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Princess Diaries Transcript
[Sirens]
feeling confident?
off of it...
Thanks, Mom.
Bye, Mom.
Good Iuck.
Ooh ooh
Ooh
Morning, Buttons.
[Barking]
Whoo!
l'm Supergirl
[Sirens]
l'm Supergirl
CHEERLEADERS/
sayin' hi to you.
-I'm Lana...
-Anna...
Fontana.
CHEERLEADERS/ Go Lions!
BOY: Josh!
l'm Supergirl
-Josh!
pIease.
Come on.
Morning, LiIIy...
LiIIy's friend.
l'm Supergirl
You know,
I'm sorry,
I was thinking...
-ReaIIy?
-Yeah.
MlA/
working on my speech...
LILL Y:
MIA: Hmm?
-What?
Oh. Yeah.
They're so rude.
MlA/
[Cheering]
BO Y/ Go, Josh!
with that.
[Cheering]
MR. O'CONNELL/
SettIe down.
This is a debate,
-He's my man.
O'CONNELL/
OK, so,
[VeIcro rips]
I Iove that sound.
They're equaIizers.
O'CONNELL/
BO Y/ Whoo-hoo!
Um...I th-think...um...
O'CONNELL/ Shh!
Um...
BO Y/ We're waiting.
See, casuaI--
casuaI...uh...
[Breathing heaviIy]
SECOND GlRL/
Gotta move on
From what's
MANAGER/ Mia!
Hi, Mom.
MlA/
-Mr. O'ConneII.
I want to be a mime.
-I can do that.
What?
CIarisse.
Oh. Wow.
She's in town.
[TeIephone rings]
a IittIe bit.
MANAGER/
approve of me...
-PIease?
-Tension.
She said
in the front?
-Thanks.
-No probIem.
MichaeI.
petition today?
after schooI.
[Piano pIaying]
Oh, right.
with my grandmother.
Name?
CIarisse RenaIdi.
[Message repeated
in other Ianguages]
my soy nuts.
Your soy nuts are safe.
OK.
PIease,
daughter Marissa.
She's aIIergic
to goose feathers.
Hello, Amelia.
Um, where am l?
CHARLO TTE/
in your fIowers.
Genovian pears.
in a moment.
I'm here.
AmeIia,
Thank you.
Thank you.
Please, sit.
to taIk to me
I have something
Wow.
CLARlSSE/
my great-grandmother's.
Heh. I'II keep this safe.
CLARlSSE/ Something
than orthodontia.
The tea is served, ma'am.
of Eduard Christoff
No.
of Genovia.
Hmm.
What about him?
Eduard Christoff
My father was
ExactIy.
AmeIia ThermopoIis.
ThermopoIis RenaIdi...
Princess of Genovia.
Me? A princess?
Shut up!
Shut up?
''Be quiet.''
Oh, I understand.
Thank you.
NevertheIess,
And I am
to be your princess?
not at Brownies,
my expectation in Iife...
is to be invisibIe,
AmeIia, I had
In my wiIdest dreams...
to happen.
and we will
-Live in Genovia?
I refuse to move to
another reason?
Oh, AmeIia...AmeIia!
Amelia, come back here!
CLARlSSE/ Ohh!
[Sighs]
didn't it?
Miss ThermopoIis?
you couldn't
to teII me that
my father is a royaI?
l mean,
if we secretly divorced...
he would be able
to find a woman...
We met in coIIege!
I was young!
I wanted to paint.
MIA:
who Iied to me
To straighten up
both agreed
of a normal childhood...
free of
emotionaI compIications.
thinking that
Just in case...
of a freak aIready...
[Sighs]
Fat Louie...
[Purring]
[Meow]
I've never ridden in a Iimo...
he admitted bitterIy
to himseIf...
as he crossed
before him.
of PhiIIipe.
He was so full
of joie de vivre...
CLARISSE: I remember.
So the future
of your country...
is in the hands
of my -year-oId?
Here it is.
Oh.
CLARlSSE/
Thank you.
WeII, as aIways...
this is as good as
Hmm.
I can't wait untiI she's .
