d n ot all be a gloriou s p rivi l ege but ,
mo r ning
Th e al oon t e t h d bee n t ripped of it sid s
s n a s s e ,
p n r m a f m ountai n se
a o a o d h azy valley A d
, a, an . n
86
N O T EB O O K
Ca m e do wn i nto t h e great Le b a non val l ey at noon a nd
res ted and l unch e d a t an old k a hn F a r a way o n the right .
t h e s no w s potted pe a k of Mt H e rmon
- . .
not o riety .
R ui ns of B aalbec
B roke c a m p a t A . M
cross e d th e v a ll ey and at I t
.
,
worn out .
Sep t 1 4 B rok e c am p a t 7 A
. . and m a de a fea rful . M .
87
MA R K TWAI N
P Mat th e celeb rat d foun tai n of F igi
. s econ d i n s ize in
e a,
Where B aalam
’
s a ss l i ved hol y grou n d
, .
D a m as cus
Le ft th e fou n tai n at l P . M
and reached Moh a m med s .
’
“
a nd a n A rab to d rive i t and vi s ited the Street c alled
St r a i g ht J uda s s hou s e whe re St Paul l ay bl i nd a fte r
’
—
. .
“
He w as t he w orst man I eve r knew Chu rc h ,
”
“
s ai d ; th en added An d the be s t “ .
,
H oly L a nd
Sep t .Ed g ed i nto th e Holy Land p rope r t oday
17 .
, .
rock s s till and the G reek i n s cri ptions At the s ame pl ace
,
.
Cw arm P hillippi
A g reat m a ss ive rui ned citadel of 4 a cr e s Ru i n ed .
arch I 4 s 9 t t
, , .
90
N OT E B OO K
e tc —a nd what thou s h a l t b ind u pon the ea rth s h all be
.
Sept 1 8
—
. .
S e pt 1 9 Left ou r c a mp by t he W a te rs o f Me rom a t
M
. .
,
7 A . .
i n s i g ht of th e S ea o f G a l il ee shortly c a me to a n old
kah n and i n i t ex a mi ned the a rch e d pit cal l e d Joseph s
,
’
or
M A R K TW A I N
to th a t B eth s ai da f rom whi ch Ch ri s t s e nt h i s di sci pl es in
,
T r i ed to g et a bo a t and didn t ,
’
.
A b ri e f note fol lo ws
T ook a ba t h — ( to coo l them s elves off pe r
‘ ”
,
h ap s ) .
N egr oes .
9 2
MA RK TWA I N
I ma gi ne Ch ri s t s ’
30 yea rs of l i fe in t h e s low v ill a ge
N aza reth .
I f Ma rk T w ai n h ad n ot been p reviou s ly fa
m il ia r w i th B ibl e h i s tory he wa s t o become r ea
son ably fa m il i a r wi th it now He h ad bou g h t a .
“
I f a s ha s been s aid Ma rk Twai n wrote the
, ,
h ere .
Th e Wit ch s ’
C ave
Ha s a fig t ree be fore it and a s p ri n g within Endor i s a .
Nai n
An hou r fu rthe r—s til l small to wn s Littl e moss ove r .
/ [a n d C it y o
94
N OT E B O O K
dor wi th h i s awful h e i fe r Jezebel w h o s wore awa y a , ,
eat e n by th e dogs .
F o unt ai n fj
o ezreel
t hemselves .
H e r e S a ul c a mp e d w h il e th e Ph il isti n e s l ay at Sh un am
,
—
Esd ra e lon i s w h at s tands for the A rm a g e ddon o f Scrip
tu r e M e giddo .
S he c hem .
9S
M A R K TW A I N
S ep t. Le ft Gen i n at t A
22 . . M
Some ti m e be for e day
.
pitt ed hi m .
—
,
M
.
“
Pl a ce whe re s oldie r wa s beheaded who s ai d T rul y th i s ,
”
wa s the so n of God .
’
Adam s grave .
C rown of thorn s .
s a c red intere st .
98
fea rfull y r a tty—s ome hou s e s
Vi ll a g e of B eth any I t i s
m ud—6 ft s q ua re a nd othe rs holes i n the g rou nd—all
.
.
,
wi ndow le s s .
j eric h o A ncien t
Whe re J o s h u a m a rched a rou nd 7 ti me s and blew down
th e w all s M a n y ru i ns still the r e—a rches o f cou rs e and
.
, ,
—Bed 0 u i n wa r .
got a hu nd re d ya rds .
come a g ai n .
D ead Sea
S ep t . 25 . Vi s i t ed a n cient
Je richo and th e Fou n t ai n of
El ish a Fou nd mosaics i n the pool
. .
As us u a l got Up 2 h rs t oo soon ( at 2 A
, ) and at 4
. . .
99
MAR K TWAI N
Afte r p ro vid in g so m a n y s hei k s and gui des neve r s aw
,
a B edou i n .
Sept 2 6 Got up a t 3 A
. . . M
and t ravel ed 2 54 hou rs ove r
.
b y St Hel en a i n 3 2 6
. .
wi t h a c u rl forwa rd of th e ea r .
alone bo a rd El ij a h .
l c ruralcnt c ont , .
S upp lem e n t ar y H ol y L an d N at e:
Nazaret h
J os eph of A ri math ea ca rpente r ,
.
—
Tabo r i s i n t he di s tance an i s ol a t ed to wn i n t he Pl ai n
of E s d raelon —o n top ru i n s s ince Jos hua a nd C rusade s
,
.
oreph r To m b
’
[
Joseph c a m e to th is fi eld whe re i s h i s tom b i n s ea rc h ,
o f h is brothe r .
10 3
NOT E B O O K
j os h . 2 4-3 2
“
And the bones of J o s ep h w h ich the ch ildren of Is ra e l
b rough t up o ut of Egy pt bu ried th e y i n Sh e ch e m i n a
p a rc e l of grou nd w hich J acob bought o f th e sons of Hamor
th e F a th e r o f Sh e che m fo r 1 0 0 pi e ces o f s il ve r ”
.
[ ac ob s
’
Well
H ow m any h istori c associ ation s cl u s te r a rou nd i t ! H e re
p a t ri a rch s wa te r e d th e i r flocks —h e re Jesus r e st e d a nd t e
fres h e d h i ms e l f I t is j us t at the O p e ni n g o f th e v a ll ey
.
—
tion i n th e s ol id l i mestone rock it i s h ew n s mooth and
regul a r A n e xcav a tion 1 0 by 1 0 de e p h a s b ee n made
.
—
it s v a l ue i ncr ea s e d h a d r ea l es t a t e ad va nced ) a nd they
?
10 3
MA R K TWA I N
Th i s i s a n i n t e r es tin g s pot J es u s r e s ted h e r e o n h i s
.
S aviou r .
B et hel
H ou se of God—s o cal l ed by Jacob—vi s i t ed yearly by
Sa ul Here Jerobo a m set u p h i s idol cal f
. .
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M A R K TWA I N
of G od a sce n di ng and d esce ndi ng u pon it ! Ab ov e th a t
la dde r h e s a w th e vi s ion o f the Holy One and hea rd a
“
v oi ce : I a m th e Lo rd G od of Ab raham , thy fath e r , and
t he G od of I s aac ; the l and whe rei n thou l ie st to thee wi ll ,
“ ”
s trang e v i s ion Su rely s aid he th e Lord i s i n th i s
.
, ,
pl ace a nd I kn ew i t not
,
How d readful i s th i s pl a c e !
.
“
unto hi m : A ri s e g o up to Beth el and m ake th e re a n alta r
,
106
N OT E B OO K
c al ve s set one up i n Dan th e othe r i n Bethel H e r e h e
, ,
.
Hou s e of Idol s .
Whose h a nd w riti n g i s he re ?
And with t he same p rop riety you mi g h t poi nt to th e
s ite o f a n y city o f th at d a y and s ay t h e ve ry s ame—o nl y
J e rus a le m and D a m a scu s h ave s u rv ived— a nd e ve n th e
J e ru sale m an d D a m a scus o f th a t d a y a r e desol a te e nough ,
107
MA R K TWA I N
I can go as fa r a s th e n ext m a n in ge n ui n e reve r en c e o f
hol y t hi ngs b ut th i s th i ng of s t retching th e na rrow ga r
,
m u ch for m e .
G ibeo n or El G ib
Thi s pl a ce is s po ken o f i n the Old Te st ame nt a s a g rea t
ci ty— on e of th e royal citi es He re lived t h e peo pl e
“
.
“
co m m and : Sun s ta nd t hou sti l l ove r Gibeon a nd t hou
, ,
s lai n .
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Eli s h a an d h ad to dec a mp W e a re th e cro wd so fa r t hat
h a ve gon e t o thes e lo c a li ti es u nmol es ted—we ren t wo rth
.
, , ,
’
robb in g maybe
,
.
t h a t o u rs is t h e w ea th e r s ide o f the s hi p s om et i m es !
,
“0
CHA PTER X
Eg y p t an d H om e
P y r a m ids .
. . .
,
. . i —
Oct 5 Donke y s to Pyra m ds of G h izeh pas s ed old
C a i ro I s l an d o f R hod e s
,
.
str ee ts .
The Sph i nx .
Went into th e P y r a mi d .
sand .
D r Gibson at th e Sph i nx
. .
Vi e w o f C a i ro a nd M e mph is .
Sh ep h ea rd s in famou s hot e l
’
.
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MARK TWA IN
S plendid a v enue of s yca mores an d aca ci a s 3 o r 4 miles ,
. .
ta n c e
Cul ti vation —vast oce an s of corn etc
.
So ft scene ry .
“
an d t he one of Pales t i ne be g i n ning : P a l esti ne ,
”
s its i n s ackcloth and ashe s Reade r s who h ave .
M a lta Ve ry s tormy
. .
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H e wen t to Wa s h in gt on os ten s ibly as S ecre ,
n otebook be g i ns :
F a m e is a va po r ; popul a ri ty a n a ccident ; the onl y
ea rthl y c e rta i nty is obl ivi on .
—
A c quai n ted wi th General G rant s aid I w as gl ad to see
h im - h e s ai d I h ad th e advanta g e o f hi m .
— —
Fe rn a n do Wood i ron gr ay h ai r wh i t e m ou s ta c he
- .
’
.
th an maki n g j oke s .
M
d —bel on gs t o anothe r a g e—Whi g—o ld
—
Thoma s of .
— —
style he rm i t i n eve ry w a y wom a n hate r l ives up i n -
— —
R e ps i s a r a dical w hite h a i r l a id i n folds h ai r come s
.
— —
G a rfi eld you ng abl e and s chol arly w as ch ie f of
Ros e ncranz st a ff—p r e ache r
,
—
ki nky or r a th e r cu r y tu rn e d b a ck loos e l y so a s to s ug
v
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hea d s l i g h tl y wrin kl ed—l i ttle gr ay s ide whi s ke rs—
, eyes
th at h ave a d ra w n appea rance of havi ng bee n s trained to
t h e focus of gl a s s e s —a s h a rp beak o f a nos e—c hews ne rv
,
“
gi v es h i m a tri m s h re wd cl ea r e d fo r acti on old sty l e
, ,
”
-
mous ta ch e .
—
Joh n D B a ld w i n ( of M as s ) P rop Worceste r Spy
u nblem is hed ch a r a cte r—o n e o f the b e s t read men —ve ry
. . .
g l os sy .
1 16
CHA PTE R XI
N ot es S an F ran c is co to N ew Y ork
-
Lea r San F ran for N Y i n . . . P . MS S. . . Co .
’
s Steame r ,
Mo n ta n a J uly
, 6, 1 868 .
O n l y 1 50 pa ss enge rs on board .
Th i s wa s a p rel i mi na ry memorandu m of a
s to ry he had i n m ind to write Some p a ges fa r .
m e m orandu m r ead s :
“
W hi l e t hi s was be i ng w ri tt e n, J ul es Ve rn e s ’
F i ve
1 18
Week s i n a Balloon ca me out and co n s eq uen tl y t h i s
s ketch was n t fin i s hed ’
.
J oh n L Morg a n of Il l a fa rm e r a nd a ma n of g ood
. .
,
H e s aid
“
I n Janu a ry 3 wi nters a go w e h ad a h e a vy s now
, ,
o ut ,
i ntending to g o to a g ro v e o f l a rge ti mb e r w hich
stood a sol it a ry l a ndm a rk o n the p r a i rie s ome 40 0 o r 50 0
, ,
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t h e wa go n bu t neithe r w as i n s igh t Hi s body wa s wa rm
, .
“
I ros e Up to ru n for a sistance when a n od d ci rcu m
s
,
p ronounced t h e m an to be F ren ch .
“ ”
Can you u nde rs ta nd h i m ?
“
Pe rfe c t ly s a id the s chool m a ste r w ho w as n ow l io n
”
, ,
n umb e r t w o .
“
The n a s k h i m how i n th e m is chie f he g o t t he r e whe r e
he wa s i n the s no w ”
.
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MARK TWA IN
peopl e g ath ered t ogethe r Th e office r l oc k ed h i s a rm i n
.
Th a t i s all W e s h a l l n e ve r know th e re s t of
.
I ZZ
CHAPTE R X I I
I n no ce n t s A b ro ad he m a rri e d Ol i v i a Langdon ,
book i s l abeled
Tri p to B erm ud a wit h Twic hell
May 16 Gobbl e d a youth s pl a ce i n th e li n e ’
In Mh
ar —
Tw ai n 1 B iog raph y chapters LXV I I t o CX
, .
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MAR K TWA I N
( for s eats i n th e di n i n g saloon ) and w as p roud of m y -
—
D rove alon gs hore o n e ho rs e a nd i ntelli g ent youn g
colored man Th e s eaview always e n c hanti n g—li g h t g r e e n
.
—
.
T ra m
p s !
ca n read .
“
The re h a s bee n ti me e nou g h now for h i m to i ma g i ne we
h ave done t h e thin g we set ou t to do .
h ave backed down fro m a thin g you ope nly set out to d o .
—
red flo w e r s o f a s h a pe th a t rathe r more suggest e d a s ta r
th an a nyth ing el se the flowe r s we re wide apa rt so the
t r ee wa s a s ort of constell ation .
wit c h in g c otta g es .
1 26
N OT E B OO K
“ ”
H e ll t u rn
’
i n a mi nu t e
out .
At Sea
Wen t to sea at 4 P M
A doctor aboa rd h as a n i h
. .
c ept a Scotchm a n s w i fe ’
.
M
.
w e ek before h i s deat h i n 1 9 1 0 .
“
must a rd ; a nothe r one s a id : Wh a t c rying about ? ”
“
Th i nki ng abou t the good o ld ch i e f th a t di e d ”
.
—
Nu mbe r t w o ate a s poonful of m usta rd n umbe r on e
asked :
“
Wh a t you c rying about ?”
“
Th i nki n g wh at a pity you didn t die w hen the ol d ’
”
ch ie f did .
“
Th e old ma n s aid : When I th i nk of the sufl ering whi ch
'
1 28
MA RK TWA I N
H e w a s p repa ri ng a t this ti me to rewrite C ap
t ai n Ned W a ke m an s Vis it t o H eaven bas e d a s
’
, ,
—
th e roughe s t pa rt of i t i s that h e has to do 3 week s
penance d ay and ni g h t he mu s t ca rry a torch a nd shou t
h i msel f hoa rse to do honor to s ome poo r scru b th a t he
,
Look at the l i s t :
Polk Tyle r Pie rce et c a nd al m ost Tild e n w ith the
, , , .
,
v ot ed for h i m .
ba c k pay g an g o f th ieve s
- .
1 30
N OT E B O O K
A s s u re to do you ulti mate in s ult a nd in j u ry a s a s u ppl i
cati n g s ufl erer whom you have hel ped out o f h is d istre ss .
w h y we s ay no h a r s h th ings o f the de a d .
’
—
become a noth e r n ation s g u e sts w e don t h a ve to feel ’
Ho w i nsignific a nt a S e n a tor o r a n M C i s i n N Y . . . .
a nd ho w gr ea t a pe rson a ge he i s i n W a s hi ngton !
We s hould h a ve a much b e tte r sort o f l e gisl a tion i f w e
h a d th e se s w oll e n cou nt ry j a kes i n N Y a s thei r c a pital
. . .
Congr e ss o ug h t to s it i n a bi g city .
mail matt e r .
’ ’
It .
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MA R K TWA IN
Ap ril Th ree days of h eavy sea now a nd th e ab ove
20 t h .
ki nd of bott om th e le a d b ri n gs up s hows wh e re a s hi p
i s w hen the s o un di n gs don t—and al so i t con fi rm s th e ’
sou ndin gs .
H a m b urg
Ch urc h S t N i c hol a i v e ry beauti ful openwork s to n e
.