[Mia sighs]
have to taIk.
Oh, OK.
who's a duchess?
who's a contessa.
Actually,
to your grandmother?
AmeIia,
in a matter of weeks...
I was--I am hoping
on that occasion.
Genovian parIiament...
Excuse me...
for years...
and you Iied to me.
The tower.
from everything!
MIA:
not a country!
HELEN/
princess Iessons...
untiI your baII.
I'm sorry.
Is that understood?
Duh.
CLARlSSE/ The press
for a Mustang.
for a princess.
It doesn't run.
MlA/
CLARlSSE/
He doesn't have
Good morning.
There's someone
OK. Whoa.
You have two Iimousines?
One is yours.
Thanks.
But the promise of tomorrow
MIA: Ooh!
Uh, Princess?
that no matter
No.
to park anywhere.
Sorry, Joseph.
No. Joe.
LILL Y:
-Yeah, totaIIy.
Hey, I got it.
Of course.
-OK.
-Oh, my word!
dating an undertaker?
Uh, no.
This Iong-Iost grandmother
showed up...
-And?
trying to be nice...
LlLL Y/ Oh.
MlA/ Hey, Joe?
[GirIs Iaughing]
CHEERLEADERS/
sayin' hi to you.
Go Lions! Rowr!
Virtual homework
Is it true
[Vomiting sounds]
[Vomiting sounds]
Way to go.
Try catching.
It's sIow-pitch.
MIA: Oh.
Now get it and throw it
-OK.
-Come on.
[Crowd gasps]
-I am so sorry.
-Mm.
-I'm reaIIy--
-Mm.
-Mm.
-Can I heIp you?
of becoming a nutcase...
LILL Y: Sorry.
MIA: At Ieast
LILL Y: Hey.
I thought
BioIogicaIIy, yes,
Be fair.
And he paid
-I guess so.
about my baby.
[TeIephone rings]
[Rings]
He fixes cars,
he pIays guitar...
-He is so hot!
They're finished.
Hey, that's--
You know,
Hey, Doc.
for my baby?
[Horn honks]
It'II be great.
I gotta be somewhere.
Ooh.
Yeah, that's
Between friend
[Laughs]
Mauve!
-Hi.
Straight ahead to your Ieft.
in the Iibrary.
CLARlSSE/ Charlotte,
so I can evaIuate
AmeIia!
Does your bad posture
-Turn.
-Oh, sorry.
SIowIy, turn.
Hairstyle.
CompIexion...
Stop!
Eyes...IoveIy...
bushman eyebrows.
Ears...
Everybody.
So we don't shIump,
Iike this.
we think taII...
we tuck under
Aah!
CharIotte,
go into
a parent-teacher conference...
is not married...
tattooed, or hair-pIugged.
Do you reaIize how rare that is
one of my teachers...
Iicense to mock me
Mr. O'ConneII--
[Meow]
BO YS/
HARBULA/
I'm a girI.
What am I, a duck?
No! I mean...
I am a synchronized swimming,
yoga-doing...
horseback-riding,
waII-cIimbing-type girI.
My hand-eye coordination
is zero.
AII right,
So, I was
on a summer's day...
Be the baII.
-Heh?
-Heh.
Bring it on.
-Hey, Joe?
-Mm-hmm?
I'm turning the back seat
Yes, weII,
Oh, thanks.
Going up.
Aah!
Yeah--oh--I'm fine.
-Going down.
-Whoo!
MlA/ Grandma?
ls it customary in Genovia...
EventuaIIy
Manners matter.
But enough
ShaII we?
Dancing?
JOE: I see.
JOE/ We have
a Genovian alternative.
In pIace.
No bobbing of the head,
pIease.
on a dashboard.
between a waItz
Spin out...
Spin into--Uhh!
-[Gasps]
-OK.
Good attitude.
Spin in.
-Good.
-I did it?
Grandma, I spun
Yes, done.
Better.
Thank you!
Sorry.
LlLL Y/
JEREMlAH/ Shazam.
to a girI's heart...
is not by treating her
SPEAKER/
[Message repeats
in severaI Ianguages]
Hi, AdoIpho!
I'm Iate!
She's Iate.
-You're Iate.
-I know.
I'm reaIIy sorry about it--
-Send in PaoIo.
CLARlSSE/
[ltalian accent]
My assistant,
Your Majesty.
My granddaughter AmeIia.
Aah!
She is gorgeous.
PaoIo, we have
if your Iadies...
wouId aIso sign
CHARLO TTE/
and be surprised.
[CIaps hands]
CharIotte,
Danke.
So we begin, Principessa, eh?
Like a woIf.
Ow!
Is aII right.
Heh heh heh.
PAOLO/
lf Brooke Shields
your eyebrows.
a big secret?
-TeII me.
because, Majesty,
and this...
BOTH: A princess.
Better. Much better.
Mille grazie.
Si.
[PIaying harmonica]
[PIays]
Thank you.
Hey.
What?
WeII, um...
[Laughs]
Weirder!
An attractive weirder.
LlLL Y/ No.
can't understand...
you ditched me
again yesterday...
Am I right?
No.
If there are
no more passengers...
I think
instead of on it.
l don't know
one of them!
pom-poms in my face.
fogging up...
back there?
I'm fine.
Iike yourseIf.
I'II be back at : .
Thank you.
Just because
[PIaying harmonica]
I am so sick...
of you ragging on me
what to do.
I get enough of that
from my mother...
Friends teII,
Just--Ugh!
Why?
Try me.
[Buzzing]
No, I can't.
-Of course.
-Secret handshake.
[Spitting]
a coupIe of days.
to being a princess.
Pop quiz.
French RevoIution.
Mr. O'ConneII,
an ex ception
Mia?
[CIass reacts]
Mamma Mia.
to fit in now.
VoItaire. Hair.
CLARlSSE/ Lovely.
has a waterfaII.
We have a fountain
up there, ma'am.
CharIotte,
-Hmm?
''What's in a name?
gracefuIIy.
HeIIo.
because, of course...
after a whiIe.
Try it properIy.
Waving--
-Thank you.
I must pick up
Excuse me.
BOTH: WeII, thank you
MlA/
in the Sixties.
at Woodstock.
to bring it back?
HELEN/
we do this.
BuII's-eye!
[Laughing]
-Yeah!
-I did it!
l love life,
life loves me
[Dripping]
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yay.
together.
OK. Is this Iike a date?
-No.
-[GiggIes]
Music, cars.
-Pizza's a given.
Not you!
-Great!
-Hi.
-What's up?
-What's happening?
-I don't know.
[Loud chatter]
-Maybe.
Mia Thermopolis!
Princess Mia!
''Princess''?
Come on.
Let's just go, pIease!
Your Majesty?
Oh!
O'CONNELL/
[TeIephone rings]
Mm-hmm.
is ''No comment.''
Here.
Joseph?
-Speak.
-Paolo?
Majesty, it was I
-Grazie.
-Prego.
He spits on money.
-Grazie.
-Prego.
[Speaking ItaIian]
By the way,
your hair--magnificent.
we go a IittIe Iighter?
GUPTA/
royalty anymore?
Your Majesty?
Do peopIe just fawn over you?
a moment aIone?
GUPTA/
What?
Ah, yes, of course.
is a bit Iax.
Oh, is it?
AmeIia.
We had a bargain.
AII right.
I wiII think about it...
CLARlSSE/ Good.
A diplomatic answer.
Mia ThermopoIis
is the daughter...
HeIen ThermopoIis.
This is
WOMAN ON P.A./
LILL Y:
HeIIo? Princess?
girI in schooI.
your picture.
Everybody wants
-Hi.
not to be a princess.
-Number three--
-Whoo!
MlA/ Ha ha ha!
LIL Y: Are you OK?
Number three--
LiIIy, um...
on Saturday night?
Yeah, sure.
I Iove you!
OK? Ooh!
Joe!
my own country.
th grade...
so can't I just teII everyone
by birth.
MlA/ Really?
ShaII we practice
OK.
Entering.
JOSEPH/ At the grand ball,
Sebastian Motaz...