,
1 34
NOT E B OO K
20 0 peo ple p r e sent ( forenoon ) commone r s o f the com
mone t s not a g e ntleman o r l a dy—w hat they s eem to need
,
s teepl e .
The G erm a n S t o ve
“
Wh o is bu ri ed he re ? ”
“
Nobod y .
”
“
Then w hy the monu ment ? ”
“
I t is n ot a monu ment I t is a s tove . .
—
th e m o n ag a i n Stove 8 ft high fem a l e bust i n a ci rcle
. .
a rou nd th e t o p .
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MA RK TWA I N
h ou s es a s th e Y a n kee of rom a n c e a nd m o re clea n l y t h a n
,
th e r e al ity .
—
t aki ng he r y oung along j ud g ed s h e woul d seek a ford
So she did—C c ros s ed th e re and resol v ed to build a city
, .
F rankfo rt
the re s a n old b rid g e th e re w i th C s S tatue on i t
’ ’
.
g a s ha s no na tional ity .
n a t ional i m pol iteness i s not natu ral but acqu i red I t w ould .
, ,
m aybe .
not h i ng on t h e h ead in th i s h ot s u ns hi n e .
1 36
MA R K TWA I N
Stude nts s e n d 2 to Be r lin a n d 2 com e he re f rom B e rli n ,
t o figh t
Thi s mo rn in g Ma r 1 7 8 co upl es fou g ht—2 S pect ato rs
.
.
,
whetted U p and sh a rp
—
.
“
s a id Gott im Hi mmel
,
”
.
t he o t he r pl ace .
May 2 4 , ,
—
theate r Man nhei m Ki n g Lea r pe rfo rm an ce
.
s t ro n g refl ec
tion s i n w at e r from the l i g ht s on both brid g es .
1 38
N OT E B O O K
Th e G rand D uch e ss o f B ad e n pa ss ed th rough today
s t reets a nd B ahn hof d e cked w ith bunting and c a nno n ,
“
i s d a s Pfe rd ; no w y ou put th a t dog i n th e g e niti ve c a s e
”
,
“
a nd is h e the s a me dog he w a s before No s ir; he i s de s
?
,
“
a ccus a tive c a se and h ow is it w ith h i m Why he is den
?
,
—
h ave to pl ur a l ize h i m wh at th e n Why th ey ll s w at th at
?
,
’
—
th a t I would n t e v en t r ea t a borro w ed dog th a t w ay
’
.
i n c a s tl e m us e u m to S ta rt a po rt ra it g a ll e ry of my auce s
tors wi th P a id for the male p ort r a it and
. for
the l ady Th e g e ntlema n has a most sel f sat isfi ed s mi rk
.
-
,
Duchess o f B a den .
a r m s houlde r a nd s id e wi th bu c ksh ot an d at h i s a g e
,
1
.
g oo d fl uent Ge r ma n, l m u l d n ot u n d e r
‘
Willi arn l th en I t ya n o ld
, .
1 4°
M A R K TWA I N
“ ”
B ut th at is no w h y .
“ ”
M r Al be rt : W hy you r papa w ould l et y o u h ave on e
S u s ie : Y es—b ut we do a s mamm a s ay s
. .
,
“ ”
.
At V e n ic e
Octobe r 1 4 1 878 Th is to all Ame r i c an s and En g l i s h
, .
,
pol ished by the l oite rer s of s eve ral centu ries a nothe r ,
N e w acquai nt a n c es a nd old we re a l w ay s re c
o m m e n d i ng to h i m remedi e s for a il ments and
a c cident s .
of k a ng a roos .
H e ev e n c a r ri e d o fl a u nicorn s horn ( a me r e ’
I 43
M A R K TWA I N
into h i m when C s aved h imsel f by s ayi n g th e di s pl ay so
a s toni sh ed h i m He excused h imsel f for a moment w ent
.
,
, ,
1 44
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Novembe r 5 Spent all day i n Vedde r s lofty s tudio
.
’
,
1 46
N OT E B O O K
Eu ropean co fl ee ho w eve r s till leave s som eth i ng
'
, ,
t o be de s i red .
Novembe r Left a t
1 3, fo r B ol ogn a a n d
1 87 8 .
,
h a d to t a ke c a re o f h i m pay h i m t en francs wa g e s a nd ,
t we l ve francs f a re .
Am a sh in in g s ucce ss a s a courie r so fa r by th e US e , ,
of fran cs .
Mu i h n c ,
D ecem ber 20 , 1 8 78
Toda y by tel e gra ph i n the pape r s come s th e sad n ew s
of B aya rd Taylor s d ea th y este rd a y afte rnoon i n Be rl in
’
,
man .
I 47
D ec e m be r 2 1 O n scores of str ee t corn e rs i n th e sn ow
.
i s al l difl eren t
'
C h ris t m as i n G erm a ny
I n the w eek a p rod i giou s audience of pa re nts and ch il
d ren i n the bi g th eat e r A cu rtai n h ung a c r oss the middl e
.
—
appl aud or l au g h or a re g rieved al l well d ri lled and
n a tu ral —and as s h e fi n is hes the cu rt a i n s lo w ly rises and
, ,
—
Afte r the naked m od e l wa s d re ss ed ( i n Rome ) s he
s howe d a tou c h of n atu re for a s she cl i mbed do w n from
t h e platfor m s he ex p osed t oo m u c h of he r a n kl e an d
r ect ified i t .
J a n ua ry 2 5 1 879 Th e m oth e r of t he ki ng 5 5 or 60
, .
, ,
1 48
M A R K TWA I N
P ilatus .
“
as publ ish e d T w ichel l i s Ha rri s ”
.
C X VI I to C XXI .
1 879
1 50
N OT E B OO K
I di s favo r c api t al pu n i s h ment .
l ectu a l a ristoc r a cy .
j udg e d I coul d fu rn is h h i m o n e .
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“
Thi s w a s th e Fi res ide Co n ve rs ation i n th e
“
T i me of Queen El izabeth The Divi n e w as
” ”
.
M a rc h 2 8 , 1 8 79 ( Pa ris S alo n )
Went to see pictu re s ru s hed i nto P a l ai s d In d ust rie end ’
—
,
1 52
M A R K TWA I N
‘
, ,
D rov e o ut to a c ou nt ry p a l a c e w he re Motl ey u s ed to
visit long at a t i me with th e Roy a l Fa mily Good po rt rait .
B elgi u m .
1 54
N OT E B O O K
L ond o n , j uly 20 , 1 8 79
s um me r truly !
,
1 55
MAR K TWA I N
Augus t 3 1 A t sea i n the Gal l i a approa c h i n g N ew
M
.
,
w hat s eem s a s tea dy and cal cul ated pu rpos e d iscou rage ,
—
.
Am eri c a A g a in
( At Qua rr
y F a rm ,
Elm ira N Y )
,
. .
ti m e wh ile w e a re a w ay
, to l ea rn to leave my m at ch es
‘
nor h is pe c ul i a ri ti es .
Th e ea rldom of Du rh a m wa s a n a ppana g e of
th e Engl ish Lam p t on s ( o r Lam bdon s ) o f w hom
Ma rk T wa i n s moth e r wa s a d e scenda nt M a rk
’
.
a n t gr ew o ut o f thi s id e a
,
.
I n C a nad a No ve m ber 2 8 , 1 88 0
1 58
N OT E B O O K
cordin g to p r e diction m a de Sept 1 This m o m
V en n or s
’
. .
the grou nd .
, ,
ca ll a ss istanc e ; fo r I hold th a t a h u m a ne m a n
—
80 m a n y p retty gi rls neve r so m any i n one town be
for e b e auty o f gi rl s and of l ittle ch ild ren so com mon as
-
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MARK TWA I N
G i rl s cos tu me i s pl ai n s i mpl e gr a ce ful sh apel y and
’
, , ,
and F r e nch .
10 to 11 .
s ati s factory .
“ ”
A wet s heet and a flowi ng s ea ( wind ) ha s always bee n
?
en o ug h t o i nq u ire .
MAR K TWA IN
Ro ug e and were mas s a c red by th e I n di an s wh o sta i n ed ,
c h a n nel .
p u t hi m i n i t and wa rm ed th e l i fe b a ck i nto h i m a nd s o
got h i m to M e mph is He w il l neve r g e t enti r e l y ove r th e
.
pa rtn e r los t .
wo uld al mo s t b rid g e i t .
1 62
N OT E B O O K
below Com me rc e i s al l gone but a piece abo u t big enou g h
for dinn e r Lots o f buzz a rds the re on wreck o f G rand
.
s t ea d o f —e xcused hi ms e l f b y s ayin g De ti me i s
“
,
—
i n de to w n yo u w ill be i n plenty of ti me Bo s s some — ,
tion s abou t it ”
New Orlean s .
1 63
MAR K TWA I N
Now th e — “
ca p ta n i n qu i r e s Wh a t you got
i fo r us ?”
Sunday May 2 1 7 A , ,
. M
A rri ved pe r Mi n n ea polis a t
.
,
hotel .
Th i s day May ,
2 3, t h ree i n c hes of s n ow fell i n I owa .
Pu n c h s advi c e to pe r s on s about to m a r ry
’
“
No gentlem a n eve r sw ea rs —the obscu re pe r s o n wh o
”
Ingt o n e tc
, .
s u pe rs ti t io ns an d p ri es ts n ec ess a ry .
B oard of F oreign Mi i s s o ns :
“
W e h ave s aved a Tu rk s ’
s oul ”
.
“
Wha t did i t cos t ? ”
“
I s i t wo rt h th at ? ”
U 8 G overn m en t
. .
“
We h ave kil l ed 20 0 I ndi an s .
“
Wh at di d it cos t ?”
“
You coul d h ave g iven them a col le g e e d u c ati on
”
th at .
N ot es 1 883
ti m es al as he wrote the m
, ,
.
—
disci p l es P a ddy Ry a n fo r J ud as a nd oth e r di scipl es S t a r .
1 67
M A R K TWA I N
unti l it i n cl uded h i st o ry of eve ry s o rt—o f m us i c,
—
of a rt B ible hi story it could eve n t ea ch ge og
,
rap h y I n on e of hi s notes he s ay s
.
m ake .
1 68
MA R K TWA I N
Wh en ce th es e kn ives a nd oth e r m et al th i n gs Wel l t hey ?
“
adopt as a motto : Co ns ide r eve rybody colored till he i s
”
p roved wh ite .
1 70
NOT E B OO K
D ream o f bei ng a knight e r rant i n a rm o r i n th e Middle
Age s H a ve the notion s and h a bi ts of thought o f th e p r es
.
’ ’
. .
up .
i nk m a de fiv e y ea rs l a te r
,
.
“
a book Th e Y a nkee at A rth u r s Cou rt i n 87 a nd 88
” ’ ’ ’
,
w h e n sh e wa nt e d to a sk h i m w h a t ti m e it w as or a n y ,
1 71
MA R K TWA I N
his courti n g befo re m a rri a ge m us t h ave s eemed so pale
a n d p oo r and l azy compa red wi t h he rs afte r it Ye s the r e .
,
—
make s h i m feel bitte rly conspicuous B ut n ow a ch a nge
came th e fi rst I h ad eve r obs e rved i n th is d ram a—for
.
th e fi r s t ti m e s aw a c i ty whe r e th e n i g h t w as a s beautiful
as the day ; s aw fo r th e fi rst time the pl a c e o f s al low t w i
m
CHA PTE R XV I I I
Th e G ran t B ook
ri a g e Ma rk T w ai n by 1 8 85 had become a p ub
,
F E B R U AR Y 2 6 1 885 On th e 2 1 5 t I called on G en G ra nt
, . .
tal k ove r the bu s ine s s detai ls o f the publ ication o f the Gen
’
e ral s book I wa s a s ton ished to see how th i n a nd weak
.
”
t ru e One o f the phys ici a ns w a s p re s en t and he sta rtled
—
.
“
m e by s aying The Gene ral s condi tion wa s the op pos ite ’
of en cou raging .
”
I thi nk t hi s i s due h i m .
1 74
N OT E B OO K
U p h i s s word—a del ica cy w hich th e Centu ry h a s not well
des e rved .
Gen G rant fel t u nde r obl ig a tions to g ive the m the book
—m a inl y bec a use th e y s ugg e sted th at he wri te it —a s ug
.
G e n G r a nt s a bout h a l f past t w o P
.
’
and I a sk e d th at
. .
h a d u nd e rt a k e n it M rs J e sse G r a nt h a d l a t e l y d r ea m e d
. .
th a t s h e wa s i n q u i ri ng wh e re th e m a ke r o f m y bust could
be found ( s he h a d s e e n a pictu re o f it i n Huck Fi n n w hich
was publ ish e d fou r wee ks ago ) for s h e wa nt e d th e s ame
a rtist to m a k e o n e o f Gen G rant The l a di e s e x ami ned
. .
l 7S
MA R K TWA IN
” “
his nos e w as a nd -so a n d I wa s s u re h i s forehead
so -
”l
a nd -
so ?
An d eve ry body wal ked a rou nd an d a bo u t the ol d
so
“
hand and s aid : I h ave bee n readin g wha t you w rote
,
”
yea rs and makes th e th in g cl ea r and r a t ional
, .
“
I a s ked wh at th e p uzzl e wa s a nd h e s aid I t wa s w hy , ,
had b een
pai d fo r by a wa n.
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M AR K TWA I N
Savi ou r ) wa s alli ed th e i n fi nitel y grand an d th e i n fin itel y
li ttle Ca rl y le w ho s e l i fe wa s one long s tomach a ch e and -
—
.
, ,
— —
,
sp ea re B u r
h
n s Scott Ri chel ieu- Cromwel l
M
. . .
c 0 Up é bu t g ave i t U p
,
.
A p ri l 4 Ge n G r ant i s s ti ll l i v i ng t h i s mo rn i n g Ma ny
. . .
1 78
N OT E B O O K
th at the bell s of a nation h a ve toll e d i n u nison begi nni ng
a t the sam e moment and ending a t the same moment
,
.
s om e t ricky str a n g e r .
T wa i n i mp r a ctic a l as h e w as i n t h e m a tte r of
,
“
Th ri c e h ave I bee n i n th e v alley of th e s h adow of
death a nd th rice have I com e o ut agai n Rev D r New
,
”
. . .
t e rd ay Ap ril 1 5
,
Ten cen ts to a thou s and doll a rs h e
.
t a ke se ts mor e s e ts i n all o r ,
St a te s ou g ht to take togethe r s ay ,
( Not e added Ap r il 1 5 ,
1 889 . Ha ve j u st read th e p re c ed
1 80
MAR K TWA I N
I f G od i s wh a t peo pl e s ay th e re c a n be n o one i n t h e
u ni ve rs e so u n happy a s h e ; for he see s u nceasingl y
my ri ad s of hi s creatu re s sufl ering u n s peakabl e m i s e ries
and bes ides th is fores ee s how t hey a re goin g to s ufl er du r
“
in g the rema inde r of th ei r lives On e mi g h t well s ay: A s
.
”
u n h appy a s God .
I t w as at th i s ti me th at Ma rk Twai n wrot e
M
fo r the C en t ury agazine h is a rt icle on h is ex
p e ri ence a s a Con federate soldie r whe n thi s s ma ll
i r re g ul a r company o f wh ich h e w as a m e mbe r
wa s pu r s u e d by tr oop s u nde r th e then u n know n
Co l U S G rant
. . . .
1 82
N OT E B OO K
May 2 6 1 88 5 Th is date 1 85 8 pa rted from L ( Lau ra
,
.
, ,
.
“
D a ke ) Who s a id We s hal l meet ag a i n 30 year s from
.
”
now .
a nothe r We fix e d it up
. .
1 83
MA R K TWA I N
w a nt ed m e to fu rn i s h mon ey for h i m to go t o Tu rkey
wi th I t appea r s th a t a yea r o r more a go G o v Stanford
. .
“
Write a bl a st a g ai ns t th e t em pe rance and othe r pl ed ge ”
foll y .
“
So me day m ake a l i ttl e book c al l i t Pi ctures que i nci
,
th e towe r .
—
wi ll sa y th is b y way o f confe ss ion th a t i f the re is a
h u morou s pa s s ag e i n the Pickwi c k Pa pe rs I h a ve neve r
b ee n able to fi nd it .
O n bo a r d tr a in B i ng ha m to n J ul y
, ,
2 3 , 1 8 8 5, 1 0 A . M
.
1 84
MAR K TWA I N
i n th e recei ving vaul t a bu gl e r s tep ped out all alone in
,
“
f ront of the tomb and blew Taps ( put out the l i g h ts )
”
.
but wa s n ot at th e tomb .
1 86
CHAPTE R XI X
Turbulen t Y ears
vation l i e s i n t h e typesette r No r wa s he so f a r .
m ach ine .