HeIIo.
SheiIa...
daughter Marissa.
to go to the party.
[ChuckIing]
Dinner is served.
[Snoring]
MO TAZ/
Genovia again...
on a postage stamp.
CLARlSSE/
CLARlSSE/
PRlNCESS PALlSADES/
is doing in Genovia?
is bIossoming...
[OverIapping conversations]
don't they?
MIA: Hi.
-OK.
-Bye.
by the way.
Very exciting.
Thank you.
Between the courses
Bien?
[Whimpers]
it was frozen.
[Both mumbIing]
-Mmm!
-Mmm!
[MumbIing]
[Snorts]
[Snorting]
[Bang] Ah!
[Bang] Ah!
[Gasps]
[Bang] Ah!
[Bang] Ah!
[Gasps]
No.
[CIearing throat]
[CIears throat]
[Tapping]
Excuse me.
I wouId Iike
to propose a toast...
to the Baroness
What eIse?
Ooh.
WOMAN:
Ha ha ha ha!
[Laughing]
ShaII we adjourn
[Sighs]
[Music pIaying]
ActuaIIy,
Reminds me of
I accidentaIIy knocked
MlA/ Fun?
Your Majesty,
tonight's dinner.
Send my apoIogies.
San Francisco...
Oh, wait!
l can be anything
that l want to be
CLARlSSE/
MlA/
And then
CLARlSSE/
from Liechtenstein.
CLARlSSE/
MlA/ Well,
HoId this.
It's going!
Hah! Ho!
-Five.
Oh!
[BeII dings]
[Mia Iaughs]
Oh!
want to be a prince?
Oh, yes.
Except once,
he seriousIy considered
because he met
a lovely artist...
wonderful things...
about how life could be...
But?
But he had
a decision to make...
and nobody
PhiIIipe knew
that my firstborn...
wanted to abdicate...
Um...oh...
Why not?
WeII, here goes.
-ReaIIy?
-Mm-hmm.
Oh, OK!
-Good.
CLARlSSE/ Right.
-l got it!
Uhh!
MlA/ Oh!
CLARlSSE/
Down here!
MlA/ Aah!
-Oh!
-Oh!
- - I need to report
an accident.
CONDUCTOR/
[BeII ringing]
I wiII, I wiII.
Accompanied by an adult
years ago.
I've been trying
in Genovia.
Don't I have
dipIomatic immunity?
What?
OFFlCER/ l'm sorry, miss.
I understand.
I...
I understand perfectIy.
You do?
no country...
don't foIIow
serving in Genovia.
OFFlCER/
As a matter of fact...
I wouId Iike
uh...Genovian
-Ooh!
-Ooh!
Oh.
Um...does anybody
have a sabre?
thank you.
I dub thee--
Artie Washington,
CLARlSSE/
Arthur Washington.
And l dub thee--
Bruce Macintosh
of San Leandro.
Bruce Macintosh...
masters of
in history.
PIease rise.
-We're insured.
-OK.
ChivaIry ain't dead,
NobIe Arthur,
OFFlCER/
CLARlSSE/
Good-bye, trolley people!
to Doctor Motors?
-Good-bye!
-So Iong!
Good-bye!
Good-bye.
Wave good-bye!
That's a queen!
sIide in first?
I never sIide.
Good-bye.
Thank you.
TOURlSTS/ Good-bye!
MAN/ Hey, Bruce!
That's right.
on ''Jeopardy. ''
HARBULA/
TOUR KlD/
May l have
LiIIy.
LiIIy? That's
We do everything together.
We shop together,
We even finish
MlA/
CharIotte.
CharIotte?
any sisters...
Fat Louie.
CHARLO TTE/
[Stops pIaying]
Do they see you
Do they see
my many personalities?
Oh, no
Oh
Mia.
Hi...hi.
Hey.
Hi.
So, um...
too much.
-No.
-OK, good.
Because I broke up with her
because of it...
and I hate
Anyway...
Saturday night's
Uh-huh.
if we went together.
See you on the waves?
OK. OK.
Bye. [Laughs]
P.A./ Attention.
Princess.
to go to the Baker
I couId come by
AII right.
Bye!
Bye.
MlA/ No.
-Josh Bryant.
He is not
He's a saiIor.
I thought
Oh. WeII...
I don't know.
He is now.
if he kisses me...
Pops?
Yeah. You know,
in oId fiIms...
whenever a girI
Ha ha ha! Pop!
Ha ha ha!
and weIcome to
left of school...
you're gonna be
and we know
please welcome...
Stupid cupid,
l'm in love
Stupid cupid
Stupid cupid,
stop picking on me
You mix ed me up but good
JOSH: Uhh!
-Amazing!
Ha ha!
honestIy...
stop picking on me
Stupid cupid
direct from
[Gong]
Later on in my show...
I wiII be joined by
to discuss
movement.
Jeremiah Hart...
to entertain us
HeIIo, foIks.
Reach me
GlRL/ Awesome!
Hey, Princess!
Give us a smiIe!
What?
PHO TOGRAPHER/
Come back!
Royal deejays!
Josh!
Oh, no!
We were having
and then
I know, I know.
ReaIIy?
Yeah.
-Josh?
-Mm-hmm?
Um...it just...
It's caught
in a voIIeybaII net.
Yeah. Here.
Ooh!
GlRL/ Hey! My dad
GlRL/
Thank you.
No. ActuaIIy,
And indeed,
of prestidigitations...
has a probIem...
appearing here tonight...
Mia...
ReaIIy?
They're gone. Yeah.
Oh, good.
we go find...
OK.
[Cameras cIicking]
[Shouting]
[OverIapping questions]
Uhh!
Hit him again!
The princess
NELSON/
ALL: Mia!
I'm reaIIy sorry.
I can't taIk.
I have to go
get my cIothes.
WeII, here.
Everything's fine.
-No!
MlA/ Guys,
Thank you.
OK, now!
Princess, hi!
Aah!
REPORTER/ That was
HARBULA/
Back off!
l couldn't cry...
[Crying]
SUKl/
as innocent fun...
for KPFW.
CLARlSSE/
didn't I?
a wise decision...
CLARlSSE/
doesn't mean
My information teIIs me
The kiss
Bandana, Montana...
I have no idea
but today,
your criticism.
as a grandmother...
on your granddaughter.
[Sighs]
BOY:
Josh did.
[BeII rings]
What makes you different
Shines through to me
LiIIy?
my brother's heart...
with Jeremiah...
good aIIiterations.
about aIIiterations!
You're not?
No.
What?
[Sighs]
I didn't mean it.
I toId you!
I need an attitude adjustment.
is kind of a miracIe.
Whoa! No!
What miracIe?
It's a nightmare!
But you--Wow!
I mean...
to affect change...
do you want?
WeII...
a different miracIe.
Not more, just different.
Listen...
tomorrow night...
is the Genovian
MIA: [SqueaIs]
Mmm! Yay!
LILL Y: Thanks.
-No, l can't.
a championship game.
in gym cIass.
Go, Lions!
[CheerIeaders shrieking]
Back in formation!
I'm sorry.
FouI baII.
It's OK.
Just focus.
Ha ha ha!
HARBULA/ Focus.
Focus.
That's aII right! That's OK!
HARBULA/
Go, Lions!
CHEERLEADERS/ Grr-eat!
Pepperoni.
Uhh!
Oh! Oh!
[GirIs screaming]
-Run, Mia!
Hi, Josh.
HARBULA/
Whoo! Mia!
HARBULA/ Nice job, Mia.
Way to go!
[BeII rings]
Come on in.
MichaeI! Hi.
-What?
that I caIIed...
because I...caIIed.
Oh, OK.
MlA/
Um...Iook.
of you.
Oh, here.
Oh, thanks.
to make it up to you.
How?
MIA:
to the Genovian
Oh. Um...
royaIIy fIushed.
Ow!
LlLL Y/
to eat special.
Make Grove School
more tofu-friendly.
MIA: HeIIo.
Be there in a minute.
to see a trick?
Oh, weII...
my portfoIio's increased...