, ,
1 87
MARK TWA IN
Som e o f th e not es a r e m ade i n —
Ge r ma n fo r
no p a rti cu l a r re as on except that he w as ve ry
m uch i nte rested i n the l anguage about th i s ti me .
. h r —
i n g B ut the obb y mu s t not be the es u t no o n l y the
l ,
a ccompl i s hin g i t .
m ately d u r in g th e World Wa r Ma p s we r e re
, .
be tte r th an i t is
—
.
Capit o l at Wa s h i n gto n .
’ “
,
1 90
N OT E B O O K
bee n take n Suppos e God had levied th i s t ax Upon th e
.
“
of th e Di v i ne Origi n o f th at Book Y es ; and y et the
”
.
“
at Ch a rl e s A D a n a s hous e : G re e l e y tu rn e d on the m a n
.
’
the r e now .
’
19 1
MAR K TWA IN
r eady to pay th e you n g colored m an Charl es W Joh n , .
who is ri c h enou g h .
1 92
MARK TWA I N
Mu rray Hi ll H ot el Ne w York Ma rch 1 4 1 888 I ca me
, , .
1 94
CHA PTE R XX
W rit in g
“Th e Y an kee
— —
p a p e rs have o n e pecul i a rity it is Am e rican it exists no
w her e eb b th e i r i r r e ve rence
-
. M
ay th e y nev e r lose a nd
absu rd .
I 9S
MAR K TWA IN
Th e Vi ct ori a —
C ros s who g e ts
it ? I n t rep id common e rs ?
Do not deceive you r s el f Exa mi ne the V C records. . . .
Ma rk Twai n a t th i s t i me wa s writi n g h i s
n r
’ —
Yan kee i n K i g A rt u s C ourt a te rrible a r
h
raig n m en t of royalty and nobil ity —a nd h i s m ind
Th e re a r e s ha m s a nd s ha ms ; t he r e a re fraud s a n d
fra ud s but the t rans p aren t es t o f al l i s t he sc epte red one
,
.
th ei r exte ri ori ty .
ete rnal l i fe .
.
, , ,
1 98
N OT E B O O K
go the re and fi nd i t h as bee n i ma gi ned a n d appl i ed before
, ,
you .
I n s om e s a v a ge l and s it w as a n h on o r to th e gi rl a nd h e r
fa mil y I n mod e rn ti me s i t is a n h o no r to a subj e ct to be
.
o f it is ch a ng e d that i s al l
,
.
1 99
MAR K TWA I N
th e Sa cra m en t a cco rd in g to th e An gl ican Rite The Ci ty .
a h un ,
gent ry and nobil ity made them w ork for the m for n ot h
ing p a u perize d them then f e d them with al m s a nd pe r
, ,
“
Th e device of loyal ty to Ki ng o r Pa rty s houl d be a
”
—
lo ws h i s le a de r to hel l o r h ea ven it s al l one to hi m he ,
’
,
bu s iness .
ove r h i s recep ti on .
hund red ye a rs a go .
a l ia r
.
I f th e ma s te r of a ki n gd om i s s o i m portan t t ha t God
will n o t ent ru st h i s appointment to men but appo i n ts h i m
H im s el f it then follow s that the m a s te r of that ma s te r is
,
— “
com pelled to s ay Nel l G wy n ne by the G r a c e o f God
,
”
mon a r c h o f G reat B ri t a i n et c .
g rounds .
20 3
MAR K TWA I N
Th at i s to s ay hi s publ i s h i ng en te rp ri s e s o
m agn ifice ntl y s ta rted by th e G r ant Li fe—had
,
“
w a s easy to see that th e bus i ne ss mu st be b rou g ht
to a n end b y F e b but i t w ould go on steadily
.
fi n a l qu ietu s .
“ ”
gush ed out a l iqu id h oo oo-oo-oo h ! The mos t melodi - -
—
note of th e woodth rus h I r e s olved to t ra c k that ch ild
home an d d id She ente red a poo r fr a me dwelli n g next
.
.
“
to and no rth of a fra me building th a t h a d a sign Si
gou rn ey Tool C o o n it s f ront Then I fol lo we d th e
. .
wi ll m ake a s ti r i n th e world s u re .
20 4
M A RK TWA I N
Laid i nto the n otebook a re two exa m pl es o f
the types ette r s work—s atisfa cto ry exampl es
’
.
A s th e co w and the —
Ch ris ti an
th i nk I mean that
p roc es s which th e cow and the Ch ri s t i an re g a rd a s th i nk
i n g when t h e s ub j e ct i s rel i g ion and the eviden c es
,
.
20 6
N OT E B O O K
Howeve r one th in g s e emed ce rtai n enough a nyw ay
, ,
n o t kno w P a ig e yet .
th e P rince a nd P a up e r fo r m e ; I to p a y he r $ 50 0 upon
d e l ive ry o f th e m a nu script to me June 1 o r J ul y 1 be h e r, ,
l and p e nsions the rich w hore w ith mill ion s th e poo r p rivate ,
h u mbug .
“
Ma rch 2 2 1 889 Mothe r s aid, to L ivy, Wh a t i s the
,
.
“
Yes M rs E ra s tu s Cor ni n g
,
. .
20 7
MARK TWA IN
M
t alk abo u t rs P ruy n of Alb any th e s iste r un de r co n
.
,
s ide rati on .
“
U ncl e Joe w h y do you al w ays look a s i f you were j ust
,
th e s treet ?”
20 8
MARK TWA I N
was fo r t h i sthat M r G ull wa s granted Kn i g h th ood th a t
.
,
Death .
n ow .
he m u s t have e n d ur ed .
2 10
N OT E B O O K
Decembe r 20 1 890 About th ree week s a go t h e ma c hi n e
, .
“
wa s p ronou nc e d finish ed by Paige for ce rtai nly th e
”
,
—
.
—
t ranspi r e d I mean it w as d iscov e r e d that North had
fail e d to i nsp e ct the perio d a nd it som e ti me s refu s ed to
,
— “
j ust o n e da y a nd o nly o n e d ay the m e r e st t rifle i n the
,
211
MA R K TWA I N
hi m H e mi g h t pe rh ap s have t hrown th e wh ole
.
De a r S i rs
Some day you will m ove m e al most to t he ve rge of
i r ri tation by you r chu c kl e headed Godda mned fa s hi on of
-
Ys
S L Cl em e n s
Feb ru a ry 2 0 I t i s more th a n two w e eks s ince I h ave
s ee n Pai ge o r the ma c h ine Am deep i n work—the D a te
.
” “
and Fact ga me Col Selle r s
,
”l
etc.
, .
Ma rk Twai n we n t b a c k to H annibal in 1 90 2 ,
pub hed
lis in 1 89 2 .
212
M A R K TWA I N
would be left a fte r tur n i n g ove r mon ey r eq ui r ed
wo uld be
2 14
CHAPTER XXI
ente r ag ain .
At Sea
Ju ne 6 ,
A ( fi.r sM
.t b reakfa s t ) w en t to it —then
put do w n for s econd b re a kfa s t Before the s e hou rs
6 to 9 —y ou c a n h av e c o fl ee te a a nd a n e gg o r chop to
,
, , ,
st ay y ou r stom a ch .
at he h a s n ot a pp ea r e d a nd I h a ve retreated
,
no motion .
n
and ho w y ou use them a nd I thi nk it a m a rk o f the pe r
,
h at e d b y the a bove .
J u ne 1 1 1 89 1 Th e lonel in es s o f a s h ip a t 4 A
,
. S aw . M .
endu rabl y .
“
Su s y : ( o f the F rench ) Thei r ges ti cul ati on s a re so o u t
”
of p ropo rti o n to w hat they a re s ayi ng .
Th i s i s the fi r s t h i n t o f the s t o ry he wa s to
w rite a few yea rs l ate r c all ed The an w h o M
C orrupt ed H ad leyburg ; at lea s t t h e fi r s t h i n t o f ,
“ ”
t h e sen te nc e H ell o r H adleyburg .
2 16
MAR K TWA I N
Th ree i di ots took a boa t j u s t as I wa s wal ki n g to th e
Beau Ri va g e and s oon w e re bei ng sw ept do w n to w a rd the
b rid ge they p aw in g t h e w ate r i nnoce n tl y w ith thei r ig
,
gr an t with flowe rs ”
.
ch os en .
—
The h i g he s t of al l p rofe s sion s the s til l in g of h um a n
pai n—t he s avi n g of huma n l i fe .
s u re j u s t whe r e yo u a re goi n g to .
218
N OT E B OO K
n ou s ce n te r of i ntelli gen ce —a pl ace whe re th e l as t poss i
b iliti es of att a i nm e nt i n all th e sciences a re to be had for
the seeking Be rl i n i s a wond e rf ul city for th at so rt of
.
i n Be rl i n ex ce pt th e Ge rm a n l anguage It is a des pe r a t e
.
of a n aval h andbook
I wrote a ch apter on this l angua ge 1 3 yea rs a go a nd ,
2 19
MA RK TWA I N
Li nde n 3 1 De c e m be r 9 1 —s ix c h am be rs a n d one di ni ng
’
. .
a nd h a rd w ork .
company .
2 20
MA R K TWA I N
at a gl a nce the con ten ts of a c ol u mn B ut h ere I m us t s pell .
F ren c h n ews pa pe rs do .
boomi n g ti me al l to m y s el f .
“ ”
Do n t know wh a t a Sc h elges et zentw urf i s bu t I keep
’
,
“
world Es peci a lly no w th at I h ave los t the Offen tl ic h e
M
.
i t w as .
. .
On ly th e rich c a n be s av e d here .
V e rsen s 1
Sat a t th e right h and of th e E mp e ror Hi s
’
. .
‘
Gene ral von Versen had m arried a secon d or third cousin of
M k Tw
ar ain .
223
MA RK TWA I N
”
liam en t, afte r t h e style of th e an c ient Pot s da m one , ti ll
mi dni ght, when th e E m pe ror s hook h and s and left 1
.
th rew i t away .
Pi s a Ma r ch 2 5 8t 2 6 E c ho i n B ap t i s te ry i s the n obl e st
,
.
Tw ain — Bi g a o ra h
p y, Ch ap ter C LXXIX .
2 24
M A R K TWA I N
God s s ake
’
—
don t st i r I
’
—
wi ll p ray I will p r a y th e Vi rgin
to do a mi r a cl e an d s ave us ; s h e wi ll h ea r me oh my God , ,
—
the re w a s dead s ilence A fte r a moment my friend w ho
c oul d no lon ge r endu re the a wf ul s uspen se tu rn ed—and
.
,
It p roble m t ha t f rom ti m e to ti m e
w as a
p un l od h im all h i s l ife The d riveway i n Ha rt .
“
day wi t h F G W h i tm o r e Cl emen s s a id : Wh it
. .
,
2 26
N OT E B O O K
l oo p t h e n when we come back to the hou s e I
,
” “
s h all b e o n the s ide next the s tep No s a id
”
.
,
on e o f h is notebooks th e r e is a di agra m of t he
b ut fo r th es e t h in gs .
U n ion
League Cl ub noon I b r eakfa s ted he re yes te rday
M
.
,
2 27
M A RK TWA I N
no idea h o w m an y fo r no cl ock s we re i n hea ri ng b ut m y
, ,
M
.
, ,
i t a g ai n t h en i t s ta rt ed up a nd I pu t i t back i n t h e v e st
,
—
pock et a nd retu rn ed to bed I fi ni s hed m y book a s q ui ckly
a s pos s ible s ay i n h al f a n hou r—th e n rus hed my s el f t o
.
s l ee p to c aptu re what wa s l ef t of th e n i g ht ( mo r ni n g )
, .
- . . I s aid and ,
—
Fi fth Avenue H otel took out m y watch to set i t By .
wi t h h i s wat c h i n Floren c e
, .
Sett i gn a no Ma rc h 4 1 893 :
,
PM M r Cl evela n d
,
. .
22 8
MARK TWA I N
Ap ri l 7 Di n ed wi th Rudya rd Ki p li ng
. an d wi fe Cha rle s
.
Wa rr en Stodda rd the re .
an d th ey we re :
a day .
h u rryin g th e company .
Wh at a ch il d he wa s : t he co mpany a n d the
factory we re no more th a n th e ai ry fab ri c o f
Pai g e s vi s ion The re wa s no r eal man u fa ctu rin g
’
.
to i m pos e s o repeatedl y o n Ma rk T w ai n B ut .
M a rk T w ai n no w wen t to Ch i c a go takin g ,
T wa i n w rot e :
Apr il 2 3 1 893 Grea t N orthe r n Hotel Chica g o
, .
, .
Cleme n s h i m s el f no w add s :
Said he paid th os e m e n ba c k a fte rwa r ds See m ed to , .
232
MA RK TWA IN
Wh en a c ac kli ng he n fa r away and is s aying is
K -k k k k k x w ac x o ! you hea r n ot hi ng bu t t he fi rst
- - - -
h -o -o -o h -o -o -o h -o-o -O -o
h -o -o -o -o
Th e monotony of i t i s m addenin g You beat ti me to it .
,
—
a nd cou nt t he b oot s a nd the rests you ca n not hel p it .
You cou nt til l you r rea s on reel s Lo w and s oft as the note .
tes table .
2 34
N OT E B O O K
I n th e fi rs t pl a ce G od made idiot s Th i s wa s fo r .
p rac
wrote
Cha rley you r p roofre a de r i s an idiot ; not only an
,
s u cc ess .
P —MM J an
r Ro ge rs offi ce The grea t Pai g e ’
. .
23 5
MA RK TWA I N
“
Libby Pa ri s A s h i p vi s ibl e on th e ho ri zon co mi ng d o w n
, , ,
s pa re m e ”
.
L ivy s ans w e r t hi s mo rn i n g i s
’ “
We rejoic e with you -
Pa ri s
—th a t i s th e val uable th in g D ril l—d r ill—d rill
.
D r ill .
g et a n id iot He won t pl ay ’
.
2 36
MAR K TWA I N
I n S pite of fai r ou tloo k a t t h e be gi nn i ng of th e
ye a r th e o n e defi nite th ing th at happ e ned th at
,
, ,
up i n th e da rk a nd ra n i n my ni g ht s hi rt and without a -
A l
d ng e e e
’
t rr must be a conge rie s of o ld dwell in gs if i t
i s n t it i s buil t up i n a s e ries o f wate r ti g ht compa rt m ents
’
,
-
,
2 38
N OT E B O O K
W e a re on th e s eco nd fl oo r f ro m th e g rou nd The re s a .
’
“
i n g voice s aid Wh en you a re th rou g h wit h you r p r a y
e rs I would l ike t o a s k whe r e you h ave been
”
, all nigh t , .
th ing .
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Man h a s been c alled th e l a ug hing a ni m al to di stin gu i s h ,
“
i nvi ta tion : Papa th e w ay th ing s a re g oing p retty s oo n
, ,
”
but God .
“
Ma s te r Mec hanic on t he L road who s aid : You a r e
en ou g h l ike Ma rk Twa in to be h i s b roth e r ”
.
have one fou rth of the profit s outs ide F ri sco and on e
-
242
N OT E B O O K
“
H i s repl y b y tel egraph Ma y
,
2 5, Te rm s ac c epted .
lette r .
Susy a nd Je a n ( a g e d 2 3 a nd 1 5 ) we r e to r e m a i n
wi th thei r Au nt Sue ( Mrs Th e odore Cran e ) a t
.
Qu a r ry Fa rm El mi r a New York
M
.
, ,
th e le c tu re pa rty le ft El mi ra th e ni g ht of Jul y
1 4t h Th ei r l ast gl impse w as of Susy ,
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Th e Way t o t h e C oas t
, ,
res pects .
little gl i mp s e s of wate r a w ay o n th e fu rt he r ed g e s t h e ,
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ish ed—n o —st ri p ped
of it s powe r to Op p re ss He re o n t hi s .
for t h e fi r st ti m e in mo re th an a ge n e r a ti on He wa s my .
“
Stewa rd : Th a t s all righ t ; the two ol d g en tl em e n p ai d
’
B u tt e ,on t M
Aug 1 Be au ti ful a udi ence Com pa ct ,
,
. . .
D ed M
a an .
C h i t e i ng
r s n .
Frog .
Old Ram .
C rusad e .
Go l den Arm .
N OT E B O O K
On e h o u r a n d 30 m i nutes J u s t ri g ht Left
. . out the Duel .
c a n s ing i t .
.
,
p roac h e d .
E ve ryw h e r e he wa s w elcomed a nd h a d
cro wd e d hous e s Ol y mpi a Tacom a Seattle—the
,
, , ,
r e tu rns roll e d in .
2 47
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As ked me i n st ri ct de ta il p re cis el y th e qu esti on s wh i ch
I h ave ans w e red s o m any m ill ion ti mes al ready :
“
F i rs t vi s it ?
”
Seve r al ba rs of God S ave the Quee n played whe n th ey
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slanti n g m i sts—be a uti ful lu m in ou s bl ue wate r ; ins h ore
b rill iant gree n wa te r .
for $ 3 .
go to sea at once .
tch any .
We h a ve th e s n a ke l i a r and the fi sh l i a r al wa ys wi th us .
2 50
NOT E B O O K
Sep t 6 . .
4 M s te r
Cross ed th e equa to r a t
P ye day . . .
Cl a ra kodaked it .
I 1: Aus t ralia
Oc t 3 S ent
. to T A D ibbs Comm e rci al
. . .
,
B a nking Co o f S y dn e y I a sk e d h i m to s e n d i t to M r
. . .
Rog e r s .
l a nc e d this d a mn e d ca rbuncl e ; th e n g a v e m e a n O pi u m
h y pode rmic I t i s the lofti e st o f a l l hu ma n vocation s
.
25 1
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di stres s N ext com es t h e p ul pi t whic h s ola ce s m e nt al
.
,
s houl d not be ca ll ed c ri m i n al s .
Wh e n p e ople g e t to be as good as th is no a mo un t o f
horse racing ca n da m n the m
- .
”
m u c h fo r j ewel ry .
2 52
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Hw t ralia an d N em Zealand
th at b e a r u pon fa rm in g a nd al l p r a ct ical fa rm in g
, .
t he
j a cka ss sy ste m .
2 54
N OT E B O O K
Many convict s w e re ter r ible peo pl e no doub t b ut ough t ,
torn b a ck o th e rs w a rn e d th a t i f th ey wa sh e d hi s w ounds
-
New Z ealand
Nov 6 A lov el y su m me r morn ing b rill i a nt bl ue sky
. .
, .
—
,
2 55
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m ali gn a nt Thi s c ate rpill a r t wo i n ch es long a n d th e
th ickn es s of a ceda r pencil—wh e n gett i n g ready to t u rn
.
home-m a de a rticle .
2 56
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’
Mm H t
a D
. s l l lt '
’
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have it in sp ite o f all the law s eve r passed ; when they don t ’
elbo urne Y et I a .
,
on
“
Ah
”
si g hed o ur di st i ng ui shed vi si tor
“W hy d o n t the t em ’
, .
2 58
N OT E B OO K
H e re M Mr k Tw i n —wh e re i th m iddle i n i t ial
r. a f th a s e o e
Yan kee n m — a e oo
“
l ked t h is w t h d id : T i m e i pre i g ; a a c an sa s ss n
co m e le t u lve t h li qu r pr ble m i n u w w y Wh t
s so e o o o r o n a . a are
yo u g i ng
o t h v I t i t cur i u h w d r i k alw y f ll w
? o a e sn
’
o s o n a s o o s
d e n t ui t t h B r i t i h n t i t ut i
o s
’
s eIn t h e C e n n f re ts co s on . os n a o s s
T i t u w p p ula r H e r e l u k t Th G u d i d f u i on
’
ac s, as o . s c o e ar an an co n s
t
o te t tal i m
e o s .
”
you a ns we r th e b e ll ?
Sign up s ay i ng l a ndlord w ill not hol d h i msel f r e spons ibl e
for bagg a g e NO k ey s to th e doo r D runk e n lo a fe rs m a king
. .
—
mi nd b a by th e n the pi a no ti n k e ttl e pl aye d by eithe r
th e cat o r a p a rti a ll y u ntrai ned a rtist—c e rt a i nl y th e most
, ,
be e n th e c a t— it wa s r ea ll y a m a r ve lous p e rformance I t .
2 59
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Roo ms a s toni s h in g ly sm al l- pa rti tion s a s ton i s hin gly
—
th in p a rlor the s ize an d sh a pe o f a gr a nd pi a no Ve ry .
s ib ly m ud .
’
and could n t see a nyth ing i n it I saw two pictu res o n the .
“ ”
Napol eon .
Lect u red .
2 60
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d own i n th e p ri vacy of h is hea rt ,
h as any con s ide r abl e
respect for h i m s elf .
Ze al and tod a y at
, P i n the araro a ( Retu rn in g . .
to Austr a l i a ) .
B ac k to Aus t ralia
Tue s day De c 1 7 Reached S y dney 9 A Day be fo r e M
yeste rda y it w as full Sydney s u mme r—9 5 i n th e s h a de
. . . .
,
,
“
and a s hot a s 1 1 5 at Hors h a m Then ca me a bu rst e r ”
.
, ,
“
”
j ud gm en t a s to wh i c h thin gs p rayed fo r H e wil l g ran t .
“
Went to s ee For the Te rm of H i s Natu ral Li fe Eve n .
2 62
N OT E B O O K
that old convi ct —
l i fe i nvented i n hell and ca rried out by
Ch risti an devil s .
“
Th e Boa rd o f Tr a de ha s c a b le d the N Y Ch a mbe r o f . .
( vi a M e lbou rn e Ad e l a id e e tc ) i n the P 8c 0 st ea me r
M
. . .
, ,
.
Oc ea na a t 1 P
,
. .
—
T w ent y m a l e a nd femal e cr a nks ri v a l s o f the S a lva
t io i t s
n s — in no u ni form but wa t e rp roofs ( i t wa s r a i ning )
sa ng h y mns o n th e dock and a m a n ( th is s ee ms to be ,
t h e Do x ology .
h a i r ; w hi sk e rs fi ne a nd s il k y a nd j e t bl a ck .
ban k a t S y dn ey
,
.
2 63
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Lan d o f t h e Orn i th o rhyn ch us,
Lan d o f the kan garoo,
O l d ti
he edi ty li k u
es o f r n s,
ently he p roc e ed s :
Lan d f the f rui t f ul abbi t
o r ,
L n d f t h b m e ng
a o e oo ra ,
O h O m it h h y ch u dear or n s ,
A d gr ee t wi th a c r dial claw
n o ,
O f thy or i gi n ll un k n own a .
A d fl e h whe r e h uld be bo e
n s s o n .
An d fi n of fi sh whe re sh oul d be p w a .
A d beave r t owel t ai l
n r ,
An d l un gs f bea t a n d t ee th f be t
o s o as ,
A d ac k mn s up ial f eg ;ars
’
s
A d t ll u why y u l i nge r he re
n e s o
Th u r el i c f a v n i hed ti m e
o o a s ,
Wh en ll y ur f r ien d
a o f il leep s as oss s s ,
l m m o rt al i zed i n hym e r .
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q uen ce . W e s h all tr y howeve r , , to s t r aighte n
t he m .
] 96 I n t he I nd ia n Ocean
’
an . 6, .
kin d.
get no p ro p e r ch ance .
ov e rh e ad .
A u s ten .
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wheth e r any o f the m p ros pe red o r not The r e i s a faul t .
good fan .
Zan gw ill s
’ ”
r —
M a st e is done i n good Engl ish w h a t a”
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it co mes about i n a n atur a l w ay , an d h appe ns j u st as it
w ou l d h a pp e n i n act ual li fe .
—
s ta rt e d to b re a k fa st Remembe red my tonic fi rst ti me i n
th re e months w ithout bei ng told—pou red it i n a meas
.
, ,
rs C be hi nd me in . . .
“
th e door : Don t reform a ny mo r e i t i s n t an y i mp rove
’
,
’
”
ment .
—
To th e s moki ng room an int e rmi n abl e t ri p th rou g h a
-
2 68
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nan im ously turn ed hi m ove r to h i s
q u ee n for pu n i s h own
j ust begi nn in g .
, ,
for hou r s .
—
j ack e t u nde r it a w h ite go w n from n ec k to heel s I di d
not l ike to und r e ss u n les s his back wa s t ur ne d .
B o m b ay l
2 7°
N OT E B O O K
m eek n ess s a yin g noth ing and not showi ng in h is face o r
,
p ic io us h e wa s for
,
I kne w I had tol d h i m a m ill ion before
that He pu nis h e d me onl y those t w o ti me s a nd n e v e r a n y
.
27 1
MAR K TWA I N
J an I n vi t ed wi th th e fa m ily to l un c h with Lor d
. 22 .
”
P repa ri n g h is book Fol low ing th e E q u a tor ,
“
M a rk T w ai n s poke o f th es e g re e n rubies M rs
”
. .
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Th e Mah a rani wa s beh i n d th e sc ree n up hi g h—at th e
l ec tu r e—wi t h t w o l a dies o f he r hou s ehold
,
—
a s ubstitute Good deal of a h u nt hei r s we re sca rce ; but
.
E u rope five ti mes I l iked th i s pal ace but not the new
.
,
o ne.
“ ”
You r Am e ric a n th reat s of wa r we me rel y s mil e at .
o lut io n aga i n s t no w 70 a g ai n s t 4 5:
2 74
N OT E B O O K
—
S lept al l th e wa y back to Bomba y 1 0 P . Mti ll 7 A M
. . .
Ou r o w n b e dding a nd to w els .
—
. .
,
—i f th e s erpent h ad b e en forbidden .
9 A .
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MAR K TWA I N
th ick wi th mud vill ages i n all sta ges o f c ru mbl i ng de c ay
I t is a sor rowf ul l and—a l and of uni maginable pove rty
.
a nd h a rds hip .
I f we h ad go t to th e M e le th i s mo r n in g we might h ave
s een a m an w ho h a s n t s at do w n for ye a rs ; another who
’
2 76
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thos e vast bodi es of hea then—neve r c a n i n th e ve ry n a
ture of things I n all h i s tory go back a s fa r a s y ou wi ll n o
.
,
wi th vill age s .
“
Whe r e ev e ry p rospect pleas es and onl y m a n is vile .
out to the I ma m B a ra .
s t ately s i g h t .
2 78
N OT E B O O K
Agra Feb 2 8 Mousa w a s d ru nk a g ai n l ast nigh t ; sec
, . .
—
Lectu red ; d rov e from the re t w o c a rri a g e s full —t o the
Taj M a h a l a rri v ing a t
,
—c l ea r sky a nd s p le ndid full
moon At th a t moment to o ur su rp ris e a n e cl ipse bega n
.
, ,
—
a nd i n a n hou r was tot a l an a ttention not b e for e o ff e red
to a st r a nge r s i nce the Taj w a s bu il t Att e mpts we r e m a de .
— “
s a id VVair g ood ( ve ry good ) j ust as he a l way s doe s
”
-
.
“ ”
.
,
“
Cl a r a beseeched but he on ly sa id Scoo se m e putt in g
, , ,
Ma rc h 19 . S u s y s bi rt hday—
’
2 4 yea rs old .
[Note
2 79
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“
add ed l ate r : a n d we did n ot k n ow th a t it wa s to be h e r
the sol di e r s.
L ea v in g I n d ia
To Mu i iu
a rt s via Md a ras a nd C olom bo
MA R C H 2 8 96 a t sea,
’
.
”
i ng The whol e s ec ret i s i n the matte r a nd method o f t h e
.
pl a us ible w ay th a t i t w a s pl a i n nobody b e l i e v e d h i m .
can j udge .
On th e vo y age from Au st r a l i a M a rk T w ai n
h a d r ea d some f a scin a ti n g books on a nt l i fe by ,
Si r John Lubbock .
2 83
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men ts a n d got r es ults s i mi l a r t o h is Th en I t ri ed som e
, .
1 5 more ,
p ai nted bl ue Th e y acted just a s the red on e s
.
—
we re wi thou t rel igiou s p r e j udic e s j ust wh a t I wish ed ;
for u nde r no othe r condition woul d my next and gre a te r
e xpe ri men t be val u a ble .
res ults that th e y m ust fu rnish bal m for h is t roubled spi rit
A few extracts from New Gui nea —a m iss iona ry r eco rd
.
“ ”
,
“
r Ch a l me r s pointed out the spot w h e re a Pa ri l a d
.
“
F rom th is d a t e there has been no fi g hting o r ki llin g all
”
alon g the co a s t .
f ri e nd s and h ea r gossi ps s ay
,
“
A rchie J a ckson h a s d e gr a ded the cotton th re a d ; h e h a s
d ru nk from A le c P e t e rson s ic e p itch e r and b ee n e xcom
’
-
,
“
sweat tob a cco s moke a nd so on No doubt h e s a ys Ug h !
,
.
”
2 87
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offen s e .J apa n fo rme rl y both s exes bath ed n ak ed in
In
publ ic The newl y a r riv ed wh ite people we re disgu s ted
. .
At Sea
How s el dom on e gl a nces at the sea on th is v oyag e W e
M
.
o ne fi ft h o f i t he ca n r a i se s no w ici c l es
- s and roc ks an d
, , , ,
g en io us way w i pe s o ff t h at ol d score I t i s sa id th at t h
. e
way s of G od a re not l ike ou r s Le t us not conte st th i s .
poi nt .
el sew he re .
29°
N OT E B OO K
co n c e rn in g h i s o w n r el i gion and n a turally hes i tates to go
,
for Sou t h Af ri ca .
29 1
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I n S out h A fri ca
M4 AY ,
1 896 On th e d rive to t h e T r appi st Mo n a st e r y
.
,
, ,
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MAR K TWA I N
lowin g t h e revoca t ion of th e Edi ct of N antes Fou nd I h ad .
“ ”
-
.
w hy t h e y w e re bett e r o ff i n j a i l th a n th e y w oul d be a ny
w here e l s e ; th a t they woul d eventuall y h ave gott e n i nto
j a il a nyho w fo r o n e th ing or anothe r no doubt ; th a t i f
, ,
“
President K ruge r ( Oo m w ho h a d but a
m e age r sen se of h u mor he a rd o f M a rk T wa i n s
,
’
and j une m)
W hat s o rt of i n sa n ity is that moves banquetee r s to
it -
p b
u lic ) difi cul ti es an d t h e J e am so n rai d
, see
F ollo w in g t he Equat or .
2 94
N OT E B OO K
Th e m a n be g i ns by s aying h e is no spe a ke r—a fa ct wh ich
shoul d pe rsu a de h i m to s ay no mor e bu t s it p romptly
do w n and a ppoi nt some o n e w ho is a sp ea k e r to do his
w ork for h i m Then h e go e s stu mbl ing a long th rough h is
.
i ng i t i n s uch a s h a m e f a c e d w ish I h a dn t st a rt e d in o n it
- -
’
- - - -
ch a i rm a n woul d a dd a n y r e m a rk a bout an yt h in g i n th e
world a ft e r h e h a s fi nis hed his compl i m e nts i t w oul d
, ,
striking f ea tu re wa s th is : th a t th e re didn t s ee m to b e
,
’
29 5
MA R K TWA I N
o f l an d th e wo r l d wh i ch doe s n t rep res en t t he ousti ng
in
’
“
an d t e ou sti ng of a lon g l ine o f s ucces s ive owne rs who
-
”
,
“
e ach i n tu rn a s pat riots wi th p roud s well i ng hea rts de
, ,
”
“
fend e d i t ag a inst the next ga ng of robbe rs w ho ca me to ”
—
s te al i t and did a nd beca me s well i n g hea rted pat riot s i n -
y e st e rd ay w he re i t w en t roll in g a nd sw e ll i ng a nd risi n g
a nd s ubs idin g a nd sw eeping g randl y on a nd sti ll o n l ike ,
Th e s e d a rkie s —j us t l ike ou rs — a re n ot qu it e so b i g a nd
b r a wny a s the Nat a l Zul us A nd the l a ngua g e s eems to
.
“ ”
exc ept the M u rde r s i n t h e Rue Morgue ?
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wh at would you give to have you r li fe r es to r ed ? H e ”
wo uldn t gi ve a b ra s s fa rth in g
’
.
o r civil iz e d .
—
We a re c a lled th e I nventi ve Nation but othe r n ations
i nv e n t And w e a re c al l ed th e B r a ggi ng Nation —but oth e r
.
c ouldn t s ta nd hi m i n th e othe r pl a c e
’
.
2 93
.
N OT E B OO K
At Lau rence H utton s t a bl e t w o o r th ree year s ago
’
,
he a rd it ? I b r a c e d up a g a i n a nd s a id— no pe rf e ctly s u re ,
.
tu re a hoa ry long ti me a g o
, .
g et across th e ba r tomorrow .
t oo feet h i g h .
Po rt El izabeth .
Wh at ough t t o be do n e to th e m a n w h o i nvented th e
c e l eb r a ti ng o f an nive rs a r ie s ? Me re kill i ng would be t oo
l i g ht Annive rs a rie s a r e ve ry well up to a c e rtai n po int
.