Sunglasses, girls.
your hair?
Ha ha!
-Hey, Lana?
-Huh?
That is such
lt's so clean-cut.
Of course it does!
Aah! Aah!
[Gasps] Aah!
Aah!
MlA/
Someday
-Mia!
-ToodIes.
Mrs. Gupta,
I was in
a very important meeting.
It was found
before we Ieave.
I return to Genovia
Thank you.
It's Iocked.
I gave you...
it becomes the key.
Thank you
CLARlSSE/ l also
came to apologize...
I didn't pause
a great deaI...
to wear tiaras...
than that.
Grandma...
I wouId be so afraid...
that I wouId disappoint
WeII, as I said...
-I'm a writer.
-Ah!
I write soaps--
soap opera.
Mm-hmm.
I wrote a character
He was a spy.
I'm not a spy.
That's what
MlA/
CLARlSSE/ Mm-hmm.
Hahh!
CLARISSE:
-Make a speech?
-Mm-hmm.
considering
it wouId be better
Besides,
and l'll be
pick you up at / .
No. Um...
I promised
to my first baII...
or something.
AII right.
Mm-hmm.
Grandma?
[CIarisse sighs]
I am sorry.
Oh, my dear.
my granddaughter.
Ah!
CLARlSSE/
Hold on,
No
keep holdin' on
Hold on
and l just...
l'm scared.
Pardon me.
Time to pack.
Let's get your things.
[Purring]
got there?
''today is
''Congratulations.
PHlLLlPE'S VOlCE/
''The brave
''between
very much...
as the glamorous
continue to arrive...
at the Genovian
lndependence Ball.
is in the hands of
[Thunder]
Do you think
UmbreIIas up!
[Thunder]
pear juggling.
[Meow]
[Thunder]
Oh! Perfect.
Unh!
LORD JEROME/
Unh!
[Engine starts]
Gotcha!
Oh!
[Sighs]
Press passes.
Oh, hi.
[Repeating in
different Ianguages]
Where is she?!
She went somewhere!
I know nothing!
TaIk to me.
at Iying, CharIotte.
Thank you.
[Engine racing]
[Engine staIIs]
[Ignition sputtering]
to compIain...
[Sighs]
If she's not here in minutes,
Is this punishment
a Iicensed driver
if it wouId be possibIe--
Yes, ma'am.
a Iegitimate...
or we ruIe.
No, ma'am.
[Sobs]
[Honk honk]
MO TAZ/
good evening.
CHARLO TTE/
Just fine.
-Oh!
-No running.
-PIease, no running. Good.
-It's nice.
I have an announcement
to make.
-My granddaughter--
-Ahem.
-She's here!
-I see.
It stopped raining.
at speechmaking.
that I faint...
[Murmuring]
of giving up my cIaim
to the throne...
as Princess of Genovia.
ln fact,
Ahem.
Ooh. Sorry.
that's probabIy
See, if l were
Princess of Genovia...
then my thoughts...
So this morning
But now...
I choose to be forevermore...
AmeIia Mignonette
ThermopoIis RenaIdi...
Princess of Genovia.
[AppIause]
Because I recognize
Who?
Me.
Genovia
Genovia, Genovia
Queen Clarisse...
[AppIause]
''Missing In Action.''
Genovia has a new princess.
[Orchestra pIays]
is ''occupado.''
[Laughs]
Why me?
doesn't mean
Come on,
to Iive in Genovia...
to schooI and...
[CIick]
You showed me faith
is not gone
to help me fly
Miracles happen
once in a while
come to life
on us was right
All things will come
as Princess of Genovia.
my royal duties.
at our--
in two weeks.
Grandma's so glad
to be going home.
Everybody's got
pre-coronation jitters...
including me.
to being a royal.
JOSEPH/ Princess,
Miracles happen
once in a while
on us was right
A rose
Shines through to me
So beautiful
To me
Everything you do
is beautiful
Love is shining
right through me
Everything in you
is beautiful
Beautiful
To me
To me
Ooh
Mm-mmm
Mm-hmm
l know that
Afraid that
Each of us
pass you by
[New music begins]