,
3 0 0
MAR K TWA I N
w o uld re g a rd s elf p r a i s e
-
as u nb eco m i n g t he di gn i ty o f His
I UOD
p O S .
i n th e w orld s B ible s ’
.
I wa s a boy .
n a tives dan c e .
or
20 3
CH A PT E R XXVI I '
En g lan d
rs Clemen s and
’
.
m ai ni n g i n E n gl a nd w he re they h a d taken a
,
low th i s c h a pt e r .
Se p t
. Hou s e h u nti ng a g ai n E n g l and i s the l a nd of
22 .
- .
Tedwort h S qu a re No 2 3 ,
. .
oth e r s ad o p ted i t .
3 4
0
MA R K TWA I N
foun d th ey could not be depe n ded o n a n d h ad to d o it ,
m yself .
Oct . 24
’
9 6 .W rot e th e fi rs t ch apte r of the b ook today .
“
fell i nto l it e r a tu re as a bl i nd mul e f a ll s i nto a w ell He
”
.
“ ”
conti nues i n l it becau se he fi nd s it cool and plea s ant to
s oak h i msel f i n othe r p eople s w ate r ’
.
s o ul
.
B ut how di d he know m e ?
kee pe r a t J aypore .
30 6
N OT E B O O K
D oes th e h um an bein g reason No ; h e th i nks m use s
?
, ,
o f th e hea rt not t h e m i nd — ,
pol iti c s and rel igion He ,
.
r ea dy to g o o n t he s t a ge M rs Wilson fou nd th a t h e r .
woul d wa sh ofl ! ”
B y t h a t ti me i t wa s n e cess a ry th at sh e go o n a t once ;
and sh e did She h a s a p r e te rnatu rally g rave f a c e a nd
.
,
“
the p rom pte r s hole B ow for God s s a k e b ow ! Sh e d id
’ ”
,
’
— —
it a l ittl e w ee mach i ne bow the appl a us e o f w e lcome
cr a sh i ng along all t h e ti me— fo r the audi e nce ( m a tin é e ,
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MAR K TWA I N
p rom pte r s hol e— S m ile
’ “
for God s s ake m ile ! which ,
’ ”
“
t h e port r a it o f th e Ches h i re Cat i n Alice in t he Looki n g
“
Glass o r Wond e rl and
”
,
”
.
p ea re d .
pay a nothe r m a n s d e bt ? ’
“
h e sold fo r a k in g s s ha re h i s su ppo rt to e v e ry p romis
” ’
30 8
MA R K TWA IN
but n ot hi n g can pe rs uade the fool pos t o ffi ce to se nd M r -
.
—
da ys i n t he week th e othe r th r e e th ey come he re .
T e m p e r a t e t e mp e ra n c e is b e s t I ntempe r a te tem pe ra n c e
.
“
W e cl ai m th e ri g ht to de a l with our s e rvants a s w e
thi nk e x pedient —an Engl i s h Rail road M a gn a te
”
.
“
as ked w h ich o f the two horse s he h ad bet o n On e hu n .
”
d red pou nd s o n each he s aid ,
.
, ,
3 10
N OT E B O O K
be c ause he t h ough t he w a s s u re to wi n bot h bets —wh ich
the y conside r ed fu nny a nd absu rd ; a nd th ey a l so l aughed
bec a use ( as th ey s aid ) he w as bound to lore both bets
a nd that the y reg a rded a s ve r y fu nn y i nd ee d .
p ec t i n g i t .
M
. .
,
B ut sudd e nl y s h e b e g a n to d r aw a nd p a i nt w ithout in ,
m a r ried .
m a rki ng 5 9 .
t i ng it to you I a m e xpect i ng th i s r es ul t
. .
—
. .
f
Once I s aw a cou pl e o postme n go along o nce o r twice
I hea rd the ru mble o f w h ee l s com e o ut o f the s epul ch ral
d is t an ce Queen s Ro a d I should s ay
b
, .
3 1 2
CHA PTE R XXV I I I
“
se e in g to i t th at Ma mma did it before fu nctions Mam ma .
“
don t forg et to dust hi m and Did you dust Pap a ofl ?
’
,
”
— ,
.
,
3 14
N OT E B O O K
dini ng t ablH
- t ort oi s e s hel l ca t—a st rikin g pi ct u re I
- .
She w as —
a poet a po et w hose song died unsun g .
w as n e v e r completed .
I n th is l amen t I w i s h to s peak of my de a d ch il d a s I
woul d s peak to m y f a mily to m y most p rivat e friends , ,
pou r out onl y p rais e s and endea rm e nts only homage and ,
3 5
1
MA RK TWA I N
in g t o any b ut ou r n ea res t fri end s I t is t o t ho s e fri end s .
“’
l A rb re fée de B ourlem o n t ,
”1
and said i t w as poet ry,
w h ich g rea tl y pl e a s ed me Sh e w a s fond o f Jo a n s trans i
.
’
“
ti on s from pl a y ful gi rl to o ffici al activities : Messen g e r
from the Ki ng ! And L a Hi re s S pee c h whe n h e backed
” ’
up Joan s w a r meth od s
’
.
am i ne a c a b w h en s h e left i t I n o n e d ay i n Pa ri s s h e left
.
tongue fly .
—
someti mes w hich al w ays made me wis h sh e woul d go on .
happy .
‘
A po em in h is book on J oan f Arc
o .
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All t h e ci rcu mst an ce s of th i s dea t h we re pa t h e t i c—my
b rai n i s w o rn to rags rehea rs i ng them Yes and cu rs i n g
them—c u rs i ng th e conception a nd i nv e n tion o f them Th e
.
,
I n m y d e sp a i r a nd u n a ssu a ge a bl e m i se ry I u pb rai d m y
s e l f fo r eve r pa rti ng wi th h e r B ut th ere is no u s e i n t ha t
. .
Wi th love S L C . . .
—
It ti ckl e d Susy J o Twi c h ell s w ar w hoopi n g when h e
’
-
,
w ere
S usy and Cl a ra—o n e on each s ide of m e—s electin g
.
—
.
“ “
A u s tral ia I ndia et c
, ,
K a ty ( to he r ma id ) t h at i s m y
”
,
”
famil y .
3 8
1
N OT E B OO K
“
w ent b y woul d s ay : U p go th e t rolley ca r s for
M a rk T wa i n s d a ught e r D o w n go th e t rol l ey c a rs
’
.
s ea s h e ll as they d e scrib e d it
,
.
cept h e r y ou ng s ist e r J ea n ( 1 6) a nd K a ty L ea ry a n o ld ,
s e rv a nt w h o h ad b e e n with us s i x t ee n yea rs a nd i s re
g a rd e d a s p a rt o f th e f a m il y The g a rd e n e r a n d the co a ch
.
Wh e n h e w on a b e t he a l wa y s tol d us a bou t i t at b re a kf a s t
—so th a t s h e coul d h ea r i t .
I ca m e o f a n u nd e mon str a ti v e r a ce .
Many a ti me I s a id — “
The t w o mo s t p a t heti c moving ,
3 9
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MAR K TWA I N
Madame Ma rch es i s aid s h e h ad a grand ope r a voice -
“
M a rv e lous voice w as o n e o f he r exp res sions Mad a m e
”
.
th e s ta g e ( ope ra ) .
u nd e rmi ned .
El mi r a A ug 2 4 Susy is d ea d and b u ri e d
, . . .
a l l the ti me .
—
stage She took s u c h i nte r e st i n al l m v w ork a nd I miss
he r so —and h a l f th e i ncenti ve i s gone
.
3 2 0
MA R K TWA IN
m ea ni n g of a n ob scure pa ge wi th a s i mpl e fl a s h fro m h e r
mi nd upon it an d i n th e ab il i ty to t rans mute h e r thou g ht s
in to t h e c ri s pe s t of E ng li s h by i ns ta nt a neou s p roce ss w e
,
w e r e onl y p rou d o f it .
3 2
2
CHAPTE R XX I X
L on d on D ays
he r any lon g e r .
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Not even s ects a re a g reed u pon moral s and pi eties Th e .
—
th e pl ague to the u nb e l ie v i ng E u ropeans a nd the E u ro
pea n allow : h im t o do it The h u m a n b e i ng—w ith not a .
—
s in gl e exception i n the whol e ea rth is a fool A n d to h i s .
“
S a tan to newcome r ( w ith discont e nt ) : The t roubl e
,
‘
legiti m i s t s to com memorate wh a t they th i nk w as a
,
’
3 4
2
MA R K TWA I N
]a m er I n tIh at day a s u s pe ct ed man w as tort ur ed in to
a dmitti ng a m u rde r w hi ch he hadn t comm itt ed—th e n
.
ex ecuted .
To my W i f e
O liv ia Langd on C lem e ns
th i s Book
is t en de red on our weddi ng ann iversary
i n gratef ul reoogn it ion o f h er
2 5 yea rs o f
valued se rvi ce as
m y li te ra ry ad v iser
a edi tor
3 26
N OT E B O O K
Ma rch 2 8 Twichel l s ends m e a va s t new s pape r h e a d
.
“
i ng th e b r e adth of five colu mns Clo s e o f a G rea t C a
,
for m a n .
’
London Ap r il , 1 3, 97 . I fi nis hed my book today .
May 1 8,
’
97 . Fi ni s hed th e book agai n . Addi tio n o f
words .
J a n 2 9 7 Came M r Wh it e re presentin g N Y J ou r
.
,
’
. .
,
1
. .
n a l w i th t w o c a bl e gr a ms from hi s pa pe r .
ho t el H e w as st il l at 2 3 Ted wo rt h Squa re
. .
3 7
2
MAR K TWA IN
“
On e ( 1 ) I f Ma rk Twai n dyi n g i n po ve rty i n Lon do n , ,
s end 50 0 words .
“
( )
2 Late r I f Ma rk. Twa i n h a s died i n pove rty send
”
1 0 0 0 words .
i ll n e s s g re w o ut o f hi s ill n e ss ; th e r e port o f m y d ea th
w as a n exa g ge rati on I h ave not bee n ill Mark Twa in
”
. . .
J ul y 7 9 7 L o ndon
,
’
. .
a nd h a d no se v e re h u rt Li vy w a s fl ung on to th e floor o f
.
u n sea t e d a nd not h u rt .
N i ece o f M Cle
rs. m en s .
3 2 8
CHAPTE R XXX
On th e C on t in en t
L E F T Lon don at 8 A M
Spent all th e p reviou s day
. .
th e d a y b e fore .
pl u mp ; pea s ant d re ss
On the Conti nent you ca n t g et a ra re beefs teak—e ve ry
.
—
,
“
s aid i n E n g l i s h I t is not made ( built )
”
.
—
Ra il road s ta tion m ade o f ti le s b rill ia n t pol is hed , ,
—
s t ron g color s ; vi vidly re a dabl e map of til e beauti fu l and
good s en s e .
.
—
golde n key On e i s l a b e l e d S Cl e mens j ust my n a me .
,
tended .
S wi t zerland
S u nday July 1 8 9 7 Took up res iden c e in Vi l l a B uh
, ,
’
.
s e rved i n th e hou s e .
33 1
M AR K TWA I N
vest i g e of t h e s al ve i nto the gl a ss box Tol d h i m I w as i n
—
.
—
book then c a refull y copied on to the label ( misla y ing
h is gl a sses t w ice and hu ntin g for them ) then pasted the
l a b e l on did the box up i n a piece o f pape r wh ich h e
, ,
, ,
P at riot i sm
A m an c a n be a Ch ri sti an or a patrio t b ut he ca n t ’
33 2
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q uis it en es ses, wh i c h h ave n ot ye t bee n r eveal ed t o h i m
and he will by a nd by come to real ize t hat s uch a mou n
tai n i s a s ubl i me m ys te ry which is full c h a rged with be a u -
s u s pe cted o f be ing a t h ie f an d s h ot .
p ri c e ? The l an g ua g e s u s ed a r e G e rm a n a nd F r e nch
m a i nly G e r ma n .
3 34
N OT E B O O K
Th e bo at s go stu t te ri n g b y with a g ood de a l o f fre~
q u e n cy
— a nd p a cked w ith tou rists Th ey ch a rg e onl y th r ee .
o n he r b a ck a nd s h e stopp e d a nd r e m a rk e d th a t th e
,
w e a th e r wa s ve ry wa rm I wa s o f .
—
th a t opi nion too th e ,
use me up .
w e re ad ri ft at sea on a r a ft Th ey a ll m a n a ged to st a y
a miabl e b ut V i ctori a—s h e wa s const a ntl y cross Th is w as
.
th e o r i g i n o f t he V C Wi t h th at sentence t h e d ream
. .
e n de d .
335
MAR K TWA IN
Aug . Th e Jub ilee Sin g e rs s an g a t t h e Lowen l a st
13 .
-
,
336
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stree ts the n to t he rig h t a g ai n a str eet o r t w o th en to
th e l eft tw o s treets —b ut he g ave me a dia gra m an d th at
, , ,
turned out t o be ri gh t.
33 8
CH A PT E R X XX I
I n V ien na
i n Vi e n n a .
M
. .
, , ,
t erd ay a rriv e d 7 P
,
i n Vi e nn a V i s it e d s eve n hot e ls
. . .
t h i s record befo r e .
—
I t s a s big as a t runk a nd a s u ni nte resting as a n e mpty
i
one I t ha s been i n th e room th r e e d ay s a nd we a r e get
.
339
MAR K TWA I N
Su nday Oct 1 0 The p ri nce ss did me t he hono r t o
,
. .
Joan s fate s h e s a i d
’
Poo r ch ild b ut for the p r i est s i t
‘
,
“
P a rticul a rl y whe n they a nd pol itic s j oi n tea m s and
meddl e t oget h er I s aid Sh e assent e d so z e alou sl y t hat I
”
,
.
340
MA R K TWA I N
D ec . N i gh t be fore l a s t Madam e Le sc he tizky ca m e
1 .
,
fu ll o f al l ki nd s o f ch a rm s o f m an ne r a nd w ay s and s peec h , .
—
play s except i n that hou s e s h e s ays He s acrificed h i msel f ,
.
—
for h i s fi rst wi fe bel ieved sh e woul d be the g reate st
p ian i st of al l ti me and now th ey h ave been many yea r s
sepa rated I f he h ad developed h i m s el f in s t e ad of he r he
.
fou rth wi fe .
343
N OT E B O O K
“
Dec 1 1 Cablegra m from Keokuk
. .
, Ia . Orion died
tod a y He wa s p a st 7 3
. .
whethe r i t wa s s udd e n o r n o t .
343
MA R K TWA I N
To as k a do ctor s O p i ni o n of os t eop ath y is eq uiv ale nt
’
in ati on i s ou t of focu s .
os it y t o know h is na ti o n a li ty th at is a ma tt e r of n o conse
,
q ue nce an d c a n wai t
, .
ti es a t r oph i ed wi th d ri n k .
an d c ru ci fi ed Hi m ea rly .
344
M A R K TWA I N
Th e hu man ra ce con s i s ts of th e damned a n d t h e ou g h t
t o b e da mn ed
-
.
you r b r ai n .
u rn
We l ugh an d l ugh
a a ,
Th e n die .
lets ou t t h e cozyn es s .
I t i s a n a rt a pa rt S ai n t F r a nc i s o f A ss i s i s aid
. Al l
s ai nts can do m i racles but few o f th e m ca n keep h otel
,
”
.
3 46
N OT E B O O K
Good friends g ood books and a sleepy conscience
,
th e j ack a ss .
347
MARK TWA IN
Th rough h avi ng mi s l aid h i s notebook o r fo r ,
p e rson s i n on e body
q u ite disti
,
nct i n n a tu re and ch a racte r
and p r e su mably e a ch w ith a co ns c ienc e of it s ow n N ea re r .
,
place at w ill
, .
—
he a rt but moral not phy s i c al ; and bei n g moral i s t eac h
,
348
MA R K TWA I N
t e rious t ri ps — b ut I a m acqu ai nted ( di mly ) w i th m y
S pi ritu a l ize d self and I kno w th a t i t a nd I a re one b e ,
wa nt of a t rut h fuler na me .
.
, , ,
m a k e m e c ry th ey m a k e m e l a ugh th ey m a k e m e r a g e
, , ,
th ey m a ke m e figh t th ey mak e m e ru n th e y m a k e m e
, ,
m ys e f l not
,
th a t oth e r p e rson w ho is i n m e W a tson .
I do a ctu a ll y m a k e i mm e ns e e x cu rs ions i n my s pi ri t
ualized p e rson I go i nto aw ful d a ng e rs ; I a m i n b a ttl e s
.
—
ev e ry s en s ation ph y sical a s we ll as mor a l is real— .
3S I
MA R K TWA I N
—
a l i t tl e j ee ri n gl y a nd th i s emba rra ss ed he r a n d sh e m ade
a n a wk wa rd pretence that I h ad m isu nd e rstood h er I .
—
I t as not a d re a m it al l ha ppen ed I wa s a ctu al ly
w
there i n person—in my s pi ritual ized condition My how
.
.
,
—
s hed but thei r ac t ualit ies were at th at moment i n exi st
ence s om ew he re i n the w orld .
—
c onsciou s d rea m pe rsonal itie s o ur va riou s and
m ultipl e s el ve s ? I n t h e l ast pa ra gra ph we feel
a touch of fiction seldom enti r e l y l acki n g with
,
3 52
MARK TWA I N
ma n in Vi e nn a whose h ea d wa s tu rn ed and whos e hea rt
sor e l y n e eded mending L esc h y w ith hi s usu al kee n .
‘
,
’
t he cloud i s pe rm an e nt now .
e rrand wa s H e s aid .
“
You a re A m e ricans ? ”
Ye s ”
.
wil l be i n i n a mi nute .
3 54
N OT E B O O K
And h e was takin g us to w a rd a l iv e ried m a nse rv a nt
who stood at the foot o f the st a i rs w ith a n e x p e ct a nt l ook
o n h is f a ce B ut Li vy hung b a ck a nd s a id
—
.
The po rt ie r said a g a in :
“
Y o u a r e A m e ric a ns is it n o t so ?
”
,
“
Yes bu t w e a re not e xpect e d
,
”
.
“
Th e r e c a n b e no mist a k e g n a dige F rau; He r Royal ,
—
.
O b ey .
us o ut o f t he re withou t h u m il ia ti n g u s S he would be
.
sh e
, ,
356
M A R K TW A I N
we talked ti ll mi d n ig h t an d th en p art ed : I t o t h in k
ove r th e da ta an d the p ri c e a nd w e to meet
MM
,
t ha t wh en a ce rt a i n Mr Woo d rep rm en ti n g .
M
.
r r w h h h d h i t l k w i th M r K l i b th i s
M
p e t e , m e a s a e n m .
g u e s t s w ho I a m t o m w t at D r O tis
’
s u; .
s m all world .
35 8
N O T EB O O K
A s mall w orld and a pecul i a r one Pe rh aps
, .
pe rm it M a rk Tw a i n to do so The pag e s o f th e .
th e n th e s e thin g s a re h e a rd o f no more I f t h e re .
on e .
“
T he P ri n c e ss H o henloh e wi s hes yo u to w ri te on her
”
fan
W it h pleasu r e—w he re i s s h e
.
“
.
“
At you r e lbo w ”
.
I tu rned a nd took th e f a n a nd sa id
You r High n e ss s pl a c e is i n a f a i ry t a le ; and by a nd
’
by I m e an to w rit e th a t t a le ”
.
K a lt e nleutgeben May 2 7 9 8 , ,
’
.
’
,
“
the whole ye a r i n advance I t m a y bu rn down the fi rst .
“
n ight you s ay wh a t then ? The p rop rietor answe r s
,
”
,
“ ”
I have othe r houses ; you can h ave on e of tho s e .
“
I t w oul d not s uit ; we ex am ined eve ry house i n t he
—
pl ace the re is not a nothe r hou s e that woul d begin t o s u i t ”
.
“ ”
I shoul d do th e best I coul d fo r you .
“
The be s t you coul d do would be a lon g way f ro m
”
sa tis factory .
“
One ca n but do one s best ’
.
”
I t is n ot the custom .
“
When a man comes to th e cu re he kno ws h i s te r m i s ,
”
advance ?
“
Oh no ,
.
”
Why not ?
“
Th e m a n
“
Go o n You we r e goi ng to s ay th e m an might di e t h e
.
”
fi r s t day .
“
Ye s .
”
J u s t a s t h e house m i g ht bu r n down .
3 60
MAR K TWA IN
compl i ments p rai s e s p raye rs ; i t i s i mposs ibl e th a t h e
, ,
—
Hi s d i a l it i s agai nst Hi s l a w ; H i s sun doe s not s tand
s till on G ibeo n to accom mod ate a worm out on a rai d
—
a gai nst othe r worms it is a g a inst H is l a w His real ch a r .
more .
the mi c robe .
3 62
N OT E B O O K
Th e L aw of t he D istribution o f Com fo rt an d P a i n
s ho w s a n e nti re a bs e nce o f senti ment a l j ustice Th e p o . r
l ay i n h is b e d 3 8 ye a rs u n a ble to S p ea k u n a bl e t o f e ed
, ,
r e fe r e nce to i t h a s b ee n m ade by a ny m e mb e r o f t he
f a mily i n my h e a ring ; n o p r e s e nts no congr a tul a tions , ,
6
3 3
MAR K TWA IN
“ ”
A ug 4 9 8 F i nis hed My Pl ato ni c Sweethea rt a day
’
. .
,
o r so a g o .
impul s e .
364
MA R K TWA I N
wal k, an d a doubl e ra n k a c ros s th e s qu a r e in f ront o f
t h e Kr a nz .Done in th ree mi nutes .
o rn a m e nt a s tatue o f a monk in a ni c he .
All traffi c s hu t o ff at t w o .
bl a c k
.
366
NOT E B OO K
D re s s the s e peopl e di ffe r e ntl y ( Ch u rch a l l right ) a nd
it is a fun e r a l i n H a nn ib a l fi ft y yea rs a go For ev i d e ntl y
,
.
1 60 0 yea rs a go th e E mp e ro r M a rcu s Au r e l i us di e d
possibl y 60 0 y ea rs ,
.
A n i nt e rv a l Th e cro w d wa iti ng
Pause—wa itin g
. .
( I s uppose th a t n o o n e p a st 4 5 att a ch e s hi g h v a l ue to
h is l i f e bu t would not l ik e to h a ve i t tak e n i n a h or ri bl e
,
way ).
w e h a ve —
want I n R e p ubl ic s w e strive fo r i t wi t h th e s u rest m ea ns
money
Th e p roce s s ion i s comi n g—caval ry fou r ab reast
.
, ,
—
G r ea t body o f Lance r s bl ue and g il t hel mets Ha rdly , .
a sou nd o f hoofs .
a nd w h ite—S plendid
,
—
.
l e 0 pard s kins .
Candle s .
Th e lit t le co ffi n b o rn e i n .
o f c olor .
6
3 7
MAR K TWA I N
Ma ri a Th e re s a a nd D uke o f R einch st adt l ie in th a t
l i ttl e chu rch vaul t a nd othe rs of the fam ily
-
, .
th e fact .
“
He al w ay s i ntended to kill a queen .
“
Th e y h ave s ho w n h i m h i s photogr a ph : H e nceforth I
s hall be celeb rat e d ”
.
I m prisoned fo r l i fe I t is se v e re r th a n d e ath
. .
C e l e brity w as w h a t he wanted a t a ny co s t ,
.
B ut w e a re al l in s ane a nyway ,
.
“ ”
I f i t is a cri me ordai ni ng it from On H igh leave: it
,
l ess ne ss Quee r !
”
.
368
MARK TWA IN
‘
”
m a rk .
p a t i on o f t h e H u n g a ri a n P r e ss B an que
. t .
37°
C H A P T ER X X X I I
En g lan d A g a in
t h e r e i s no h e lp a nd non e d e si r e d
,
.
. ix —
h ea d e d I wa s s f ee t fou r th e n n ow five fe e t 8 % an d
daily di mi n ish ing i n a ltitud e Also i n p ri ncipl e s —th e
.
t ru th th a t w a s i n th e m a n d e nt e r the ne x t worl d a s
,
p a u p e rs I
. h a ve s a ved up e nough t o m a ke a n astonish
m e nt t h e re .
37 I
M AR K TWA I N
n e ce ss a ri e s of l i fe and we h ave bo r ro wed you r pe rfecti ng
p r e s s Sta nl ey i s he re and Dougl a s Strai g ht ; but Ch a rles
.
,
—
I w a s you ng a nd fool i s h th e n n ow I a m old and
fool i she r My h ai r wa s a s the l u ri d cri mson o f the s u n
.
two l a te r !
G reet i n g to 1 90 0
Th e 2 0 t h Ce ntu ry i s a strange r to m e I wi s h i t we ll b -
Speech at L o t or
Th ank my 95 credito rs only one of whom was a S hy
loc k .
37 2
CHA PTE R XXXI I I
B ac k i n A m e ri ca
racks .
ye a rs .
374
N OT E B O O K
oft he b rave mov e s h is old fri e nds t o r e v ea l h is s ec re t to
me a st rang e r
,
.
. .
Ch a pte r CCXXI .
bo r M a i ne gu e st o f Joh n C a d wa l a d e r o f Ph il a d e l p hi a
, , .
An i ncid e nt r e l a t e d .
1 8 80 a nd M r C a d wa l a d e r w as executor o f th e old l aw
,
.
No o n e kn e w o f th is s e cr e t At th e n e x t i m port a nt m e et .
37 5
MA R K TWA I N
Th e B a r of A m e ri c a must at once rai s e m on ey etc , .
”
( App la us e )
Th e n M r C got u p a nd told h is be a uti ful s ec ret
. . .
a l so bel ieved it .
about i t .
“
i t Jean is t y pi ng Th e Bel ated Ru s s ia n Pass po rt
.
”
.
“
Sept . Tele g ra m f rom D un eka : Than k you
1 8, 1 90 2 .
l
New Y ork Ci ty .
376
M A R K TWA I N
worth y a m os t thorough fool and a l i a r by i n sti n ct a n d
, ,
t rai n in g I di s ch a rg ed he r Oct
. .
t r a l ; about 6 Ri ve rdale , .
Nov 2 5 J ul ie s weddin g
. .
’
.
Cl e m e ns n i e ce to Ed w a rd E Loomis tod a y
’
,
.
,
fi re.
“
Ch ri st m a s H a rpe r ( Wa s i t H e ave n o r Hel l ) ha s b e en
”
3 7 8
NOTE B OO K
to ry He ofte n sat ou ts ide h e r doo r o r push e d
.
l ittle not e s u nd e r it .
D e c 30
. . P M S aw Li vy fiv e mi nut e s b y th e
. .
—
watc h Th e fi rst ti me i n mor e th a n th r ee months A .
S pl e ndid fi ve m i nut e s .
was fl a t .
O n l y h e w ho h as s ee n b e tt e r d a ys and l iv e s to s ee bett e r
d a y s a g a i n kno w s thei r ful l v a l u e .
3 79
MA R K TWA IN
Do not off e r a com pl i ment a nd ask a favo r at th e s ame
ti m e A comp l i m e nt th a t is ch a rged for is not v a l uable
. .
End of 1 9 0 2
The ti me i n St Lo u i s i n 5 3 a g e 1 7 V; that I t oo k t he
.
,
’
,
3 80
MAR K TWA IN
Wh e n eve r a copyright l a w i s to be made or alte red t h e n ,
t h e idiots a ss e mble .
M
.
A [from Ri ve rd a le ] r ea ch e d h D L 8 W pi e r
M M
9 t e 1
— r a nd rs Rog e rs we re on bo a rd R e fr e s hi ng s a il bu t
. . . . .
. .
,
.
a n c h o ly a nd homes ick .
. . .
—
.
“
for the la st ti me p rob a bl y ; and read the words
,
G ood
Ni g ht Dea r Hea rt G ood Ni g h t
,
”
,
.
3 82
CHA PT E R XXX I V
I t aly A g ain
a nd h e r h usb a nd h a d w ritt e n th e r e a l a rg e p o r
tion o f h is Jo a n o f A rc he r f a vorite of h i s
”
,
works .
bett e r th an th e tr a in e d n u rse .
3 P . MSh e h as be e n
. o ut o n deck a n hou r .
say th e r e is no hell .
—
Th u rsd a y Oct 9 Tw o men a gi a nt a nd a She tl and
2
, ,
8
3 3
MARK TWA I N
m idnigh t tal ki n g loudly On th e port s ide fou r s a t u n de r
,
.
un d e r o ur po rt ch a tte r t il l 1 1 —if th es e we re o ur c h ai rs we
could h ave tranqu ill ity for we reti re at ,
Passed the Az or e s at 8 .
h ea rt
M M
.
.
, ,
p ri ce : a madhouse i s p r e f e r a ble G e t t he C a pt a i n s a pa rt .
’
m e nt or g o do w n c e ll a r a nd NEVE R t ravel i n a n e m i ,
grant s hi p .
8
3 4
M A R K TWA I N
“
Cabl e g ram Moll y di ed tod a y She s u rvi ved O rion S ix .
“
b ec a me fri ght e ned a nd s a id The Cou nte ss h a s bitten th e
”
m u rde rou s donkey and it i s dead ,
.
o f b r a ndy s av ed he r
. .
ish ed I t ha s n t a d e fect
’
. .
s h e d e s i res .
ca n t s t a y i n th i s neighborhood
’
.
m a n I kn o w .
3 86
N OT E B OO K
fran cs t h e o th e r a t
,
francs c a sh B ut both ,
.
And th e n t h e end .
w as th e l i f e o f m y l i fe p a ss e d to the r e l i e f o f h e avenly
,
expec te d !
hea rt .
3 87
MA R K TWA I N
Ju n e 21 .Le ft th e vil l a All a rri ved wi th th e b a gg a ge a t
.
Ju ne 2 7 Ca me do w n to N a ples H Ot el d u V esu
. ve good
.
, .
any st ra n g e rs .
—
.
3 88
M A RK TWA I N
El mi ra i n h i s p ri va t e c a r to mo r r ow—t a ki n g Rev J H . . .
t o G od no w
1
.
,
d Cha p
an t ers , , o , o ar
T w ain , A B i ograph y .
CHAPTE R XXXV
C losin g Y ear:
to N Y w i th Kat y to r e st aw h il e w ith M is s D r P a r ry
. . . .
y e a rs .
ave rted .
J u ne 5 Jea n is a t th e s u m me r home i n Be rk s h i re H i ll s
.
,
cripple d .
3 9 I
MARK TWA I N
August 1 1 T wo yea rs ago L ivy wa s stricken at York
.
“
to Cl a ra s ea r and s ai d Th e re now you ca n hea r h i m
’
,
-
”
sm olderi n g .
n o t h a tch i t .
h ave all t ri e d it .
t ake r will be s or ry .
39 2
MARK TWA IN
dete s t s them as a rule I a m one of the he rd my s el f I t i s
, . .
not welcome .
rm a n e n t right
p e .
ta i n ) .
”
I n God We Trus t I t i s the choicest compl i men t that
.
—
s ou nds we ll I n God We T ru st I don t bel ieve it w oul d .
’
s ou nd an y b e tt e r i f it w e re t rue And i n a me a su re it i s .
t rue
b
h alf th e n a tion t ru sts in Hi m Tha t h al f h a s de .
cided i t .
”
hog s b e c a use h e s g ot h is h at o n
’
.
been .
394
N OT E B O O K
wi nnin g s ide I n th e Nort h b e fore th e Wa r th e man w h o
.
, ,
“ “
B y the P a t riots Th e n by a nd b y th e P a triots we nt
”
.
,
”
,
p a t riotis m .
“
p e l of the Mon a rchical P a triotis m is : The Ki ng c a n do
”
no w rong W e h a ve adopt e d i t with al l it s s e r v il it y wi t h
.
,
“
a n u ni mpo rt a nt ch a n g e i n the wording : Ou r cou nt ry ,
”
right o r w rong !
W e h a v e th ro w n aw a y th e most v a l u a bl e a ss e t w e h a ve
—th e i nd ividu a l right t o O p p ose both fl a g a nd cou nt ry
when h e ( j ust h e b y h i ms e l f ) b e l i eve s th e m to b e i n the
wrong W e h a v e th ro w n i t away ; a nd w ith i t a ll th a t w as
.
S ci e nc e a nd i n ve ntion I t is th e mighti e st ch a ng e th a t wa s
.
S e pt 2 4 O5 At 8 A
.
’
. . M
a b ea uti ful d r ea m a nd vividly
.
“
s e v e r a l ti m e s Th e n i t w as onl y a d r ea m only a drea m ,
.
Sh e did n ot s ee m to u nd e rst a nd w h a t I m ea nt .
1 90 6 .
“
P a i n e : Wh y is the king s m i nd [ T w as fre ’
M . .
q u e ntl y r e fe rr e d t o a s th e ki ng ] l ik e a r a il ro a d ti m e t a ble ? -
39 5
MAR K TWA IN
I t will be s ee n from th e foregoin g tha t th e
p res e nt w rite r w as by th i s ti me o n the scene .
E a rl y i n J a nu a ry I h ad become Ma rk T w a i n s ’
S O ME W A S H I N C ID
‘
N O
N T S E
E a rl y i n Dece mbe r ( 1 90 6) I accompanied Ma rk Twai n
on a cop y righ t lobbyi ng expedition to W a sh i ngton an ,
”
mill ion y e a rs ! I t appea red th at he h ad s ampled th e t e m
p e ra t ur e of the fl ow a s,
wa s h i s cu s tom a t home— o rd i
n a rily s i n g i n g a l ittle a t s uch a moment .
396
MARK TWA I N
n eve r gu e s —h e has left
s it out o f h i s heaven ! P rayer t akes
”
it s plac e .
i nte r e st h i m long .
Nov 5 1 90 8
.
,
.
come ) ch a nge
“
Death the only i m mortal w ho t reats us a l l al ike whos e
, ,
—
.
393
N OT E B O O K
AF TER W O RD
A n d so t he record clo s es It is Ma rk T w ai n—at h i s be st
.
memori e s M y
,
F a t h e r M a rk Tw a i n
,
and i n th e se d es,
ul
tory m e mor a nd a th e fi t ful record o f fi fty yea rs W hat
,
.
ev e r h e m a y a pp ea r to th e r e st o f th e w orld to those i n ,
“
I h a ve fou nd th e r e is n o ingredient o f th e r a c e w h ich
I do not poss e ss i n eith e r a s mal l o r a l a rge wa y When it .
o f th e m Ho we lls onc e s a id t o m e
.
“
H e wa s th e most t ruth ful m a n w h e n i t wa s a q u e stio n
,
o f f a ct
,
I h a v e eve r kn o w n p a rti cul a rly wh e n i t wa s a
,
399
M A R K TWA I N
rel atio n o f som e discred i tabl e occu rr e nce i n which h e h ad
be e n conce rn e d I remembe r once at di nne r w h e n th e con
.
,
Cl a ra w ho wa s p r e sent w a s S hock e d
, , .
“
Wh y Fathe r s h e s aid ho w i n th e worl d di d you
‘
, ,
’
,
‘
come to be i n ja i l ? ’
“
He did not m a ke any excus e ; h e d id n ot s ay t h a t it
h ad been a m ist a ke and th a t h e h a d m a de i t wa rm for
th e authorities a fte rwa rds Most o f us w ould h ave q u a l i .
D runk I g ues s
‘
,
.
p ic io u s h
,
e wa s apt t o d istrus t those w h o we re loyal to ,
40 0
M A RK TWA I N
a nd i t does not d is in tegr a te I t is p res e rved and remai n s
.
TH E EN D
I NDEX
Bibli l re f r nces , ee 62, 65, 69 , 70 , B u li e Ed L
M
ca r ng am , .
, 21
2. 83 . 86. 8 8. 9 1 . 94 . 9 7 B ut te , on t , rea di n gs, 24 6
Md
B .
2 96
B n ce 18 C accam es i , a am e Bl anc e , h 3 14
Bi g hn am , Co nn ,
1 15 C d w l d J h gu t
a a a er, o n, es o f, 3 7 5 ,
Bi gh n O io , am ,
h 1 1 5 3 76
o srap h y o f. 2 , 1 5. n . 5 5 . 7 8. C C mm
aes a r s
’
i 87 o en t ar es , 1
” C i ph
Bi 13 D
a a as , 1 0 0 , 1 0
9
re 9 r .
,
10 Ci 3 1
a ro , ,
11
Bi m k 3 3 64
s arc 1 1, C l u th t e 76 8 289
a c t ta ea r, 2 2 0
Bi b y H
, , ,
x 3 6,
o rac e, ,
1 1 C li f i 1 6 4
a o rn a,
, 0
Bl k F e 5
ac or s t , 1 0 C lv y 9 8
a ar ,
Bl F k 4 9
ess , ran ,
1 C am ero n ,Jh 9 o n, 22
Bl oe mf i 97 on te n, 2 C p A gel 6 7
am n
'
s, ,
“
Bl u h I t Ab d 62 C pg C bet t ad
v u yi gM i
c er n n ocen : roa am m
a n a, t n or
N 3 878 4 7
, ,
B ! o v. 1 1 1 en t
5 re art n , 2 2
B iih y I di 2 7
0 n a, r en
C pe H
, ,
or a ,
n a, 0 a 7 orn , 1
B“ p t e 9 3
o na ar 8 4 , ,
1 0 1 , 1 0 2, 2 1 ,
2 1 C pe S p l 66
a art e
,
B h
oo - oof ve
”
e r, 20 C p i t l p um h m t Op i i
a a f s en , n on o ,
B kl ve Lib y 37 5
oo o rs
'
rar ,
151
B k 2 Ca i S t ormfi eld
'
V i si t
p! v
oo s , s n s to
B ph u I l d 8
os or s s an s, 1
-
ca en
”
,
V 111
B t
os on Ad t i 9 ver ser, 1 C arey o f Oh 1o , 1 1 5
B u i ul D i
o c ca m i t) 9 t, on ra at s ,
12 C l
ar e t o n ublis h er, 7 , 5 5
B ui ll d G d f y
o on c o re ,
10 1 C arm e l ,
o un t , 1 0 2
B d hu g P li m Em C eg i e A d w 2 9 23
p t Mki g I d u y 3 5 8
ran en r ar a en t , arn , n re ,
2 , 1
p m de p e ror ht 4 a s eec o, 2 2 C ar e a n n s tr ,
B d t C p t i 34
ran a a n, 1 C as t ill T w f 3 9 4
o, o n o , ,
1
B i ti h 8
,
C b 6
B k V w M N t
r 2 at aco m s, 1
dL
s ,
ro en 4 o , rs . or on , 1 2 C a t h li
o uthe
c an tw ran , o sec t s ,
B k J
Mg
roo s,
4 as . l 1 2 23
,
Bu k I l d 4
c s an C yl C l m b
e on , ived t 269 o o o, arr a ,
B u kl d J h
c an ,
,
o n O hi )
o , 1 14 Ch l 5 5
an n e , ,
1
B ud t p a s s eec at J ubile e o f h l m g
ar e 36 a ne, 1
m a n crp a t ro n ,
,
3 70 Ch l I 3 4 3 5
ar es , , 2 , 2
B aj
'
ala Ex press , 1 23 Ch i , p l i p ed i ti 3 74
e ro a m st , r c on
B ull d Rev le u d 7 5
ar , .
, ct re ,
Ch i p p he y fulfill d 3 8
e ro s ro c e , 0,
Bu G ge
nso n , d yi g 3 eo r vo n , n ,
11 38
Che p p am id f
1
Bu y n Pilg i
an s P g ’ “
rm s
'
ro ress ,
C hi g G
o
i N h H l 31
ca o ,
s,
o rt
o ,
111
ote 2
9 1 2 .
Chi W ld F i t w
'
B u i l t S 3 7 4 3 44 4 8 O
c
fR lig i 27
0 or s a r o
B u ied T u e i M
ras a e a, , , ,
i ui e on 2
vill ge b i f t y M Ch l d h y 3 8 4 44 46
r re as r n sso r
“ o e ra , ea t s , , 2, ,
a as s o s or an
4 8 89) 24 9
Wh C up ted H dl y o o rr a e s C hn s t u an f v
org e ness , 33
l
bu s 3 4 r . 2 C h ris t ian t t y, 2 5
.
B u k Ed u d 58
r e, m n , 2 Ch hurc , D e ac o n Wm F 9 0
Bu l gam A
. .
)
rin 2 25 3 2 e, n son , 1, , Ch hurc , An n un c at o n o f, 9 6 i i
4 4
0
INDEX
Ch u ch E i
r li s co a an , 1 1 C ro w n o fT h o rn s , 98
Chu h o p ul li 77 9 8
,
rc ,
c e r, ,
C rus a d e rs ,
4 97,,
10 1
Chu h R C h li 6 C ryp t og rap 1c 5
Mu il P l 78
rc ,
o m an at o c, 1
C h ut t er nz a ace , 2 C ub a, c o as t 0 ,
Ci i g i l ld 7 8
rc ass an r s so
,
C us t o m o use , 1 5 H
Cl i m
a s, 2 C ut t er, ood goo HBl d .
,
Cl p p S t u d y P
Cl k M u 9
a a 7 r a ress ,
Dk
,
g
a e
i Oli i L g d D
,
Cl e m e r s, iii
v a an o n , v 1 1, v ,
2 a m as c us , , 9 3 , 9 7, 100 ,
10 1 ,
d h f 8
ea t o ,
fu l
n era o D an , 10 7, 1 12
D
,
Cl em en s , Cl 33 43 ara , 1 2 a n a,Ch A 9 as 1 1
D
.
,
.
, ,
3 5 3 3 3 88 21 an a, R H 3 . .
,
1 0
D
,
Cl em e n s , d ll 74
ar an e es ,
Cl em e n s , d th ea D j li g 7 7
ar ee n 2
D
,
of 39 2 wi
ar 5 5 65
n, 1 1
Cl e m en s ,
.
S L 84 D vid
a 9 10 1 , 10
,
D ,
. .
,
“
L tt G C i Ch l E 3
M Oi 9
e t er o as o . 21 2 av s , ar es .
,
2 2
D
,
Cl em e n s , rs . r on , d S 99 5 9
ea ea, ,
10 ,
10
d t h f 3 85
ea o ,
D th
ea t S s a 7 4 3 44 e a. . . .
Cl em e n s , Su i 33 4 3 s e, 1 2 D B C
e eers id d C 3 o n so at c o 20
—
.
D b h (J udg V )
, ,
d h f3 4
ea t o 3 6 3 0 1 22 e o ra es ,
10 2
Clem en s, VV p udi i m f re at o n o D C L 7 84 O 2,
fii d 5
. .
, ,
en n ’ ,
D
yM
M
3 73 en s r
Cl l d il d f J ul y 7 w Ch u
f lf M E R i d Cu i t
eve a n sa e ro m 1 n ce
D B
, , , ,
a
‘’
c o e, rs. . .
,
n rs
C los m g years , 3 9 1 35 2
Cl ub y ess a Di am o nd 5
D y v i vi ii
, ,
Cl ub S t om a 1ar 1 8 1,
Cl ub ubj t Th I i i t y f D i ki
, , ,
E il y igg i
“
M 8
s ec e ns n cer o c n so n , 8 m nso n, 2 1
Jh 7
,
”
an , 1 1 D i ll R
e ev . o n 1
Di
,
Cl
o e m an , 7 n n er A d w C gi
es t s n re arn e e,
Cl b 8 P G ld w i S i h J h
C l u bi M u i D g LLD
o om o, 2 2 ro . o n m t ,
o n
o m a, sso r , e ree .
, C d A b bi g
am ero n , re a
“
so r n
3 75 C d mt U i an a 9 a o n on ,
”
22
C m t hi p
o e , 4 s9 ,
2 ,
2 Di t t 3
s co n en 0
C t
o n cer fP w 3 5 o o ers , 0 D i u Ag t i
tt ro 44
,
os n a, 1
C g g ti l g v y d 3
o n re a on a ra e ar ,
1 1 D iv es , 1 0
9
C i p l 69 7 7 5 7 8 8
o ns t an t n o e, ,
1, , ,
2,
D ivi O i gi 9
ne r n, 1 1
94 9 IO
D ivi Ri gh t i
J k yll d M H yd 34 8
. ne x
C i th
o n t n en t , o n 33 e, 0 “
D
,
C p I ti u l u 5 5
oo er ns t t e, ect re,
r.
3 49
e an r . e, ,
C lR f 9
o ra ee s , 1
D ld u 3 1
C d y Ch l t t 3 65
or a ar o e
Dl
o r m s,
Vi
C u t B di R y l
,
o o ros a, 9 a, 1 0 1 , 1 0
o n es s
3 54
ar ,
o a
D w i gS
o n n 3 5 t ree t , 2
C v t Ak f 6
o e n an , r o 10 D u m d C t/ l
r m on f hi p 3 ar e, oss o s , 00
C t
re an 1 ns u 8 rrect 10 n
,
2 D re am t he y 3 5 35 or ,
0
-
2
C i i C
r on di bl an a 43 an n o e m an , 1 D ub uq u 63 e, 1
Du d F i
,
C wl y L d
ro e fe i
, 3 6 or ,
con ss o n , 2 e e 34 r as , 1
40 5
I NDEX
Du C p t C C 56 5 8 66 7 9 Fl H t l A G d
D u h k Md m
n ¢ an , a . . .
, , , , ore nc e , o e rno ; ran e
tsc 34
a, a a e, 2 B re t g 5 a n e, 2 2
Fl wo g ders , f ar en o 10 1
E ly G
ar J ub l 7 8
, en . a ,
1 F ollowi ng t he Q a t ar,
,
2 70 272 ,
E i g ffl h 3
,
at n 1 06
29
M
o es 3
, 4
Eb l S m i 9 7
a . a 3 ar a, ,
10 F ood b1lls e no rm o us , 62 , 67
Egyp t us .
i n . Fo re g n i ss o ns , i i
o ar B d f o ,
1 66
Eg yp t V i y f 74 cero o , Form 2
F o rt T
,
yp e
t i an n o t s , 1 1 1 l
a y o r, K e y W s t e 49
fW he D
,
E d dg ri e o
4 i 8. , 1 1 F o rt y- t r e ays in an
El B t il !
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El G i P l i en n, 95 a es t ne, Fos t er, C o l , 86
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.
El G ib 8 F ran ce 1 6, 20 , 2 1
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or on, 1 0 5
Eli h s a, 1 0 2, 1 F ran kfb rt ( Fo r o t h e F ran s ) , k
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i
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1 1
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a on eec ,
a es t , 2 20
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Em g y b t 33
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a r o Oss p , 3 53 t sc ,
i
65
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G a ee. 9 1 . 9 3 . 9 6. 1 0 4
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G dhi Mh
r 4 rm an , re a , 1 0
,
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a at m a, 2 7 2
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G fi ld
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G i Je u l m
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fir 75 7
ar ts 1
79 1
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H wh aH lm e 5 7 t orn e, o s, 1 t v t h 35
rm a n s o e, e, 1
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,
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.
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sco 6h u h a an tc 11 on, or 10
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a
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.
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F l g ll i
a e f 98
at o n , o , Gé i tt ud i 36
en, st en ts n, 1
Flore nce , 1 44 , 1 4 6, 1 4 7 G oule, s yo u, 5
40 6
INDEX
am eso n ra ide rs 29 4
,
Ku m ar S hri , Pi e
r nc o f Puli t ani,
ap an , b hi g
at n 111 p u bli c, 28 8 2 73
eric h o , A ie t nc 109
?
n ,
ero bo am b
La o r, 1 9
Ma
, 1 0 4, a
cru alem 84 , 97 , 10 3, 1 0 7 La B ordo nn ai s, rq uis , 1 21
s
es u1 t s, 2 Lan ai , 1 1
ew e t t , S arah Orne , 2 26 Lan g o n , d
ar s , 3 20 Ch le
Op i n ion o f d
La ng o n , u a, m arr age J li i f 378
livi M Cl m )
ews , ,
1 51 o ,
a re el Ci y , o f 94
t
,
Lang o n, O d a ( rs . e ens ,
l, F o un t a1n , 9 5 12
Ch
ezree
hak
T, 2
g;
r , .
2 3 8. 24 1 . 3 x6. v1 no , m .
, co rres p o n d en t 0 f
3 4 21 384 Lond on Ti m es , 3 5 7
d ed ic a uo n o f, 3 26 Law , 9 , 2 8
oh n , 1 0 2 , 1 0 3 Law o f s tri ut Di b i on of C om fort
O h ns op H ki
n s Un v ers t y, i i 20 6 an d a n , 3 63 Pi
Ch le W
h
n so n , ar s .
,
192 au n ts . 99 . l 0 9
on a b ,
10 1 ” Y. l 0 9 3 1 9 . 3 83 . 3 9 1
o n es, C pt Hu i a . rr can e, 33 L e an on , Ce ar o f, 1 0 1
b d
on so n , B en , 151 e
L c t ures, 3 2 5 5
o p p a, 1 0 1 Lee, Ge n era 1 74
or d an , Riv e e h ik
L sc e t z y, 3 4 2 , 3 52
osep h , 1 0 2 , 1 0 3 Letters f rom t he Eart h ,
0 86 9 11113 . 35 m an uscr p t , 3 9 7 i
os h ua, Lew s 81 i Cl k
ar , 1 8 5 , 2 4 6
M
10 3
ubileei ge n rs , 336 Lij e on t h e i ss i ss ip p i , 3 , 1 61
dh 8
u a , 10 q
L i uor, 1 3
d I i t
u as sc ar o , Tree , 100 , 10 1 i
L t erary epoc , 55 h
e di t. 3 73 i
L t erary e n t ur s, 3 2 v e
7. 5 5 iv
L erp oo 1 l
“
L yiv ( ivi
a) , 20 8, 2 20 , 23 5 ,
!
O
K ai Wlh lm II il d 9 233
ser 1 e , sa e ,
22 , ,
2 3 6. 2 5 7 . 3! 3 1 9 . 3 2 2.
342 3 5 . 3 3 6. 3 5 5 . 3 7
2 3 7 7.
K l t l u g be 3 6
a en e t e n, 0
Km hm h
a e a 4 5 e as , 1 0 1 1 20 Log o f S i p , 2 7 , 3 1h
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an a
3 7 3 1 20
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,
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, ,
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st, ays, 3 23
e 49 on a,
Kil Cut d
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o
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m an se
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, ,
m b l y er e di m d m i ,
cra t er a on ne, i d e
W n erm er Lak , ar
02 55 1
3
K i g f Je u l 9 8 L d Ch l
M i i izu 99
f
n o r s a em ,
on on, e se a,
Ki gn 5 8 7
10 1 , 1 ,
2 L don on, ans o n se, 1
Ki g
, ,
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m an 1 L oneI di 4 n an , 1 2
Ki y C l 44 L g f ll w
,
n ne o .
,
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22
K i pli g R ud y d 30 24 8 (letter) L t h d e
,
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n ar , 2 o s 5 er s m n , 10
Kl b
, ,
e er, 1 0 2 L h
o t os , s 37 ec at , 2
Kl i b t w i h 3 58 L ui k V l g t ig 3 4
KO ig uE
e m g m
er a ree en t o s o n es re n, 0
L we H u
, ,
n l ld G he
st 7 o re t c n, 2 1 o r o se , t o
K L ubb k S i r J h
,
o ran s, of T gi 6 an e r, oc b k, o n, oo on an t
Krug Pr ide t
e r, es n 111 li f 83 e, 2
3 9 4 : 29 5 Lubi A b V ill g 9 7
a, ra a e,
40 8
I NDEX
Luck w I di 7 8 M S 8
M qu I d 6
no , n a, 2 arm ora e 2
Lud wi g A hd uk 3 54
M i ll F
, rc e, ar es as s an s, 1
Lu z, 1 04 l di g f arse es , ra n c e, an n o
M i ll h h f j u i 3 75
k Ci 6
M ul Y 88
y a er ty , 1 21
9 ,
Mh l h v f 5 M u
ac a a 2 ars a ,
o n c ie s t ce ,
i
M la i S i Al d r Lieut Mu i i u 8
ac c a , ca e o ,
10 art e a , c an e rrc , 1 21
M i i h u h 3 3 39
ac n z e, r ex an e . a r t s, 2 2
,
M ki I l f 5
G fB l 76
M dH
ov . o en a 2 ax m s n t e ro ,
1 2, 9 , 4
6
MVihW MC lu
ac n ac s an o ,
24 a yn ar ,
o rac e 11
A b d
MF l
ac g ayn e, m ass a or, c re, 2 1
3g
,
Md 8
8
MI
2 c a r a n e, rs .
,
1 ,
20
Mf ki li f f 37 MM h T i 5
a r as , 2 2 c n t yre, 1
ul 66
Md l B 3 M 3
a e n g , re e o ,
2 c et ,
a n g e r co n s ,
M i Mdi
a en a ay, 4 ec c a , 24
67
Ml Mlb u D F i
ar a, 2 1 9 e t e rra n e a n , 10
,
ld
M l uk B M p hi H I G I
a t a, 1 1 2 e o rn e r. t zg era ,
2 2
M hi p f
am e e ey, 1 1 1 em s, at s oo se s 111
63
. .
,
Ki G dT
M l l p h 3 68 3 6
an n e m , er o rm an ce ng m erc e ran o w er, 1
Mu i b Mk T i
L 38
M C
e ar, 1 en t a t e egra y, , 9
M p l O i Vi
an sc r p ts y ar wa n erre y, a t 1
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.
,
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enn a, 2
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!
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3r m, 12 e x co ,
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en t S res O om aw ye r, c ae ,
ra n e o ssa,
Mi g ld q u 8
3 12 8 0
C p i S fi ld Vi i '
Mi
a ta n t o rm e s s t to n e, o art z, 0
H v viii
,
T le A p li 7
Mi i
ea en , n erv a em p cro o s, 2
i h Eq u fI
,
F ll ow ng i 8
Mi l l
o 7 t e a t or, 2 0 ,
n s t er o n t er or, 1
3 6
Mi i i
7 2 21 2 9 4 1 0 37 n n e za i a , s t e a m e r, 4
I Ab
n n oc e n t sd 56 6 3
ro a 6 , 3 1, ,
2 ,
ss o n ar es , 1 0 ,
1 1, 1 ,
1 ,
21 , 2 ,
67
M
8 9 7 8
4 1 9 21 9 2
u p s F i i i p i Riv 3 6
h M
7 55
Mfl P l MT i
m m ro g . .
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1 1
T i i i i 3 6
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1 1 o at t , am e a, . wa n s
i d h f3
Mh
an o orr te a eys s s t er, e at O , 92
bu 6 d L k u 39
M Pl i S h
’
M
rg , 21 o am m e s oo o t, 2
6 k b d hi p
M i uS vi ii M
y at o n 3 c w ee t 5 e ar t , 4 on ey o n o ar s , 4 2, 1
Th
M u I ll
ys t er o s 8 t ran ger, e, ,
on t a n a , 1 1
I dl E M
o n t ez m a, .
, 4
R bl i N f F ll 6
M 6 66
am o t es O on t m o ren c a s, 1 0
ng
y an e x
u i
M
-
c 3 7
rs o n , ,
12 oo rs , 4
R u hi 6
!
M Jh L 9
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12 o rg ue , 2 9
6 viii
Wh I M M
1 0 1, o rg an , o n .
,
11
viii ”
M h i Md 3
at s an ? o rm o n s , 1 1
P L d
M u A u li u 67 M 3 5
arc es ,
a am e , 20 ost , on on , 0
6 65
M i Th M
arc s re s, o ro c c o , 4,
M ie G d D u h f Ode3 8
M q u 65 9 7
ar a eres a, os e s , 1 0 2
M l 57
ar , ran c ess O ss a, os e. .
M i di
7
M
9 o t e y, 1
I d
M k T i b i p hy h p M D bu Li
ar n e
5 sas t e r, 2 u 7 o nt a, 4
P
M M
ar wa n, ogra 5 c a . y e t as a t erary ers on 2
LX V I 7 , y F 1 1 / k T i b Cl at xer, ar wa n, y ara
l d h
fa se ea t repo rt , 3 28 Cl em e n s , 3 1 4 , 3 99
4 9
0
I NDEX
M ufi '
d w ith lv
O i es, M
oun t O f, 1 0 1
M
s ere ,
13
lv
O i et , 1 0 1
Mu t 7 14 9
1 49
h h h
Orn i t or yn c us , po m e f, 264
Mu d i h
ra ,
10 2 O
Rue 6 h
Ort o n , Art ur, 2 4 2
Mu Hill
t e
$
r ers n
i viI ll ie i
s’
, , ,
Nai n ag i n H ol Lan d , 9 4 P le i 5 5 85 g
a s t n e, a, xi 2
y
, ,
g‘ 1 P i vi ii
ar s,
o
” 7° P i P l i d I du t i S t
ii
’
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po?
a as n s r e, .
’ 10 1 e d S k ull B i d
ero m o s
ture Bi gle o f 3 62
a eo n , , an ,
e
Na ul g Pl d la C o n e, ace e on
N at ure Boo k o f:3 62
,
,
d co r e ,
N at ure 3 at t i t ude 2 5 , P thar C l um 7
en o n o ns , 1
Vill ge P p t
Mi i
zare t h , a 10 2 ass or ,
22
New G i n ea, R d ss on ary ec or Pt a en t s , 2
8g
,
2 P t i ti 3 3
a r o sm ,
2
New O l B b T b t y oom P ki g n
éilli m
r e an s , o s, s or e n
f 6 P o
S u3 W le h e
o 1 en n , a ,
210
cw o i g
.
I a s, ors rac n , Pt ,e er 10 1
1
10 2
g P Pi
et er 3 R m e 70 .
iv ll d H c l iv d t
r so n i n o ,
New i ar o e ,
arr e a ,
P hil d el p hi 64
a a, 1
Phi e n 4 as , 1 0
Pi tu e q u i id t i Hi c y
c r s e nc en s n s or ,
84 1
Pi k w i k P p
c 85
c a ers , 1
k H b 53 5 8
New Y or ar o r, , Pi e 3
erc ,
1 0
k
New Y o r Pi t m i b u g N t l 293
Mem i
g 4 as sc n ers , 2 e er ar t z r ,
a a ,
i Pil e 9
Mu t 3 3
93 m es , 1 0 , o rs at ,
10
h ti k y 3 53
E
fL o esc e z ll m a g n
3V m 1 3
, , ,
N w Z l d
’
ea a n /g m i e 1
Pill i f F l gg
e , 1 1 s ro ess ,
N wme R an , 8 ev 1 0 zr o ll i 98 a at on ,
N w p p r C re p d t 5 9
e s a e or s on en , , , Pil ti g 3 4
o n . .
Pil t iv 3
o o, r e r,
Ni ag ara 3 0 0 P e t L u e 59
o a re a t
N i caragua I s t h m us o f
, ,
, , 3 2, 3 7 Ik y 9 69
x nr 2
Rep ubli 3 8, 4 1 c O f, P li i i 3 4
o t cs ,
. .
x, 1 ,
1
No ah s Arlt , 2 6 P lk 3
o 1 0
H e ,
g
o bles o us o f, 1 0
otes f 69 , 1 67 1 883
P l yg m y
o a ,
11
0 st,
Nudd, Asa,
P d t e O ff ed 4 2 243 3 28
on ,
rm s er ,
2 , ,
P i u Pil t 4 9
on t s a e, 1
h
O a u, 24
P t H t A
or ,
6 o r a, zo res , 1
Oa kle C
y, ap t Ned , 3 3 P H ud
o rt , 76 so n , 1
P l d O t di g
. .
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m s an n roo
fr
o rt an re
afl m. 7 7
.
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ly 247
P rt i t f M k Tw i 3 86
on .
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Ol A d i lm ra , re tired Whale o ra O ar a n,
m an , 1 1 Pratt 81 W hi t y 1 76 ne ,
4 i ci
INDEX
Serag lio G d ar en s, C
o ns t an t in op e,l St ories: Th e al forn an s Tale, 7 ; C i i ’
7 5. 32 Juam p 1 F rog . i5
S haka p em 3 1 6. S t ow e l i arri et Bcec e , 1 9 1
-
S trom bo li
.
able i he
Mi M
,
20 3
S herry, ss arg aret , t raine d S wi t zer an l d , 33 1
n urse ,3 83 Sw o rd fi s h 3I
S h i p s: Aj ax , 9 ; A m eri ca , 3 2 ; B en S yd n ey, Co m m erc i al B an king Co .
,
n i ngt an , 2 50 ; C ornet , 24 , 2 9 ; 25 1
Creek, 7 4 ; H orn et , 2 5, Sy i 84 , 86
M
r a,
i n neii a /i a , 3 7 , 4 1 ; Qua ker Szcze p an i k s '
d ig es n i ng m ac hi n e,
C ity. 6 1 ; S m yrn i ote. 2 3 . 24 ; p a t e n ts o n , 3 57
W
b Mu t 2
S an F ra ncis co, 4 1 ; arram oo,
Ta or, o n ,
10
S ilver i
Ti t w i sp i 63
, 30 p eces , 1 0 1 63 er,
S im o th t e an n er, 1 0 1 ar o n n a n,
6 3 vi ii
“
1 0! T j a h ] 79 a a 2 00
S k t he
, ,
e c ll t d 5 5
s , co ec e T yl a B y d t h f 47
or, a ar
ar ea o 1
F t K yW
, ’ ,
S m i th R well 74
, os ,
1 T l a or
,
or , e 49 es t
T vi di i 3 93
n yrn a B ay 83 e st on ,
p re 1
c t on 0 1
m yrn t ote 8 ! i p , 23 , 24 , T m pe t a t
e s6 3 se a, 2 2
the C l
,
S m y , ar le, T m pl A p li 7 ; H ul
73 ; M
e es: cro o s, 2 erc es,
S no wst orm , ali forni a, 8 i v 7 n er a, 2
Solo m on , 1 0 0 , 10 6 Te e n n s see
9
So lom o n 3 Tem p l e 1 0 0 , ,
10 1 T d l Fu g 4 3
erra e e o,
South A fri ca 2 ,
T it i l E t p i
err or a Vi gi i n er r se, r n a
S p ai n Tari f 3 1 1 3
, ,
N wp p e5 9 s a er .
S pe n cer f y 24 ,
Th m 1
e e,
S p hi nx 1 1 1 , 1 1 2, 1 1 3
, , ooo ues t ,
Th e, 33 6
S t am in at o 14 o m as O f 115
S t and ard Oil h k
T roc m orto n , S ir N c ihl o as , 1 5 1
S t an le y 2 1 0 ,
be i
Ti r us. 9 2. 9 3
S t at i s t i cs 1 4 ld
Ti en , 1 30
S t eam bo ait s
,
To ah i, 1 8
d
S te m an , d m un E
aren ce, Li d Cl Tod t ebe n , nera O f Ge l Sebas t opol
brary o f A m er can L t erature, i i é1
,
b e
To m , S t Ag n s , 1 0 1
b V i M
233 .
S t evens, Th ad 1 1 4 To m , irg n 10 1
tin , 1 61
, ,
S t ew art, Co nsul 1 54 he d
To w a i n fan t d
Tram p Abro a , A ,
,
S tew art Se n at or 1 1 4
, , d
S toc k to n 1 8 , v l
Trans aa , So ut h ia
fr c n
S todd ard Ch as W arre n 230 .
, pu bli 94 c, 2
S t o k er D i c k 7
,
T pp i t m
ra st e y 29 2 o n as r ,
S t o m ac h Cl ub viii
,
,
T t F l g hi p 54
ren o n , a s ,
1
S torm fi eld ( C ap t V i s it t o H eaven , . T ibu
r l n e, 3 e t t e rs , 1 1
vio
, 3 3 , 1 68 T i i t y C lleg 26
r n o e,
S torm s at Sea, 26, 3 2 , 44 , 5 2 , 62 Tro y. 7 3
4 12
INDEX
l e C u ty 7
Tuo um n o n W as hb urn o f ll I
Tu ki h W i i
.
, ,
r s r t n s W as hi n g t o n 1 ,
Tu l w C
t t et o 5 7 n, a W as hoe Nev 1 6 2 1 , 24
Was i t H ea ven or H
, , ,
Tw i l t w ill 3 9 “ ”
a n 3 as 2 e llf , 3 78
Tw i p ubli h i g v W at e rspo ut 3 1
'
a n s u s n en t re n e ars
I
,
i d 3 t s en 20 W averl y a 8
W ayl an d Pro?F ran c i s 1 9 1
,
Tw i h ll R c J p h vi
e ,
e v. os e , ,
1 23 , , ,
3 1 8. W ebb C h as , en ry 5 5 .
,
l
Ty er, 1 30 Weber s 1 8 ,
Un ter d e n L i n e n , 2 20 d fro m ,
2 62
ih
Ur a , 1 0 9 Wes t m i n s t er A bbey 1 29 ,
V an N os t ran , ac , 7 2 , 84 y) viii
!
a s an st0 r
V an V alken be rg h , G e n , 2 1 . W hi m tF G 6
o re, 7 . .
,
22 ,
22
V en n or s red ic t io n , 1 59
’
W i lli
H t l Mu t R y l
am s , 1 1
V J Wi d
M t l C d 59
ern e, 8 es , 1 1 n so r o e o n o a ,
V l C k 74
ess e s , ree ,
o n re a ,
an a a, 1
Vi D l a o oros a, 1 0 1 , 1 0
9 Wi t d fi i i
, f 85
e n t on o ,
1
Vi f W k fi ld 4
c ar o a e e ,
2 0 ,
W d F oo d 4
,
e rn an o, 1 1
Vi t i Qu 3 4
c or a, ee n , 0 W dw d ( D
oo ) fP ar 4 em . o enn a ,
11
Vi t i C 96 W dy d 4
H l M pl 3 39
c or a ross , 1 oo ar 1
W Spy (J h D B ldw i
,
Vi
H lM pl
en n a, ot e e t ro e, t
orces er o n . a n,
Vi ot e e t ro P 6ro 11
W i t f Rp l vi
enn a , o e
V ll B ii hl gg W
i a Lk e e 13 , a e Lu r o e e n, 2
m 3 33
ca 3 W it r f p u Ei gli h 9 4
er o re i s ,
Vi g i i i y d t ev a W i ti g
r 2
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